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Cherwell tries: surfing

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When wandering around the OUSU fresher’s fair, being bombarded by every single club you really couldn’t be less interested in, it takes a lot to grab your attention. But, at a little stand buried in the chaos of the sport section, a banner simply read “Oxford Surf Club”. Surfing? Oxford? Really? After a brief chat with the club President, I was convinced. Four weeks later, and I was off on a four hour minibus journey to give it a go for the first time on a trip to that favourite of post-GCSE holiday destinations, Newquay.

On a cold November morning with temperatures at just over freezing, I found myself in the surreal position of standing in a wetsuit on a beach during university term time. After a quick instruction by the obligatory perma-tanned, bleach blonde surf instructor, the novices of the group (10 of the 15) headed out to the sea. Any lingering preconceptions I had about there not being real waves in England were immediately quashed; in November they are definitely big enough!

Until you’ve tried it, you can’t possibly understand the skill needed to make surfing look as effortless as the professionals manage to make it seem. What ensued for me was a series of nose dives, face plants, wipeouts and general falling off in an attempt to achieve the impossible. How could anyone possibly stand up on a moving lump of water on a stick of foam? And, of course, those with the annoying ability to ‘balance’ were quick to bounce up on their feet, leaving me and some fellow strugglers flailing in the white water.

But, after a few hours and a ridiculous number of attempts, I finally ‘popped up’ onto the board, and rode a wave onto the beach, greeted with whoops from my fellow surf club members. Suddenly, all the effort and aches seemed worthwhile. It may seem ridiculous, but it really is one of the best feelings in the world!

After defrosting our feet for a couple of hours, we decided to see what the Newquay nightlife had to offer. After discovering the local haunts: Belushi’s Surf Shack and Sailor’s Nightclub, we toasted our success into the night.

The next day we ventured out again in the freezing temperatures, donning the still damp wetsuits once more. We all celebrated the moment when the final person of our group got up onto their board for the first time, a great achievement with 10 novices in the group. However, our final day was cut short with bad conditions, thunder and lightning striking over the sea.

Arriving home on Sunday night still smelling of the sea, it seemed bizarre but brilliant to have packed so much into one weekend. If you have ever wanted to be that surf hunk/chick, then you should definitely get involved with OSC

The secret (college) footballer: The snow

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There are some subjects that I’d rather not speak about. Some things are too painful, some issues too sensitive, to be openly discussed, even anonymously. Yet with this week shaping up to be much like the last, it’s about time I came clean and admitted it. The thing is, there isn’t any college football being played at the moment.

It’s hard to convey the disappointment us players are feeling right now. It’s hard to take knowing that you’ve sacrificed spending quality time with your family at Christmas in favour of lonely hours spent kicking a ball against a wall by way of training, only for your first few games of term to be cancelled. But you have to remember that, for you, playing football is a job, whereas for the handful of fans who turn up to watch you each week it’s something they can’t live with out. Most of all at this time I feel sorry for them.

Having said that, I’ve been a tad frustrated by the decidedly ambivalent attitude of some figures within the club hierarchy towards this string of cancellations. The senior tutor has spoken for what seems to be a significant proportion of the college’s non-playing staff in suggesting that the current lack of games will be a welcome chance for college footballers to focus on their studies. Perhaps they were simply trying to offer consoling words; either way they certainly managed to stir up a bit of dissent in the dressing room.

Nonetheless there is a sense in which their message rang true. I’ve been using these past couple of weeks to make up for the lack of attention I habitually pay to other, more important, things in college – friends, hall, the bar. Ultimately, I know I speak for many of my colleagues when I say that the events of the past week have forced me to admit to myself that there is more to college life than football.

My Evening with the Gods

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To kick off its Live Friday programme marking its 330th anniversary the Ashmolean was transformed into a festival of light, music, dance and drama. The majesty of the museum’s exterior was all aglow, and the sight alone of the busy queue outside was enough to excite me. Inside, it was a hive of activity, and the buzzing throngs were the densest crowds I have ever seen at a museum.

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My first port of call was Hades, where shades, chanting, staring, and crouched on tables, made a good attempt at convincing us that we were in the eerie Underworld – a feat which I imagine must be hard to pull off in a friendly café. The Latin Play (excerpts from Plautus’ Miles Gloriosus) which I saw next was brilliantly funny and vibrantly-costumed, and although mishaps with the subtitles – which were not addressed quickly enough to stop half a row of people leaving in the middle of the play – do not help to promote Classics to an audience who are not all Literae Humaniores students, the Latin was spoken with character and clarity – with the exception of some Italianized Latin, which sounded so fluent that whether I understood any of it really didn’t matter anymore.

