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Muamba – a ‘reminder’ that sport doesn’t really matter?

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Aside from everything else that Twitter has brought to the world of sport through its instantaneous insights into the inner thoughts of our nation’s sporting ‘heroes’ (Joey Barton springs to mind), nowhere is the recent outpouring of well-wishing and togetherness following the collapse of Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba more clearly demonstrated. Footballers, perennially criticized for their well-publicized misdemeanors, seem to have pulled together in reaction to a tragedy that has befallen one of their own.

However, a worrying trend can be detected in claims that the tragedy on Sunday ‘puts things into perspective’ and that ‘some things are more important than football’. Well, obviously. Bill Shankly claimed that football was more important than a ‘matter of life and death’, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t.  It is 22 men running around on a field, irrespective of the high of a last minute winner enjoyed with your closest friends or thousands of fans, or the lows. Football fans of this generation can recall with ease England’s heartbreaking exit from every tournament since they were a toddler, and remember with a shudder the time they cried when Bolo Zenden’s penalty robbed their beloved Bolton Wanderers of Carling Cup glory in 2004 (oh, just me then). For everything that football offers as the nation’s game, however sewn it is into the fabric of the nation, and the happiness, or indeed, pain, it causes millions, it is ludicrous to suggest that football’s importance is such that it takes an unsavoury incident to jolt us into seeing that football isn’t actually that important after all.

Muamba’s father was granted asylum in Britain as his life would have been endangered by a return to Zaire (now the Democratic Republic of the Congo) and his uncle was murdered. Fabrice arrived in England aged 11 unable to speak English, yet gained GCSEs, A-levels, a professional contract with Arsenal, and captained England at Under-21 level. Social mobility indeed. Fabrice Muamba’s story is both highly impressive and tragic – that someone that has achieved so much to get where he is today could be cut down. But I can’t help but think that the important point is where Muamba came from, not where he has got to. For millions, football represents an escape from the harsh realities of everyday life, and for very few, offers an opportunity to escape war-torn and failed states to ply their trade in the European leagues. Moreover, I am pretty sure that recent scandals about footballers’ private lives, never mind the Champions League, receive much more airtime and enjoy a higher priority in most people’s minds than the humanitarian crises and violence that plague the homelands of African players that make it to the Premier League.

How anyone can think that football is more important than this is beyond me, and so if this awful incident is to have any positive repercussions (aside from more stringent health regulations for footballers to reduce the chances of a repeat), it must be in the recognition that football is a past-time, a hobby, a passion, for some an occupation, and others still a business, but in the grand scheme of things something that isn’t that important.

That said, who is ever going to forget the feeling of that wonder-goal from outside the box against Harris Manchester on a desolate sports ground somewhere in Oxford hungover from the Bridge the previous night? Life doesn’t provide us with these moments, sport does. The penalty shoot-out heartbreak, the sense of camaraderie, and the blind overwhelming joy at a last-minute winner. Sport will always be important for those of us who love it, but we should never lose sight of its proper place. No matter how much we love the game, it is trivial.

For those that might interpret this as a bit of an attack on sport, that is not the case. A man who still regards defeat in the finals of the under 15 and under 16 Lancashire Cup as traumatic experiences from which recovery is still an ongoing, indefinite process is in no position to preach about the insignificance and futility of sport. Rather the point is that the idea that the Muamba tragedy somehow serves to reminds us what is important about life is absurd. Irrespective of this incident, and irrespective of how much we love football, it is just a game, and as such is removed from the vagaries of life. Perhaps this is a reason behind its popularity – no matter what is going on at school, at home or at work, the beautiful game and your team is always there to provide a sense of grounding and stability. Although it might feel to some people that football (or any other sport) is the most important thing in the world, it isn’t. Someone please remind me of this come Euro 2012 or when trying to balance getting a degree with the quest for JCR (Reserves) Premier Division glory.

