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University warns against use of Spotify

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The University has issued a warning to students and staff that use of Spotify, the music sharing software, may be to blame for a sharp rise in the number of computers being attacked.

The University\’s computer services have said that cases of malware, which is \”malicious software designed to disrupt or damage computer systems,\” has increased dramatically this week.

In an email sent out to all staff, a member of the ICT support team said, \”I am writing to warn staff to avoid using Spotify software and to take care which web sites and links you follow.

\”This afternoon we are seeing a growing problem with compromised computers, which now no longer work, after people have followed fake security messages.\”

\”…if any pop-ups are displayed indicating that you have a hardware problem then please DO NOT click on these.\”

In the past week, a number of students have suffered when their hard-drives have been completely wiped, or just stopped working.

It had been unclear up until now why so many computers were being attacked, but \”early evidence suggests that this Malware is coming in via the use of ‘Spotify\’ which is a digital music service.\”

In an email to members of Lincoln College, students were warned that they should avoid using the software. \”This is a warning that the University has seen a series of PCs machines with Spotify getting infected with malware infections which are coming through the ads in the free version,\” the email says.

\”Please, please, make sure your anti-virus is up to date and do a full scan asap.\”

Academics go on strike

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Oxford Academics took part in a strike spanning Universities across the UK on Thursday following failing negotiations over pay and pension schemes.

Following a protest exclusive to England on Tuesday, staff in universities and colleges throughout the UK came together yesterday in an act of solidarity.

The protest was organised by the University and College Union who are campaigning for \”the improvement of the pay and conditions of further and higher education staff through the UK, and for the provision of high quality education opportunities\”.

As stated on their website they will do \”everything [they] can to protect jobs and courses.\”

The strike action was voted for by UCU members in 63 out of the 67 universities, including Oxford, Cambridge and many others, ranging from the Royal College of Art to the Open University. Strike action was only undertaken at 47 sites.

The UCU believes the protest on Thursday to be the first strike action in further education colleges since 2008 and the first across universities since 2006.

The strike took place because the UCU believes strongly against the proposed plans to raise the retirement age, end the final salary pension scheme for new joiners and raise the contribution level from 6.35% to 7.5% of earnings.

UCU General Secretary, Sally Hunt has stated, \”University and college staff really value their pension rights and have made their views of the detrimental changes crystal clear.

\”Staff are sick to the back teeth of being told that their pay and pensions need to be cut to pay for an economic crisis created by others\”. However, despite this, Hunt also stated that, \”Strike action is always a last resort\”.

With the protest taking place nationwide, much attention was focused upon Manchester Metropolitan University, which saw security staff removing staff members from picket lines across the University. The UCU\’s regional official Martyn Moss was reportedly \”astounded\” by the \”drastic and very petty nature\” of the action undertaken by MMU.

It is unlikely that many Oxford students would have been inconvenienced or even aware of any protest taking place due to the fact that the large majority have returned home for the Easter vacation. However, despite probable disturbances for students at other Universities that have not yet started their vacations, the NUS has made it clear that they are standing with the UCU.

NUS President, Aaron Porter, has stated, \”NUS has worked closely with UCU throughout our campaigns to oppose government cuts and stands in solidarity with their strike action.

\”Huge cuts to university budgets ideologically imposed by this government pose a massive threat to jobs and education\”.

The protest has not however received widespread support, with the chair of the Universities and Colleges Employers Association, Keith Burnett, stating that \”Employers are extremely disappointed by UCU\’s decision to take industrial action.

\”There is much uncertainty in HE [higher education] at present and this course of action will have the potential to cause further difficulties for students and institutions\”.

The strike comes just days before the union-organised march in London on Saturday, in which over 100,000 people are expected to attend and protest against public sector cuts.

Everybody’s gone surfin’

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One of the best things about the digital age is the internet’s ability to bring the world to us in the comfort of own homes: we can tweet Libyans, facebook Australians and challenge Russians on Call of Duty – all without leaving our laptops. But for those who like a bit of physical global action on top of this virtual interaction, it can also be a valuable tool for travelling worldwide. Most of you journeying this vacation probably booked or at least researched your trip online, and there are hundreds of websites that can help you plan a holiday. However, this week I discovered one that facilitates travel in a different way: I have become a CouchSurfer.

