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Oxford MP backs campaign against child sexual exploitation

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The “Say Something” campaign was launched in Westminster this week with the support of Nicola Blackwood, Oxford West and Abingdon MP. The campaign was founded by the national charities NWG Network and Missing People, with the aim to safeguard children and young people from sexual abuse by empowering them to identify early signs of child sexual exploitation.

It will offer a free, 24-hour, nationwide anonymous phone and SMS helpline (116 000) enabling young people to disclose information and seek support for themselves or their peers. The hope is that the introduction of a secure helpline, importantly with the option to remain anonymous, will give more young people the confidence to come forward with their concerns.

Nicola Blackwood told Cherwell: “It is important that we all think about this, spot the signs and speak out against abuse, and adopt a zero tolerance attitude to adults developing inappropriate relationships with children. There is a responsibility on everyone in society to do all that they can to protect vulnerable people. Together, we can work to inform, educate and prevent this kind of child abuse. Anything that increases signposting in this crucial area has to be commended, and hopefully this helpline will increase reporting.” 

A significant aspect of the campaign is that it seeks to work with young people for young people, with its website, www.stop-cse.org/saysomething, including an advice section written by young people. “Even though you might think that there’s nothing left or nowhere to go or nothing good will happen. It’s not true. Everything will be ok,” one writes, while another stresses the need to “never think no one will believe you. Someone will believe and trust you.”

Alongside crucial contact information, the website offers some important advice such as the dangers of meeting in person individuals you have spoken to online. It also outlines a definition of child sexual exploitation as ‘when a young person is used by being made or tricked into doing something sexual sometimes receiving something in return like love, affection, money, drugs or alcohol’.

Ione Wells, the Oxford University student who launched the #notguilty campaign to support victims of sexual assault, commented: “It’s really important that young people feel that they can recognise sexual exploitation themselves and know how to seek help too, as it might sometimes be easy to think ‘they’re being overprotective’ or ‘they don’t know me enough to judge’ if other people make such observations – and sometimes this may be true.

“I hope the campaign can help individuals to feel more in control of their situation, and able to seek the help they need, as well as educating everyone to look out for others in their community and work together to combat exploitation. I also hope that in peer-to-peer situations it stresses that noticing signs must be approached sensitively and avoid accusatory tones. It is crucial that victims do not feel blamed, or told that they ‘got themselves into’ a situation like that, when they have been subjected to damaging exploitation by others.”

The campaign partnership was funded by the Department of Education and sees the collaboration of the charity NWG Network (a UK network of professionals working with children and young people who are at risk of or have experienced sexual exploitation), and Missing People (which has over 20 years’ experience of providing phone-based support to vulnerable and exploited children, many of whom have suffered from sexual abuse). It also operates Runaway Helpline for children and young people who are considering running from home, or have already done so.

In 2013, the NGW Network launched the successful campaign ‘Say Something if you See Something’ which continues to provide awareness-raising materials to the night-time economy workforce and hotels, to help them recognise indicators of child sexual exploitations and report suspicious activity. It has been implemented across the UK and most recently Canada, with the toolkit (including information for taxi companies and hotels) downloaded over 2500 times. In a single UK region, the project has so far resulted in 43 reported incidents leading to 9 safeguarding enquiries.

 

Oxford Professor creates Lego Hertford

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Hertford college’s resident Lego enthusiast, Dr Andrew Beaumont, has built a special Lego model of the college, which was displayed at Oxford University’s open days this week.

The six foot wide replica of the 700 year old college façade, which faces the Radcliffe Camera, was displayed prominently at Hertford’s open days on Wednesday and Thursday. Although Dr Beaumont is yet to have entirely completed the model, he has already used over 30,000 Lego bricks. The project has so far taken six months and the model has been built from memory, without any sort of plan.

Aside from specialising in constructing replicas of Hertford’s most famous features, Dr Beaumont is a lecturer in History and the college’s Home Bursar. He has previously admitted that his construction of the models is purely an extracurricular activity.

