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OUSU Elections: First glance analysis

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With nominations having been announced on Friday, the race to the OUSU crown in 2013 is well and truly underway. With the first blows having been dealt, and candidates engaging for the first time in Sunday’s JCR hustings, it’s time to look at the way things have fallen early on.

Policy

Policy is not of any particular importance in OUSU elections. The majority of the electorate will never even flick through the candidates’ manifestos, and, even if they did, they’re pretty united in their left-leaning thoughts. Jane4Change’s primary commitment is exploring a new student union building. It’s a bold move, because very few Oxford students have ever shown a desire to get more involved with OUSU. But an SU building would have a bar, cafe and student organisation spaces, so it’d almost certainly be appreciated if/when it arrives. It’ll be a 5 to 10 year process though, so your vote for Jane isn’t going to get you much in the short term.

Team Alex’s policies are even more banal and focus on things like ‘fees’ and ‘accommodation’. In the absence of a marquee policy, Team Alex and Reclaim OUSU have more to do in terms of defining their campaign for the electorate. A new SU building and a petting zoo aren’t the strongest manifesto pledges we’ve ever seen, but at least they’re quotable. Reclaim OUSU’s ‘Achieve Equality’, ‘Strengthen Communities’ and ‘Stand Up for Students’ seem, by those standards, particularly trite.

Personality

The cult of personality is the basis of an OUSU election. Izzy Westbury lost last year partly because of people’s perception of her as a Union hack, and, equally, Tom Rutland won because he seemed like a nice guy and looks like an angelic choirboy. The four presidential candidates this year seem less divisive still: Cahill is popular within PresCom, OULC and various OUSU projects; Bartram has the backing of many of the current PresCom and is the editor of the Oxymoron which is disarmingly popular; Akehurst seems to have a following amongst the radical left, despite little by the way of actual charisma; and Louis Trup will, presumably, get the votes of those people who enjoy joke candidates and can actually be bothered to vote.

If there’s going to be a clash, it’ll involve Cahill. Cahill/Bartram offers a tasty division within the players of JCR politics, with a number of JCR Presidents (Ed Nickell and Ianthe Greenwood) pledging for Bartram’s slate in minor roles. Cahill/Akehurst also has potential for a bust-up, especially, after rumours emerged that members of Reclaim OUSU had been less than flattering about the former Queen’s JCR-President.

Marketing

As with any election, OUSU’s elections are as much a matter of marketing as anything else. The candidates have all launched Facebook pages (Cahill is currently leading from Trup, followed by Akehurst, Bartram and the independents), websites, Twitters and videos.

Batram has opted to use Nation Builder, a webpage designer favoured by political parties due to its ability to access visitors email and phone information. Whether he manages to utilise it properly, only time will tell, but it’s a powerful resource and one that Jane4Change were rumoured to be considering. Bartram has yet to release a video but is likely to do so, especially after the Jane4Change campaign video which was, at best, largely meaningless. Reclaim OUSU’s video, on the other hand, was barely audible over wind noise, which might be a suitable metaphor for their entire campaign.

Engagement otherwise seems to be pretty low. Essay Crisis launched a bitchy GIF on the subject, but outside the typically political circles there’s little to suggest that this campaign will improve on the standard sub-20% turnout of OUSU elections. Time, and a Cherwell live-blog, will tell.

Independents

Of the independent candidates, Ruth Meredith seems to have made the clearest charge. C&C has, for the past couple of years, been a VP position held by independent candidates and it’s looking that way again. The CU will get out in force for Meredith, as they did for Dan Tomlinson, and that’ll probably swing it (especially as her only opponent is Reclaim OUSU’s Angie Normandale who appears to have done nothing for either charities or communities during her time at Oxford).

Anna Bradshaw also seems a firm bet for VP Women. Team Alex have made the unorthodox move of slating a VP Women candidate in Corpus JCR President Trish Stephenson, but her manifesto is a lot of bluster and a few errors (OUSU already has a women in leadership programme). Bradshaw’s campaign is being masterminded by Max McGenity who did some impressive work for Dan Tomlinson last time out.

