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Ruled or Fooled Britannia? – Part Two

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While some players have struggled badly to adapt to the sheer pace and physicality of the English game, others have simply failed to live up to the grand reputations that preceded them in the past fuelled, in somc cases, by the hefty transfer fees paid for them by English clubs.

 

Afonso Alves

Club: Middlesbrough (2008–2009)

After 45 goals in 40 appearances for Heerenveen in the Dutch Eredivisie, including seven in one game, and beating Marco van Basten’s national record in the process, the striker moved to the Riverside Stadium for a club-record fee believed to be in the region of £12,700,000. He was seen as the ideal solution to solve the struggling Teesiders goalscoring problems. But the Belo Horizonte-born man was never able to recapture his previous scintillating form as he found it difficult to adapt to the physicality of the Barclays Premier League. In two seasons, where he was mainly confined to the bench, he managed just 13 goals and was part of the team that was relegated to the Npower Championship in 2009.

Finest Moment: A rare double strike against Manchester United in the Barclays Premier League (6th April 2008)

Where is he now? Al-Rayyan Sports Club

 

Jô

Club: Manchester City (2008–2011)

Like Alves, the tall striker enjoyed a marvellous spell in European football in Russia with CSKA Moscow where his goals-to-games ratio was better than a goal every game. He became the first marquee signing of City’s new Arab owners under Mark Hughes but was unable to cement a regular starting place in the side, featuring in just 6 games at the start of the 2008–2009 season. His future at the club was cast into further doubt by the arrival of new manager Roberto Mancini and fellow strikers Edin Džeko and Mario Balotelli. Although the striker’s form picked up during loan spells with Everton and Galatasaray, the São Paulo-born man was unable to crack the English game. 

Finest Moment: An excellent performance in Manchester City’s emphatic 4-1 away win against Fulham in the Barclays Premier League (21st November 2010)

Where is he now? Internacional

 

Roque Júnior

Club: Leeds United (2003–2004)

Hailed by the then manager Peter Reid as a man who would bring “strength and depth in quality”, that despite never seeing the slight defender in competitive action, the 2002 FIFA World Cup and 2003 Champions League-winning player never lived up to the high expectations which greeted his arrival at Elland Road. His home debut ended in disaster as he was sent off against Birmingham City and it quickly became apparent that he was unable to adapt to the pace and physicality of Premiership football. He was guilty of numerous lapses in concentration and in his 7 games at the heart of the Leeds United defence, The Whites shipped in a staggering 24 goals. 

Finest Moment: A double brace in a 3-2 home defeat to Manchester United in the Third Round of the Worthington Cup (28th October 2003) 

Where is he now? Retired

 

Kléberson

Club: Manchester United (2003–2005) 

Hailed by the then Brazilian National Team Head Coach Luiz Felipe Scolari as the driving force behind A Seleção’s 2002 FIFA World Cup victory, the central-midfielder arrived at Old Trafford at the same time as Cristiano Ronaldo. While the Portuguese international blossomed, Kléberson’s United career never took off. The dislocation of his shoulder in only his second appearance for the club put a brake on his progress under Sir Alex Ferguson. When he did appear, he was often played out of position, be it on the right wing or as an attacking midfielder. Ultimately, the now 32-year-old was unable to match the standards set by Roy Keane and after two seasons he signed for BeÅŸiktaÅŸ.

Finest Moment: A commanding performance in midfield during Manchester United’s 4-0 home win over Aston Villa in the Premier League (6th December 2003)

Where is he now? Flamengo CF

 

Robinho

Club: Manchester City (2008–2010)

On his day, the striker-come-winger boasted a ruthless attacking edge and was worth every penny of the £32,5000,000 that City splashed out on the former Real Madrid player on the last day of the 2008 Summer Transfer Window. He ended his first season in England as City’s top scorer with 14 goals, finishing the 4th top scorer in the Barclays Premier League. But the São Vicente-born man was never able to produce consistent performances, sighting his failure to adapt to the physical nature of the English game and inability to settle into life in Manchester. The arrival of Roberto Mancini following the sacking of Mark Hughes and his questionable attitude saw the Brazilian international fall further down the pecking order at City. 

