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Enduring Improv

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Though improvisation is by no means a novel concept to musical performance, and has been recorded in recitals as early as the 9th century, no genre other than jazz has relied on it so heavily as a means of self-definition. Despite the origins of jazz, and even the definition of jazz, being widely debated, the turn of the 20th century saw many freed slaves taking up “lower-class” entertainment jobs in the brothels and bars of New Orleans. Many had learnt to play European instruments, particularly the violin, which they used to parody European dance music, gradually introducing the rhythms and idiosyncrasies of the African oral tradition they had brought with them. And thus began the notorious catwalk of the hallmark American genres, from ragtime to swing, bebop to Latin jazz, all of which are loosely classified under the umbrella term jazz. Throughout the 1900s, the likes of Miles Davis and Charlie Parker dedicated their lives to the harmonious (and disharmonious) creation of spontaneous melody, always conscious of the emotion they were purveying through their instruments. Their fast-paced lifestyles and revolutionary harmonics awarded them global reputations as improvisational mavericks.


However, on the southern side of the Equator, improvisation was already a highly developed art form. A full 30 years before the turn of the 20th century, the Brazilian genre choro had surged into the popular sphere, rousing up its listeners with its upbeat and passionate improv sections. Why is it then, that, of the two genres, both of which lean heavily on the expression of a fleeting moment, it is only jazz that has really gained global renown?


Although superficially the pacy clarinet or saxophone leads of choro sound a world apart from the swung, moodier renditions of jazz standards, the two genres are born of very similar parentage. What gave rise to these two genres was slavery, and more importantly, its abolition. In Rio de Janeiro, the abolition of slavery in 1888 created a new social class, that of the postmen, the public employees, minor business owners, generally occupied by those of African origin. Many ex-slaves had migrated to Rio de Janeiro from the state of Bahia in search of better opportunities, where the African rhythm of samba was beaten out through the bars of these Bahian “Tias”. With their flutes, saxophones, guitars, cavequinhos (a sort of ukulele), and the essential tambourine, these public employees gathered after work to play polkas, waltzes and square dances by ear. They began playing at parties, bars and in the street, gradually gathering respect and recognition, much as the first jazz musicians cruised the bars of New Orleans.


And though the creation of this genre was very much a popular one, its compositional sophistication cannot be readily denied. Its rigid rondo form, regular key changes and absence of vocals might classify the genre purely as a musician’s music. However, according to the popular Brazilian singer, Aquiles Rique Reis, ”Choro is classical music played with bare feet and calluses on the hands.” Despite its relative age, choro remains a popular and well-known genre throughout much of Brazil. Meanwhile, jazz in the United States is seen very much to be an intellectual’s taste, restricted to parents’ living rooms and the headphones of precocious adolescents.


Mário Soares, a violinist of the Bahian Orchestra, who also plays in various contemporary music groups, is keen to emphasise the importance of choro in his popular repertoire, as a result of him listening to the genre as a child and throughout his adolescence. According to him, though there are many genres which serve as influences for contemporary Brazilian music, choro is particularly influential in modern day sambas. Hermeto Pascoal, for example, a highly respected Brazilian musician, described by Miles Davis as “the most impressive musician in the world”, drew heavily on traditional choros to compose ‘O Calendário de Som’, in which he wrote a song for every day of the year.

Why is it then, that choro remains a vital influence for Brazilian contemporary music, while jazz influences are little to be found in the pop and electro music of the American charts? The answer could well be found in Brazil’s most renowned genre: the notorious samba.

Samba, under the Vargas dictatorship in the 1930s, was heralded as a vital symbol of national identity which constituted the notion of ‘Brasilidade’, or Brazilianness. The advertising of this music of both European and African origins was not just aesthetically appealing, but useful in its ability to forge multiracial and class alliances. In short, nowadays, samba and patriotism go hand in hand. And while choro was subtly nudged from the foreground, it was never lost from sight; rather, the two genres seem to have established a mutually symbiotic relationship, feeding off and influencing the other, thus ensuring the other’s popularity. Jazz, on the other hand, was positioned as a reaction to racism in the United States, emphasising the racial divide.

