Confirmed: Varsity Football back at Craven Cottage
After four years in the wilderness, the 2014 Varsity football match will return to its some-time home at Fulham’s 26,000-seater stadium, bringing Premiership glamour back to the historic game on its 130th anniversary.
Prestige and quaint old-style turnstiles, those famouse for featuring the in Match of the Day opening credits, are not all that Craven Cottage has to offer, however. The Varsity football match will take place on Sunday 6th April – the same day as the Varsity Boat Race – with the Cottage’s Thames-side location meaning football fans will simply be able to step out onto the banks of the river to watch the boat race itself.
Confirmation of the arrangement has been greeted enthusiastically by those involved. Ben Szreter, OUAFC Treasurer and goalkeeper, revealed, “OUAFC are delighted to have the Varsity match back at Craven Cottage. The committee, Cambridge and Fulham FC have been working very hard to make this happen and it should be a great occasion, particularly with the boat race on the same day”. Fan reactions to the news, meanwhile, have been rapturous. James Lawrence, fresher at Downing College and diehard CUAFC fan, claims to be “excited”, whilst insightfully predicting “a game of two halves”.
Kick off for this unmissable occasion is at 3pm on Sunday 6th April, and tickets can be purchased for just £15, which also entitles you in true footballing fashion to a pie or burger and a drink. Tickets are available online, or on 0843 208 1234 (option 3). For those of you who fancy being a club VIP, a number of hospitality packages are also available. This promises to be a great day out, as Oxford look to bounce back from their 3-2 defeat in last year’s tight encounter – with river-side seats for the boat race thrown in, you’ll be hard pressed to find a better day of Varsity sporting action.
Possible Discovery of King Alfred’s Remains
A fragment of human pelvic bone discovered in Hyde Abbey church, Winchester in 1999 is thought to belong to King Alfred the Great or his son, Edward.
The bone fragment was stored among other remains in Winchester Museum, but lack of funding prevented identification until recently.
Dr Katie Thomas of Winchester University was initially tasked with excavating an unmarked grave at the east end of St Bartholomew’s Church in Hyde. The bones of Alfred were previously claimed to be found in this location by John Mellor in 1886, but upon analysis the radiocarbon dates from the bones did not match those in which Alfred and his family lived. However, a community excavation of the east end of Hyde Abbey church in 1999 unearthed a series of human bones, which were sent to the museum.
The remains were taken for radiocarbon dating led by Professor Tom Higham at the Oxford Radiocarbon Accelerator. All but one of the bones produced dates in the 12th to 14th centuries, but a single bone, part of an older male pelvis, returned a date of 895-1017.
Dr Thomas stated, “The most likely explanation was that the bone had been brought from elsewhere, namely New Minster. The candidates for who the bone could belong to were therefore Alfred, his son Edward or a brother of Edward, Aethelwaerd. However, only the coffins of Alfred and Edward were buried at the site of the High Altar and this meant the bone was likely to belong to one of them.”
Richard Buckley, co-director of the University of Leicester’s archaeology services said “it would be hard to prove” that the fragment belongs to Alfred the Great. John Blair, a professor at Oxford University, believed that the conclusion “is based on a valid chain of reasoning” but more data was needed before anyone can determine who the fragment belongs to.
Dr Thomas hopes that this will renew interest in the family. “Alfred and Edward were both great Saxon kings who deserve better recognition than they currently enjoy. Their burials have been lost for hundreds of years and this finding may be the catalyst for further excavation and analysis, and proper reburial and memorialisation of the remains in Winchester.”
She added, “A possible future re-excavation at the site of Hyde Abbey church will be headed up by Professor Martin Biddle, but more in his capacity as Head of Winchester Research Committee, rather than as Emeritus Professor at Oxford.”
Second year historian Nick Spearing commented, “It’s an exciting find; Alfred was a great king who served for much longer than most early English monarchs, and this talent is summed up perfectly by the uncommon longevity of his pelvis.”
London house prices linked to foreign politics
An Oxford University study conducted by two academics at the Saïd Business School has found that property values in the capital have benefitted for over 20 years as wealthy foreign buyers use property as a means to protect their money.
The study showed that the impact of the foreign buyers was separable from other factors that affect house prices, such as the government’s Help to Buy scheme.
