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Restaurant Review: Gee’s

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You can’t get much more North Oxford than Gee’s. The exterior is almost sickeningly tasteful – its jaunty glass pyramid and fussy railings play the fun-loving seaside pavilion to the austerely inland Victorian mansions either side in a high-budget architectural period drama. Its interior appears to be constructed from a messy caricature of an eccentric Oxford don: an outsize greenhouse dotted with fl ora haphazardly crammed into miscellaneous pots, chipped Mediterranean tiles strewn in an amateurish fashion across the fl oor – it’s a room that listens to Gardeners’ Question Time on Sunday afternoon and goes on wine tours to La Rioja in the vac. Worse, it wants to be looked at this way, its twinkly lights the glint of an eye that says, “Go on – deconstruct me. Hate me, hate how clever I am; but wait till you taste the Moscatel.”

There’s clearly a smart manager orchestrating this performance, and it’s soon apparent that this isn’t just art for art’s sake. The waiting staff have clearly been drilled in How to Sell, pushing starters and specials so forcefully that ordering food becomes something of a haggling match, reminding my date of her trip to Marrakesh.

But if you can get past the self-referential pretension and the haggling, and if you’re prepared for the just-this-once price (expect to come out £30-40 lighter), it really is very lovely. After a powerful but still delicately botanical Negroni, I stop analysing – to the relief of my date – and the chilli almonds we order to start are gorgeous: sweet, sticky yet light, roasted to an earthy crunch backed up by a slowly radiating, fireside glow of heat. If anything, they make us hungrier, and by the time our mains arrived I’d been seduced (the room chuckles softly at this.) My guinea fowl – crisp and herbal on the outside, tender on the inside, with a confi dent hint of pink – is the best I’ve tasted, offset perfectly by delicate and floral baby artichokes and a surprisingly subtle aioli. The sweet potato and oregano risotto is beautifully creamy but with a depth of texture and flavour; sweet potato can be overpoweringly sweet, but this is savoury, complex and addictive.

Mercifully, there was more than enough food, and dessert (semi-forcibly thrust upon us) is somewhat redundant. Here, the authentic Anglo-Mediterranean façade slips a little – this chocolate tart is like any other chocolate tart, and the pistachio ice cream doesn’t have the depth of flavour I expect. But by this point, the greenhouse effect has fully taken hold, my critical faculties are receding and I’m sold (admittedly quite aggressively, by the waitress) on Gee’s. The room twinkles, knowingly. 

The Cherwell Encyclical: HT 6th Week

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The European Union goes by many names, Farage’s unfortunate employer, Angela Merkel’s clique, Boris’ broken band to name but a few. If you are someone who stumbles across the news now and again, the topic has been unfortunately hard to ignore this week. As world leaders have come out in favour of Britain remaining in the EU, Farage was itching to tell the press that it is only “big banks, big business, big government all scratching each other’s backs”.
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It has been a great week in the House of Commons with some top quality performances from the in house stand up comedian, Dave. The highlight was undoubtably when the mum jokes came to the fore, but Cameron’s cronies provided equally exuberant heckling to a variety of speakers. Boris came under verbal fire for having his shirt untucked, and although it is good to see that they care so much about maintaining each other’s image, one might say that they are rather missing the point.
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No one really likes having to focus on two things at once so, unsurprisingly, the junior doctors contract appears to have fallen ill. As another victim of the Guardian’s primary-school-level attention span, one wonders why the doctors haven’t just packed up and left. The contract itself has reportedly been spotted waiting in a queue for A&E, which means we are unlikely to hear about for a long while.

Town knocks out Gown at the Union

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On Wednesday evening, the Oxford Union played host to Oxford Amateur Boxing Club’s annual event: Town v Gown. Although the presence of a bright blue boxing ring inside the Union’s chamber was a somewhat incongruous sight, it was a fantastic venue with a great atmosphere provided by the strong crowd who turned out in force.