Worcester best St Anne’s in 7th week scrap

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On Friday of Seventh Week, a Blue-studded Worcester eleven overcame underdogs St Anne’s in this year’s Cuppers final. The match itself was a bit of a damp squib. Despite the evident quality in both sides the passes did not flow, and the game was rather characterised by aerial challenges and big tackles, fittingly decided by one of the most delightful shin-rollers Iffley Road has ever seen.

It was a shame that the game did not live up to the occasion. Anne’s, not used to such a stage, were out in force and in fine vocal fettle, belittling the normally vociferous Worcester fans by almost two-to-one. Conducted by a huge novelty beaver the Anne’s crowd belted out anthem after anthem, providing a cracking atmosphere for what transpired to be a dour game.
For the majority of the game it was difficult to see which team had strolled to the final and resided in the top echelon of college football and which had battled to Iffley Road on penalties, and were playing in the gloomy depths of the JCR Third tier. Worcester were fielding nine players that had represented the university, yet they were unable to string a series of passes together as Anne’s harried and harassed them in midfield. The first half was a non-event and at the break the score was unchanged, with neither side looking dangerous other than at the odd set piece.
So this continued until the hour mark. Anne’s defence, marshalled by Blue Rob Price, held defiantly firm, until one of Healey’s long throws finally made the difference. Tom Phelan found himself in a yard of space and shinned a half-cleared ball past the despairing Gardner. It was not a goal befitting of a cup final, but certainly summed up the quality of football on display, and sent the Worcester fans into raptures. It was also a personal triumph for Phelan, who had been on the receiving end of some of the more offensive chanting from the Mint Green Army.
The goal seemed to come too late for Anne’s who were unable to form any sort of response. In truth Worcester’s defence never looked uncomfortable throughout the final exchanges, and after a series of corners and long balls, the whistle went. Worcester had triumphed for the second year running, and the legions of Anne’s fans were momentarily silenced. 
As the trophy was presented the M.G.A. were left wondering what could have been were it not for the width of a shinpad, and Worcester were dreaming of a third successive triumph next year. It seems that they are already the team to beat for next year’s competition. 

It was a shame that the game did not live up to the occasion. Anne’s, not used to such a stage, were out in force and in fine vocal fettle, belittling the normally vociferous Worcester fans by almost two-to-one. Conducted by a huge novelty beaver the Anne’s crowd belted out anthem after anthem, providing a cracking atmosphere for what transpired to be a dour game.

For the majority of the game it was difficult to see which team had strolled to the final and resided in the top echelon of college football and which had battled to Iffley Road on penalties, and were playing in the gloomy depths of the JCR Third tier. Worcester were fielding nine players that had represented the university, yet they were unable to string a series of passes together as Anne’s harried and harassed them in midfield. The first half was a non-event and at the break the score was unchanged, with neither side looking dangerous other than at the odd set piece.

So this continued until the hour mark. Anne’s defence, marshalled by Blue Rob Price, held defiantly firm, until one of Healey’s long throws finally made the difference. Tom Phelan found himself in a yard of space and shinned a half-cleared ball past the despairing Gardner. It was not a goal befitting of a cup final, but certainly summed up the quality of football on display, and sent the Worcester fans into raptures. It was also a personal triumph for Phelan, who had been on the receiving end of some of the more offensive chanting from the Mint Green Army.

The goal seemed to come too late for Anne’s who were unable to form any sort of response. In truth Worcester’s defence never looked uncomfortable throughout the final exchanges, and after a series of corners and long balls, the whistle went. Worcester had triumphed for the second year running, and the legions of Anne’s fans were momentarily silenced. 

As the trophy was presented the M.G.A. were left wondering what could have been were it not for the width of a shinpad, and Worcester were dreaming of a third successive triumph next year. It seems that they are already the team to beat for next year’s competition. 

What the Folk?

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Harbouring a penchant for socks and sandals? Partial to the odd tankard of home brewed ale?

If so, it’s time to dust off that Morris dancing outfit and whack out the accordion (don’t pretend you don’t have both) ahead of the return of the Oxford Folk Weekend on 20th-22nd April 2012. Taking place at the newly refurbished Old Fire Station in addition to various venues across Oxford, the three day festival promises to be a colourful riot of ceilidhs, craft fairs and folk infused concerts.

