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Exeter students damage photocopier owned by The One Show

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A group of Exeter students have been asked to write letters of apology to the BBC after they damaged a valuable photocopier being stored in their JCR by makers of The One Show.

The team from The One Show were in Oxford on Wednesday 13 November to film Children in Need and were storing the photocopier, reportedly worth £2,500, in the college JCR overnight.

Students returned from a night out and began photocopying parts of their anatomy, including their faces, which resulted in damage to the photocopier. Those involved were recognised by photocopies of their faces left in the JCR, and have been reprimanded for their actions by Exeter’s Junior Dean, Dr Rini Adriga.

According to one Exeter student, who wished to remain anonymous, “Basically what happened was, the BBC stupidly went and left a plugged-in photocopier with paper etc in our JCR on a Wednesday night. Everyone went to Park End and got plastered and went back to the JCR to eat their Hassans.”

The student added, “People started photocopying their faces and other body parts but were too drunk to make sure they picked up all the copies of their faces.”

There have been suggestions that the BBC team were tempting fate by leaving the machine in such a public space. Another student, who was not involved in the incident, commented, “If someone leaves a photocopier lying about then it’s inevitable that drunk people are going to find it hard to resist having a play. But of course this is no excuse and I know that the people involved are very sorry.”

Dr Adriga declined to comment on the incident.

Review: Pericles

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

This lively production of Pericles, of which Shakespeare is believed to have written exactly half of the lines, is a highly creative, if not always smoothly unfolding, example of student drama. The audience enters the tiny – or intimate – Burton Taylor Studio to find the actors ranked in seats against the wall, in plain black costumes with appropriate accessories, but apparently out of character. 

The production’s concept is an ambitious one: 47 characters are rendered by only seven actors. With a plot line as scattered as this travelling drama/comedy/romance, confusing the audience was a very real danger. One way the cast successfully negotiated the challenge, however, was by making intelligent use of simple, symbolic character markers in the costume shifts. Bright silken waistcoats, furs, the occasional royal bling, pirate bandanas, and PVC parkas were alternately donned by the actors as the scenes advanced from one side of the world to the other. Costume props were also used to serve the efficient portrayal of action, with for instance the death of the royal nurse Lychorida being conveyed by Gower, the narrator-figure, swinging a scarf over her nose and mouth from behind. 

Costumes aside, the actual stage setting was turned into a makeshift map of the hero’s peregrinations, and some of the main narrative points (“MARINA R.I.P.”, for example). The characters took turns in tagging the pleasantly authentic brown paper which covered the stage background. This both helped our understanding of the play’s developments and hindered our enjoyment of their dramatization of it: while characters were engaged in pivotal moments of the plot, in the background their fellow actors would be squeakily and distractingly scribbling their current status (generally, the options were dead or alive). 

The cast themselves were bursting with enthusiasm. The desperate King of Tarsus pulls off his balancing act between extravagance and self-pity, comic scepticism and heartfelt gratitude. The same actor had, in the opening scene, been a fabulously gaudy and truculent Antiochus, the incestuous King. Helicanus, Pericles’ councillor, was convincingly rigorous and upstanding as the loyal and straight-talking man of state. His capacity for conversion was also impressive, as he donned a coat of unforgettable pink mohair and lace night cap to play the Bawd. His nasal-voiced mincing was farcically over-the-top, as he literally vibrated with outrage at Marina’s virtuous triumph over the clients he presents her with.

He and his co-actress switched genders to play their respective roles as Pandar and Bawd. The transformation of Pandar’s posture, accent and tone was equally remarkable, given that instants beforehand she had been the nobly devout princess of Pentapolis, Pericles’ queen and mother to Marina. Likewise, she had been a good evil figure as Dionyza, the calculating and deceitful queen of Tarsus, boasting a brilliantly Machiavellian chuckle and two-faced facial expressions. Despite this drastic change in style, the grotesque pair made by Pandar and Pimp had the audience frankly laughing at their sheer lewdness, as they deftly played on lines like “are you a woman” (asked of an actor blatantly in drag).