Swing Factors

It’s hard to say, at this point, what will swing the vote. The most important element of any OUSU campaign is activism. Jane4Change have the activist advantage, as their agents – Helena Dollimore, Henry Zeffman and Will Brown – have all been committed OULC members and understand how to doorknock. Bartram’s team is mostly fronted by Balliol students, led by Angus Hawkins, which doesn’t necessarily bode well for their ability to get footsoldiers. But time will tell on that front, and if JCR Presidents pull for Bartram then that may improve his odds- we certainly don’t envy the NUS delegate on Jane4Change’s slate, an Exeter fresher, who has to go up against Ed Nickell.

The impact of a joke candidate like Louis Trup may have some effect, especially if it takes away a significant number of votes in Brasenose that would otherwise go to Cahill who is lined with JCR President James Blythe. The possibility, one that Cahill will be banking on, is Trup’s voters choosing Cahill as their second preference, which will mean that his votes are transferred to her when he inevitably comes last (or perhaps Akehurst will pip her to that post).

If voters for Trup and Akehurst, in general, either decide not to select a second preference, or second preference Bartram, then that could be dangerous to Cahill. But, at the moment, even with a fancy website tracking system, it’s Cahill’s to lose.

Stay tuned for more news on the OUSU elections, including interviews with candidates and a 72-hour live blog of the voting period.

Protest in Art

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The place of protest and strikes in our culture seems particularly pertinent given last week’s student strikes, and having been myself a witness to some of these I began to wonder about how we use such political action in film, art and music, harnessing the power of the people to enrich our culture. 

Billy Bragg is known to many as a popular writer and singer of protest song, and indeed has performed close enough to my house that I have heard the music wafting over the garden walls during Levellers’ Day, commemorating the 17th of May 1649 when, on Cromwell’s orders, three soldiers previously loyal to him were shot whilst protesting his rule, demanding civil rights and tolerance. This annual event takes place in the small town in Oxfordshire where I live, Burford, and has fascinated me since childhood, as it provides an interesting opportunity to witness a huge procession of different groups parade directly past my kitchen windows, with signs such as ‘Anarchy Rules’ delighting my inner pun-lover. But perhaps the most important aspect of the day to consider is the concert which takes place, since here I have experienced the inextricable bond between music and protest. Bragg’s music envelops many different genres, perhaps best defined as folk, but maybe the clearest link is between punk and protest.

When released, ‘God Save the Queen’ by the Sex Pistols caused a huge storm, with its anti-monarchy theme extremely vehemently expressed. Music is something which is intrinsically accessible, and allows people to feel part of a movement without perhaps performing any protest action. Irish rebel music has become part of that country’s culture, with songs such as The Fields of Athenry expressing a desire for freedom whilst including incredibly beautiful melodies and moving lyrics. More recently, as a protest against the X Factor and Simon Cowell, there was a public drive to make Rage Against the Machine’s hit ‘Killing in the Name’ the Christmas number one single. They succeeded – I have always felt sorry for poor Joe McElderry who lost out with his valiant rendition of Miley Cyrus’ ‘The Climb’ – and I suppose this is evidence that there is still public desire to use culture as a means of expressing dissent. 

Art can be a highly effective form of protest, as artists such as the Chinese political activist Ai Weiwei demonstrate, whose exhibition at the Tate of hand-painted sunflower seeds cemented his role in our cultural psyche and who combines his artistic endeavours with protest. Turner Prize winner Jeremy Deller’s exhibit at the Hayward Gallery in 2012 ‘Joy in People’ documented his artistic progress, and included stills from his famous project ‘The Battle of Orgreave’ which re-enacted the clash between police and protesters during the miners’ strike in 1984. 

In film and television, the visual impact of a protest can come across particularly effectively. In Hairspray, for example, a film which combines light-hearted elements of a teen romcom with serious messages about racial discrimination, the protest song led by Queen Latifah’s character is a moving and thoughtful moment of still amongst the usual cheer, and the visual impact of a crowd moving with one purpose is only compounded by the unity of their singing. 

A sense of objection and a desire to make a social impact are both excellent inspiration, and prompt creative expression which can pass on a message more effectively than many methods of communication.

Two cars catch fire on the Iffley Road

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Two cars were ruined outside the Iffley Athletics track this afternoon around 2.45pm. Oxfordshire Fire Service said this evening the cause was unknown, but arson has been ruled out.

Traffic and pedestrians were held back by the police as thick smoke from burning tyres filled the air. A fire crew wearing breathing equipment quickly extinguished both vehicles, and the road reopened shortly afterwards.

