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Divided Teddy Hall snubs JCR president

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Teddy Hall JCR is divided over its president after students refused to award him a traditional tankard for “good work” during the year.

Charlie Southern, who is a member of the exclusive Teddy Hall drinking society the Syndicate, has been accused of falling short in his presidential duties by a number of students, while others have defended his conduct.

A motion to award Southern Teddy Hall’s customary tankard for successful JCR presidents failed earlier this week for the first time in the college’s history.

Whilst only four students opposed the motion, 17 abstained, meaning that the motion could not be passed.

One student, who wished to remain anonymous, was concerned that Southern failed to attend the St Edmund Feast, JCR photo and OUSU presidential hustings.

They also pointed out that Southern failed to commit to Fresher’s Week, allegedly admitting at JCR hustings that “in fresher’s week his sole contribution was to do six pieces of photocopying.”

Unhappiness with Southern was voiced at the meeting by Ian Lyons, JCR Environment rep and OUSU election candidate, and supported by three other members. His speech made clear, however, that his opposition was largely due to personal annoyance at the JCR’s apathy towards OUSU.

Both he and Daniel Lowe opposed Southern at the meeting, yet as OUSU candidates neither could comment on the matter.

Students were shocked at the failure of the motion, as such an event has never before occurred in the history of Teddy Hall’s JCR.

Other Hall students have praised Southern, saying that the attacks on him were undeserved.

Peter Gray, a second year at Teddy Hall, defended Southern, saying, “Charlie has in my experience been a great president, fighting hard for the JCR.

He has done much work behind the scenes, securing rent reductions for students inconvenienced by workers in college as well as being a leader by example in many of the sports teams.

“He has contributed massively to the college over the past year and the personal attacks on him in his final JCR meeting as president were cruel and unjust.

“It was inappropriate to wait till he was the exiting president to voice their concerns; if there were any issues during the year they should have been brought up earlier, not used as a petty stab in the back as he is leaving.”

When asked to comment on the issue Southern underlined that everyone in the JCR was “entitled to their own opinion” and said that the JCR committee was “great”.

Susannah Otter, Teddy Hall second year, has since presented a tankard to Southern courtesy of private funds she personally collected.

She declined to comment on the failed JCR motion, but did say, “for the record, I think Charlie has been a great president.”

 

Religion is innate, says controversial study

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Dr Justin Barrett, from Oxford University’s Centre for Anthropology and Mind, has claimed that humans are naturally disposed to believe in God from birth, in a lecture at Cambridge’s Faraday Institute.

He claims that his research has shown that small children have an innate belief that the natural world has been designed with purpose and intention.

The research project from which Barrett drew his findings came under severe criticism last year, due to the allegedly pro-religious leanings of the foundation which backed the study, which a Nobel prize winner claimed was attempting to “drag us back into the Dark Ages.”

The John Templeton Foundation, which has an endowment of over $1 billion, was founded in 1987 by lifelong Presbyterian and investor Sir John Templeton, a former Rhodes Scholar at Balliol College, who has said that “scientific revelations may be a goldmine for revitalizing religion in the 21st Century.”

Dr Barrett’s study received £1.9 million from the Foundation, which earlier this year denied that it only gave money to projects with a religious bias.

Speaking about his findings, Barrett said, “if we threw a handful of children on an island and they raised themselves I think they would be religious.”

He said that previous research supports his argument, continuing, “children younger than 10 favoured creationist accounts of the origins of animals over evolutionary accounts even when their parents and teachers endorsed evolution. Authorities’ testimony didn’t carry enough weight to over-ride a natural tendency.”

Critics, including Professor Lewis Wolpert, have commented that the research proves little beyond the logical nature of human minds and our need, both as children and adults, to search out knowledge and answers.

He told Radio 4’s Today program, “there’s nothing in our brains that makes us believe in one particular religion and a particular God.”

He added, “what our beliefs really want to do is they want to explain things that matter to us and that’s one of the evolutionary functions of religion.”

