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Trouble in Paradise?

An Ideal Hustband in rehearsal in Magdalen Gardens

The summer sun peeks bravely from behind a cloud; warmth spreads, slow and lazy over the quads and gardens; undergraduates awake. Just imagine it hasn’t been raining. Just imagine we’re back in the heady days of third week. Just imagine.

Summer brings garden shows as surely as it brings exams. Whether you’re coughing up lung- fulls of library dust or blinking awake from an afternoon nap, Cherwell under your head, drama in the sun is the perfect way to spin out a langorous evening.

There are few things more quintessentially Oxfordian, and most of them (Pimm’s and picnics, if not punting) can be combined with a good play. And a healthy dose of a production such as The Tempest does more than give you an opportunity to avoid reading or scraping together a last- minute essay.

This is a guilt-free escape. This is art. You’re growing as a person. You’re getting cultural.

And we all know that Trinity must be savoured. There is no better way of drinking in the unique flavour of an Oxford summer than at a garden play. There’s no better way of drinking in the unique flavour of a G&T than at a garden play.

Garden plays are an inherently social event. we go there to hang out with friends, to show our new significant other just how culturally aware we are, to see and be seen.

Clare Bucknell, who produced this year’s Magdalen Garden Show, putting on a truly excellent production or Oscar Wilde’s An Ideal Husband, has a warning or two, however.

‘The English summer is utterly unsuited to garden plays, insofar as it is always unpredictable and usually dreadful’, she points out. We seem to be snapped back into reality, wrenched from reverie by the ominous rumble of thunder.

But the very sense of danger can be a benefit. Bucknell claims ‘drama is a risky business, and so is the English summer. The combination of the two begins as a serious undertaking, and ends as a thrilling gamble.’

The very lack of predictability makes for some quite spectacular productions, made more spectacular still because everybody involved recognises that the endeavour is balanced on the whim of fate.

If the weather can not only detract, but even add to the aura of an Oxford garden, surely the splendid setting is no such poison chalice. ‘An audience ought to feel displaced from the run of its usual experience, and old buildings help to achieve that suspension of disbelief’, Bucknell confirms.

Magdalen’s uniquely beautiful surroundings contributed magnificently to An Ideal Husband’s success. But Bucknell adds, with a smile, ‘That said, contemporary theatre would be an entirely different story; and I have personally learnt that a college whose unfeasibly loud bells ring out every fifteen minutes may be more of a distraction than a setting.’

Oh well. You take the good with the bad.

Krishna Omkar is directing the Merton Garden Show. Another Wilde play, this time The Importance of Being Earnest, Omkar believes that garden shows ‘not only brings out the most creative and inventiveside of student drama but also serves as a base to gain experience that is not available elsewhere at a University level.’

He is aware of the problems inherent, ‘there are certainly some theatrical effects that need the enclosed space of a theatre’, but feels this is balanced by the fact that ‘it adds a new dimension to the performance that we wouldn’t get on the OFS or playhouse stage.’

Garden plays are plagued with difficulties and doubts, more so even than normal productions; but the danger and the drama is all part of their appeal.

The uniqueness of the setting makes for a truly unforgetable experience, even if the plays are those which will always be produced, which you will see again and again. Sunglasses, sun-cream, and sunshine. Go for it.

Summer skin

Helena, Chelsea, Zoe and Izzy wear assorted swimwear from Primark, Andrew, Roly, Efe, AJ and Dawit wear assorted swimwear from Marks & Spencer

Models: AJ Connor, Dawit Demetri, Efe Ekhaese, Helena Heaton, Zoe Koumoullos, Isobel Langley, Chelsea Walker, Andrew White, Roly Witherow
Photographers: Derek Tan, Daniel Rolle
Stylists: Sam Bradley, Xaria Cohen and Kate Shouesmith

Andrew and Efe wear trunks £7.50 at Next, Chelsea wears swimsuit £6, Helena wears bikini £6 both at Primark

Roly and Efe wear trunks £7.50 at Next, Helena wears bikini £6 at Primark

Peter Bowden

I get hit by a lot of buses. In fact, it’s an addiction. Sometimes, I get hit by as many as 40, 50 buses a day.