And though Brazilian popular music is ever evolving, and more fusion genres pop up in music magazines than their fans can keep up with, samba, with its upbeat rhythm, lyrics which narrate the everyday life of the people and essentially define what it is to be Brazilian, will never go out of fashion. And choro, as its more erudite cousin, is sure never to lose sight of its samba roots, basking in the publicity it brings this more obscure genre. As long as popular instrumentalists such as the clarinettist Paulo Moura and the guitarist Paulinho da Viola continue to compose and arrange traditional choros, all the while maintaining the unique danceable samba rhythm, choro will maintain all the zest of its humble street side origins.

The contagious buzz perpetuated by the spontaneous improvisation of both genres will indisputably continue to excite and entertain their faithful fans. However, despite the fact that jazz currently enjoys a more widely spread global success than choro perhaps ever will, the genre’s significance on its home turf might well become increasingly marginalised. Choro, on the other hand, having been promoted as a music of the Brazilian people, rather than just a “black man’s music”, will most certainly continue to enjoy a widespread national popularity for many generations to come.

Everything and Nothing

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A novel can be a lot of different kinds of philosophical tool. It can build meaning up, or tear it down. It can sew meaning together, or prise it apart. It can be a stage, that puts something in view, or a scaffold, that both hides something and helps it stand. The question novels are always concerned with is, what matters? That could just as easily be nothing, or one thing, or everything. Because we don’t have any default answer to this question, now, a novel must always begin here. If it is successful, it may be because it goes somewhere, or it may be because it shows us where we are.

In her Booker Prize-winning Possession, A.S. Byatt gave a tender, ruthless depiction of scholars and semioticians whose lives are defined by meaning in texts; but is that meaning found, or made? Byatt’s parallel stories seem to argue that falling in love is just as ambivalent: both a discovery and a creation. Is love, then, what matters (Possession is subtitled “a romance,” but who can say how ironically?), or are the texts – the world, the act of engaging – as important? Clare Morgan’s book bears more than a superficial resemblance to Byatt’s. Hers too asks, how central to life is love? Is there one thing in all the world that matters, or does everything… or nothing?

A Book for All and None finds scholarly protagonists Beatrice and Raymond delving into an unlikely, secret love affair between Freidrich Neitzsche and bohemian socialite Lou von Salomé. Like Roland and Maud in Possession, the intersection of their academic interests leads them predictably into each other. Like Byatt, Morgan late in the day establishes a blood link between scholar and subject. It was all along all in the family, as if genes rather than interest, affection, passion, are where meaning is located. What matters here seems to be love. Even Neitzsche, who has been handed down to us beyond all human passion, is here led to his final madness by the failure of an affair. But in this novel, unlike in Possession, there is no ironic embrace of romanticism, no triumph of love, no absolute or really any ending at all.

That is because A Book for All and None is a realist novel. Bravely, it tries to occupy a larger space than does Possession. Byatt nodded to the mechanisms of contemporary global capitalism in her sinister and ridiculous American academic Mortimer Cropper. But Morgan’s construction mogul Walter Cronk, contracted to build an Iraqi detention centre, serves to link us directly to the world we usually see only through rolling news channels. In fact, A Book for All and None fits into a specific, genealogically traceable realist tradition, one that James Wood once labelled ‘hysterical realism.’

Wood coined that term in a 2001 review of Zadie Smith’s White Teeth, which compared Smith’s book to a tranche of other turn-of-the-millennium novels including David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. Actually, he coined it less than two weeks before 9/11. When he wrote that “there’s something essentially paranoid in the belief that everything is connected to everything else,” it was an unintended prophecy. The twenty-first century hysterical realism of A Book for All and None (as well as, for example, Ian McEwan’s Saturday) is filtered through the lens of global terrorism.

As she veers from country churches, through Oxford, to Baghdad and Dubai, from Virginia Woolf’s lighthouse to a detention centre in the desert, Morgan seems to be trying to capture something ambivalent about this paranoia of connectedness. The brand of literary scholarship practiced by her protagonists is a project of forging connections between people, texts, and times. Is the uncontrollable drama of terrorism and insurgency a symptom of the same interconnectedness, out of control? If one moment Walter can fall in love with an Iraqi woman, and see her assassinated in the next, then how can we tell what is meaningful? Is it really possible to say that an affair between two dead people, or between two aging academic types, deserves as much of our attention as the collapse of a country, as bombs and murders and riots? Does everything matter, or matter equally? Or does nothing?