Unfortunately, I’m not going to paddle across the Atlantic on my sofa. CouchSurfers are part of an online community that has grown exponentially since its launch in 2004 and now numbers over 2.6 million members from 246 different countries and territories worldwide – all wanting to help travellers and to go on a few international jaunts of their own. The principle behind it is simple: you offer temporary accommodation, whatever that might entail – couch, spare bed, floor space-to others – and can take advantage of theirs in return. Once you’re signed up you search for couches in your desired location, find a profile that looks friendly, send them a message and hope they can take you in. Everyone is also asked to list the languages they speak and there are an incredible 334 languages represented. Helpfully, the search will flag up any profiles likely to present serious communication problems; although you’re welcome to try learning a new language, speaking English loudly and slowly, crude forms of sign-language, rudimentary pictorial communication or a combination of the above if you fancy it.

Welcoming strangers into your home may seem like an odd idea and I was a little dubious at first. It does seem to go against everything your mother taught you, but the website’s creators have designed it so that you can filter the people you open your door to. You can read their profile, see their verifications and check out the references from people who’ve stayed with them before. It doesn’t take a genius to work out that the guy who prefers to host only single girls is hoping to offer a level of hospitality that you might not be looking for. The vast majority of profiles, however, appear to feature interesting and friendly people, most are in their twenties and a large proportion are students. Just over half of the members are based in Europe and Couch-Surfers are resident on every continent-that even includes a few in Antarctica if you fancy something really extreme! The most well represented cities are Paris, London and Berlin but the top ten also features some from further afield, Istanbul, Buenos Aries and Melbourne for example: it really is a global enterprise.

As a student keen to do some travelling in the long Oxford vacations, the idea of free accommodation all over the world sounds like a dream come true, but the inventors of CouchSurfing insist there’s more to it than that. Their ‘vision’ states their wish to create ‘a world where everyone can explore and create meaningful connections with the people and places they encounter.’ They plan to achieve this vision by building ‘connections across cultures’ and ‘by opening our homes, our hearts, and our lives’ to, quite simply, ‘make the world a better place.’ An ambitious project then…

But they certainly make it easy for you to start building those connections; as well as searching for specific hosts you can find groups based in your area or with shared interests and events near you ranging from pub nights and comedy clubs, to protests, language exchanges, free-hugs-days and knitting sessions. There’s an active club in Oxford that hosts weekly meetings so you can meet neighbouring surfers, and The Vaults Café in Radcliffe Square is also an official ‘CouchSurfing Zone’ designed to be a meeting place for travellers just arriving in the city. In short-there is plenty of sofa-surfing action occurring on our doorstep.

So far, all I have contributed to the noble CouchSurfing mission is a profile describing me, my (wonderfully comfortable) bedroom floor and what I hope to get out of the experience. Admittedly, nothing world-changing yet. To get a more experienced viewpoint I asked St Hugh’s Classicist and veteran CouchSurfer Alice Kornicki, who spent a month travelling in Europe for the bargain price of £300 thanks to free accommodation with fellow CouchSurfers along the way. I asked if she’d had any uncomfortable experiences in her two years since becoming a surfer but she described them all as positive: ‘all the people I’ve stayed with or hosted have been interesting, fun, considerate and friendly, and I’ve stayed in touch with a lot of them.’ And the advantages of travelling this way? ‘Since people let you stay for free, it enables more people to travel and see the world, and also to see a different side of the places that you visit, since you have a local showing you around.’ She thinks more people should get involved and would recommend it to ‘anyone who wants to really experience other cultures and meet people from all over the world.’

I have to agree it’s pretty cool that Jacek in Krakow, Lorenzo in Venice and Federico in Buenos Aries are all prepared to let me stay in their house and willing to show me around their home town. A little bit of local knowledge goes a long way and for students wanting to avoid the tourist track (not to mention the tourist prices) staying with a local is the ideal way to do it. If we manage to forge some cross-cultural connections while we’re at it then thats an added bonus.

Well I’m waiting for my first ‘couch request’ to come in and I have the beginnings of a plan for a backpacking trip to Eastern Europe in the summer. If you’re interested in travelling CouchSurfing style have a look at the website www.couchsurfing.org , start requesting and start surfing. It’s completely free and, once you get beyond that potentially nauseating vision statement, I have to admit it’s also kind of a beautiful idea.

