Friday 17th April 2026
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Unheard Oxford: Will Barker, assistant manager at the Duke of Cambridge

What makes The Duke of Cambridge unique? The owners, management and staff . There are a lot of cocktail bars springing up now, especially in Oxford, but The Duke of Cambridge has been going for 30 years, we have established systems in place and every member of staff is massively passionate about what they do. This is not a stop-gap job for anybody.

Friday and Saturday nights are not when we see the body of our student clientele; we see them Sunday to Thursday, Thursday usually being the main offender. How many do we see? It varies wildly. If we’re at the end of term-time and exams have been done: hundreds. If we’re running a private party for the Oxford Women in Business: again, hundreds. On an odd, quiet Monday night, maybe two or three trying to impress a date.

By and large, students are here for the happy hour content. It’s a perception thing, more than anything else: while they might be happy to spend loads of money on a bottle of wine and a meal, the moment you introduce the word ‘cocktail’ they’re looking for the cheap one. The exception which routinely comes up is an Espresso Martini, which seems to have got out among the student community as the only thing to drink after 11 pm. That’s fine, but it’s expensive.

At the Duke, we rarely have to kick people out. I’ve worked in a number of bars around Oxford, and in my first job strong-arming people out of the door was pretty much a nightly occurrence. The Duke is a little bit rare among late-night bars in that we don’t have any security at all: we don’t employ door-staff, and never have, so we rely on ourselves to keep a happy atmosphere in the bar.

Customers do occasionally rack up huge bills behind the bar. We employ part-time staff, many of whom are students, and sometimes they’ll spend more than they should, and it gets taken out of their paycheck. By and large, however, the main offenders for massive bills are birthday parties. People come in, and they go “I’d like to leave a card behind the bar.”

And the first thing you do is say, “How much would you like the limit to be?” Then there’s this moment of absolute fear when they go, “Oh no, don’t worry about it.” And I say, “I think you’re going to regret that”, but before long two of their friends are sitting at the bar slamming Martinis for four hours.

Seven Oxford fellows elected to Royal Society

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In the scientific community, the Royal Society is the mark of distinction, being appointed a fellow means joining a club that includes the Isaac Newtons, the Charles Darwins and the Albert Einsteins of the world. Earlier this week, seven Oxford academics were added to those ranks.

The incoming class included mathematicians Martin Bridson and Marcus du Sautoy, chemist Bill David, physicist Artur Ekert, pharmacologist Antony Galione, geneticist Gil McVean and Astronomer and Astrophysicist Steven Balbus.

All of these academics have led their fields for years, conducting pioneering research in everything from calcium signalling to geometric group theory. Professor Steven Balbus of New College has previously won the Shaw Prize, widely considered the Nobel Prize of the East, for his work with disks of material surrounding a star or other body, while Professor Bridson has won the Whitehead Prize for his work with geometry.

“For a scientist, it is especially gratifying to know that one’s work is held in high esteem by one’s colleagues”, Professor Balbus told Cherwell. “ I also recognise that this is not solely about personal kudos. Election to the Royal Society carries with it some responsibility both to advise and to work as an advocate for science at a time when research funds are not plentiful.”

Professor McVean currently works with the human genome, attempting to document thousands of genomes to understand differences in human, but is most famous for bringing mathematics to the study of genetics. His scholarship has also made it significantly easier for scientists to study very diverse species and genomic sequences. Also involving maths, Professor du Sautoy has brought the ideas number theory to the study symmetry while running a BBC show called The Story of Maths, which hopes to increase the public awareness of maths.

In chemistry, Professor David has helped develop of neutron and X-Ray powder disaffiliation, a phenomenon he discovered. He currently focuses on the creation of batteries, including those that use ammonia as an energy vector, but has worked with lithium-ion batteries as well as hydrogen-based storage . His work has earned him awards over the last several decades, including the inaugural British Crystallography Association Prize and the European Society for Applied Physical Chemistry Prize.

As a sign of the future of computational science, Professor Ekert works in quantum-computing, which he has pioneered and furthered for years. His initial discovery was the usage of quantum entanglement, a phenomenon by which two particles are linked and perform the same motions no matter how far apart they are, to send information, allowing for miniscule and incredibly fast computing. For many, quantum computing represents the future of computers. Indeed, the Royal Society says he “has played a leading role in transforming quantum information science into a vibrant interdisciplinary field”.

