Finalists at Somerville College were woken by singing and smoke which caused the fire alarm to go off in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

The alarm was triggered by Somerville’s Chapel Director Yaqoob Bangash, who according to the College’s website is employed “to arrange services and initiate discussion on ethical and moral issues more broadly in College.” He shares accommodation with 24 third and fourth year students.

Bangash, a DPhil History candidate and OUCA member, was entertaining guests on Tuesday evening.  He told Cherwell that “My friends went to a Catholic society dinner, and I went to Formal Hall, but we weren’t drunk.” 

According to several students, Bangash and his guests made noise and sang loudly in the corridor, disturbing students’ sleep.  The fire alarm went off at around 1.30am.

Somerville’s Principal, Dr Alice Prochaska, who has spoken to Bangash since the incident, and the students who saw him that night, told Cherwell that they were under the impression that the alarm had been set off when items within Bangash’s room such as a box of tissues were set on fire.

However, when Cherwell asked how the fire started, Bangash said, “I was making tea for my friends in the kitchenette when the pan I was boiling the water in caught fire.”

A German Classics student who lives in the building was reportedly particularly upset by the singing, which she believed was a Latin translation of verses of the German national anthem which have been banned for their Nazi content. 

Bangash denied that the singing was offensive or had Nazi content. “My friends were singing Latin hymns. I would never allow racist stuff to go in my room, I would have thrown them out.”

One resident said, “My concern is that the items in his room had been left burning in a building where most people were asleep.

“We were woken up by smoke and had to call the porters.  Bangash was seen to leave and came back with a friend later, laughing and blaming his friend for starting the fire.

“[Bangash] asked us, ‘why are you guys in pyjamas? Why are you in bed so early?’” Bangash denies making these comments.

Finlay Maguire, another affected finalist, told Cherwell, “He was entirely unapologetic at the time. Some students here plan to work away from their rooms based on the Chapel Director’s activity.”

Bangash told Cherwell that he was sorry for the incident, commenting, “I’ve spoken to the Dean and apologised to everyone.”

Maguire agreed that Bangash had since given a note of apology and chocolate to every resident who had been disturbed by the alarm. It is understood that Bangash finished his dissertation this week. 

The College’s Principal told Cherwell that she understood the events of Tuesday night to be “a question of celebration” and that she had “established to my own satisfaction that there was no offensive singing.”

When asked what action was being taken, Prochaska said, “I want to hear everyone’s account before I make a decision. I’ve spoken to Bangash and he knows that college take matters like this very seriously.”

On Tuesday afternoon a cast of academics and University officials took assembled at the  Sheldonian Theatre to  discuss the fee level which Oxford will set for undergraduates from 2012.

However, the Congregation’s debate quickly broadened to the issue of whether the University should accept the cuts to higher education at all. 

Only a handful of students, a few OUSU delegates and reporters, were allowed in to witness the discussions. 

Members of the Oxford Education Campaign protested outside, with images of gagging  used to object to students not being allowed to attend the Congregation. 

“Anger is felt by the majority of the students, because it’s only a minority of us who have been allowed to speak,” said one OEC member, a student at Ruskin College. 

A row of protesters outside the building each held a cardboard letter, forming a banner that read “Strike to Stop Cuts.” 

Some OEC members did make it inside with prepared statements which they read at the end of the Congregation.

Professor Tony Monaco, Pro-Vice-Chancellor (Planning and Resources) opened the debate by declaring that, “We would have to charge fees of around £8,000 just to maintain the status quo.”

He explained that were the University to charge £9,000 a year, extra revenue would be produced, which could be put towards fee waivers for less wealthy students. 

Monaco added that a £3,000 fee waiver is being considered, to send the message to poorer applicants that “it is no more costly to attend Oxford than any other UK higher education institution”.

Professor Susan Cooper of St Catherine’s College remarked that the debt would not be “a risk to students” but to the government, who do not yet know how much student debt they will have to “forgive” after 30 years. 

Others stressed the University’s ability to challenge the cuts. Politics tutor Stuart White said, “If we really believe in equality of opportunity, then as a university we must be clear and loud in saying that we oppose the new fees regime in higher education.”