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Models Louis Trup & Leah Hendre
Photographer Henry Sherman

Louis wears pink shirt and chinos by Runa.
Leah wears white shirt, red skirt and blue skirt by Runa.

Runa is a transparent, fairtrade fashion brand targeted at young professionals. Founded by students at Somerville College, Runa is a brand that aims to unite Western consumers with Colombian textile workers in a more meaningful relationship. For more information, visit http://humanistic-capital.com

My Week: Jen Brennan

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BOOK – Half of a Yellow Sun by Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche

Anything by Adiche is worth a read, but this has always stuck with me. It’s the closest I’ve ever come to crying at a book (sorry kids, Dumbledore’s exit didn’t do it for me). Set during the Nigerian-Biafran war, it follows the fallout for four characters from different sides of society. It’s so vividly written and doesn’t shy away from the characters’ mixed loyalties and the difficult moral positions war places them in.

FILM – ‘Navega’ by Mayra Andrade

At the moment my musical obsession is Mayra Andrade. She sings beautiful,
lively Cape-Verdean infl uenced music. I stumbled across her by accident and knew nothing about the style, but it’s enchanting. Her 2006 album ‘Navega’ and the song of the same name are still my favourites – it starts almost like a lullaby and gradually layers rhythms and instruments until it’s a dynamic, energetic bundle of  life and dancing.

ART – Roby Ryan and Dana Tanamachi

I do web and graphic design in my spare time, so I follow graphic design more than fine art. Rob Ryan does incredible paper cut designs and screen prints which have this wonderfully whimsical feel. He’s now had his work featured on products for John Lewis, but his original papercutting work is still my favourite. Another graphic designer working in an unusual medium is Dana Tanamachi,
who works in chalk, doing hand-lettering and typography.

FILM – Public Speaking by Michael Scorsese

I recently watched this slightly mad feature-length Scorsese documentary on Fran Lebowitz. She’s got a wickedly dark sense of humour at times, but also a cutting clarity in observing the odd customs of society. It’s predominantly
conversation-based, mixed with footage of Lebowitz talking over the years. It will leave you wishing everything that tumbled out of your mouth came across that sharp-witted.

Letter from Amman

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When news filtered through from the authorities at the Oriental Institute that the destination of our year abroad had been changed from Lebanon to Jordan, we felt a peculiar sense of relief and disappointment. Such was – and to a large extent, is – the situation in Lebanon, and in particular Egypt, that we welcomed the last-minute change to proceedings. However, those dangerous preconceptions one often has of a foreign country took hold as friends and relatives who had visited Jordan wavered somewhere between impressed and underwhelmed. “It’s a dump!” one told me. “Jordan is so boring!” claimed another. As we near the end of our first month in Amman, I can only disagree.

Managing expectations was always going to be difficult with our minds dead-set on what Cairo and Beirut had to offer and no one here will deny that, but after the Eid break and several weeks of adjusting to life in Jordan, we have all been pleasantly surprised. Amman, Jordan’s capital, is home to the ancient ruins of the Roman citadel and a wonderfully preserved amphitheatre, while shisha bars and cafes provide the city with its own Middle Eastern authenticity. However, the country’s real attractions lie elsewhere. We are fortunate that the ancient city of Petra, the highly recommended Wadi Rum, and the port city of Aqaba lie in store for us.

We have, though, already visited the viscous waters of the Dead Sea where people can be seen rather peculiarly bobbing like corks and covering themselves from head to toe in mud. Similarly remarkable was the image of the West Bank, staring at us from just a few miles away on the other side. We followed our Dead Sea outing with a trip to Madaba, often referred to as the ‘City of Mosaics’. Its impressive archaeological park and Church of St. George are perhaps the best examples of the city’s affiliation with mosaics, particularly the latter which contains the 6th century Madaba Map, the oldest surviving map of Palestine which is said to have been 25 metres long in its original form.

While we have been reassured by the abundance of attractions outside Amman and the countless bars and cafes within, Jordan’s true wonder can be found in its peace and neutrality. With neighbours like Lebanon, Syria, Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Iraq, the country’s stability is quite remarkable. Comparisons are often crude and born out of ignorance, but one can see why Jordan is sometimes dubbed the ‘Switzerland of the Middle East’. Refugees, both rich and poor, flock here in their desperate attempt to escape the war and poverty engulfing their homeland, namely Syrians and Palestinians. A staggering 1/3 of Amman’s population is from Palestine, an estimate manifested in the prevalence of Palestinian taxi drivers in the capital city.

