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Back in Black?

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Yohji Yamamoto became internationally renowned as an avant-garde fashion designer with his minimalism in the 1980s and since then has collaborated with everyone from Adidas to Hermès, from Sir Elton John to German dramatist Heiner Müller. This month, the V&A in London opens its retrospective on Yamamoto\’s work, which will be open until mid-July.

The curators of this exhibition have clearly aimed for the deceptive simplicity of Yamamoto\’s own minimalist designs: they are housed in one room only, a large area with grey walls, a bright white floor and steel fittings. The whole space can be walked through in under three minutes and there is not much to read in the way of captions and blurbs. This can, at first, make the exhibition seem rather underwhelming, but there is more to it than initially meets the eye.

You can spend a sizeable amount of time swotting up on the finer details of Yamamoto\’s career if you follow the multimedia timeline of headphones and plasma screens around the edge of the room. Watching his designs on the small screen does not, however, seem all that exciting when confronted with the real pieces themselves, scattered across the centre of the exhibition space. These are modelled by free-standing busts so you can get right up close to them and examine the fabric, the stitching and every other detail, tempting visitors to touch the pieces. The effect is that the exhibition feels more like a high fashion boutique than a museum and the designs seem all the more exciting and modern. This is an imaginative and unobtrusive way of presenting Yamamoto\’s retrospective which leaves it to the designs themselves to make an impression.

Yamamoto\’s pieces have been selected carefully to exhibit his full breadth of vision: therefore, although he is often associated with black which he is said to believe is the only genuine colour, you would not guess this from the exhibition alone. Some of the most striking pieces are a man\’s floral suit and a bright red dress with an ingeniously engineered and almost gravity-defying skirt. However, the black pieces which do make the cut are some of the most notable designs in the exhibition: a stunningly simplistic evening dress with a glittering purse built into the back, and a trouser suit featuring an enormous plait of fabric over the torso. Even with the black pieces, minimalism may not be the first word that springs to mind when you see this selection of Yamamoto\’s work. Above all else, his designs smack of imagination and innovation. Yamamoto is as important for the influence he has had upon the fashion world as he is for the actual pieces he has designed and this exhibition allows you to take a very close look at the careful engineering and the creative detail of his work which has so inspired contemporary design.

Dons defy Clegg

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The University of Oxford is preparing to take a firm stand, following an interview with the BBC in which Nick Clegg stated that it is “not up to them [universities]” to decide whether they can charge the maximum tuition fees of £9,000 a year.

It was reported that a recent meeting of the Oxford Congregation, the university’s parliament, had “set a tone of defiance” after discussing of Clegg’s claims. Of particular controversy was the suggestion that universities such as Oxford should lower their entrance requirements, to increase the number of state school entrants.

Tim Gardam, the St. Anne’s College Principal, said, “Oxford should resist any idea that there should be some trade-off between the setting of an undergraduate tuition fee and our agreement to conditions aimed at socially defined outcomes that are not rooted in independent academic judgment.”

The disagreement arose after Oxford joined the growing group of universities which have decided to charge the maximum tuition fees of £9,000 under the government’s new University funding scheme. Clegg claimed in December that it would be “an exception for universities to charge the maximum amount”.

During the recent BBC interview, Clegg appeared defensive, stating, “they can say what they like….they’re only going to be given permission to [charge £9,000] if they can prove that they can dramatically increase the number of people from poorer and disadvantaged backgrounds”.

These remarks were described by one Oxford academic as “bollocks”.

Many Oxford students were also “furious” at Clegg’s proposals. Stephen Bush, a former Chair of Oxford University Labour Club, commented, “If Nick Clegg was really serious about increasing the number of state school pupils at Oxford, then he wouldn’t be supporting a government that is abolishing schools building, reducing spending to the most deprived schools, and abolishing EMA.”

Ed Knight, a student at Keble, agreed with many of the academics that “Oxford must not lower its academic standards due to the inequities of the English education system, but must nonetheless take into account the serious advantage which most privately educated students have.”