With organisers eager to cast off the perception of folk music as the reserve of fusty, grey-haired, ale-swilling eccentrics, headlining the Sunday will be Mawkin, the (comparatively) youthful three-times-BBC Folk Award nominated five-piece following in the footsteps of Seth Lakeman and Dry the River et al. Describing themselves as ‘folk rebels’, (N.B Cherwell can find nothing more dissident than a lack of beards) Mawkin look set to liven up the traditional folk canon and reinvigorate Oxford’s underground folk music scene.

Performing alongside Mawkin will be artists including Ian Giles, Telling the Bees, Emily Spiers and the Tunesmiths and Jamie Huddlestone. Oxford’s self-proclaimed ‘glam-folk legend’ James Bell will also be taking to the stage on the Saturday, no doubt providing blessed relief for those bemoaning Oxford’s current spate of glam-folk legends. Still, while it’s easy to poke fun at the idiosyncrasy of folk festivals, their influence on today’s music industry is unarguable. With the meteoric rise of neo-folk artists such as Mumford and Sons and Laura Marling, arguably folk music is instrumental in tapping into a wider rejection of the commercialism of mainstream music. At a grassroots level, this has seen a resurgence in local community-led festivals across Britain, spearheaded by the ever- popular Cambridge Folk Festival, celebrating traditional folk music at its most basic and intrinsic level.

So best forget the looming essay crisis, start cultivating that facial hair (applies to both sexes) and prepare to embrace the unbridled folk revelry that the Folk Weekend Oxford 2012 promises. Clog dancing optional.

http://www.folkweekendoxford.co.uk/

Working 9(th week) to 5?

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Eighth week is always a mild trauma for any Oxbridge student. It’s a given fact. The average student experiences an involuntary devolution from sophisticated achiever, and general man-about-town, into a grunting, sulky Neanderthal. We’re tired, we’re hungry, our brain power is running solely on the embittered dregs of whatever hasn’t been argued out of it, and, perhaps worst of all, our bank balance is tiptoeing dangerously closer to the overdraft limit.

It’s a scary state to be in. So we do what any other reasonable student would do in the circumstances. We take the last week to bankrupt ourselves. Any remaining gold is spent on consecutive nights out, on our post-Park End kebab, and on that final rush around the city centre, justifying any expensive buy with the excuse that, quite frankly, we deserve it. 

What now though? We’ve returned to our places of origin having committed fiscal self-destruction.  Our next student loan won’t be flattering our bank balances for at least another month, and our bartering skills simply aren’t finely tuned enough for us to haggle our way around life.

There’s only one option: it’s time to get a job.  It’s time to gingerly venture outside the gooey bubble of Oxford, and enter into what the next generation calls ‘the real world.’ Here at Cherwell we’ve explored some of the alternative ways in which you can earn some extra dollar, without the need to grovel at your parents’ feet. Trust us, your bank balance will thank you for it.

Working at a cafe/bar

Difficulty: medium — impossible (subject to boss)

You’ve heard your parents and/or overbearing friends railing at you to go and hand out CVs to miscellaneous eateries in the local area, in the hopes of a) providing a reason for the lack of revision occurring or b) for parents, stemming the fairly continual flow of requests for money, since student loans really aren’t meant to cover vacations, right?

Probably the best thing to do here if you want to get started quickly is to look for the small businesses: large chains tend to have a much more tedious application process whereas popping into your local cafe might land you an immediate interview with the owner.

One irritating thing that is a common turn-off for this kind of thing is the inevitable question: “…but do you have any experience?” Honest response: “Clearly not. As you probably guessed from your appraisal of me as I walked in the door, the most experience I’ve had of making cocktails is mixing vodka, coke and that thing that‘s been in the cupboard for ages in an empty plastic bottle, pre-Wahoo.” Although not an advisable opening statement, don’t worry — this (or some variation) is true for probably 80% of hopefuls applying for this kind of position. Just don’t say it.