In February the study came under severe criticism from scientists who objected to the Templeton Foundation’s funding of the study.

Nobel Prize laureate Sir Harold Kroto commented that the John Templeton Foundation’s “only mission is to undermine the ethical position of the scientific community.

“They could not care a fuck what the outcome is they will still go on funding this sort of inane crap in an attempt to drag us back into the Dark ages. Galileo is turning in his grave.”

He added that the funding was only provided to gain “the reputation of Oxford University…to give their pathetic initiatives some apparent semblance of scientific credibility.”

Dr Barrett, in his lecture to the Cambridge University’s Faraday Institute this week has emphasized that the purpose of the study is to “encourage empirical research testing out claims about the natural, cognitive foundations of religion.”

The president of Oxford’s Christian Union, Dave Meryon, reacted to the research, “although this study cannot prove the existence of God or vice versa, it is fascinating because it corresponds to the Christian belief of a God who ‘has also set eternity in the hearts of men.'”

 

Topless Tab poses in mag

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A third-year student at Cambridge University has caused outrage by posing topless in the student magazine Vivid.

The undergraduate, who was dressed in only a black, lacy thong with hold-up stockings, posed on one of the city’s historic bridges.

Students said they were shocked by the picture. One said, “I can’t believe she agreed to pose for the magazine … I’m sure she must regret it now.”

Senior figures are reported to be deliberating over what action to take to prevent further embarrassment in future issues of the magazine.

 

Tangerine injures cyclist

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A cyclist in Oxford has been seriously injured having been hit by a tangerine thrown from a passing car. The incident took place just past Cherwell Bridge on Monday.

The fruit was travelling at high speed and left the cyclist with serious bruising to his left eye alongside swelling and bleeding from the iris. PC Chris Reilly said, “This may have been unintentional, but I am concerned it was not. The rider was wearing a reflective jacket and lights and would have been easy to see.” 

Anyone with information is urged to contact PC Reilly on 08458 505505 or Crimestoppers line on 0800 555111.

 

Sterling drop puts off Indians

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Exchange rate fluctuations may result in a decline in international applicants to the UK,  reducing significantly international funding, a report conducted by Times Higher Education shows.

The depreciation of Indian rupee against sterling as well as a sharp decline in the value of Australian’s dollar resulted in the relatively increasing cost of study in the UK. The report claims that this may result in a decline of applications from India –  one of the UK’s biggest markets.

This will create difficulties for many universities, who rely on international students as sources of funding.

 

Brasenose finalists saved from room ballot woe

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Brasenose College has reversed their decision to put finalists at the bottom of the room ballot for next year.

This turnaround follows an outcry from Brasenose students over the possibility that they would have to find new accommodation at such short notice. 

Students were informed just last week that those entering fourth and fifth year would be moved to the bottom of the ballot but Brasenose have now decided that the current freshers will remain at the bottom of the room ballot for this year only.

But this week, Brasenose students received an email from the Domestic Bursar this week saying that, as “fourth year students did not have reasonable notice of this policy”, the room ballot would not change this year. 

One student said, “I don’t think it is a particularly good idea in the first place, but the fact they’ve changed it to next year is good.

“It would have been really unfair for next year’s fourth years to find accommodation at such short notice.” 

From next year students who wish to have guaranteed accommodation for their fourth year are being encouraged by Brasenose to opt to live out in their third year. 

However, students are still not completely happy about the decision. Despite the fact that Brasenose only guarantees three years on-site accommodation, one student claimed, “One of the reasons I applied to Brasenose was because I thought I could live in the whole time, and definitely in my final year.” 

The student community has also been angered by the fact that this decision went ahead without their involvement or any warning. 

Another student said, “I think issues like this should involve the JCR.” 

First years will find themselves at the bottom of the ballot this year, but next year fourth years will find themselves faced with the possibility of living out or in the worst rooms in college. 

“It’s ridiculous,” one student fumed, “why should second years have priority over finalists?”