On revealing that it would be charging £9,000 tuition fees to most students, Oxford also announced a package of bursaries and fee waivers targeted at students from lower income backgrounds. The Vice-Chancellor stated in his termly message that the government “expects us to devote around 35 percent of additional income above £6,000 to student support and outreach, a figure that Oxford will exceed by a very wide margin.”

OUSU president David Barclay supported the university’s proposals, commenting, “Oxford will be the most generous University in the country in its offer to the poorest and most under-represented students”.

Over the past 10 years applications from state school students have risen by 73%, whilst there has only been a 31% rise in applications from privately educated students. In addition, Oxford is on course to admit its highest ever proportion of state school pupils this October, with just 41.5% of offers made to private school pupils. However, it remains the case that only 7% of students attend private schools.

The view that there is still a lot to be done to widen access at Oxford, and even to acquiesce to Clegg’s demands, was echoed by some academics. Dr Rowan Tomlinson, of New College, said, “The state school percentage, of which some of us seem bafflingly proud, is deceptive.

“We need to stop hoodwinking ourselves and others, and admit that many of those who make up the intake from state schools are actually from selective schools, which operate not through some kind of pure academic meritocracy but through social and cultural exclusion and elitism.”

A St. Peter’s student agreed, “Oxford loves to claim that they base everything purely on meritocracy and simply take the best applicants, regardless of social upbringing.”

He added, “We need to institute mechanisms, such as the affirmative action program suggested by Clegg, in order to re-balance society in light of the social barriers experienced by thousands of those who are less lucky by virtue of their social circumstances.”

However, a spokeswoman for Oxford University said that downgrading entrance requirements for disadvantaged students was unrealistic. She stated, “We are already turning down thousands of high-achieving students every year – 33,000 people a year get AAA at A-level and we only have 3,200 places.

“The priority has to be, therefore, to attract students from diverse backgrounds who are already getting top grades and give them good information about the selection process so they can show their full potential.”

 

 

Video Milled the radio star

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Scott Mills sounds surprising perky for a man who returned two days before from a gruelling 5-day, 100km trek in temperatures reaching 48 degrees Celsius across the Kaisut Desert, all to raise money for Red Nose Day. ‘Well, I’ve got a bit of a bleurgh stomach, but it was an amazing experience. There were moments of ‘this is so brilliant,’ and ‘this is so awful,’ but it was incredible.’

Mills was joined by eight other celebrities on his challenge, including Lorraine Kelly, Craig David (where has he been since 7 days?!) and the perpetually chirpy Ollie Murs – a trio with a combined irritation factor that would push a Buddhist monk over the edge. Scott laughs, ‘At the beginning everyone was like, ‘Oh, we’re getting on so well!’, and I was like, ‘Hmm, well, let’s wait ‘til the end of the trip’. But actually it was exactly the same all the way through. It wasn’t like a reality show or one of those ‘I’m a Celebrity’ things where they choose really clashing characters. We were there to raise as much money as possible and it was hard enough as it was without any bickering.’

Mills has spent a lot of time in Africa recently, having filmed a documentary in November about gay rights and the treatment of gay people in Uganda, which was recently shown on BBC3. Despite hiding a little behind comedy, it became clear that Mills’ experience out in Uganda, where fervent homophobia grips the country, had truly shaken him. While interviewing the prominent Ugandan MP David Bahati, who has called for a bill to be implemented which would place couples enjoying consensual gay sex in prison for up to 14 years and demands the death penalty for ‘repeat offenders’, Mills revealed his sexual orientation. Mills and his crew were forced to flee from the interview and Bahati sent armed police to their hotel to arrest them, but thankfully went to the wrong hotel. ‘It was scary. I didn’t know before I started researching that any of this went on, and to such an extreme. It’s a lovely place – people are generally very friendly – that is, until you start discussing homosexuality. It’s an old-fashioned, very scary attitude they have, and as you can see in the documentary there’s a widespread rippling effect of that. When we went out, our brief was to provide a balanced view of what was happening, and of course I knew there were people trying to implement these horrendous anti-gay bills, but the reality soon sunk in that everyone, everyone, thinks this. That was what I was most surprised by. I expected it to be the prominent, vocal people, but I thought the average Ugandan person wouldn’t think that, and they really do. It’s what they get taught. It was a real eye-opening show to do, but there were times when I thought, I am actually in quite a lot of danger here’.

