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Interview: Bishop of Los Angeles, Robert Barron

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Recently consecrated as auxiliary bishop of Los Angeles, the largest Catholic archdiocese in the United States, Bishop Robert Barron has achieved a recognised position as a leading voice in Catholic theology and life. He is known through his books, talks, movies, and television productions, all of which have a significant YouTube presence. Through his Word on Fire online ministry, he has shown that he is not afraid to pour old wine into new bottles. Mingling short videos on medieval philosophers with critical, theologically-minded Woody Allen movie reviews, he is working to give new expression to the teachings of the Catholic Church.

Barron was appointed bishop by Pope Francis on the basis that he would be a vital player in the campaign for “New Evangelisation”; to work as a voice crying out in the wilderness of secular society. He provides a bold challenge for his readers and listeners to a deeper engagement with theological issues which are too readily ignored and, consequently, forgotten. A Doctor of Theology from the Institut Catholique de Paris who is fluent in English, French, German, Latin, and Spanish, and certainly no stranger to the halls of academia, the striking accessibility of his ministry is perhaps surprising. Bishop Barron aims to offer insight both to weathered theologians and laypeople inside and outside the Church.

Barron speaks of how we need to “turn the world upside down, because it is currently upside down, so if you turn it upside down again we’re just setting it right.” The post-Christian world is not some great bogeyman, for “modernity is not some serious enemy of Christianity, modernity is a kind of bastard child of Christianity… We’ve been treating them [the secular world] like we’ve been at war for the past 500 years, but in fact it’s literally more like an adolescent child that’s rebelling against its mother.”

In this way his outreach is characterised by a boldness tempered with a sensitive intellectual gentleness, seeing in modernity a great opportunity for the Catholic Church to clarify and re-articulate its faith. He notes that it has been “taken for granted that secularism has obviously won the day” that the Church has been pushed to “our own little niche over in the corner. I say forget that: I think we should just wade right into the thick of it.”

For the Bishop, “the Church’s job is to be continually witness to God and to continually grab you by the lapels and speak of God and witness to God”. In this vein, he says that his “major task is to awaken a deeper sense of God. So, whatever I’m doing, that’s the ultimate purpose because secular society is suffering enormously because they’ve lost sense of God. And when you lose the centre, everything tends to fall apart, and I see it all the time; that’s when people get lost existentially. And there’s deep suffering that comes from secularism. So my approach has always been to try to find the route of access back to God, how to bring him back into the equation; now whether that’s through a movie or through a song or through a popular book or through whatever is happening through politics: that’s my ultimate purpose, which is to bring God back into the picture.”

In pursuit of this goal, which is both pastoral and didactic, he engages confidently with the “New Atheists — who are new only in their nastiness.” He emphasises the great depth of the intellectual tradition which feeds into Catholicism, with a truly modern vision of being grounded in the giants of the past while making strides to a new making and ever-growing Church. Though “not a Thomist of the strict observance”, he points to Aquinas’ “perennial” relevance, especially in contemporary popular theological and philosophical dialogue. Partial to his “deep realism” and daring rationalism, he told me that “Aquinas would read the New Atheists and he would peck them on the head and say, ‘Well, yes, of course what you’re objecting to is so silly — a strawman— it’s a primitive perception of God.’ Because I think Thomas would just kind of blithely accept much of the criticism and would say ‘I agree with that, I even critiqued the same thing,’ and then open their eyes to a much more authentic understanding of God.”

Of course, the world is not divided between Catholicism and secularism, and the Bishop is equipped with a resonant and simple ecumenical call for our time: “I think the Church should make common ground [with other churches and religions] and bracket for a time for 16th-century debates and we should talk about God together. This directly goes for Jews and Hindus. We should speak of the transcendent dimension together because the common enemy is secularism. We could all [be] witness to God together.”

Speaking of another of his theological influences, the Oxford alumnus Cardinal Newman, the Bishop offered his comments on ‘On the Idea of a University’: “I agree with Newman in that the goal for the university should be in producing what he called the ‘gentleman’ with a liberal type of mind, someone who is liberally educated, a person who is grounded in a wide variety of sciences so he doesn’t have a narrow view. Produce the gentleman who has a liberal education…I think that’s right, the university should produce someone who has a liberal frame of mind, a liberal education. If seeking for knowledge for one’s own sake, why not widen the field? At the centre of which is found religious knowledge. Natural theology belongs at the university. I would subscribe then to Newman’s vision.”