Gower’s clear diction and dramatic poise warrant praise, as do his incredibly rapid metamorphoses in the “tournament” scene, in which he embodies a hilarious stream of caricatural princes vying for Thaisa’s hand in marriage. Her father, King Simonides, was an adorably contented figure, eager to see his daughter wed and not overly subtle about it either (notably, “What do you think of my daughter?”). Eavesdropping with delicious innocence, he carried off his portrayal of a besotted father and pliable king effectively. Marina, for her part, jumped around with a naive and gold-hearted playfulness which suited her reputation as a “paragon” of innocence and grace, and almost undoes the assassin Dionyza mandated to kill her out of envy.

The one low point in terms of acting was, astonishingly, the play’s hero, Pericles himself. He started off at a somewhat flat vocal level, so that his speech often sounded like a droning recitation He tripped up in a number of monologues or every few lines in the dialogues, and once or twice garbled scene endings, perhaps, in his defence, because of the rapid pace of the play. His body language was also distinctly jarring, perpetually cross armed, and if not then hands in pockets; while he seriously lacked virulence in his reactions (his horror at learning of the royal incest at Antiochus is quietly non-existent). Admittedly, the cast were not unilaterally perfect either, also occasionally stumbling in their lines. It must be said that Pericles’ performance improved vastly as he warmed up, as with his persuasively sheepish singing bit as he charms the Pentapolan court in a bid to win their trust (and their princess). Mercifully, he finally reached believable levels of dramatic engagement by the time his wife died in childbirth.

Pericles’ ingenious, hands-on approach to staging demonstrated great inventiveness. Self-consciously theatrical, it managed to join lighting to text thanks to a superbly in-sync tech crew. Stark, white lighting was a good choice for the first tragic crux of play, Thaisa’s “death”. And when Thaisa is more or less magically brought to life in the recovery scene, the dimmed, amber-tinted lighting and beam-strung fairy lights were a technical match for the scene’s live, mystical chanting, while her revival was mimicked by increasing the brightness.

All in all then, this production of Pericles is a really innovative take on a quite ramshackle, but fertile, piece of Shakespearean drama. Although things fell apart during the performance (crate tumbling, glasses spinning across the boards, the land “ridges” on the background map steadily falling off with surprisingly loud clatters), setting and props were fantastically exploited by the imaginative team.

On a side note, it’s always good to see a production break from gender specificity, and the earnestness with which the actors take on their multiple roles testifies that they – rightly – fear no ridicule. With live guitar playing and singing, they are versatile and deft at keeping the stage feeling like an on-going party. And if the price of boisterousness is a slight tendency for miniature technical catastrophes, this cast is far too compelling and creative for us to hold it against them, and Pericles makes for a riotous, genuinely fun night of theatre.

 

 

Preview: Endgame

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“You can’t really fuck around with Beckett”. This is the rueful admission of Will Felton, director of Endgame. The notoriously recalcitrant playwright took an extremely dim view of people taking even the tiniest liberties with his meticulously-scripted texts. He even took legal action against a 1984 production of the play for having the audacity to move the action to a disused subway station. The limitations placed on any production of Endgame are particularly intense- characters are lame, blind and confined to bins. 

The risk is thus a play of impenetrable, interminable repetition. The cast told me that they had taken pains to find the human characters within the recursive dialogue, resisting the temptation to act in an artificial, stagey manner. Their desire, I am told, is to find the “viscerally human” story within the text. They do admirably well. 

As Hamm, Luke Howarth takes centre stage like a mad frog emperor, eyes shrouded in blackened goggles and mouth flapping manically away. His gravelly tones bestow him with the necessary authority to order around his grovelling lackey Clov, played with an air of building and sullen resentment by Jamie Biondi. Though Beckett’s script centres around stasis, there is a sense of building tension between the two. Biondi perhaps handles this relationship better, keeping his emotions barely in check as he half-stomps, half-limps around the stage. Howarth’s unerring disdain for Clov lacks this nuance. As a spectacle, though, his performance is magnetic, a toadlike king ruling over his gammy-legged toady with supreme disdain. 

