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Our toxically Islamophobic culture is to blame for the Christchurch attack

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On Friday morning, March 15th 2019, at least 49 people lost their lives in the hands of individuals that could be described as, for the lack of a better word, cowards. 49 people with their life stories, families, beliefs, and values; 49 New Zealanders looking to wrap up their hectic weeks in places of solace and religious comfort, silenced in the hands of malicious, radicalised terrorism. 

It would be easy to typecast these atrocities as a singular event, one that would never happen again, a tragedy that caught us out of the blue and in shock, but that would never repeat itself. Yet to do so would be neglecting the root causes of the violence today – the structural Islamophobia that has been allowed to be propagated, the media who prioritise sensationalising the life of the perpetrator over the public’s interests, and, finally, our public inertia to calls for help from the most marginalised communities who are confronted with racism on a daily basis.

First, Islamophobia has been on the rise in both New Zealand and, in general, Western Liberal Democracies. Crafty, manipulative far-right politicians have found a political space in constructing and demonising the Other, so as to develop the so-called mandate for their continued existence. From stereotyping Muslims as allegedly culturally backwards or associated with terrorism, to designating Judeo-Christianity as an alleged religion of peace and harmony in response to the ostensible militarism of Islam, political and cultural figures in the West must be held accountable for their continued propagation of misbeliefs about Muslims, which have spurred substantial animosity and paranoia in response to the presence of Muslim migrants in particular countries. 

In the UK we have seen the rise of UKIP and the roster of alt-right media sources, framing Muslims as systemically antithetical to the what is commonly referred to as “British values”; in Australia we see politicians – indeed, including one particular Senator who turned to framing today’s events as justifiably expectable in light of “rising immigration” – spinning immigration into an issue of national security; in the US we are witnesses to an ongoing cultural war waged asymmetrically by the Trumpian administration against disempowered members of the Muslim communities. The West has actively taken to alienating Muslims, and the events today are merely the tip of a far more insidious iceberg of inflamed, artificially engineered conflicts. 

Second, the media are to blame. From reporting on past shootings with elaborate emphasis upon the lives, testimonies, and alleged ‘justifications’ of the shooters, to engaging in ornate deconstruction and analysis of perpetrators’ motives – mass media have transformed mass shootings into public spectacles, consumed as breathtaking calamities, internalised as some sort of ‘natural outcomes’ of intercultural tensions. The privacy of victims is set aside as the media aim to maximise views and shock value – even from today’s events we have seen repeated attempts from media outlets to distribute the ‘first-person video’ and ‘manifesto’ of the terrorist, until a recent statement from the New Zealand government called for its cessation. The attention, glamour, and discursive power embodied by media reporting provides many a terrorist with the incentives to act, and to act perversely indeed – to seek to maximise their extent of damage, to terrorise, to lend their ideology an even greater platform. The public’s right to know may well be important – but it is both a conditional right, in that what is delivered to them must be accurate, true and de-sensationalised; and a limited right, knowledge does not and must not come before the rights of victims to privacy or public safety. 

Finally, we are all collectively responsible for the atrocities perpetuated in our communities. For far too long our governments have treated the cries for help from migrant communities as “less important” than the long roster of agenda items they employ to deprioritise select agenda. For far too long we have taken to accepting the ‘naturality’ of terror and acclimatised ourselves to a new normal that should never have been the normal. For far too long we have remained apathetic to the calls for more resources to facilitate security, protection, and greater cultural cohesion from marginalised communities.

Instead of acting, we allow the festering of dangerous, xenophobic rhetoric that attributes shootings like today’s to migrants; that upholds the view that migration is, as Fraser Anning argues in his frankly obscene statement, to blame for violence against migrants. 

Make no mistake here – whom we blame, how we blame, and what we blame migrants for is itself a political act, driven by ideology. When we choose to blame migrants for the backlash they face, we are undertaking the active decision of neglecting the racist beliefs, bigoted egoism, and fundamental misconceptions that drive such backlash. When we engage in the worst forms of victim-blaming, we become perpetrators of another kind of violence ourselves – the kind of violence that deprives victims and their communities, the Muslim community in New Zealand, in the United States, in Western Europe, of the right to speak out. We cannot afford to forget that it is our society’s failure to deradicalise white terrorism, and our gleefully racist interpretations of who is or isn’t a terrorist, that has led to where we are today. 

That today’s shootings were propelled by Islamophobia is perhaps of no surprise. What is perhaps more surprising about the violence, however, was its location – New Zealand has historically been a refuge and safe country for migrants, known for its relative openness both in terms of cultural and immigration policies; the integration of Maoris into the New Zealand community, whilst incomplete, remains a paradigm that puts the track record of its neighbour, Australia, and its appalling handling of Australian Aboriginals to shame. Finally, New Zealand’s progressive politics is perhaps best exemplified by its election of Jacinda Ardern as its Prime Minister, a pioneering political figure who has shattered the glass ceilings for young women (mothers in particular) seeking careers in politics.

