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24 hour charity "organathon"

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Two Oxford University students, Benjamin Morrell and William Heywood, will be taking part in a 24 hour ‘Organathon’ in order to raise money for Christian Aid.

The ‘Organathon’ will take place in Trinity College Chapel between 9am and 9am on the 27th and 28th April (Saturday of 1st week to Sunday of 2nd).

Morrell, senior organ scholar at Trinity, and Heywood, an organ scholar at Harris Manchester, will be playing in 2 hour shifts throughout the 24 hour period.

Each hour will have a theme and some ofthe themes include Bach, French Romantic, hymns, English and improvisation. John Cage’s ‘As Slow As Possible’ will also be played over a two hour period.

When asked why Christian Aid was being supported specifically, Morrell said, “It fits in well with the instrument and setting of the event, as well as being a worthwhile charity which helps to alleviate poverty around the world.”

Morrell describes how he came up with the idea, “I had long hoped to attempt an Organathon as an alternative to continuous running and swimming events I had heard about, but had been persuaded to put the challenge aside until I could find another organist to help share the burden.”

Organs can become damaged if played continuously and hence there will be five minute intervals every few hours. There will be an audience at the 12:00 concert, which is part of the Trinity Parent’s Day programme.

The team hope to raise £500 and donations can be made on their justgiving.com page by Googling ‘Oxford Organathon’.

Student theses leaked

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An academic administrator has mistakenly circulated two theses of a Classics student to a mailing list of over 500 students. 
 
The Classics undergraduate finalist submitted both his “thesis” and “special thesis” to Andrew Dixon, an Academic Administrative Officer, at the Faculty of Classics.
 
However, Dixon then mistakenly circulated the two theses to everyone on the Classics Undergraduate mailing list. The mailing list consists of 582 students in total and includes students of related subjects, such as CAAH.
 
Dixon sent an email of apology twenty five minutes later to the same mailing list. His email ran: “Many apologies for forwarding an electronic copy of a student’s dissertation to the list in error. Please delete this from your inbox.”
 
He then went on to offer his “apologies in particular to the student concerned.”
 
The theses in question could potentially account for 25% of the student’s total mark for his undergraduate degree. Classisicts take eight equally weighted papers. The student in question also submitted a “special thesis” which works as an optional ninth paper and can be substituted for the lowest exam grade attained. This was sent along with his thesis, which will definitely make up 12.5% of his final grade.
 
The Faculty of Classics responded with an apology, ‘The Faculty is deeply sorry for the mistake and apologises unreservedly to the student affected.” The faculty told Cherwell “We can understand the anxiety any student would have about the accidental circulation of work that will count towards their degree mark, but we are confident that there are sufficiently rigorous controls built into the examination marking and adjudication process to ensure the student’s work will be marked anonymously and fairly.”
 
“Any student who has concerns about the conduct of a University Examination is entitled to raise these with the Proctors, and they will be addressed under the University’s complaints-handling regulations.”
 
Classics students have expressed their anger at the mistake. A Merton Classicist told Cherwell, “I thought it was a complete betrayal of privacy. I felt very bad for that guy. It was horrible actually. I hope they make it up to him.” 

Kosovo President visits Blavatnik School of Government

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Last week President Atifete Jahjaga of Kosovo visited the University’s Blavatnik School of Government. The lecture, entitled “Kosovo’s Path to Statehood and its European Future”, was witnessed by officials, faculty, staff and some of the School’s first students.

The presidential visit follows an EU-brokered accord between Kosovo and Serbia, reached on Friday 19th April, which aims to normalise relations between the states. Kosovo broke from Serbia in 1999 after the Kosovo War, and was overseen by the United Nations for nine years. In February 2008 it declared its independence and has been recognised as an independent state by 96 countries, Serbia not among them.