Finest Moment: A sublime hat-trick against Stoke City in the Barclays Premier League (26th October 2008) 

Where is he now? AC Milan

 

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RAG’s charity selection process changes

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OUSU voted this week to further extend radical reforms to the way that the RAG charities are decided.

Any member of the student body will now be able to nominate a charity and that it will be put to a public vote, using the electronic My-Vote system, which is already used for OUSU elections.

Previously, charities were nominated by the OUSU VP Charities and Communities, along with a committee of other parties, and were then put to a vote at a meeting. The new system is an extension of a trial that was run in Trinity Term, where just 4% of the student population voted.

Daniel Stone, OUSU VP Charities and Communities is not deterred by this and maintains that it is a positive move forward. He told Cherwell, “Last term the student body helped us to raise around £25k for charity by throwing themselves off an 180ft crane, dressing to impress for the RAG Ball and partying in one of our club nights. Given that we rely so much on students getting behind our events it is only fair that they have the easiest possible opportunity to have their say.”

He added that the news scheme “will ultimately raise the profile of charitable activity in the University.”

The student reaction to the move has been mixed. Whilst many are enthusiastic about the chance to get involved, others just see this as another OUSU poll that doesn’t affect them.

Helena Horsburgh, a second year Modern Languages student said: ‘I think it’s a really good idea for students to have the chance to nominate and vote for charities.’

Ben Thomas, a first year Engineering student, agrees: ‘I think this will give people the opportunity to put forward smaller, less popular charities, who might be just as deserving of RAG support as larger organisations.’

The RAG, Oxford University’s charitable giving organisation, donates around £120,000 a year to charity, through events and a variety of other student-led initiatives. Traditionally the money is split between four charities, of which one has to be student-run, one Oxford-based, one national and one international.

Nominations are open until 12pm on Thursday of 4th week and forms are available online.

Wikipedia founder launches free speech project

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On 19th January a research project which invites people to debate global free speech in the internet age was launched in Oxford.

The launch featured Oxford Professor of European Studies Timothy Garton Ashton in conversation with Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales. The talk was streamed just a day after the Wikipedia Blackout, a protest against internet anti-piracy laws proposed within the US Congress.

Free Speech Debate aims to encourage people to discuss the opportunities and limits of free expression. On the website ten draft principles are listed concerning global free expression. Added to these are explanations, expert analyses and case studies, with the information being translated into 13 different languages in the hope of stimulating a trans-cultural debate.

A team of more than thirty graduates and researchers at Oxford University are involved in the project, which has received the backing of notable figures including Indian writer Arundhati Roy and Iranian activist Mohsen Kadivar. Both have interviews and commentaries included on the site.

Professor Garton Ash commented, ‘Freespeechdebate.com is a website for the discussion of free speech in the age of mass migration and the internet. From yesterday’s Wikipedia protest to the role of social media in the Arab Spring, every day brings a free speech controversy to the headlines. Our project aims to contribute structure, depth and detail to this global debate, as well as openness to the views of netizens from different cultures and perspectives.’

Ash emphasised that when all 13 languages are in action, the information will linguistically be accessible to 80% of the two billion people online. This would allow people speaking in different tongues in different parts of the world to engage with each other through the internet in a ‘spirit of robust civility.’

The talk will be online later this week and will be digitally archived by the Bodleian Libraries.

Review: Spamalot

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Spamalot is fantastic. Really, really, fantastic. In my opinion, that’s all that needs to be said, but I don’t think that would go down too well with the editors. This Tony Award-winning musical is feisty, riotous, and completely flipping mental. If you’ve got an unsated desire to see a catapulted cow, rude Frenchmen, and dancing, fish-toting Fins, then this is the musical for you. If you’re a boring, lifeless misery with no zeal for the wondrously eclectic pleasures of life, give it a miss. And get some help.

The scheduling of the show feels particularly appropriate. Just as the last remnants of the pantomime season can be seen gentle fluttering away in the post-epiphany wind, Spamalot lands with a satisfying ‘thunk’ in its place. It really does have an awful lot in common with its festive counterpart. The set is a brightly coloured affair, resembling a cardboard cut-out that has been slotted together in a child’s playroom. The horses of Arthur and his retinue are enacted by men with coconut shells. There’s even a little audience interaction. Yet Spamalot is oh so much more than pantomime. The humour, as any Python connoisseur will tell you, is at once delightfully silly and juvenile, yet at the same time masterfully clever and surreal. The attention to detail is remarkably deft; milk bottles, for example, have been surreptitiously placed outside the door to Camelot Castle, playing no ostensible part in the play. They’re just there for fun.