When I wake up, my first thought is of that first bus of the morning. Ever since they made the pubs bus-free, I’ve been rushing pints to get outside and be hit by a bus; they’ve just installed a ‘bus shelter’ for people like me.

Now, I’m not quitting. I know it’s unhealthy. But so what? I could smoke a cigarette tomorrow.

Having typed out this banal/brilliant satire, I then thought of a column around it, and the theme is scare tactics.

My regular reader might recall my rant against the ‘Know Your Limits’ website, which genuinely tried warning us that we’d fall fifty feet onto a waiting rapist if we drank anything stronger than filtered rain.

Turn on any TV after 2am, and you’re plunged into a nightmare world of public service oh-if-onlys, the pavements lined with the corpses of toddlers hit at 40mph. Not hit at 30mph, which is fine. Actively encouraged, almost.

Smokers get the brunt of it; if ’Er Maj’s government had their way, we’d choose bus addictions over fags every time. My first memory of them is at school, age five.

They showed the class what looked like two dead socks after a week in a miserable puddle; these are your lungs when you smoke, they said. It got me, but as arguments go, it’s crap: I was five.

I didn’t know what a real lung looked like. If they’d switched it for a donkey’s scrotum, I’d still have believed it. If they’d said that was what our kidneys did whenever we said ‘and’, I’d have bought that too. I was five. It was a Catholic school; I probably even believed in God.

The arguments haven’t matured since. Smoking kills. Smoking turns your arteries to mustard and drips them out through your toenails.

Smoking shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. But as there’s no balance, it all comes across as so comically exaggerated as to lose all realism: they might as well show a Hitler-moustached cigarette dropping cartoon anvils on smokers’ faces.

That’s where we’re heading, anyway.

I don’t smoke cigarettes. The only times I’ve bothered, I’ve accidentally knocked off the filter, looked a bit of a tit, and realised that a faceful of gas probably isn’t worth the effort. I didn’t think ‘Shit! Death!’

I just came to a reasoned decision – and that beats blind fear as a deterrent every time. If they really want to stop people smoking, here’s two ideas.

One: they give every child 5,000 cigarettes each, and lock them in their rooms until they’ve smoked every one. Or, two: they actually decide to make balanced, reasonable arguments. For once.

Best of luck…

… to Matthew Holehouse, former Stu editor, who has been nominated for the only interesting category at the NUS Awards 2008. The results come out on Monday 9 June.

MH certainly deserves a prize for his journalism, but Aldate isn’t sure it’s worth sitting through the announcements of “Endsleigh Student of the Year” and “Course Representative of the Year” to pick it up.

Strange the ‘Stu didn’t get nominated for “Students’ Union Publication of the Year”. Then again, how could you say no to the Sheffield Steel Press?

Nice classroom.*

* although the interviewy bits are actually quite tight

Archers narrowly miss target

Oxford University Company of Archers lamented its failure to win the Rose Bowl from Cambridge University Bowmen after the closest Varsity Match in living memory.

In spite of a previous defeat at a grudge match in Hilary, where the suspension of usual shooting etiquette saw Oxford’s attempts to put off Cambridge disturb their own team more than the opposition, hopes had been high that this might be the year for Oxford to break their decade long losing streak, and bankrupt their rivals with the backlog of trophy engraving fees.

The venue was the picturesque St John’s College, Cambridge, where a large number of tourists were able to peer from behind their umbrellas at blue-clad bowmen doggedly shooting through the afternoon showers, and as they arrived, Oxford knew that although they could not afford to waste a shot, their optimism was not unfounded.

The two teams had been unbelievably close during the indoor shooting season over Michaelmas and Hilary terms. Oxford beat Cambridge in three out of five tournaments, with the narrowest victory on Cambridge’s home ground, a borrowed rifle range known as the Tabcave, where they drew on scores; on that occasion, Oxford won by virtue of having more arrows in the highest scoring gold ring of the target.

Victory was finally clinched over the tabs for the first time since the ’90s at the end of Hilary in the BUTTS Midlands League, with just 20 points separating their team totals of almost 10,000 apiece, and Oxford finished an overall second to league victors Warwick.