Matthew Hiscock, Director of Admissions at Hertford, told Cherwell, “Hertford [is] fortunate enough to have a Home Bursar who is also a Lego enthusiast! Two years ago he built a Lego model of the Bridge of Sighs. We thought it was pretty great and so this year he has created a model of the side of Hertford that faces out to the RadCam.

“It’s a great thing to display at open days because it is something that distinguishes Hertford from other colleges. It helps potential applicants remember the college and sends out an important message; that we don’t take ourselves too seriously. It reflects the fact that we are a college full of academics, staff and students with distinctive and celebrated talents that extend well beyond their academic excellence.

“When Dr Beaumont’s model is complete, it will include intricate replicas of the rooms in that part of the college. Some quirky additions include a batmobile for the Principal and a science lab for aliens, that unfortunately do not exist in reality.”

Alongside these fantasy elements, the model also features figures who attend or work at the college, including Principle Will Hutton. The Lego model also contains two special QR codes printed on to the bricks of the walls, which prospective students can scan to then access the college prospectus.

Cherwell recently reported on the representations of the candidates for Oxford West and Abingdon created out of LEGO by Dr Beaumont in the build up to the General Election. Some of his other projects include homages to Harry Potter and “the life of Vladimir Putin”.

Dr Andrew Beaumont is yet to comment and Oxford University declined to comment.

Concern at No HeterOx ‘purge’ from Facebook group

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Oxford students have hit out after being excluded from No HeterOx, a Facebook group created to give a platform to Oxford’s Queer and Trans community, allegedly because of their political views.

The Facebook group’s privacy has now been set to ‘closed’, meaning only members can see its content.  Accusations of anti-Semitism have also been levelled at some members of the group, due to the use of the terms ‘Zionist’ and ‘Zio’.

The No HeterOx Facebook administrators have now excluded several people while others have left voluntarily. The group describes itself as “a new print publication, acting as a platform of discussion and expression for Oxford’s Queer and Trans community…All, regardless of gender identity and sexual orientation, are welcome to contribute.”

An official statement, posted by one of the Facebook group’s administrators Tam Guobadia, stated: “Over the last couple of months it has become clear that this group has been more or less derailed from its original purpose which was to provide a space to amplify the voices routinely sidelined by a mainstream gay rights discourse more concerned with marriage than murder. Unsurprisingly, the endemic problem is one of white cis men, blissfully ignorant of their privilege, drowning out everyone else with their basic as hell politics.

“This group is not politically neutral: we are against assimilation and conservatism. As this seems to come up again and again and it seems some clarification is needed, Zionists are not welcome here. If you disagree with the fundamental attitudes of this group, that’s fine, but please leave. You are welcome to setup your own group that is more in tune with your ideology. Otherwise, you will be removed.”

Rowan Davis, another administrator of the group, commented on the post saying, “We share a radical politic that sees the root of the oppression of queer people not in the minds of individuals but in structural forces that will not be solved by making us more and more integrated into cis-het society but instead standing up and saying ‘we’re queer and the rest of you are going to have to deal with it’ – by directly intervening in the monotony of cisheterosexism.

“This group is anti-police, anti-prison, anti-heteronormative, anti-homonationalist, anti-colonial, anti-state, anti-corporate.”

Jan Václav Nedvídek, a 3rd year PPEist who was removed from the group, commented, “I don’t really mind I’ve been kicked out, I would probably have left anyway pretty soon. After white gays like myself were told to ‘shut the f*ck up’, it didn’t really feel like the most welcoming group on Facebook. I particularly felt very disappointed by the fact that people seem to think that white gays don’t experience any hardship – I invite those who hold that view on a short trip to Russia, which might make them change their minds. Being from Eastern Europe myself, I find this erasure most unfortunate.”

William Round, a PPE graduate from Brasenose, commented, “I left No HeterOx of my own accord within the last week because, as a gay man with moderate political views, I was tired of the effectively doctrinal insistence of administrators and dominant members of this page that discussion of LGBT issues should be conducted within a narrow, radical left-wing framework.