Interestingly, the actors told me that this dynamic only evolved when they put down their scripts after the read-through and began to physically rehearse the play. Vocally, Hamm rules the roost- physically, Clov is God. This staging is not without its problems (cheers, Beckett). As the only character with the (limited) use of his legs, Biondi is forced for the sake of the narrative to be constantly on the move, ferrying props around as he orbits the squat and complacent Howarth. To make all this action and rearrangement of the set appear unforced is a challenge Biondi is yet to fully rise to. However, he gets bonus points for an excellent slapstick routine involving an errant flea in his pubes- a dilemma to which we can all relate.

The legless, half-deaf and near-blind duo of Nell (Dina Tsesarsky) and Nagg (Thomas Toles) bicker like Statler and Waldorf recuperating from a serious heroin overdose. Immense praise is due to the American Toles, not only for defying the transatlantic divide by mimicking Tsesarsky’s voice precisely, but also for his commendable attempt at an Irish brogue. This feat aside, he is the standout performer, rubber-faced and gently crazed. Nagg is Hamm’s father, and Toles’ performance is a wistfully faded and marginally more insane version of Howarth’s.

Tsesarsky, like Biondi, has the difficult task of taking the more understated role in her partnership and ensuring it is not drowned out by her husband’s mad orations. At the moment, the dominant personalities in the play are swamping the more submissive. Tsesarksy’s performance is something of a pale imitation of Toles’. Though this is in part a product of her character’s less effusive nature, she faces the challenge of establishing a distinct persona for herself within the confines of an oil-drum and a relatively passive presence within the script.

In the two scenes I see, the two pairs of characters do not really interact. Come 8th week at the Burton Taylor, it will be interesting to see how they come together to draw out the unerring sense of impending doom from Beckett’s richly ambiguous script. Endgame will almost certainly be excellent. 

Endgame will be performed at 7:30pm at the BT Studio from Tuesday 3rd to Saturday 7th December. Tickets are available here

Review: The Material

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Tuesday’s opening night of the Edgar Wind Society’s first ever exhibition ‘The Material’, at Freud, was intensely cool. The president of the society, Tori McKenna, selected five artists from the Ruskin School of Drawing and Fine Art to exhibit, including Sonia Bernaciak, Mateo Revillo Imbernon (and his friend Juluan Mignot from Paris), Irina Iordache, Louisa Siem and Lili Pickett-Palmer, who were all present and ready to offer an insight into their inspired works.

As I walked up the steps to the Greek revival church, with heavy beats pounding from inside, I espied the beautiful centrepiece created by Sonia Bernaciak. The spidery hand-knitted web was a part of her collection ‘On the Revolutions of Things’. The close-geometric pattern reflects Sonia’s focus on her “naïve” approach to science. The delicate structure draws in one’s gaze, but its sheer size also makes you reflect on her other works around the web. Its construction spanned across a quarter of the exhibition space, enveloping only Sonia’s own work and creating an unsettling stasis overhead, as though the viewer’s presence ‘inside’ the web was both trapping and comforting – the late Louise Bourgeois’s arachnoid sculpture ‘Maman’ came to mind.

A particular highlight of the evening was ‘Circus’, the presentation by Mateo Revillo Imbernon and Juluan Pierre Mignot. The harrowing spectacle was played out perfectly in Freud’s decaying apse, reflecting their desire to show the coldness of the contemporary world. The piece, described by Mateo less as a ‘performance’ and more as a representation of his sculpture through music and movement, was consciously interdisciplinary; Mateo’s visual performance was powerfully complemented by the dark electronic music which accompanied it.

Irina Iordache’s video installation ‘Untitled One’ was movingly potent. The delicate and aesthetic beginning of the video provides the link to the material by presented commonly accepted images of beauty, using a soft focus on her lips, yellow carnations and an enchanting view from a train window. But this beauty is juxtaposed with a stark revelation which subverts commonly accepted morality, leaving the viewer feeling rather conflicted. 