Mills’ television career hasn’t always been quite so life-threatening. Outside of the studio, Mills has made some memorable bit part appearances, including in the aspiring actor’s holy-trinity-training-ground of Casualty, The Bill and Hollyoaks. Stepping out of the studio must be a welcome relief for Mills, who started his radio career at the tender age of 12 on hospital radio. Since becoming the youngest ever radio presenter at 16 on Power FM, Mills has constantly been on air and now stands as one of the most popular radio DJ’s in the country.

And with 3 hours a day to fill, Mills accepts that a lot of his life will inevitably be laid bare for his audience. ‘When you have a personality radio show, you kind of have to accept that a lot of your life is going to be on the air. That’s why people, when they come up to you in the park or the street or anywhere, do feel they know you but that’s why I like radio, because it is so personal. Obviously not all of my life goes on the air but it’s just something you get used to. People will pick up on things you’ve forgotten you’ve said, like if you had a conversation yesterday, you probably can’t remember what was said, but someone will come up to you in the street and say, ‘Oh, you remember that conversation about blah blah’, and I’m like, ‘of course not, it was 6 months ago!’ That happens a lot but you just have to be prepared to give a little bit of your life over because otherwise there’s no connection with the audience. I know some people who’ve been properly stalked, and as soon as you start appearing more on TV, it begins to happen. I haven’t really had a stalker, just a few people who perhaps email a little too much, but generally they get bored with me and want someone else. I can’t imagine what it’s like to get photographed by the Paparazzi all the time either. Fearne, for instance, cannot walk in or out of Radio1 without being photographed, and I mean every day. I’d quite like to turn up in my pyjamas because no one can see me, but you just can’t do that with photographers!’

Mills’ popularity and success has come at a cost, however, and he freely admits that his determination to succeed left him missing out on some of the most important years- his student ones. ‘It didn’t occur to me at the time because I was so focused on getting onto the radio, and as I got my first radio show at 16, I missed out on not just student life, but life life – all life that you do at that age. I was in radio studios at stupid o’clock in the morning when I should have been getting drunk. But I don’t regret it because if I had done that then I wouldn’t be where I am now. I play a lot of student gigs and I like doing that because I feel like I’m living my student years now, really late, and I’m getting an idea of what it’s like, a little snapshot. It’s quite cool. Playing student gigs is as close as I can get, but they can be a bit weird. I sometimes get underwear thrown at me though, that’s a bit odd. Someone threw a firework once and then got arrested. You’re always going to get some drunk lad who’s like, ‘Waheyyy, let’s throw something at Scott Mills,’ but don’t, literally, because that’s why they have security. You see it happening in a flash; they’ll throw something at me (which doesn’t happen often by the way, just the occasional gig), and then they’ll look really surprised when they get removed from the venue.’

Despite Mills’ reassurances to me that he won’t be giving up his radio show anytime soon in search of the shining lights of, well, TV (‘I love doing my radio show and that will take precedence over any TV show that could come along’), he seems a little jaded about the whole process. ‘At the moment, and it may change, it’s hard to get on the radio right because a lot of networks are coming from a centralised place, there’s not so much local radio, and it’s harder to get in. It’s not just something you can say, ‘I’ll get into radio’, because you’ll get a reply, and sometimes quite a nasty reply, saying ‘No, you’re not any good’. I think a lot of people, not everyone, want to get into it because they think it’s a doss, when it’s hard work. If you’re on student radio, either commit to it and do it, or don’t; I’ve seen so many student DJs not turning for their shows, and it’s like, in the real world, you’ll be fired. You need to be committed and prepared to work hard. And if you get rejected, don’t it personally.’ I remind Mills that there have been a few times when he hasn’t exactly followed his own advice. ‘Yeah,’ Scott laughs, ‘there have been times I haven’t turned up for my show, back in the bad days, in my Charlie Sheen days. I mostly always turn up; it was just when I was doing early breakfast for a number of years that I missed a couple of alarm clocks. But I think that’s fair enough.’

