Monday 6th April 2026
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Keble’s welfare condom-drum

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Students have called for the return of condoms to Keble JCR’S welfare stash, after a hundred were stolen in first week. The condoms were taken from the sports cupboard,  and have not yet been replaced.
 
In a JCR meeting, Keble’s JCR welfare reps, Andy Paine and Ellen Peihl, reported, “Stolen condoms. This is theft – they cost money.” In the meeting it was also reported that “Some [condoms] have been pidged to people with notes, which is unacceptable, but [there have been] no complaints yet.” The welfare team stated that if there are any complaints about the anonymously pidged condoms, “the deans will likely get involved.”
 
One JCR member told Cherwell that the notes accompanying the pidged condoms were “quite insulting”.
 
Keble’s welfare reps declined to comment to Cherwell.
 
James Newton, Keble’s JCR president, told Cherwell, “Their disappearance is a shame. We buy the condoms so that everyone in college has easy access to free contraception and to see them gone is a bit depressing. Buying condoms takes up a hefty part of the Welfare team’s budget, meaning that we as a JCR are out of pocket for no real good reason.”
 
He continued, “If whoever it was wanted condoms and had asked we would have given them plenty – even if they wanted 30, 40, or 50, I’m sure that would’ve been fine. But whoever needs hundreds of condoms is either having an absolutely great time or (more likely) doesn’t know how to use them properly.”
 
Newton stated that, because nobody had complained about the notes alongside the pidged condoms, “we can’t act upon any of them and since we brought it up with the JCR they have stopped.”
 
One Keble fresher told Cherwell, “I don’t quite know how anyone can possibly dream of getting through 200 condoms. It’s clearly either somebody vastly overcompensating for a lack of success, or just a practical joke that’s stealing from our JCR budget.“
 
They added, “Some members of the JCR seem to think that there are multiple culprits due to the assortment of sizes that have been pinched. If it is just a joke, we’d quite like our condoms back.”
 
Another Keble student commented, “Having free condoms is great, but it’s vital that they’re easy to get hold of. College contraceptive provision should be readily available at any time of day or night, so as to deter students from risking unprotected sex.”

Student loses to RON in Wadham SU elections

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A Wadham student’s controversial ideas seem to have lost him the recent election for Wadham SU Treasurer. Last week, certain Wadhamites reacted to the “ridiculously offensive” nature of his campaign by ripping down posters from the Library door and the campaign strategy which the student had hoped “would make people talk” seemed to backfire at the elections last Friday. He lost out to the two other candidates, with even RON receiving 23 more votes overall than him.

The winning candidate, Olivia Allen, holds clearly opposing views; her manifesto read: “As someone who would love to indulge in more slutwalks and likes nothing more than a bit of Oxford Left-wing nonsense I would like you to consider me as your next SU Treasurer.”

The student’s campaign sparked debate when he condemned the use of college money to fund transport to Slutwalk, and to support Oxford Left Review and Oxford Radical Forum. His poster slogan read: “Fight Wadham’s Far Left, vote [for him] as YOUR Treasurer’ and his manifesto called for fairer distribution of college funds to the whole student body, especially those ‘who are too busy to waste their time at SU meetings debating bureaucratic and ideological motions’.”

Wadham JCR President Jahni Emmanuel commented on his defeat in the election: “I don’t think it was inevitable – I think the reason he lost was not necessarily because the posters were offensive, but because they illustrated some of his ideas which were quite controversial and not particularly popular.”

Asked whether she believed that the ripping down of posters had affected the election results, she responded “I think it was bad that the posters were removed but I don’t think it impacted on the result of the election – many of them were left up, and even the ones which were removed were in place for a significant amount of time beforehand. Furthermore, more posters were out and up after the initial ones were torn down.”

When we contacted the student, he said that “he was disappointed by the turnout.” Out of 600 students, there was only a voter turnout of 147 students. He proceeded to say that “only 11% [of Wadham student population] voted for Olivia. I will be sad to see the £30k+ intended for the other 89% students blown on more ‘slut-walks and left-wing nonsense’.”

It does seem dissapointing that only a quarter of students, approximately, voted in the elections but in a college where Feminism and Left wing views are clearly held – they recently passed a ‘zero tolerance’ sexual assault motion – it seems unlikely that his views would have ever gained mass support.

“Google, pay your taxes!”

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Oxord residents have protested about a talk given by two speakers from Google at the Sheldonian Theatre.

Eric Schmidt, Executive Chairman of Google, and Jared Cohen, Director of Google Ideas discussed “their vision for the future” at the talk on Tuesday.

The talk was an event organised by the University’s Blavatnik School of Government.

A protest held outside the Sheldonian included a man alleging that Google avoids tax. A banner read, “Google pay your taxes.”

The protestor addressed the public walking past with a loudspeaker.
The man, who wished to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “Oxford University shouldn’t be accommodating such a villain.”

He added, “Google should pay tax. People paying welfare are blamed for the economic downturn, but it is corporate tax avoiders who are to blame.”

Eric Schmidt stated “First, corporation tax should be paid on a company’s profits, not its revenues… Second, politicians – not companies – set the rules… Third, given the intensity of the debate, not just in the UK but also in America and elsewhere, international tax law could almost certainly benefit from reform.”

