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Lady Pat R. Honising: Tutor crush
Dear Lady Pat, I’ve got a bit of a crush if I’m honest, and I know that they say love is blind, love...
Lady Pat R. Honising: Frisky Friendships
Dear Lady Pat,I write to you, as you may expect, in a state of dire embarrassment, shame and confusion. As I’m sure you know, the...
Lady Pat. R. Honising – Mumps Mayhem …
Dear Lady Pat, I thought I was safe, I thought my parents had set me up to go into the world well loved,...
Lady Pat. R. Honising – Cowley Clinic Calling …
Dear Lady P, I was so excited to come to Oxford: nights out, new people, and...sex. A far cry from the sheltered suburb of my...
Lady Pat. R. Honising – First, Blue, or Spouse?
"A first unfortunately doesn’t happen overnight, honey."
Lady Pat. R. Honising – BJ or BJs?
Dear Agony Aunt, I’ve come across a bit of a crisis and I don’t know what to do. I’ve recently started seeing a boy and...
Lady Pat. R. Honising – Finding Your Place
Dear Agony Aunt, I’m coming up to the end of my second year now, and it’s becoming ever more obvious that I haven’t quite found...
Lady Pat. R. Honising: Tinderella
Dear Lady P, My moment has finally arrived - after months and months of having tinder “just for a laugh”, the day has come where...
Lady Pat R. Honising: Out-Of-Depth Anon
No matter how much you relate to Cinderella, the closest thing you’re getting to a Fairy Godmother is the nice barista at Pret who occasionally gives you a free coffee.
Lady Pat R. Honising: Fretting Fresher
Dear Agony Aunt,I wondered if you could give me some of your hard-earned advice. I have finally had the slap in the face realisation...
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