Friday 24th April 2026
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Letter From…Lyon

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Dear Cherwell, 

When a diplomat finally gets to take leave of wherever he has disappointingly been posted, he is permitted to write his “parting shot,” in which he is finally allowed to let the world know how almightily disgruntled he has been for the past few years in Tazbekistan/anywhere other than New York or Paris. Here is mine. 

I love Lyon. I really, really do. It is a beautiful city nestled at the foot (feet?) of the Alps and is filled with what my 16 year old sister would refer to as “Instagram potential” (cute squares, crumbling book shops, cats in berets and so on and so forth.) Most importantly it isn’t Paris which, let me tell you, is actually pretty horrific when seen from any point of view other than a honeymooning American couple snogging under the Eiffel Tower.

However, my time here has not all been quaffing and croissants. I have learned that one can be just as miserable drinking wine in a café on the banks of the Rhone as drinking contraband Red Bull in the Lower Gladstone Link.

For in between my forays into French life, I work as a Language Assistant. When I signed up for this, I pictured rosy-cheeked Angeliques and Rémys sitting in a sunny classroom bedecked with posters and charmingly bemusing “drawings,” hanging on to my every word as I read them Very Hungry Caterpillar. This dream was quickly shattered by a swift google street view search of my lycée (not école as requested), a concrete monstrosity which is tucked delicately between a ramshackle garage complete with tyre mountain and a cobbler whose peeling façade hinted strongly at having other “business” on the side. I was based an hour out of Lyon in a suburb called Vaulx-en-Velin which is essentially rougher than a badger’s arse.

I reserved (a bit of) judgement and waited till I met my first class to pass it completely. This didn’t take long. It transpired very quickly that I was working in a dramatically failing school with a fairly large population of students who were unable to speak English or, more worryingly, French. This of course would be for some a challenge to be relished, someone with visions of changing lives, writing poetry blah blah. This someone was not me: a 20 year old student with about as much control over children as Miley Cyrus has over her own career.

I yet again decided to experience another class before finally deciding that I hated France, my job and all children. Yet no evidence to the contrary made itself known. In the course of three months I: was verbally abused, confiscated a spliff from a kid rolling in my class, had to deal with a high, drunk, vomiting 11 year old, witnessed the confiscation of home made bombs from 12 year olds and discovered some kids trying to nick my purse. This from the country who refuse to create their own word for “le binge drinking” as it is, dans ses yeux, an ‘orrible breetish custom.

 

It isn’t all “action – réaction,” though. Some of my students do occasionally take their headphones out for long enough to listen to me, and some are truly brilliant. I have one student who came up to me after a lesson about Edinburgh and tell me that now she knew she wanted to not only go to university, but in Scotland. Job done.

So all in all – my message is this. Come to France. Better still, come to Lyon. It is an enchanting city, the gastronomical capital of France and the public transport is cracking. You can eat your body weight in baguettes, drink wine till you fall into the Rhone and cycle about wearing stripy tops. Do not, no matter how many “inspiring” lyric gap fill exercises you may have prepared, be a teaching assistant.

Love,

Poppy

Review: The Hilary Review

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If brevity is the soul of wit, then writing and performing sketches must be the divine spirit of comedy. Popular culture is overflowing with the empty husks of attempted hilarity, but if you’re in Oxford seeking the thrill of a carefully crafted joke, look no further than The Oxford Revue for a very merry time.

This year’s Hilary Revue, entitled Family Values, is surreal, unpredictable, absurd, and absolutely hilarious: simply everything good student theatre should be. It is impressive how a cast of only five members can instantly capture the audience’s attention and keep them howling with laughter until the very last minute.

A particular shout out is in order for Will Hislop’s impeccable accent and impersonation of pretty much every single Made in Chelsea toff. Some of the highlights of the evening included the case of Harry Potter performing obscene
gestures towards the audience, unaware of the fact that he has forgotten to put on his invisibility cloak, as well as the moving story of how Ant met Dec at the audition for Byker Grove, reminiscent of the ‘Elephant Love Medley’ from Moulin Rouge.

Other audience favourites included two friends’ journey to the middle of the earth, appropriately accentuated by Stealers Wheel’s ‘Stuck In The Middle With You’, and a young lady’s suitor in denial of being in possession of a ‘man handbag’ – the line, “I don’t read Men’s Health, Men’s Health reads me” be a conversational icebreaker at Park End from now on. The Revue have outdone themselves once more.