Finally, pharmacologist Antony Galione has elucidated the effects calcium may have in the normal functioning of cells, discovering new pathways through which it connects cells and internal organelles. Indeed his work has helped discover the ways calcium channels affect Ebola infection, fertilisation, embryo development and cardiac contractility.

Oxford academics were the single largest share of the 50 new fellows, beating Cambridge and Aberdeen, which had five and three, respectively. New College was especially well represented in this selection, having three of its Fellows win the prize.

This year continues a series of good years for Oxford academics joining the Royal Society, with eight being initiated last year, as well.

Labour Club to debate women empowerment

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Oxford University Labour Club (OULC) will tomorrow evening debate a motion on empowering women in the Club. The motion notes the lack of gender equality both in OULC committee positions and general attendance to club meetings. If it were passed, OULC would split the role of President into a Chair and a Deputy Chair, one of which would be held by a woman at all times.

The motion would introduce a quota of two women for committee positions. If no one who “self identifies partly or wholly as a woman or transfeminine” stood, a report would have to be produced and actions taken to increase participation amongst women.

“Overt anti-semitism [is] rife amongst certain elements at Oxford University”.

John Mann on Twitter

The motion comes at a time of increased scrutiny of both OULC and the Labour Party more generally. Before any motions are debated, John Mann MP, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group against Antisemitism, will address the club.

Earlier this year, Mann called for a full enquiry and suspension of OULC for allegations of racism, following the resignation of Club co-Chair Alex Chalmers in Hilary. Chalmers resigned claiming a large proportion of members “have some kind of problem with Jews”. As a result, OULC is currently under investigation by the Labour Party’s student national organisation.

The Independent
The Independent

Anti-Semitism will also be on the agenda during the General Meeting which follows Mann’s talk. After members have debated the motion on empowering women in OULC, a motion to condemn the “anti-Semitic remarks” made by NUS President Malia Bouattia and to call on her to resign will be discussed.

The motion further criticises the undemocratic nature of the NUS and suggests that OULC resolves to call for reform of the NUS.

The motion, proposed by ex-OULC Treasurer Louis McEvoy, follows widespread discontent concerning allegations of anti-semitism in the NUS. These concerns, amongst others, have resulted in a referendum on Oxford’s affiliation to the NUS to be held in 6th week.

Britain should not give up on its collapsing steel industry

The steel industry must be nationalised if private buyers aren’t found for Tata’s UK plants. The government’s current plan to part nationalise (up to 25 per cent) and debt finance to assist potential buyers is a step in the right direction, but falls short of securing the future of steel in the UK.

If the Tata plants were allowed to close, 40,000 jobs would be lost, while around half the UK’s production capacity would vanish. Britain is only the 18th largest steel producing country, but companies in our high value manufacturing sector, such as the Mini factory in Cowley, rely heavily on high-quality British steel for their products.

Opponents of possible nationalisation point out that steel isn’t profitable in the UK today, but there is a much more nuanced reality. While China floods the global markets today, making European production unprofitable, it does so at a cost. Last month China’s Dongbei steel company defaulted on a $131m debt. If China is ‘dumping’ steel at a loss into our market it makes sense for the UK to wait out the storm by subsidising or nationalising our production until the unsustainable glut of Chinese steel returns closer to equilibrium pricing.

In a few years’ time UK steel could well be profitable again. If we don’t save the industry now it simply won’t be there to take advantage of future profits. Unlike our more flexible services industry, heavy industry like steel takes enormous investment and time to establish. While companies like Tata lack the resources to keep unprofitable plants running until market forces stabilise, the government has resources and the incentives to do exactly that.

Hundreds of billions of pounds were spent bailing out the banking sector during the credit crunch, whereas Tata bought its UK plants for a comparatively tiny £6.2 billion in 2007. While the steel industry may not be as fundamental to our economy as the banking sector, the cost of saving it is so comparatively small that it is at least as valid an investment.

Furthermore, people employed in the services sector tend to have less specific skill-sets and therefore they can retrain with relative ease. This is not the case for steel workers. Last summer I did work experience in a Polish iron foundry and became aware that the skills and knowledge required to run a foundry take a long time to build and are incredibly specialised. It would be a considerable waste of skills if workers trained to make top-grade steel were expected to retrain and find work in unrelated sectors. It goes without saying that in the meantime the communities in steel towns like Port Talbot would be devastated.

