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Anger over Corpus housing

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Many Corpus students have expressed their dismay this week, as plans by the college to refurbish fresher accommodation mean that next year’s finalists will be housed predominantly in a new building behind Park End nightclub, rather than in college.

Traditionally, all freshers and most finalists have been accommodated in and around the college’s Merton Street site, with most freshers housed in the 1960s New Building. However, for five terms beginning January 2014, the college intends to carry out a refurbishment of New Building, meaning that significantly fewer rooms than normal will be available on the college’s main site. To make up for this shortage of rooms, the college will be accommodating displaced students, mostly finalists, in a new building on Park End Street, located behind the popular nightclub Lava Ignite.

While the JCR was predominantly in favour of prioritising the needs of finalists and moving freshers to one of the remote annexes after Michaelmas Term, the unanimous decision of the college’s Governing Body was that freshers should be prioritised: speaking to a meeting of JCR members on Thursday, Professor Richard Carwardine, President of Corpus Christi College, said, “While there is a case for finalists being prioritised, experienced tutors felt that the case for first years was stronger.”

Tom Cummings, a second-year chemist at Corpus, told Cherwell, “I think it’s a disgrace, and what makes the disgrace an even bitterer pill to swallow is the deceit. I deliberately opted for a low ballot this year on the understanding I would get a good college room in third year.”

Several students have expressed concern at the location of the building where many of them are expected to live during finals. The college insists that noise from clubbers should not be an issue, as student rooms will have triple-glazed windows, although one student at the meeting suggested that opening windows in summer might pose a problem.

Joe Dawson, a third-year classicist due to be affected by the plans, said, “The primary thing that’s pissing people off is the fact that it’s so close to Park End. People are very suspicious about whether or not the sound-proofing will be sufficient.”

Concern has also been expressed about the manner in which the college’s decision was communicated to junior members. JCR President Patricia Stephenson commented, “I think it’s shameful that the JCR were not consulted at the very early stages of deliberation, but only brought into discussion almost as an afterthought. This prevented the JCR from influencing college opinion before a decision was made, which I believe was definitely a disadvantage to our cause, and which led to a feeling of alienation within the JCR.”

Professor Carwardine denied that JCR opinions have been ignored, telling students, “We have taken the JCR’s views very seriously.” 

He also expressed surprise at many students’ reluctance to live in the Park End complex, saying, “I rather naïvely thought that the first inhabitants of a brand spanking new £6 million building would find that an attractive prospect.” 

Dr Neil McLynn, Senior Tutor at Corpus, admitted that “for the whole of living undergraduate memory, finalists have lived in college”. He pointed out, however, that nowhere in any official college documents is it stated the finalists have the right to live in college, describing this as a “false belief”, and suggesting that junior members may derive some “educational benefit” from having this belief corrected. 

McLynn denied that revision would be compromised by having to live out of college, saying, “It did not seem that living out of college would have an effect on finalists’ academic performance.” 

Responding to the suggestion that travelling to and from examinations is made harder by living out, McLynn said, “If the subfusc walk of shame is the worst of your fears, then you are in a very good place indeed.” 

He acknowledged, however, that the situation was “anything but perfect” and suggested that the college might try to compensate aggrieved students, saying, “We will try to find some way of demonstrating that we take your concerns seriously.”

Sheila Heti keeps it reel

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I first came across Sheila Heti during a phase in which I believed Lena Dunham had the answers to everything and was gradually dispensing them through the medium of Twitter. Dunham recommended Heti’s second novel, How Should a Person Be?, as a “metafiction-meets-nonfiction novel” with “a lot of the same concerns as Girls.’’

Suitably intrigued, I wrote to Heti and asked for an interview. By the time the interview rolled around – nearly six months later – I had stopped treating Lena’s feed as a vending machine of wisdom, but the momentum of Heti’s novel had not waned. The prospect of the book’s UK release on January 24th has prompted a slew of reviews and discussion pieces in the British press to rival the critical rumblings already occurring Stateside. While trying to access the New Yorker’s review of the book on my phone last Thursday, I looked across the train to see a man reading a full page on Heti in the Metro.