Expect patronising instruction from a vaguely senior barista or the like who is probably revelling in his or her authority. Also prepare for the handful of embarrassing moments of ineptitude in front of customers, usually involving dropping/damaging something (or someone) important. Expect sluggish business at the beginnings and ends of days that make you wonder why you’re up this early or why the b****h in the corner won’t leave so you can close up.

Benefits: being able to answer smugly to any future potential employee who demands “experience”, the all-important tips earned from either grateful customers or simply predatory regulars, and of course, the heart-warming experience of working with and for your fellow human beings. Or possibly not. Either way you’re going to need to be able to run around, make coffee, and apologise for other people’s mistakes tirelessly.

Hospitality Agency

Difficulty: Medium

Working for a hospitality agency, also known in its less pretentious form as events company, usually involves embracing the role of esteemed waiter or ‘catering assistant’ for temporary events across the country. Type ‘hospitality agency’ into our good friend Google and thousands of potential agencies will be a few clicks and a CV away from joining. You’ll be raking in the hard earned cash in no time. Once signed up to the gig, you’ll be put on the glorified mailing list, which basically means you’ll get a email every so often asking whether you can or cannot make the dates for some swag do. Easy peasy, and with no commitment necessary, some say it’s the ideal student job.

Despite the initial easiness of landing the gig (many employers don’t even ask for the dreaded previous experience), don’t be fooled into thinking this is a trade for the faint hearted. It’s not. Entire days can be wasted making copious cups of obscure herbal tea for guests who openly refer to you as “the help” or opening packet after packet of Jacob’s Cream Crackers (since certain guests — normally in certain income brackets – seem to have lost the ability to complete such manual labour themselves.)

To be successful at this job you need what the agencies call a “can do” attitude, and what everyone else calls the ability to pretend your having the best time of your life, when you’re not. Sorry. To succeed, then? Speaking from personal experience, never, ever cross the chef. Ever. Obey the chef and you’ll have a good time. Obey him even when he starts calling you unfortunate patronising nicknames, ‘Goldilocks,’ ‘Blondie’ and ‘Clutzo’ being my personal favourites. Despite the physical effort, working at an events company is fun, it’s sociable, it’s mad. You get to work at places a mere student would probably never set foot in otherwise. Think Henley Regatta, Silverstone, the Olympics. Oh, and the tips are pretty good too. 

Babysitting

Difficulty: Easy

Whether you love sweet little children or secretly detest them for their stickiness and runny noses, it might be worth giving babysitting a go (if you haven’t already joined the legions of teenagers who hired their services out during school years). Get your parents to ask around and see who needs to escape from their precious tots for an evening, or befriend neighbourhood families with little kids. Soon enough you should find someone who needs you.

Babysitting can be one of the easiest jobs in the world. Most of the time, you can put a compliant child to bed quite easily and look forward to an evening of watching TV, vegging out on the sofa and eating someone else’s food.  

However, any frequent babysitter can probably also regale you with horror stories. An easy job can turn tricky in an instant, and seemingly sweet children can suddenly switch. Take, for instance, the one who screamed non-stop the moment I left the room, and kept “pooping” her nappy. Or the 5 year old who kept stripping off, smothering himself in his mother’s mango body-butter, biting pillows and firing me with foam bullets. (Surprisingly enough, when I complained that my dinner was getting cold he said “oh, sorry” and went straight to bed: success!)

If it works out and you get a quiet or charming kid, you’ve got the perfect job; if it all goes horribly wrong, babysitting can at least remind you of the importance of contraception. Either way, you walk away with money in your pocket. 

Online: Surveys and Ebay

Difficulty: Easy-hard (method dependant)

Search “make money online” in any search engine, and you’ll be instantly bombarded by some of the dodgiest scams the World Wide Web has to offer. You’ll find results claiming you can make up to £500 a day by writing one or two dismissive emails, or possibly even scarier, sites that assert you can become prosperous by embarking on your very own online gambling career. Wow. But if you, clever people, filter out these scams (i.e. any quick fixes that appear too good to be true), there are some pretty easy, albeit time consuming, ways you can pocket some extra cash.