Overall, the structure of the evening’s programme scores top marks. My tickets for the two priced events of the night were timed generously apart so that I just caught the end of the Roman Pantomime and the start of the Persian Language Workshop – just to check whether my Persian-loving tutor was starring there – before heading to the operetta. Wandering around for the hour in between, I could see people wearing plumed helmets, trying on togas, playing what looked like ancient backgammon; no lack of things to do.

But like all sweet things, the evening did have a more sickly side. The problem was not so much the “Carry on Classics” vibe, but if you’re going to “carry on”, you might as well carry on all the way. The only heroes I saw in “Elysium” (the 4th floor bar) were two people wearing laurel wreaths. And the “atrium” in which the Greek dancing was performed turned out to be in a secluded corner of the otherwise open-planned building, depriving all the people who lined up along the banisters, overlooking the actual atrium, of a proper view. While it would not have been wise to topple the monumental statue of Apollo at the centre of the atrium, the graceful swirling of dancers can hardly have caused more damage than the strangely – advertised “Fight with the Gods” in the cast gallery.

When manoeuvring through the masses got tiresome, I took a moment to appreciate the museum’s collection, and found it rather comforting to see groups of people other than school children or tours doing the same; indeed, where better to mingle or rest your (as Homer says) “weakened knees” than beside 3,000 year old pottery?

Finally, the operetta The Judgement of Paris ended my evening in style, set in an elegant portrait room on the 2nd floor, tucked away from the main hub of action, with a grand staircase of its own. The music was heavenly and the singing of Venus particularly mellifluous. Whoever designated the 4 th floor as “Olympus” should have had a rethink.

All in all, it was a worthwhile evening considering that it was free, but it was the priced events that made it truly divine. After all, gods don’t make an appearance for nothing!

An athlete or an aesthete?

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If I offered you a career at the age of 20, but told you that by the time you were 35, or even younger, you’d be forced to find a new one entirely, you’d more than likely tell me you weren’t interested. Those of us who are fortunate enough to leave this venerable institution with a degree will most likely set off on a path that we’ll follow until our retirement, but across the country and across the world there’s an exception to this rule.

Sportsmen and women perhaps have the shortest life spans of any profession, if we take Macaulay Culkin out of the equation that is. The average age of retirement for a professional footballer in Great Britain is 35, the point at which most of us would be in the early stages of our careers. The question is, with this being the case, is it reasonable for highly paid and highly valuable sportspeople to prepare for life about sporting death by heavily promoting themselves in the prime of their sporting lives?

Perhaps the most obvious and most recent example of this is Tom Daley. Ah Tom Daley. Most girls aren’t even reading this anymore. I’ve said ‘Tom Daley’ and their heads have begun to tilt to the side, their mouths slightly open, their mind wandering. I hate Tom Daley because I have no reason to hate him. He’s successful, he’s personable and girls love him. In fact, he’s everything my mum wants me to be. And after the last couple of years, you can’t help but imagine he’s also very, very rich.

But criticism of Britain’s golden boy has recently been raining in from the leading authorities in British Diving as Daley embarks on his latest celebrity escapade, playing a major role in ITV’s latest, and frankly horrendous, Saturday prime time show ‘Splash’. Head of British Swimming David Sparkes has said: “Tom is an incredibly talented young man, but he’s yet to achieve his full potential and it’s only going to get harder to achieve that Olympic gold medal as he gets older.” In drawing comparisons with the Chinese athletes who dominate the sport, Sparkes noted that they certainly won’t have “such distractions from training”. But is this reasonable? All sportspeople have a lifespan and Daley, and his agent, are acutely aware of this. Can we really condemn someone who has all the right talents to exploit our celebrity culture for doing so?

I see very little problem with what Tom is doing now. He’s just completed the most gruelling summer of his life, and he’s now an 18 year old boy with the world at his feet. We’d be wrong to say that we wouldn’t reach out and grab it if we had the chance. The question is, is Sparkes right in worrying that Daley may be about head the same way as some other well-known sporting faces, from the brink of glory to the obscurity of D-List Celebdom? A certain Miss Anna Kournikova might have something to say about that.

