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Exhibition Review: Emma Dougherty, ‘Phi*lat*e*ly’, at ‘The Vaults’

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In Spectrum I, eight long canvases hang in a line. In lifeless cooperation, the yellow gives way to the red, the red to the pink, and so on until we reach and browny-grey end. This is the visual version of that nursery-school rhyme about the rainbow, and about as challenging. Peering at the components which create these colour themed canvases, I was, despite the dullness of the canvas as a whole, reminded of the immense appeal of a beautiful stamp. In the information accompanying the exhibition, Dougherty suggests that elements of her work ‘may evoke nostalgia of sending out your very first Christmas cards’. If ‘nostalgia’ and the implicit evocation of childhood is her aim, then perhaps her pieces are more successful than they initially appear. It was with a childish pleasure that I spotted in the yellow canvas belonging to Spectrum I a Roy Lichtenstein stamp from New Zealand, a rectangle containing the teary face of a coifed woman appearing over the mysterious shoulder of her man. Although the individual stamp engaged my interest, nothing about its context was exciting; Dougherty seems to have grouped the stamps together purely on the merits of their being yellow. Indeed she comments: ‘My advise to philatelists is, if you find a yellow stamp, keep it- it’s by far the rarest colour’, a depressingly dull reason for placing the Lichtenstein on a canvas along side a stamp from Singapore showing a taxi, an old style Christmas stamp, and an etching of Victoria falls which graced a stamp from Northern Rhodesia. Surely such juxtaposition has the potential to say something more substantial.  
But perhaps the potential for social comment has not entirely eluded Dougherty. The title of one canvas, ‘Society’, hints at an awareness of the potential of stamps to reveal and indeed instil the values of a society. Unfortunately, the canvas is a rather weak partner to its title, and seems to be nothing more imaginative than a collage of society figures, Henry the Eighth and Churchill among the crowd. The square of ‘Society’ is, however, an infinitely preferable piece of work  to ‘Flora’ and ‘Pieces’, which show, respectively, stamps with flowers and stamps with fish stuck, apparently indiscriminately, on to canvases, which are much the weakest things in the exhibition. This is a shame in an exhibition that need not be weak at all. Aside from the obvious potential for social comment, Dougherty has also, in her stamp led works, the potential to create images about obsession, about what it is to hunt for stamps, to preserve them and to try, as she does, to turn them into something larger than their individual selves. She titles her exhibition ‘Phi*lat*e*ly’ but there is nothing in it about what it actually means to collect stamps. 
On the last wall of the tea room exhibition, watching benevolently over her cake-eating subjects, are multiple Queens stuck on to a canvas inexplicably entitled ‘Milton’. The multi-coloured Queens – a playfully derivative take on Warhol – have an ironic charm, however a lack of thought as to their positioning again lets the piece down. On the left hand edge of the canvas, two anomalistic white stamps lead the eye through a colourless door out of the painting. Again the impression is of something which nearly works, but needs more consideration as to its composition if it wants to draw anyone’s eye away from their carrot cake.  
On the way out, I spotted a little canvas entitled ‘Jack’. Here, for the first time, Dougherty has swapped tweezers for scissors and cut blue and orange ordinary Queen’s head stamps down the middle, before aligning the un-matching halves to create two tone stamps. I stopped and looked, trying to work out if this tiny subversion had created any interesting effects, which might make Dougherty’s work more than ambient. In the end I discerned that it simply made the Queen’s neck rather fat. 
by Madeleine Dodd 
At 'The Vaults & Garden Organic Café’, Radcliffe Square
Until 23rd February; open every day 10am – 5pm; free 

Emma Dougherty’s work is also being exhibited as part of ‘The Oxford Open’ at Modern Art Oxford, until 17th February.