All of this is relevant – in that it highlights how Islamophobia could pervade even the most ‘liberal’ or ‘progressive’ of states; that the Cerberus of terrorism could rear its head in the most unexpected of places, and that we must not and cannot conflate progressivism in general with religious tolerance, which has been under threat from the increasingly normalised fringes of the political spectrum, particularly from those in the nationalistic, fascistic right. 

In face of structural injustice, let us not shirk our responsibilities and scapegoat the least privileged in our society. 

In face of terror, let us not succumb to the cowardice of the terrorists.

In face of violence, let us not retaliate, but we must also stand firm and tall.

Because what happened in Christchurch could just as well happen in any other Western democracy, any other progressive state tomorrow. White, Islamophobic terrorism is real, and it falls upon us to address it. 

Neo-Nazi graffiti referencing New Zealand attacks appears in Headington

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*Content Warning*: Images of the offensive graffiti are linked to in this article.

Graffiti featuring swastikas,  far-right symbols and language relating to the recent attacks on mosques in Christchurch, New Zealand, has been painted on a school wall in Cheney Lane, Headington.

The graffiti (which can be viewed on the Oxford Mail website) which features swastikas, the acronym OSA (a possible allusion to Italian neo-Fascist group CasaPound) and the phrase “sub 2 pewdiepie”.

The latter refers to the livestreamed Q/A broadcast by the perpetrator of an attack which left at least 49 people dead.

On the afternoon of the 17th March, Thames Valley Police announced the launch of an investigation into the event. It has been confirmed to Cherwell that this was a single, isolated incident.

Councillor Tom Hayes tweeted, in response to the incident: “Sickened by the daubing of Nazi graffiti on a back wall of Cheney School in Headington today. Have raised concerns with @OxfordCity @OxfordDS to remove this as a matter of immediate urgency. Hate is unacceptable in our diverse and welcoming city. “

A statement from Superintendent Joe Kidman (LPA Commander for Oxford City) implies that this is being treated as a hate crime: “I deplore the actions of the person or persons responsible for this graffiti and there are no excuses for those who carry out hate crimes.”

“Oxford is a tolerant community with strong links between our faith communities. This act is not representative of the people of Oxford and it will not be tolerated by Thames Valley Police.

“We are working to find the person or persons responsible. They may well have told someone else what they have done or been seen in the area and I ask anyone with information that could assist us to please come forward and call 101 quoting reference 43190081534.

“We are aware that the awful events in New Zealand will have heightened concerns for many communities. As a result officers in Oxford as well as the wider Thames Valley, will be visiting places of worship to reassure all faith communities. I have personally also made contact with a number of our faith leaders to offer support and advice on reviewing their safety and security measures.

“If you are a witness or a victim of hate crime please contact Thames Valley Police on 101 to report it.

“Our thoughts remain with the people of New Zealand and we stand together with them and all our communities at this difficult time.”

This is the second incident of its kind in the past five months. In November last year, swastikas were also painted on the wall of the Oxford Community Centre.

Lust for Life: Lana Del Rey

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A genre in herself, Lana’s sleepy Hollywood aesthetic and tragic love songs have earned her success in the indie pop scene. Under her real name, Lizzy Grant, the singer attempted a career in 2009, performing in clubs and bars, without luck. Adopting the stage name of Lana Del Rey and growing into the all-American woman she was when her first album was released, the world lapped her up, and is now one of the most successful artists of this time.

The single ‘Video Games’ was released before Del Rey’s first album. If you haven’t cried at one point in your life listening to this song, something is wrong with you. Born to Die (2012) set the scene for what fans can appreciate as a beautifully haunting, emotional journey through Lana’s tragic romances. Her fans may have similar aesthetic, daddy issues and pouts, but it is undeniable that her song writing on her first album was, and still is, reflective, wily and brooding. Born to Die draws on all aspects of a young woman’s idyll of the American Dream, from rags to diamonds, James Dean, and her songs ‘playing on the radio’. Classical instruments alongside her versatile, wispy vocals creates a magical genre: a confused mixture of indie rock, trip-hop and sadcore.

However, whilst Born to Die received a predominantly positive response, many lyrics were interpreted as ‘anti-feminist’, such as ‘This is what makes us girls/ We don’t stick together ‘cause we put our love first,’. This sweeping statement about women was unpopular with some, as well as the song titled ‘F***ed my way up to the top’ on Ultraviolence, thought to be a diss-track written about other female artists, reportedly Lorde or Lady Gaga.

2014 saw Lana’s release of Ultraviolence, a continuation of the feeling-sorry-for-herself mood. As a woman of her own genre, belonging to no crowd, she is, in some ways, alone. Ultraviolence is simply a lonely album. It would be easy to imagine her stage performances with a single spotlight, ribbon microphone, and placid arm movements, eyes closed. The pleasure-in-pain theme runs through the enchantingly gloomy album through phrases such as ‘he hit me, and it felt like a kiss’ (Ultraviolence), and somehow irresistible drug addicts: ‘I don’t mean nothing compared to your drugs … I’ll wait for you’ (Pretty When You Cry). It would appear that Lana needs to keep a wide berth from LA bad-boys to have any hope of her tears drying.