What troubles Morgan’s book, as it has other examples of hysterical realism, is that as Wood wrote “the characters in these novels are not really alive, not fully human.” Raymond, Beatrice, and Walter all seem like familiar acquaintances, whom we have no wish to make into close friends. We see too little of what drives the intellectual quest of the former (the passion and anxiety that animated Posession), or the acquisitive campaign of the latter. Walter is, simply, driven: that’s how he would describe himself, but without knowing why. During his breakdown he says, “Don’t you ever get to feeling, Rafi, that nothing’s real any more? Everything’s virtual. Everything’s a parody of itself.” In this novel the characters, and their connections, and their situations, are all virtual.

So are their reactions to the world. What is impressive and beautiful in a book like Infinite Jest is the time and depth it gives to observational thought. Hal and Don are real characters made real by their unique and complex subjectivity. There are no glimpses of this here, but only surfaces. Sometimes they speak in vile commonplaces: “If you ask me, the Axis of Evil cuts right through middle America.” Sometimes they are aware enough to see how commonplaces speak through them: “What price freedom? Walter Cronk thinks, and then almost at once wonders why he is thinking it” (an echo of Woolf’s Mrs Ramsay, who says to herself, “we are in the hands of the Lord. But instantly she was annoyed with herself for saying that…”). We end up wondering how anyone could fall in love with any of them.

Which is a problem when we try to find what matters in this novel, for what Morgan presents us with is a mixture of surfaces at different angles. Surely her own interest, her own desire to explore the terrifying paradoxes of war, politics, and ideology, has led her to pour all these themes into her book. This is the attitude of the new maximalist novel, the post-9/11 novel, and it is admirably ambitious. But her characters don’t seem to share that interest, or that ambition. They’re a myopic, self-centred, drifting set. Through their eyes, in this novel, we see nothing but vague shapes and meaningless connections. Is that, after all, where we are now?

Review: Hop Farm Festival (Saturday)

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Punters looking for a festival in Britain are spoilt for choice these days: alongside the bastions of Glastonbury and Reading/Leeds, an army of medium sized events has sprung up over the last few years offering similar peace, love and overpriced food experiences, with the added draw of big headline acts. Hop Farm Festival in Kent, celebrating its fourth anniversary, boasts its lack of sponsorship and branding in an effort to adhere to the hippie, ethical ideal that always draws the florally bedecked teenage brigade, yet Saturday’s line-up also attracted an older crowd, deckchairs filling the main field to honour such golden oldies as Iggy and the Stooges, Lou Reed and Morrissey.

Newton Faulkner made the most of his early slot, encouraging audience members to pretend they were ‘pirates with rabies facing barbarian hordes’, and rousing the crowd by shouting, ‘Just because I’m one man with a guitar doesn’t mean I’m not allowed…jumping!’ Over in the next field, Graham Coxon of Blur fame entertained with music from his seven solo albums.

Back on the main stage Patti Smith, accompanied by Patrick Wolf on violin and harp, performed many of her old classics interspersed with strongly voiced political messages, finishing on a lively Gloria. Despite some technical problems, Guillemots, led by the flamboyant Fyfe Dangerfield, got the crowd going with an excellent set, including old favourites from their first album such as Made Up Love Song #43, introduced as ‘a song that’s vaguely about love’, and Through the Windowpane, alongside more recent hits.

Lou Reed is not someone you’d expect to please a crowd at a big festival, but few fans expected a set as self-indulgent as the one he provided. Barely acknowledging his audience, Reed led a large band through an odd selection of songs, shunning major hits such as Walk on the Wild Side and Perfect Day, and omitting tracks from seminal album Berlin altogether. Clearly reading his lyrics from screens at the bottom of the stage, each song was filled out with hefty introductory and concluding jamming, which grew tedious after the first few pieces. Towards the end of his hour he softened to include a stunning Sunday Morning and an uplifting Sweet Jane, but the inclusion of such songs as the obscure Temporary Thing from such a wide and acclaimed back catalogue at a festival sent a clear message of Reed’s lack of need or desire to win fans over.