Jamie Oliver to Open New restaurant in Oxford

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Jamie Oliver is to open an Italian restaurant in Oxford in what used to be the Cock and Camel pub on George Street.
Jamie bought the former Young’s pub and hotel after it closed earlier this month. The new restaurant is to be one of the first in his new chain, ‘Jamie’s Italian’. He plans for around 40 such restaurants to open on high streets around the country within the next few years.
The idea is to create a chain of affordable, high-quality, rustic Italian restaurants in town centres. All pasta will be freshly made on site and the bread will be created daily by artisan bakers. There will be lots of vegetarian options, and the chicken will be free-range.
Jamie Oliver’s publicist, Peter Berry, said that Jamie wanted to change the face of high street dining. “Jamie believes that outside London, there are a handful of good local restaurants but they are few and far between. Jamie's Italian aims to change all that,” he said.
Prices will start at around £5 for a pasta dish, and it will be possible to have an entire meal with drinks for around £10-12 per head. Given its low prices, students will be a key target clientele for the new restaurant.
“We absolutely hope to appeal to students who might be on a tight budget but also care about what they eat,” said Peter Berry. “The restaurant will be open 7 days serving breakfast, lunch and dinner so it works for students wanting to grab a quick bite between seminars, lectures – whatever,” he added.

There is some scepticism as to whether Jamie has the right credentials to be opening an Italian restaurant. One person commented on the Oxford Mail website: “This is a joke. How can a wannabe cockney open an Italian restaurant? Leave to the Italians!”

However, Umberto Garabello, President of the Oxford University Italian Society, does not think this matters. In fact, he is very much looking forward to the opening of Jamie’s new restaurant. He said, “I believe Jamie Oliver is a fantastic and incredibly passionate cook: I often use recipes from his websites and cookbooks as I’m a big fan of his ‘hearty-and-apparently-effortless’ food.”

He added: “I've had a few reasonable Italian meals in Oxford before but I normally find quality and authenticity to be fairly poor. If Jamie sticks to what seems to be the concept behind the chain, we are definitely going to have a new winner.”

Take part in the first Feral Beast survey

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Germany has been reluctant to get involved in military conflicts around the world since the events of the 1930s and 40s. Last week the US Defence Secretary called on Germany to deploy 3,500 troops in Afghanistan to help the coalition effort, but the response was negative. So I’m asking Feral Beast readers: should the Germans still be reluctant to get involved in military operations, over 60 years after the end of the war?

Take part in the quick survey HERE.

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Exhibition Review: Chinese Prints 1950-2006 at the Ashmolean, Part 2

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by Lucy ArchibaldPart Two of the Ashmolean’s Chinese Prints exhibition showcases the work of established Chinese printmakers to Western audiences for the first time. The Chinese tradition of print-making is over a thousand years old, but this modern collection is more dynamic than dusty. Without the shock value of a more avant-garde exhibit, it is subtly disarming for its plethora of “alien” terms and references to less than familiar print techniques and events from Chinese history. Nevertheless, the colourful range of styles, subjects and images on offer – spanning a period of Chinese history which has evolved at an unprecedented rate – is both satisfying and stimulating. If you consider Chinese prints synonymous with water lilies and perhaps the odd reed-warbler, this collection will subvert your expectations. The exhibition does include Zheng Shuang’s Black Peony, White Peony, which is representative of the artist’s exclusive interest in floral subjects post-1970, but in general, the collection is indicative of the powerfully politically charged tendencies of print-making now. Perhaps the most moving of these is Wong Gongyi’s delicately entitled Autumn Wind and Rain (1980) which depicts at severely intimate quarters Qiu Jin, the poet, revolutionary and symbol of female independence, who campaigned against the binding of women’s feet and selling of women into slavery. Wong Gongyi’s print depicts the moments before her execution; monochrome and cut with hard lines, the medium of the piece seems to reflect its unsettling subject. This anguish is further reflected in the artist’s description of the creative process: “…dripping with sweat and tears, in a small storage room, my heart filled with grief and indignation.”Equally unsettling, perhaps, is the sense of a pervasive propaganda “theme”, particularly in the work of the 1950-70s. Next to Qiu Jin’s intense and unsmiling face is a representative of the Sichuan School – Xu Kuang and A Ge’s The Master (1978), depicting a Tibetan farmer in the Soviet style with axe in hand as a grinning and accessible heroic figure. In Reading Hard (1962) another Tibetan figure, a male shepherd in this instance, sits placidly reading amidst a monochrome yet bustling pastoral scene. The artist, Li Huanmin, seems to suggest that Communism has thrown off this individual’s shackles and in contrast he now sits reading. The description of the subject “reading hard”, however, seems intended to collide the leisure of reading with hard work and thus imbue the subject with a level of Communist acceptability. The artist acknowledges this political dimension to his work, regarding it as providing historical insight at the level of the individual: “I depict people, their noble characters, their rich inner world and their graceful bearing, because people are the motive force of history.” Zhang Chaoyang summarised his artistic project rather differently: “Beauty and freedom have been the goal of my aesthetic pursuit.” Yet he represents a strikingly similar scene in his autumnally-hued Heroes and Heroines Are All Around (1970) which (rather obediently, we suspect) chronicles a harvest scene in the midst of the Cultural Revolution when the artist volunteered to go to the Great Northern Wilderness. Subsequently, Zhang Chaoyang’s work was to become less propaganda-influenced and instead preoccupied with female classical beauty. This development is perhaps prefigured in the pretty girl clad in communist garb, who sits scribbling in the foreground of the scene. This recurrent artistic focus upon an individual pulled from a crowd seems somewhat incongruous with the political systems they articulate.The most recent work demonstrates a more satirical or at least enquiring edge. Kang Ning’s Forest (2004) in particular shows a progression from the earlier prints, while Li Yili’s Hometown Record with its mingling of realist and fantasy elements enacts his artistic intention to ‘create’ “…one’s ideal world” rather than merely document that already in existence. Short, if not sweet, this concise exhibition will certainly leave you with plenty to ponder, and is the ideal reason to finally (!) make it through the doors of the Ashmolean.
Chinese Prints runs until the 24th of February.