It soon became clear that Lana couldn’t find any decent men after Ultraviolence. Honeymoon (2015)was her next album, showing an obsession with the idea of love rather than the reality of it. On this album, Lana’s Hollywood aesthetic played out by layering cinematic music below her breathy, depressed voice, almost imitating movie background music. The tracks on the album are often longer than five minutes, usually lacking percussion. Lana seems to know we are ready to listen to whatever she has to say, not needing drama in the form of exciting instruments or rushed choruses to hold our attention. This style reflects an idleness; Lana hasn’t felt much happiness in a while, and no visions of change are on the horizon.

The title of the emotional ‘Swan Song’, suggested that this could have been Lana’s last album, given the rumours that her talent was not genuine, and that she achieved success due to her millionaire father’s helping hand. She even sang the words ‘I will never sing again’.

In 2016, The Weeknd (Abel Tesfaye) released Starboy, on which Lana features in one of the most poignant songs Stargirl Interlude. The Stargirl/Starboy relationship links Del Rey’s seductive vocals with The Weeknd’s sexual lyrics which have evolved throughout their careers.

Del Rey collaborated with Tesfaye again, a year later with Lust for Life on the eponymous album, along with A$AP Rocky and Stevie Nicks. In the album, Lana treats us with a smile on the cover. The frowny-pout brand she has painted over three albums is suddenly U-turned. The brighter tones on the album could offer escapism, rather than a reality, for listeners as well as Lana herself, even admitting that she is ‘caught up in my [her] dreams’ (White Mustang). This is implied when Lana and Abel sing about climbing up the Hollywood sign’s ‘H’. Jumping from the ‘H’ was famously the chosen method of suicide of the 1930s failed actress Peg Entwistle, cursing the sign. So, despite the brighter sounds of the melodies and fantasies in many of the songs, is there a darker meaning behind them, and behind Lana’s smile on the album cover?

Whether her smile is sincere or not, she offers a more feminist approach than before, in the song ‘God Bless America – And All the Beautiful Women in It’. Contradicting many of her previous lyrics referencing competition between women, this song was a response to the American Women’s marches protesting Republicans’ views on women’s rights. Suddenly, Lana’s idealised version of America described in her previous albums has come crumbling down.

Lana has announced the name of her next album ‘Norman Fucking Rockwell’, reportedly being released in March. Norman Rockwell was an artist and author, celebrated for his portrayal of America and its culture; perhaps Lana’s romanticised patriotism will make a homecoming in her new work. Over the past couple of months, three lengthy singles ‘Mariners Apartment Complex’, ‘Venice Bitch’ and ‘hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have – but I have it’ have been released, alongside a since deleted clip of Machine Gun Kelly on her Instagram. From these sneak peaks, after the short respite of Lust for Life, we can only predict that her acoustic, yet orchestral troubled-youth sound and visuals will make a return in March.

Worcester Provost Resigns

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The Provost of Worcester College, Professor Sir Jonathan Bate, has announced his resignation from the post, effective from the 12th September 2019.

In a message to his ‘Worcester Family’ on the 14th March, the Provost cited the “toll on family life” and a “slow[ing] of academic productivity” as reasons for his departure, as well as reduced opportunities to teach.

The role will be taken up in the interim by Dr Kate Tunstall. Due to take up the role of Vice-Provost just a month before Professor Bate’s departure, the twenty-year French Fellow has been selected by the Governing Body to hold the position, with the current Vice-Provost extending his tenure.

Professor Bate stated that he “feel[s] his work at Worcester is done”, making reference to recent successes seen at the college. These include the completion of the Sultan Nazrin Shah Centre and the Tercentenary Campaign, the latter of which has raised over £100 million to “endow Worcester for the next three hundred years”.

Awarded a Knighthood in 2015 for services to literary scholarship and higher education, the Provost expressed a desire to “return to academic work” over the next decade. He will also remain a member of the college, having been elected to a Senior Research Fellowship.

He went on to specify that future projects may entail “Shakespearean scholarship and performance…making the case for the public value of the humanities and… leading an initiative to bring a humanities contribution to the global crisis of sustainability.”

In addition, Bate thanked his wife, biographer Paula Byrne, for her ‘unstinting support’, saying that “it is now time for me to take a back seat, and give her support, as she takes forward her important work for mental health and wellbeing, especially among young people, through her ReLit Foundation.”

This resignation follows recent changes in the leadership of St Catherine’s College, The Queen’s College and Christ Church.

Eating like a caveman

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In July 2018, Jordan Peterson appeared on comedian Joe Rogan’s podcast and shocked the world by declaring that he followed a diet consisting exclusively of “beef, salt, water” – and nothing else. He claimed this diet, inspired by that of his twenty-six-year-old daughter Mikhaila, had not only resulted in improved energy, sleep, mental health, digestion, and drastic weight loss, but was also responsible for the total recovery of his daughter from a lifelong series of autoimmune diseases and rare illnesses.