Fans of Monty Python will have already noticed from just the few things I have mentioned how much this production lifts from the original films and television series. Spamalot is billed as ‘A new musical lovingly ripped off from Monty Python and the Holy Grail’. They’re not lying. Huge chunks of the script and plot of the 1974 film have been written straight into the play. This is fine by me. It’s a pleasure to see live on stage some of the most memorable routines in film history: Dennis the Constitutional Peasant; the relentlessly committed Black Knight; the killer rabbit that guards the Holy Grail. But, on stage, there is freedom for experiment. Python’s favourite musical number, ‘Always look on the bright side of life’ appears, but with the added delight of background dancing from one of the giant Knights Who Say “Ni”. The excitement from the audience as Eric Idle’s projected face delivers God’s message is testament to the respect that the Pythons still inspire.

For all its channelling of the pre-established grail canon, Terry Jones, co-director of the original film and initial sceptic of the enterprise said, ‘I think the best parts of the musical are the new things.’ One of Spamalot’s strengths is its superb ability to make fun of the conventions of musical theatre. The production grasps the tail of the fish of parody firmly in both hands, and proceeds to repeatedly beat you around the face with it. ‘The Song That Goes Like This’ and ‘Diva’s Lament’ both give a hearty ribbing to the maudlin overblown ballads of Lloyd Webber and Co. The initial Broadway run’s ‘You Won’t Succeed on Broadway if You Don’t Have Any Jews’ has been replaced with ‘You Won’t Succeed in Oxford if You Don’t Have Any Stars’. This gives a delightful nod to the shameless audience-grabbing casting of Marcus Brigstocke as King Arthur. Spamalot is a show that knows exactly what it’s doing, and doesn’t take itself too seriously.

For that reason, it’s not getting five stars. It wouldn’t want five stars. But please, please, go along to the New Theatre this week. It’ll make you happy to be alive.

4 stars

Press Preview: Twelfth Night

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Baz Luhrman’s Romeo and Juliet came immediately to mind with the guitar-strummed opening. Feste (Orowa Sikder), the clown, and Radiohead, share roles as purveyor of unrequited love. Duke Orsino (Matt Ball) is the victim of one-sided desire in Shakespeare’s comedy, and in this O’Reilly production is played rather effeminately nicely reinforcing the ambiguity of gender and identity central to the plot.

Music is certainly the food of love and audience members will be forgiven for shouting “play on” for the Johnny Flynn style interludes which are integral to the triumph of the play. Nevertheless reducing the experience to a great gig would be unrepresentative of Declan Clowry’s creation in which physicality and movement is delighted in.  A dramatic lunge at Olivia in Malvolio’s passion is synchronised with the well known “thrust” of the climax to “some are born great, some achieve greatness….” while the Renaissance concept of the characters as Victims of Fortune is brought across in the whirling and turning of the choreography. (Even Orsino has recourse to the terrestrial domain with a steadying of his unstable situation by leaning on the bar.)

With the staging the directors have kept the influence of medieval culture on Shakespeare’s work; a split stage of two mansions representing the different realms of Orsino and Olivia while the platea is a shared space. The two worlds are most noticeably bridged by the Clown whose blues-emitting guitar penetrates both ruling spheres. The sartorial choices reflect the prohibition era Illyria with a sensational trench coat catching my eye.

Maria’s (Alice Fraser) Little Black Dress makes this “good wench” a very sexy waiting-woman to counterpart the equally sultry Olivia (Imogen O’Sullivan). In a play where gender is obfuscated and disguise is adopted, these two women stand out as clear bastions of femininity and Renaissance girl power.  Viola (Kate O’Connor) is brilliant at fixing the irony of her situation and dons her mask convincingly to entrench Cesario in the camp of “we men.”