“A particularly disgraceful symptom of this malaise is the anti-white racism that permeates the group. Whatever liberationist mission statement the group claims to have, it is simply wrong to alienate a substantial proportion of LGBT people in Oxford from mainstream online discussion of LGBT issues across the university. How, for example, is ‘fuck privileged gays’ meant to aid constructive dialogue?

“It’s time to face up to the fact that this alienation has only happened through the way this forum has been managed. As we ourselves are trying to stand up for acceptance and tolerance for our community, we need to demonstrate willingness for bridge-building within our community first.

“Now I’ve left, my advice to future Oxford students is to show, in greater numbers, the courage to take on the narrative promulgated by certain individuals, and reclaim the real opportunity for free discussion for all students, and particularly for all LGBT students on LGBT pages.”

David Browne, who was also removed from the group, commented, “To be honest, I’m not surprised I was removed; I had dared to like comments by a Jewish member who felt uncomfortable with the open apologism for the use of the anti-Semitic “zio” slur, and my public criticism of the admins probably made me an obvious target for a purge based on the views of the admins.

“I think the mass removal of people based on politics (or even suspected politics in some cases) is extremely unhelpful; it plays into a false narrative that being LGBTQIA+ somehow inherently determines your political views. There is nothing about anyone’s sexuality or gender that dictates you must be anti-establishment, anti-capitalist, anti-marriage or anti-Zionist.

“Further, it’s extremely hypocritical of such a group to declare spaces ‘unsafe’ only insofar as it allows for abuse and marginalisation of those raising legitimate points about your own language; the difference between a call-out and thread derailment appears to simply be whether the admins agree with your concern, and to demand that no comment or discussion is passed on their statements while talking about identifiable people behind their backs.

“Perhaps, if the admins are serious in their acknowledgement that there is no one LGBTQIA+ community, they should retitle the blurb for the group from “a platform of discussion and expression for Oxford’s Queer and Trans community”, to something more accurate, perhaps: “a group for radical left-wing anti-Zionists, ideally Queer or Trans”.”

Tam Guobadia told Cherwell, “We the creators and admin’s felt an intervention was necessary for a variety of reasons: because the basic, quietist ultra conservative politics that this space was born of an abhorrence for; the kind of throw-everyone-under-the-bus that isn’t a white cis-man politics; the kind of politics that silence the resistance and disturbances of qpoc and trans women of colour as inappropriate; the kind of wait-for-your-turn, assimilationist politics that our liberation is not to be found in; aggressively statist-zionist politics that seek to justify the violences of a colonialist state by masqueraded behind queer identity-has become a dominant voice, holding back discourse, and supporting status quo’s that erase our queer experience under the banner of free speech and liberalism.

“This has never just been about offence: These “opinions” offend us because they oppress us- they make it easier to do violence to the most marginalised of our community. So we abhor the pink washing of the colonialist projects these politics uphold.”

Issue was also raised with the use of the term ‘Zionist’ in the official statement.

Jacob Brennan, who raised concern on the Facebook page over the use of the term, told Cherwell: “It was never my intention for this to become a defence of Zionism or to erase the highly damaging actions carried out under the banner of Zionism, which I find highly problematic as a Jew and someone on the left. It was merely to point out that it is a highly complex ideology that should be open to interpretation and discussion.

“Israel is definitely a colonial project, but Zionism is not purely colonialism. It is also a response to colonialism, the result of conflicting Jewish and Palestinian national movements, and in its early stages was greatly influenced by socialism, anarchism, religious prophecy and existential fears. My Zionism starts and ends with Israel’s right to exist within its pre-1967 borders.

“I believe that some of the responses to my viewpoint were overtly anti-Semitic: the original poster of the ‘Zio’ comment accused me of spreading Israeli propaganda (referring to me as ‘the above Zionist’ and repeating the word I had asked them not to use in a way which was overtly confrontational) in language which resembled an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory. When another (non-Zionist) Jew called out their use of anti-Semitic tropes, no action was taken by the admins.”