Picture the scene: you’re home alone, you have no money to buy petrol/pay for bus fare; there is little you can do except eat, sleep, and get cabin fever. You know you should probably be revising, but the pull of the internet is too great. What you need is to take some online surveys. Put your favourite American sitcom on in the background and you’ve got yourself a (strained) good time, whilst steadily regaining a positive bank balance. Market research companies are paid by other companies to gather feedback and opinions from the consumer, done by conducting online surveys. This is where you come in. You offer your highly valuable and cherished opinions and voila, cash. Be warned however, this method is highly time consuming, and you’ll probably be onto Season 3 of your favourite sitcom before you’ve made any noticeable pocket. Try sites such as ‘Survey Spot’ or ‘Toluna’ to get started.

Another, more satisfying way to use the internet for your devilish money making schemes is, undoubtedly, Ebay. As the website so charmingly puts it, “millions of people make money on Ebay every day,” and here at the Cherwell we want you to be one of them. Speaking to regular Ebay seller, Bithia Large, making money on this online marketplace is “just a case of rifling through your wardrobe and finding the odd gem that you are now too fat for/find repulsive, but will be somebody else’s dream item.” And it’s so easy to do. Sign up for your (free!) account, put your stock of unwanted personal items up for sale at either a fixed price, or up for action, and sit back. The only physical effort you have to endure is the walk to the post-office to say “Bye Bye” unwanted item, and “Hello” to a whole new, ‘richer’ you. 

JLS to Pay a Visit to Oxford’s Dreaming Spires

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Brace yourselves for enough oiled-up man cleavage to warrant its own ‘slippery surfaces’ safety sign, as boy band JLS are set to take to the stage in Oxford’s South Park this summer on Sunday, 19th August.

The r’n’b quartet, whose latest release Proud is the new single for Sports Relief 2012, will perform at six open air venues across England, in what is their most (overly) ambitious tour to date. Bringing us such lyrical gems as ‘ She makes me wanna uh oh uh oh uh oh’ and ‘They say that some things are too good to be true/ But I just hope they ain’t talking about you’  it’s perhaps fair, if unkind, to say that Oxford is not in store for an afternoon of songwriting par excellence.

Still, this will little trouble the hordes of screaming banner-bearing tweens who look set temporarily to swell the Oxford population, bringing down the average age by approximately forty years. As for the hipster brigade, well unless they can wrestle through the ‘I heart JLS 4eva’ emblazoned foam fingers, they’d best stock up on supplies of falafel and chai lattes and get bolting those doors.

But from their modest beginnings as the 2008 X Factor runner up, to launching their own range of JLS branded condoms (that perennial barometer of boy band success), one must point out that it’s a tad unfair to deride a group that has sold over 3 million albums over the course of its not-so-lengthy career. Some might even say that customarily genteel Oxford is well overdue for some torso-thrusting, shirt-popping boy band bravado of the JLS variety.

Marvin from JLS has said of the reasons behind their tour,  “We’re still a young band with a lot to prove …we had to prove ourselves every week on The X Factor, then we had to prove we were proper recording artists with our first album. Now we want to prove that wasn’t just a fluke – we’re here to stay.

Whether this sends pre-emptive paroxysms of fear into your musical sensibilities or you’re already happily humming ‘Everybody in love, put your hands up’, it’s clear that JLS have cannily exploited the current gap in the always-lucrative boy band market. On the bright side, for those who are sticking around in Oxford this August, there’s always the very real possibility that the lustful screams of their devoted fans will render the JLS vocal experience barely audible. Or if not, there’s always the underground Gladstone Link …. 

Cameron goes to Washington

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In terms of pomp and ceremony, David Cameron’s official visit to the US last week ticked all the boxes. The Prime Minister moved from champagne lunch to star-studded dinner, offering fawning praise for – and near-total agreement on – US foreign policy. In a magnificent display of the special relationship, Cameron was the first foreign leader in history to be invited on Air Force One and William Hague the first foreign politician to be allowed into the top secret National Security Agency.