The atmosphere was very combative. Spotlights focused on the ring drew the crowd’s attention; loud music designed to pump up both the crowd and the competitors blared out in between bouts; and of course, the gathered spectators provided plenty of their own noise, shouting, clapping, and stomping their feet to cheer on their favourite competitors.

Boxers are paired by weight class to ensure a fair fight. The winner is generally decided by who has the most points at the end of the three rounds. Points are scored for clean hits to the head or body of the opponent. The night consisted of 12 bouts: many pitted a member of OUABC against a boxer from an outside club, whilst others involved two Oxford fighters. Each bout lasts only three minutes, but the sheer intensity of the athletes makes each round seem like much longer, with one Bristol boxer admitting, “Endurance is really important in earning victory.”

The first bout was between two Oxford women boxers: Maria Lazarova and Laura Asserladscheider-Jonas. Lazarova took the upper hand from the start, showing great aggression and scoring several strong hits early on. A-Jonas fought back well, though, with a series of nimble jabs. It was the marginally superior speed of Lazarova and a longer reach that gave her the edge, scoring a series of thundering blows to the head. Despite the match being momentarily paused twice for blood injuries, A-Jonas showed a great deal of determination to keep up the intensity, but in the end it was Lazarova who secured the victory.

After the match, Cherwell caught up with A-Jonas and asked her a few questions. She only seriously started boxing this year: what attracted her to the sport?

“Everything. The discipline, and once you’re in the ring there’s nothing else. Everything disappears. The only thing you hear is the voice of your coach.” This was Laura’s first proper bout outside training and I asked what it felt like to be fighting a teammate. “Well, she has a lot more experience so I knew it was going to be tough, but I was looking forward to it as she would make an excellent training partner.” The third bout was the first clash between Town and Gown, with Theo Cox representing OUABC. The intensity was high from the off and really got the crowd going, with fierce support for both sides. After a tight first round, Igral, the Town boxer, gained the advantage in the second, at one point flooring Cox with a powerful series of blows, finishing with an uppercut and sending the crowd wild. Cox recovered very quickly and fought back strongly at the start of the third round, showing great aggression. However, it was Igral who dominated by the end and the split decision by the judges was in his favour.

The penultimate bout was perhaps the highlight of the evening due to its sheer energy and intensity. It was between two Oxford boxersand both went for it straight from the off. The first round in particular was a real spectacle to watch. The punches were fast and brutal; under the lights it was easy to see, even as a spectator, the welts and bruises rising on their arms as well as the sweat. Several times boxers had their lips split and noses struck hard enough to draw blood. The fighters were undeterred, however, and remained in the ring. This continued into the third round, when Uma strung together a series of powerful uppercuts, but Viner responded well. Both were taking and scoring hits at this stage and it was anyone’s guess who was leading, but in the end Viner clinched the victory.

The final bout was between the OUABC Men’s captain Matt McFahn and a fighter from Emerald Boxing Club. In contrast to the last one, both fighters seemed more calm and composed, although the intensity and aggression was still high. Here, we had a more technical and strategic match, as both boxers dodged and weaved between their opponents’ punches, looking to counter when the other’s guard was down. Emerald Boxing Club’s fighter made a strong impression at the start of the third, pressing Matt back on the ropes through his aggressive style. However, it was OUABC’s Men’s Captain’s finesse and flair that won him victory, in a fantastic final bout.

The University won several matches over their town counterparts; however, the score ultimately fell in favor of the town, 4-2.

Despite a few somewhat dubious rulings, the strength and skill displayed by OUABC was stellar, and they defended the University’s place in the city most nobly.

Rewind: Innocence of Muslims

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International schools are beautiful on a superficial level. A teacher profoundly described mine in Switzerland as a “highly privileged facet of humanity”. One of our ‘sister’ schools was in Tunisia; a nation unlike others in and around the Arabian Peninsula in that it actually held democratic elections while emerging from the dust cloud of the Arab Spring. Yet there was very little beauty here.