In Poland, as I entered into Rzeszów iron foundry, it was like falling into hell. The air is hot and the dust from the inoculants catches the back of your throat, blackening your mucus. Every minute inside feels like an hour stolen from your life expectancy. The furnaces and crucibles glow bright orange and sparks from magnesium alloying seem to burn holes in your retinas. The casting cleaners work for six hours a day with only a 15 minute break – they leave work with hands, faces and lungs black as coke dust.

But these workers are producing some of the most advanced cast iron products in the world. This small Polish town is producing cylinder blocks for every single GE train in India using a casting technique only ever developed in that foundry. Their hard and seemingly unfair graft has made Rzeszów a very wealthy and clean town and has helped the local universities to progress.

While heavy industry may not always bring in money, it does create skill, pride and power for normal people. More than we can say for our elitist and often destructive financial sector. There is no future in which Britain is better off without its steel industry, even if it remains unprofitable for some time. Unlike the coal industry, which could be replaced with North Sea gas, nuclear and renewable power, the steel industry is indispensable.

There is not yet an alternative material and so in economic terms the failure of the steel industry is not creative destruction, but plain destruction. I’m sure the thousands of workers in British steel feel the same.

OxPolicy and admissions: a review

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Oxford faces serious questions over its admissions policy and, given lower acceptance of BME applications (13 per cent vs 25 per cent for non BME) and private school influence (they comprise 7 per cent of students at secondary level but supply 50 per cent of Oxford entrants), rightly so. But both Oxford and Cambridge also possess a rich reserve of talented individuals ready to take on such challenges, as shown in a joint event held by OxPolicy and Cambridge’s Wilberforce Society last Saturday.

OxPolicy presented three studies; overcoming racial inequality, identifying the major access issues for applicants, and the desirability of contextual admissions. The first involved interviews with BME members of the university, half of whom felt ethnicity affected the administration process (although, notably, most were more concerned with the state/ private divide). The recommendation here was to increase outreach to socioeconomically disadvantaged areas, which tend to contain disproportionate numbers of BME students, whilst heightening support targeted at helping them once they arrive at Oxford.

The second study involved surveying a number of schools classified as disadvantaged by Ofsted, to work out what pupils thought of as the main impediments to access. Key problems included a lack of access to information about the complex admissions process, coupled with the deterrent effect of university accommodation and travel costs. Policy recommendations involved increasing the transparency of often byzantine applications and bursary programmes, whilst subsidising travel for those living far from Oxford.

The final study concerned contextualising admissions. This is already employed to a certain extent by Oxford, which flags applicants for recommendation for interviews on the basis of disadvantaging factors (such as care status and education). The problem, as diagnosed by OxPolicy, is that these students still need to have basic AAA predicted grades to receive an interview, excluding those who excel in especially poor quality schools.

Throughout these three studies, a running theme was the pernicious effect of the negative portrayal of Oxford as an elitist and unwelcoming institution. This message, delivered to students by both the media and teachers at some state schools, demands extensive outreach programmes to counteract it.

The Wilberforce Society, Cambridge’s own student political think-tank, rounded off the talk with two quick presentations. The first recommended instituting pre-16 access programmes and women’s only summer schools in order to encourage more female STEM applications.

The second proposed developing an informative guide to dispel myths about Oxbridge in order to give advice about how to practice for interviews and entrance examinations to those who are not fortunate enough to receive it from their school or social circle.

The event was at once sobering and inspiring. On the one hand, it set out the significant challenges that still lie in the path of genuine equity in admissions. But on the other it showed students refusing to merely sit and shake their heads from the stands, but coming in to bat for their less fortunate counterparts themselves. For this, and much else, OxPolicy and The Wilberforce Society must be commended.

Interview: Tobias Jones

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The title of Tobias Jones’ book The Dark Heart of Italy perfectly captures one side of his journalistic and literary interest. He has written several works of both fiction and non-fiction on the often corrupt and provincial world of Italian politics and crime, and his most recent contribution to The Guardian’s ‘long read’ detailed the unfolding of a complex murder case in a small town near the Italian Alps.

However, Tobias Jones is also the author of A Place of Refuge, an account detailing the establishment of Windsor Hill Wood: the communal refuge he and his wife set up in Somerset, with an open door policy to those experiencing crisis in their lives. It is here that he has lived for almost seven years now with his wife, three kids and half a dozen troubled visitors at any one time. “It’s been wonderful, rewarding and joyous, but it’s also been gruelling,” he tells me on the phone.