Why James Blake is right

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I’ve changed my tune (pun intended). Having just seen James Blake live, in a church, with real flickering candles, I wish to retract my childish and just plain silly comments in my previous post. I have seen the light. James Blake is a god and everyone everywhere should worship him. He can say whatever he wants, whenever he wants to.

I arrived alone at St Pancras Old Church an hour and a forty-five minutes before the gig was meant to start and was greeted by a scattering of equally eager fans. Some sat on benches eating vegan ice-cream others flicked through the Evening Standard for the 100th time; we were all desperately trying to pretend that the prospect of seeing JB live was nothing to us, just another gig in London. But underneath the cutting edge Shoreditch haircuts and Ray Ban glasses hid an eagerness almost impossible to contain. Twitter had informed the world that a ‘handful’ of tickets would be available on the door – we were going to do anything to get them.
Fast forward to 19.30, I’ve been met by two friends, the scattering has turned into a large-ish crowd and we’ve formed a disorderly queue, luckily I’m at the front, sort of. Even luckier, the ticket man decided to stop entrances temporarily just after we had entered. A good start.

The church was old. Signs for ‘Donations’ crowded a lonely slit in the wall, unused. Still, there was a sense that something special was going to happen. We walk into the tiny room and sit on the tiniest of chairs, Strongbow cans clinking, a jarring reminder of the incongruity of it all – I’ve never felt so guilty in my life. 
I was so overwhelmed by the promise of Blake that I had forgotten that gigs have such a thing as supporting acts. First up were Cloud Boat, an amazing duo that were obviously hand picked by James himself. They sounded like him and started the set with a song fittingly entitled I look like myself. The flashing lights that accompanied their mesmerising beats partially blinded the audience – a welcome assault on the senses.

As trickles of guitar skimmed over their minimalist beats, a sea of sound formed around the audience, and we were more than happy to drown. The guitarist used a tool that can only be described as a 21st Century slide, the blue light omitted affirms the decidedly modern feel of the whole affair. We’re in a church, Christ is suffering quietly in the background, a tangle of wires and a clutter of synthesisers and loop machines occupied the main space – this is my kind of service.

Cloud Boat’s next track, Pink Grin, provided the perfect soundscape for Sam’s (or Tom’s – they didn’t introduce themselves) soaring vocals to reach the zenith of their falsetto brilliance. When they finish their set we clap, too relaxed to digest the talent that we’ve just witnessed. (Check them out here, http://cloudboat.co.uk/, and here http://www.myspace.com/cloudboat)

The second band, Catherine Okada, is a folk ensemble. They came with banjo, ukulele and violin in tow, as well as a female drummer (HELL YEAH). Unfortunately they sounded less than memorable – the lyrics of their last song ‘pushed down by the weight of his water’ summarised their affect on the audience. Pleasant enough but uninspiring.

But the moment had come – next on was the man himself. He walks on stage with guitarist Rob McAndrews, aka ‘Airhead’ (check him out here http://www.myspace.com/airheadproduction), and beatsmith drummer, Ben Assiter. Barely saying two words to the audience they plunge right in with Unluck, my favourite track on the album. But it sounded nothing like itself and only when James began to mumble the lyrics did I recognise it. He managed to give a new shape to tunes that the loving crowd have heard countless times before, initiating a game of hide and seek as we searched our minds for the name of each song.

His voice quite literally filled the room, our ears and our hearts – the church’s acoustics created endless reverberation leaving just enough space for us to hear the hypnotic organ-like sound of his Phantom 08 synthesiser and Ben’s bewitching drum machine. I Never Learnt To Share was overwhelming: the keys resonated through the church’s beams, gently lulling us to sleep only to be jolted awake by the bass drum which hung just behind the beat. I lean in to the sound almost involuntarily and so does everyone else – we look like a cult, devoted.

Lindisfarne II sounds most like the track on the album, untampered with and full of pain-fuelled silences. No one dares breathe. No one, that is, apart from the numskull in the back who choses this precise moment to open his can of Coke. Brilliant. However, even the unwanted ‘sprrccht’ of the can seemed to fit perfectly with the song as though prompted by some kind of divine intervention – well, we were in a church. Nothing could ruin this hour and a half that we had to witness some of the most enrapturing music that Britain has to offer.