In September 2012, extremist Islamic rioters led an attack on the US embassy opposite the school and on the school itself, filling the former with bullet-holes and burning the latter to the ground. The widely reported cause of the attack was the release of a film: Innocence of Muslims.

The release of the film in 2012 brought death threats upon the cast and crew, and was deemed to have incited yet more ultraconservative Muslim rioting. Cue the broken record of stereotype: ‘impulsive, dogmatic, religious’. What we seem to forget is that (unexercised) death threats are thrown around in frustration all the time by the most hapless of keyboard warriors, no matter their religious persuasion. The echo chamber that is today’s media landscape associates those particular threats with the violence that follows, thus making the film appear responsible. Replace ‘film’ with ‘cartoon’ in the previous sentence and you’re left with the same process of rationalisation that was assigned to the 2015 Charlie Hebdo shooting – not much has changed.

The hardest but most vital question in journalism is ‘why’. Rationale provides readers with closure; it leaves them full. Yet sometimes as readers all we really get is fast food – food with no desirable nutrition, not real information. The question of ‘why’ is answered by ascribing to it a particular scapegoat; something that echoes what the reader already thinks. It faces no cognitive opposition, so they gobble it up. Like a greasy six-pack of chicken nuggets.

I won’t deny the potential power of cinema. But political protest will never erupt simply from the release of a film. An entire historical narrative of social and political upheaval, intermingled with the frustrations faced by fundamentalist Islam cannot instead be expressed as ‘they got angry about a film’. On this day in 2014, the actors starring in the film brought YouTube to court and asked them to remove it. The fi lm is not only a culturally misrepresentative 14-minute piece of Islamophobic propaganda, but an awfully produced piece of ‘cinema’. Yet it did not start a riot; it was a drop in the ocean. We must give even those who burn down a school more credit.

Rare books need to be read

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The Bodleian’s recent reader experience survey will, I’m sure, rightly return the praise that Oxford’s library staff deserves. But beyond your uninspiring and vandalised textbooks, your college’s library will also hold far more interesting – and far older – books and manuscripts, locked away behind that door you’ve never entered. As President of the Oxford University Society of Bibliophiles, my purpose is to unlock those doors and give students access to view and handle books that you will, almost certainly, never get a chance to see again.

Oxford must be a contender, if not the record holder, for the densest concentration of rare books and manuscripts in the world. These works are treasures in the heritage of mankind. Moreover, they are also crucial components both of the history of your college and of the University. For the most part, the books your college forebears used half a millennium ago are still sitting there.

And yet, most students will go through their undergraduate studies without ever entering their college’s old library. Often restricted to fellows and researchers, these libraries can feel like, and often are, no-go areas for undergraduates. There are valid reasons for this – rare books and manuscripts have to be viewed with extreme care, and generally under supervision. They can’t just be taken off the shelves and flicked through. But if they are not looked at, they are dead. The Bodleian reader survey will give credit to the superb service that the libraries provide for day-to-day work. But whilst the doors to Oxford’s inheritance remain closed, that heritage is wasted. Better access to the historic collections of their colleges can be gained by undergraduates.

Firstly, encourage the librarians to open your college’s old library for visits from time to time (if they do not do so already.) They will generally be happy to display some of the key items and give talks on the history of the collection.

Secondly, know what there is. In general the key parts of the collections will be on the college website and on SOLO; where they could be relevant to your course or your interests, ask to use them.

Colleges themselves should also encourage students (with grants, if need be) to conduct their undergraduate theses on the College’s collections.

Finally, students themselves should do more to work with, and help, their old libraries. Every college old library is underfunded to varying extents, and will have countless books and manuscripts that need restoration. Rebinding a book can cost hundreds of pounds, fully repairing it thousands. But once done, it will be in a readable condition for centuries. Every JCR has charitable functions where they raise money.