Perhaps it is unsurprising that Obama should wish to put on such an impressive display of hospitality in return for that shown to him in London last year. Yet in spite of this, the trip seemed to be dominated by superficial PR opportunities. Taking Cameron to the swing state of Ohio to affirm the importance of the American ‘heartland’ and turning the official dinner into an opportunity to butter up key Democrat funders suggest an ulterior motive. 

The unbreakable partnership invoked by Obama throughout the trip indicates a marked change in policy. When Gordon Brown visited the US in 2008 the so-called ‘partnership of the heart’ saw a gift exchange of a wooden ship for a box set of DVDs. Furthermore, cables published by Wikileaks after Obama first met Cameron suggest that he dismissed his British partner as ‘a lightweight’.

As Downing Street woke up from its dream voyage, the great concern was that Cameron had restricted a future relationship with a potential Republican president. Despite Downing Street’s assertions of political neutrality, US political commentators see Cameron’s praise of Obama as endorsement for his presidency in the November election. In addition to this, his decision not to meet with any of the Republican candidates is impolite at best and dangerous at worst if, come next year, Obama is no longer in the White House. When Gordon Brown came to Washington in 2008 he met the then presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Likewise when Obama came to London before the UK elections, he met with Cameron as leader of the opposition. 

The question political commentators are now asking is how their recently affirmed friendship will translate into political reality. Could Cameron become the junior partner in a puppet relationship reminiscent of the Bush-Blair years or will their relationship turn into genuine collaboration? The President has now agreed to establish a committee to examine the one-sided US-UK extradition treaty. Time will tell whether this is mere political appeasement or real cooperation. If Obama wins the election in November, Cameron’s endorsement may turn out to be both wise and effective in setting up a context for successful Anglo-American relations. That said, if Cameron finds a new partner in Romney or perhaps another Republican, then their relationship will be damaged before it even begins.  

The East is Red No Longer

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The cherished veneer of stability that blankets China’s politics was broken this week, when one of the most controversial candidates for the next Politburo was stripped of his positions and reprimanded by senior leaders, amid allegations of corruption and abuse of power among his subordinates.

Bo Xilai, the former top official in the vast south-western city of Chongqing, had until this week been one of the few politicians in China to inspire genuine popularity among his supporters. His colleagues favour a bland uniform style, their words, clothes, and fancy Western watches all largely interchangeable. They prefer political and ideological disputes to be settled behind closed doors, leaving only a unanimous set of slogans to be presented to the public. But Bo was quite different, affecting a more populist style that brought about both his rise and his fall. He made his name with highly publicised campaigns against ‘black society’, the mafias that put bullets in many heads. Unfortunately, it was never quite clear what criminal activities had been conducted on such a vast scale as to warrant such a campaign.

More telling was Bo’s attempt to revive the mass rallies of the Cultural Revolution, an era associated with excitement as much as with terror. He drew crowds of thousands to wave red flags and sing hymns to Mao and sent mass-texts to Chongqing residents with quotes from the Great Helmsman, earning himself the contempt of China’s liberals. 

Bo brought politics back to the people. His politics appealed to what one might cautiously describe as China’s conservatives, if only in so far as they look for solutions from the past. Their beliefs are a mixed bag of left-wing economic populism, Maoist nostalgia, evocations of ‘traditional Chinese values’ and the occasional outburst of xenophobic nationalism. Their views are expressed in countless political websites as well as in more mainstream publications such as the Global Times.

Bo Xilai’s dismissal brings a reminder that pro-democracy liberals are far from the only political force in China to give the party trouble. The same left-wing groups that lionised Bo for his efforts in Chongqing lambast Party officials for being slaves to corporations. Officials are also being called spineless for their inability to stand up to Western and Japanese aggression. It was almost certainly to avoid such accusations of weakness that a swathe of left-wing websites were temporarily blocked following Bo’s dismissal. 

The real question is whether these moves against conservative groups will translate into real gains for China’s more liberal elements, such as Bo Xilai’s rival, Wang Yang. That remains to be seen, but do not expect any significant liberalisation merely because Bo has been removed. His mistake was not the ideology he promoted, but the populist manner in which he sought personal power. 