Robin Briggs, Emeritus Fellow of All Souls College, said of the Browne Review, “That intellectually vacuous report espouses a pure market ideology in which everything is reduced to the lowest common denominator of money.”

Nick Clegg’s recent announcement that universities will have to fulfil a number of conditions regarding access will also impact the University’s decision regarding the fee level. The University will have to admit a certain number of students from poorer backgrounds, possibly with lower grade offers, in order to justify their £9,000 fee. 

Despite this, OUSU President David Barclay expressed fears that, “this new system through  poor design and shocking PR will put the poorer students off applying to university.”

He added, “The day we give up on  students who would never before thought of coming to university coming here to Oxford is the day we abandon any pretence of seeking academic talent wherever it may be found.” 

The shouts of the protesters could be heard from inside the building. Beth Evans, OEC member and OUSU VP for Graduate and International Students, said in her impromptu speech to the Congregation, “There are students outside right now who are telling you, who are asking you to fight. 

“They are saying they will support you if you fight. They will support you in strikes and in industrial action.”

As members of the congregation left, they were met by members of the OEC who told academics that they would back them should they choose to strike. 

At the OEC meeting on Monday, the decision was made to support strikes in the academic community rather than calling for free education, which one member called “a lost cause”. 

Sky Herington, a student at St Edmund Hall, remarked, “We’re not just fighting fees, we’re fighting cuts. We’re telling the academics that if they were to go on strike they would have our full support.”

Wadham second year Rebecca Sparrow said, “It is encouraging for those who rejected the whole premise that a rise in fees was given. 

“There were no arguments for the cuts, people either spoke about how to deal with them or how we should campaign against them. We can work together, students and academics, we all acknowledge the damage the cuts will do to education and society.”

The controversial Imam Dr. Zakir Naik is to speak at the Oxford Union via video-link this evening.

He was banned from the UK last year by Home Secretary Theresa May for “unacceptable behaviour”.

Naik, who had been holding talks in the UK for 15 years, is described by the Oxford Union as “one of the world’s leading Islamic orators and authorities on comparative religion.”

The website for Peace TV, of which Mr. Naik is a founder, states that he “clears misconceptions about Islam.”

In a video on YouTube, Naik tells an audience “If he’s [Osama Bin Laden] terrorising America the terrorist I am with him…Every Muslim should be a terrorist.” In another video he warns, “We need to be careful of the Jews.”

The preacher’s planned talk has prompted the Oxford University Jewish Society to call for the talk to be cancelled. In a statement they said, “Compromising government attempts to keep our country free of hate speech undermines the very basis of the Union.”

Myriam Francois of the Oxford Islamic Society said, “Whilst we do not condone Naik’s views and stand with OUJS against all forms of prejudice, we do believe the best way to tackle ignorance is to counter it through the open forum of debate.”

However, she said that the society considered “the format of the event, an address rather than a debate with a vigorous opposition, to be misguided.”

Francois added, “We state unequivocally that Islam does not tolerate prejudice, sexism or extremism, the Prophet Mohammed having described Islam as a religion of moderation.”

Sam Cherkas, speaking on behalf of OUJS, told Cherwell earlier this week that they had not received a response from the Oxford Union addressing their concerns, after emailing the President on 27th January.

A statement from Union said, “The decision to invite Naik was not taken lightly.

“The Union takes very seriously members’ concerns over the likely content of Dr Naik’s talk. However, The Oxford Union exists to discuss and debate ideas, even those  considered unorthodox or controversial by society at large.

“We have no desire to challenge Dr Naik’s ban on entry to the UK. However, we do wish to give our members the chance to discuss and challenge his views on terrorism and on the Home Office’s decision to ban him.”

A series of pornographic poems hidden inside a serious volume of verse from the 18th century have been discovered by Oxford’s Dr Claudine van Hensbergen.

Van Hensbergen, who works for the English faculty, expressed her surprise at the discovery, stating that she was not prepared for what was to be included within a collection of poems she was looking at. 