Review: Semi Monde

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There are thirty seven different ways of delivering a vapid “hello”, and the Oxford Playhouse’s fifth week production of Semi-Monde showcases them all. In a swirling, aimless mass of flapper glamour, martinis “with a dash”, and sultry cigarette smoking the cast flounce their way through a series of beautifully aesthetic marital betrayals.

Top flouncing prize goes to Barnabas Iley-Wiliamson playing Albert Hennick, with a close second to Howard Coarse as Cyril Hardacre. Cyril’s moment of glory came, bizarrely, in the midst of a scene change. To the accompaniment of the on-stage jazz band, emulating the feel of a cocktail bar, Cyril raps “Crazy in Love” in the delightfully clipped, hyperbolical Queen’s English that the whole cast pulls off in style. In the world of Semi-Monde, everyone’s a daaarhling.

But underneath their boater hats and fur coats the characters have an affectionate timelessness in their strife. The trials of gendered shopping – “I find it a little dull standing at a stocking counter surrounded by angry women” – ill-disguised jealousy – “she is pretty in a funny sort of way” – and the clash between the romantic and the cynic – “I love you”, “oh do shut up” – all drew chuckles of recognition from the audience.

By the end of the play the unceasing costume changes, the fragmentation and reforming of lunch parties, and the slightly unfathomable habit of cast members to drift vaguely along the back of the stage during someone else’s conversation led to a slight feeling of confusion about what was actually going on. I think that’s okay though. Through the haze of vermouth and cigarette smoke what else can one expect? Especially when one is, as Dorothy Price laments, “all alone in Paris with an amorous Russian”.

Cherwell pizza draw – terms and conditions

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Eligibility and entry submission

You must be a student at the University of Oxford and affiliated with a college to enter our prize draws. An ox.ac.uk email address must be supplied when entering.

Staff members of OSPL are not eligible to enter.

You may only enter one of the three prize draws.

Entry into our prize draws must be between the following times for the corresponding prize draw:

First prize draw: 00:00 on 21/02/14 and 23:59 on 27/02/14

Second prize draw: 00:00 on 28/02/14 and 23:59 on 06/03/14

Third prize draw: 00:00 on 07/02/14 and 23:59 on 13/03/14

Entry into one of the prize draws takes place through a link within the Cherwell app.

Unless we state otherwise, 40 winners will be drawn at random in the week following each closing date. We will notify the winners within one month after the draw has taken place.  We do not accept responsibility for entries which fail to reach us outside of the above times for any reason, or those which are incomplete, illegible or corrupted.

 

Prize and prize-winners

The prize is a voucher for a single, medium sized ‘Create Your Own’ pizza on ‘Classic Crust’ with a single topping. The voucher is redeemable upon collection of the pizza from any of the Domino’s Pizza stores in Oxford.

The prize is non-transferable and will only be awarded to the individual who made the submission.

If you are a winner, you cannot request an alternative prize or a cash alternative. If the prize is unclaimed after one month it will be deemed to have been forfeited and we reserve the right to award the prize to the next randomly selected entry.

In the unlikely event that we have difficulties in acquiring the advertised prizes, we have the right to substitute the prizes with alternatives, provided that any substitutions shall be of equal or greater monetary value.

If you enter this prize draw, you are agreeing to us using your personal details to administer and run this prize draw. If you do not consent to such use of your details, please do not enter the prize draw.

 

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We reserve the right to change these rules at any time and our decision on all matters relating to our prize draws is final.

Although we will try our best to make sure that prize draws run smoothly, we reserve the right to cancel a prize draw at any time if relevant circumstances arise outside our control. We shall not be liable to you should you suffer any loss or damage by entering a prize draw. However, nothing in these rules shall exclude or limit our liability in respect of personal injury or death caused by our negligence or fraud.

These rules are governed by English law and by entering this prize draw you submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of England.

Wellington Square briefly closed due to ‘suspect package’

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Part of central Oxford was briefly closed this morning, after another ‘suspicious package’ was found.

Thames Valley Police police cordoned off part of Wellington Square and St John Street after fears over the package, following the bomb threat on St Giles’ last week.

But a force spokesperson told The Oxford Mail, “It was quickly established that the package posed no threat and the cordon has been lifted.”

In an email sent to Modern Languages undergraduates 8.51am, a university administrator said, “There is a suspect package opposite 47 Wellington Square, outside Rewley House.

“The police are here along with University Security Services are here.”

The email advised students with classes at 41 or 47 Wellington Square to contact their tutor. However, another email sent at 9.16am said Wellington Square was open again.