Reallocating some of that money to aid rare book restoration and to help preserve your college’s heritage is a noble cause, and one that will, almost certainly, be rewarded through a greater willingness by the college librarians to make these collections available.

The libraries belong to the past, and to the present, and to the future. Students can work to make available, and to preserve, this inheritance.

Culture Corner: Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga’s performance of ‘Swine’ at the SXSW Festival in 2014 is pretty much the ugliest mainstream pop performance you will ever see. As Gaga sings the fi rst verse, a girl dressed like an extra in a Charli XCX video slugs green goo out of a plastic bottle and looks bored.

She is still dead-eyed and indiff erent when, after the first chorus, she sticks her fingers down her throat and vomits florescent ectoplasm over a rocking, screaming Gaga. They then proceed to ride a pig-shaped bucking bronco, simulating sex, the girl continuing to regurgitate as Gaga writhes, supine, beneath her. At a climactic moment Gaga shouts, “Fuck you Pop Music!”. By the end the green effl uence that covers Gaga and her performance partner has dried to black and they stumble down from the huge animatronic hog, fi lthy and exhausted. In Gaga’s own words, it’s a song, and a performance, about “rape and rage”.

Compare this, then, to another song about rape. Robin Thicke, Pharrell and T.I sung “I know you want it” back in 2012, and, rightly, a media maelstrom shouted down their rape rhetoric. Gaga is stripped to her fi shnets and a plastic apron, conjuring the fitting metaphor of a night out that ends in an abattoir.

Thicke, Pharrell and T.I’s victims, however, strut like show ponies, glossy-haired and healthy, the sanitised face of rape culture. It’s likely you will have heard someone make a joke about rape, or have been sexually assaulted, or know someone who has. When this next happens, I doubt what springs to mind is the heightened pop perfection of the ‘Blurred Lines’ models. Instead, the anger, dirt and vomit of Gaga’s video probably shape your reaction. There is a reason bales of straw form the backdrop of the ‘Blurred Lines’ video; Thicke , Pharrell and T.I are the swine that Gaga is screaming about. Don’t be a rape apologist or a perpetrator of rape culture. Leave it where it belongs, drowning in the grime of the pig pen.

Is This Art? Lynton Crosby

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Every election in itself produces enough material to arguably be considered art. From campaign posters, debates and public appearances, each element is tightly controlled by spin doctors, campaign managers and script writers to evoke the greatest emotional response from the audience with the hope that this may eventually transform into votes. The simpler politicians try to make events appear, the more thought appears to be involved. This is achieved through a variety of visual media. The plethora of politicians suddenly showing an interest in industry, wearing silly outfits and placing themselves as nature’s greatest enemy by turning up at flooding sites in wellies (somewhat reminiscent of Caligula declaring war on the sea) is just one level of this ridiculous game. Cumatively this could be argued to be one massive dystopian modern art exhibition, the gallery being Britain and the impact unnervingly real.

Indeed elections are perhaps one of the most concentrated examples of human creative skill and imagination, partly due to the ambition of the artists themselves and the sheer amount of misdirection required to run a successful campaign. One of the most talented figures on the scene today is Lynton Crosby.

Crosby’s success in Australia has earned him the nickname “the Wizard of Oz”. With such a stage name, his role in the artistic world is clear. His favourite stroke technique is the ‘dead cat’ manoeuvre, a way of distracting the press into talking about a less damaging topic. His work is remarkable in the context of his position of power and the spectrum of his previous employers goes just some way to demonstrate this artist’s global dominance.

Arguably the most powerful brush in the campaign manager’s palette is visual advertising. Back in 1995, there was an exhibition in the Saatchi Gallery in London, exploring advertising as a concept – the advertising industry’s relationship with art is already well established. Speaking of the purpose of advertising itself, Crosby is reported in The Guardian to have said, “The most effective advertising is that which takes an existing perception and leverages it. Advertising is, of itself, not a very persuasive medium or a mind-changing tool. Its purpose is really to reinforce and trigger existing perceptions.” Such a description shares similarities with the motivation of much modern art. Crosby was hired by David Cameron in 2015 to run the General Election campaign and if results are anything to go by, especially given the uncertain polls in the lead up to election day, Crosby’s art cannot be doubted for its impact.