Bo coveted support among the public, rather than through the back-room negotiations long favoured by the party, and in doing so threatened to upset the delicate balance of power that has kept Chinese politics stable since the Tiananmen Square massacre. Whatever ideological path China follows over the next decade, it will be continue to be decided behind closed doors. 

Oxford’s Varsity night-mare

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Controversy has arisen over the result of the recent Equestrian Varsity Match, with the Oxford team accused of altering the points system in their favour.

The match, which is widely considered to be one of the most prestigious equestrian events of the year, took place on Thursday 8th March.

At the time, the Cambridge team were ruled to have beaten Oxford after scoring highly in the dressage and show jumping and left the competition with medals and in jubilant spirits.

However, on returning home, they were greeted with an email informing them that owing to a change in the scoring, they were no longer the victors, and that the Oxford team had actually won by a single point.

In equestrian competitions it is usual for the home team, which was Oxford on this occasion, to decide upon the weightings for the scores each of the events. However the change in result was so drastic that the Cambridge team appealed to the Oxford Sports Federation and requested that the event be reviewed.

After further consideration from the Federation, the win was instead awarded to the Cambridge team.

A statement from the Oxford Sport’s Federation explained that the confusion was “understandable” as “the Equestrian Varsity Match, along with most Equestrian events has a complicated scoring system, which has been amended several times in recent years.”

They further explained that “some confusion” existed with regards to the scoring system which “couldn’t be cleared up on the day” as the Cambridge team were forced to leave “very soon after the event.”

They added that a discussion then ensued between the two captains, and it was decided that “as announced at the match, Cambridge were the overall winners.” Both captains agreed to devise a “definitive written scoring system” to prevent similar confusion in future years.

Despite this, several Cambridge players expressed a degree of frustration regarding the event. The Cambridge team captain, Charlie Flammiger, told the Cambridge student paper, the Tab, that “we played by their rules, and won by their rules. Like any other sport they can’t be changed after the event”. Flammiger admitted that the problem had been resolved but commented that “it’s a shame that the competition was soured by the confusion.”

Several Cambridge students claim to be angered by the confusion. A first-year student commented, “Oxford’s behaviour is awful sportsmanship and very childish; they should stick to the original scoring method and accept that the light blues won.”

Another member of the riding team described Oxford’s actions as “outrageously poor sportsmanship” and congratulated the Cambridge team on winning despite the fact that “the odds were stacked against us”.

However, Jack Gallagher, a first-year studying French and Arabic at Oxford commented, “Let’s be clear – I don’t like horses and I don’t like Tabs. Both are quite frankly jumped up beasts of burden. However in this case there seems to have been genuine confusion by the Oxford side. Any dispute they had should have been settled at the time; claiming victory does smack of bad sportsmanship. But we mustn’t let the rivalry that makes varsity matches so exciting lead us into accusations of cheating”.

Cambridge student banned for poem protest

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A Cambridge student has been suspended for seven terms following his role in the peaceful protests that took place during a speech by David Willetts in November 2011.

Owen Holland, studying for a DPhil in English, was charged with “recklessly or intentionally impeding free speech within the Precincts of the University”, because of his reading of a protest poem which disrupted the speech. The sentence was passed on Wednesday by the Cambridge University Court of Discipline and has provoked widespread outrage and subsequent action from students and dons alike.

A ‘Spartacus’ letter written to the University Advocate was signed by 60 dons and students, admitting to their role in the protest and demanding that they be punished accordingly. A number of petitions have also been penned, including one by the Cambridge University Students’ Union (CUSU) which has already garnered almost 2500 signatures.

On Friday afternoon a mass demonstration comprising 350 students, staff and lecturers took place outside the Cambridge Old Schools. During the protest, which passed without incident, a statement was read out on behalf of Holland in which he commented, “I have been humbled by the level of support I have received these past few days”.

He continued, “I can tell you that I plan to appeal the sentence before a higher court, and I have every [confidence] that the seven senior members of this University will heed your calls for the sentence to be overturned.”