Just as we were all starting to think ‘Where the hell is Limit To Your Love?’ he bursts into the track greeted by enthusiastic cheers from the audience. At the risk of sounding vague and uninspired, I have to admit that no words appropriately translate the experience. It wasn’t exactly epiphanous, but it was bloody close. The gentle wobble that only fully manifests itself through earphones came alive, pushing up against each and every audience member creating an atmosphere of intensity and sadness.

The cherry on the cake was not the finale that had Cloud Boat re-enter the stage with a trumpet and perform Heat Half Full with Blake – a track full of distant power. Nor was it the fact that Mr Blake re-entered the room alone for an encore playing his twinkling cover of Joni Mitchell’s A Case of You. No, it was the moment when Ben, Blake’s drummer, cracked out the real snare drum in the middle of Limit To Your Love. It appeared intermittently on a few upbeats, but the clean crisp sound of that snare cut straight through the wishy-washy reverb that surrounds it, perfectly nuancing the song and reminding us that this is real music.

James Blake gets up, bows and claps to a deserved standing ovation. His humble attitude that made the gig even more intimate, however, fuelled my concern as to how his personal live performances will translate to the much (much) larger venues that he is sure to grace in the very near future. But, all in all, I had seen the light. 

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Check out his collaboration with Airhead here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZqAg_L6D4Y

 

Two heads are better than one

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Two is company but three’s a crowd. Two wrongs don’t make a right.

It has often been said and deemed an unwritten rule in football’s law book that joint management in the game has, does and will never work. With famous cases of joint stewardship dismally faltering – Liverpool fans look no further than Roy Evans and Gerard Houllier in the 1998-1999 season – and few success stories to talk of, the odds are stacked against this form of management. Yet, the Non-League managerial pair of Paul Hurst and Rob Scott are increasingly proving the doubters wrong.

Like the majority of managers in the Non-League and Npower Football League, both Hurst and Scott spent their playing careers exclusively in the Football Leagues in England. Whilst early on in his career Scott moved from one club to another, most notably having a two year spell with Fulham, Hurst spent his entire career at Npower Football League Two side Rotherham United. The two became united at United when Scott eventually made the move to The Millers in the 1998 season. From that point on the two established a strong defensive-duo in the United backline forming an integral part of the team’s successes on the pitch. They achieved successive promotions in the 1999-2000 and 2000-2001 seasons and guided the club from the old Division Three all the way, and very much against the odds, to the dizzy heights of Division One. After a successful partnership lasting seven years, Scott set off for pastures new, eventually ending his career at Halifax Town, whilst Hurst, after a wonderful fifteen years spent at The Millers, was released by the club at the end of the 2007-2008 season. Nevertheless, having amassed nearly 800 appearances between them during their playing careers – a venture into management, albeit joint, provided them with the ideal opportunity to further progress their careers in the sport.

Somewhat ironically, the pair, who originated from different parts of the country to play for Rotherham United, hadn’t originally set their sights on a career in management. After all, both had jobs outside of football which they could fall back on having finished their careers. Nonetheless, being in football, albeit part-time, was no comparison. Their careers began in the glamorous surroundings of Ilkeston Town in Derbyshire. Despite the team being tipped to struggle in the Northern Premier League Division, the ambitious duo, playing an attacking 4-3-3 formation, defied the odds to get the club promoted to the Blue Square North following a historic play-off victory over Nantwitch Town. Their success was at Ilkeston was mirrored, to a certain extent, at Boston United where the pair took over for the 2009-2010 season. Like Ilkeston, Boston gained promotion to the Blue Square North via the play-offs – this time a victory over Bradford Park Avenue. They went a step further by winning the FA Trophy again by playing with an inventive 3-4-3 formation. The fact that in the space of just three years the duo had managed to drastically turn the fortunes of these two clubs from relegation battlers into promotion winners spoke volumes for their instant achievements. Therefore, the prospect of cutting their teeth in full-time management with Blue Square Bet Premier Team Grimsby Town was an opportunity they simply could not let slip through their hands.