It’s at this point I have now lost the attention of the men. You’re sitting there, flicking through this article while eating lunch, and one man has now turned to the other and said: ‘Ooh remember Anna Kournikova?’ before that man nod of approval is exchanged. I also haven’t just brought her up here so that I had the opportunity to google her, honest. Wimbledon finalist in 1997 at the age of just 16, Kournikova had the makings of a future grand slam champion. Few would have predicted that it would have been her best ever result. Not only was her career blighted by injury, but by fame. Her looks immediately caught the attention of the media and she was plastered on billboards across the world, advertising everything from sports bras to trainers. We cannot see it as a coincidence that her rising fame outside of tennis, coincided with a dramatic drop in performance within the sport.

There are countless other examples of sports men and women who have become worldwide celebrities as a result of their actions outside their chosen field who have had flourishing careers, with David Beckham springing to mind as the most obvious. It seems that it is all about timing and scale. As an 18 year old boy, perhaps Tom Daley should hold back a little. While his brand is now clearly a hot seller, he has the chance to be defined by sporting greatness. For any devoted sportsperson this should be their ultimate goal.

Having examined all the facts, I’m now going to do what a historian does best, and sit on the fence. If I had the opportunity to do what Tom Daley is currently doing, would I? Probably. If I were Tom Daley’s coach would I be annoyed about what he is currently doing? Probably.  Put it this way, I wouldn’t like to see the look on my tutor’s face if I told him he’d have to hold on for one of my essays, because I was too busy shooting another episode of my upcoming TV series. Although saying that, perhaps a show called ‘The Olden Maze’, in which I teach minor celebrities about the Anglo-Saxons and then make them answer questions on the topic in order to escape the terror-inducing labyrinth which I have had constructed, might be a slightly more lucrative career path than my history degree. 

Photo Competition Winner – ‘Black and White’

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Congratulations to IEVA MANIUSTYE, the winner of our ‘Black and White’ photo competition!

And huge thanks to all our other entries, we were really impressed, so do keep sending your work in!

Here’s the winning shot: 

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 Next theme is ‘Snow‘ so send your flakes of crystalline water ice to [email protected] by Wednesday of 3rd week!

All winners will also be featured on our Flickr page!

Interview: Jeffrey Gettleman

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Marshall Scholar. Oxford Blue in lacrosse. First American Editor of Cherwell. Kidnapped in Iraq. Reported from Afghanistan, Iraq, Kenya, Congo, Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia. Pulitzer Prize winner for International Reporting in April 2012, for his coverage of East Africa. Jeffrey Gettleman has been places. When I caught up with Gettleman by phone, he was three time zones to the east in Nairobi, and far removed from his journalistic origins amid the dreaming spires.

Expecting to hear graphic stories of rape and death — the unavoidable images which flow so morbidly through his articles — I was relieved when he began with a recollection of journalistic stories from 1994-6, when Cherwell was still produced by creating metal plates of each page and sending them off to a printer.

Gettleman regaled me with narratives of how he “practised” his interviewing skills on such names as Prince Charles, Desmond Tutu and Oliver Stone. In Trinity term 1995 Salman Rushdie, who had been living in hiding since the issuance in 1989 of a fatwa calling for his death because of his depiction of Mohammed, made an unannounced visit to Oxford. Thumbing through the Cherwell archives, I found Gettleman’s article, in which Rushdie declares, “I will not accept the idea of a sacred language which cannot be questioned.”

In May 1996, Gettleman had a massive and exclusive story to cover: OJ Simpson’s first public appearance after his October 1995 acquittal on charges of murdering his ex-wife and her friend. Simpson spoke at the Oxford Union, which did not permit non-members, excluding outside reporters from hearing Simpson’s explication of his innocence. The American media “was dying to hear what he had to say.” Gettleman, sensing an opportunity to promote his work and to profit, found himself in “a freelancing dream, where I was in there as a student journalist, and all of these papers wanted the material, so that night I made over a thousand bucks freelancing it to a number of American papers.”

Reporting outside of the Union chamber has proven much less glamorous, and significantly less safe. I paused before asking the ominous question: “Can you tell us about your kidnapping in Iraq?” Gettleman obliged, with the pitch of his voice remaining remarkably even-keeled throughout his description of his kidnapping by Sunni militants in April 2004. Characteristic of his writing, Gettleman employed no hyperbolic adjectives, as his stories don’t require any.

“Everything is fine until it isn’t. We were driving to go cover a bombing, and we were in a rural area outside of Baghdad, took a turn down a road that we thought was safe, and all of a sudden we were surrounded by 50 armed guys that blocked our car, and had rocket-propelled grenades and machine guns.