As the sun finally went down, we were treated to a strange video on the side of the main stage, before Morrissey appeared to thunderous applause. With endearing humbleness (‘How do I follow Iggy?’) he launched into the first of many Smiths songs, I Want The One I Can’t Have. Over his long set we witnessed two shirt changes as well as a popular cover of Lou Reed’s Satellite of Love, making up for this song’s earlier no-show (speculation as to whether Reed himself would appear was disappointed). There is a Light that Never Goes Out got the whole field singing along, and This Charming Man and even controversial Meat is Murder, which apparently bombed at Glastonbury, were received rapturously. ‘It’s the most civil, most sensible, the best music festival in the country!’ cried Morrissey. His more recent solo work also went down well, with hits such as First of the Gang to Die and Irish Blood, English Heart performed to perfection.

Leaving the main stage we stumbled across the end of Carl Barat’s set and were enticed into the Bread and Roses tent by the chords of Libertines classic Don’t Look Back Into The Sun. Halfway through, this song turned into Time For Heroes, before Barat gave up on this and announced his last song, So Long My Lover, which he began to bawl out without his microphone, teetering on the edge of the stage. Civil and sensible it may usually be, but Hop Farm Festival can always surprise.

Oliver Wyman hockey tournament

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On a warm June evening, 8 teams (representing 7 colleges and Oliver Wyman, a leading global management consulting firm) descended on the Iffley astro in a battle for glory, Oliver Wyman team stash and numerous other prizes.

The standard was remarkably high with a number of end-to-end drag flicks, spectacular goals and overly exuberant celebrations. In the end, the final was closely contested between Magdalen and Jesus. An early goal from Jesus took them into the lead, leaving Magdalen desperately battling to equalise. It seemed they were out of luck, until, in the last minute they scored a spectacular goal bringing the score to 1-1.

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Out of time, Golden Goal was declared and the two teams fought on. Just as the organisers were considering declaring a draw, a shot from Magdalen glanced off the post and landed in the back of the net. Special congratulations from Oliver Wyman to the team with the deer park!

The tournament was followed by drinks and socialising in the Cape of Good Hope and will be held again next year during Trinity term. Watch this space for more information nearer the time.

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The Cherwell Guide to Lingo

There is always a sense of excitement in the unknown. For most of us, going abroad is the easiest access to this excitement. The early-morning airport rush is all part of the holiday thrill; in that cool English 4am something waits, unformed, at the edge of consciousness, as we try to imagine the new lands ahead. Yet there is one element of the unknown which fills the traveller with dread. It is this: what am I going to say?

The more unknown the territory into which we venture, the less likely we are to have the required linguistic expertise to order a drink, haggle over prices in the market, or convince your new male/female friend of your credentials. The most trivial of GCSE option choices suddenly become fatal, as we encounter the limited options on the budget airline’s flight-planner. Most of us know our ca va when the time calls for it, but even in Europe the serial traveller can be thrown off by a sudden border crossing. They then reveal their panic in a series of ever more elaborate gesticulations, so that Avez-vous un chambre pour ce soir can become a career-defining piece of physical theatre just the other side of the Pyrenees, no doubt with a well-entertained audience to compliment it. Que dice el hombre? …no tengo ni idea.

It is for this reason that Cherwell brings you an invaluable guide to negotiating the perils of communication breakdown. There are ten points, because we feel that such clear organisation will be in some way comforting to the linguistically bewildered, who have lost all sense of grammatical structure. There are clear titles, because someone that has just been told about male and female nouns does not need content overload. So to those of you who have ever felt – or plan ever to feel – lost in translation, read on:

 

1. Always be eating.

Let’s face it, the first thing we want to know is how to order. Subsistence first, culture second. Besides, all national stereotypes are in some way food-related, and in encountering an unfamiliar language, any pre-existing vocabulary one possesses is likely to centre around foodstuffs. Even if not, picture menus are a handy alternative. Then you can try and work out what your fellow diners are on about.

 

2. Brands are your friends. Use them.

Even in deepest darkest Peru, Paddington still likes his Marmite. These days, anyway. Or more to the point, if you can’t remember ‘water’ when the Congolese jungleman asks you if you’re thirsty, just plump for a Coke instead. You know he knows what that is, even if he doesn’t want you to.