One second year said, “I have a feeling there might not be enough rooms for future 2nd years now, as they’ve been dumped at the very bottom.. which is probably more unfair as now they won’t be guaranteed accomodation, which they were promised.”

“There’s going to be a lot of complaints in the next few days because of this.”

While students have raised concerns, the Domestic Bursar told the JCR in her email, “in recent years everyone who has wanted a room in College or the Frewin Annex has eventually got one”

But the college has admitted that this process could take weeks or even months.  

 

Queen makes Magdalen College visit

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Her Majesty the Queen Elizabeth II and His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh visited Magdalen College, Oxford this Thursday. The royal visit marked the end of Magdalen’s 550th anniversary celebrations.

Small groups of locals and students gathered either side of Magdalen Bridge to catch a glimpse of the Royal couple’s arrival at 12.55pm.

Escorted by police and security vehicles, the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh arrived at the entrance gate where they were driven into St. John’s Quad.

There was a heavy police presence during the visit, with officers stationed along the length of Magdalen Bridge to prevent crowds getting too close.

The Queen was greeted by Professor David Clary, President of Magdalen College, and his wife Heather. After meeting students in the President’s Lodgings, the royal party went on to have lunch with Fellows, students and staff in the College Hall.

Lunch with the Queen

Members of the college who dined with the Queen were chosen by means of a ballot, with 120 successful out of 900 entries. Around three quarters of Magdalen students entered the ballot.

Despite the Oxford Republican group’s intention to protest on the day, the visit went ahead without any disruption. A spokesperson for Thames Valley Police remarked, “everything’s gone fine”.

There was, however, a small group of animal rights protesters stationed opposite the entrance to the college. The protersters, who were marking their opposition to the biomedical research facility on South Parks Road, had brought a banner and posters in order to capitalise on the publicity surrounding the monarch’s visit.

One of the protesters was optimistic about how their message had been received, stating “we’ve had a good response”.

High security

Security at the college was visibly high, with all Magdalen students needing proof of identity before being allowed to enter the grounds. Porters, security service personnel and the police were posted at all entrances.

Students of the college expressed delight at the Queen’s appearance. First-year History student Colin Sherwood said “It’s exciting that she’s here and I’m impressed that Magdalen’s birthday merits a royal visit”.

The Queen last came to Oxford in 2006, though this week marked the first visit that the Queen had made to Magdalen College itself since 1948. She was then Princess Elizabeth, collecting an Honorary Degree from the University.

Before visiting Magdalen, the royal couple arrived in Banbury where the Queen opened the Leonard Cheshire Disability Care Home while the Duke of Edinburgh was given a tour of Prodrive.

After leaving Magdalen, the Queen and the Duke went on to Oxford’s John Radcliffe Hospital where they were officially opened the west wing and the children’s hospital.

 

Unbeaten Worcester prove too strong

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OXFORD 2
WORCESTER 6

The Blues women’s football team lost to a strong Worcester first team on Wednesday, leaving them mid-table and in desperate need of points if they are to stand a chance of winning the league. After taking a beating earlier in the season, the Blues were ready to fight back against a bulky and tough Worcester first XI. In a tight Midlands Conference Premier League, Oxford knew they had to surmount a strong side that is thusfar unbeaten this season if they were to sustain any kind of title charge.

The mental battle had already begun before kick off as Worcester audaciously decided to warm up over two halves of the pitch, trying to add mental dimension of pressure to their already formidable physical one. The game began slowly with the opposition using long balls to create end to end action before then releasing women’s football’s answer to Rory Delap, whose throw-ons frequently sailed over the box, troubling the somewhat vertically challenged blues defence and leaving it to goalkeeper Rachel Aldred to make an awesome save just 10 minutes into the game. Despite her efforts, there was nothing she could do about the next Worcester attempt. The ball was struck from some 25 yards out, catching her off her line and resulting in the first goal of the match.