He assured me that, even though he has now assumed the weighty responsibilities and all the business of a bishopric, his output, from his YouTube channel to columns, books and talks, will continue in a more or less ceaseless fashion. In the era of what he calls “the Pope of the provocative gesture”, Bishop Barron’s work will make up a key part in the  reinvigoration of the Catholic Church, crucially maintaining the perpetual relevance of its voice.

In defence of the Union

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Brutal backstabbing politics (if that, in itself, is not tautology), scandal stacking upon scandal, too expensive, too corrupt, too up themselves… we’ve all heard the arguments.

But with the Freshers’ Open Period drawing to a close, and with many pidges full of polemic propaganda, denouncing the Union as an unmitigated waste of money, it seems only right for someone to step out of the mire of criticism and make the case for the defence.

The Union is not perfect. But unlike those who agree with Luke Barratt’s recent article and are ‘horrified by the iniquities of the den of evil that the Oxford Union has become’, I wish simply to make an apology, in the true Greek sense of the word: a defence of the Union as a unique Oxford institution that provides unparalleled opportunities for its members.

It’s worth rebutting the financial point head on. The fee of £223 in the Freshers’ Open Period for life membership is a lot. Even some of the Union’s greatest advocates are known to have hummed and hawed about it at first. So I am not just going to say that, when divided over your university career, let alone your lifetime, taking into account everything the Union has to offer, it’s a bargain. There’s more to it than that.

The value of the Union depends on how much you use it. It may not be for everyone: if you don’t like having the rare chance to listen to world-famous speakers, socializing in the bar, or studying in one of the most beautiful and one of the largest lending libraries in Oxford, then obviously it’s a waste, rather like that swanky sandwich maker you bought last summer but never used after 0th week.

But it really doesn’t take long for you to get your money’s worth.

For all the hacking and devious deal making behind closed doors, it is totally misguided and misleading to say that the Union is merely a political playground for those with egos large enough to have the vain hope, as Barratt puts it, of being parachuted into some safe Tory seat one day. The Union is so much more than this.

At its heart remain the speaker events and weekly debates, when any member can show up, raise their membership card, and give their opinion, frequently scrutinizing internationally renowned speakers on subjects important to them. And, what’s more, the worldwide reputation of the Union draws an unrivalled mix of people from all walks of life, ensuring that there is something for everyone- from Alan Sugar to Alesha Dixon and Vince Cable- and that was just week one.

But the Union isn’t just about its speakers. Its other facilities and social events make Frewin Court one of the best places to be in Oxford to work and socialize. The debate continues in the bar, an ideal location, in the sometimes cloistered social life of collegiate living, to meet with friends from different colleges over cheap drinks. And the library? Well, see for yourself: just take out a book, write an essay or read the papers under its Pre-Raphaelite murals.

It would though be similarly misguided to suggest that Oxford students will ever by united in their opinion on the Union and, ultimately, it is up to freshers to decide whether the Union is worth the money. I just hope that they will be able to make a rational decision that is right for them, unjaded by the current culture of unfair condemnation. For, love it or loath it, the Union will always remain what we make of it. 

We must confront sexual violence

“I feel as though I’m trying to give words to what is really a succession of screams in my head. And I don’t know how you convert screaming into words.”

That was what I wrote last term, nearly seven months after I was sexually assaulted on my year abroad. About a month afterwards, I emailed the relevant authorities in Oxford to tell them what had happened and to suggest a change to the support available to students on their year abroad so that, if any other Oxford students experienced something similar, they might not feel so abandoned.

I did not receive a reply to my email. My fears were confirmed: this was not a big deal, I was overreacting, and I should have been able to cope on my own. I felt isolated, and in an attempt to break out of this prison in my head, I wrote about my experience. The responses I had from so manyother students telling me about their experiences revealed to me that I was far from alone. On one level it was comforting to be believed and understood, but on another level I was appalled. How is it still possible that bodily autonomy and the right to freedom from violence are so little respected?

But even then I did not realise the extent of the problem in Oxford. Now, for the first time, we have comprehensive statistics revealing the level of sexual violence experienced by women at Oxford University. And they are shocking.