After years of widespread instability during the Arab Spring, Jordan has maintained its monarchy and has a parliament widely considered to be under the firm control of King Abdullah II, who in fact graduated from Pembroke College. In recent years, the country’s most significant outcry was caused by a rise in the price of oil from 6 Jordanian Dinars to 10 JDs per canister, which speaks volumes about Jordan as a whole. It is little surprise that Jordanians are sensitive to the prices of water and oil as they produce very little of their own, relying on imports from neighbouring countries, but there is a link between the country’s meagre resources and its longstanding harmony. Peace in Jordan cannot be explained in simple terms, but a combination of the healthy relationship between the people and the monarchy and the country’s lack of valuable resources are undeniably significant.

With no prospect of any imminent national security threats and a people full of love, warmth and friendliness, who could possibly complain? While accounts of rape and assault continue to emerge from Egypt and women in Saudi Arabia are castigated by the authorities for holding a national driving day to combat the laws banning them from driving a car, Jordanian women are encouraged by the monarchy to be educated and seek careers for themselves. It’s a shame that a country with press freedoms and a sense of gender equality cannot shed some light on its troubled neighbours.

Young people "taken for a ride" says Oxford professor

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Danny Dorling, Halford Mackinder Professor of Geography at the University of Oxford, has said in an article for the New Statesman that young people, in Britain are being “taken for a ride.”

In a comment to Cherwell, he stated that this discrimination extended to young people across the country, including students at Oxford.

In his New Statesman article, he said, “The young are discriminated against in ways in which it would be illegal to differentiate between men and women, or between more and less disabled people, or on the basis of race or religion.”

Although he emphasises that it is the poorest who suffer the most, he discusses in his article the issues that extend to students and graduates at top universities.

He writes, “What of the most successful of university graduates, the ones who go on to get a starter job in the City, and look to buy that tiny flat close to work? What will happen when they take out their 95 per cent mortgage and start repaying one twenty-fifth of the borrowed capital out of what they take home after tax? For a few years they might be able to do it, just – until interest rates rise.”

Furthermore, in a statement to Cherwell, Professor Dorling added that he believed that this concern also applies to students at Oxford: “I think it includes students at Oxford in that they are partly the target for the ‘help to buy’ scheme. A student who graduated from Oxford this summer might now be in a good job in London. The government’s scheme means that banks are being encouraged to lend them up to £600,000 to buy a flat on a 95% mortgage. These are loans that will be made to a few graduates starting on very good salaries that under normal circumstances the banks would consider too risky to make.

“The initial beneficiaries will be those who sell these flats to people like recent Oxbridge graduates. What then happens in a few years’ time when interest rates rise?”

He added, “Many people find it very hard to have any sympathy for young people who now have some of the best chances in life. Of course, if house prices rise and rise these graduates will think they have done well, but if there is a house price crash in London after the next election when the help to buy funding ends…. Who loses out most?”

James Blythe, Brasenose JCR President, said, “Anyone who is passionate about making sure an Oxford education is open to all bright young people, regardless of means, should also be worried about the cost of living. For many Oxford students, especially those who just miss out on the University’s generous bursary package, high accommodation prices can have a major impact on their quality of life and be a source of massive stress. Moreover, the high cost of living in Oxford risks putting many prospective students off applying to Oxford in the first place. The student union must continue to campaign vigorously for affordable accommodation for students in Oxford.”

Nathan Akehurst, a third year at Lincoln, commented, “One cannot regard Oxford students in aggregate – certainly many people here (and the vast majority in term time) lead lives that cannot be compared to the hundreds of thousands reliant on food banks and hit hardest by austerity.

“However, as an Oxford student coming from a single-parent unemployed family with our household income decimated by the bedroom tax and reliant on casual work to survive in the vacations, I certainly do feel that less well-off young people are affected by the issues Dorling raises regardless of which university they attend.”

One second year student at New College said, “I think that as he specifically states that the people worst affected are ‘the very poorest of the young’, it is probably not true that Oxford students are equally affected on average.