“It’s taught me to be far more empathetic and understanding of people, and yet to be far more sceptical and suspicious of people at the same time. I suppose it also just kind of reinforced something I knew already, that human nature is just endlessly fascinating and unpredictable.”

People who set up communes are often pigeonholed as naïve idealists who want to escape the grit of reality in favour of something better that doesn’t exist. Jones rallies against this stereotype, “I think if you’re living with ex-offenders and soldiers with PTSD and anorexics, then really you’re closer to reality.”

If Windsor Hill Wood is closer to reality, is there something especially illusory about modern life, I ask. “I think it seems to be predicated on escapism really, and that a lot of what constitutes entertainment is really escaping realities.”

“But I think the other aspect of modern life is that we have less and less in common. Everything becomes very atomised and privatised and isolated. There are fewer and fewer common spaces and things that are shared. It’d be unthinkable a hundred years ago that we’d have almost a third of households with only one person living in them. That degree of isolation is extraordinary.”

In a recent article Jones wrote for The Guardian he detailed the increasing destabilisation of longstanding rural communities. His comments to me on the causes seemed to continue a more general critique of the world we inhabit. “The problem is rootlessness. The problem is endless mobility. I’m all in favour of people being able to move and I’m not advocating that we always stay in the same home we were born in.”

“But the idea that anyone can move where they want and anyone can buy property anywhere in the world. So, the fact that the richest can buy their umpteenth house in a Cornish fishing village when actually the people that grew up there can’t even afford to live 10 miles away is just destroying the social fabric of these communities.”

He mentions our idealisation of cosmopolitanism and travel as an aspect of the increasing rootlessness that seems to be eroding the basis of these rural communities, pushing droves out of the villages they grew up in and causing village shops and pubs to close at a rapid rate. I ask whether he doesn’t see certain benefits to travel and cosmopolitanism, despite the effects it might be having on the countryside.

“Of course there are. The trouble is that it’s only the positives that are promoted and it’s just become another huge leisure industry. And actually any notion of being rooted or settled or having links to the place you’ve grown up is seen as yokel or backward or inbred. So, it’s not that there aren’t positives to travel it’s just that travel has become like a one night stand. It’s not a long-term faithful relationship. It’s a go there take a photo in front of some iconic building and move on” he remarks.

Is rural communal living then, the only way out of this shallow and rootless existence? No, Jones says. He’s realistic about it not suiting everyone, and is aware there are many other approaches. “But I think it does just answer so many of the questions. I do think that sharing more things, including a roof, is the way forward.”

For many, it’s hard to conceive of Jones the advocate of a stable rural community existence as the same Jones who writes stories on the murky world of Italian crime and politics. I wonder what binds these two seemingly diverse interests. “I’ll tell you what the common denominator is; it’s is just fascination with human nature.”

“Crime shows you the very darkest depths of humanity, and often the higher idealism of the grieving families and the investigative forces that try and bring truth and justice to a case. The two are comparable in the way that they concern human nature and a story,” he says, towards the end of our chat.

Jones and his wife always only planned to run Windsor Hill Wood for seven years, with this time almost up they’re looking to move on, and are in the process of setting up a non-residential commune on donated land elsewhere. Will anyone take over running the woodland commune they’ve called home for so many years now? “I don’t know. I keep putting the word out there. It’s hard to know… I hope so.”

One thing I’d change about Oxford… Coffee shops

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Oxford, wake up! We are a town under occupation by coffee shops in the same order of magnitude as actual ‘coffee shops’ in Amsterdam, or trap houses in the favelas of Rio.

As each day passes, the sandstone colleges’ reign over the cityscape is further eff aced by the sterile gleam of these mass-marketed menaces, pushing upon us a substance as dangerous to the sleep-deprived student as Jack Daniels to an alcoholic.

Being able to function only after hitting your local ‘dealer’ isn’t as cute and cosmopolitan as we imagine. None of us are tux-wearing George Clooneys in the Nespresso advert, sipping a beverage to pass idle hours. We are red-eyed wretches, stumbling to Exam Schools while clasping a scalding Nero cup to our bosom. We are the fools at the front of the Pret queue, looting the depths of our bag for the pound coin that stands between us and our fifth filter coffee of the day.

Caffè Nero exerts the same control over our lives as its eponymous mascot. (Emperor) Nero, along with his cronies, Paul, Starbucks, Costa, Pret and Taylors have colonised the highstreet, subduing us with this modern-day opiate of the masses, disguised in all its delightful forms and flavours.