“They dragged us out of our car. This one guy took the safety off his gun and held it up, and I was standing there looking at him and really thought at that point ‘he’s going to shoot me and I’m gonna die’,” Gettleman said. “They hated Americans, I had an American passport in my pocket, and I thought this guy was gonna kill me. I was just kind of calm, and I was totally hopeless that I could talk my way out of it, or anybody was going to rescue us, or anything else. I just thought, ‘This is it. I hope it doesn’t hurt.’”

“And then after that happened, some other guy said, ‘oh no, don’t shoot him,’ and they took us to a house and they interrogated us, and I took [the] passport that I had in my pocket, gave it to the woman who I was with, and she put it down her pants, thinking they wouldn’t search her, and they didn’t, and they interrogated us for hours and I was telling them that I was Greek, and I told them ‘I’m Greek, I’m Greek, I’m Greek, I’m a journalist,’ which was true—and I didn’t like to lie. At the end, I got really exhausted, being interrogated at gun point for hours and hours; just as I was kind of losing it and the sun was setting — we got kidnapped early in the morning and it was late in the day —some elder came in and then he decided that it was okay for us to go back and they let us go.”

This brush with death did not deter Gettleman from pursuing further risky assignments, nor did it induce him to return to reporting in the safer cities of the US (earlier in his career he had worked for various newspapers in Wisconsin, Florida, Atlanta and New Jersey.) Gettleman moved to the Times’ Nairobi bureau in July 2006, where he has been since, winning his Pulitzer Prize for his reporting from Sudan and Somalia.

What keeps Gettleman away from a cushier assignment in Washington? His almost religious belief in his work: “It’s really important to find something that means a lot to me personally and I feel that if I didn’t do it, these stories might not get told. And maybe that’s an illusion, but I think it’s important to try to look for stories that are original and which nobody’s doing, and that’s where you as an individual can really have an impact. And there’s a lot of that in Africa.”

Beyond the content of his writing, Gettleman has also been praised for his sparing writing style. “I try to write as visually, and as viscerally and emotionally as I can,” Gettleman explains, adding, “A lot of what I do in this job is combining a human interest element that gives you some sense of the emotions and the people and the humanity.”

Unsurprisingly, Gettleman cites as influences VS Naipaul, South African writer JM Coetzee, Faulkner, Hemingway, and the journalist Dan Eldon. His favourite novel is Robert Penn Warren’s All The King’s Men.

Despite his successes around the world, Gettleman initially struggled at Oxford. He described feeling “a bit of an outsider” as an American. Professionally, Gettleman was ambivalent: “When I arrived at Oxford I didn’t really have a career plan,” he admits, though he did have a passion for photojournalism.

Writing and editing Cherwell was the catalyst that pushed Gettleman’s oscillating life in the direction of a career in foreign journalism: “I really didn’t know what I wanted to do and it wasn’t until that second year at Oxford that I got this idea – ‘I want to be a journalist, and I want to be a journalist in Africa’ – and then I began this long, long road from Cherwell.”

The upside of private schools

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This week I came across the advice of an American billionaire, philanthropist and investor known as the ‘Oracle of Omaha’ (don’t squirm just yet) in an article from a few months ago. Warren Buffett believed he had the answer on how to solve our 21st century educational problems. “Make private schools illegal,” he said.

Our sagacious friend is however an example of a problem that is far more profound. As private schools have become a taboo in British politics, so a culture of criticism of independent education for the sake of it has become embedded in our society. Some (many, even) may think this is fair but I for one do not. The question we have to ask ourselves is whether our private schools really do deserve the reputation with which they have come to be associated.

The answer is, at least as far as I can see, that they do not. Our great independent schools are great because they provide an excellent education, both academically and in terms of inculcating the wider skills needed for life. Many of our private schools add to our national culture and way of life; they have become institutions embedded in our history.
Furthermore (and most forgotten) is that so many schools, through financial support schemes, enable children whose disadvantaged background would otherwise prevent them from attending such a school, to do so. And that is without even considering the extensive community outreach programmes that are at the core of what many of our independent schools do.

The problem then is too often looked at upside-down. The solution is not banning private schools but making them, and their methods of education, more accessible.
Many of the things that independent schools get right, whether that be in terms of scholarship or wider education, should be adopted into our education system. But most significantly, private schools should be made more financially accessible – an aim pioneered by the Sutton Trust – and be open to all, regardless of financial background. Whilst many of our schools are good at providing bursaries, many are not, a failure that is inexcusable for many such institutions with the resources (and alumni) they have at their fingertips.