 

 

A fine time to be an Oxford University Librarian

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Data received via a Freedom of Information request has revealed that Oxford University received £127,573 in library fines from Bodleian libraries during the 2012/13 academic year. This was up from £126,063 the previous year, but down from the £128,187 taken in 2010/11.

The largest contributor to this sum was the Social Sciences Library, which accumulated £34,098 in fines, more than twice as much as its closest rival, the History Faculty Library on £15,956. The Social Sciences Library’s high rate of fines has been blamed by students on the number of short-term loans the library offers. The Social Sciences Library topped the rankings for all three years for which data has been received, and currently leads the way in 2013/14 on £6,830 (as of 31st December).

The Latin American Centre was the least punitive library in 2012/13, taking only £214 in fines, though in 2011/12 it was pipped by the OUDCE Library with a mere £136 in fines. So far in 2013/14, the Law Library and the Oriental Institute Library have taken just £10 a piece, though current figures are likely to change radically when students rush to pay off fines at the end of the year. One of the university’s graduation requirements requires students to have no outstanding Bodleian libraries fines.

The practice of fining has not been without controversy. Nathan Akehurst, who ran for OUSU President in 2013 on the Reclaim OUSU slate, has strongly condemned financial penalties. On the subject of these library fines, Akehurst told Cherwell, “I recognise that incentivising the swift return of books is important for students, but I don’t feel overly punitive fines help that end, and as with all fines, impact disproportionately upon poorer students whilst providing those who can afford it a licence to do what they like.”

According to a university statement, the money accumulated from these library fines “goes into the general library income stream… It remains within the libraries but is not directly allocated to any particular purpose.”

OUSU President Tom Rutland told Cherwell, “When some major faculty libraries are only open for 5 and half days a week, it is concerning that the university is making so much money from students who give books back late. Perhaps the money made from library fines could go towards better opening hours. After being instigated by NUS to investigate academic sanctions (e.g. the withholding of a degree) for non-academic debt (i.e. debt not related to tuition fees, such as library fines) the Office for Fair Trading has declared that universities that do this may be breaching consumer law.”

Second year PPEist Will Boardman commented, “It is disgraceful that a set of institutions designed with the purpose to facilitate the broadening of young people’s understanding and knowledge leverage their monopoly in such a way to penalise already cost stricken students.”

However, Tosh Oyerinde, an American visiting student, suggested, “It’s fine for the libraries to charge and collect fines because everyone is aware of the policies.

“What I think would be more interesting to see is how they spend it.”
Another student said, “Libraries have got to incentivise returning books on time somehow, or else people who really need books would not be able to get them”

A New College fresher remarked, “The total is surprisingly high, but in terms of individual fines I think it’s fair enough – it’s easy to renew books and they do tell you if you’re about to be fined, so as long as the money is used for something reasonable (like buying more books) I’m not too bothered.”

There may be a relation between students’ opinions on library fines and their history of racking up fines. One student told Cherwell, “As someone who has racked up £50 in library fines and who refuses to pay them, so is unable to borrow books from the Rad Cam, I feel I may be somewhat biased.”

Oxford research maps populations’ genetic histories

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A research team from Oxford and UCL has developed a map which shows history’s impact on the ancestral genetic mix of 95 different populations around the globe.

Using an interactive map, the work displays, dates and characterises genetic mixing between populations, showing the impact of major events such as Genghis Khan’s transcontinental empire, European colonialism, the Arab slave trade and European traders on the Silk Road mixing with people in China.

Dr Simon Myers, from Oxford University’s Department of Statistics and Wellcome Trust Centre for Human Genetics and co-senior author of the study, said, “DNA really has the power to tell stories and uncover details of humanity’s past.

“Because our approach uses only genetic data, it provides information independent from other sources. Many of our genetic observations match historical events, and we also see evidence of previously unrecorded genetic mixing.

“For example, the DNA of the Tu people in modern China suggests that in around 1200CE, Europeans similar to modern Greeks mixed with an otherwise Chinese-like population. Plausibly, the source of this European-like DNA might be merchants travelling the nearby Silk Road.”

The research was conducted using a technique called ‘Globetrotter’, which consists in analysing information across the whole genome in order to identify shared genes, even though individual mutations carry only weak signals about where a person is from. The study was conducted on the genomes of 1490 individuals from 95 populations around the world.

Dr Garrett Hellenthal of the UCL Genetics institute and lead author of the study, said “What amazes me most is simply how well our technique works.”