Relations with neighbouring Serbia were described as “cold and unfinished” by the President during her visit, but significant progress has been made with the recent EU agreement and a meeting between President Jahjaga and President Tomislav Nikoliq of Serbia in February.

President Jahjaga defined the five year old state as “a country that seeks to build its future without forgetting its difficult past”. The President spoke of the country’s success in moving on from violence and the measures being taken to establish mutual respect between Serbia and its former province. She explained that the country’s major problem of corruption and organised crime was being tackled by the creation of the National Anticorruption Council.

As the Balkan Region’s first female Head of State, President Jahjaga asserted that democracy requires “full engagement by all the layers of society”.

The Dean of the School, Professor Ngaire Woods, stated, “Here at the School, we talk a great deal about what true leadership requires.   President Jahjaga brought to life what this means in practical terms as a Head of State working to heal the wounds of a difficult past in her country. Everyone who attended her lecture was inspired by her commitment to create a transparent, stable and inclusive society for her people. We were honoured to have her deliver a Leadership Lecture at the Blavatnik School of Government.”

A representative of South East European Studies at Oxford (SEESOX) called the visit “particularly timely” in light of recent events, and continued to say that “The importance which Oxford attaches to South East Europe is demonstrated by the existence of SEESOX, which studies the region and holds a series of seminars and workshops on it. We invite readers of Cherwell to visit us.”

Review: The Book of Mormon

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I didn’t laugh very much when I saw The Book of Mormon. I seem to have fallen into a neglected, non-plussed third party of viewers who were
neither incredibly offended by the poor taste of the show, or totally won over by its non-stop irreverent brilliance and lack of time for political correctness.

These two positions can be easily defined in more succinct terms: those who like South Park, and those who don’t. I can’t imagine how excited the fans of The Book Of Mormon will become when they realise that there is in fact a back-log of shows nigh indistinguishable from TBOM, going back to 1997, called South Park. And it is freely available on the internet- you don’t have to pay hundreds of pounds for a ticket or wait until July. There’s even an episode called ‘All about Mormons’ (2003) which says the same thing as TBOM
in a less roundabout way.

The critics who have praised this show to excess seem as if they’re attempting to group together under the banner of ‘Able to Laugh at
Self’. Claims that ‘you’d better not see this show if you’re easily offended!’ make attendees shout by inference ‘I’M NOT! I’M A FUN GUY!’. It’s frankly
boring. Atheists gleeful at the ridicule of organised religion would have to ignore that The Book Of Mormon brings to attention the immensely
positive aspects of religion as well. That is the best part of the show, but it takes a while to come to light.

Incidentally, the musical is actually quite mild and forgiving about Mormons. It ignores, for instance, the issues of the posthumous baptism of holocaust victims, Adolf Hitler, and Barack Obama’s mother. Perhaps the most interesting part of the show is that in the middle of its merciless,
‘no-one-is-safe’ cynicism it leaves room for the positive impact of sincere belief. At the back of your mind, it plants a little thought that actually
it’d be great if you believed in something like that.

There’s also something incredible about watching people move and sing with the joyful and semi-ridiculous excess of cartoons when they’re actually real people. To be able to keep up the song and dance for that long is very impressive. So impressive that it was more entertaining than the jokes.

Ultimately then the last laugh is perhaps on the critics, who enjoy the licentious foolishness of the show. A more considered reflection on The
Book of Mormon should make us think: is nothing sacred?

Spotlight on…1984

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Nineteen Eighty-Four is one of the most familiar novels around, thanks to the
phrases it added to our language: ‘Big Brother’, ‘Room 101’, ‘doublethink’. It doesn’t hurt either that it’s on the GCSE syllabus.

In 3rd week, an adaptation of Orwell’s dystopian tale will come to the Keble O’Reilly, produced by Rough Hewn.