Despite taking the lead, Worcester did not rest on their laurels. They then followed up the excellent long range first goal with another cheeky one from a well placed cross leaving the blues positively fuming.

However, from this point they picked up the tempo with solid defending from captain Kirsten Morris and great passing and movement from central midfielder Emma Dickinson leading to a dubious offside call after a brilliant finish from Eijiro or ‘Jij’ and an impressive effort from Sophie Le Marchand that just clipped the inside of the crossbar within 15 minutes.

However, the Blues found themselves steamrollered by a determined Worcester side for the last 20 minutes of the first half with a succession of well taken corners falling right by the goal line. Despite some excellent defending the pressure duly told, with one tapped in by a ruthless Worcester forward.

A header from Chrissie Murray off a high ball cleared a Worcester attack but sent her into a spectacular backwards roll, much to the amusement of the opposition team. It was rather emblematic of what can only be described as an unfortunate first half. Things went from bad to worse soon after with a strong Worcester run through midfield and a careless defensive error leading to another goal so that the score line stood rather unfairly at 4-0 at half time.

After a fiery and an inspired team talk from coach and ex-blues player Brett Burns the girls were raring to go in the second half, getting off to an impressive start. For the first ten minutes of the half the Blues dominated play and kept Worcester on their back foot and stuck firmly in their side of the pitch.

Oxford’s time finally came after a darting run down the right wing and stunning finishing with a powerful long range strike from winger Lucie Bowden which flew past the Worcester keepr putting Oxford on the score sheet. This glimmer of hope for the losing side inspired great pass and move football leading the Blues to dominate possession and keep the ball in Worcester’s half.

Yet once again despite some of the best pass and move football they had played all season the pressure could not be converted into goals and with Oxford over commited Worcester were able to add a fifth on the break.

Oxford though, were in no mood to roll over and be humiliated. Another run through Worcester’s strong defence and a clean pass from Sophie Le Marchand put Jij through for a one on one with the keeper, which was unfortunately called offside. Worcester gained a dubious free kick on the edge of the area resulting in another dazzling save from player of the match Rachel Aldred; who certainly did not deserve to concede as often as she did considering her commanding display and a string of high quality saves.

After more impressive set pieces from Oxford that left the tired Worcester team run ragged, they launched a lightning counter attack with winger Sophie Le Marchand taking on three of the defence with her extraordinary skills and assisting Jij in a shot that curved nicely into the back of the net in the closing minutes of the game.

Worcester evidently are a strong side and througholy merited their pre-match status as favourites. However the margin of the scoreline was clearly flattering on Oxford’s opponents, especially given the strength of the performance is the second half.

The Blues will regret the small few first half errors that allowed Worcester to take an unwarrented lead, meaning that when the Blues improved markedly after half time, they were rather over exposed at the back and thus Worcester were able to add two goals against the run of play on the break.

They will be hoping to reflect on the numerous positives from the game and realise that ultimately they will not have to play sides of Worcester’s quality every week.

 

Getting ready for the Varsity Match

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“Underdogs?” says Steve Hill with a degree of bemusement. “It’s interesting to hear Cambridge describe themselves as underdogs when they’ve won the last three Varsity matches.”

From Hill’s point of view, Oxford are the “underdogs from a form point of view, at least in terms of this particular game.” And he’s at pains to point out what a different sort of fixture it is – “it’s very much a cup final situation; there’s a huge amount of pressure on players. If you make a mistake in a league game, you’ve got the chance to make it up the following Saturday. Once you set foot on the pitch at Twickenham, you’re there to win.”

Yet Hill seems confident about Oxford’s chances. “Obviously we believe there are certain strengths we’re going to play to – it’s been great having Anton Oliver training with the guys this time around. He’s made an outstanding contribution, and is a really important part of the team now from both a rugby and social point of view.”

Hill is reluctant to talk about many of his players, having still to make his mind up about the final squad. But he has a lot of time for the ex-New Zealand hooker: “it’s great having someone with experience of playing in front of 40,000 spectators. There’s only two or three guys from last year’s line-up who can say the same, and Anton knows the pressure of playing in front of huge crowds with his international experience.”