At the time of going to press, the University had not responded to Cherwell’s request for a comment.

Exeter fail to sell student housing

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Exeter College has failed to sell off nine student houses on the Iffley road after they have been on the market for nearly a year.

The houses, valued at around £6.5million, have been up for sale since August 2012 yet have failed to attract a buyer. The plots comprise 76 student bedrooms but are being marketed as suitable for Ê»total redevelopmentʼ.

It is unclear why the college intends to sell the properties in the middle of its much-publicised lack of student housing and ensuing controversy over new accommodation overlooking Worcester college.

“The sale has been known around College for ages,” commented Exeter JCR President, Edward Nickell. He went on to say that students will be living in six of the nine houses next year, with the other three, comprising 24 rooms in total, being sold.

“Exeter are selling rooms to buy rooms – the 24 rooms being sold on the Iffley road will help to finance the 90 rooms planned in Central Oxford. This has meant that the net gain of rooms isnʼt as high as students would want, but the rooms will be much closer to the city centre,” he continued.

“The housing shortage is my priority, but College is also pleased weʼll have fewer dank and subterranean teaching rooms than Exonians currently put up with,” he added.

Christopher Aquilina, spokesman for surveyor AOS Studley Spring4, which is marketing the site, said when the houses went on sale that “Oxfordʼs residential market has bucked the trend for the rest of the country by promoting the fundamentals of the city, such as having the best university in the world, so the college see it as a good time to explore their options.”

“We havenʼt had any firm offers yet but we have had loads of interest, from a lot of private investors and developers.”, he added.

The houses fall within the St Clementʼs and Iffley Road conservation area which limits the development potential of the properties.

Electric current to the brain improves maths ability

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Researcher’s from Oxford University’s Experimental Psychology department have discovered that small electric pulses to the brain can improve memory, learning and mathematic ability.

The researchers, led by Dr Roi Cohen Kadosh, applied small electric currents to volunteers for just 20 minutes for 5 days. They found that after receiving the treatment, volunteer’s  vision, memory, decision-making, problem-solving, language and focusing skills were all improved, with the effects lasting for up to six months.

Dr Cohen Kadosh, who has been working on brain stimulation for the last 7 years, explained how the experiment works: ‘We place two electrodes on regions that we know are involved in maths processing. It is not a shock, it is a very subtle electrical current, which many do not even feel.

 ‘The brain is working on electricity, and I wanted to examine if changing the responsiveness of the brain by applying electricity to it in brain regions that are critical for maths could improve its function.

‘It seems that the brain works more efficiently when it is stimulated than when it is not, as evaluated by tools that assess blood oxygenation. But we still need to know the exact mechanisms’

He pointed out that the current research is not a treatment but an experiment. However he hoped the work could apply in real life situations. ‘If it will appear to be safe and successful, it could be used in different settings (e.g., tutorials for those with learning difficulties), until then I would not advice using this at home.’

Close competition for Keble JCR presidency

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The recent election of a new Keble JCR president has caused controversy as the Sean Ford, the winning candidate, received fewer first preference votes than his only competitor for the presidency.

Keble uses the Single Transferable Vote (STV) system to elect its president with JCR members ranking the candidates numerically, including the option to Re-Open Nominations (RON), according to their preferences.

Although Alex Connolly, a first-year historian at Keble, received one more first preference vote than Ford, his total of seventy eight votes left him just under the fifty per cent support required in order to become elected.

This meant that the three voters who chose RON as their first preference had their next preference votes counted in a second round. One of them chose no second preference and the other two selected Ford as their second choice, taking Ford’s total of votes up to seventy nine and winning him the presidency.

Sean Ford, winner of the election and a first-year PPEist at Keble, told Cherwell, “I was elected by the rules of the constitution. I do not see how the process can be more legitimate. The point of STV is that someone will be elected who has a majority of the JCR’s support.”

He added, “No matter what the system, if Alex and I had been as close as we were, then the result may seem controversial but at the end of it, we can only work with the method the constitution lays out.”

Ford also defended the importance of being able to vote for RON in JCR elections. He said, “Sometimes those nominated are not up to the standards of the JCR. It is important that we have the option to reject candidates.”

Alex Connolly, the losing candidate, told Cherwell, “The constitution is clear as to how the voting system works so I have no grounds for formal complaint, but having said this, it was a very, very unsatisfactory way to lose.”

James Newton, the outgoing JCR President, commented, “Keble JCR conducts its elections through Single Transferable Vote. This system has been in use for well over five years in Keble and its procedure is laid out clearly in Appendix A. Last week’s elections were carried out in full accordance with these procedures and each successful candidate was duly elected.”

A fresher studying PPE at Keble, said, “I think it must have been just about the closest run thing ever, as close as a Grand National photo finish. Which makes sense as both Sean and Alex would have done a fantastic job as President and they both had pretty strong fan bases.

She added, “People have said that it was unfair; maybe so, maybe not, but it is really great to have had an election where literally every vote and second vote counted. And if I’m honest, I am glad to see a PPEist back in a position of power.”