Three Rough Hewn plays for Trinity make up the ‘Darkness Visible’ season including Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Winterling and Middle England. These are all plays that deal with the idea of being watched, which adds an extra dimension
when it’s staged and so watched by an audience.Indeed, director Luke Rollason is keen to make the audience part of Airstrip One, the fictional country where Winston lives. “Doing it in traverse means that not only are the actors being watched on both sides, but also that both halves of the audience are watching each other, which interestingly is incredibly immersive”.

Harley Viveash was in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof last term, as well as The Get-Out, which Rollason acted in too.

This term Viveash assumes the mantel of Winston in Nineteen Eighty-Four, so it’s a relief not to have to put on a Northern Irish or Southern American accent this time round. Winston is often portrayed as an ‘everyman’, who Orwell uses
to show the world around him rather than delve deep into his character,

Is it difficult to play Winston with conviction? Viveash said the ‘everyman’ label was not something he agreed with: “Winston stands out; I think he’s more of an everyman in the sense that he is not a typical fearless hero. Instead, he’s consumed with rebellious thoughts, but who at the start of the play is not brave enough to do anything radical about it, which I think is why he’s hopefully a character people will connect with. There aren’t many of us who can say we’d be any braver in his situation.”

Both Rollason and Viveash picked the Two Minute Hate as a really exciting point in the production. In the book, the Two Minute Hate is when the entire population are made to stop work, cluster round screens in offices and squares and channel all of their anger into the state’s enemies. The trailer has men wearing jumpsuits, clustered round a TV. The hatred on their face is real
but it is difficult to translate the scale of 1984 to the contained space of a theatre: “you’ve got to create the sense of a populated world where everyone is constantly under surveillance” says Rollason, but adds, “I like to see it less as an issue, more as a challenge.” The Two Minute Hate combines
video, physical theatre and original music:, involving the entire cast and hopefully the audience too.

Viveash places the book as “one of my all-time favourites” and hopes to do Winston justice: “so much of the play hangs on the relationships between
Winston and those around him, the most intimate of all being his relationship with his lover”. Julia is played by Alice Porter, who Viveash says is a “real laugh. If you’ve got to be rolling around on the floor half-naked with someone,
you need to have a good relationship with them to stop it being the most awkward thing on earth, so it’s great that Alice and I get on so well!”

Oxford University Facebook page reaches 1 million likes

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The Oxford University Facebook page has reached a million likes, taking just over five years to do so since its creation in 2008.

Oxford was also recently named one of the top 10 social-media savvy universities in the world – and top in the UK. 

Although its media presence falls behind some of its Ivy League competitors – Harvard University has garnered a total of more than 2.5 million Facebook likes, Oxford beats Cambridge, which falls behind with just under 360,000 likes on its Facebook page. American universities topped the league tables for their social media presence and the University of Sheffield was the only other British institution to feature in the top ten in a list compiled by social media consulting company, Sociagility.

The University has released a video to celebrate its burgeoning popularity on the social networking site, thanking its Facebook fans for their interest in and support for the university.  “Sometimesyou need to look beyond the human stories” the video suggests “and look at the numbers to understand a place like Oxford.”

An Oxford University spokesperson commented “The University uses as many channels to communicate with friends, alumni and potential students as possible, and is pleased so many people have found Oxford on Facebook, as well as on Twitter, where the University has more followers than any other UK university.”

The University’s Twitter account has over 66,000 followers.

One first-year student at Hertford said “All this shows is that, despite their reputation for academic success, Oxford students are just as prone as any others to wasting their time on Facebook.”

Another Hertford student commented “This is certainly something to celebrate but it’s important for the University not to go too far in its quest for Facebook popularity: if it starts posting posed selfies on its news feed, I think we should be worried. “

Even some Cambridge students were impressed, albeit bitter, at Oxford’s significantly greater popularity on the social networking site. Cambridge first-year student Neethu Mariam told Cherwell “Although this news does make me resentful, I am tempted to find excuses for Oxford’s apparent popularity, perhaps rooted in more promotion of its Facebook page or a ‘technical glitch’ on Cambridge’s page. However, even I can see why Oxford is so loved!”