One of the most strikingly effective posters of the campaign, was an image of Ed Miliband in the pocket of Alex Salmond. This poster worked by making a powerful political debate appear self-evident. The comedic element to this piece was significant in evoking a public response. However, such an advertising campaign was not without witty backlash. The decision to put Cameron’s big shiny head on many public billboards afforded an apparently endless scope for parody (example above). 

Political advertising is a field which just gets more ambituous with time, as politicians have to find news ways to turn the electorates eyes from the truth; a task doubled in complexity with the advance of the internet. With the referendum on Europe recently announced, the future looks more artistic  than ever.

Poetry Bites: HT16 week 6

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In Paradise
by Miriam Gordis

In paradise there are lemon trees
–when life gives you lemons
squander them, let them fall, and grow white
In paradise there is only one wall
–there are fish that have gone blind
from always swimming in darkness
In paradise there is no babel
–one language for poetry
and only one word for ticket
In paradise there is no memory
–lethe wiped clean of art
of suffering and of love

Note:

This week Miriam Gordis gives a dystopian perspective of paradise, producing an unsettling picture of a familiar concept. The final line is perhaps the most uncomfortable in the poem, as the idea of no memory, while comforting, is uncanny. In the same way, with “one language”, what becomes of art? Is such simplicity beautiful, or just grotesque?

Miriam Gordis is reading French & Czech at Jesus College, Oxford. She won first place in The ISIS Magazine 2014 Fiction Competition and her work has appeared in Cherwell, Vulture Magazine, Spleen Factory, Litro Online and The Ampersand Review.

The Art of Our Time

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In the Oberkassel area of Düsseldorf’s district four, on the west side of the river Rhine, stands a rather remarkable building. It has white walls and a black roof, with numerous windows of various sizes – including a rather elegant loft extension. Indeed, if we ignore this extension and the roof terrace which sits above it, the building is reminiscent of the seminal Bauhaus building that stands a little over 300 miles to the east, in the otherwise relatively inconspicuous city of Dessau. The Düsseldorf Building, having been erected in 1907, predates the Bauhaus Dessau, and has been variously used as a lamp factory, a corset production facility, a picture frame factory, and a theatre workshop. It now houses Julia Stoschek’s eponymous collection, predominantly formed of time-based media art.

It is from this collection that the Pembroke College JCR Art Fund has been loaned three pieces of media art, currently being exhibited alongside the College’s own works in its purpose-built gallery space. The Art Fund was created in 1947 by Anthony Emery. A particularly enjoyable anecdote within its history is that in 1953 it acquired Francis Bacon’s ‘Man in a Chair’ for £150; in 1997 it was sold for £400,000. However, whilst Emery created the Fund in fear of “the ignorance of the majority about the art of their own time”, the gallery only opened its doors to the public last year. This is probably why you haven’t heard of it.

The three pieces displayed are by Elizabeth Price, Helen Marten and Ed Atkins. The exhibition seems fitting, as each artist has their own Oxford link: Price taught at the Ruskin, Marten graduated from the Ruskin, and Atkins grew up in the town. The works themselves are of rather varying quality. The Atkins piece, ‘Delivery to the Following Recipient Failed Permanently’, has none of the arresting uncanniness of his Serpentine Sackler Gallery installation. Rather, it contains only the weaknesses that seem to permeate his work more widely – a poor command of lighting and a seeming lack of eye for composition. Whereas the Serpentine installation was able to somewhat redeem these faults through the sheer strangeness of its CGI protagonist, ‘Delivery’ comes across much more like a student art fi lm – complete with abrupt cuts and rather randomly inserted screens of white and black. Even the visual language of the piece is trite: a head, facing away from us, backlit with a circular light, so as to create an angelic, halo-bordered silhouette. We have seen this imagery before, and often in better lit and composed situations.