The Oxford Mentality?

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Are we all slaves to the Oxford mindset? And is it really all that bad, Sam Harding asks.

Last week, in a spare hour between a lecture finishing and my tutorial starting, with the essay safely completed and printed, I spent a happy hour in the Grand Café. The scrambled eggs and smoked salmon bagel was the perfect brunch. But upon leaving, I felt a tingling sense of guilt that I’d wasted away an hour that could, and maybe should, have been far more productive and perhaps ‘academic’.

I know I’m not the only one to have these self-induced guilt trips. Many students feel an onrush of shame for every hour wasted over coffee, Facebook, long lunches and pub excursions. We have it drilled into us that every minute can, and must, be spent applying oneself to study. My friend from Bristol, who kindly called on Sunday night to bask in the glory of having spent nearly all weekend in bed, albeit with the company of her laptop and the OC rather than the dashing History student she is currently pursuing, did not, when I asked her, feel any guilt whatsoever. She had an essay due in on Tuesday, but it could easily wait until the end of the week. And the term’s reading list was, she admitted, a little too long for her liking (four books), but she could probably read over the holidays. But more than just the artificiality of deadlines and long-winded essay titles, with even longer reading lists, all crammed into one week, is the inherent psychology of the place. It’s hard for anyone to specify, but there is a general sense of work, work, work, and shame on you if you don’t.

Having said this, two of my closest friends seemed to have struck a clever, albeit physically demanding balance last term. Throughout the day, they are chained to their desks, ploughing through their work with relentless focus. But when the Tom clock struck seven, the switch was flicked, and an all-night marathon began of drink, drink, drink. Their enthusiasm echoed through the Meadows buildings until the early hours, as they tottered to their rooms. Admittedly, this term they have drawn up strict exercise regimes to balance out the damage inflicted by Messrs. Gordon’s, Smirnoff, and Sauvignon.

Indeed, there is a culture of work hard, play hard(er) that runs through the university. And perhaps it is effective, preparing us for after graduation, when many will pour into the 14-hour days of Med School, investment banking, journalism, politics, and law. Employers favour Oxford graduates for more than the reputation. Without tooting our own horns, we are accustomed to working ridiculously hard for prolonged amounts of time, and still finding time to socialise our cotton socks off. Yes, there’s the 5th week blues, but no-one even considers taking a week off, or slacking the pace. We plough on through, not just because we have to, but because we’ve worked out how to. 

Perhaps we should all take a bow, and bask in our super-stamina. But don’t worry, narcissists, I’ve no doubt next week’s tutorial will bring us all back to reality.

 

Review: The Flu Season

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by Sophie Frew

See also: video preview of the play

A few first night fluffs aside, this cast made a very strong team under Alex Worsnip’s direction. The Flu Season is self-consciously modern in the language and the images used by its narrators. The prologue and epilogue act as a commentary from the playwright, as if he began in love and this subsequently turned sour. These might have become redundant once the pivotal rejection takes place yet there is then a partisan split, the epilogue on side with the man and the prologue with the woman. Hannah Martin as the Prologue dealt well with a difficult transition from one side of a single mind to embodying the rejected spirit. The position of an amending epilogue jarred with the central message that both love and life are fleeting and imperfect. But Sam Caird, acting as the epilogue and voice of Will Eno, impressively portrayed the smugness of hindsight and the manic perfectionism of a writer who is even now correcting this work.