Last Trinity Term, the former OUSU VP for Women, Anna Bradshaw, conducted a survey in collaboration with It Happens Here, OUSU’s campaign against sexual violence, which investigated women in Oxford’s experiences of sexual violence. More people responded to this survey than any previous OUSU survey ever. The results of this survey showed that 69.8 per cent of respondents had been sexually assaulted. Nearly 90 per cent had experienced street harassment. 72.6 per cent had experienced other forms of sexual harassment. Only 48 per cent felt safe on the streets of Oxford at night. The most common perpetrators of street harassment were people unknown to the woman, while the most common perpetrators of assault and other forms of sexual harassment were fellow students. The most common places for sexual harassment andassault to occur were public spaces. The most common places for serious sexual assault and rape to occur were inside of colleges and student homes.

For the most part our statistics agree with NUS’s statistics on sexual violence gathered from a number of UK universities, giving us confidence that we can trust these results. The result that jumps out as being different, however, is our result for sexual assault. The NUS average is at 25 per cent of women at university being assaulted, significantly lower than our figure of 69.8 per cent. Part of the reason for this apparent discrepancy may be the wording of the question in Oxford’s survey, which did not mention the phrase sexual assault but instead used a description of assault, asking how many women had “been touched in a sexual way without their consent.” Many people are assaulted without realising that that is what they have experienced. The higher figure in our survey might be due to a number of women answering yes to that question who would not have considered themselves as having been assaulted. It should also be stressed here that anyone can experience sexual violence regardless of their gender and thus these statistics only reveal part of the picture. It is hoped that there can be a survey of men’s experiences of sexual violence in Oxford University in the near future.

This survey has given It Happens Here and the OUSU VP for Women, Lucy Delaney, the proof that we need in order to take our struggle to the top ofthe university. There can be no denying now that sexual harassment and violence is something that must be confronted in Oxford.

On one level, we as students have the power to make changes; the publicity work done by groups including, but not limited to, It Happens Here and WomCam, is slowly but surely helping to create a positive atmosphere in which it is more and more accepted that survivors must be listened to and believed, and in which perpetrators must not be excused. The consent workshops that many of you will have taken part in over the last fewweeks are all part of a move to show that no form of sexual harassment or violence can ever be condoned.

On another level though, we are dependent on the support of those at the top of the university in order to bring about the institutional change that is so necessary. Yes, we have a strong network of well-trained peer supporters at this university, but we are not counsellors. We are young people without the qualifications or the experience needed to deal with this ourselves. We need proper channels set up so that when someone does disclose an instance of sexual violence, they are directed to proper services, like the University’s counselling service. We need channels that are secure enough to stop anyone from falling down the cracks. I do not believe that I am the only person to disclose an instance of sexual violencewithout receiving an appropriate response.

Similarly, as students it is almost impossible for us to bring perpetrators to justice ourselves. We need lawyers, which often means we need money, and we need the emotional support of trained professionals to work with us through the process of a conviction. We need the University’s support in this. Again, there needs to be clear and transparent channels for this to occur.

What we need most of all right now, though, is for people – students and academics – to take note. We need you to care. Sexual violence happens here. Right here. In our rooms, in our JCRs, our MCRs, our bars, on our streets. We are saying no more, not again. It is our right to live free from sexual violence. It is our right to bodily autonomy.

Shortly after I was assaulted, a man sat in front of me and told me that sexual violence didn’t happen. He said that sometimes girls would experience some non-violent street harassment, but that it never went further than that. We want people to open their eyes. Because it happens to us, it happens a lot, and it happens here.

Westgate to re-open in 2017

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The Westgatw Shopping Centre in central Oxford is due to close for a two-year revelopment following a joint venture between Land Securities and The Crown Estate.

The project will cost £440 million and is due to open in late 2017.

Plans for the revelopment include over 100 new shops, 25 restaurants and cafés, a cinema and two public squares designed to host a range of events and exhibitions. New features include a 800,000 square-foot retail and leisure venue as well as a 142,000 square-foot flagship John Lewis department store.

Westgate Oxford has stated that the new development “will be the new retail and leisure destination set to attract world-class retailers and leisure facilities to the world-renowned and historic city of Oxford. It will create a brand new shopping and leisure experience in the heart of the city.”

The centre was previously home to discount shops including Poundland and Primark, popular amongst students for cheap bop costumes. Clare Denton, director of alternative fancy dress shop Celebrations, told Cherwell, “Whilst it is a shame to lose so many of the Westgate shops temporarily, we are aware of the buzz regarding the new shopping centre. Many Cornmarket shops are interested in relocating to the Westgate Centre when it re-opens as apparently it will be very appealing to customers.