It is bonkers that as a country we should so often vehemently criticise what is in effect something good. What we really need to do is accept that in Britain we have an excellent legacy of education and build upon that, making it accessible and profitable for everyone.

The hypocrisy of Griffin-gate

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Now actually, I rather like the Oxford Union. For all the stick it gets from us in the student press, what harm does it really do? True, it drains the bank balances of eager-but-naïve freshers. And it consumes the lives dozens of hunched and desperate hacks, clinging to their last cracking, desiccated vestiges of humanity. 

I am not a member, but I am still glad that the place exists. Partly, I admit, this is because of its similarity to the world of student journalism. There’s a reason we both get called hacks. We also like them because they provide so much fodder for our news stories: minor corruption, in-fighting, big events.

All (cynical political student) life is there. More generously, my friends assure me that they do good things for Oxford, and really work for their members. This they said as they stood eager and wide-eyed upon the precipice, dreaming of the plunge into Seccies’ sweet delights. I must admit that I prefer the controversies.

The Union has not had a spectacular few weeks. We had ‘ballot-gate’ – the scandal that literally no one was talking about – in which the it was revealed that, unthinkably, the Union President, after spending weeks organising an event, might quite like to have some of his friends come along as well.

The Union has also been the object of one of the periodic media blizzards that are wont to blow up around its more controversial invitations. To their credit, they have actually handled the Assange issue well thus far, solidly putting the case for free and open debate against a band of passionate but suspiciously illiberal-looking no-platform protesters.

Now we have Nick Griffin’s non-invitation to add to our list. At first glance this seems like only the latest addition to a catalogue of inept institutional cock-ups. The explanation given is that one member of Secretary’s Committee – the most junior rung on the Union’s ladder – ‘arbitrarily’ invited the BNP leader.

You could just picture the scene, the mad email exchanges and discarded vacation work, as the world’s most prestigious debating society, and the clueless undergraduates who run it, scrabbled around for people to invite and fill up debates only weeks away. Then a hopeful fresher, eager to please, thinks: “Nick Griffin? That won’t cause any problems.” The Union was certainly swift in revoking that invitation when the news broke. The Union giveth, and the Union taketh away.

But there is more to this story than an embarrassingly miscued invitation sent to a man whom I shall here politely call ‘controversial’. For the Union did not simply withdraw the invitation and leave it at that. It came out all guns blazing against the only Nick in Britain now less popular than the Deputy Prime Minister. A Union spokesperson stated: “The Oxford Union does not wish to be associated with the BNP in any way whatsoever. We strongly disagree with their views.”

I always thought that the Union was meant to be a neutral debating platform, a Switzerland where opponents could gather to hammer out their differences and have their points freely heard. Its only value should be that of free speech. Its job is to live up to Harold Macmillan’s impossibly, splendidly hyperbolic claim that it represents “the last bastion of free speech in the Western world.”

Last week, this bastion started adopting corporate political positions, not only disowning nasty Nick, but also supporting his opponents. The Union “commends the work” of Hope not Hate, an anti-fascist organization backed by The Daily Mirror. Hope not Hate is certainly an attractive cause, adopting unifying positions like anti-racism and anti-hate, albeit with a somewhat partisan support base very much to the left of the spectrum. The Union’s debating chamber may pass as many politically transient motions as it wishes.

But when the committees and executive – the guys who actually set up these debates – start becoming political, then the Union begins to lose credibility fast. For those of you who fondly imagine that the chamber over which Gladstone once presided still holds some place in our national life, this outburst was as wrong, as transgressive of basic principles, as if the BBC were to adopt a policy of not covering particular viewpoints.

And don’t kid yourself that this is an abstract, academic point, borne of some priggish fetish for correct and decorous conduct. In fact, it directly undermines the case which the Union had been making so well just the week before, in defence of the Assange invitation. You might not agree with the reasoning behind it, but it was perfectly coherent.

A Union invitation does not condone. Guests can be cross-examined. The Union is neutral. The idea of the Union adopting a political position or pursuing an agenda goes brazenly against this principle. Now it seems that the Union’s invitations are motivated by political opinions and specific agendas after all. And if that is really the case, then the Assange invitation starts to look more like a vote of support. The Union stops being neutral.

Festival Fun!

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