 

Review: The Smack Family Robinson

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Settling down to the first act of Smack Family Robinson at the Rose Theatre in
Kingston I assumed I would be watching a humorous but inoffensive comedy with a few swear words and perhaps one sexual reference. Incorrect, but it ended up being a hugely entertaining but grotesque parade of a play.

The Robinson family lead a comfortable life in Petersham, continuing the lucrative family business of drug dealing. The two-hour play unravels in their plush white leather sitting room, with Mr and Mrs Robinson regularly refilling their goblets with wine from barrels.

The family is weighed down with one problem after the other. Mrs Robinson confides in her husband: “Gavin love, I’m worried about our daughter. She’s never been pissed, doesn’t do drugs and doesn’t smoke: she’s not normal. When I was 18 I didn’t call it a good night until I was on first name terms
with the ambulance staff.” Later on, the nurturing mother says to her daughter: “Cora, you look like you’ve got a cold coming, you need vitamin C. I’ll go and fix you a vodka and orange’.” I laugh from shock and sheer enjoyment.

The second act, however, really was harrowing. In one scene, Sean, one of the two sons, begins to have a delicate wank in the living room. His parents soon walk in and shout ‘WHAT THE FUCK?”, but of course it’s because his shoes are on the carpet rather than because he’s shooting up with his belt round his thigh.

From this climax the play goes downhill. What was a hilarious albeit crude black comedy suddenly turns sour and starts to take itself seriously. As a result of many drug deals gone wrong and a discovery that Mrs Robinson had
killed her son’s wife with pure heroin, the son kills his mother and knocks out his father, and his brother tries to kill his sister.

At this point any humour has left the stage and we are left with elegiac lines such as “all we wanted was a bit of colour in a black and white world”. The play doesn’t suit this attempted darker side and it is left unclear whether director Richard Bean was attempting to transmit a deep message or simply make us laugh.

I was also unsettled by the way the play’s black humour had turned serious problems of drugs and corrupted families into a base farce. Then again, that has always been the problem with black comedy, and this play has been very
well received overall. Despite its unfortunate ending, Smack Family Robinson is a highly entertaining and thought-provoking drama.

Nissan apprenticeships harder than a place at Oxford

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Research conducted by Lord Adonis suggests that Nissan apprenticeships have become more competitive than a place at Oxford University.

The report, “More and Better Jobs: North-East International” revealed that with 1,000 applications for 20 places, the candidate’s chance of success is just 2%.

By contrast, Oxford receives on average 17,200 applications for 3,200 places, giving an approximately 18% chance of a place. In fact, in recent years, Oxford has seen a slight decline in applications – down 5% from 2010 to 2011.

However, as well as highlighting the quality of the apprenticeship programme offered by Nissan, these statistics also draw attention to a lack of opportunities in the vocational sector. Adonis commented that “Nissan’s apprenticeship programme is regarded as one of the best in the country so you would expect to see it oversubscribed, but it is scandalous that so few apprenticeship places are available at companies across this region.”

He hopes to create 13,000 apprenticeships in the North-East every year in order to “get young people on the road to a job, not the road to the dole.” His research focused specifically on the North-East: he is keen to see a higher proportion of the population going on the higher education as well as vocational work.

Claiming that these internships are harder than Oxford University could be a controversial statement. However, on closer inspection, it seems that they were a provocative statement rather than a genuine comparison between the two institutions. His allegation that “The competition for places is unbelievably fierce, more even than for Oxford University’ is more to do with numbers than application process.

Quality and quantity are not necessarily synonymous, as confirmed by Adam Tyndell, Lord Adonis’s Assistant who alleged that “Andrew was referring to the number of applicants per place, only.”