Peter Clarke, OURFC captain, also comes in for praise. “He’s had a very strong season captaining the squad, as well as in his capacity as openside flanker – a crucial position,” says Hill. “I’m sure he’s keen to put on another great performance at Twickenham.”

Hill’s concerns lie in the Oxford side’s capacity to deal with the Tabs’ massive forwards. Captain Jon Dawson’s abilities at prop seem to unsettle the Oxford coach, along with some hefty back-up from “irreplaceable” former Wallaby lock Dan Vickerman. “Cambridge are an incredibly strong pack and they’ve had a formidable scrum these past couple of years,” Hill tells me. “That’s an area we’re doing to have to work hard at to negate their strength.”

Injuries and illness have also played their part in dampening expectations. “Four or five guys have been out recently with stomach bugs and the like, and this has really disrupted preparations. There’s still one or two down, but we’re hoping they’ll be back for the Varsity fixture.”

“I think the hardest thing this year has been the loss of Lehman’s, though,” says Hill, referring to the former sponsor’s collapse at the end of the summer. “Now we’ve got Nomura on board, though, I’m really hopeful to get back lots of student support. I’d like to see as many people as possible who have associations with the university there to support the squad.”

Perhaps a strong turnout for Oxford will help to counterbalance the nerves of a team which isn’t used to the tremendous pressure that a fixture like the Varsity match will bring.

 

Worcester demise leaves race wide open

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As expected the JCR Premier league has proved to be tightly contested between a number of evenly matched sides. Rather unpredictably however, Worcester are not only not leading this pack, they are not even among them. Worcester entered the season, as ever, as the team to beat, yet their start to the season has been rather tepid. A quick glance at their teamsheet however, reveals that this moderate start was only to be expected. They have lost a large number of last year’s title winning side including captain Danny Plaxton, and this year they have been unable to replace them with quite the same calibre of first years.

Their demise has left the race for the title wide open, with just four points separating the top four. League leaders as we approach the halfway stage are Teddy Hall, who after a first day blip have proved imperious. Their five game winning streak has saw them obliterate all-comers, particularly through the incomparable strength and power of forward Charlie Southern and the driving running of midfielder Tim Hoffman as well as a formidable defensive record.

Hall are chased by three equally matched sides.

Unsuprisingly among them are St Anne’s, who, currently in second place, will be looking to go one better than their second place last season. Lead as ever by the goals of the giant Ed Border, so far top goalscorer in the league, and the twinkling feet of captain George Kynaston, they will be hoping to start turning the slightly large number of draws into wins if they are to press on.

The other two sides in the mix are somewhat more of a suprise, especially New who have shaken off their attacking woes of last season while retaining their defensive rigour to find the winning formula they were missing. St Catz form from last season makes them rather less the suprsie package, but the way they have transferred from the First to the Premier division is startling; that is, until they are observed in action. Their brand of high tempo pass and move, centred around targetman Alan McNaughton and the buzzing running of midfielder Carl Assmundson has made them a formidable force and seemingly the side most likely to be able to counter the sheer power and strength of the giant Teddy Hall side.

At the other end of the table matters are equally as tight. Promoted Magdalen are propping up the table without a single win to their name and look likely to go straight back down. Fellow new boys Christ Church are not far ahead, though will be buoyed by this week’s win over fellow relegation candidates Wadham. The latter are a suprise member of those at the bottom of the league given their strength last season. Yet despite some good football their chief problem has been a lack of goals, the lowest of any side in the league. Despite this the fight to stay up between themselves, Christ Church and Oriel promises to be one of the most exciting battles of the season.

Worcester’s apparent fall from grace, while suprising, has only served to set up one of the most exciting leagues in recent memory. Predicting the eventual winner is undoubtably tough, but at the moment the focus will be on stopping the steamroller that is Teddy Hall.