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Flash ‘mop’ proves a washout

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A planned ‘flash mop’ in the Social Sciences Library on Tuesday lunchtime as part of the Living Wage Campaign was cancelled this week following objections by members. The plan had been to assemble in a flash mob, but with members holding mops and buckets in a gesture of solidarity towards scouts.

Instead, the Living Wage campaigners gathered to present a letter to Dr Goss, pro Vice Chancellor for Personnel and Equality.

One member of the Living Wage Campaign’s Facebook group, Stephen Boyd, posted, “That ‘action’ on Tuesday I just got an email for is embarrassing. What patronising middle class do-gooding bullshit. I’m sure the people living on minimum wage will really enjoy a bunch of privileged knobs playing fancy dress for a day, as them.”

Others swiftly agreed, with one commenting on the post, “For the love of God don’t do this. You could have at least nominally invited cleaners, instead of just students, community leaders and academics. Don’t dress up as cleaners and stand around Oxford, it’s not solidarity, it’s just patronising dress-up.”

In response, some members rose to the defence of the campaign. Daniel Stone commented, “It’s not our intention to be patronising and I think it will be powerful for members of the University and non-University community to stand together in unity around this issue.

“Ideally we would be standing in unity with cleaners too but many of them are afraid of losing their jobs – this fear prevents many of them from speaking out, joining unions and becoming more active in this campaign. We’re doing what we can to change this situation so that cleaners are able to speak for themselves.”

Sarah Santhosham, Chair of the Living Wage Campaign, posted a statement on the group as a response to the queries, commenting, “The Oxford Living Wage Campaign has always been run on the basis of consensus among its members. As some members have raised issues with bringing cleaning materials along to the action tomorrow in solidarity with the cleaners that work across the university; the campaign has decided to withdraw that particular aspect of the action. We will still be going ahead with the action itself, and would hope that everyone who believes in a living wage for Oxford will come along and join us in showing that there is widespread support for this issue among students, academics and the community.”

“The campaign will always appreciate and the input of its members; whether they are scouts and cleaners themselves, community leaders or supportive students. It is only by working together as a wider community that we can find the best way to make these changes happen and achieve a living wage in Oxford.”

At 1.30pm on Tuesday the campaigners congregated outside the SSL. Santhosham read out the letter to Dr Goss, Head of the University Personnel Office, which gave him until the 25th of November to respond to the concerns of the campaign, and to discuss implementing the living wage in the SSL and ultimately in all Oxford Libraries. The letter had been signed by both Labour and Liberal Democrat MPs, as well as student supporters and academics.

One of those involved, Louise Carey, told Cherwell, “We then stuck a large copy of the letter to the door of the SSL. More copies were handed out, and we stuck these all over the windows. There was a good response to the action, with lots of students reading the letters we had put up, and we think it was useful in raising the profile of the campaign.”

She added, “We hope that he will respond to the strong expression of student support for the Living Wage and meet with us to discuss it.”

Louise Clarke, the SSL Librarian, commented, “All staff on the SSL payroll (i.e. library assistants and librarians) are paid the living wage or more. The cleaning contract for the Manor Road Building (in which the library is based) is not administered by the SSL and so I am unable to comment on that.”

Exam Regulations book under threat

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Oxford’s most expensive doorstop, paperweight and missile may be under threat. 

OUSU met on Wednesday evening to discuss whether action should be taken to stop producing paper copies of the University’s Examination Regulations, or the “Grey Book”, as it is also known.

A copy of the weighty University Examination Regulations is given to most new Oxford undergraduate or postgraduate students at the beginning of the academic year.

The volume, published by OUP, has over 1000 pages and a retail value of £45. Many students believe the mass production of these copies is a waste of paper and money especially considering that an online version has been available on the University’s administration website since 2006.

An amendment to the original motion, proposed by Stephanie Jones, was passed. As such, OUSU representatives will meet with the University Education Policy Support Section to discuss reducing the number of copies printed and policy regarding their currently wide distribution. Jones stressed that “internet access in college, University and non-academic buildings, and indeed in almost any location in Oxford, is ubiquitous” and as such, a paper copy of the regulations is redundant.

Also arguing for the motion, Rob Noble of Linacre College told Cherwell how he “knew of people who were using it to make origami swans on the day they got it. On the upside, there are people who have sold theirs on EBay for £10.”

Similarly, as the regulations are subject to constant revisions, hard copies of the Grey Book become out-dated very quickly, while the online version is constantly updated. 