Two of the most controversial aspects of the book have been the promise of its tagline, “A novel from life,” and the notion that this, whatever it is, represents some sort of new form or type of fiction. Heti recorded conversations between herself and her circle of artist and filmmaker friends on tape recorders, and her book includes transcripts, emails and lists. Though parts are, she says, “fictional”, the work is essentially an autobiography of the artist’s day to day life and social circle since she started the project in 2005.

The Metro’s headline for their review of How Should a Person Be?, “It’s not such a novel idea”, argues against the idea that Heti’s style is in any way new (they even included a helpful box with other examples of writers who wrote “from life”). Yet when I spoke to Heti she seemed under no illusions of originality: “All literature is from life,” she acknowledged, but her method of collecting her material, a method she calls “journalistic,” is what she considers new and “very important” to her writing.

When I ask why she wanted to record her friends and write her book in this journalistic manner, she replied, “So that I didn’t have to be in my apartment all alone while I was writing!” Other friends were documenting the group around the same time: Margaux Williamson, Heti’s best friend in the novel, was making a film, while an artist friend was painting them.

This reveals a key feature of Heti’s life and writing: her desire to make the two almost indistinguishable. When asked whether she had any advice for those wanting to pursue a career in the arts, Heti told me, “I don’t think that thinking of it as a career is beneficial. You expect success and income – you have to go into it expecting none of those things. I think you have to make art all of your life, make it touch every other part of your life, rather than just be this separate thing you go to your desk and do. If you do this, then really all of your feelings and thoughts and experiences go into the art.”

Sheila Heti, and women like Miranda July and Lena Dunham, are achieving a level of critical attention that suggests that the male dominated media and literary world could be changing. When I asked Heti why she thought this could be, she replied: “There haven’t been that many generations where the conditions of life have made it possible for woman to write. At the moment there is more freedom in general to be a woman writer.”

Yet even those with the time and money to write have still struggled: “I remember when I was a teenager it was quite acceptable for people to say ‘I don’t read female writers’ and many people did say that. It’s hard to imagine saying that anymore.” In the prologue of How Should a Person Be? Heti writes, “One good thing about being a woman is that we haven’t got too many examples yet of what a genius looks like. It could be me.” She’s being characteristically flippant, but she also makes an important point about the opportunities now open to women authors.

While it’s depressing that only now, nearly one hundred years after Virginia Woolf’s A Room of One’s Own, are we free of the kind of people who “don’t read female writers,” there is an excitement in finding the geniuses previously ignored or dismissed by the world as authors of ‘Chick Lit’. Maybe Lena Dunham’s Twitter feed wasn’t such a bad place to look for the answers.

Hands tied on Fifty Shades spin-off

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The problem with Fifty Shades of Grey is that there are only fifty of them. EL James solved this by writing two more bestsellers. The solution from a tiny publishing house in West Yorkshire was to write the prequel, The Secret Life of Christian Grey.

When the publishing news bible The Bookseller got wind of this plan, publishers from around the world began ringing Bluemoose Books. There was one small catch though: they all wanted to see the first three chapters, but Bluemoose Books had only concocted the synopsis.

Under the S&M pseudonym of Dominic Cutmore, Benjamin Myers, a journalist and literary novelist, had to cough up 15,000 words over one weekend. The publishers and film companies continued salivating. They could smell the money.

The book was going to be Cutmore’s memoir of his friendship with Christian Grey, the male lead of EL James’ bestseller, from childhood up to the world of Fifty Shades.

“The words came easy. With character so shallow and archetypal as EL James’s they were fairly simple narrative voices to adopt,” Myers explained. “Where Christian Grey is dominant, successful, confident and so forth, I wrote Dominic as an opposite character: repressed, unambitious, submissive.

“The plot followed the pair’s formative years: school, university, business success, sexual conquests. The rest was just creating situations that Fifty Shades fans would want to read about and which stayed true to EL James’s tenuous plots: parties, international travel, nice restaurants, sex scenes.”

But it all fell apart when Random House realised what was going on and sent their corporate lawyers after Bluemoose Books. Myers wasn’t too upset. He doesn’t boast about his parody either: “A monkey with a typewriter, some coffee and a stack of Jackie Collins novels could construct a passable Fifty Shades pastiche in a fortnight. Just go into a bookshop and count all the other cheap erotica novels that have been rush-released these past few months.” Lovers of the series can pick up a copy of Haven of Obedience or Bared to You or Eighty Days Yellow to satisfy their appetites.