The sense of foreboding in the production was slightly overplayed, which prevented the audience from becoming fully involved with the love story. But the beauty and innocence of the love between the man and the woman comes because they do not overanalyse its consequences – as they do those of their conversations. Andrew Johnson and Lucy Murphy gave real humanity to the awkward inmates who seem destined for one another. The man’s change of heart makes this relationship reflect the previous experiences of their attendants, his glazed expression and passivity contrasting with the train-of-thought dialogue. Lucy Murphy had exceptional depth of emotion in the rejection scenes, making her story the most convincing within the play.

Sam Bright and Amy Mulholland, as the doctor and nurse, served as a quirky reminder of the hopefulness of love. These positive characters were brightly played, competently fulfilling their role of retrieving the audience from the edge of despair.

This tragic story was a cathartic experience which reminded the audience to go out and live. As the epilogue points out, there is no man and woman, their story is not real, but it is brought to life by this cast and, ostracised from society, the couple make their mark through love. Although dominated by the pessimistic epilogue, this is without doubt a highly affirmative and optimistic play.

Review: Dangerous Liaisons

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by Frankie Parham

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Beneath all the powdered wigs and tightly strung corsets, 18th century France was bursting with selfish, sex-crazed, revenge-seeking aristocrats – apparently.

Dangerous Liaisons (as adapted by Christopher Hampton from the 1782 epistolary novel) follows the charming Sébastien de Valmont (Alexander Stewart), already having an affair with married Émilie (Emily Rees Jones) and determined to seduce the virtuous – and married – Marie de Tourvel (Kitty Kaletsky). She is staying with Valmont's aunt (Katherine Eve) while Monsieur de Tourvel is away. At the same time, the malicious Isabelle de Merteuil (Emerald Fennell) is determined to corrupt the young Cécile de Volanges (Sophie Siem), whose mother (Danielle Stevens) has recently brought her out of a convent to be married to a former lover of Merteuil. An opportunity for revenge arises when Cécile falls in love with her music tutor, Raphael Danceny (Dominic Conte). Merteuil and Valmont pretend that they wish to help the secret lovers, delivering their letters and gaining their trust, but end up leaving themselves and their victims with a price to pay.

Pierre Choderlos de Laclos’ novel is great material for a gripping drama: it offers everything from love to violence, deceit and sex – a lot of sex. Intriguingly, this capacity for immorality is not limited to the aristocrats – embroiled in parallel love games are also their inferior servants, in the form of Azalon (Jonathan Rhodes) and Julia (Roisin Watson). Decadence stains every level of society; everyone has a sinful flaw they wish to hide.

The play also gives us, over two centuries later, the enjoyment of dressing up in what can only be described as tents for ladies and high-heeled boots for men. Eleanor Matthews has done spectacularly with the look of the show, with the actors truly appearing as though they have stumbled out from a time-warp.

For all this potential, which director Gareth Russell has worked hard to muster, the performances feel shamefully flat. Fennell’s Isabelle has all the wickedness, but lacks the lustre. Able to show a restrained disdain for the Madame de Volanges (a convincingly prude Stevens), there is never a sense that she feels any true passions in the presence of her confidante, Sébastien. The latter is similarly disappointing: Stewart gives his character’s voice an attractively sensual musicality, but is too nonchalant to exude the pride he takes in his “exploits”. Admittedly, Kaletsky is admirable as the sophisticated Marie, grimly aware of her own desires, while a sweet chemistry sputters between the jittery Danceny and Cécile (an adoringly naïve Siem – the troupe’s most solid performer). But, it still feels like all look and no feeling.

Isabelle crudely tells Sébastien that “love is something you use; not something you fall into”. Unfortunately, many of the actors do not listen to this advice – they fall into their roles, expecting the aesthetics to do the work for them.

2:30pm Sat

7:30pm Wed/Thurs/Fri/Sat

Wadham Moser Theatre: Run ends on February 2nd

Goal of the year… already (with video content)

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Only the Germans would put their Goal of the Year competition in February.

But here it is anyway, the winner, Diego’s 62.6m punt for Werder Bremen against Alemannia Aachen in April. Almost 20% of ARD television viewers voted for it.