Louisa Siem’s works, constructed using chocolate and mirrors elicited many strong responses, and were certainly a talking point. The layout of the mirrors was complemented by Sonia’s centrepiece, creating a striking triangular structure on the floor, highlighting an underlying connection between the various works and expanding the room both horizontally and vertically.

Massive congratulations go to Tori McKenna, president of the Edgar Wind Society, for curat- ing the exhibition and hosting with such excellent style. Thanks must also be said to the treas- ure, Evie Hicklin and the Secretary, Joshua Hill, It was a huge success and drew large numbers of people, both from the art world and beyond. 

 

Interview: Conn Iggulden

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Do you know the secret to making the best paper airplane in the world, how to grow a crystal, or how to find north in the dark?

Most of the time, writers don’t talk like they write. It’s no bad thing: watch Midnight in Paris, and you’ll realise how much of a prat Hemingway might have sounded.

But Conn Iggulden does – and if you’ve ever had the pleasure of flicking through The Dangerous Book for Boys, you’ll be glad to hear it. There’s a lot of common sense, a hearty dollop of nostalgia, a wonderfully romantic idea of what the world really ought to be like – and an infectious joie de vivre.

His practicality and his idealism have been playing off one another since he first started writing books at the ripe old age of thirteen. For all his mother’s sensible advice (“you need to know about people”), the young novelist proved stubborn: “Rubbish, I’ll write about dragons”.

Unsurprisingly, the first few attempts never came to much. “I tried a few dragons”, Iggulden recalls, chuckling particularly at the memory of a Catholic conspiracy thriller: “I was way in advance of The Da Vinci Code, by the way.”

His fervent conception of how things should work – and from the sounds of things, his general enthusiasm – were sorely tried by his university degree, in English Literature at what is now Queen Mary’s. Talking to friends elsewhere – “a Cambridge history degree is a hardcore history degree” – he was certain that he was losing out somewhat, but his experience seems fairly typical. “My English degree was very much the old-fashioned idea: you stick young interested people in a room with books and hope something rubs off. There was very little actual teaching.” 

That last failing gets an extra rap on the knuckles, for good measure. “I saw my tutor twice when I was at university. Once when I met him … and about three years later when he drove past in his car and I said, ‘I think that’s my tutor’”.

The criticism is all in good humour, but one is hardly surprised that bad tutoring is one of Iggulden’s real bugbears. Like many an author, Iggulden supported his writing with teaching; heading the English department at the Haydon School in London (“it was seven years, so not quite man and boy!”) was another opportunity to spread that pulsing idealism.

We come to another of his passions: grammar. “It was still out of fashion – that was very annoying.” Perhaps not as thrilling as DIY crystals, but “it’s nuts and bolts, and there’s nothing wrong with nuts and bolts”. And so it was added to the Haydon syllabus, with no apologies: “you’ve got to know the rules – you’ve got to know right and wrong – so you can choose to use them or not”. Grammar became a key component of The Dangerous Book, along with a guide to tree-houses, important Shakespeare quotations, and the rules of football. Even the Classics got a chapter or two. “It is the worst horror that you can imagine: sitting next to Boris Johnson at a lunch and having him use a Latin tag that I couldn’t understand”. 

If national curriculums wouldn’t let Conn teach what he wanted, then here was place where he could. Writing in tandem with his brother Hal, he included all the “things I wish I did know, and things I really did know and was being nostalgic about”.

The Book proved a success of titanic proportions; its delightful appeal to boys “from eight to eighty” launched Iggulden to the top of the UK non-fiction charts, selling half a million copies domestically; with its Just William-esque collection of knots, stories and magic tricks, it was only pipped to the top of Amazon’s online sales by Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

But even more remarkably – and without precedent in the UK – Iggulden’s first novel in the Genghis Khan series, Wolf of the Plains, sat simultaneously atop the fiction charts. Before and since The Dangerous Book, historical fiction has been Iggulden’s primary hunting ground, charting the adventures of Julius Caesar, Khan, and, most recently, the Wars of the Roses.

“My father, as far as I could tell, had lived through most of history”; coupled with a childhood love of Patrick O’Brian, Iggulden was well-equipped for writing in the genre. His latest foray, into medieval warfare, is partly prompted by the scope to be creative: “the main characters are still pretty much a mystery to most.”