The University’s Central Administration department said, “Steps are being taken to substantially reduce the print run with a view to making the online version the principal source of information”. However, Stephanie Jones pointed out that this message has remained on their website since 01st December 2010, so “it is not easily discernible exactly what ‘steps’ have been taken to reduce the quantity of the Grey Book print run in the last year.”

OUSU voted to ensure that officials raise the issue with Senior Tutors, who are responsible for deciding whether the freshers in their college receive a copy or not. Indeed, a few colleges do not give each student a copy even now: Kellogg College’s policy is simply to keep 10 copies in their library. 

The book lists all coursework and examination requirements. However, it is often seen as being exhaustive. It covers everything from University policy for the coincidence of religious festivals and holidays with the days of exams to the ‘Special Regulations’ governing postgraduate diplomas in Integrated Immunology. A tiny fraction of it is relevant to each individual student.

While many students admit the advantages of knowing the rules and regulations surrounding exams can be important at various stages during a degree, the book is famed throughout the University for having more useful daily applications, simply because of its weight and thickness.

Second year Archaeology and Anthropology student John-Louis Loewenthal, who is running for Environment and Ethics representative in the St Hugh’s JCR elections next week, feels very strongly about the amount of waste caused in the annual distribution of these Regulations. He told Cherwell, “In the age of the Internet, students are likely to make the online version their first port of call anyway. They should be able to request a copy if they wish, but the process of ensuring every student has one is a waste of money and paper, which could be put to better use.” 

“While students might be inclined to consult the regulations before their finals, you’re looking at a three or four year period in which a lot of the rules could have changed and others might have become invalid. If the University is going to keep the Grey Book at all, they should offer an updated version to every student at the beginning of every year, and this would be up to four times as wasteful.”

However, it appears that not every student would be sorry to see the back of the Grey Book. Second year Tom Moynihan expressed concern at the rapid advance of modern technology, saying, “This is the most recent chapter of the Kindle revolution. This is the Ocado of literature. This is the Facebook of books. How long will it be until our own bodies have URLs?”


The Regal to be converted into a Church

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Celebrated nightclub The Regal on Cowley Road is set to close at the end of this year after its owners agreed to lease the building to a church group. The Christian Life Centre, who are set to take over, already have premises in the nearby vicinity but feel that they have ‘outgrown’ this.

Philip Abayateye, from the church, told Cherwell, “The Regal recently came onto the market and the church leadership felt that this would be an asset to CLC’s vision.  The Regal is located in the heart of Cowley and is known in Oxford as an ‘iconic’ building. Our hope is that our vision and presence will engage the community and enable us to serve and help to deal with problems and challenges that people face in their individual lives.”
 
The Christian Life Centre held their first service at their new home last Sunday and commented that, “despite being in a new environment the church was not fazed and rose to the occasion. Attendance was superb with over four hundred people many of whom were new visitors….  In all the service was spectacular.”
 
A spokesman from The Regal told Cherwell, “The Regal is closing down because the owners of the venue received an offer for the lease from a local community group, and in the current climate they decided it was too good an offer to refuse. The new lease holder… obviously [has] certain beliefs that don’t really fit in with a nightclub. So whilst the venue remains licensed and the churches intend to continue to run events, there’s no way that any club promoters are able to work with them.”
 
Revellers on Cowley Road on Monday night were vocal in lamenting the loss of The Regal. The area is home to many students from both Oxford and Oxford Brookes, and hosts the Friday Varsity night, “Warehouse”, for Brookes students. This according to The Regal is, “about to be named one of the top 5 student nights in the country”. One male student emphatically noted, “I don’t know what to say without blaspheming!” He added, after gaining some composure,  “we would rather have the club…everyone goes to The Regal, nobody will go to a church.” His sentiments were echoed by a female student who concisely retorted, “good night out, bad church.”
 
The Regal said, “Our message to the clubbers would firstly be to say thank you for your support. Everyone who currently works for The Regal are really sorry that it’s come to this…[the church] will never make as many people happy as The Regal does.”  Nonetheless, when asked how they would react to students irritated by the club’s closure, the Christian Life Centre noted that, “We would aim to reassure the students that as a church we are committed to the students of Oxford and already have a great number of young people in Higher education.  We already host events and evenings which enable them to socialise and develop holistically.”
 