Enjoy.


 

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COMMENT: Brideshead Revisited

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I used to think Evelyn Waugh was a woman, because I didn’t think a man could be called Evelyn. Then I discovered that there were men called Hilary and women called Robin.

In any case, I always found Evelyn Waugh to be a very strange person. Brideshead Revisited, as the suggestive name, erm, suggests, is about a boy at Oxford who falls in love subconsciously with another beautiful boy called Sebastian; later sublimates this desire into heterosexual love for Sebastian’s sister, Julie; and finally transubstantiates his blood-and-flesh desires into overwhelming love for God (precipitated by a World War, no less). At least, that’s how Freud and I see it.

It’s a theme that recurs in so many homosexual novels, though usually in reverse: the pious boy who loves God, then loves God-made-flesh in man, eventually discovering that true ecstasy inheres in the bodies of all the men in the world.

Fast-forward to present-day Oxford and some things have changed. These days the homosexuals generally don’t flounce around Christ Church meadows with beautiful boys carrying teddies; they’re more likely to be found gyrating in Pop Tarts with muscular daddy bears. They probably won’t end up in bed with their boyfriend’s sister except by way of having discovered a three-way interest in Bertolucci’s Dreamers, and why wear a pince-nez when there are other better ways of gripping appendages?

The glorious days of surreptitious, you-and-me-against-the-world schoolboy encounters in the dark cloisters of interwar society have given way to  tight-shirted boys in shiny Dolce and Gabbana sweating to the house-y beats of Rihanna’s latest dance track. It’s been quite a radical century, if you ask me.

But traditionalists will be glad to note that some things don’t change. Last week, for instance, a couple of gay men were beaten up – again – outside the Coven, which hosts gay nights every Friday. Like a string of pearls passed down from generation to generation, this incident is merely the latest in a series of gay-bashings that include other gay-bashings outside the Coven and another that occurred at, of all places, the Wadham Queer Bop two years ago.

In a place where the trains often don’t run on time, gay-bashings every few months or so seem to run perfectly on schedule. What’s more shocking, though, is that these things are accepted as a matter of course. For instance, I never did find out what happened to the students who beat up the gay man at the Queer Bop.

I assume they are lurking around somewhere in the Gothic architecture, because beating someone up on the basis of sexual orientation here doesn’t seem as unacceptable as beating someone up on the basis of race or gender.

It’s not just drunken louts who crash the gay party and disfigure a few faces. The intellectual establishment still seems to have the propensity to think of homophobic agendas as constituting something morally courageous. I can think of two recent Rhodes scholars from Princeton who have achieved recognition for, among other better things, leadership of an ignoble society known as the Anscombe Society.

This is a society which opposes gay marriage – nay, even gay sex – and proposes a “scientific” ontological understanding of humans to the extent that they “cannot support homosexual relations which fall outside the goals of chastity, nor the proposition for same sex marriage, which challenges the fundamental definition of marriage”.

I’m not sure what the point of this society is, since all they seem to do is condemn homosexuals to a life of chastity. Yet the Rhodes Scholarship committee evidently and manifestly must think that this constitutes moral and philosophical interest in society, or evidence of leadership.

I’m not opposed to people having their own opinions, however unsupported and pernicious they may be. I’m usually fine if certain people think that what I am is fundamentally immoral, as long as they don’t shove it in my face, pious faces notwithstanding. But this is something quite different.

To recognize the implicit gay-bashing intentionally performed by leaders of homophobic societies by bestowing intellectual and moral laudation is tantamount to giving people who punch homosexuals for no good reason a trophy for being upstanding men of action and courage. That kind of thing is enough to make my blood boil.

It’s almost as if we were still living in the crumbling interwar era, where men were called Evelyn and Hilary, and where homosexuals in fits of bathetic spiritual ecstasy would immolate themselves upon altars of self-abnegation. It’s certainly Brideshead revisited, except that it’s the spectre of a corpse bride that continues to haunt the oppressed.

Johann Loh is a visiting Philosophy student from Princeton University.

COMMENT: Gordon Brown: My (Small) Part in his Downfall

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by James Wright.

No, I’m not behind the Northern Rock crisis. No, I’m not the cause of current global economic uncertainty. And no, despite the receding hairline, I’m not Peter Hain. But here, for the first time, I outline my part in Gordon Brown’s downfall.