 

3. Sport is your friend. Use it.

Let us describe a very familiar scenario. Two individuals from different cultures meet, neither speaks the other’s language, and they are at a loss as to how to converse. There is suddenly a brainwave. One of the pair realises that in virtually every language, football means the same thing. Apart from when it means soccer. Anyway, there is a good ten minutes of opening conversation to be had. The thread runs thus:

Football?

(nods head)

Manchester United?

(nods head)

Wayne Rooney?

(nods head)

Ronaldo?

(shakes head sympathetically)

David Beckham?

(both pause, and then nod heads. much joyous exclaiming)

And even if the subtleties of ‘WAG’ as a Beckham-influenced acronym are not discussed, or the full innuendo of ‘goldenballs’ not made clear, progress has still quite clearly been made.

 

4. Don’t think that names are the easy part.

The soft lilt of an English village on the tongue is pure nostalgia for the world-weary, and yet such rosy memories can lull one into a false sense of security. Don’t assume you know how it should sound. Take an American for instance. The special relationship often doesn’t extend to a thorough appreciation of the counties, as anyone who has painfully sat through a voicing of Glah-cess-terr-shy-uh can attest. Watch what the locals do.

 

5. Release your inner child.

In developed countries, the aspiring linguist can make much progress even without the help of others. All they have to do is find a local bookstore and delve into the young children’s section. One ‘my first storybook’ later, and the reader has worked out some basic pronouns, verbs, colours, numbers and the names of several wild and/or domesticated animals. It was probably a cracking good read too. For the more confident, working out vocab from well-known passages in foreign versions of Harry Potter is an excellent option.

 

6. Music makes the world go round.

For the less sporting amongst us, a campfire sing-a-long similarly requires very little linguistic participation. There will almost definitely be some sort of hummable melody, and perhaps even a wordless chorus. Hey Jude has never looked so appealing. To the tone deaf in a tight spot – probably time to start brushing up on Ferguson’s latest acquisitions.

 

7. The internet is (unhelpful) cheating.

Anyone can type ‘thank you’ into Word Reference. It’s not big, and it isn’t clever. If you’re remote, you probably won’t have any signal. And if you have, you’re probably somewhere populous enough that you would have heard someone say the word a hundred times over anyway, if you hadn’t been checking your Facebook the whole time. Besides, anything more than single word responses are going to be pretty limited. The internet isn’t going to conjugate those infinitives for you.

 

8. Create a diversion.

So you’ve just met some boy or girl, and bought them some drink in some capital city, in some club down some stairs. The only thing that’s going to convince them that it doesn’t matter you have nothing at all to say, is if your dancing is absolutely exquisite. Think Park End relocated.

 

9. Keeping up appearances.

For the multi-lingual struggling in unfamiliar territory, why not try one of those languages you do know? You might strike lucky. There has to be at least one Mandarin-speaking German, surely. If this fails, then at least when the local offloads his contempt onto you it will be some other country looking ignorant. Conversely, for any linguists holidaying in Britain and indulging in slightly risqué activities, nothing says innocent like a supposedly nonplussed foreigner.

 

10. Hermetic benefits.

Well, you don’t have to talk to anyone. No-one’s forcing you.

 

So there you have it. Ten steps to blag your way to linguistic success. Print them, memorise them, save them on your phone, and with a bit of luck, and a flair for improvisation, you’ll soon know your sushi from your shinkansen. And let’s face it, anything is better than discovering you have the potential for yoga when only trying to ask where the train station is. Try not to get physical, folks. At this point Cherwell should probably wish you good luck in a variety of different languages, but we don’t want to make things too easy for you, do we?

Review: Shabazz Palaces – Black Up

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Asked by Cherwell earlier this year where he saw himself by the end of 2011, Shabazz Palaces frontman Ishmael Butler replied “…in a palace in the Middle East smoking opium and learning some new skills.” Such a description is not altogether unfitting for the music of Shabazz Palaces’ psychedelic debut, Black Up. The record is the first ever Hip Hop release for Seattle-based indie label Sub Pop, but its experimental leanings make it wholly unclassifiable as conventional ‘Hip Hop’.