In fact, as a literary novelist, Myers found his “mischievous prank on a fickle industry” depressing. Over the summer his most recent novel was published, and while doing signings in Waterstones stores he spent a lot of time wondering why Fifty Shades, “ham-fisted” as it is, has done so well: he “watched this book furtively selling a few copies every single minute. Most of the buyers seemed to be aged 25-40, white, female. They didn’t buy any other books while they were there.” Not an encouraging sign for the literary world.

Myers concluded that his own The Secret Life of Christian Grey looked so likely to succeed, if only briefly, “because it satisfied a fleeting appetite, adhered to a passing trend for clunky soft porn writing. It is hard not to feel that the publishing business is as trend-driven as Top 40 pop music.” It remains to be seen where the next trend will take us.

Focus on… Gilbert and Sullivan

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“Well there are two types of students who come to Gilbert and Sullivan;
the lunatics and the anoraks.” Despite comments like these from president Bethan Griffiths, her and treasurer Eugene Yamauchi cut a reassuringly normal presence when I met them in the Buttery on a chilly
Tuesday morning.

If you were to venture into the depth of Oxford’s cultural appreciations, the Gilbert and Sullivan society would be a good place to start. The Gilbert and Sullivan society is a group of students that appreciates the works of Sir William
Schwenck Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan (surprisingly), a duo that collaboratively produced fourteen comic operas from 1871-1896.

Gilbert and Sullivan began by producing a short piece together called Trial by Jury, in which Gilbert wrote the words whilst Sullivan composed the music. After that they produced around one opera a year. Although their comic operas were immensely successful, Sullivan always felt they could do better if they wrote serious opera. He wrote one grand opera independent
of Gilbert called Ivanhoe, an adaptation of Walter Scott’s novel.

With around fifty to sixty active members, these students aim to put on one Gilbert and Sullivan production a term. With a cast and chorus of around twenty who rehearse three to four times a week these are no small commitments.

Last term was The Pirates of Penzance, one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most famous productions. It boasted a whole host of terribly serious characters, including a Pirate King, a Major-General, and a chorus of his daughters.

This term it is Princess Ida, a satire of feminism and the Darwinian revolution, being performed in seventh week. Around every five years they reach the end of the canon and then start all over again.

You might wonder how students end up in such a niche society. PPEist Yamauchi played the Pirate King last term whilst Griffiths, a second-year music student, was recruited in her first year.

Of her involvement, she says, “Very early on in my first term I had a friend in the year above who found out I played the piano and asked me to come along. When I said I might be interested his eyes lit up. The next day I was made musical director of the next performance. We generally attract a lot of freshers and a lot of talented performers.”

However, Griffiths insists that “it is not just a performative thing.” Those not involved in performing meet on a weekly basis to singthrough Gilbert and Sullivan operas. Although they tend to meet at the Rose and Crown on
North Parade they will go “anywhere that is quiet and has a piano” and aim to get through the canon every two terms.

There was also talk of a trip to go to a “Gilbert and Sullivan museum” or “a house in Sussex filled with loads of Gilbert and Sullivan memorabilia” not to mention a biennial challenge to sing through all of the Gilbert and Sullivan
musicals in thirty-six hours.

Griffiths describes it as “more interesting than people give it credit for. It is niche, and a bit odd, and although the storylines are fairly similar there is a lot to look at. As a society it’s very close knit, very consistent…a nice little life.”

Princess Ida is showing between Thursday
28th February – Saturday 2nd March (7th week)
at the Corpus auditorium.

Preview: A Theory of Justice: The Musical

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Cherwell’s Verdict:
“Philosophy, but not as you know it”

If I asked you to suggest an evening’s thrilling entertainment, I doubt many would respond with irrepressible cries of a race through more than 2000 years of political philosophy. This, however, is Oxford’s latest theatrical offering (only in Oxford, as the cliché goes) promising to combine the theories of influential philosophers with the feel-good songs, exuberant dance, and unapologetic
camp fluffiness that musicals revel in. If philosophy means giant dusty old tomes to you, prepare to have your mind blown in some
kind of pseudo-philosophical paradox.