When Gordon Brown became Prime Minister after ten long years of Tony Blair, the political mood of the country changed palpably. Tony Blair, the Arch-Dissembler, had been replaced by the dependable son of a preacher-man, a man of principle and integrity.

Suddenly and surprisingly, all our fears about Gordon, the dour Scottish tax-grabber, becoming Prime Minister disappeared – it turned out he was a ‘pretty straight kind of guy’ whose sobriety and purposefulness contrasted greatly and favourably with the deceitfulness of his predecessor and the flippancy of his potential successor as Prime Minister in the Conservative Party.

Indeed, ‘Super-Gordon’ not only survived biblical floods, plagues and terrorist attacks, the first crucial tests of his premiership, but his statesman-like responses to these crises ensured that he actually prospered by them, at least in terms of the opinion polls.

It was during this time that I received a telephone call from a pollster (working on behalf of YouGov) who asked me in dulcet tones about my voting intentions in the event of a snap-election being called in October. I paused.

Quietly but unhesitatingly I said that I would be voting for Gordon Brown. I was then asked a series of questions about Gordon Brown’s characteristics. At this stage he was neither Stalin nor Mr. Bean but a solid, if underwhelming, House of Commons performer: a ‘conviction politician’ and, of course, statesman-like. And, as I recall, I said as much.

I can only plead guilty on the grounds of temporary insanity; I was soon cured after George Osbourne proposed to raise the threshold for inheritance tax (at last – a tax cut!) and David Cameron allegedly made the ‘speech of his life’ but, then again, not really because of anything the Conservatives did.

It was only after the Conservative Party Conference that I realised I had been deceived, or rather allowed myself to be deceived, as the real Gordon Brown emerged – a timid, over-cautious man, who called off, as Cameron himself obligingly pointed out, an election that he was almost certainly going to win.

At that moment, for me – a disillusioned Tory enamoured of Brown’s professed love of Britain and Britishness, and who had been delighted by the pictures of Margaret Thatcher’s return to Downing Street for tea, at the invitation of the Prime Minister – Gordon Brown’s political career started to make sense. He was not the antidote to Tony Blair at all. Tony Blair had always been portrayed (rightly, in my view) as a man of no principle. Gordon Brown, on the other hand, had principles and although I didn’t necessarily like them, at least he had some. Or so I used to think.

But just as Blair fluffed nearly all of his legacy-defining tests so too will Gordon Brown (and on Europe, he already has). His Blairite rhetoric about the constant ‘need for change’ and the importance of making ‘hard choices’ is in the end no substitute for principled, resolute action.

Furthermore, I came to realise – albeit belatedly – that Brown lacks political courage; if he didn’t he would have been Prime Minister years ago. Brown, it is worth restating, was as much the architect of the vacuous New Labour Project as Tony Blair: it was merely convenient for Blair the moderniser and Brown the king-in-waiting, to portray the latter as a ‘real’ Labour man in order to carry with them both the ‘awkward squad’ in the parliamentary party.

I had misinterpreted Brown’s remarkable silence over the issues which were most dear to Blair’s heart as conscientious objection. Of course, I was wrong – it was quite literally a party trick. This isn’t to say that Blair and Brown were happy bedfellows, but their differences were – and are – more personal than political.

The current Prime Minister’s lack of principles and the reasons for the aimlessness and drift of the government at the moment (themselves causally and mutually linked) should really have been obvious to me and the rest of the country during his time at the Treasury.

Then, in the New Year, still coming to terms with Brown’s great deception, I was called again by the same polling organisation and asked about my voting intentions, this time for an election which will no doubt come in 2009 or 2010. Holding my nose, I said that I would now be voting Conservative (I am no lover of Dave). My brief – and purely political – affair with Gordon Brown was over.

On its own, my change of heart is hardly worth mentioning, but I take some comfort from the fact that I am part of a wider trend of reformed sinners and dupes that has emerged against Gordon Brown in recent weeks. The opinion poll which I participated in gave the Conservatives a lead of several points over Labour. If repeated in a general election, Labour would, according to all opinion polls at the moment, almost certainly lose power outright.

And, inasmuch as all votes count (though some more than others in Britain), that would be no small part for me to play in the ultimate downfall of Gordon Brown. Not least since I could never contemplate voting for him again, now that I – and we all – know the truth.

James Wright is a History student from Christ Church.