Aged 20, did you really think you’d already undergo Sunday withdrawal? Each Sabbath you enter that terrifying purgatory between the hours of eight and 12, a world made bleak without 200 mg of the good stuff coursing through your veins.

Face it, Oxford has become a blazing inferno of capitalism and caffeine and the only thing that can save us is the second coming of Christ.

Leicester fever hits Pembroke

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As thousands across the country celebrated Leicester’s unlikely win of the Premier League, four Oxford students forfeited their bop to head to Leicester at midnight and join in the celebrations.

The students at Pembroke College decided to make the trip up to the East Midlands after learning that the underdogs had won the title, despite having started the season with 5000-1 odds of lifting the Premier League trophy.

Their victory was announced after Tottenham Hotspurs failed to beat Chelsea, awarding Leicester their first league title win in 132 years.

At least a thousand fans gathered at King Power stadium to watch the Spurs Chelsea game, with many more descending on the streets of Leicester after the result.

After Pembroke’s annual sports dinner, the quartet suggested joining the thousand strong crowds celebrating in Leicester and by midnight they were in a taxi on their way to the city.

They arrived at Jamie Vardy’s House only 15 minutes after Vardy’s party had come to end, instead having to settle with a selfie taken by his front door.

After trips to King Power Stadium, a nightclub and Leicester Cathedral to visit Richard III, the students returned to Pembroke at 8:15 the next morning, with one even heading straight to lectures upon his return.

None of the students is a Leicester fan, but they have all been following the club’s title bid from November.

Jack Harrison, one of the second year students who made the trip, commented, “One of the best decisions I’ve ever made. I’ve never experienced human joy to the extent I did in the club in Leicester.

“Sports runs the continuum of existence and our second year will always be synonymous with Leicester’s bid for the title. We have followed right from start and we have been on such a journey with Leicester we wanted to follow it through to the end.

“We backed Vardy early doors, ever since their 3-0 win over Newcastle. I thought that they would probably win the title once Spurs drew with Liverpool.”

Pembroke undergraduate Nathan Wragg told Cherwell, “It was one of the best nights of my life. It really was a once in a lifetime opportunity and I am so happy we made the spontaneous decision to go. It is a trip I will not be forgetting any time soon.”

The Oxford students also met with another group of boys, none of which were life-long Leicester City fans prior to this season, but had made the trip down to Leicester from Leeds University.

They featured on BBC news for their endeavours the next morning, still out and going strong at 7am the next morning.

Review: Green’s Café

Oxford boasts some outstanding sandwich shops. Take Taylors for example: ever-present in Oxford and always there for you whether you’re craving a simple BLT or something more luxurious like smoked salmon and cream cheese on rye. Oxford without Taylors or Mortons or Jimbob’s is almost unimaginable.

Yet, despite the delicious delights that can be found in these sandwich shops, there is more to discover. I’m lucky (yes, lucky) enough to live at Hugh’s; every walk into and out of town leads to a discovery of a new café in Jericho, or a patisserie on the edge of Walton Street. Having walked past Green’s Café on St Giles’ nearly every day for two years, this week I finally ventured inside.

Downstairs is small, but this is something I’ve come to expect from the built-up streets of Oxford, and it isn’t a major setback. The display of sandwiches, however, is most definitely not small. There’s something to please everyone, meaning that the lunchtime decision is not for the faint-hearted. The sandwiches come in all shapes and sizes; yes, there are those which are made on two slices of bread, but there are also baguettes, paninis, bagels and breadless options (… salads), all hot or cold, on multiseed, organic white, ciabatta, rustic, wholegrain and even white onion seed bread.

After a prolonged period of decision-making I chose a Goat’s Cheese Baguette; spinach, olives, pesto and roast peppers on multiseed bread, and it was delicious. Other tempting options included the Chorizo and Halloumi Baguette and the Buffalo Mozzarella Ciabatta. The menu also displayed fresh-to-order jacket potatoes and an all-day breakfast, including muesli, pancakes and a cooked breakfast too – no option was a bad one.

The decor, on the other hand, does leave a bit to be desired. There’s a large seating area on the first floor, but the tables are randomly placed around and it’s not particularly light; perhaps it only seems this way as it’s surrounded by some of the most beautiful architecture in the country. Nevertheless, it’s clean, acceptable and inoffensive.