Bollywood and the Bodleian

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Bollywood has come to Oxford this week, as the university is to feature in the set of an upcoming movie.

The film, entitled \’Desi Boyz\’, is a Bollywood action comedy directed by Rohit Dhawan.

It stars Akshay Kumar as a new student at Trinity College, with John Abraham, Amitabh Bachchan, Deepika Padukone and Chitrangada Singh all having leading roles.

The Physics lecture theatres, Sciama and Lindemann, alongside other areas in the university, are being used in the production.

Many details of the film are being kept secret. However, one scene features Kumar arriving at the doors of Balliol College with a backpack and suitcase.

The filming, which begun in Oxford on 14th March, is to continue until next Saturday, when the set will move to London. Shooting will also take place in Mumbai.

Andrew Steele, a physicist at Christ Church, said in his online blog, \”it was only when I approached the Clarendon Lab, my place of work, that I realised quite how serious this was.\”

He wrote of \”triple-parked vans chock-full of scaffolding tubes and cable were blocked in by posh rides with besuited execs leaning on them, nattering in Hindi and smoking cigars.\”

Emails were sent to Oxford students last week giving them the opportunity to star as one of the hundreds of extras in the film. One sent to students at Lincoln College said that it was \”urgently in need of white extras\”.

\’Desi Boyz\’, Rohit Dhawan\’s directorial debut, is expected to be released in late November 2011.

Review: The Adjustment Bureau

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It was perhaps inevitable that The Adjustment Bureau would end up being compared, by some reviewers, to last year’s Inception. Both films are big-budget thrillers with elements of the supernatural, starring rugged men with tragic pasts who willingly struggle against impossible odds for the sake of their children/the woman they met in the public loo (delete where appropriate). It doesn’t help that The Adjustment Bureau is also based on a short story by sci-fi legend Philip K. Dick whose work inspired the peerless Blade Runner among others. All told, then, The Adjustment Bureau has a hard task ahead of it in living up to such expectations. Perhaps wisely, it doesn’t even try.
The film follows an oxymoronically honest politician, David Norris (Matt Damon), who is well on his way to becoming the youngest senator in history. After losing his early lead in the polls, he retreats to the men’s toilet, where he meets the enigmatic Elise (Emily Blunt) and promptly falls in love. However, the mysterious forces of fate, personified by a group of men in shady suits and hats, are out to stop him from ever seeing her again. What ensues is the action-packed, Bourne-esque struggle of one man against a vast conspiracy, interwoven with a burgeoning romance.
It’s not a film with any of the intellectual rigour and cinematic bravery of Inception, and it doesn’t raise the complex questions which Blade Runner does. Nevertheless, it works for two reasons. Firstly, it doesn’t take itself too seriously. This isn’t to say it’s a barrel of laughs, but it’s brash, colourful and clearly aware, though unashamed, of the fact that it’s telling a somewhat hokey story. From the pleasingly satiric take on bureaucracy to the stricken cries of ‘Hat! Hat!’ as one of David Norris’s supernatural pursuers drops his headwear and panics, the tongue-in-cheek element saves a film which could have been insufferable if it had pretended to be deep and thought-provoking. Secondly, the main characters’ developing relationship is actually handled very well indeed, with enough on-screen chemistry to overcome the slight whiff of cheese around the ‘love at first sight’ cliché.
Damon and Blunt are more than capable of injecting an ever-so-slightly suspect script with enough genuine warmth and charm to support the film’s premise – you can really believe that Damon would be willing to fight for this woman who he’s only just met. Not only that, but the most interesting questions raised by the film come from this relationship, not from the over-emphasised ‘fate vs. free will’ theme. Is David Norris willing to sacrifice his potential love’s career for the sake of her being with him? Is he really that egotistical? It’s a question which can easily be seen applying to real-world situations, but here is given an interestingly fateful edge. Ultimately, then, it is this love affair which is the fundamental core of the film – not the supernatural men in hats – and it works very well.
Don’t rush out to see The Adjustment Bureau if you want to see a film as complex and daring as Inception. Inception may have proven certain Hollywood executives wrong and shown that mainstream films can pander to an intelligent audience and still be successful – The Adjustment Bureau, by contrast, has a vaguely original premise, but still feels like something we’ve seen before. However, The Adjustment Bureau is certainly worth a watch if you want something light and entertaining which nevertheless doesn’t assume that its audience is stupid.