In fact, Peterson’s daughter had been making these claims herself long before her father took them to the global stage. Her blog, mikhailapeterson.com, appropriately entitled Don’t Eat That, advocates an elimination diet as the solution to almost all health issues – indeed, everything from bleeding gums to just “feel[ing] like you could do better”. Once the international news picked up on Peterson’s claims, a flurry of articles followed, doing everything from breaking down the (lack of ) nutritional science behind it to having reporters try it out for themselves and document the effects.

Clearly, Jordan and Mikhaila Peterson’s diets are at the extreme end of the spectrum. But what may be more familiar is the attitude that Mikhaila has toward nutritional science, and, indeed, all mainstream science. The first line of the subtitle of her blog – which, by the way, has almost fifty thousand subscribers – is “the food pyramid is a lie”. This is closely followed by “many (if not most) health problems are treatable with diet alone.”

The nature of the Peterson’s extreme forms of clean eating are clearly founded on total scepticism for scientific professionals, and indeed, an almost paranoid idea that the entire nutritionist and medical professions are implicated in a giant conspiracy theory designed to sell dairy and grains. There is no doubt that it has become harder to tell what is and isn’t good for us to eat.

In October 2015, for example, the World Health Organisation broke the news that processed meats like bacon and sausages were now officially classed as a group 1 carcinogen, ranking them alongside other carcinogens like tobacco and alcohol. What made matters worse was the extent to which the meat industry lobbied to prevent people taking this news seriously while at the same time adding chemicals to make meats like bacon look pinker.

Meanwhile, in fruit and vegetable production, the pesticide glyphosate was found to have been relicensed by the EU, just this January, based on a report that was plagiarised, meaning that the European Food Safety Authority had declared this pesticide safe for use despite the World Health Organisation deeming it a probable human carcinogen. It is therefore understandable that consumers might be wary about what exactly they are eating, since the food industry has proven it does not always have our best interests at heart.

But cases like the Peterson’s show that this scepticism has been taken to the extreme and should be seen as part of a wider movement of counterfactual dietary and health advice. Jordan Peterson, for example, argues in favour of his all beef diet by drawing attention to human societies in the past that survived largely or almost entirely on meat. There are parallels here to be drawn with the so-called paleo diet, which is a dietary plan that aims to mimic the food that would have been eaten during the Paleolithic era, i.e. in the time of cavemen.

Unlike the Peterson diet, the average follower of the Paleolithic diet eats fruit, vegetables, nut, seeds and fish, simply avoiding foods which were not available to humans ten thousand years ago. Thus, the paleo diet steers clear of dairy, grains and legumes (pulses like beans, chickpeas and lentils). Those who believe in the merits of the paleo diet argue that the human body is not equipped to deal with many components in our diets today. Changes in human dietary patterns brought about by developments in farming happened faster than the body could adapt to match them. This mismatch is the cause of many contemporary dietary issues, particularly obesity, diabetes and heart disease.

In keeping with this idea of a genetic ‘mismatch’, advocates of a Paleo diet are sceptical of mainstream dietary advice, which views pulses and legumes as a useful source of protein, dairy as a source of calcium and other minerals, and grains as important for fibre. The paleo approach holds that these benefits are fictional, and that in the long term consuming these ‘mismatched’ foods causes health problems. Effectively, extreme advocates of the Paleo diet question the validity of any medical advice and scientific research that goes against their beliefs.

Celebrity paleo chef Pete Evans is one such advocate. He came under fire in June 2018 by the Australian Medical Association, which strongly criticised Netflix’s decision to allow his documentary, The Magic Pill, to be available on their platform. Evans has argued, both in the documentary and in a series of his own cookbooks, that the paleo diet and paleo remedies can act to alleviate and aid medical conditions from epilepsy to autism to asthma. Evans has also claimed that breast milk can be replaced with a paleo bone broth for equivalent, if not superior, health benefits in infants.

The Magic Pill trailer features a woman with cancer who states that her tumorous growth started shrinking following her adoption of the diet, and a mother of a child with epilepsy who claims that her daughter stopped having seizures after they started following a high fat, low carb diet which avoided fibre and dairy.

The president of the Australian Medical Association, Doctor Tony Bartone, expressed concerns that the release of the documentary onto Netflix’s platform is a breach of their responsibilities as a broadcasting company. He feared that vulnerable members of society might see the claims of the documentary as a viable alternative to the advice of healthcare professionals, rather than viewing it simply as a programme for entertainment and intrigue.

Evans responded to this criticism in an Instagram post by asking what possible objection the AMA could have to his claim that eating vegetables and fruit with a side of well sourced meat/seafood/eggs is a healthy way to live. He then went on to attack the association, asking if the real reason behind its objections was that “this simple approach may actually hurt the industries that rely on a large percentage of the population being sick?”

The radical message behind his argument is that the reason why society does not follow a paleo diet was because of a grand conspiracy that implicated both the food industry and the medical profession. Evans’ argument ties into a wider movement of people who feel that not only is the food we eat causing more harm than good, but the medications that we take, and indeed the whole western approach to medicine, is flawed. This distrust for conventional medicine is particularly potent in the US; aside from the various criticisms of the US healthcare system in general, and all the questions that have been raised about its affordability and accessibility, it is most clearly exemplified by the anti-vaccination movement.