But, as ever, it is his indomitable enthusiasm that drives him forward. “The stories were there. That was the great joy, finding out.”

War of the Roses: Stormbird is available here

 

The Price of the Pre-Raphaelites

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Friday night saw a lot of quasi-lefty-arty types gather together for the grand opening of Aidan Meller’s second Oxford enterprise: a new gallery on Broad Street which specialises in in Pre-Raphaelite art. The place with packed with potential buyers ready to soak up the atmosphere and the free champagne.

The gallery displays and sells sketches, prints, and objects created by the Pre-Raphaelite brotherhood and their surrounding circle. These were a group of painters, poets and critics in the mid-19th century whose aim was to create art in a way that was true to nature; more true than the art produced by the establishment, the Royal Academy.

Now, Pre-Raphaelite art is associated with the high-conservatism of the Victorian age but when the movement started it was considered to be radical and even subversive. Fighting against the artificial strictures it believed academicians had imposed upon art from the top down, it strongly identified with the socialist movement. Leading figures like John Ruskin and William Morris were prominent social theorists who believed in the social function of art. They thought that, at its core, art is a great educator. The teaching of art, Ruskin said, is “the teaching of all things” and thus it should be available to everyone, no matter their class, wealth or education.

Hence it is appropriate that Meller’s gallery is in Oxford, the great city of education. This is even more so because, as Meller explained in his welcoming speech, Oxford has strong ties with the Pre-Raphaelites. Two of its key members William Morris and Edward Burne-Jones met as students at Exeter College and Dante Gabriel-Rossetti got married in St Michael at the Northgate Church. Many of the colleges house works of pre-Raphaelite art. These include the stained glass windows in Christ Church and Harris Manchester and perhaps most famously Holman-Hunt’s The Light of the World in Keble College Chapel. The Ashmolean also has an internationally recognised collection and the Union is home to the celebrated Rossetti murals. In some ways, it is fantastic that there is another platform in Oxford for us, as students, to learn about the cultural history of the city. It is helping the art to live out its didactic function.

I am troubled, however, as to whether the gallery can really be said to be championing art in the way the movement intended. We must interrogate whether a space which commercialises and commoditizes art as object-for-consumption is loyal to a movement that was deeply socialist and, at its heart, egalitarian. The Pre-Raphaelite artists helped to set up the first state museum, the Victoria and Albert (you can still eat in the William Morris designed dining room today). But a gallery whose existence is founded upon the sale of art undermines that socialist agenda.

I speak to Meller about this, and he tells me that the gallery makes at least one sale every day it is open. The cost of the art works range from £300 – £250,000 and the average price of the pieces on sale at the opening was £11,000. He details at some length the success the art world is having at the moment; but by this he meant financial success, mentioning the Giacometti which recently sold for $50 million and Munch’s The Scream which went for $120 million. Of course, we could now add the latest record breakers, the $142 million Francis Bacon triptych and the $105 million Andy Warhol to that list.

Meller explains that the reason for this boom lay in the decreased size of the market. As works are sold, originals become a rarer commodity which in turn pushes the prices up. Meller is clearly thrilled by this. He asserts that the purpose of his gallery was to help us get into that market and have a part in the success. We, too, could “take things home with us”.

Yet as a student for whom £11, 000 is more than a year’s tuition and a term’s maintenance loan put together, I could not help but be sceptical about this. There is no way I will be taking home any of this art in the next year, probably even in the next 10 years given the current state of the graduate job market. I’m more concerned about actually being able to afford a home. Nor am I really persuaded that owning art was desirable. Meller’s message was incoherent and decidedly hypocritical. At first, he seemed to be championing the educative and socialist function of art and its role the public sphere, but swiftly turned to how we could secrete this art away into our own homes and remove it from public view.

Therefore the only thing I can exhort you to do is to get down to the gallery as quickly as possible. Let this art live out its original purpose by learning from it before it is sold.  