For months, Shabazz Palaces was shrouded in mystery, and Butler (formerly known as Butterfly, of reputed 90’s jazz-rap trio Digable Planets) operated solely under the moniker of Palaceer Lazaro, and this enigmatic aesthetic has carried over into Black Up. The singular production (by Tendai Mariaire, credited cryptically as Knife Knights.plcrs) buries Ish’s voice under layers of dark and discordant otherworldly samples, bathing the album’s beats in a brooding, extraterrestrial texture. The familiar creeps in too, as it does in the female soul samples of ‘Recollections of the Wraith’, but their warmth is subverted by the minimal bass thumps underlying Ish’s taunting verses. Sonic influences are hard to pinpoint, but one can hear snatches of dub and funk amidst the ethereal shifts of rhythm and style and the unsettling plinks of the mbira.

Black Up operates on the fringes of Hip Hop, adopting its chief characteristics but also borrowing generously from the sampled collages of experimental electronica and trip hop. The Palaceer tells us himself on closing track ‘Swerve…The Reaping of All That Is Worthwhile (Noir Not Withstanding)’: “Every sound, we trying to mash and attention. We bung the latest feelings, they just re-rap through the givens. Them are talk first, we are observe and listen.” The wizened MC’s admonishment of his younger colleagues might ring hollow in another context, but given the intrigue and freshness of Black Up, younger rappers might do well to “observe and listen.”

Oxford’s lost Michelangelo?

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Campion Hall, one of Oxford’s permanent private halls, may have unknowingly owned an original painting by Michelangelo since the 1930s.

 

Antonio Forcellino, a respected art scholar, has used infrared techniques to examine preliminary sketches underneath the painting. He suggests that this shows the artwork Crucifixion With The Madonna, St John And Two Morning Angels to have been painted by Michelangelo, and not his contemporary Marcelo Venusti, as previously had been thought.

 

The artwork is one of two pieces identified by Mr Forcellino in his book The Lost Michelangelos. The other, an unfinished painting of Mary and Jesus, was found in an American family home where it had been stored behind the sofa for safekeeping.

 

The relatively small work, measuring around 20” x 13′, had simply been hanging on a wall. Since the new evidence, it has been safely stored in the Ashmolean.

 

However the process of identifying an artist is rarely definitive. Dr Geraldine Johnson, lecturer of History of Art at the University of Oxford, hadn’t yet seen the evidence but said ‘even if it turns out to be compelling, it would still need to be assessed critically in light of other available evidence’.

 

This would include ‘close visual analysis of the style, composition, and painting technique’ alongside ‘provenance research and other relevant and historical/iconographic information.’

Ibiza or bust (1)

Arriving in the world famous San Antonio at 5am, it’s safe to say my first visit to the White Isle is not entirely what I expected. Foolishly imagining glamorous bars and beautiful people, the first person to catch my eye is a prostitute offering bargain blowjobs: “Sucky five euros”, she chants. She stands at the foot of the West End, a street from which she will probably get more business than is healthy for anyone, a dirty row of British bars with drunkards packed in shoulder to shoulder. People are stepping over (some stepping on) a young English guy taking forty winks on the floor.

While all this isn’t exactly painting a beautiful picture of my home for the summer, there’s one thing every conscious person on this street seemed to share; each one was in full holiday spirit and having the time of their lives.

The next few days brought disappointingly little tanning and huge quantities of CVs, as I thrust twenty or so into uninterested hands of uninterested managers. I saw one of them place mine on top of a pile of others that would pretty much reach my knee. It seems I’m one of many young sun-seekers trying to live the Balearic dream.

I tried a bit of ticket selling, and lasted no longer than an hour. Some guy called Jay or Jake or Joe sent me to go knocking on hotel room doors, and sell every club-night with €2 commission, and no basic wage. Frankly, I felt like a twat and I looked like a twat, and so did anybody who was going to buy €70 tickets off some anonymous person who has arrived at their door. If nothing else, I was rubbish at it and sold zero.

