These will be short, sweet, and largely unexplained given how pointless and wildly innacurate such predictions turn out to be.
Champions – Chelsea
Top Four (in order) – Chelsea, Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool
Relegated – Hull (good riddance), Portsmouth and probably Burnley
Top Goalscorer – The Drog. Actually, why isn’t he in my fantasy football team?
PFA player of the year – Heart says Arshavin so I’m sticking with it
Newly promoted surprise package – Wolves should have the goals in them
First sacked – Phil Brown
Best signing – Thomas Vermaelen/Glen Johnson
Worst signing – Michael Owen was free so he hardly counts. Antonio Valencia/ Alberto Aquliani: Both have to fill boots far too big for their feet
Will the great Real Madrid experiment succeed: Unfortunately, yes.
So there we are. Feel free to comment, mock, or add your own