When we talk about clubs in this country with a defined history and heritage then one can look no further than The Mariners, Grimsby Town. As Scott said at the duo’s official presentation at their press conference on Thursday, ‘It’s a proper football club; you can see that with the surroundings at Blundell Park [Stadium]…it’s a big club and has a lot of potential’. Despite recently under-achieving, it remains one of the most successful clubs in Lincolnshire being the only one to play top-flight football as well as reaching an FA Cup Semi-Final on two occasions in 1936 and three years later in 1939. Notable figures have passed through the managerial door at Grimsby Town, including the late Bill Shankly who went to guide Liverpool to, amongst other things, three League Titles and Southampton’s 1976 FA Cup winning manager Lawrie McMenemy, another one of the great post-war English managers. Whilst the club has enjoyed a successful past, the club’s demise in recent years has led to instability and, most notably, fans being driven away. Enticing disillusioned fans back to Blundell Park is just one of the many projects facing the management duo as they look to lead the club back to the glory days of the past.

Although the duo weren’t the front-runners for the Grimsby Town job, their ages (Hurst at 36 and Scott at 37) along with their ambition of enhancing their careers and their previous experience in the Blue Square Conference fitted in with the board’s criteria. Whilst this will be their first ever taste of top-tier Non-League football, their appointment has been met with enthusiasm by the fans. The club currently lie outside the play-off places – a full 10 points behind fifth placed Kidderminster Harriers, however, with two games in hand. Their recent form has stuttered. A 2-1 defeat at Batch City was followed up by a frustrating 2-2 draw against mid-table Gateshead after being two goals up. If the duo can, in the ten or so games that they have until the end of the season, replicate the successful attractive, attacking football that they managed to develop at Ilkeston Town and Boston United then the team still has an outside chance of making the play-offs this season. Whilst a return to the Football League at the first time of asking would represent an instant repayment in the faith shown to them by Chairman John Fenty, a second season in the Blue Square Bet Premier looks like being a more realistic prospect.

Whilst I earlier highlighted the disastrous joint management case at Liverpool, success stories, though far and few between, do exist. Alan Curbishley and Steve Gritt helped to lay the early foundations at Charlton Athletic in the early 1990s. Curbishley eventually went on to enjoy a highly successful sole reign at the club, which included keeping The Addicks in a very credible solid mid-table position in the Premier League for five and a half seasons. Whilst Curbishley and Gritt’s partnership is one of the more high-profile successes, successful joint management has worked in the Lower Leagues. In the case of Hurst and Scott, the statistics certainly back up their previous successes. As Fenty stated at the press conference, ‘Since going into management their successes have been remarkable, win percentages of 65%, 61% and 58% in successive seasons’. Sharing the work load has meant more time for coaching and developing skills whilst simultaneously prompting discussion as to team selection, tactics, training and so forth. Although there may be no set criteria for management, they can be assured that in their position both will come to receive equal respect on an equal level.

While both Hurst and Scott may not have been the most enthralling players to watch, up to this point they have managed to carve out a successful joint managerial career, helped out in no small part to an excellent grounding in the Football League. No, there hasn’t been a wholly-successful spell for a top-flight club under joint management for a period of time with the duo singing from the same hymn sheet in being equally as ambitious as the other, but Grimsby Town fans can come to expect an exciting future ahead of them. They may be a viewed as a one off, but Hurst and Scott are so far proving that two heads really are better than one.

Why James Blake is wrong

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So it’s more than two weeks into the vac, you miss your dose of Cherwell and have started to fill the gaping void in your life with all sorts of unhealthy habits. You stay in pyjamas day and night, watching iPlayer and 4oD until your eyes are red with twisted satisfaction and eating everything under the sun that requires no actual preparation. Stop, take a look at yourself and make a change! RemiX is here to put you on the straight and narrow providing you with a healthy injection of great music – new and old – from all over cyberspace, the real world and any other realm that may exist. Put down that fifth bowl of Crunchy Nut, brush your guilt-caked teeth and let the music cleanse your soul. I hear that James Blake compared remixing to prostitution, claiming that it is “cynical and vacuous”. Well brace yourselves for a whole lot of naked flesh and gratuitous vacuousness as I take you through some remixes that should be heard no matter how dirty, cheap or heroin-hinted they may be.