The next day I started selling laughing gas balloons in one of the aforementioned grotty bars. This was right up my street, having a shameless, harmless flirt with pretty damned horrid guys, and watching their merry faces as they inhaled the unknown gas. Balloons were €5, but €20 if they were drunk enough to mix up the notes or if they failed to notice I have a face as well as a pair of tits. Again, it was just on commission so it felt like my duty to rinse the vulnerable intoxicants of their hard earned holiday spends. Laughing gas is legal in Spain, legal to buy, legal to sell, but highly illegal to misuse. By this I mean that it’s sold for use in Starbucks for whipping cream, and probably, definitely shouldn’t be being used in balloons. Not that I knew this until my boss frantically told me to stash everything away as the girl doing the same next door had just been arrested. It’s a €2000 fine for the girl and for the bar. I had to stop selling the gas, and although the boss asked me back a couple of days later, the thought of calling my dad and asking to borrow two grand for bail is just not worth thinking about.

As it happens I ended up taking a ride in a police car anyway after doing some work handing out flyers on the beach. My latest boss had failed to equip me with a license, so I was whisked away by two undercover policia fighting serious crime. Good girls like me do not ride in police cars, so this was a pretty strange event. Despite my naïve shock that the seats weren’t padded and the windows didn’t open (for fear felons like me might jump out and make a dash for freedom, I suppose) the fact I was locked in a soundproof, bulletproof, criminal-proof taxi made me feel pretty damn badass. Of course, I was freed after my boss was presented with a hefty fine.

Anyway, that’s what’s happened so far, as well as a few free club-nights with the likes of Katy B and Judge Jules, a bit more sun tanning and very little thought about imminent exam results (only just remembered this).

Hope everybody’s having a wild summer. x

The demise of the News of the World

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The decision to close the News of the World after 168 years came as a major shock to the United Kingdom’s media. That the Murdochs felt the need to sacrifice the UK’s leading Sunday newspaper was an early indication of the extent of the phone tapping scandal which emerged in the few days before it was scrapped.

 

The story is of course not a new one. The paper’s royal editor Clive Goodman was jailed in 2007, when it emerged that some of his stories had come from intercepted phone messages. The impact on the paper had, however, appeared to be minimal. While its activities were condemned from all quarters, the fact the News of the World had hacked into the phones of public figures was not deemed something that would stain the paper in the long run. Even when the full scale of the phone tapping began to emerge, it seemed that Andy Coulson, the editor at the time, would be the only one indelibly tainted.

 

That all changed with the revelations that News of the World journalists and others hired by the paper had hacked into the voicemail of Milly Dowler, the Surrey schoolgirl who went missing in 2002, and into those of bereaved soldiers’ families. It became clear that public figures were not the only ones targeted by the News of the World’s phone tapping. At a stroke, all the paper had campaigned for in the last decade was made to look rather hollow.

 

The News of the World had after all campaigned extensively for measures aimed at protecting children from crime, notably its campaign for ‘Sarah’s Law’ in 2000. Therefore the revelation that News of the World journalists hacked into the voicemail system of Milly Dowler was exceedingly damaging. Indeed the paper’s actions seem especially reprehensible given that her parents may have been given false hope she was alive, by the disappearance of voicemail messages from her phone. In reality they were apparently deleted by employees of the News of the World.

 

Similarly, the paper had been vocal in its support for British soldiers and repeatedly criticised the government for not doing enough in looking after the country’s armed forces. Again, the paper’s stance on the issue was completely undermined by the emergence of rumours that the families of dead service personel had had their phones hacked. The News of the World had within the space of a week completely lost any credibility and integrity.

 

This is presumably why the Murdochs felt it necessary to close the paper down and announce that the issue of 10th July would be the last in the paper’s history. This decision has however been widely characterised as a cynical move to protect the rest of the News International media empire. Many of the paper’s current staff have protested that they did not belong to the paper at the time of the phone hacking and hence have been punished for the crimes of their predecessors. Indeed one of the most intriguing things about the whole scandal is the Murdochs’ seemingly overwhelming desire to protect Rebekah Brooks, formerly editor of the paper and now chief executive of News International. It seems they hoped that the decision to shut the paper would help deflect attention away from Ms Brooks and allow her to continue in her current role. With the now reopened police inquiry, forthcoming parliamentary inquiry and intense media scrutiny it seems that this hope was somewhat naïve at best.

