Reading unfinished? Essay half written? Lectures not attended? Then this is the spell you need, guaranteed to make you succeed at your degree*
Under the full moon brew two
tablespoons of tea, or if you prefer
coffee three.
At the subsequent
sunrise, smear a single tear
stolen from a tutorial onto
a clearly torn page from a textbook.
Stir the above in an unwashed mug,
complete with a broken pencil snapped with love.
As the rain slices through the night, sprint
around the quad thrice, mug outstretched
and mouth open wide.
Scream carpe diem, be bold, be free
until your voice is sore, then
pour the contents across the floor
and academic success will be yours!
*works best with 8 hours of sleep