This trend, sparked by a highly problematic 1998 study that linked the measles, mumps and rubella vaccine to autism in children, is verging on the point of a national crisis, as these nineteenth century diseases resurge in communities where parents choose to for the babies forego basic childhood vaccinations.

But even outside of the anti-vaccine movement, the claim that medical institutions are corrupt has special bite in the USA. Americans are increasingly familiar with the term ‘Big Pharma’ and the notion of health clinics offering a cycle of prescriptions aimed at making profit rather than promoting health.

Consider for instance the litigation currently pending against members of the Sackler family, who own the Connecticut-based Purdue Pharma and the prescription opioid OxyContin. The deceptive marketing campaigns by this pharmaceutical company enabled OxyContin to be overprescribed to the extent that it is now at the centre of a national opioids crisis, which is said to kill almost 200 people a day in the US. It is clear to see why the average American citizen would therefore distrust the same doctors who helped to cause such a crisis.

An article on ‘8 Natural Alternatives to Antibiotics’ on paleohacks.com states that “plants, food, and herbal tinctures have been used as natural antibiotics to treat illness and disease for centuries. Then Big Pharma swept the nation… with the advancement of Western medicine and pharmaceutical drugs, it’s easy to forget how effective ancient healing remedies and natural antibiotics can still be.”

It’s not difficult to see how developments like the OxyContin crisis, as well as wider fears about the development of antibiotic resistance in some pathogens, can feed into the sentiments of paleo advocates like these – leading bloggers to advocate oregano oil, grape seed extract and apple cider vinegar as alternatives to medical practices that fail to care. The idea that there was once a golden age of natural medicine and eating, when mankind was at one with nature and did not face the difficulties and complications that humans do now in modern society, is a common thread running through many of these kinds of arguments.

Yet this idea is simply a romanticised fallacy, with the average life expectancy of a human in the paleolithic era at around 34 years and plenty of evidence showing the human genome has evolved over the past 10,000 and even 1,000 years. It is worth considering whether such a total rejection of modernity and its rationalism, science and technological developments, is linked to a discomfort with and desire to reject the wider political and social complexity which riddles modern society.

The big danger with this attitude comes when those increasingly disillusioned with mainstream health and nutritional advice turn to alternatives that result in serious problems for them. In 2015, Jessica Ainscough passed away from a rare form of soft-tissue cancer. With chemotherapy having failed to treat the cancer in her arm, and facing the prospect of amputation, Ainscough had turned to a method known as ‘Gerson therapy’ to attempt to cure her cancer.

She became known as a ‘wellness warrior’ as she turned to social media to document her self-medication through a strict regime of dietary supplements, daily coffee enemas, and an organic vegetarian diet – over two years, Ainscough reported her treatment included 8760 glasses of juice, 2920 coffee enemas, 1460 baked potatoes, 1460 bowls of Hippocrates soup, 33580 supplements, and 174 shots of castor oil. Surgical oncologist David Gorski had written that without treatment most succumb to the disease within 10 years – she died seven years after her diagnosis.

In a slightly different vein of alternative medicine, Doctor Robert O Young advocated the idea that disease is caused by eating acidic foods and can be cured by following an alkaline diet. He charged patients with serious, often terminal illnesses tens of thousands of dollars for his treatments, which took place at his ‘pH miracle’ ranch in the US. Young was prosecuted and convicted of charges including practising medicine without a license.

We must begin to recognise the ways in which certain restrictive diets tap into a wider culture of scientific scepticism and even plain-faced counter-factuality. People have begun to realise the mental dangers associated with so-called ‘clean eating’ movements. However, the new threat we face is that problems within the food and pharmaceutical industry may overwhelm the bank of reliable science backing up mainstream nutritional advice. Not only are there scandals like the bacon cancer scare, the horsemeat fiasco and the pesticide plagiarism threat breaking all the time, but choosing what to eat often comes with the pressure considering what is best for the environment as well as what is best for our bodies.

In order to protect ourselves from getting caught up in the counterfactual food trend, we need to balance curiosity and a desire for improvement with trust in science and a vigilant awareness of the evidence.

Oxford’s term structure is fuelling a mental health crisis

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In an ideal world, Oxford would exercise at the very least a benign influence on the mental health of its students and staff. As it is, its counselling service is the best-funded of any British university. The research into mental health undertaken here is world-leading. Many JCRs, MCRs, and the SU dedicate no small amount of time and energy to trying to support students who find themselves struggling.

Despite all of this, we must wait for weeks just for a hugely oversubscribed appointment with a counsellor. Even a cursory glance at the troubling content of many Oxfesses reveals that Oxford is currently gripped by the same crisis of student (and academic) mental health that has set in at an alarming number of other universities and colleges across Britain.

The blame for this cannot be left solely at the door of individual institutions and the primary steps towards solving the crisis would start with adequate funding for the NHS and mental health services, alongside meaningful educational reform and a proper attempt to recognise the issues young people face as they grow up in our current society.