Unfortunately Oxford was unable to maintain their winning streak once out of doors, at the longer distances of 80, 60 and 50 yards for men, and 60, 50, 40 yards for the women. The team of Angelina Measures (St Hilda’s), David Longworth (St Catz), Ellen Davnall (Merton) and Sam Johnson (Jesus) lost by a miniscule 17 points, despite their total of 3394 eclipsing Oxford’s previous Varsity team record.

Cambridge, on the other hand, only narrowly missed a new overall Varsity team record, with their team captain scoring comfortably over 900 out of a possible 972, some 50 points above Oxford’s top score.

Oxford’s novice archers were also unlucky. In spite of having only taken up archery in Michaelmas, and only recently bought their own equipment, Tom Jones (Univ), Wei-Yu Wang (Teddy Hall), Hayley Boot (Oriel) and Pippa Joyce (Oriel) put in an impressive 2411, the second highest total an Oxford novice team has managed, but Cambridge shot to victory with a total of 2654.

Team member and club secretary Hayley Boot was philosophical however; ‘It’s surprising that we managed to lose when so many of our archers have shot great scores today. It just shows we’re getting closer and closer to ending Cambridge’s winning streak.’

Club President Marc Tamlyn agreed. ‘Obviously it was very disappointing to miss out on the Rose Bowl, especially given the team’s record breaking performance.

However, credit must go to an outstanding performance by Rob Fryers (Cambridge Captain) and we can take heart from the fact that all the members of the team will be here next year, and so their performance will hopefully be even better. I believe that with this momentum we will now be able to challenge Edinburgh’s dominance at Outdoor BUSA in 9th week.’

And with the next Varsity match back on home ground, revenge will be on the Dark Blues’ mind as they set their sights higher and aim for victory.

Today: Cherwell vs OxStu football

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4pm Iffley Sports Centre, for anybody that wants to see journos outside their office habitat.{nomultithumb}

 

Team line-ups are a closely guarded secret, but Aldate can exclusively reveal that Cherwell’s 11 players will have up to 15 surnames, of which three are hyphenated.

Cherwell vs OxStu: Issue 7

Aldate isn’t sure whether "He’s back!!!!!1111one" is the best way to open a headline.  Sure, it adds cheeky tabloid indignation to the whole affair.  But to others it could easily be substituted with "90% of this copy will be rehashed arms dealer story".  Still, Aldate is sure the donations thing is of interest to those with a conscience.  Must be an OUSU thing.

2008tt7wk6.pngA bit like running a pirate radio station for two years.  PR tip: if you’re doing something dodgy, don’t use it as an argument on a blog primarily read by journos.  Many DJs will be glad to hear that the journo in question is going into exile next year.  Aldate, however, will still be here to aid the station in its leaps forward in professionalism, to use the party line.{nomultithumb}

Cherwell news was far too dominated by Wadham, but both papers came out with strong news sections.  The beer-swigging examiner story isn’t as strong as it looks, the clue lying in column 2:

"However it is not known when or where the photograph was taken.  If it is an Oxford examiner…"

I guess the EXIF data saying it was taken two years ago isn’t enough to go on.

 

 



The OUSU week in quotes (with accompanying translations):

"Oxide has improved immeasurably this year" (Rich Hardiman)
There was no improvement to measure

"It’s not an easy project but I don’t think we have had a proper review" (Lewis Iwu)
It won’t happen but at least I have an excuse

"I don’t think it’s insurmountable in terms of the cost of the licence" (Martin McCluskey)
What’s a licence when you’re £250k in debt?

 

Review: All Tomorrow’s Parties

All
Tomorrow’s Parties – ATP to its friends – is unlike
other festivals. Firstly, it’s held in Butlins, Minehead. The
benefits are obvious: showers, beds, kettles, even a TV, as well as
the culinary delights of Pizza Hut and Burger King and some pretty
perturbed-looking Redcoats.

The
other notable feature of this festival is that you won’t find
Panic! At the Disco headlining here. ATP is a haven for obscure
indie, post-rock, electronica and the odd foray into hip-hop –
basically, the kind of thing you have to be a fairly serious music
fan to pay for a whole weekend of.

A
chosen band or artist selects each festival’s line-up. Past
‘curators’ include Mogwai, The Mars Volta and Tortoise.
This time the mantle falls, surprisingly given their stature in
comparison with such legends, to Texan post-rockers Explosions In The
Sky.