Jonathon Metzer, Co-Chair of Oxford University Labour Club, was supportive of Adonis’ research. “Lord Adonis is absolutely right to highlight the need to expand apprenticeships so that there are clear pathways to success for less academically-inclined people and I strongly hope that his ideas will gather cross-party support.”

Metzer also confirmed that Adonis will be speaking at the OULC on Monday of 3rd Week.

Has Your (Intern)Ship Sailed?

Considering my parents’ unquestioning conviction in my future in either open-heart or brain surgery (I could choose my speciality myself) and after PSHE classes spent filling out the careers quizzes that informed me and my 14-year old friends of our future vocations to be, variously, a fishmonger, a commercial pilot and a long-haul truck driver, it was understandable that I had always had high hopes for my prospective entrance into the ‘world of work.’

Yet last summer, a year into an English degree and after a brief stint as a ‘charity street fundraiser’ (do not read ‘chugger’), I found myself jobless (I cried after an old woman told me to ‘fuck off’ at Clapham Junction station and quit on the morning of my third day). With summer plans already booked but a bank balance largely depleted by ASOS and 8th Week Park End, I turned to agency waitressing. A waiting agency provides staff for anything from corporate events and awards ceremonies to weddings and Bar Mitzvahs and, after all the cafés I had handed my CV into were apparently unimpressed by my work experience in the renal department of the Royal Free Hospital, joining one seemed like a good plan-B.  I could decide when to work, meaning I wouldn’t have to miss out on anything over the summer, or ever really have to wake up before midday.

As if that and the lure of minimum wage wasn’t enough to convince, have a read of some of the other perks of the job and find out if agency waiting could be for you too:

Free food and drink
Seeing as the job entails serving delicious dishes at open bar events, leftover food and drink are always freely on offer to the staff. Slyly eat one of the salmon mousse canapés you’ve accidentally dropped on the floor because you’re crap at your job, or sample the dregs of someone’s cocktail before you pour it into the slop bucket, hoping they haven’t got herpes or a cold – a little taste of the high life.

Meeting new people
The job provides endless opportunities to engage in awkward small-talk with strangers about your A-Levels and where you’re from; a bit like a sober Freshers’ Week only you’re all wearing uniforms but no one makes you go to Camera.

Chatting to fit barmen
With your hair scraped back into a bun and your polyester bootleg trousers just allowing your Marks and Spencer’s velcro shoes to seductively peek out from under their flared hem, you know you’re at your best; a shift becomes the perfect opportunity to engage in a little workplace flirtation. Whilst polishing glasses, strike up a rapport with that Lower Sixth boy who once watched Cocktail with his mum and realised if he could only pour drinks he’d be running his own bar on a beach in Trinidad instead of on the sofa with his mum watching Cocktail. If you’re mopping the floor, make eyes at the guy on his gap year who’d heard from his older brother that tending bar was cool and would make all the girls love him. Who cares if he didn’t realise it was only cool because his brother had done it in a bar on the beach at sunset on Phi Phi Lee island and it would be different when he was doing it just after lunch at an annual building material suppliers’ conference in Moorgate? Everyone knows that being able to pour liquids from bottles into glasses makes you instantly more attractive than anyone who can’t (or doesn’t happen to be at the time).

Rubbing shoulders with celebs
These events are pretty high class so you’ll have to learn to keep your cool and top up that table water in front of the likes of Billie Piper and the one that isn’t Greg off Masterchef.

Interacting with customers
Guests might sometimes show off their cosmopolitan talent with languages by slurring at you in what is supposedly your mother tongue and are left confused and disbelieving when you tell them you only speak English because you are from London. But if you try and be obliging, complimenting them on the finesse of their linguistic merits, that parting ‘sayonara’ might come with a generous (drunkenly misjudged) tip.