The two academics who conducted the study, Tarun Ramadorai and Cristian Badarinza, said, “This goes a long way towards explaining why London house prices have continued to rise at a disproportionate rate compared with those in the rest of the country, and can also shed light on the well-known fat that capital flows appear to flow ‘uphill’ from relatively poor to relatively rich countries.”
London has a status as a ‘safe haven’ due to the apparent tendency for properties there to retain or increase in value regardless of events in other parts of this world, making it an attractive city in which to invest in property. The research showed evidence for this effect in the countries studied, including southern Europe, Chine and the Middle East.
Some students in Oxford are skeptical of the safety of investing in property in the UK. One PPE student from Oriel commented: “I think it ironic for the British housing market ever to be considered a safe haven.
“The fact that the London market is dominated by foreign buyers is hardly new information. However it is interesting for such a link between political upheaval and economic trends, even between countries at opposite sides of the world, to be affirmed.”
The methods used in the study to calculate the effects of ‘safe haven’ demand on house prices could also be applied to other assets, such as gold, and to other major cities. Millions of house price transactions spanning a 15 year period were analysed in the study.
The Halifax and Nationwide say that house prices rose around 8% last year, much of which can be attributed to rises in the south-east. The house prices in areas with a high proportion of residents from a particular country were almost 0.5% higher in the months following an increase in that country’s political uncertainty.
Solar lull worries scientists
Oxford Scientists have warned that the sun’s activity is at its lowest in over a century.
This is despite it having reached its solar maximum, or the point in its eleven-year cycle when activity on the surface should be at its height. The sun should currently be covered with sunspots and spewing out solar flares, but the number of these has been falling in recent years.
Researchers believe that this solar lull could cause huge changes in the temperature on earth. “It’s an unusually rapid decline,” explained Prof Lockwood, professor of space environment physics at the University of Reading. Speaking to the BBC he said, “We estimate that within about 40 years or so there is a 10% to 20% – nearer 20% – probability that we’ll be back in Maunder Minimum conditions.” This was a time in the 17th century when Londoners could enjoy frost fairs on the River Thames as it had frozen over due to a sharp drop in temperature thanks to the decline in activity. Winters across Europe became bitterly cold during that time.
‘Whatever measure you use, solar peaks are coming down,’ said Richard Harrison to the BBC. ‘I’ve been a solar physicist for 30 years, and I’ve never seen anything like this.’ An analysis of ice cores, which can be used as a record of solar activity on a much longer timespan than human memory suggest that this current decline is the fastest one in approximately 10,000 years.
However, skeptics shouldn’t be too quick to take this as evidence against global warming. While some have argued that natural fluctuations in the Sun’s activity are driving climate change and overriding the effect of greenhouse gas emissions, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change came to the conclusion that solar variation only makes a small contribution to the Earth’s climate. The scientists that compiled the report said that they were 95% certain that humans were the “dominant cause” of global warming since the 1950s, and if greenhouse gases continue to rise at their current rate, then the average world temperature could rise by up to 4.8 degrees Celsius.
Professor Harrison, of the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in Oxfordshire said, “This feels like a period where it’s very strange […] but also it stresses that we don’t really understand the star that we live with.”
Thomas Wilson, an historian from Exeter College said, “It sounds worrying but I’m sure whatever happens we’ll just have to deal with it. If we could deal with [the Maunder Minimum] back in the 17th century I’m sure we can deal with something similar now. We just may have to wrap up warm in the winter!”
An Ode to Procrastination
‘GOOD GIRL FANTASTIC BULLET POINTING WELL DONE.’ We may look twenty, but self-motivation must still be dished out as if to a rather slow seven-year old. When apathy whirls gleefully around the library, it’s important to have a few slightly more invigorating tricks up your sleeve.
Distractions, distractions. Our attempts to look everywhere but at the pages of The Politics of Poll Tax may lead us to a distraction as old as time: unrequited lust. Oh, girl/boy in the velvet leggings, your hair’s soft tufts and gentle eyes demand that I spend, say… five minutes in every thirty observing you admiringly. Ten. Twenty. Think of each glance as a reward for every new sentence you write. This will spur you into a gentle note-taking trot in no time. Approach them?! Oh, no, but what of my newfound efficiency? Has there ever been a more convenient excuse for creepy gawping?