But leaving this aside, Oxford cannot and must not avoid acknowledgement of its specific problems. It needs to recognise the ways in which the distinct structures on which it so prides itself on are often actively harmful.

The length of term, in particular, propagates a relentless cycle of two months’ worth of stress and perpetual exhaustion, followed (particularly for those whose home friends are at universities with different term durations) by a long period not just of recovery but often of loneliness and aimlessness.

Upon arrival, many freshers are told to conceptualise their time management in ‘eights’ – eight week terms, with each day to be split into eight hours of work, eight hours of recreation and, the most elusive element of all, eight hours of sleep. Anyone would be hard pressed to find a student here who can easily and consistently achieve this, try as they might. To complete each term’s eight or more essays or problem sheets, attend classes, go to lectures, labs and libraries, and on top of that simply attempt to function as a human being, is a task that is at best Herculean and at worst just impossible; its burden on our mental well-being shows.

Eight week terms are unnecessary. Their existence is down almost solely to the desire of the University and its colleges to rent out rooms for conferences or visitors for as long as possible in the forced absence of students. They are not an example of academic rigour and high standards, but rather of the prioritisation of profit which begets a careless attitude towards the health and happiness of the people that make this University what it is. Eight week terms drain our energy and enjoyment of the subjects we have come here to study, because we have no time to pause – we cannot afford to ‘miss’ a week, however exhausted, ill or unhappy we are feeling; nor are we given the opportunity to do so.

An effective and necessary solution to this would be the introduction of reading weeks. For some years now, Oxford SU has pushed for their introduction, but it is time the University took note. The chance to stop for breath, whether this would be catching up on work or just having a brief few days in which to rest, would be invaluable. For many, it could be the difference between a basic level of well-being and severe, lasting harm to one’s mental health.

Reading weeks would be a radical change, of course, but the current price too many of us pay for studying here suggests that they, alongside the student mental health crisis, are not something which can afford to remain unacknowledged by those who have the power and duty to do better.

Second youth climate strike held in Oxford

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Around 1000 young people participated in the second Oxford climate strike in Bonn Square on Friday, with many students walking out of lessons to protest.

The Oxford strike, arranged by Oxford Youth Climate Action, YouthStrike4Climate and the Oxford Climate Justice Campaign, was part of a global set of youth strikes protesting the lack of government action against the climate crisis in over 30 countries.

The demonstrators called on the government to declare a climate emergency and better educate the general public on the severity of climate change and the urgency of action needed. They also want the government to reform the national curriculum to “address the ecological crisis as an educational priority”.

Hundreds of students attending schools in the Oxford area demonstrated, listening to speakers from local climate change activists and organisations, as well as marching around the city centre. Speakers included Oxford Young Greens, SESI Refill and Oxford’s chapter of Extinction Rebellion.

Representatives of Oxford University’s Environmental Change Institute were also present at the demonstration. They ran a stall to share information and hold discussions with “anyone interested in the science of climate change, as well as the social, economic, technical and policy responses to it.”

The YouthStrike4Climate movement was inspired by 16-year old Greta Thunberg, who has been protesting government failure to act against climate change in Sweden. In her view, “Why should we be studying for a future that may be no more? This is more important than school, I think.”

The Oxford Climate Justice Campaign, which helped to co-ordinate the Oxford strike, said: “The local strike today was part of the Global Strike 4 Climate, for which protests were planned in more than 118 countries and all seven continents including Antarctica. On the large scale, we’re hoping that such unanimous conviction for justice-focused climate action sends the message that our political leaders will have to respond to people over profit-seeking industry.

“After the last Oxford strike, local MP Layla Moran spoke to the protesters and then called for a debate on climate change in Parliament which only 45 MPs actually attended. Repeating the strike serves as a condemnation of that political apathy and an unmistakeable sign that we, young voters, are watching and paying attention.”

According to the OCJC spokesperson, the students who organised Friday’s demonstration are hoping to organise a town hall meeting for local students and community members to weigh in about the strikes and about schools as the sites of climate action.

The Oxford Climate Society told Cherwell: “These strikes have drawn attention to the intense frustration that young people feel at the of government action on climate change. As it is young people who will be the most affected by any failure to adequately respond, their message is even more powerful.

“We hope that these strikes will lead to meaningful policy responses, both at Westminster and in Oxford, and that they will continue to encourage young people to be more passionate about, and ever more involved in, the growing climate movement.”

OUWAFC take on the Tabs

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On a sunny but very windy afternoon on Sunday 10th March, the Women’s Football Blues faced Cambridge in their annual Varsity match at the Hive Stadium in Barnet. The stakes were high – with their BUCS season drawing to a close, this game was the climax the team had been preparing for all season. Perhaps the fact that Oxford had already faced Cambridge twice in their BUCS run this season made the competition even fiercer; a 0-0 draw between the two sides in late January demonstrated that Varsity was either team’s for the taking.

Both teams got out of the blocks fast at the start of the game, making for an exciting first half. Although Cambridge did seem threatening at times and were putting Oxford under a lot of pressure by playing a particularly high line, the Dark Blues were able to keep them at bay and captain Lucy Harper led her defence well to snuff out any hope of glory for the Cambridge attack.