Trish Attwooll from the Divinity Road Area Resident’s Association commented that they were pleased with the situation, saying, ‘The news that the Christian Life Centre has taken a lease on The Regal can be viewed as good news in one way in that it will reduce the pressure on local services – police and environmental development – and will allow the residents to have a little more sleep. “
 
However, she added that the association is, “slightly concerned about the car parking situation.”  Due to the fact that, “The capacity of the Regal is very large, and the likelihood is that the worshippers will come from far and wide.’
Cherwell understand that after the Regal has been fully taken over, the venue will continue to host gigs of sorts, but the nature of these is as yet unclear. The Christian Life Centre commented saying, “It’s still early days and the leadership of the church are in discussion about future events that will engage the community.  It is tricky to specify the types of ‘gigs’ that shall be hosted, however rest assured we plan to host regular events that support and uphold the churches visions and goals and enable all to have a good time.”  
The spokesperson the Regal seemed equally unclear noting, “I’m sure there will be some live music gigs and some Christian shows but beyond that I don’t know.” This in itself was equally a source of annoyance for would be club-goers, with one female student commenting, “they really need to decide whether they are going to be a gig venue or a church.”
When describing the takeover the Christian Life Centre said, “we knew the owners had pre-booked events.  Our desire would have been to take over the building completely, however we have agreed to allowing the owners to honour their bookings leading up to Christmas… even though we are currently sharing the premises with non-Christian organised events we [will] promote the gospel unwaveringly.”
The management of The Regal further noted, “The transition should be smooth, there’s no real conflict of interest or dates and the two crowds won’t mix.”

Big Bang is back

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Popular crew date venue, The Big Bang, is returning to Oxford two months after its closure on Jericho’s Walton Street. This time around however, the bangers and mash eaterie will reopen on Oxford Brookes University’s Headington campus in Gipsy Lane, a bus ride away from the city centre. It will exist as a pop-up, sharing the same space as Brookes’ existing restaurant. This is already open to the public from noon to 2pm, allowing the Big Bang to have the space from 5pm to 11pm on from Thursdays to Saturdays.

 The Big Bang was one of a number of independent businesses forced to move from its Walton Street location this summer. An inpromptu street party marked its last night in Jericho.

Owner Maxwell Mason commented that he has “no idea” whether the increased distances will mean he will lose his popularity with Oxford students. He commented, “The Big Bang has been a much loved brand; I therefore hope that students will make the effort.” In a dream scenario Oxford University students would still come up the hill for crew dates and get a discount. The restaurant is not based on a specified contract at the moment, and so is completely reliant on its popularity.

“The more people come, the longer we can stay open.”

Mason looked positively towards the new venture, speaking of a “symbiotic relationship” between his restaurant and that of Oxford Brookes. He suggested that the sharing of space will reduce costs and therefore help both parties, calling Brookes “forward thinking and team playing.”

Mason also sees this as an opportunity to foster relations between the two universities. At the moment he sees “a slightly guarded relationship between the two. If it weren’t for the Big Bang you wouldn’t imagine Oxford students going to Brookes to eat.”

The restaurant has been open in this location since last Thursday, with Mason admitting that the first night was quite difficult in terms of adjusting to the new dynamic. Saturday showed a marked improvement however, in that the characteristic ambiance of the Big Bang was returning.

He plans to petition the Oxford Bus Company and Oxford Brookes buses to provide free transport to the restaurant. If this is unsuccessful however, he is aware that the fare is only £1.

President of Brookes Student Union Paul Mason expressed his anticipation to the Cherwell, “I used to be a very happy customer of Big Bang in Jericho and like many others I was very upset that this culinary delight was closing. Now I am super excited that it is returning and it is even better that it is coming to Brookes. I believe the students of Brookes that may not have ventured to Jericho will be fans of the Big Bang very quickly and old customers like me will be fighting them for tables!”

Vice President Ivy Migue agreed, stating that “although personally I have not been to the restaurant … I am looking forward to trying it out sometime this week. A few people I spoke to last week were very excited that it was opening on campus. I think it will be popular along the students.”

Oxford students are less than thrilled however, with one ex-social secretary suggesting that a crew date is all about a night out, “The Big Bang is great, you know you’re in a good place when the owner sconces you. It becomes unfeasible if we have to take a bus in the middle of the night though.”


OUSU condemn ‘no guests, no exceptions’ policy

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Changes to the graduate accommodation policy, which deny them the right to have guests staying in their rooms, was overwhelmingly condemned by the OUSU Council this week through a motion which challenged the policy as “not a workable solution to any problem”.

The new policy greatly limited the freedom of students to have either guests to stay overnight, or even to have someone in their room in the middle of the day. It states that all tenants must sign a lease agreeing ‘‘not to take in guests or invitees’’, meaning that no guests are allowed at any time of day ‘‘with no exceptions.’’