“Personally, I don’t feel especially discriminated against: as a young person you have to work your way to the top. He writes about rent and house prices being high: although this might affect young people, it is not necessarily a deliberate attempt to discriminate.”

She added, “Applying the term ‘discrimination’ to something like this seems a bit paradoxical, as most ‘discriminations’ are permanent, e.g. race or gender: everybody grows up at some point. As today’s children are tomorrow’s adults, and he makes out that all of us are suffering the same fate, ultimately it shouldn’t make any difference in the long run. But personally I think that the word discrimination is probably too strong.”

Review M.I.A. – Matangii

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★★★★☆
Four Stars

Matangi is an important album for M.I.A; it’s her first major release since 2010’s disappointing Maya and the damning critique published by the NY Times in the same year. The article called Maya out on the opinions stated in through her lyrics and public appearances; she was accused of trivialising a complex political situation in Sri Lanka, of naïvety and hypocrisy in global issues, and of encouraging violence. All this has more than an element of truth, and I certainly wouldn’t advise anyone to look for political inspiration in Maya’s songs. But when listening to M.I.A, the words are somewhat secondary. Aesthetics plays a huge role in her life, and her ability to conjure images through music rather than words is stunning. Since her first projects in 2004, Maya’s style has been defined by its musical multiculturalism, clashing Western electro with Asian melodies and African rhythms.  The mix is exotic and heady; aural pictures of lush tropics juxtaposed with growing industrialisation and political unrest abound. At its best, listening to M.I.A is like a rush of adrenaline, focusing your attention and forcing you to inhabit the world that she sings about.

The quality of her previous work, combined with Interscope’s endless delays to release has built a lot of anticipation for this album. Opening with the lumbering synths of ‘Karmageddon’, first impressions are that Maya may be back on form. However, title track ‘Matangi’ doesn’t hit as hard as you’d like it to, and we have to wait until the fifth song ‘Come Walk With Me’ to get something really worthwhile. Despite this, the whole of the middle of the album is excellent, with songs like the infamous ‘Bad Girls’, Weeknd-featuring ‘Exodus’, and ‘aTENTion’, which may be one of the best songs M.I.A has done since her early years. Unfortunately, the back end of the album drags on and feels somewhat lacklustre, but the rhythmic assault of ‘Bring the Noize’ brings an invigorating break.

Matangi is a worthy effort, and while it might not reach the disorientating ecstasy of 2007’s Kala, it is easily one of the most sonically interesting albums of the last 5 years and definitely worth your time.

Students invent bike lock GPS

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Two former Oxford students have designed ‘The World’s First Smart Bike Lock’. The lock, named the LOCK8, can be operated remotely using a phone or key fob, should the user’s phone run out of battery, and contains a GPS tracker and sensors to prevent bike-theft.

Developed by Wadham graduate, Daniel Zajarias-Fainsod and Franz Salzmann of LMH, the lock is in response to both students’ experiences as victims of bike-theft.

The LOCK8 is a keyless lock which can be operated through the free LOCK8 app, whilst its multiple deterrent features ensure the security of the device.

The six sensors in the lock can detect motion, vibration, any attempts to cut the lock, and changes in temperature, whilst the 120 decibel alarm aims to ward off any persistent would-be thieves.

The creators write, “LOCK8 cables will be wired and if cut, trigger the alarm. We will produce multiple cable sizes, lengths and strengths. If you want to lock various bikes with one LOCK8 wired cable, this won’t be a problem. Remember: You can also use LOCK8 without the wired cable. Just activate the alarm by walking away.”

Push notifications mean that the owner will be informed instantaneously if someone attempts to steal the bike. The device is charged when the bike is moving using magnets in the provided wheel reflectors.

Daniel, biomedical-engineer and CTO of LOCK8, stated, “My bike got stolen from outside Wadham during matriculation – very inconvenient! Then in April, Franz, who was studying Russian and Eastern European studies at LMH, had his bike stolen. We were discussing the thefts when he said wouldn’t it be good to have tracking systems on bikes. I suggested combining the tracker with a lock. We started playing with the idea, eventually submitting a patent and finding investors.”

The LOCK8 also aims to make bike-loans simpler, enabling the owner to send the remote key to family members or to someone who may wish to rent the bike.