The
first highlight comes on Friday evening, as Tokyo’s Mono
craft a deep, brooding, relentless wall of sound. Epic,
guitar-heavy, vocal-less noise creates an overriding mood of beauty
juxtaposed with darkness. A great start to the weekend.

Disappointingly,
the same can’t be said for Explosions In The Sky
themselves. There’s a weird atmosphere around the main stage: a
huge perma-tent and vomit-inducing carpet just aren’t conducive
to losing oneself in the music. Also, the PA really isn’t loud
enough. Not much is gained from this set that you can’t get
from listening to Explosions on CD fairly loud – and that can
be done in much nicer surroundings.

Later that night
Four Tet tries to make the indie kids dance, failing miserably for the most part.
Classics like ‘Hands’ and ‘Glue of the World’
are beefed up, extended and mixed in with newer, clubbier material.
Pauses between tracks are confusing, as if this show can’t
really decide whether it’s a gig or a DJ set, but altogether
it’s good fun: shame the crowd doesn’t seem to ‘get’
it.

What was a minor quibble for Four Tet becomes a major problem for Saul
Williams
, who comments repeatedly on the awkward shuffling of the
(overwhelmingly scruffy, male, twentysomething) audience in response
to his staccato hip-hop and diatribes on race as social construct.

The
crowd is back on more familiar ground for long-established art
rockers …And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead.
Their set is joyous, the scuzzy complexities of their sound
translating well to a PA modified with extra amps so that, for the
first time this weekend, we leave with an agreeable ringing in our
ears.

Atlas
Sound
also deserve honourable mention. Delicate, deadpan male and
female vocals recall Sonic Youth, as distorted guitars over a
background of pulsating, reverb-heavy looped samples create a
distinctive and impressive sound. Next up are Animal
Collective
, offering something largely unrecognisable from either of their two most recent records. This is no bad
thing: the band’s live sound is heavy, intricately layered and
interesting.

Broken
Social Scene
, meanwhile, bring the festivities to a triumphant
close. Inviting an ‘ATP orgy’ of J Mascis and member of
Explosions and the Constantines on stage, the band confidently
perform brass-laced versions of favourites like ‘Ibi dreams of
Pavement’ and ‘Shoreline 7/4’ alongside new
material.

And so it’s with smiles on our faces that we brave the M5 to be back in time for Monday morning tutorials. A wet weekend in Butlins has never seemed so cool.

Theatre Column: The Set Designer

It is not a set
designer’s favourite play, the one with nineteen scenes in nineteen different
locations, but at least Spring Awakening does it with a sense
of irony.


For once you reach that nineteenth scene, and you think you have
encountered the worst of the stage directions, you are hit with the fruitiest
and most ludicrous of them all: Moritz Stiefel, with his
head under his arm, comes stamping across the graves.

 

I suppose that is
just one of many reasons why Spring Awakening is rarely
tackled either in professional or amateur theatre. With a cast of 37 characters
it is something of a behemoth of a play.

 

And then there is the content: teenage
rape, abortion and suicide. If that has semi-raised an internal eyebrow
somewhere on your mother’s side, it is quite astonishing to think the play was
written well over a hundred years ago.

 

Back in the 1890s,
they did not have the technology available to us now to bring the different
scenes to life. Our current idea for creating these different locations is
to leave the stage as a blank canvas, and suggest the different spaces with
careful lighting and suggestive pieces of flown physical set.


Without the need
to lug hulking great flats on and off, we hope the scene changes will be much
more fluid and add an ethereal quality to the vivid world these children
inhabit.

 

As for poor Moritz
and his disembodied head, that is very much a work in progress. As a Member of
the Magic Circle, I had tried to design an illusion that would enable us to
have a truly decapitated boy, carrying his talking head under his arm. But for
that detail, we would have had to sacrifice the stomping across the graves.

 

It
looks like we will end up resorting to old fashioned methods after all: the
willing suspension of disbelief. Something I have learnt from this project is
that it is all too easy to let technology get in the way and all that really
counts is the relationships between characters, the essence of our theatre.

 

We are still a way
off achieving all that and for the next three weeks, this is where our
attention lies. Between now and opening night, let us hope there are not too
many times when we would all sooner exit pursued by a bear.