What about fuel? Surely we cannot rely on our squeaky grey matter to deliver the goods un-oiled? No, a good splash of Nescafe Instant will shake lethargy from our limbs. All it asks for in return is your blood pressure and a seething dependence. If you find that a simple coffee no longer resuscitates the zombie on a Thursday morning, I offer you the recipe for my own particular brand of battery acid: add three tablespoonfuls of coffee granules and a pinch of desperation to 330ml of your finest coca-cola. Shake. Drink. Hold back the puke for added exhilaration.
Unfortunately you might find that Lady Snooze is not so easily perturbed. In which case, we must succumb to her wicked whispers for just a few minutes. Such dozes can be strategically meted out in so-called ‘power-naps’ for the sake of our conscience. I myself have found that whatever I call them, sleeping in the Rad Cam adds nothing but the occasional dollop of drool and an unnecessary fifty minutes to the essay at hand.
In the 21st century the contagion and ruthlessness of the Bubonic Plague adopts a new name: Facebook. Our essay flounders in Lucy’s ‘Shagaluf 2012’ album, in Gareth’s rigorously documented new relationship. And when we’re bored of stalking, our finger wanders lazily up to the URL bar. ‘f’, enter… oh wait. Back where I started. The secret is to maintain a more watchful eye on our Facebooking habits whilst in the library. Watch, as your work:facebook ratio slips steadily from 40 to 5 minutes, 30 to 10, 1 to 60.
When experiencing an utter dearth of creativity do not despair. Even the Dullest Joe can re-harness his innate bodily urge to secretion in defence of boredom. Need a wee? Break ahoy! A thoughtfully planned trip to the nearest (or furthest) loo is the perfect procrastination cleverly disguised as a necessity. Only the bladder need be fooled; a week-long program of Immediate Evacuation at the Slightest Tingling will leave you with an incontinence of a pensioner and a sly get-out clause like no other. The things we do for the sake of procrastination…
Preview: Normal
According to Wikipedia (that omniscient source of biographical titbits), Anthony Neilson belongs to the “In-Yer-Face” movement in modern theatre. Judging by this latest rendition of his best-known work Normal, such a reputation is well-deserved. Set in the dark and troubled Germany of the early 1930s, this is a play which from its earliest exchanges picks you up, slams you against a wall, and shakes you to your core.
There is no way to escape the horrifying tale that unfolds as the young, impressionable defence lawyer, Justus Wehner, interviews his client Peter Kürten, the sinisterly calm “Düsseldorf Ripper.” Wehner strives to find proof that Kürten is insane, not in order to acquit him but rather because he wants to believe that such depraved evil can only be the fruit of a deranged mind. Misha Pennington is deeply unsettling as the manipulative serial killer, rapist, arsonist Kürten, who from the start tries to mess with Wehner’s principles and values. In one particularly memorable exchange the nature of love is kicked around with Wehner, ably presented by Alex Shavick, half-heartedly providing the idealistic, rom-commy, response to Kürten’s contention that love and brutality go hand in hand.
What should prove to be a further exciting element of this production is the staging choices made by director Sami Ibrahim. The innovatively shaped and sparsely decorated set is guaranteed to draw the audience into the dialogue whilst also creating that sense of claustrophobia and tension which is so crucial to psychological thrillers. It is an effect Ibrahim conjured masterfully in his production of You Maverick! in 2013, where staging the play in the round implicated the audience in the action by removing the fourth wall.
Normal is not a comfortable watch, but whilst we want to avoid the deadened stare of Kürten and block out his sadistic confessions of murderous degeneracy, this production is so compulsive that we are helpless to resist its often terrifying twists and turns. Although the Ripper who is the character on trial, it is his lawyer Wehner who we feel is really being judged. Whether he can withstand his clients taunting and manipulation is a question which keeps the onlookers on tenterhooks from the start, making this production an experience not to be missed.
Review: The Play That Goes Wrong
Having seen Mischief Theatre’s latest production Peter Pan Goes Wrong last month, I jumped at the chance to see an earlier work, The Play That Goes Wrong, on its national tour last night. The production was a sell-out hit at the Edinburgh Fringe and has enjoyed two consecutive runs in the West End.