The OUSU motion, proposed by Rob Noble and seconded by Jim O’Connell, stated that the rule ‘‘has the potential to cause, and already has caused, unnecessary tension between student tenants and the Accommodation Office’’, and that it is ‘‘an overreaction’’ as well as being “largely unenforceable.”

The motion suggests removing the new ‘‘no guests, no exceptions’’ rule and implementing a trial Head Residents system within this graduate accommodation. This would involve a certain number of students being appointed head residents, and having responsibility for reinforcing the old rules. This scheme would, according to the motion, ‘‘save time and money for the Accommodation Office because head residents would deal with most minor complaints’ and ‘‘have proven capable of resolving most issues by communicating with the students involved.’’ It added that head residents ‘‘can also improve social cohesion between tenants and organize rotors for recycling and other shared duties.’’

This motion had already been overwhelmingly passed by the MCR ‘Prescom’, and it has been noted that this is a system which works well in other universities and colleges in the UK.

Although the motion was passed overwhelmingly, there was a degree of skepticism. Alex Mayall, a student at St Catz, said that, ‘‘I don’t feel like someone in the house should be my babysitter, and I shouldn’t have to police them like I’m their mother.’’

However the point was made that these students would have volunteered for the position of head resident, and would receive a subsidy on their room. The motion stated that any loss of income to the university as a result of this subsidy would ‘‘be more than compensated for by improved tenant satisfaction and reduced workload for the Accommodation Office.’’

The reactions from students university-wide seem to be almost entirely in agreement with OUSU. Ben Hudson, at Regents College, doubted the effectiveness of the policy at all, ‘‘what a strange policy – I really can’t see it being followed at all.’’ He mentioned that ‘‘we have good relationships with the college authorities (the Principal lives at the end of our quad) so as long as people act with respect, which they do as a rule in the absence of these rather adversarial decrees, there are no problems.’’

However, there were some reservations from students who’d had difficult experiences with their accommodation. One St Anne’s student said, ‘‘I agree that this probably isn’t an entirely realistic policy, but I do know of people who push the limits. One girl on my corridor had her 38 year old French boyfriend around for a week and, from the sound of things, it seemed like he’d brought the Eurostar with him. Even worse his toddler stayed with them. He’d wake up every night screaming until they lullabied him to sleep. The system definitely needs tightening; I don’t think I’ll ever be able to listen to frere Jacques in the same way again.’’

He added, ‘‘rumour has it that one student even managed to hide Bin Laden in his en-suite for two days – it wasn’t until he took a girl back to see his weapon of mass destruction that he got found out. If that doesn’t motivate the need for reform I don’t know what does.’’ Cherwell has been unable to verify this statement.

Rob Noble, who proposed the motion, described the Acommodations Office as, ‘‘unusual for the extent to which it doesn’t communicate with students’’ and said that people who live in this graduate accommodation often feel, ‘‘no sense of community’’. Jim O’Connell said of the change in accommodations policy, ‘‘It’s patronizing…Graduates are often people who need to have overnight guests, for many different reasons. The Accommodation Office will only agree to [get rid of this rule] if there is some mechanism for making sure that in future people having overnight guests do not abuse that privilege, and head residents is the way to do that.’’ It was also stressed at the meeting that this is a trial scheme, to take place ‘‘in at least one large building before the end of Hilary Term 2012.’’

Geoff Nelson, the Hertford MCR Welfare Officer, said that, ‘‘Students should be allowed to bring guests into College rooms. It is what Oxford is mainly about – the collegial atmosphere, which includes hosting friends in College rooms for chats, the odd party, or a personal encounter. In return for this liberty, students should accept a measure of responsibility for their guests and their rooms. An outright ban is both unenforceable and an over-reaction to a very common problem.’’

FIFA thief at New College

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New College JCR is in uproar after its copy of FIFA was stolen for the second time in a year.

This is not the first time that New College has hit the headlines for a gaming related story. In May Cherwell reported how a hoax email, ostensibly from Warden Curtis Price, was sent to all undergraduates.
The email read, “My PSN name is ‘newcollegewarden’, which I inherited from Alan Ryan [the previous warden]. If any junior members of College also play COD online, could they add me as a friend so that we can play a Team Deathmatch together?”

Both the Warden and New College students took this prank in good humour, but the FIFA ‘12 incident is being viewed as a rather more serious matter.