Preview: Hercules

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Handel’s Hercules, acclaimed as one of the masterpieces of its age, comes to Oxford later this month. The faintly absurd plot is put in modern dress, with vocals provided by a talented young cast of some of Oxford’s finest.

David le Provost excels in the title role, bringing dramatic immediacy supported by a fine voice to the tragic hero, with a firm command of both the stage and Handel’s fiendish score. Likewise Johanna Harrison as Dejanira, Hercules’ accidentally-murderous wife, owns the compulsory mad scene, alternately seeing Furies and despairing all over the floor. Edward Edgcumbe’s Lichas does remarkably well to maintain dramatic interest with sparse staging and lengthy arias to contend with.

Warming into her musical role throughout the preview was Tara Mansfield’s Iole, culminating in one of Handel’s exquisitely gentle show-stoppers as the captured princess comforts the weeping Dejanira. Singing quite high and very loud is Andrew Hayman as Hyllus, Hercules’ tenor son; a difficult role to make something of, being awkwardly balanced between the tenor-love-interest-type and the Baroque-bit-part-type.

Here is a cast that will undoubtedly give very fine performances, provided they can escape the slight sense that arms are a relic from Handel’s time which nobody’s quite sure what to do with. James Potter conducts, and demonstrates strong musical conviction for what Handel’s score is capable of; letting the drama through but never losing sight of beauty.

The confused identity of Handel’s opera/oratorio/thing presents a challenge for any director, one which Isaac Louth has surmounted, allowing the drama and Handel’s glorious music precedence at all times – if you’d like another side of Hercules to the Disney hero with floppy locks, you could do worse than this.

Oxford Opera’s Handel will play from 21st to 23rd November at the Church of St John the Evangelist, Iffley Road, OX4 1EH Oxford.

Hot Coffee: Where next for L. J. Trup?

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Interview: Eric Pickles

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From observing David Cameron’s 2010 election campaign, you’d believe the Conservative Party’s only ideology is pragmatism. In his first New Year message as Prime Minister, Cameron said, “I didn’t come into politics to make cuts… We’re tackling the deficit because we have to — not out of some ideological zeal.” This isn’t the impression I got from Eric Pickles.

I meet Pickles, Minister for Communities and Local Government, the day after Cameron has shifted emphasis from pragmatism to ideology. At the Lord Mayor’s banquet, the PM said the reductions in spending are intended “Not just for now, but permanently.” I ask Pickles whether he agrees. “Without a doubt the state is too big,” he declares. “It would clearly be ridiculous to go through this process, which sometimes can be painful, of bringing the state down and then just to explode the numbers again.  In terms of a smaller state I think that’s something integral to any Conservative administration.”

This means an end to absolute faith in the public sector. “I think we [Conservatives] see with the provision of public services, not necessarily that wholly the provider should be the state — we think that voluntary organisations, community groups, charities, have a role to play.” 

And does this include the private sector? “I still get irritated when you wander into a council and people say ‘you’re privatising services’. And I say, ‘yeah, and?’ ‘Well you’ve privatised services.’ ‘And?’”

Once local government defines what is needed, “whether it be care for children, care for the elderly, or even just emptying dustbins”, the state should open to businesses: “Once you’ve got it worked out then put it out for tender. And if the public sector can provide it cheaper, then great. If the private sector can do it then embrace it.”

At times, Pickles reframes the economic crisis as an opportunity for radicalism. “We wouldn’t have been able to get those changes through if times had been good. I actually think you can get more change to take place when times are difficult than in times of aplenty.” I find this line sinister; obviously the recession necessitated policy change, but this implies that the language of ‘austerity’ was seized upon to legitimise pre-existing ideological motivations.

These remarks sound like the “ideological zeal” Cameron has rejected. They’re bold sentiments for a cabinet minister, but Pickles is an unusual politician. Born into a working class Bradford family, he became a Conservative member while still a Communist, to protest the Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia. He rose through the party gradually; elected to Bradford council in 1979, he led the city’s Conservative group in the late 1980s and became an MP in 1992.