Women’s cricket cuppers cancelled when only one team fielded

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Women’s cricket cuppers was cancelled this past weekend, as only one college, Balliol, was able to field a team. 

Katie Longo, Balliol co-captain and MPhil in Modern British and European History, placed part of the blame on the lack of pitch time given to women, relative to men’s teams, citing a Catch-22: because women don’t get enough pitch time, not enough women come out to play cricket, and because not enough women come out to play, more pitch time is not allocated. 

Cuppers was scheduled to take place over the course of one day last weekend. Longo criticised the one-day format, stating that it limits the number of matches that can be played, stifling the ability of non-cricketeers to pick up the sport. 

Torrential rain also played a role this term, as cuppers had to be postponed to this weekend, from the original date of Sunday of 4th week, forcing cancellations from cricketeers unavailable on the later date.

Student suffers baseball bat attack

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Astudent was attacked with a baseball bat on Saturday in what has been described as an “unprovoked attack”.
 
The assault took place just outside St Hilda’s College after two students got into an argument with a man in a car. As they cycled back into college, the man followed the pair and assaulted one of them on the shoulder.
 
The student, who asked to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “I find it strange that someone would carry a baseball bat around with them, waiting for something like this to happen.”
 
A Thames Valley Police spokesperson confirmed, “A man was cycling along Cowley Place near St Hilda’s College in Oxford at around 8.10pm last Saturday (18/5), when a car believed to be a silver vauxhall vectra pulled up in front of him and a man got out of the car and assaulted him with a baseball bat.”
 
They added, “If anyone witnessed the attack, they are asked to contact Oxford police station using 101.”
 
One St Hilda’s student commented, “It seems like a completely unprovoked attack. No one is safe.”

Telethon donation sees Brasenose annexe equipped with wifi

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Students living in Brasenose College’s Frewin Annexe, which adjoins the Oxford Union, are soon to benefit from the installation of Wi-Fi due to the donation of £2,000 from a college alumnus.

The former student of Brasenose, who matriculated in 1999 and has since gone into IT, was contacted by second year James Johnson during a Telethon which took place in March.

The alumnus explained why he had decided to donate the money to Brasenose, saying, “I had always intended on ‘one day’ donating to Brasenose, and it so happened that I could afford to make a donation this year, so I decided that I would.

“I didn’t want to make a donation just for it to be added to a big pot of cash and disappear – I wanted to feel that by donating, I could make something happen that otherwise would not have happened.

“I was at Brasenose when ethernet was installed in student rooms, and I remember that when I went to Frewin in my second year, the ethernet rollout didn’t catch up until after Christmas. For me and friends, being able to have a fast, reliable internet connection made a huge difference to our university experience.”

James Johnson, who studies History and Politics, told Cherwell, “The installation of Wi-Fi in Frewin is a very exciting development from the College, and many Frewin residents are grateful to the alumnus and excited for its inception.

“It was fantastic to speak to the alumnus over the phone and I greatly enjoyed being a part of the Brasenose Telethon which, as well as other similar projects across the university, underpin such beneficial improvements to student and college life.”

The alumnus added, “It’s good to hear from current students, and I felt James did a good job of chatting about life around the college and what’s changed since I was there (and what’s stayed the same).

“The Telethon is intrusive, yes, but it’s not unexpected and if the students making contact are friendly and engaging, not just reading off a script, then it’s pleasant enough.”

Brasenose student and Frewin resident Frances Gosling said, “It’s great news, and as a Frewin resident I know it’ll have a really positive impact on academic and social life.”

The Frewin Annexe houses second, third and fourth year undergraduate students. The Wi-Fi is expected to be installed at some point in the next academic year.

Uncertainty over renovations to Corpus housing

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Plans to renovate Corpus Christi’s New Building may have to be put on hold, amidst doubts as to whether the building is soon to be listed.

The college had planned to renovate the first-year accommodation in the Hilary Term of next year. However, recent developments mean this may change.

Writing in an email sent to Corpus’ students, JCR President Patricia Stephenson said, “I’ve recently been informed by College that the New Building plans may have to be postponed because it might become listed. The College are in the process of finding out if that’s going to happen.”

She added, “Don’t get your hopes up, because this isn’t a confirmed decision. I want to avoid any rumours getting out about what is happening by addressing this directly, that’s why I’m telling you now.”

The plans for New Building had been causing controversy amongst some Corpus students, who felt that the renovation of the building would cause disruption next Hilary, when some of them have exams.

The news that the New Building may become listed, then, has come as a welcome surprise for some as it may result in the postponement or cancelation of the building work.

What it results in for students at the moment is a suspension of the ballot for next year’s Hilary and Trinity accommodation, which had been separated from the ballot for Michaelmas accommodation ballot because of the planned renovation.

In response to the query that the planned work on the New Building may cause disruption to students with exams, Corpus’ JCR President Patricia Stephenson and the Accommodation Officer Vicki Halsall said, “It is unfortunate that the building works are happening during our time at Corpus due to the disruption of current years, but it is a necessity which will ultimately benefit future students at Corpus, and it is nice to see how accommodating the JCR are being.”