Job satisfaction
Agency waitressing is a truly rewarding experience. You’ll leave work glowing with pride (sweat from lugging a dozen bags of dirty table linen onto the laundry van) at the great (shoddy and probably quite rude) service you’ve given your guests. Your manager will always make sure to give you a pat on the back (tell you to ‘Leave your apron by the door’) and a parting ‘Goodnight!’ (‘You can go now.’) to make sure you feel appreciated.

If you like what you’ve heard and happen to have a very small skillset and an unimpressive CV then you might well have found your calling. Top Tip: have a quick practice of spooning plastic fruit and veg from one plate onto another plate – refine your technique and you’ll be sure to impress at training!

But if you aren’t convinced but still haven’t heard back about that summer internship, then I’ve conducted some pretty extensive research into a few alternative, yet equally rewarding, potential holiday jobs that come highly recommended by a varied cross-section of your fellow students (the girls that I live with):

Leisure centre staff
If you like waking up at 6.30am on a Saturday morning with a hangover to supervise a kid’s 5th birthday party then you’re just £395 and a National Pool Lifeguard Qualification (NPLQ) later from doing just that. If you’re lucky enough to be on pool duty you can read a magazine inbetween yelling at children to ‘WALK, DON’T RUN!’ and laughing at their belly flops into the pool. Top Tip: If you have been out the night before, try not to blow your whistle – it will give you a headache.

Childcare
This is for those of you who enjoy having your self-esteem systematically worn down by seven-year-old girls called Saffron, and telling Hamishes and Barnabys to stop picking their noses and eating it. If you thought your haircut suited you and that it was fine to wear a jumper because you were only picking her up from school then you’ll be glad to be told by a 4ft-tall Miley Cyrus fan that you were, in fact, mistaken. Luckily it will probably shrink in the hygiene wash you have to put it on after Mummy’s favourite boy gets sick on it after one too many Haribos.

Working on the factory line of a tennis goods manufacturing company
If you’ve ever looked at a tennis net and wished you knew how to make one by hand then I hear this is the job for you. Other responsibilities include putting tennis balls into bags (normally 24 per bag) and counting and stacking plastic circles.

If you still haven’t been tempted but have noticed that your bank account has already begun to start haemorrhagingyour loan and that e-mail from Reuters still hasn’t come through, then it might be time to start photographing some of your possessions to sell on eBay. It will only take a minute and after it’s done you can go back to refreshing your Nexus inbox, secure in the knowledge that somebody probably will want to buy your P!nk 2002 ‘Party Tour’ T-shirt for quite a lot of money. 

Monopoly misspelling

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Walton Street, the home of Oxford University Press, has been misspelt in the city’s latest version of the board game Monopoly. 

Although the original Oxford version, produced in 2001, has no such spelling mistakes it appears that Walton street, a yellow card along with Banbury Road and High Street, has been spelt ‘Wolton Street’ in some games recently sold on Amazon. 

Many students were quick to notice the irony that the misspelt street is home to OUP, the publishers of the Oxford English Dictionary. “It’s good that Oxford has its own monopoly board, especially considering how iconic the game is, but it seems pretty strange that the manufacturers managed to spell all the street names right the first time round and have errors now,” said Sarah Kroloff, an English student at Exeter college.

However, some Jericho residents were not amused. Jericho Community Association chairman Jenny Mann told the Oxford Mail, “I think this is outrageous and I take this as a personal insult.” Adding that she wants ‘the manufacturers to look into this as soon as possible because Walton Street is a famous ancient street. People in Jericho will want the game to be reprinted.” 

The game’s manufacturers Winning Moves, are now trying to establish how many sets have been affected and have promised to amend the error on the next print run, when that will be however, has not been confirmed. 

Monopoly can trace its history back to 1903 and arrived in the Britain in the 1930s, becoming a staple family board game. Oxford is one of many recent variations on the London board with which many are familiar, with The Randolph Hotel and the Ashmolean replacing Mayfair and Park Lane, while other places such as the Covered Market and the Pear Tree Park & Ride are also mentioned.