Oxford were equally keen to apply the pressure in the Cambridge half and wingers Erin Robinson and Katie Plummer made some great runs down the pitch which were difficult for the Light Blues cut out. However, with the Oxford forwards often being found offside, it was hard for them to break the deadlock and consequently the teams went into halftime with the score still at 0-0.

However, early in the second half, Cambridge were able to break Oxford’s resolve, and after a fumble in the box the ball came out to the edge of the area for Cambridge’s Ashcroft to propel a shot into the top right of the goal and put the Light Blues ahead. Two minutes later, the Tabs extended their lead after a corner that was not cleared up by the Oxford defence.

Despite this, Oxford did not let their heads go down and the next ten minutes of the game were extremely tense, with the Dark Blues desperately trying to close the gap between the two teams. Eventually, first-year duo Taiye Lawal and Rani Wermes were able to link up in Cambridge’s box, before Wermes went down from a foul and earned Oxford a penalty. Substitute Monique Pedroza stood up to the plate and smashed the ball high into the net to put Oxford level, much to the delight of the Dark Blue crowd.

Unfortunately for the Oxford team, as the match drew on they were unable to find any more luck in the Cambridge half, and at the other end of the pitch, Cambridge were awarded a penalty from a rather dubious handball and were able to make it 3-1, effectively sealing the deal and winning the game.

As the final whistle blew, Oxford were clearly filled with despair over their loss. However, such a valiant performance gave them much to be proud of, and the Dark Blues will be hoping to work harder than ever next season to claim back the trophy.

Despite this loss, the Women’s Reserves (the Furies) were able to find success against Cambridge Reserves (the Eagles) on home turf at Iffley on Saturday of 7th Week. The Furies found themselves 1-0 up after a through ball from Jasmine Savage reached the feet of captain Rebecca North who slotted the ball firmly in the back of the Cambridge net. However shortly after, Cambridge managed to breach Oxford’s defence, and after a two on one situation with Oxford’s last woman, were able to equalise with a short range shot on goal.

Going into the break the score remained 1-1, but neither team had any luck in the second half either, meaning at the end of the 90 minutes, the game went straight to penalties. The tension in the stadium was riding high, but Oxford kept their cool. After four goals from four Furies and three goals and a miss from Cambridge, the final Eagles penalty taker was hoping to keep her team in the game. However it was not to be, and an admittedly easy save from goalkeeper Emmie Halfpenny saw the Furies win Varsity for the second time in a row.

As the whole of the Oxford team sprinted from halfway to celebrate with their keeper, it was easy to see just how much this Varsity win meant for the Furies, who had worked so hard throughout the season for this moment.

With one cup spending a year at The Other Place, and the other cup held firmly in Oxford’s hands, all we can do now is wait until next year to see if OUWAFC are able to do the double over Cambridge.

Oxford University student “seriously injured” in a hit and run on Iffley Road

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A St. Hilda’s student was rushed to hospital on Monday evening after being struck by a car on the Iffley Road.

The incident occurred shortly after 7pm, between The Plain and Circus Street. Holly Jackson was rushed to the John Radcliffe Hospital after sustaining “serious injuries.”

It is believed that three men were in the car, a red Renault Clio which abandoned the scene. Thames Valley Police have since arrested two men, aged 19 and 21 and both from Oxford. They remain in police custody.

Sharing her story on Facebook, Ms Jackson described the events following the accident: “I had no clue what was going on. I was put in an ambulance and taken immediately to hospital.

“Luckily the CT scans were all fine. Yet I did have a massive forehead wound that has had to have about 20 stitches. I am bruised, swollen and battered all over.”

Ms Jackson pleaded with other cyclists to use safety equipment: “This was whilst I WAS wearing a helmet.

“Please just wear one – as it could save your life. I don’t know what would have happened if I didn’t have one and I really don’t want to find out. You cannot trust drivers – just protect yourself.”

The area around The Plain roundabout has long been considered a deadly spot for cyclists, and in 2017 was listed as the “second most dangerous” in the country.

The roundabout saw 45 collisions between 2009 and 2015, according to figures from data firm Mapmechanics. There has also been a significant increase in the number of cyclists using the roundabout in recent years — between 2013 and 2016 the figure rose from 10,800 per day to 11,500 per day.

Investigating officer PC Sandra Terry of the Roads Policing Unit told The Oxford Mail: “I am appealing to anyone who has witnessed the collision or has footage of the collision or vehicle to contact the police as soon as possible.”

PC Terry recommended getting in touch through the Thames Valley Police website or by calling 101.

Oxlove or Oxhate – The Tinder Edition

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We’ve all been there. Fresh out a break-up, nothing to do on a Friday night, or simply just a bit bored. It’s easy to make a profile, and hard to break out of the endless cycle once you’ve gone down that dating app rabbit hole. But to save you the stress of figuring out who’s worth those precious right swipes, Cherwell have made you a definitive guide to Oxford Tinder boys… read at your own risk.