She commented, “To my surprise, ‘The Cabinet’ turned out to be a collection of pornographic verse about dildos. 

“The poems include ‘Dildoides’ about the public burning of French-imported dildos, and ‘The Discovery’, a poem about a man watching a woman in bed while hiding under a table”, she commented.

One poem, entitled ‘The Delights of Venus’, involves a woman giving explicit details of the joys of sex to a virginal friend. Guy Tonkin, a second year English student, commented, “I found ‘The Delights of Venus’ to be reminiscent of recent crewdate chat”.  

In the poem “A Panegyrick Upon Cundums”, Rochester writes about “Shankers, cordee and bubos”, or the swellings and general ills associated with venereal disease.

Van Hensbergen believes that the inclusion of these poems explains why ‘The Works of the Earls of Rochester and Roscommon’ was so popular.

The collection was a best seller in its time. Van Hensbergen said, “Knowing about the existence and nature of ‘The Cabinet’ throws a different light on why this particular miscellany was one of the most popular of the century.

“In brief, sex sells books, then just as it still does today.”

Van Hensbergen found the poems whilst carrying out research for the University’s Digital Miscellanies Index, a project which aims to create a free online database of 18th century poetry.

The President of the Oxford Union, James Langman, has condemned the behaviour of members of the Union’s Secretary’s Committee and Standing Committee at President’s Drinks held last Thursday.

Langman stated to members of the Standing Committee at the meeting held on Monday, “Two complaints were made by members of the Union staff about Union officers herding their friends into the event and disobeying the orders of the security guard we had on Thursday.

“I have given you more than enough guests to bring to the event. I am not prepared to have my staff pushed aside so you can get your friends in. Serious action will be taken if this happens again.”

Langman’s warning at the Standing Committee meeting was a re-iteration of his statement to the Secretary’s Committee earlier on in the day.

“A member of staff has complained that she would never work another Thursday shift if this behaviour continues” Langman stated.

He told those assembled, “I will not have the staff disrespected so you can look like top dog in front of your friends.”

An official spokesperson from the Union denied that any formal complaint had been made by the staff and emphasised that there was a “very small number of Union officers bending the rules.”

“There were in fact far fewer people at President’s Drinks than were on the guest list. Furthermore, the number of guests was well under the capacity of the room.

“A member of staff indicated that officers had tried to get their friends in but no formal complaint has been made. Any accusations of misconduct or mistreatment of staff on Union premises are taken most seriously by the Society.”

Concerns were also raised by Rahul Ahluwalia at Monday’s meeting about using Union staff for the Cardinal’s Cocktails event in sixth week.   

A Cardinal’s event held at the Union  last year caused chaos due to overcrowding and insufficient staffing.  The Union spokesperson emphasised to Cherwell that the two events were unrelated.

Scientists at Oxford have developed a way of making solar panels from metal oxides found in toothpaste. The discovery offers a much more cost-effective way of harnessing solar power, estimated to be 50% cheaper to produce than the current cheapest technology.

The group, led by Henry Snaith of  Jesus College, have produced solar cells that use organic materials and metal oxides. These are a lot less volatile than electrolyte dye cells and so can be produced very easily and cheaply over large areas.

Conversion efficiencies are  5-6% in the lab but are predicted to have the potential to reach 10%.

Ollie Bennett from solar power company MiPower said the discovery could be a “forerunner” in the solar panel market.

Oxford University’s Islamic Society has issued a statement declaring their support for Egyptian protestors and demanding the immediate removal of President Mubarak.

The Society states that Mubarak has been ruthlessly undermining the rights of the Egyptian people under the guise of a “three-decade state of emergency”, establishing “corruption, mistrust and enmity” within Egyptian society.

Believing the protest movement to reflect the broad divergences of Egyptian society, they praise the protesters’ courage in the face of growing hostility. 

The statement comes among growing scepticism towards Mubarak’s desire to remain in office until elections in September to ensure a “peaceful and organised” transfer of power. 

Two Hungarian drug-smugglers received prison sentences last week after attempting to use bookshelves headed for the Cambridge University Library to smuggle amphetamines into the country.