Mehdi Badali-Magtalo, a New College student and FIFA afficionado, commented, “This is a heinous crime. Dozens of people enjoyed that copy of FIFA. This is a torrid and despicable act. What I would say to the thief is ‘you can’t run, and you can’t hide’.”

The last time New College had a copy of FIFA stolen was over the interview period last December. Rumours that a bitter candidate took it after an interview went badly are unconfirmed.

On that occasion, FIFA ’11 was replaced by the JCR at a cost of £40. After this the JCR brought about a new system for paying for video games by which a certain amount would be allotted per term for spending on video games.

Current JCR Vice-President Louie Dane proposed a motion earlier this term which revised this system and set aside £200 for a gaming budget. He commented “I think it’s a real shame that someone from New College JCR could feel sufficiently alienated from our community to steal such a popular game.

“On a more serious note, however, I can understand why the perpetrator may have considered this the only way to stop my Olympique Lyonnais juggernaut.”

College peer supporter Arjun Pillai showed concern that the loss of the JCR’s copy of FIFA could have a negative impact on students’ welfare.

“Playing on the PS3 is an excellent way of unwinding after a stressful day doing academic work. It is also a good way for students to spend free time in the evenings without drinking alcohol or leaving college.

“I can only hope that students will embrace the rest of our games selection with equal enthusiasm while arrangements for a replacement FIFA ‘12 are underway.”

Replacing the copy of the game may involve petitioning the Vice-President for another £40 from the games budget, a move which could prove controversial amongst students who would prefer the money be spent on other games.

Other potential solutions to the crisis include a FIFA specific JCR motion or a whip-round among students who are particularly keen to FIFA 12’s return.

 

We Need To Talk About ‘Big Phil’

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In ABBA’s 1977 hit single, Knowing Me, Knowing You, the Swedish group put it bluntly: “Breaking up is never easy.” In Luiz Felipe Scolari’s case, this was, at least first time around with Palmeiras, unquestionably the case. Second time around though, the breakup may be a little less impassioned. Public infighting with board members and players alike and an underwhelming Campeonato Brasileiro Série A campaign have turned Felipão’s dream return into somewhat of a nightmare.

After guiding A Seleção to victory in the 2002 FIFA World Cup Final, the Passo Fundo-born man decided to pursue his managerial career outside of Brazil – albeit with mixed success. Hailed in Portugal for guiding the National Team to semi-finals in both the 2004 UEFA European Championships and the 2006 FIFA World Cup, he endured a less than impressive spell in the Barclays Premier League with Chelsea. However, in June of last year, Palmeiras offered their former coach an escape route from his 8-year exile. For Scolari, the chance to return to the club with whom he enjoyed unprecedented success, the highlight of which was winning the club’s maiden Copa Libertadores in 1999, was an offer that he simply couldn’t refuse. The question was: Could Felipão repeat, even emulate, the success of 10 years ago?

Expectations at Verdão were, to put it mildly, high. However, reality soon kicked in – the times had changed since Scolari’s first spell in charge of the São Paulo-based club. Back then, football and the boardroom at the Estádio Palestra Itália very much remained as separate entities. Fast-forward in time though, and the aforementioned spheres are now almost inseparable. Indeed, the man known for his histrionics on the touchline has had his fair share of personal battles with Palmeiras’ vice-president Roberto Frizzo. Yet, the most recent decision by President Arnaldo Tirone to appoint a Director of Football, César Sampaio, a key member of the Brazilian National Team at the 1998 FIFA World Cup Finals, has been viewed as a significant shift in power in Scolari’s favour, namely, it will reduce the board’s influence in footballing matters.

Similar frictions have emerged between both manager and personnel. After the squad player João Vítor was attacked by a section of the club’s own fans last month, former club captain Kléber publicly clashed with the club directors and Scolari himself over the way the affair was handled. Felipão’s decision to permanently exclude the star striker from all first-team action opened up yet more divisions within the dressing room. Indeed, the breakdown in relations has permeated through to the heartbeat of the club, namely its loyal supporters. Following the team’s disappointing 1-1 draw away to Avaí in September, albeit playing most of the second-half with only nine-men, he was involved in an angry exchange with supporters who jeered the players. And yet amidst all the turbulence, Scolari can take some positives from his job at Palmeiras.

Up until the 21st round of matches in the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A, Verdão occupied a lofty sixth place in the league – a mere seven points off the current leaders Corinthians. And by the time the 30th round of matches came around, they boasted the tightest defensive backline in the whole league. However, lady luck also hasn’t smiled on Scolari. He’s been without two of his most important players for the majority of the campaign, namely the mercurial Chilean playmaker Jorge Valdívia and the aforementioned Kléber. Nonetheless, with frailties recently exposed at the back, strikers unable to convert numerous chances provided to them and with just one win in their last nine matches, Palmeiras have dramatically slipped from unexpected title-challengers to currently occupying 13th place in the league – just seven points above the relegation zone.