 

First up, the Jamie xx remix of Adele’s Rolling In The Deep. To avoid disappointment I advise you to do things the right way round and listen to the original before the remix. I suffered a slight blow when I realised how tame the original was in comparison to Jamie’s more-ish clap clapping beast of a track. If you like music at all you will love this, it’s as simple as that. I have difficulty closing my laptop when this one is playing, so don’t say I didn’t warn you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjiswvTXdzA

 

This is an old one but definitely worth a re-listen: Diplo’s remix of Sunday Girl’s Four Floors is a tower of sound, buoyed up by a bubbly wobble or two but fear not as it is gentle on the ears. Sunday Girl’s smooth and smoky vocals sit wonderfully on the flitting beat that Diplo has created. Before you know it you’ll be cranking this in your parents’ car, making that Volvo look like the most pimped up ride Hampstead Heath has ever seen. Please excuse this last comment – I’m just bitter that I don’t own a car, or live in Hampstead…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aNmqk7ixx0

 

Cue Segway into some of the hippest hop, DJ Emz’s remix of Leyendecker by Battles will give you that thrill that shoplifting from Primark never could. DJ Emz, like the loveliest of mothers, has chewed up a tough track by Battles and turned it into an easily digestible purée of drums and echoing police sirens. Rapping over the top, Joell Ortiz leaves just enough space for us to hear the rippling Battles guitar below, giving us a Hovis-style Best of Both experience. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBbDfiFZFvk

 

If you’ve ever had trouble digesting Jazz (or just hated its guts) then this track is for you. 4Hero’s remix of John Coltrane’s Naima might be just the thing to spark your Jazz appetite, or it could cement your hatred for it – either way it’s worth a try. The gradual build up on this song makes it a drawn out delight as each layer of sound gently places itself on top of the previous one. These Heroes have managed to create a subtly engrossing track that provides the perfect backdrop to Coltrane’s soaring saxophone. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q02uBRLHO7w

 

Kings of Leon My Party remixed by Kenna and Chad Hugo. A blast from the past, I know, but a chance for you to listen to KOL without enduring the torture that is Come Around Sundown or compromising your integrity. This version is sped up, beefed up and just generally bigger and badder (that sounded better in my head). Kenna and Chad have stripped away the distortion and reverb leaving us with a clean track that will have you hip jerking your way to the trash can with KOL’s latest album of which – I’m sure you’ve guessed – I’m not the biggest fan. 

http://hypem.com/#!/item/bbks/Kings+Of+Leon+-+My+Party+Kenna+Chad+Hugo+Remix+

 

So there, JB. I love you but had to disagree with your comment. Remixes rule and I won’t have a bad word said about them. Enough of my chat, enjoy this week’s playlist: old school chill out meets new feel trip hop at a club – this is their illegitimate baby and its cousins.

http://open.spotify.com/user/redremi/playlist/3cSGRc0ZnmawBRmzIn7C5x

 

 

Review: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger

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Woody Allen may be a nihilist, but it seems that he has judged himself to have at least one obligation in an otherwise meaningless universe: he must, apparently, beat us over the head annually with a new film re-emphasising his philosophy of life. Nobody would deny that he has adopted magnificent ways of doing so in the past, but anyone who sincerely judges the likes of You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger to be as worthy of praise as Husbands and Wives must, in some sense, be kidding themselves. The cast may be as impressive as ever, but this London-based drama adds so little to the Allen portfolio that it\’s actually quite embarrassing. I feel sorry that, in his old age, this past genius has swapped compelling, neurotic cinema for what can only fairly be described as boring twaddle.

The problem is the pointlessness of the whole exercise. The themes Woody explores here feel decades old now, and over time they seem to have slowly had all of the life drained out of them. From failed writers to marriage breakdowns, nothing is new except the actors and locations and no aspect of the film is even remotely of interest. There\’s no humour in the unfolding of a melodramatic, personal existential crisis as was so well crafted in Hannah and Her Sisters, and there are certainly no insights into relationship trouble as was common in Allen\’s earlier work. Instead, we are just given the brute portrayal of these things transpiring all over again, without any justification for the revisiting of these themes in such a bland way.