“I do think discount stores are a good thing. [They] gives people choice and sometimes the value is very good. Our concerns are based far more on the lack of parking in Oxford, and how expensive it is, [as well as] the rumours circulating of a congestion charge to drive into the city centre, and that only electric cars will be allowed in the city centre. For us it is a simple matter that not everyone has access to public transport and we will not have a city centre if the council make it too diffi cult to access.”

However, Entz Rep for St Catherine’s College Andrea Sisko was less happy to hear the news. “I make all of my costumes and always use something from Primark. It is just the cheapest place with everything you need. I am already starting to panic about our next Entz: it’s going to be so much more expensive. I don’t know where else I can fi nd such cheap clothes which I will not feel bad to cut and use for a costume.”

Westgate claims that the new redeveloped centre will “make a £4.3m contribution to the city’s transport infrastructure” as well as “increase permeability with the provision of new 24-hour and 18-hour east-west and north-south routes.”

OUSU slate encourages open applications

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The Big Picture, an OUSU slate, is opening up its campaign for application in order to increase transparency in this year’s election process. Slates, in which a number of applicants run together, are typically formed behind closed doors. The Big Picture is setting up a process which enables students from across the University to apply to join it.

Currently, The Big Picture consists of four members: Eden Tanner, Eden Bailey, Jessy Parker Humphreys and Marina Lambrakis. They are looking for between six to eight members to fill up the remaining positions. They told Cherwell, “Getting involved in OUSU shouldn’t be about who you know; it should be about how good you are for the job. We’re looking for fresh faces to join our team. We want to make sure that, as a team, we are as fully representative as we can be of the 22,300 students of this university, and in order to do that we want to get away from how elections have been conducted previously.

“If you feel strongly about an issue that affects students and you want to create real change in a supportive environment, OUSU is the best way to do that. We’re open to suggestions, and we’re looking for people to fill roles on the part-time executive, on the trustee board, and as NUS delegates.”

Eden Tanner, St John’s MCR President and candidate for OUSU President, elaborates on what the campaign team will focus on, stating, “I want to take this year as an opportunity to think about the big picture for our student union – how do we most eff ectively link up our common rooms and departments? How do we equip our common room representatives adequately to take on their colleges? How do we improve the whole student experience and make OUSU relevant to everyone? Who do you want at the only seat at the table with the University?”

Jessy Parker Humphreys, candidate for VP for Welfare and Equal Opportunities commented, “[We] need to open up OUSU. This comes up every year but OUSU still remains somewhat of a clique – and that doesn’t encourage equal opportunities. I’ve been lucky enough to have met people who helped me understand how important OUSU is and now we want to make sure that everyone gets this opportunity. I believe that openly looking for people to join us is the best way to widen OUSU’s reach across the university”.

Eden Bailey, candidate for VP for Access and Academic Aff airs, explained her reasons for running. “I’m running with The Big Picture because I will listen to students across the University, and speak up for them. I’m not afraid to have those difficult conversations, and tackle the big issues of access, diversity, and the impact of academic work on students’ welfare that the University are failing to address. We can deal with these many interconnected problems most effectively by working together, and harnessing the range of experiences of students at Oxford, which is why we want to openly invite students from across the University to get involved.”

Marina Lambrakis, candidate for VicePresident for Graduates, told Cherwell, “As a candidate for Vice-President (Graduates), I’m particularly interested in hearing from graduates, international students, and mature and part-time students. I’m excited to work with this team because graduates (who make up 47 per cent of the student population) deserve better from OUSU, and I know that we can deliver on this.”

Jack Matthews, Chair of OUSU Council, told Cherwell, “I welcome all innovative approaches in the OUSU elections – any new ideas to increase engagement and turnout are a good thing. Too many elections in previous years have been uncontested; our democracy is best served by competitive elections where as many minds as possible join the battle of ideas. The more who choose to stand, the better, and I would encourage everyone to give it a go; it’s a great experience!”

Pembroke JCR turns beer into blood

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In their first JCR meeting of the year, Pembroke JCR has passed a motion to offer a pint of beer to every student who donates a pint of blood.

The original motion stated that any Pembroke JCR member who donates a pint of blood this Tuesday will receive a free pint at the college bar, with an initial cap of £100, which was subsequently amended to a higher cap of £200.

This motion was proposed following NHS Blood and Transplant’s request for 204,000 new blood donors in June, and the fact that currently only three to four per cent of the eligible population donates blood; facts which were stated in the motion.