In an unforgiving but entertaining take off of “am-dram” theatre, the audience is treated to the (fictional) Cornley Polytechnic’s latest production, The Murder at Haversham Manor. The performance is a complete disaster from start to finish, with forgotten lines, in-cast fighting, injured actors, mixed-up sound cues, prop disasters and repeated catastrophes involving the set.
The (real) actors do an admirable job of portraying the totally ridiculous plot whilst managing to keep it funny. Most of the audience were in hysterics throughout, and there were several impromptu rounds of applause. There was no weak link in the eight-strong cast, with particularly standout performances from Dave Hearn, Lotti Maddox and Rob Falconer.
The set design was as impressive as the acting itself. Its ingenious construction provided the perfect complement to the calamitous turn-of-events, with scenery falling and platforms collapsing with impeccable timing. It was so convincing that I genuinely feared for the safety of the actors on more than one occasion.
The only thing that slightly dulled the experience was that, having watched both of Mischief Theatre’s current offerings, it felt like I had watched the same show twice. Apart from the fact that The Play That Goes Wrong was being ‘staged’ more self-consciously , there was little discernable difference between the two in terms of tone, humour or characters; and some of the jokes were identical. On one hand, the company are clearly onto a winning combination and perhaps it is wise not to mess with this receipe for success. On the other, a little variety is never a bad thing. It would be great to see this very talented company experimenting outside of its comfort zone.
All in all, a hilarious piece of theatre that is well worth watching. The Play That Goes Wrong is on at the Oxford Playhouse until the 1st February, or you can see them in one of the cities on their nationwide tour.
Taylor named new rugby captain
Rhodes Scholar Jacob Taylor, a student at Keble College, has been elected OURFC Captain for 2014. His election came after a marathon six hours of voting and discussions. This makes Jacob the sixth Australian to lead the Blues since 2000. The full-back has represented Sydney University and was vice-captain of the Australian’s Seven’s team for the duration of the 2011 IRB circuit.
Jacob follows on from John Carter, who led the Rugby Club for three years and was at the forefront of the Blues’ three consecutive victories in the December Varsity match against Cambridge. Living up to this precedent will be a challenging task for the new captain. However, the Australian has the necessary experience and more importantly, the support of the his squad to address this challenge.
Taylor told the school/university rugby site In At The Side that, “It is a huge honour to be elected by my peers. I’m excited about the opportunity and motivated by the challenge of maintaining OURFC as a place where individuals can flourish and teams are successful.”
Jacob is currently studying for his Masters in Cognitive and Evolutionary Anthropology and is in the process of applying to continue his studies with a DPhil in Neuroanthropology. He will lead the Blues for the first time on Wednesday night at Iffley Road against the British Army. The match kicks off at 7:15pm. It is sure to be an exciting contest.
Students protest cuts to homelessness budget
Today students took to the streets to condemn the County Council’s decision to cut the Housing Related Support fund in Oxfordshire. The proposed cut is part of the council’s wider plans to save £64 million over the next four years, and would reduce the current housing budget from £4m to £1.5m.
Nick Mutch and Lily Taylor spoke to the protestors.
Several students tweeted their support.
Tears brought to my eyes as a homeless service user tells his story. Councillor says “it’s not our statutory duty”. 38% cuts agreed.
— Dan Tomlinson (@OUSU_CC) January 28, 2014
Massive turn out for the protest against proposed county council cuts to housing and homelessness cuts #noto38% pic.twitter.com/XyLtiU7M78
— OUSU (@ousunews) January 28, 2014
Great turnout in #Oxford today to Say NO to proposed 38%cut in housing related support @Ox_Hop @nightshelter pic.twitter.com/nkCFGfj4pl
— Andy Edwards (@rooinspace) January 28, 2014
Peaceful protest today in Oxford. Say no to the 38 percent cuts on homeless shelters. http://t.co/dgJ7BrkY6Y
— Jordan O’Shea (@jordanMoshea) January 28, 2014
Lots of support for the #noto38 protest against proposed cuts to the homeless services in #oxford pic.twitter.com/6opDAGtGug
— Georgina M. Aisbitt (@GeorginaAisbitt) January 28, 2014