Just consider Anthony Hopkins\’ strand of the film: he plays a man who divorces his wife in old age, experiencing a late-life crisis and remarrying a gormless young cockney hooker who\’s evidently just after his money. Seriously, Woody? This is pathetically cliché and just plain stupid. What on earth is the source of satisfaction or appreciation supposed to be here? The same goes for Josh Brolin\’s character, Roy, who falls for Dia (Freida Pinto) by observing her guitar-playing Rear Window-style across a quad and taking her out for lunch a few times, whilst his wife (Naomi Watts) is similarly flirtatious with her boss (Antonio Banderas) who takes her to the opera. The actors on board here deserve better than this. They are all worthy of playing the kind of rich characters that Woody created with ease in the 80s but seems to have no interest in working on today.

This film reminds me of what it is like to see Bob Dylan play live nowadays: the man is, and always will be, a legend, but for what he did in the past and not for what he does today. He no longer performs with passion. It\’s almost as if he sings and strums for the mere sake of having something to do. When Woody comes out with junk like this, it is, tragically, tempting to think of his modern filmmaking in a similar way.

 

Easter Vacation/Spring Break

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For Oxford students, the period of time between the gloom of Hilary Term and the sunshine (one fervently hopes) of Trinity Term is known as the Easter Vacation. The university itself is quite strict about the stipulation that this vacation not end and 0th Week begin until Easter Sunday has come and gone.

As a national holiday in the United States too, it’s easy to make the mistake of thinking that vacations at schools and universities on this side of the Atlantic follow a similar policy. But writing from home in Connecticut, I can assure you that it’s not the case. Most of my friends at university have had their ‘spring breaks’ already, during the weeks of early and mid-March. Some will get a few days off around Easter, but no more so than they would have over President’s Day Weekend in February or might at Memorial Day Weekend in May, if their classes are still in session.

But that last mention is a big ‘if’. With only a few exceptions, most American universities will have let out for the summer by mid-May. And this point is a mere blip in the disparate universe of scheduling in Britain versus in the United States. The differences begin with the pronunciation of the word itself, with a hard first syllable stateside in contrast to the softer elocution across the pond. They extend to the objects used for timetabling, commonly a calendar in America as opposed to a diary in Britain.

And they occur all year round. This is partly due to the fact that in the United States, public education is run by a patchwork of federal government oversight, state governments, and in some cases either counties or individual towns within each state. Each sets its own schedules, meaning that children in some parts of the country begin school at the grammar and secondary levels in early August and others follow suit until the last trickle in to start in mid-September. While Thanksgiving, Christmas, and spring breaks of varying lengths are the norm, they can occur at varying times.

As a result, some will finish the school year in early May, and others not until late June. The only general rule is that school does not happen in July – either a finish or a start. I grew up in the northeastern part of the United States, where schools generally began at the beginning of September and let out in June. Universities in the area follow a slightly earlier pattern, from August to May. So at times, the Oxford term schedule can be disconcerting. When I return to England in late April, it will be only a week or two before many friends from home come back for their summer vacations.

In order not to make any mistakes in my own scheduling, I’m constantly aware of the vagaries of differentiation. Whether marked on my calendar or penned into my diary, it’s all part of being an Oxford student and speaker of the American tongue.

 

 

Politics, Plays and Power

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For many decades past, the theatre has been relegated to the cultural backseat by other more ‘relevant\’ forms of cultural expression. In the Western world, cinema has long been the ascendant art form of the masses. However, in at least one respect, theatre has had a more pertinent effect on British culture. That arena is political relevancy. The noughties saw a slew of films that seemed to directly criticize the inadequacies of American and British involvement in Iraq, among them Lions for Lambs, The Hurt Locker, and In the Valley of Elah. Apart from garnering a modest number of awards from the film establishment, these films achieved little in awakening public consciousness to the injustices of Western involvement in Iraq. If they set out to provoke public outrage or consternation, they failed where journalistic endeavour had already triumphed.

Theatre is one of the spaces in which we most readily (and most effectively, some might argue) challenge the status quo. From Aristophanes\’ critique of the Peloponnesian War in Lysistra to Joseph Hare\’s 2004 play Stuff Happens, playwrights from the distant past to the present have used current affairs as building blocks for drama – and theatre has proven itself capable of changing society for the better. In 1910, the Home Secretary Winston Churchill changed the law regarding solitary confinement in prisons due to the overwhelming public discontent roused by John Galsworthy aptly-named play Justice. Galsworthy\’s play, a melodramatic tale of the effects of solitary confinement upon a lovelorn fraudster, changed the tide of public opinion against a needlessly draconian punishment. Elsewhere, theatre has changed contemporary life in a less spectacular manner. The relentless national soul-searching and taboo-busting of the past five decades of post-Look Back in Anger British theatre has seen powerful articulations of discontent and protest. British verbatim theatre particularly, among them Philip Ralph\’s Deepcut which brought a gross military injustice into the public eye, has paved the way for theatre as political space.