Whilst relegation from the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A would seem unthinkable for a club of the size and stature of Palmeiras, with just under a month to go until the domestic league reaches its conclusion, the club’s remaining fixtures are far from plain sailing. The most winnable fixture out of a tough looking bunch of games, which include a tricky meeting with Juninho Pernambucano’s title-challenging Vasco da Gama, a local derby against city rivals São Paulo and a final day clash away to current league leaders Corinthians, would appear to be against fellow strugglers Bahia – however even that isn’t a given. Ironically though, wherever his team does eventually end up finishing this season, Scolari himself will certainly not be short of job offers both from within and outside of Brazil.

Despite criticism regarding his authoritarian style of management along with Palmeiras’ failed campaign in this year’s Campeonato Brasileiro Série A, Scolari’s stock has not fallen significantly. And whilst he has stated that he intends to see out his contract, which runs out at the end of 2012, with his current employers before thinking about the future, speculation linking the manager with a move away from Verdão continues to mount. He has already received offers from abroad in the form of BeÅŸiktaÅŸ, FC Porto and clubs in the Middle East, to name a few. Nearer to home, São Paulo have publicly expressed a desire to bring Scolari to the other side of the city. Whilst an intriguing return to the Brazilian National Team set-up remains a possibility, given the pressure on current Head Coach Mano Menezes.

With 28 years of managerial experience under his belt, half of those spent outside of his homeland, the Gene Hackman and Don Corleone look-alike will undoubtedly think long and hard about his next managerial move. Whichever path Scolari does decide to follow, be it in the short or long-term, one thing is for sure: ‘Big Phil’ will not be leaving the world of football behind quietly or in a hurry.

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Letters from me to Gareth: Los Campesinos! interview

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It is difficult to start writing about Los Campesinos! without falling into the same traps of lazy journalism or hipster elitism that have ensnared the band’s reputation for the last five years. Whether describing them as twee-popping indie kids, or miserablist emos (inaccurately in either case), there has always been something of a sense, amongst your more worthy musoes, that here is a band that, in all seriousness, you shouldn’t really admit to liking. In the playground of Pitchfork Elementary, Los Campesinos! is for girls. To accept any such bullshit, however, would be to ignore a band that, since 2008’s Hold on Now, Youngster, have produced four outstanding albums, with a consistent quality that has masked a manifestly developing style. Gone are the glockenspiels, boy-girl duets and cartoon record sleeves; in their place Hello Sadness.

‘You do not like us ‘cos your girlfriend likely does,’ taunts singer Gareth Campesinos! on the second track of the album, and you can’t help but feel he has in mind some of the lasting perceptions of the band that, by this stage, he is clearly tiring of. ‘We brought it upon ourselves at first,’ he tells me, ‘just getting excited and carried away at being in a band, the fact that people were labelling us as anything was exciting. But now the twee thing doesn’t amount to much more than laziness from people who don’t know what twee is.’ In truth though, it was never an epithet that was really fitting. Los Campesinos! have always been ‘far too ballsy and aggressive, and sort of far too… honest’, to be thought of as just another cardigan at the vintage fair of pop music. Perhaps an even less predictable misconception about the band stems from their origins as students at Cardiff University, although admittedly it’s a less toxic fiction: ‘If it wasn’t for sport,’ says Gareth, ‘I probably wouldn’t care that we were described as being Welsh.’

Sport, and specifically football, has been a constant reference point across all of Los Campesinos!’ records, to the bafflement of some of their more indie-traditionalist fans. ‘I think there’s still sort of a disagreement between people who like alternative, real music, and people who like such a popular, masculine sport as football,’ observes Gareth, although clearly it’s no opposition in his mind. For a while the interview devolves into a discussion of nineties football management games and the new faces of Umbro’s England football shirt campaign (‘I don’t anticipate us getting asked to advertise anything like that, although I’m sure my football knowledge is far greater than Kasabian’s.’)  Gareth, it transpires, is a lifelong fan of Welton Rovers (currently plying their trade in Western Football League Division One), having had a season ticket ‘since I was old enough that my mum would let me go out when it was cold.’ And this, I think, regardless of what PE-dodging indie types might tell you (too scared to muddy their Belle & Sebastian t-shirts), is important.