However, the product retails at around £99 and one student argued that his bike was not valuable enough to justify the extra expense. They commented, “I never lock my bike unless it is the nicest looking bike there — realistically who is going to steal it?”

Oone student from New College disagreed, commenting, “Personally I would be delighted at the prospect of a new smart lock — having to wrestle with my useless lock genuinely puts me off cycling short distances, and the embarrassment of looking like I am stealing my own bike is getting tiring.”

 

Helen Clark: Politics and Development

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I never quite realised the irrelevance of my home country in world affairs until I told at least a dozen people how excited I was that Helen Clark was speaking at Merton College, and precisely none of them knew who she was. The closest anyone got was someone who asked if she was an Australian politician campaigning for gay rights, which considering she passed a Civil Union bill allowing legal recognition of same sex partnerships in 2004 isn’t that far off the mark. Apparently being Prime Minister of the international powerhouse of New Zealand for 9 years, however admirable, doesn’t quite make you a 21st Century Napoleon, Lenin or Churchill. She now heads the United Nations Development Program, making her the third most powerful person at the United Nations.

A strange misconception I find overseas is that New Zealand is a peaceful and harmonious society that is not plagued by many of the social ills suffered by other countries what many don’t know is that behind the veneer, New Zealand society has as many dark and ugly issues as any other nation, except that unlike in Britain, discussing major social or political issues is often seen as taboo. Most distressingly, this includes has one of the worst rates of domestic violence and child abuse in the developed world. As the first woman Prime Minister of New Zealand, Helen Clark has been critical in making women’s and children’s rights and welfare one of the most important aims of the UNDP, and she talked about her work in New Zealand when as PM, she led a campaign aiming at raising awareness of these issues in New Zealand society and leading a major culture change. In this she noticed that “a key way to change awareness was to involve men who had been previous perpetrators to stand up and admit they were wrong in an attempt to break the silence around domestic violence and stop the vicious cycle where abuse is passed from generation to generation.”

The keys with the developing world are causing a profound culture change in societies that often have deeply ingrained prejudices against the limitations of women; she notes that, rather than looked down on, “the power of women is often suppressed because it is feared as a key motor for social change” that risks upsetting traditional hierarchies of power.
Dispossessed youth, she notes, are one of the most dangerous elements in any society; whether it is Maori or Pacifica youth in New Zealand who feel profoundly alienated by a system they believe works against them who turn to gang violence or unemployed youth in Mali or Nigeria who turn to political extremism. “It is extremely important to involve community leaders at all levels, and make the political process of a country able to incorporate those who previously felt excluded.”

One of the most important and pressing countries in international affairs has been the international communities efforts to defeat the Taliban in Afghanistan, and I put the question to her of what the international community has done right, and what it has done wrong.

To this question she replies that the problem with Afghanistan is that, from the British Empire to the Soviet Invasion to the American occupation, it has constantly had foreign solutions to its unique problems imposed upon it at gunpoint. “What Afghanistan needs is solutions created by the Afghan people to its own challenges; we’ve seen those foreign solutions fail over and over again.” One of the major problems for international development she notes is the fragility of democratic institutions after a history of political and social instability. “Every country wants to have a Gorbachev enter, fundamentally change the system and then depart peacefully but very few actually get one; even the most well intentioned reformers end up having to be pried out of office with a very large crowbar.”

I finished by asking her what she felt was her proudest achievement, which turned out to be the important if colourless fact that “for 9 years, I presided over one of the lowest periods of unemployment in New Zealand’s history; people had jobs.” it’s far from a glamorous answer, but the most fondly remembered national leaders are often more important for what doesn’t happen in their countries than what does. 

There is something eerie about meeting someone you spent your youth thinking was one of the most important people in the world. Christopher Hitchens has a thoughtful passage in his memoir where he remarks that one of the most enlightening parts of the Oxford experience is to meet such imposing figures face to face and realise how human they are after all. There is something strange about Helen Clark; she is incredibly lively and energetic, and beams with charisma; yet her answers are often rather wooden and rehearsed, as if she still retains the politicians innate distrust of the political interview; she once called a New Zealand journalist a “sanctimonious little creep” after what she considered a series of ambush interviews on a current affairs show. I ask her if she’s glad she left politics. ““Oh I’m still a politician; once you get into politics, you can never really leave”