The general reaction amongst students has been one of indignation regarding the “excessive” suspension, and worries about the effects that this could have upon the protest movement as a whole.

Cambridge student Dominic Morris labelled the ruling as “disgraceful, disproportionate and discriminatory”, commenting that “regardless of the politics, the two and a half year sentence can only be seen as designed to silence peaceful protest.” 

Freddy Powell, a fresher reading Politics, Psychology and Sociology at Robinson College, responded similarly, criticising the “absurdly disproportionate response”. He observed, “rarely in recent times has Cambridge been so illiberal in its response to protests, a recognised part of student and academic life.”

Julius Handler, a student at Churchill, agreed, commenting, “at Cambridge we are encouraged to think and to engage in discourse, and it is this kind of gesture that suppresses all that Cambridge embodies.”

Oxford students voiced similar concerns regarding the impact of the suspension upon peaceful protest. Nathan Akehurst, a student at Lincoln, linked the “grossly unfair” suspension with “wider attacks on the right to protest, including the banning of occupations at Birmingham University and the ongoing trial of peaceful protesters at Fortnum and Mason”.

Ben Hudson, a student at Regent’s Park agreed that “brash though it is, this tactic is the only way to make evident the opposition to the government’s ideological drivel”. Notably, students uninvolved with and even opposed to protest movements have reacted similarly, with Samuel Lin, a member of Oxford Conservative Assocation, branding the suspension “excessive”.

A statement issued by the University of Cambridge following the ruling did not comment explicitly upon the sentence, but simply reasserted the right of the Court to make decisions as defined by statue law.

Some Cambridge students, however, supported the suspension. One History fresher at Murray Edwards commented that although the ruling seemed “harsh”, “a strong message did need to be sent out to the protestors, as they were expecting a fine which would have had little effect”.

A CUCA member, who also wished to remain anonymous, went further still, stating, “I totally believe that Holland got his just desert. Unrest is never the answer.”

Oxford hits £1.25 billion target

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Oxford Thinking, the fundraising campaign for the University of Oxford, has passed its initial target of £1.25 billion and now stands at almost £1.3 billion.

Launched only in May 2004, this marks the shortest time ever taken by a European university to reach such a target.

36% of the total came from alumni of the University, with 16% of all alumni contributing last year, the highest of any university in the UK. Oxford’s Vice-Chancellor, Professor Andrew Hamilton, commented, “We are enormously grateful to all those who have supported the campaign and who are helping us to secure Oxford’s place as a world-class university for generations to come.”

5.4% of the money raised has been donated by corporations, providing support for academic posts such as the KPMG Professor of Taxation Law and the Lovells Professor of Law and Finance. This has had mixed responses from students: some reacted positively, with a first year linguist commenting, “I approve of positions in the University being supported by big corporations. If it’s a means to an end, I think it’s a good thing.”

Others, however, were more sceptical: first-year classicist Jasmine Krishnamurthy-Spencer said that she doubted whether the donations really were “no-strings-attached money”.

A University spokesperson commented, “Corporate funders providing philanthropic support are treated the same way as any other donation. Donors who choose to support academic posts do not determine the direction or academic content of a chair — this is left to the University.”

23% of the money came as donations from those with no previous affiliation to the University, including major gifts from Russian-born US businessman Leonard Blavatnik and Mica Ertegun, the widow of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun.

The University’s reliance on philanthropy has led some to question the sources of the money, but a University spokesperson commented, “All proposed donations over £100,000 are subject to formal scrutiny and review by the University’s Committee to Review Donations, whether from individuals or organisations.”

Results of the funding drive include the development of the UNIQ summer school programme and the provision of scholarships for graduate research, as well as the restoration of University buildings, notably the Ashmolean Museum and the Department of Earth Sciences.

Oxford has stressed that despite the increase in fees, the accompanying reduction in government funding will “to a large extent ‘cancel out’ the increased fee income” meaning that the university will still rely heavily on outside funding.

The Oxford system costs around £16,000 per student per year and “only around half the costs of that education have ever been met by the combination of fees and government funding.” The next stage of the campaign is said to have “a special focus on student support.”