The illegal cargo never made it to the ‘Other Place’ as the pair were stopped by the UK Border Agency while trying to enter Britain at Ramsgate in September 2009. Police found £1.3 million worth of speed hidden inside a set of roller-shelves when they searched the lorry.

Although the University has been quick to emphasise that the drugs did not make it as far as the library, some students have expressed disappointment at the interception of what could have been a welcome distraction during a day’s work.

Sandor Szabo, 45, and Csaba Hollo, 36, each now face six years in prison.

An Oxford student was threatened by a man with a hammer in the town centre in the early hours of Friday morning.

The Brasenose finalist, who wished to remain anonymous, was intimidated by a man with a hammer and forced to hand over a phone before the man ran away.

The attack took place at 2am just outside the Oxford Union, a short distance away from the relatively busy Cornmarket Street.

The female student was alone and had been speaking on the phone when the man approached and demanded it was handed over.

He then ran away when a passer-by appeared on the scene.

The student declined to comment but stressed that the incident had taken place on a short route which would not normally be considered dangerous.

She had been walking back to Frewin Hall on New Inn Hall Street, an accommodation annex used by Brasenose College, and had followed a simple route along the High Street and Cornmarket, before turning onto St Michael’s Street.

The subsequent encounter on St Michael’s was described as unexpected and unpleasant.

The student emphasised that similar incidents can be avoided as long as students be aware of the risks of walking by themselves late at night. It is suggested that adequate safety measures were taken.

Francesca Golding, a second year Engineer at Brasenose, said, ‘”Oxford’s a big city so it’s to be expected that there will be crimes. 

“As students I think we often assume it’s going to be safe and this just goes to show that we should take more care. Also it’s probably worth noting that even though St Michael’s Street is in the centre of town, at night there aren’t that many people going down there so it can be quite intimidating.”

The incident has been reported to police and college authorities. The student involved said the police investigation was looking optimistic. 

Oxford City Council is asking Oxford and Oxford Brookes Universities to increase local residents’ access to their sporting facilities.

An Independent Working Class Association motion asking the universities to explore ways of increasing community access was carried at an Oxford City Council meeting on 24th January.

The motion stated, “The current economic crisis is likely to have an adverse impact on the availability of affordable sports, recreational and educational facilities to Oxford residents – especially those from working class backgrounds.”

“A lot of our children will never get to go to these universities,” said Stuart Craft, the Independent Working Class Association councillor for Northfield Brook.

“A mark of an institution’s commitment to social justice isn’t sending a few students to do a bit of charity work; it’s opening up their resources to locals.

 “What’s more, students don’t pay council tax fees – we do.”

Jim Campbell, the Liberal Democrat councillor for St. Margaret’s, seconded Craft’s motion. 

He stated, “In these hard times, we wanted to encourage the authorities at both the university and the college level to extend the access they already offer.  

“I think it’s important to remember that there are a number of organisations, such as KEEN (Kids Enjoy Exercise Now), doing brilliant work for Oxford residents.”

KEEN is a charity run by Oxford and Brookes students along with other young people which provides sporting and recreational activities for children and young adults with special needs in Oxfordshire.

Many of the universities’ facilities, such as Oxford’s swimming pool and gym at Iffley Road, are already fully available for community use.

“The University maintains an excellent relationship with the local school sports coordinator, with whom we host many community sports events for children throughout the year,” said a spokesperson for Oxford University. 

According to a statement issued by the University, local students and residents should benefit from the planned redevelopment and expansion of the Iffley Road stadium and sports centre. Some University sports clubs may even become open for community members to join.

Oxford Brookes allows Oxford community members to join their gym and use their sports facilities, but charges locals higher fees than students.

Craft and the city councillors also hope that facilities such as boathouses, which are owned by individual colleges, could be made available to the public.

Jake Lancaster, who rows for Keble, disagrees. “The boats fall into disrepair often enough with just students using them,” he said.

“If sports teams and clubs would like to hire college facilities when students and members are not using them, they should contact the college sports clubs directly and some arrangement may well be possible,” an Oxford University spokesperson, told the Oxford Mail.