It was perhaps inevitable that The Adjustment Bureau would end up being compared, by some reviewers, to last year’s Inception. Both films are big-budget thrillers with elements of the supernatural, starring rugged men with tragic pasts who willingly struggle against impossible odds for the sake of their children/the woman they met in the public loo (delete where appropriate). It doesn’t help that The Adjustment Bureau is also based on a short story by sci-fi legend Philip K. Dick whose work inspired the peerless Blade Runner among others. All told, then, The Adjustment Bureau has a hard task ahead of it in living up to such expectations. Perhaps wisely, it doesn’t even try.

The film follows an oxymoronically honest politician, David Norris (Matt Damon), who is well on his way to becoming the youngest senator in history. After losing his early lead in the polls, he retreats to the men’s toilet, where he meets the enigmatic Elise (Emily Blunt) and promptly falls in love. However, the mysterious forces of fate, personified by a group of men in shady suits and hats, are out to stop him from ever seeing her again. What ensues is the action-packed, Bourne-esque struggle of one man against a vast conspiracy, interwoven with a burgeoning romance.

It’s not a film with any of the intellectual rigour and cinematic bravery of Inception, and it doesn’t raise the complex questions which Blade Runner does. Nevertheless, it works for two reasons. Firstly, it doesn’t take itself too seriously. This isn’t to say it’s a barrel of laughs, but it’s brash, colourful and clearly aware, though unashamed, of the fact that it’s telling a somewhat hokey story. From the pleasingly satiric take on bureaucracy to the stricken cries of ‘Hat! Hat!’ as one of David Norris’s supernatural pursuers drops his headwear and panics, the tongue-in-cheek element saves a film which could have been insufferable if it had pretended to be deep and thought-provoking. Secondly, the main characters’ developing relationship is actually handled very well indeed, with enough on-screen chemistry to overcome the slight whiff of cheese around the ‘love at first sight’ cliché.

Damon and Blunt are more than capable of injecting an ever-so-slightly suspect script with enough genuine warmth and charm to support the film’s premise – you can really believe that Damon would be willing to fight for this woman who he’s only just met. Not only that, but the most interesting questions raised by the film come from this relationship, not from the over-emphasised ‘fate vs. free will’ theme. Is David Norris willing to sacrifice his potential love’s career for the sake of her being with him? Is he really that egotistical? It’s a question which can easily be seen applying to real-world situations, but here is given an interestingly fateful edge. Ultimately, then, it is this love affair which is the fundamental core of the film – not the supernatural men in hats – and it works very well.

Don’t rush out to see The Adjustment Bureau if you want to see a film as complex and daring as Inception. Inception may have proven certain Hollywood executives wrong and shown that mainstream films can pander to an intelligent audience and still be successful – The Adjustment Bureau, by contrast, has a vaguely original premise, but still feels like something we’ve seen before. However, The Adjustment Bureau is certainly worth a watch if you want something light and entertaining which nevertheless doesn’t assume that its audience is stupid.

 

Law college wins case against Oriel graduate

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An Oxford jurisprudence graduate, who sued the Oxford Institute of Legal Practice (OXILP) after she failed the final exams necessary to become a solicitor, lost her case in the High Court last week.