Because supporting a football team, really supporting a football team, is just as unreasonable and passionate a romance as any true love. The rituals of intense devotion, wounded pride and habitual humiliation familiar to any lower-league football fan can surely only inform Gareth’s unique perspective on love and heartbreak on Hello Sadness: ‘It’s only hope that springs eternal’, begins the chorus of the title track, ‘and that’s the reason why/This dripping from my broken heart/Is never running dry’, while ‘Every Defeat a Divorce’, tellingly subtitled ‘Three Lions’, expresses an enduring faith, never disillusioned by failure, as appropriate to the football fan as it is to the hopeless romantic: ‘Every defeat a divorce/Although I look surprised/It’s par for the course I guess.’

Sport and pop music share a peculiar ability to inspire and nurture a uniquely obsessive dedication, and it is perhaps again to some extent the formative years on the terraces that have produced such a reciprocal relationship between Los Campesinos! and their disciples. Strengthened recently through self-published fanzine, Heat Rash, available to subscribing devotees, the close connection between band and public is something that has always been apparent at their live shows. ‘I just don’t understand why every band wouldn’t be like that,’ says Gareth, ‘the hierarchy of fans being underneath and feeding into the band isn’t something that sits comfortably with us. And chances are there’s a lot of people who watch our shows that we’d be mates with in real life.’ Although he is careful to qualify this (‘You do meet a lot of people who are just dickheads and really irritating.’) he maintains that, ‘by and large, it’s an absolute pleasure meeting all these people.’

There is a team ethic to Los Campesinos! as impressive as anything in the Premier League (last one…). Gareth rarely uses the first-person singular, seemingly naturally to prefer a more democratic ‘We’. Despite the band’s shifting line-up over the past couple of years, it seems he feels like he has now picked his first team (okay…): ‘We’re the happiest now we’ve ever been, the most focused and the most united, and the most capable of actually creating something lasting’; there is a desire to be more than ‘just another band with a few albums lined up in HMV.’ Clearly evident is a real sense of confidence, but one refreshingly short of ego, as he begins to conclude, ‘I think we’re capable of being something slightly,’ pausing bashfully, as if to make sure, ‘ever so slightly, special.’

This confidence in the band’s own ability and significance, if expressed shyly over the phone, is worn firmly on the sleeve of Hello Sadness. With Los Campesinos!, emotions have never been too deeply beneath the surface: ‘I’ve got into a situation where I want to write a lot more honestly, and perhaps only feel that honestly is the only way I’m capable of writing,’ admits Gareth. From the start, his song writing has been open and confessional, his delivery earnest and sincere. What saves it from pretension or self-indulgence – and in my opinion what separates the Morrisseys and Bowies of this world from the Bonos and Stings (apart from the not having fucking stupid names) – is the ability to be really funny, even (especially) when singing sad songs. The effect, on Hello Sadness, is one of real catharsis; emerging from the despondently triumphant closing track with the same lift that follows a night spent crying your heart out.

In the press surrounding the album, there is a great deal of talk about growing up. ‘When we formed we were in our second year of university,’ Gareth explains, ‘We weren’t real people yet. I suppose we’ve done all the proper adult growing up whilst being in the band.’ And the whole process has been captured on record, both in terms of the musical development, ‘five years of learning to write songs released on albums’, and psychologically, through the camera obscura of Gareth’s candid song writing. Hello Sadness takes as its emotional backdrop the end of a relationship. Two weeks before recording, Gareth split up with his girlfriend. ‘I guess it was both terrible and perfect timing,’ he tells me. ‘It was a weird headspace to have going into writing an album, but also it was a brilliant time to be going away with my mates to Spain to record and to drink and dick about.’

‘I’d written 2 or 3 songs very much form the point of view of being happy and in a relationship and then as soon as that ended it didn’t feel appropriate anymore and wasn’t the sort of thing I was wanting to put down onto a record. So I scrapped it and started again. I didn’t really start writing until we found ourselves in the studio.’ There is a bare authenticity to the lyrics of songs like ‘Baby I Got The Death Rattle’ and ‘Light Leaves, Dark Sees, part II’, a vulnerability bitterly picked from the fresh scabs of a relationship: ‘The pain of the silence before bed/Oh for the sound of your pissing through the thin walls or stroking your head.’ The break-up, says Gareth, meant that ‘everything written before then became void.’