The duality of the play is built into the set and played out in the myriad combinations of character pairs. The element of twice was even extended to the number of improvisations appearing in the preview, with musician acting messenger; “err, there’s a man at the gate” and Sir Toby Belch (David Cochrane) attempting to commence a quite different scene to the rest of the cast.

This chaos only added to the jocular nature of the play in keeping with the Christmas festival of Twelth Night –a characteristically riotous season. The two drunkards enforced this joviality with some side-splitting dancing and stumbling. Whether chaos comes from order of order from chaos the ordered chaos or chaotic order of the production makes the play a success.

4 stars

Interview: The Hothouse

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Set in an unidentified institution on Christmas Day, Pinter’s ‘The Hothouse’ abounds with deception, power-play and torture. Hannah Blyth speaks to the director Jamie MacDonagh and cast members Ruby Thomas and Barnaby White who play Cutts and Tubb. 

From the 1st to the 4th of February, ‘The Hothouse’ will be being performed at the Oxford Playhouse. Tickets are available at www.oxfordplayhouse.com/show/?eventid=2075

Interview: Twelfth Night

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Hannah Blyth and Bria Thomas speak to the producer and directors of Twelfth Night which is being performed at the Keble O’Reilly Theatre in third week. Set in the prohibition period, this version of Twelfth Night combines live blues music with the original script.

Tickets are available from www.wegottickets.com/f/3724

Press Preview: The Hothouse

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The Hothouse, a portrayal of an unspecified asylum-esque institution, is one of Pinter’s most harrowing works; the depiction is restricted to the small group of staff, raped and murdered patients referred to only by number.  Such a play demands a set of nuanced and complex performances; it requires something ambitious and original to make a worthwhile production.  Fortunately, this version by Illyria Productions claims to do just that: the programme makes the sweeping statement that for every part they have obtained “the most talented individual for that role within the university.”

As soon as I entered the college squash court where the rehearsal was being held, to be greeted by the sight of the cast of The Hothouse standing in a circle, intently focused on throwing several tennis balls between them (apparently to heighten appreciation of Pinter’s infamous pauses), I knew this was no run-of-the-mill theatre preview.  The twenty-strong technical team is also present; this production has one of largest budgets of any student production at the playhouse, and they seem intent to use it.  I was afforded only a brief glimpse of the first act, devoid of set or lighting, but those few scenes promised that every expectation would be fulfilled.

Those few scenes easily showcased the obvious talent of the cast, but it was the methods of director Jamie MacDonagh that truly shone.  Each of the scenes was performed two or three times: for each iteration, the director instructed the actors to change their objectives and persona for the scene.  These alternate between the bizarre and the brilliant; watching the inept Roote (Matt Gavan) desperately trying to prevent his subordinate Gibbs (Ziad Samaha) from leaving halfway through a conversation, however ludicrous, suddenly exposed the true nature of their relationship more brazenly than the dialogue cared to do.  In every performance, each character became a caricature of a single aspect of their personality or desire; it was fascinating to watch these slowly be constructed into the combination that both director and cast feels best  captures the essence of Pinter’s work.

It is a testimony as much to the skill of the cast as to the brilliance of the play that every scene that they played out, no matter how it is done, remained fresh.  MacDonagh promises his method will produce a subtly different performance each night, adapted as the accomplished actors fine tune their characters responses to reveal a marginal variation in the rich subtext every time the curtain opens.  The question even crossed my mind, watching the process played out multiple times in the space of an hour, whether the rehearsal could be more enlightening and entertaining than the performance.  Nevertheless, the finished product, in whatever form it appears, will be something truly spectacular, cerebral and haunting to behold.

5 STARS

We can’t BBelieve it

BB (blemish balm) creams are the latest skincare trend to hit the UK market. Billed as an all-in-one skincare saviour, and already extremely popular in the Far East, the BB cream was first made famous by a South Korean actress who began to use it in her daily skincare regime. With moisturising properties and SPF, BB creams are designed to improve the condition of the skin, as well as its appearance. They can cut out several steps of skin preparation, including sun cream, primer and, in some cases, moisturiser and foundation. We’ve selected three creams and mousses currently on the market and put them to the test to see if they live up to the hype.