Maria Abramova, a former student of Oriel College and OXILP, now part of Oxford Brookes University, attempted to claim £100,000 in damages. She insisted that the reason she failed to qualify as a solicitor was because the law college was \”clearly negligent\”, as it only provided what her lawyer, Oliver Hyams, described as \”tuition in exam techniques.\”

Abramova also alleged that OXILP was indirectly responsible for her subsequent failure to pass the New York Bar Exam, as she had \”found it psychologically difficult to take legal examinations following my experiences on the Course and subsequently, at OXILP\”.

In the High Court ruling, the judge, Mr Justice Burnett, rejected Abramova\’s claims, adding \”she was ready to blame anyone but herself for her misfortunes.\”

Julie Brannan, the director of OXILP, said, \”We are extremely pleased with this judgment, which finds in favour of the OXILP on every point.

\”I have always had total confidence in the quality of the course. The continuing success of the vast majority of our students is testimony to the exceptional calibre of the teaching.\”

This \”success\” was substantiated by a spokesperson for OXILP, who told Cherwell before the case was brought that of the 357 other students who studied in the same year as Abramova, more than 99% went on to pass the paper over which Abramova attempted to sue the college.

When the case was brought earlier this year, questions were raised over the extent to which the increase in tuition fees will further the emergence of a \”consumer culture\” in higher education.

David Barclay, President of OUSU, warned, \”We need to give students the opportunity to solve their own problems, otherwise this will not be the last time we see [establishments] in court.\”

 

Review: Theatre Uncut

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From the moment I stepped into ‘The Vault’ – the studio theatre of the Southwark Playhouse where Theatre Uncut‘s flagship performances were taking place- I knew that the production had no desire to put the audience at ease. The traditional divide between performers and audience was warped by the disintegration of the seating nearest to the stage into small clusters around tables lit by small candles which cast shadows on the cavernous arches over which the trains rattle into and out of London Bridge Station. The sound of these trains was for me a key part of the performance, a clear and constant reminder that the issues raised by the eight short plays written and performed by volunteers were greater than the plays themselves and as integral a part of contemporary society as the walls preventing the trains from landing on our heads.

Theatre Uncut is a reaction against the coalition\’s budget cuts urging people to not accept whatever situation they find themselves in and to not defer to authority instinctively. There is an outside authority controlling the events of each play such as the unseen medical professionals in Laura Lomas\’ Open Heart Surgery who prevent Lisa from even touching her fiance as he lies in a medically induced coma as a result of the titular operation. In others, these sinister presences are given a voice whether they use it for temptation as in Housekeeping by Lucy Kirkwood, where an accountant striving to balance the books tells a woman to sell her grandmother, or to simply command acceptance. Such unquestioning allegiance is expected from the ‘bottled water salesperson\’ in Dennis Kelly\’s Things That Make No Sense when he is questioned by two smiling interrogators who ignore his responses and write his confession to a murder he didn\’t commit before asking him to sign it with his only consolation being that others are far worse off and everyone must do their best to wipe the record clean.

The audience\’s own complicity with unfeeling and impersonal acts is ensured in perhaps the most inventive of the plays – Fragile by David Greig. This dialogue is between Jack and his support worker Caroline who is played collectively by the audience. The audience voice the extent and reasons for the cuts and so are forced to internalise their reality and consider their own attitudes towards disability benefit and the place given to those who need it in society. Should society aid those in need? The middle class couple of Jack Thorne\’s Whiff Whaff think not and refuse to accept help with their lame cat, their son, whose legs were amputated, or their own Alzheimers. The extreme level of self-sufficiency demanded by them is an excellent use of exaggeration and humour to emphasise how such a policy can go too far and to warn that if it is applied without perspective – the result is both savage and ridiculous.

That society cannot be anything other than dehumanising and monstrous if it acts without empathy and perspective is the overwhelming message of Hi Vis by Clara Brennan, a moving monologue by a mother forced to abandon her disabled daughter at a care home and dress as a clown in order to gain access to her. She hopes the doctors won\’t forget that her daughter is human too, that she could explain to ‘the coalition boys\’ how neuroscience has explained that we learn behaviour by mirroring others, and that without bees we too would become extinct.

