The excellent German blog Die Achse des Guten ("The Axis of Good") has drawn my attention to this bizarre claim in today's Daily Record:
Legendary [Loch Ness Monster] hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years. … Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming [my emphasis].
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