We both tried: Shu Uemura UV underbase BB mousse (£29)

We were particularly intrigued by this new product from Shu Uemura, which, unlike many of the BB products available, comes in a mousse form. Only a walnut-sized amount is needed to cover your entire face with a light layer that sits well either on its own or under foundation. We were impressed by how well it disguised open pores, redness and uneven skin tone, without feeling drying on the skin. For those lucky enough to have clear skin, one layer is enough to create the appearance of a smooth and even complexion. For the rest of us, a dab of concealer or a touch of foundation is still needed to cover up spots and dark circles. No matter what your skin type, this mousse will provide the perfect base for a light and natural look.

Helen tried: 17 BB Blemish Balm, (RRP £6.99, currently £4.99)

17’s BB Blemish Balm claims to be ‘all-in-one magic make-up’, and so it was with high hopes that I dashed home from Boots to try it out. I was surprised to find that its cream formulation felt almost as light on my skin as Shu Uemura’s mousse – but that’s where the similarities ended. After applying it I could barely detect any difference in the appearance of blemishes, open pores or redness – the coverage was extremely minimal, and certainly did not provide the ‘flawless finish’ it professes to. Despite its oil-control claims, it soon left my combination skin looking shiny rather than dewy, making powder an absolute necessity. Perhaps, given its current offer price, it’s worth trying if you need very little coverage and you happen to suit one of the two shades on offer, but for me this ‘cult wonder product’ was a big disappointment.

Rachel tried: Garnier Miracle Skin Perfector, Daily All-In-One BB Cream (£9.99)

From the first application, Garnier’s Miracle Skin Perfector left my skin feeling smooth, and my complexion looking even. The cream formula is a lot thicker than the Shu Uemura mousse, so blending it in properly is a must, especially around the temples and jawline, to avoid areas of build-up, or worse, stripes! A good tip for application is to start with a thin layer of the product and then to add more layers gradually until your skin tone is even, and areas of redness are reduced. Using this method boosted the glow of my skin, without resulting in any undesirable shine, which can happen with over-application (believe me, I’ve learned this the hard way). When applied correctly, this BB cream doesn’t require a layer of foundation to create an even skin tone, just a bit of concealer on any larger spots or imperfections. It’s a quick and simple way to a natural look, and depending on your skin type, could replace morning moisturiser and foundation in one easy step.

Get ready for Latin! or Tobacco and Boys at the BT

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For anyone who’s ever read some of Stephen Fry’s later works, you’ll know what to expect of Latin! or Tobacco and Boys. I can remember reading The Liar and Fry’s autobiography at the tender age of fourteen and being appropriately scandalised, perhaps even a little turned on. Indeed, if rent-boys, horse-shagging and the ill-conceived ‘limp biscuit’ game are the staples of Fry’s later literary diet, you can only imagine what his 22 year-old self will have concocted, and it’s our great pleasure to bring you Latin! at the BT in 2nd week.

Latin! has been challenging, no doubt about it – a script relying on two sole characters and a number of tricky monologues always will be. Fry presents us with Dominic Clarke, the disillusioned Latin teacher at Chartham Park Prep, plagued by memories of a miserable Cambridge career and ready to explore, shall we say, pastures new. Clarke is a ‘sensitive in a world of literary rugby players’, seeking release through Cartwright, the blonde, the beautiful, the apple of his eye. Yet there’s one problem with Clarke’s muse: Cartwright is thirteen. Thrown into this tempestuous mix we encounter Brookshaw, a jaded bachelor with an almost fanatical devotion to the school and an uncanny hatred for Dominic.

 Auditions for the roles of the elder men were long and exhaustive: it was essential for so small a cast to ensure we Got It Right. Once we had, initial rehearsals inevitably focussed on building a rapport between the actors and helping each to understand the other’s character. What will strike anyone watching the play is the intensity of the script: fast-paced dialogues replete with puns-galore are set alongside more reflective, calmer scenes. Particularly for the younger Dominic, much of our rehearsal focussed on maintaining that slightly hysterical energy which abounds in so much of Fry’s work. Ultimately, the play questions the nature of love, and the nature of a true ‘education’, as well as humorously poking fun at the politics behind any staffroom door. Come to the BT in 2nd week for Chelsea-buns, peanut-butter smearings and, er, bicycle pumps for a lesson you won’t forget.