However, with such a focus on politics and the brief length of each play there is a danger that the hostility and bitter disappointments of the characters presented could alienate the audience.  At times I felt the stance presented was so uncompromisingly negative and condemnatory that it was difficult to engage with the characters. Of course we should question our roles in society as well as that of government and theatre but is not one of the joys of theatre that messages can be delivered subtly for the audience to observe and ponder. One offering was particularly blunt, namely The Fat Man by Anders Lustgarten, and seemed more suitable for Speakers\’ Corner than as a piece of drama. Capitalism was explored through a comparison with an affable but swindling Fat Man but the relentless condemnation of the system

without any consideration of the other point of view made the monologue rather flat overall.

Theatre Uncut gave the ‘political voice of theatre\’ and there has been widespread participation throughout the UK and performances staged even as far away as Chicago. Many of these were arranged by students whose recent call to activism was celebrated in Mark Ravenhill\’s A Bigger Banner, students who will be the leaders of the future. However, despite its constant presence it was not the political message which touched me so much as the repeated call for active involvement in life in any capacity and an empathetic respect for others fostered by the theatre. All lives are valuable and each individual has a right to challenge the status quo through words and discussion, a right and a duty to challenge the complacency of a society and realise that it is never too late. Leaving the rattle of the trains behind and emerging into the bustle of London, I am left wondering for how much I would have sold my grandmother.

Sights from my car

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Out of Oxford

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This coalition\’s weakness is the NHS

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There can be nothing more terrifying than the Liberal Democrat Spring Conference. In action – for it is rarely inaction – the conference makes its Leader bow, scrape and tug his forelock. This week was no different. The unusual combo of Evan Harris, lately MP for Oxford West, and Shirley Williams, lately one of Harold Wilson’s James Callaghan’s Cabinet ministers, pounced upon the Cleggites with the strength and ferocity of an enraged puma. The conference voted, practically unanimously, to express what could charitably be described as concern at the Tory plans for the National Health Service.

Why does it matter? Settle down, little dears, and I’ll tell you. The Coalition agreement specified that nothing really would be done on the NHS. The two parties did not agree, so nothing would change. But almost immediately upon taking office, the Tories announced that, far from nothing happening to it, the NHS would see its biggest change in sixty years. Central planning would be abolished. Power would be devolved to GPs, who would control budgets. The old structure of state-maintained layers of bureaucracy would be SWEPT ASIDE and replaced with effectively private providers.

Now, say the Liberals, this won’t do. It has little to do with the fact that they don’t like the plans. Neither do they like a lot of things the Tories are doing. But whereas in many cases they have agreed on the need to compromise, in this instance the plans directly contradict the Coalition agreement. So obviously the Lib Dems have a right to protest them. That is why Nick Clegg has been ordered by the conference to negotiate with Cameron about watering down the proposals.

This is a new era for this blog. So I’m not yet certain about the extent of personal conviction we’re permitted in its treasured folds. My opinion, though, is as follows. The Tory plans are insane and must be stopped at all costs.

Elements of them are good. Devolution of power is always good. So is making the NHS more efficient, which stripping out bureaucracy will probably achieve. But by allowing anyone to bid to run bits of the health service we are not only dismantling a gloried institution in the name of private profit. We are utterly, utterly ruining any semblance of an organised, incentivised health system. We will not end up with an American system, because nobody will have to pay. But if the organisation of the thing degenerates into bloody, capitalist farce like the plans will let happen, we may as well give up and move back to Alabama. And if provision of healthcare is based- as it might be – on whether or not you can make profit for some worthless fat cat in another continent, I for one would merrily get quite cross about it.

I’d imagine the system will only be half-introduced: perhaps with less of a private element, perhaps with less decentralisation. The level of opposition is so irredeemably vast it seems hard to expect otherwise. All the same, the re-organisation needed to mop up the spatter from the previous re-organisation will cost the taxpayer billions of pounds. And whether or not you agree with the plans in the first place, that is political reality, and that is what will win through.

 

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