An amendment was passed to reimburse students the price of a pint whenever a member of the JCR donates blood during the course of this Michaelmas term, not just for the original day proposed.

When approached for comment on Pembroke’s motion, Mark Bailey, Regional Marketing Manager at NHS Blood and Transplant, said, “We are aware that the Junior Common Room of Pembroke College at the University of Oxford is offering pints of beer to Pembroke students who sign up to donate blood.

“While this is a nice initiative to thank the student community for registering to give blood and save lives, we need to emphasise that this is not an NHS Blood and Transplant scheme we’re backing as we can’t incentivise people to register as blood donors or donate blood.

“New donors are crucial to replace donors who can’t donate anymore and will help ensure we have the right type and number of donors to provide the right mix of blood to match patient need in future. If Pembroke College students do take up this off er, we would encourage them not to drink alcohol immediately after donating blood.”

Yoni Stone, Pembroke JCR RAG and Charities Rep, told Cherwell afterwards, “I am proud of Pembroke for promoting this worthwhile cause in such a way and strongly encourage other JCRs to also offer a Pint for a Pint.”

OUSU oppose cuts to student grants

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A motion has passed in the first Oxford University Student Union meeting of Michaelmas term, to mandate both the President and Vice President to publicly oppose the abolition of maintenance grants.

This motion comes in the light of plans announced by George Osborne in the emergency budget this summer to remove student maintenance grants and replace them with increased loans.

The motion also proposes to mandate the OUSU Vice President to “lobby the University to mitigate the real and perceived fi nancial implications for future students”.

OUSU Council noted that “the change would result in the poorest students graduating with bigger debts than the current system and with more debt than their peers”.

OUSU has also stated that the Council believes that “maintenance grants are an important source of support, which encourage students from low-income backgrounds to apply to university and allow them to fully participate in student life once here and that replacing grants with loans is regressive and will increase the level of stress experienced by students from low-income families.”

The motion passed with 65 votes for, four votes against and seven abstentions.

OUSU President Becky Howe, who seconded the motion, told Cherwell, “Cutting maintenance grants would not only impact on students from the most disadvantaged backg rounds – it would mean that those taking the biggest maintenance loans would leave university with thousands of pounds’ more debt than their wealthier peers. It’s completely unfair and unacceptable.”

An Oxford University spokesperson commented, “Oxford University off ers a very generous package of no-strings-attached financial support including grants and tuition fee reductions. We take into account the level of student debt when setting our annual financial support package.”

It is believed that approximately 16 per cent of Oxford students currently receive maintenance grants, and a survey conducted by OUSU this summer found that 88 per cent of respondents believed that the abolition of maintenance grants “would negatively affect students from low-income backgrounds”.

Christian Amos, a history student from St Catherine’s College, told Cherwell, “personally, I think it’s a good thing that Becky Howe is being mandated to do this. Tuition fees are a separate issue, but maintenance grants really have been an asset to many students from low income backgrounds. It is all very well saying that because you only pay back the maintenance grant when you’re earning that it’s not that big an issue, but now it puts undue financial burden on those most reliant on the maintenance loan – those who previously qualified for the grant.”

Flora Hudson, an undergraduate from Exeter College, told Cherwell, “I think it is very positive that OUSU have been mandated to speak out against cuts to maintenance grants – as representatives for the Oxford student body, it is important that they stand by the students who will be hardest hit by these cuts and so devastatingly impacted by the irresponsible decisions of our government.”

Police seize 150 copies of No Offence magazine

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Cherwell can reveal that 150 copies of No Offence magazine have been confiscated by Thames Valley Police following a complaint by a student about their distribution outside Freshers’ Fair last week.

The magazine, edited by Exeter PPE student Jacob Williams and Oxford resident Lulie Tanett, grew out of the Facebook discussion group Open Oxford.
According to its Facebook page, it is “a new political magazine based in Oxford, devoted to controversy and free speech”. It has attracted controversy for articles including a defence of colonialism, a graphic description of abortion and an article entitled ‘Islam is not the religion of peace’.

OUSU has generated controversy of its own after banning the publication from Freshers’ Fair, and the magazine was instead distributed outside the Exam Schools, where Freshers’ Fair was taking place.