Working class Tories are rare in the Conservative Party nowadays. I ask him if elite groups are overrepresented. “I’ve met people that have gone to Eton and to Harrow, and they’re people that need our sympathy, they’re people that need our help,” he jokes. “We shouldn’t look down our noses just because they haven’t had the opportunity of having a comprehensive education.”

We meet in the Union bar, before he gives a speech to OUCA. He never meets my eye, staring into the middle distance and speaking in a monotone. An overenthusiastic spad occasionally interjects to suggest PR-appropriate anecdotes. This is a strange demeanour considering that Pickles is known for his sense of humour. At a party conference in 2010, punters bet on the odds of him being seen in a curry house — he responded by posting an image of him tucking into Indian food on Twitter.

I wonder whether Pickles’s hilarious public persona has side-lined proper scrutiny of the Department for Communities and Local Government (DCLG). In the eyes of the press, local government is dull, and fat people are funny — why would anyone talk about council reform when they could talk about the side-splitting overspend on the DCLG’s snack budget (as Pickles notes, this was misreported — the sum spent on food has decreased since 2010.)

Perhaps the electorate’s ambivalence towards DCLG policy has saved them from widespread condemnation. The 2010 Conservative Manifesto promised “to push power down to the most appropriate local level: neighbourhood, community and local government.” The main legislative change towards localism was the 2011 “general power of competence”, allowing councils to do anything they wanted, unless it was specifically banned.

Does he believe localism has been achieved? “I do. But there have been a couple of factors which have worked against it. The first is Stockholm syndrome. Insofar that local councils have been very happy being told when and where to judge, they got very happy with us telling them what to do, and when you take down that cage — particularly when it’s a gilded cage — people find it hard to break beyond the prison walls and see that it’s actually very liberating.”

I’m sceptical that this “gilded cage” is the problem. When most councils are facing budget cuts of 40 per cent in real terms this Parliament, I wonder if local government can become more powerful. I ask if Oxfordshire’s Conservative council has been empowered, considering they are being forced to consider shutting 37 out of 44 SureStart centres. He rejects the idea that this is the government’s fault: “They’re consulting on that, and I hope that common sense will prevail, because I think it’s a duty of county councils to protect the most vulnerable… I can’t imagine a Conservative authority closing them down.”

But what alternatives do local governments have? In 2012, the DCLG sent councils a booklet entitled ‘50 Ways to Save’. I quote Pickles some examples: “Open a ‘pop up’ shop in spare office space”, or “Reduce first class travel”. He suggests I’m being disingenuous — “obviously” these aren’t the most important changes, compared to the introduction of joint procurement. Actually, councils “are in a much better position than they seem to believe.”

Government statistics imply the councils being cut the most are those in deprived areas, especially in the north. I show Pickles a list of the most reduced council budgets. The top four are Hull, Doncaster, Lincolnshire, and his hometown, Bradford. He says this isn’t the full picture. “We actually put more into the north than into the south to a big degree… If you say look at all the money but don’t include the money that’s coming in from health, the money that’s coming in from charges, don’t include Council Tax revenue, then anyone can come out with figures like that.”

There are instances where Pickles’s changes have ended corruption and incompetence. He tells how he analysed credit card payments of civil servants abroad, and found that one expedition claimed expenses from a strip club, ‘Hooters’, to the state. The bar “turned out not to be a memorabilia museum for the railways, but turned out to be a topless bar. And I’ve got no problem with that, but I don’t think I should pay for it.”

Yet I doubt strip clubs are a major expenditure for many councils. Pickles’s rhetoric is contradictory. He talks of empowering local government, while slashing the funding which would facilitate this.  Maybe DCLG policy is naïve; or maybe localism is a Machiavellian attempt to pass blame for library closures to local administrators.

The DCLG will never be held to account, for the same reason most Cherwell readers won’t finish this article. Local government is boring. During the interview, I find myself repressing yawns; even the sycophantic grins of OUCA hacks at Pickles’s subsequent speech look strained. 

The coalition has unleashed a revolution of sorts in local government, but the press hasn’t noticed. Newspaper editors don’t use SureStart, and they get books from Amazon, not underfunded local libraries. Pickles has pulled it off.