A Theory of Justice: The Musical follows John Rawls into the time vortex as he searches for answers to his life’s work on Justice, while being both in
hot pursuit of his love interest in the form of attractive student Fairness, and in vivid conflict with his arch-enemy Robert Nozick. Along the way, he breaks into singing dialogue with a whole sequence of philosophers, the style of each giving to the scene its own distinct genre. The genres range wildly: we have a sizzling tango with Rawls and Fairness, a saucy cabaret piece and a trip to a gay club run by Plato the ventriloquist with his effeminate Socrates as doll (that’s a philosophy in-joke there). Even those dreary Victorian Utilitarians get a make-over as a slick barbershop quartet. It’s no joke that Philosophy in-jokes do dominate, but I can assure you that the humour will have everyone laughing. The philosophers will be those noticeable for their giggles continuing a moment or two longer than everyone else.

This is a musical, I hear you say, so where are the spectacles? Pretty much every scene, really. And if that’s not sufficient, prepare to be dazzled by the time vortex, which has demanded the O’Reilly’s biggest lighting budget
ever. In fact, everything you’d expect in a musical is here, from the character stereotypes to the dance. One thing that particularly impressed me is that all of the musical score is original – there’s no amateur business going on here, pinching music from existing musicals and writing philosophical lyrics to it.

Having filled this space with my enthusiasm for the concept, I should say something of the acting: everything I saw was top-notch. I would urge all you non-philosophers to give this intriguing performance a go; and, as for you philosophers, well, you have no excuse!

RAG organises Hitchhiking challenge

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Oxford’s RAG committee is liaising with The Hitch, an annual event organized by Link Community Development. LCD is a charity working in Sub-Saharan Africa to improve the quality of education.

Participants can either follow the Croatia Hitch, covering 900 miles and seven countries in six days, or the Morocco Hitch, an even longer 1200 mile journey through four countries in eight days.  Both span a fascinating range of cultures and promise unforgettable travel experience.  

Florence Avery, head of this year’s RAG committee, said, “Our aim is quite simple – to raise as much money for LCD as possible, while offering students a fantastic travel opportunity!”

Avery also told Cherwell that she chose this particular event due to the integrity of the charity involved as “all the money you fundraise goes directly to the cause”.

Over 8000 people have taken part in the Hitch since it begun in 1992, travelling almost 10,000 miles in total – more than 400 times around the world.  Together they have raised over £4,000,000 for LCD. The Hitch is a uniquely safe way to experience hitchhiking because of the degree of care taken over the safety of every individual.

All 8000 people returned without any serious incidents. Girls are encouraged to travel with a male and numerous help lines are provided for emergencies.  Members are tracked via GPS on their mobile phones – a text is sent to them each day, enabling the overseers to work out where they are.  One participant was delighted by this tracking system, claiming, “It was fantastic – I wish I could have it permanently on all three of my children!” 

Students will be given the opportunity to talk to those who have done it before and information about how to maximise their sponsorship.

Feedback from students who have completed the challenge is positive.  Max Harris, a Jesus student who did the Morocco Hitch last year, described it as not just ‘great fun’ but also a useful learning experience.  It’s ‘a fairly lengthy hitch-hike, so you have the opportunity to really hone your ability to convince strangers to give you a lift for free.’  He also stressed the unique opportunity that hitchhiking offers for ending up in unexpected places: “My friends and I ended up in rural Spain, sampling a beer in a pub full of locals confused by the presence of tourists in their tiny village.”

Preview: They Will Be Red

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Cherwell’s Verdict:
“An organic piece of theatre”

It’s a confident producer who can advertise a play not as “a polished final product”, but rather as “a piece of theatre that is alive and growing.” But, however counter-intuitive and humble this might be, it seems to be working.

They Will Be Red is a two-hander: Maisie Richardson-Sellers plays Anna, an ecologist battling the ash tree dieback, while the narrator and every character with whom the ecologist interacts is played by Nick Williams. Despite the commonest use of narrators in drama being in school nativity plays, this actually works quite well. The pace is maintained by rapid interchanges of character for narrator and back again, and the narratorial comments he offers can be very witty.

The flip-side of this is that it makes Williams’s part excruciatingly difficult to play. Within split-seconds he has to morph into another character, and then, barely with time to establish one, he has to change again. There was another fortnight of rehearsals to go when I saw them in action, and Williams needs to work on executing these swaps. I felt that his attempt at Anna’s mother was rather imprecise and needed to be refined.