The stage seems uniquely placed as a forum for communities to come together and connect over issues that have affected their lives. Any healthy democracy must cultivate a space for peaceful dissent and I would argue that in modern Britain one of the spaces that this is most powerfully demonstrated is on stage. In a recent interview, the South African playwright Athol Fugard berated modern playwrights for failing to tackle contemporary injustices. Yet, British playwrights seem to be impressively tackling these injustices on the stage. State-of-the-nation drama has had a long and rich history in Britain and the British appetite for self-enquiry and mockery has not waned (as one might see from Rebecca Tatlow\’s recent article on Theatre Uncut).

Even seemingly inocuous drama such as Laura Wade\’s Posh can have political ramifications. Posh followed the antics of a group of Oxford students in the ‘Riot Club\’ – a thinly veiled allusion to the Bullingdon Club. The play caused controversy in its decision to play at the height of the recent electoral campaign (polling day fell in the middle of the play\’s Royal Court run). Wade\’s play called to attention the privilege and entitlement that the likes of David Cameron and George Osborne had been part of and in running simultaneously with an election perhaps highlighted the apparent inconsistency of electing to the most powerful office in the country men who had partaken in a society notorious for its brand of mayhem and money.

Quentin Letts of the Daily Mail called the play \’a political attack\’. Whilst this might be an overstatement on the part of Mr. Letts, it demonstrates a play\’s continuing power to unsettle the establishment. More deeply concerned with the symbiosis between spectator and spectacle than any other cultural medium, theatre has the power to move public opinion like no other art form. The visceral intimacy that can be achieved between stage and audience is unique in its potential to shift attitudes and change opinion. And therein lies the power and the relevancy of the British stage.

Back in Black?

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Yohji Yamamoto became internationally renowned as an avant-garde fashion designer with his minimalism in the 1980s and since then has collaborated with everyone from Adidas to Hermès, from Sir Elton John to German dramatist Heiner Müller. This month, the V&A in London opens its retrospective on Yamamoto\’s work, which will be open until mid-July.

The curators of this exhibition have clearly aimed for the deceptive simplicity of Yamamoto\’s own minimalist designs: they are housed in one room only, a large area with grey walls, a bright white floor and steel fittings. The whole space can be walked through in under three minutes and there is not much to read in the way of captions and blurbs. This can, at first, make the exhibition seem rather underwhelming, but there is more to it than initially meets the eye.

You can spend a sizeable amount of time swotting up on the finer details of Yamamoto\’s career if you follow the multimedia timeline of headphones and plasma screens around the edge of the room. Watching his designs on the small screen does not, however, seem all that exciting when confronted with the real pieces themselves, scattered across the centre of the exhibition space. These are modelled by free-standing busts so you can get right up close to them and examine the fabric, the stitching and every other detail, tempting visitors to touch the pieces. The effect is that the exhibition feels more like a high fashion boutique than a museum and the designs seem all the more exciting and modern. This is an imaginative and unobtrusive way of presenting Yamamoto\’s retrospective which leaves it to the designs themselves to make an impression.

Yamamoto\’s pieces have been selected carefully to exhibit his full breadth of vision: therefore, although he is often associated with black which he is said to believe is the only genuine colour, you would not guess this from the exhibition alone. Some of the most striking pieces are a man\’s floral suit and a bright red dress with an ingeniously engineered and almost gravity-defying skirt. However, the black pieces which do make the cut are some of the most notable designs in the exhibition: a stunningly simplistic evening dress with a glittering purse built into the back, and a trouser suit featuring an enormous plait of fabric over the torso. Even with the black pieces, minimalism may not be the first word that springs to mind when you see this selection of Yamamoto\’s work. Above all else, his designs smack of imagination and innovation. Yamamoto is as important for the influence he has had upon the fashion world as he is for the actual pieces he has designed and this exhibition allows you to take a very close look at the careful engineering and the creative detail of his work which has so inspired contemporary design.