If you are a particular fan of wholly CGI spaces and thus shudder at the thought of Atkins foregoing this medium, fear not, as Marten’s piece fills the void. It is a playful work, complete with a Greek column that both talks and has bizarrely expressive eyebrows. But it seems a little vacuous and unfulfilling, never shaking off its reminiscence to Clippy the Paperclip (Microsoft Word’s ‘intelligent user interface’ of aeons ago, remember?)

Where the other two works variously misfi re, Price’s piece succeeds. Formed largely of static shots of the interior of a modernist home, it satirises the fetishisation of personal living spaces that has occurred as a result of the rise of interior design. The lighting is cold, the composition tasteful yet wholly stereotypical. Price seems to be emphasising the distance and voyeurism inherent in the viewing of another’s living space: when text flashes up imperatively telling us to “ENTER THE HOUSE,” the shot that follows is of the doorway, but is taken from inside the house. The emphasis is that we will never really enter this home, but rather will only look on it as a sort of design pornography – something that exists only to be visually enjoyed.

In the panel discussion held immediately prior to the exhibition’s opening, Dr Elisa Schaar spoke of the need to “perform” digital works of art, as otherwise they remain merely as bits of code. For all the talk of such a performance, the three video installations are not given their own, darkened room(s), but rather are interspersed with the gallery’s own collection. This reduces their potency. I presume as a result of this choice to display them in a lightfilled room, the works are displayed on ultra- HD screens rather than projected. Resultantly, every time there is a cut to black in any of the films, one is left staring at one’s own reflection – a rather strange and unsettling experience. In terms of sound, each video has two headphones, though the headphones on Atkins’s piece were broken during the opening, forcing the audio of the work to be played out loud and thus be drowned out by the hubbub of the gallery goers. Of course there are always going to be teething problems, but for an exhibition that is running for less than a month and only for two hours on two days of the week, every moment of mishap is costly.

That said, Pembroke is doing something admirable here. Its collection is a first for Oxford colleges, and the decision to open its doors to the public is commendable. Whilst the exhibition is by no means perfect, by bringing works from Düsseldorf to Oxford, Pembroke is providing a public service not only to Oxford students, but the community more widely. Give them the thanks they deserve and take a half hour out of your day to pay the exhibition a visit – it’s worth it.

Preview: The Marriage of Kim K

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The title of this Mozart adaptation implies a superficial superimposing of contemporary culture on to the classic canonical opera – a possible nightmare example of lip service to modernity. However, this is decidedly not superficial. Placing layer upon layer, a modern couple are debating whether to watch the Marriage of Figaro or Keeping Up With The Kardashians. What ensues is a tri-partite comic analysis of marriage through analysing the Count and Countess of the original, Chris Humphries and Kim Kardashian and the earlier mentioned fictional couple; concluding that it is not an institution that works for all. And the character of Figaro watches over all, becoming a Tiresias-type figure who impartially sees the events of the three plotlines which all begin to intertwine; while contemplating his own coming marriage.                           

The music will vary – the original score will be preserved for the Count and Countess, while the other plotlines have variations on this, including synths and even a new pop song performed by Figaro. The operatic voices were universally strong and the acting likewise impressive. Although conceptually complex, the songs maintain interest in the opera through the novelty of hearing the classic melodies given new comic lyrics, and avoids being sunk by the possible pretentiousness of the concept by successfully fusing elements traditionally associated with both high and low culture in an accessible and funny piece of pop art.

In short, this reviewer feels optimistic about this piece. It was surprisingly thoughtful for a piece which threatened intellectual complexity and snobbery; and manages to balance the fine line between being faithful to the original and showing creative innovation to keep up with the times. This is a bold show that looks to be another fine example of adapting Mozart’s classic comic operas.