All these comments about characters and the narrator might imply that there is a stable script to They Will Be Red. In fact, there isn’t, and nor will there be. Each night it’s performed, the cast are aiming to make it about ten per cent different. At the moment only about a fifth has been fixed, and the play is emerging through an unconventional rehearsal process. The cast have been off to Wytham Wood, a university woodland west of Oxford, to play around in the leaves and work out their characters.

The rest of the time is based aroud improvisation, and occasionally a good line or idea will come out of the process that Milja Fenger, the writer-director, will latch on to, and permanently lock into the script. While I was there, they performed a scene where Anna is nine years old, and I was invited to contribute ideas for the cast to improvise around: Richardson-Sellers, not knowing what was coming, seamlessly dealt with my suggestions of Pokémon cards and traffic light jelly.

Unlike most Burton Taylor shows, the set won’t just be a table, two chairs and some paperback books. The trees that Anna loves will be recreated with wooden sculptures and the floor will be covered with several inches of bark.

An organic piece of theatre, this certainly is, but it might end up being far more polished than most BT shows.

Palin made honorary member of Exeter JCR

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Students at Exeter have voted to pass a motion asking comedian and alumnus of Brasenose College Michael Palin to become an honorary member of the JCR.

It is hoped that the invite will mean Mr Palin’s attendance at Exeter’s Ball Launch Party on the 29th January, with the motion stating that “all JCR members should feel welcome to attend the Orient Express Ball and Ball Launch, including Mr Palin.”

The motion goes on, “Michael Palin is a distinguished man and would be an excellent JCR member. The JCR has the power to appoint Honourary Members according to Section B.5 of the Constitution.”

Matt Slomka, who is amenities officer for the Exeter college ball and proposed the motion, told Cherwell, “Big Mike is a great guy who we’ve always thought would enjoy sampling the delights of the JCR and Ball. Some other suggestions were to invite Anne Hathaway but frankly she would Palin to insignificance beside him.”

It was whilst at Oxford that Palin first got involved with comedy, teaming up with his long-time partner, Terry Jones. He also became a member of the Oxford Revue at this time, then known as ‘the et ceteras’. He graduated from Brasenose in 1965 with a degree in Modern History, before rising to fame as part of the ‘Monty Python’ comedy troupe, with his personal contributions including the fish slapping dance and the (in)famous dead-parrot sketch. Following the end of that comedy series, the former Python made travel documentaries for the BBC, including ‘New Europe’, during which he travels across Central and Eastern Europe.

Edward Nickell, in charge of marketing for the Exeter ball, explained to Cherwell how this led to Palin’s invite: “Adam Baxter, our Orient Express Ball President, met Michael Palin in Blackwells at a book signing. Michael Palin has some great stories about his travels and lots of our JCR members are huge fans not only of his comedy but also his series ‘Around the World in 80 Days’. We’ve been thinking about having Michael Palin as a JCR member for some time now, but we realised that this ball, which is themed as a journey from European opulence through to the exotic luxury of the Orient, was exactly the sort of journey that we know Mr Palin enjoys.”
 
He continued, “I fully expect to see Mr Palin at a JCR meeting this year, in my letter to him I have made the dates of meetings very clear. Perhaps he might be around at a welfare tea too, I’ve told him that as an Honourary JCR member he is welcome to make full use of our vending machines, microwave, television and emergency contraceptive supply.

“The JCR were certainly all in favour of Mr Palin’s attendance of the Ball and his JCR membership, the vote was unanimous! Of course, some members were dismayed that other individuals have not yet been bestowed with the honour of Exeter JCR membership, there was a vocal campaign for Anne Hathaway’s membership. In light of her performance in Les Mis one of our JCR members will certainly be inviting her to the Ball. Though she doesn’t have Twitter, so her invitation will have to come via Russell Crowe.”

Mehdi’s kebab van loses its licence

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Mehdi’s Kebab Van on the High Street had its licence revoked by Oxford City Council on Monday.

The owners, Mehdi Karrouchi and Wadeya Karrouchi, have breached their street trading conditions a number of times over the past year, with complaints over lack of compliance with food safety and fire safety regulations, and over employing non-registered workers.