Ultimately, the food itself should principally define a café, and Green’s Café serves fresh, interesting and most importantly very tasty sandwiches. Break out of the monotonous mould of standard sandwich shops. Walk a few extra minutes up St Giles’ – you won’t be disappointed.

Living life in transition

None of us lives here. Well, that’s incorrect- because we all do. Either we rent our rooms in college, delighting in living next to our best buddies and suffering through sharing a kitchen with this nasty ‘person’ from upstairs that never does their dishes – or we live in a place somewhere in Cowley or Jericho, we pay our own bills, and hold the carefully cultivated aura of real grown-ups.

We move out of those places every eight or nine weeks, though. It’s barely six months if you count the time we spend here per each year – bit of a meagre number to consider a city ‘your living place’. And yet, despite so short a time here, we’ve learnt our little paths and winding ways through the city centre, the crowd-avoiding second-floor cafés, the sunlit reading desks in old libraries. For every short period of time we’re here, we pass through the city, and we sieve through its tangled mesh, leaving little traces behind – like that time when you dripped shaving foam after trashing; that other time when you cried on the way to the lecture and didn’t want anybody to notice; that time when you glided out of the punt into the river, and you left a wet trail all the way to the college. By this point, we’ve literally soaked into Oxford; I guess we do live here.

But we don’t, not really.

Aside from those rare few who were born here, an overwhelming majority of us needed to arrive first, as wide-eyed freshers excited about gowns and formals. By now we’ve gone and come back at least several times. And whereas it’s somehow disquieting to think about it, we cannot forget the fact that very soon, we will be preparing to leave for good.

Whether you are a fresher or a finalist, this is Trinity. Students in sub-fusc roam the streets, and with them comes the nagging thought at the back of your mind: this will soon be me. Three, four, even five years is a lot of time, but somehow it ends up being awfully short. The academic year is ending, and suddenly you realise that everything here – punting and garden parties, little cafés and libraries, and terrible white-soaked creatures in party hearts emerging from the river, this little shining universe of traditions and people you’ve come to know and love – is ending, and you’ll leave. Even though you’ve just come here.

Tempus fugit, aeternitas manet. A maxim on my clock: time flies, eternity awaits. Doing Italian, I’ve just enough grasp on Latin to know when it can be used for a dramatically melancholic purpose.

I’m a foreigner, a Pole. Therefore, I came here with even less knowledge of the place than an average Brit – a fresher so wide-eyed it’s a miracle my eyeballs didn’t fall out. The first months were filled with adventure and discoveries, some of them pleasant, the other less so: the discovery that the English would smile
to you on the street rivalled the discovery of the fact that most of them didn’t really mean it.

The joy of friendship was followed by a terrible culture shock re- garding human relationships – after all, this is very much culturally
determined. Falling ungodly ill in the middle of the winter semester was definitely a downside; an upside was discovering how deeply the welfare people cared for a student in need. The first year was harrowing yet rewarding; maddeningly confusing, but, after all that time, I left England in June with a calm, satisfied feeling of having at least roughly figured it out.

Culture shock has something of a Stockholm’s syndrome in it; it cuts through you and rips you out of your own mind, and you no longer understand yourself, or trust your confidence, and even your entire personality is shattered because there is no longer a way to express your- self in a language so very foreign and wrong. My experience is extreme, as I came from a country not even remotely like England, having never spoken the casual language. But this city is so strange that each and every single one of us has to go through this difficult experience of trying to fit in. And yet we grow to love it as we heal, and when we are finally forced to part ways, we hurt again. If that is not Stockholm’s syndrome, then maybe we’re just masochists; because even though this city has hurt me on arrival, and then at many other occasions, it is still not a place I want to leave. Perhaps this is partly because there is going to be another new place, and another culture shock, and it doesn’t really ever stop.

We don’t live here, none of us do. We’re just passing through it, always in transition: slipping our way through the Prelims, Mods, collections, Finals, classes, rooms and roommates, moving in and out for the term, going away, coming back, saying hello, waving goodbye, passing friends on Cornmarket, leaving with them for a party, running past, running through, running from, running towards, ever-ongoing, because the life of Oxford is the life in transition and it never really stops.
Maybe neither should we, then.

But there is some comfort in this thought: remember that time you went back to college after falling into the river from your punt? It’s going to stay in there, that wet trail on the cobblestones. Some things are constant here. It may not be us, but some things are.