THE ROWER

Possibly the most classically Oxford of the Tinder boys. Can be identified by the classic ‘boats n hoes’ river photo – bonus points if they’re in lycra, sunglasses, or head to toe stash. If they have their erg scores in their bio, run a mile.

PROS:There’s a reason that so many of them have topless photos…

CONS:…there’s also a reason that so many of them are on Tinder – thought you could have a two-minute exchange without rowing coming up? Think again.

THE BORN TO BE A BANKER

Yet another classic Oxford boy – straight out of private school and into the city, with a brief stop in Oxford to please mum and dad. This guy was probably born in an impeccably tailored suit, and speaks like he’s been in elocution lessons since he was three – well he probably has. 

CONS:There’s something so unnerving about someone who has their life together at 19… are you a real person?

PROS:Somehow always has cash – expect to be wined and dined.

THE RAGING FUCKBOY

You probably vaguely recognise this guy because he’s slept with at least two of your friends already. And then never texted them back. Charming, handsome, and about as genuine as Katie Price’s tits, this is one to approach with caution.

PROS: He won’t catch those pesky feelings…

CONS: …but you might catch chlamydia.

THE TORTURED SOUL

This guy spent the summer before uni reading Nietzsche, Sartre and Charles Bukowski, and is now searching for his one true love (if love exists) to regurgitate his deep, deep feelings onto. Constantly. Can be identified by black turtleneck, cracking eyebags and startling inability to smile.

PROS: Great for helping you with your philosophy essays.

CONS: So boring. So self-obsessed. So not worth the overpriced espresso you’ll feel the need to buy.

THE LAD

Although Oxford has its fair share, The Lad is a universal breed. Often to be found in the Four Candles, or of course, having a cheeky Nando’s, the universal thread that binds all the different Lads together is being a laugh, and loving a pint. Comes in many different shades, including Rugby Lad, Clubbing Lad, or just your common and garden Lad’s Lad. 

PROS: Usually pretty fun, or gets you both drunk enough that you don’t really care.

CONS: You just know you’re going to be the topic of conversation at the pub with the boys tomorrow. 

THE MEME LORD

This guy is smart. He’s seen those articles about people making their Tinder profiles into PowerPoint presentations. He knows that funny guys get the girls. Problem is, it’s all been done before. You might swipe right because of the vine references in his bio, but you’ll soon realise that it’s copied word for word from a 2017 tweet. Sigh. Not so different after all.

PROS: 10/10 for effort, even if it falls flat soon after.

CONS: Gets a lot less funny when you’ve seen you tenth one in an hour.

THE THESP

He’s confident, he’s chatty, he’s got a banging headshot as his first picture – but is he only messaging you to get you to come to his new play? You can’t help but wonder how many of the people in the audience are just his chirpses, and you’re too awkward to hang around afterwards and find out.

PROS: You might discover a new-found love for student theatre – more entertaining than half the men you’ll match with anyway.

CONS: 75% chance you’re getting ghosted as soon as this week’s BT run has ended. 

THE COMMITMENT-PHOBE

You match on Tinder, you have some banter, all is good. A couple of fun dates, maybe a sleepover and then suddenly – bam. He disappears. You’re left wondering where on earth it all went wrong, until you realise that you’re the fifteenth girl he’s done this too so far this year, and it’s not even the start of Trinity. Heart-breaking. Or it would be if you weren’t messaging seven other guys at the same time.

PROS: At least he’s normal. The bar is fairly low at this point.

CONS: You may end up with mild abandonment issues, but nothing Bridget Jones and seven shots of tequila can’t fix.

THE BNOC

You’re seen him on Oxlove (or Oxford Dank Memes Society), you have fifty mutual friends on Facebook, and his name comes up in conversation at least once a week. Of course you’re going to swipe right, just for the chat if nothing else. However, you soon realise that he’s using you either to get Union votes, meme reacts, or another anonymous love declaration to add to his collection.

PROS: Your friends think you’re cool for talking to him.

CONS: You’re probably going to have to get to the back of a very long queue for his affections.

THE ‘TOO COOL FOR OXFORD’

This one can mainly be categorised by what he hates, which includes (but is not limited to): rowing, black tie, handing in work on time, the JCR committee, anyone who went to public school, and life itself. Can also be categorised by the fact that he does absolutely nothing to change the negative aspects of these things, but will run his mouth off complaining about them.

PROS: Tends to go hand in hand with a reasonably egalitarian attitude to life.

CONS: Somehow manages to be more annoying and ‘Oxford’ than all the things he hates.

THE CELLAR-DWELLER

At first glance you may think that this guy dresses well and listens to cool music, but you soon realise that it’s exactly the same corduroy trousers/denim jacket/artic monkeys combo as everyone he’s friends with (and most of Wadham). You can find him at Bully, an overpriced vintage shop (but never an Oxfam) or crying into a craft beer about the loss of Cellar.

PROS: 1/10 are actually original and interesting people

CONS: Will inevitably have strong feelings on Tranquillity Base Hotel and Casino, and you will definitely hear about them.

So there you go, a definitive guide to the Oxford boys of Tinder. Now get back to swiping – you know you want to.