Despite several notices from council officials and meetings by the Council Licensing & Registration Subcommittee to discuss how to respond to the breaches, the siblings failed to make the required changes.

During the latest visit by council staff, one of the two employees was not registered. Samantha Howell, Licensing Officer, complained about the “dirty” van, especially the floor, which was used to store frozen chips and was covered with cardboard. Lack of protective clothing, the absence of a fire extinguisher and “out of date” first aid equipment were also criticised.

The Karrouchis were censured for storing raw burgers next to drinks cans in the fridge. Officers said there were problems with the “food safety management system, food business registration, fridges and freezers at home, disinfecting water containers, hot water supply, washing vegetables, overclothing, hand washing, chopping boards and waste disposal”.

Huseyin Cacan, who works at Mehdi’s as a chef, disagreed with the council’s findings, showing Cherwell what he claimed were valid working permits for the staff, as well as his cooking qualifications and fire safety equipment.

He stated, “I disagree with the council; I think they’re wrong. I don’t care about Mehdi’s; if this closes, maybe someone won’t give me a job. That’s a problem for me.” He also defended his working practices: “I’m a proper chef, and have been for nearly 12 years. I think it’s a bit wrong. All my customers love me.” 

Mr Karrouchi has been working in the same spot since 1994, and took over the business from his father. The City Council claims that complaints have been going back to 2007.

A spokesperson for Oxford City Council told Cherwell, “A Street Trading Consent can only be issued for up to 12 months. Every March, street traders submit a new application to trade for the forthcoming 12 months.” 

Mehdi’s had its licence renewed in March despite noise complaints from Oriel College. At the time, the Council also criticised the owners for breaching terms of waste disposal and parking outside its designated space.

Second year History student Russell Newton said, “Mehdi’s being closed will decimate my already dangerously unbalanced diet. I’ll also have to find a whole new queue to lose faith in humanity in.”

Two skeletons found in Wadham back quad

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THE REMAINS of two human bodies have been found in Wadham College by builders completing renovation work on site. 

Wadham Warden Ken MacDonald sent an email to students, stating, “You may know that skeletal human remains have been uncovered by the contractor excavating an area by the Elephant Gate to complete drainage improvement works. The police were called as standard procedure when human remains are unexpectedly found. As expected, the archaeologist asked to attend the scene confirmed that the skeletal remains are archaeological.”

After initial investigations, Thames Valley Police confirmed that “there were no suspicious circumstances” as it is believed the remains are at least 100 years old. However, if it is revealed that the bodies are under 40 years old then forensic experts will have to begin a criminal investigation. 

A modern bullet case was also found in the same area a day before the first body was unearthed. A contractor took the bullet as a memento, not knowing that the site would turn into a potential crime scene the next day. The bullet was returned and examined, but police have since deemed it as being unconnected to the bodies. 

MacDonald confirmed, “A modern shell casing found by the contractor the day before the skeletal remains were uncovered is not connected with the burials.

“The current view from the archaeologist is that the human remains are two burials, probably from the time when the site was part of the precinct of the medieval Austin Friary. As the contractor has to dig a deeper trench, the archaeologist is excavating, recording and removing the burials over the next few days. The removal of the burials is being undertaken sensitively, in line with archaeological procedures.” 

The first skeleton was found on Wednesday morning lying intact, lengthways, as if it had been buried in a coffin. The discovery of a second body on Thursday has led the investigative team to suspect that the priory site could be bigger than previously supposed.

Glenn Milner, who has been working on the site, told Cherwell that the archaeologists have “put the second body on hold” whilst they ascertain the identity of the first, and therefore aren’t releasing any information about it. They continued, “As the archaeologists find out more about the bodies, they will issue information over the next few days. We know everyone’s very curious to find out what’s been going on.” 

Roseanne Chantiluke, a second-year French and Spanish student at Wadham, said, “It’s quite disconcerting to know I’ve been walking on people’s heads all this time. But the case is also intriguing; it’s all a bit of a mystery.”

Jeremy Stothart, a Wadham PPE student, commented, “It’s left me wondering how many skeletons are down there or if there’s been some sort of atrocity committed in the past which has been covered up.

“Obviously, with the room ballot now going on, people will be very reluctant to choose staircase nine. I’ve also heard from several people that the staircase is haunted.”