 

The closing down of the News of the World may in time be seen as a premature decision. Perhaps a front page apology and the promise to purge anyone from News International (including Rebekah Brooks) who had been involved in phone tapping could have saved the paper. That said, in the days since the new evidence of phone hacking emerged, new revelations such as the bribing of police officers by the News of the World have come to light. It seems probable that Rupert and James Murdoch know of other transgressions by the paper’s staffs which have yet to be seized upon by the press, which in their opinion made the News of the World’s continued existence untenable.

 

The News of the World would in any case have been a tainted brand for a number of years and by shutting the paper down News International clearly hoped to protect the rest of their media empire. With News International’s shares slumping, James Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks facing police investigations and the organisation forced to cancel its planned takeover of BskyB , it seems that any hope that the scandal could be contained was misguided. The future of News International itself, until a week or two ago seemingly an impregnable media conglomerate, remains very much up in the air.

 

Wimbledon 2011

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Wimbledon is one of those events in the sporting calendar which fills the British public with anticipation and expectation, hopeful that we may once again feel proud of our country’s accomplishments in the world of professional sport. This feeling of hope is usually followed by crushing disappointment and a realisation that our sportsmen and women usually struggle to attain anything greater than mediocrity. Although Wimbledon 2011 failed to really change this, it was nonetheless a truly fantastic two weeks’ worth of tennis, providing an excellent reminder as to why Wimbledon is such a special competition.

 

Prior to the tournament, Andy Murray and Novak Djokovic were the most talked about players by the British media. The dour, fuzzy-faced Scot was a hot topic because it seemed possible that he could be the first British Men’s Singles champion since 1936, whereas the Serbian had amazed spectators by only losing one match since November 2010. Despite having recently surrendered his astounding 43 consecutive match unbeaten run, Djokovic was perceived to be a real contender to challenge to grip of Federer and Nadal at the top of the men’s tour.

 

The Men’s tournament progressed as expected with just one exception as Jo-Wilfried Tsonga – who had won plaudits with some remarkable acrobatics in previous matches – managed to dispose of World No. 2 Roger Federer in five sets. Other notable highlights in the earlier rounds included Murray’s oddly-named but rather impressive ‘hot dog’ shot, along with Djokovic’s exhibition of uncharacteristic anger as he smashed his racket into the ground during his encounter with Marcos Baghdatis. Another character worthy of a mention is the new Australian No. 1 Bernard Tomic, who beat several stalwarts of the game in his first Wimbledon before eventually falling to the unstoppable Djokovic in the quarter finals. At only 18 years old, Tomic is certainly someone to look out for in the future.

 

Although Murray played some impressive stuff to reach the semi-finals he almost inevitably fell to Nadal, never quite looking convincing enough to seriously trouble the Spaniard whose left bicep was firing on all cylinders. This left Nadal and Djokovic, a final with more spice then usual as Djokovic was to inherit the World No. 1 ranking from Nadal regardless of the result. Nadal would surely want revenge. Strangely though, Djokovic completely dominated the match, playing sensationally and looking in total control even when Nadal took the third set. The “big two” of men’s tennis is now a ‘big three’.

 

The Women’s game is much less predictable than the Men’s tour, with any of the top 20 female players in the world able to challenge for major honours. This was evident in this year’s tournament as many seeded players dropped out early, for instance defending French Open champion Li Na, who fell in only the second round. Defending Wimbledon champion and professional grunter Serena Williams was knocked out in the fourth round after an injury-plagued year, and her equally loud sibling Venus met her end at the same stage. The finalists this year were Maria Sharapova and Petra Kvitova, but the contest itself was rather disappointing and short-lived. Sharapova hardly put up a fight in a match that lasted a mere 1 hour and 25 minutes. This should not detract from Kvitova’s fabulous performance however, and she fully deserved the title at the precocious age of 21.

 

Despite the disappointments for senior British players, the tournament did reveal that we possess two very promising youngsters. Liam Broady won the Boys Doubles and was runner up in the Boy’s Singles, with fellow blossoming prodigy Laura Robson reaching the second round of the Women’s draw, losing valiantly to eventual finalist Sharapova in the second round. Although Wimbledon proved disappointing for Andy Murray once again, these two bright 17 year olds gave us a glimmer of hope that we may see a British Grand Slam winner in the near future.