Police were alerted to the distribution of the magazine by Kiran Benipal, co-Chair of OUSU’s Campaign for Racial Awareness and Equality (CRAE). Benipal told Cherwell, “I, and the other OUSU campaign chairs were aware that Jacob Williams was handing out No Offence outside Freshers’ Fair on Wednesday, but assumed because it was outside our event it was outside the realms of our control.

“It was then suggested to me by a law student that JW [Jacob Williams] might need a licence to disseminate any materials.

“On my shift at Freshers’ Fair, I was confronted by a fresher who also happened to be a survivor of sexual assault and had read No Offence having been handed it outside the Freshers’ Fair. Until this point, I had avoided reading it myself but felt this fresher’s welfare was in my remit since she had come to me. I read it, and understood instantly why she was in such a state – as a survivor of sexual violence myself, the assertion that survivors should go on “rape swaggers” was horrifying for me (a seasoned veteran of JW’s bullshit), but must have just been awful for someone in their very first week of Oxford.

“It was then that it occurred to me – even if he doesn’t need a licence to hand No Offence out, it was certainly offensive material and assumed it must be criminal to hand out hate speech against women, people of colour, etc.
“While on my shift at Freshers’ Fair, I called it into the police. I called in anonymously, so I am fully aware that it was not the police who made students aware of my reporting.

“I later learned that the erotica (actually written by a friend of mine) got everyone into a lot of trouble, but that’s not at all why I called it in.
“I wasn’t trying to curtail anyone’s freedom to write shitty erotica, but trying to preserve a survivor’s right to go through their first week of university without having their trauma mocked. Fuck anyone who has an opinion on that. I put the mental health of survivors over the right to be complete knobs. I’d do it again.”

Cherwell understands that police are currently investigating the incident, and that the legal concern is with the distribution of pornographic content rather than the controversial opinions expressed in the editorials. One featured article in the magazine was a graphic erotic story set in McDonald’s and entitled, ‘Finger me like one of your french fries’.

Thames Valley Police and Jacob Williams have been contacted for comment.

Cherwell’s guide to fantasy football

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Fantasy Football has descended upon Oxford. On the face of it, any football fan should relish the prospect of picking himself or herself in a fantasy football team, and, despite amounting to about twenty seconds of Wayne Rooney’s pay packet, the top prize of £150 is extremely exciting. If nothing else, as with real fantasy football, this could just prove to be a handy way to procrastinate next time you’re trapped in the Gladstone Link on a sad Thursday night. Regardless of what your motivations are for playing Oxford Fantasy Football, here are a few things to keep in mind in order to maximize your bragging rights next time you’re at the pub with your one or two mates who, like yourself, have nothing much better to do.

Have a ridiculous team name in mind. Cherwell Sport recommends classics like ‘All Souls Campbell’, ‘Corpus/Lineker’ and ‘St Peter Crouch FC’ – names that make an embarrassment of the huge potential for football and Oxford-related chat, but that’s exactly what you want.

One difference to the original Fantasy Premier League is that everyone starts on the same price, meaning some players are much better value than others. On one end of the spectrum, as an amateur footballer at best, I would have scored a remarkable -6 points in my only appearance as a stand-in goalkeeper last year; the eight goals I conceded against Worcester 2nds still haunt me to this day, finding it difficult to keep clean sheets on and off the pitch. Absurdly, I would be the same price as last year’s top goal scorer in the collegiate system, Matt Hill of St Hugh’s, who cuts a very different figure to his ‘real world’ footballing namesake, formerly of Wolves and Sheffield United. Hill’s 42 goals and 23 assists last year would have earned well over 200 points for anyone picking him in their XI and should be the first name on your team sheet this season.

Another particularity that novice game-players may miss is that some players will play far more games than others, allowing more opportunities to score points. Men’s and women’s Blues players can also play for their college team, providing multiple chances to pick up points and a good way of following the progress of the University teams. Pembroke’s Alex Tsaptsinos, who has started the 2015/16 season in especially impressive goal-scoring form for the Blues team, will be keen to avenge his college’s Cuppers Final defeat last season. Players who play in both the JCR leagues and Reserves leagues can also be a significant source of points. Regent’s Park’s Jonny Streatfeild and Julius Lehmann also ply their trade for LMH first team and can rack up a lot of points from more defensive positions. Therefore, those who don’t know the ins and outs of college football may find it difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff.

Finally, a message to the silly fresher who decides to shoot rather than square it to his mate with an open goal in order to score more points for his own fantasy team. Your captain will bench you and the drinks will be on you in the college bar that evening. You have been warned.  