He continued, “We identify distinct events happening at different times among groups sampled within Pakistan, with some inheriting DNA from sub-Saharan Africa, perhaps related to the Arab Slave Trade, others from East Asia, and yet another from ancient Europe. Nearly all our populations show mixing events, so they are very common throughout recent history and often involve people migrating over large distances.”

Using genome data from 1,490 individuals across the 95 areas, advanced statistical analysis has identified groupings of DNA shared between individuals from varying groups.

As co-author Dr Daniel Falush was reported to have said, “Each population has a particular genetic ‘palette’. If you were to paint the genomes of people in modern-day Maya, for example, you would use a mixed palette with colours from Spanish-like, West African and Native American DNA. This mix dates back to around 1670CE, consistent with historical accounts describing Spanish and West African people entering the Americas around that time.

Dr Myers added, ‘’Understanding well the genetic similarities and differences between human populations is key for public health. Some populations are more at risk of certain diseases than others, and drug efficacy is also known to vary significantly. Rare genetic mutations are particularly likely to show strong differences between populations, and understanding their role in our health is an area of intense current research efforts.

“We hope in future to include even more detailed sequencing, to spot these rare mutations and better understand their global spread. Our method should be even more powerful when applied to these future data sets, providing rich opportunities for future work.”

The intriguing results of the research have been met with interest from students. Taylor Jaszewski, a visiting student studying History and Politics at St Anne’s, said, “The recent research completed on the details of the human genome in comparison with historical events is absolutely fascinating. This work represents a clear opportunity for the hard sciences and the humanities to work hand in hand and develop a more accurate account of our past.”

Jae Kwon, a biologist and visiting student also at St Anne’s, said, “This is amazing research which shows all the possibilities of pursuing genomic studies. Hopefully it will lead to further insights.”

Wadham Warden brought into Blair and Brooks debacle

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Recent evidence in the ongoing News of the World’s phone-hacking case has revealed that Tony Blair secretly advised Rebekah Brooks to consider facing an independent inquiry headed by Ken MacDonald, QC, the current Warden of Wadham College.

A July 2011 e-mail from Brooks, then Chief Executive of News International, to James Murdoch alleges that Blair offered her advice for salvaging her reputation as the News of the World phone-hacking scandal emerged.

As part of her work for the Murdoch-owned News Corporation, Brooks was the 2003-2009 editor of The Sun, which publicly supported Blair during three general elections. She is understood to have been good friends with Blair.

According to Brooks, the former prime minister suggested she set up an inquiry to publish a “Hutton-style report” that would “clear you and accept shortcomings”. Blair went on to suggest Ken MacDonald as “a great and good type” who might be a candidate for the head of this inquiry.

At the time the e-mail was sent, Ken MacDonald had recently returned to private legal practice after retiring his post as Director of Public Prosecutions.

Later that July, MacDonald revealed “evidence of serious criminal offences” committed by News International whilst representing the Murdoch corporation in a trial regarding allegations that News of the World made inappropriate payments to Metropolitan Police offcers.

MacDonald’s 2003-2008 term as DPP was initially controversial, given that he had been colleagues with Cherie Blair at Matrix Chambers. At the time of his appointment. Michael Howard labelled him a “crony” of the Blairs.

During his time as DPP, MacDonald notably defended the rights of terrorism cases in the UK, opposing proposed extensions to detainment times and rejecting evidence obtained by torture.

MacDonald became Warden of Wadham College in September 2012. Both he and the College were unavailable for comment regarding his being linked to Blair in the new phone-hacking trial evidence.

The News of the World phone-hacking trial has been an explosive focal point for national discussion of privacy and surveillance since July 2011, when it was revealed the Sunday tabloid had accessed the voicemails of a murdered teenager, deceased British soldiers, and victims of the 7/7 bombings.

The subsequent 2012 Leveson Inquiry report confirmed News International’s extensive phone-hacking and recommended significant changes to British press culture.

Currently, seven people connected to News International are on trial at the Old Bailey, including Rebekah Brooks and David Cameron’s former Director of Communications Andy Coulson.

On Thursday, Rebekah Brooks was acquited of one of five charges against her.

Wadham lobbies for rusticated students

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Wadham SU has passed an emergency motion proposing to lobby the college for changes to the support systems for suspended students, allowing them access to college facilities.

The motion, which passed unanimously at Sunday’s SU meeting, was put forward by finalist Chloe Kane. It outlined plans to allow suspended students access to college grounds and services, and to guarantee accommodation until the end of the term in which the student rusticated, so as to allow them time to find alternative living arrangements.