‘I think it feels equally the same band and completely different,’ he admits, and Hello Sadness is saturated with dampened echoes of a past still audible, yet somehow beyond reach: the scratching guitars that open ‘Songs About Your Girlfriend’, like those of an early EP, now surrounded by the unsettling hiss of distant radio noise; the opening chords of ‘To Tundra’ like ghostly reverberations of those on breakthrough single ‘You! Me! Dancing!’, only now, instead of building to raucous primary-coloured abandon, levelling out into minor-key phantasmagoria, all twinkling keys and atmosphere, as desolate as the permafrost evoked in the title. While the themes remain the same – love, loss, heartbreak – this is no longer teenage anguish, yet while recoiling as strongly as ever against the lethargy of ‘maturity’, it is certainly a more grown up kind of despair. 

Review: OUO Michaelmas Concert

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The concert saw Oxford University Orchestra out in force, with a huge orchestra that raised the roof with the epic Mahler’s 5th, and the curious appendage of Stravinsky’s Symphonies of Wind Instruments.
With the opportunity to conduct Mahler’s 5th symphony, it was up to Geoffrey Paterson to wring every ounce of emotion from this beautiful and substantial work, a task in which he no doubt succeeded. For me however, there were times when it felt as though too much was being forced from every nuance in the music, which became emotionally exhausting and removed some of the effect of those ‘big moments’ that the composer had designated. By the same token, though, conducting Mahler, like singing Wagner, is a chance to indulge in some of the most expansive and emotionally rich music in the repertoire and if there is ever a time to over-indulge, then Mahler is a more forgiving composer than most. Personally, though, there was no doubt that the highlight of the concert was the Adagietto, which, despite some tuning issues, featured a higher level of subtlety and really allowed the orchestra to engage more naturally with the music.
 
The sheer volume of the symphony was impressive in itself, with seemingly every inch of floorspace being occupied by a performer. This translated to some brilliant, thrilling explosions, particularly after the introductory fanfare and, of course, in the finale. However, given the high level of proficiency that we have come to expect from OUO in the past, there were one or two unfortunate slip-ups from soloists, particularly from the brass, that detracted from the overall effect. By contrast, the woodwind section were consistently outstanding, with gorgeous solos from Julian Scott and Claire Wickes who put just the right amount of zest into some of the symphony’s more intimate moments.
 
Stravinsky’s Symphonies of Wind Instruments was, in my opinion, an unconventional choice to accompany Mahler’s 5th in the programme, although I suspect that time constraints were the primary reason for the inclusion of this heavily contrasting work. Here, Paterson’s highly expressive approach was less appropriate. The metric regularity that can make this piece of ‘cubist’ music so exciting and unusual was subject to lagging from a slow starting tempo, and the ensemble really did not feel together at times. That said, the sheer audacity of performing the work – and with it, the chance to hear the interlocking textures and shifting strata of twentieth-century harmony – warranted its place in the programme. Unfortunately, it felt both dwarfed and under-prepared in comparison with the Mahler symphony and didn’t offer a podium for the excellent woodwind section as it might have done.
 
Despite counterintuitive programming, the concert proved to be both thrilling and sensuous, though not without its flaws. To even attempt the virtuosic Mahler symphony and the Stravinsky demonstrates the excellent standard that OUO is operating at and to hear them both was a genuine pleasure, regardless of some decisions made by the conductor and concert programmer that, ultimately, come down to personal taste.

Police crackdown on cyclists

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The police have begun a crackdown on cyclists cycling without lights.

162 people were handed ₤30 fixed penalty notices during the three-hour operation last Wednesday, 2nd November, at an average of just under one fine per minute.

Those caught circulating with only one working light were ordered to get off their bicycles and walk.

Haydon Croker, a second-year at St Hilda’s, was stopped outside the Queen’s College on the High Street for not making himself visible enough to other traffic.

“I was cycling back to college at about 8pm when a policeman pulled me over. He was really nice about whole deal”, he said.

A spokeswoman for Thames Valley Police told Cherwell that the fine will be waived if those caught prove that they have bought lights by presenting a receipt.

“It’s a good idea; it got me to buy lights”, said Croker of the opportunity to get his fine revoked.

He added, “The policeman who fined me said that the next thing they’ll be cracking down on is cyclists going through red lights.”

Thames Valley Police has highlighted the importance of cycle safety in Oxford, Road Safety Constable Mark Pilling saying, “What our figures show is that all casualties are down, except pedal cyclists where casualties have increased by 10 per cent.”

Attempts to make Oxford’s streets safer for cyclists come in the wake of the death of Joanna Braithwaite, who was killed when her bicycle crashed with a cement mixer on Woodstock Road at the end of October.