Football Cuppers kicks off

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This week sees the start of one of Oxford’s greatest sporting traditions: college football. Week in, week out, teams of the good, the bad and the just plain awful slog it out in sodden pitches all over the city. For some, an opportunity for sporting immortality, for others just another way to procrastinate, college football will always retain its central role in University life.

Up in the rarefied air of the JCR Premier Division, traditional powerhouses Worcester and Catz vie once again for the title. The league promises to be as competitive as ever, as newcomers Hugh’s and Lincoln attempt to draw on the momentum of a successful qualifying campaign to establish themselves amongst the elite of men’s college football.

Though Wadham’s survival in the league went down to the wire last season, and was due to a fantastic run of form in the final set of games, new captain Ben Williams is “optimistic” about continuing the 20-year tradition of Wadham being part of the Premier Division despite the loss of key personnel. The influx of freshers, with many eager to sign up, has “unearthed a few gems,” whilst a strong performance in a preseason friendly with Pembroke “gives us a strong platform to build on.” The squad, according to Williams, is “fit, ready and fresh” to face Keble 1sts in the opening game of the season.

The struggle to replace old icons and replace new talent is the toughest thing for Michaelmas football. In Division 1, Exeter captain George Bustin rallies against those “naysayers” who would suggest they are a “team in decline,” though he admits that of the eleven that started the 2014 Cuppers final, only two remain. After finishing last season with one win out of nine, Bustin is looking forward to using the new season to inject some energy into a revamped squad and targets this year as a “break-through season”, with the continued talents of Harry Morgan in midfield.

Division newcomers Pembroke also have a good feeling for this year, with captain Laurence Wroe spurred on by last year’s Cuppers final defeat to aim for a rare double. Promising international talent in Australian Jason Ghaly and Spaniard Karl Frey should go some way to filling the void of the departing Blues winger/full-back Richard Lloyd and the aggressive defensive talents of Jesse Schwimmer. Indeed, Wroe admits that an abundance of University talent, including Blues captain Alex Tsaptsinos and Centaurs captain Joe Fowles, can sometimes be a drawback as ‘burnout’ and a busy schedule increase injuries and fatigue.

Division 2 promises to be just as competitive. Merton/Mansfield and Brasenose are still smarting from last year’s relegation, and with hopefully a newly solidified defence (they shipped 42 goals last season) Brasenose could rapidly be back in Division 1.

Freshly promoted Hilda’s and Peter’s, neck-and-neck throughout last season, look to continue their rivalry and solidify their place.

Traditional Division 2 stalwarts Jesus are looking to “challenge for promotion this year,” according to captain Omar Mohsen, with a team composed of promising freshers and seasoned players. They are expecting a “strong fight for the title” by fellow team in the ascendancy Magdalen, who raised a few eyebrows and not a few yellow cards with their physicality last season. Nick Cooke looks to be an early tip for player of the season, moving in to a more traditional central striker role, having been team top scorer last season marauding opposition defences from the wing.

Though the quality of the football may decrease, the enthusiasm for the game certainly does not. Down in the depths of Division 3, many teams’ best-laid plans and careful tactics disintegrate quickly into an exercise in damage limitation. No one understands this better than Hertford captain Sam Broadey. Though admitting he was “nervous” this year after losing four of his top scorers to graduation and the real world, “We were optimistic after thirty freshers signed up, with eight interested in University trials.”

Such enthusiasm translated itself into a particularly enthusiastic first bop the night before a friendly with Peter’s, which in turn resulted in Broadey giving his second half team talk at 3-1 down over the sound of vomiting players. However, inspired by the freshers rising to the occasion and an opportunistic goal apiece to make it 4-2, Hertford enjoyed a remarkable turnaround. With spectators on the edge of the pitch cheering, by the end of regulation time goals by Broadey and ‘Scottish powerhouse’ Matt Edwards had levelled the scores. With one minute remaining, a scintillating run by centre back Joe Day saw him sweep the ball into the box, where Ossian O’Sullivan slotted him from the penalty spot. Hertford’s remarkable turnaround “couldn’t have been done” without the new players, says captain Broadey, as he heaps praise on the freshers Witt, Esosa, Rabinowitz, Ahmad and Joshi.

Inter-collegiate football is the beating heart of University sporting life. It may not be pretty, it may not be skilful, but there is something very real and vital about freshers, grad students and everybody in between playing together.