A system was proposed whereby “students should have a key contact in college, who is designated as the special contact for suspended status students, who has undergone welfare training [and] can advise the student of their rights.”

Plans to provide “easily accessible information” about rustication were also put forward, and the motion stressed that the particular nature of each rusticatee’s case must be taken into account since “a blanket policy does not work well when each individual’s case and needs are different.”

Earlier this month OUSU announced changes to the University’s procedures for suspended students, under which those who rusticate will be allowed access to Oxford-wide facilities including faculty libraries, Nexus, and other services requiring a Bod card. However, under such proposals students would still excluded from individual college grounds, amenities, accommodation, and events.

One Wadham student described Sunday’s motion as “highlighting unfair treatment of rusticated students under the current system. Although at Oxford we’re told that our welfare is put first, our fantastic college-based services are off-limits to the most vulnerable at their most difficult time.”

Wadham SU President Anya Metzer stated, “College have independently expressed a desire to examine the Wadham policy on suspended students and after this motion passed unanimously we have a strong mandate to pursue the changes outlined in the motion. On the heels of OUSU’s recent triumph, students are engaging with this issue across campus, and I am keen to negotiate for the rights of suspended students as valued members of our community.”

The motion was submitted following a survey conducted through the Wadham SU Facebook page, which assessed the attitudes of Wadham students, both current and suspended, towards rustication. Of the 149 surveyed, 97 per cent felt they had received ‘little or no information on the issue of suspension’ and 92 per cent felt they ‘should have been better informed’.

Charlotte Cooper Beglin, Wadham SU’s Access Officer, commented, “Students most often suspend their studies for very difficult health or personal reasons, and they should still be seen as members of the college community and given the support they need.

“I’m glad we’re starting a conversation with college about it. Hopefully it will mean no-one feels ostracised as a suspended student and everyone gets equally good care.”

Oxford research influences NHS decision

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A recent clinical practice guideline by NICE, the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence, has been published recommending that doctors should halve the threshold for starting preventative treatment of cardiovascular disease (CVD) from a 20% risk of developing these conditions over 10 years to a 10% risk following research by Oxford University.

NICE have reported that although death rates from CVD have halved since the 1970s, it is still the leading cause of death in England and Wales. In 2010, 1 in 3 people died from CVD.

CVD develops when fatty acid deposits, known as atheroma, build up in arteries and narrow them, leading to coronary heart disease and stroke. The risk of developing CVD is increased by lifestyle factors such as a high cholesterol diet and smoking. NICE recommends that people are assessed for their risk of developing cardiovascular disease using measurements of whether or not they smoke, their cholesterol levels, blood pressure and body mass index in order to calculate a percentage risk of developing CVD in the next 10 years.

Professor Mark Baker, Director of the Centre for Clinical Practice at NICE, said “The risk is measurable and we can substantially reduce someone’s chance of a heart attack, angina, stoke and the other symptoms of cardiovascular disease by tackling the risk factors. We also recommend that statins are now offered to many more people- the effectiveness of these medicines is now well proven and their cost has fallen.”

However, this guidance is by no means final. It is currently issued as a draft for public consultation until 26 March 2014. Baker has said “We now want to hear views on this draft guidance which recommends that people with a 10% risk of developing CVD within 10 years are offered statins.”

This decision comes after a 2012 Oxford University study published in the Lancet, which showed that even very low-risk patients benefited from statins with almost no side effects. Currently, 7 million people in the UK take statins, at an estimated annual cost of £285 million. Professor Rory Collins, from the Oxford University team, said that the number of people who would begin taking statins as a result “would be in the order” of five million.

Professor Collins maintained that taking statins “remains a choice for the patient, it’s not mandatory.”

Professor Colin Baigent, another member of the Oxford University team, calculated that five million more people taking statins “would save 2,000 lives and prevent 10,000 heart attacks or strokes every year.”

Of course, statins are most effective in conjunction with lifestyle changes.. Professor Baker said, “as well as taking statins, people with raised cholesterol levels and high blood pressure should reduce the amount of foods containing saturated fat they eat.”

Marco Narajos, first year medical student and Online Editor of Bang! Science Magazine, said, “I think it’s a good idea, especially if the risk of side effects are low. However, even if the probability is low, some people could still be affected by the few side effects such as headaches and insomnia, especially if a large number of people take the drug. Whatever decision is made, every effort should still be made to ensure that people exercise more often and eat a healthy diet low in saturated fats, salt, and sugar, especially from a young age. The old proverb ‘An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure’ definitely holds true, even today.”