When asked about the use of the word ‘zionist’, Guobadia commented, “We are anti-Zionist, because we are anti-colonialist; we are anti-empire; we are anti-manifest-destiny. A radically intersectional queer space is necessarily so, because we fundamentally abhor the segregation, violence, systematic dehumanistation and racism that all imperial and colonial projects are predicated upon. Regardless of nuanced, and complex relationships we all have with political ideologies, and our personal interpretations of them, they cannot be validated or severed from how they are violently enacted in practise.

“We stand with Jewish peoples against anti-semitism, but we cannot stand with a political ideology used to prop up a colonialist project – our refusal of Zionist ideology as peoples and people of colour all the result and living with all the trauma of colonialism projects, does not make us anti-Semitic.”

“I think there’s so much difficulty that is faced as a result of a lack of nuance, and I worry that we argue at cross-purposes, with everyone differing in their interpretation of Zionism, or rather what Zionism is shorthand for, which is confusing the discourse, and creating disputes where there is more overlap and consensus than disagreement. We accept the literal and abstract concepts of Zionism as interpreted by student Jewish youth, but also balance this with the realities of the enactment of this in Palestinian displacement/colonial violence, and Zionism in the sense we use it, is hard to sever from what is happening in actual tangible struggle.”

Annie Teriba, another No HeterOx group administrator, was reached for comment.

Read the full official statement by the group administrators here.

‘Cisgender’ added to the Oxford English Dictionary

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“Cisgender” is one of 500 new entries that have recently been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. It is defined as, “designating someone whose sense of personal identity corresponds to the sex and gender assigned to him or her at birth”.

The inclusion of the word has been seen by some as reflecting an increased public awareness of the issues of gender, and a growing understanding of the trans community.

Oxford undergraduate George Haggett, a trans man, told Cherwell that the inclusion of this word “represents a step away from harmful cisnormative ideals. The increasingly widespread use of the word “cisgender” is an acknowledgement that Trans people are not exceptions to the norm, but navigating gender in an equally legitimate way.”

Professor Charlotte Brewer, senior tutor and fellow in English at Hertford College and expert in the Oxford English Dictionary, commented that “words have to be clearly well established in the language, not fly-by-nights” to be included in the OED.

“When they think a word has got over the bar and is becoming established in the language, they will release an entry which shows the earliest usage they can find, with representative examples evidencing how usage has subsequently changed and developed.”

When asked how the inclusion of words such as “cisgender” and “twerk” reflects society, Brewer responded, “It is certainly the case that, reflecting society more widely, the OED is far more hospitable to a wide range of language than it was when the first instalment was published in 1884. Not surprising if you think of the social changes and changes in legislation since then: male homosexuality was illegal up to the 1967 Sexual Offences Act, and not till the Lady Chatterley’s Lover trial of 1960 could publishers be sure that they could publish words like fuck and cunt without fear of prosecution.

“So the 1st edition of OED definitely had trouble with words relating to sex and the body – but since 2010 the revision has been as careful as it can to do away with euphemism or implicit homophobia in its definitions for such terms, and to be as accurate and descriptive as possible.”

The Oxford English Dictionary is widely considered to be the most comprehensive historical dictionary of the English language, and sets out to include as many words as possible in use from 1150 through to today.

The project currently exists online, and has not been printed in its full form since 1989, where it came to twenty volumes. The dictionary does not attempt to chart all recent changes to the English language; a word has to have been in widespread use for approximately five to ten years prior to its inclusion- the dictionary traces the first use of the word “twerk” to 1993 and “cisgender” to 1999.

There are approximately 70 full time lexicographers constantly on the lookout for the new words and the evolving definition of current words.

The OUSU LGBTQ representative was unavailable for comment.

 

 

The Fissures Of Fashion’s Gender Conventions

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It has been an innovative few weeks for America and the rest of the world, with the development to the legal rights for same-sex couples across the whole of the United States. President Barack Obama has described the ruling as a “victory for America” and across the world, millions of people have celebrated this adjustment. Changes and amendments in mentality are making themselves increasingly manifest across the globe, and not only in politics. Perhaps on a subtler but by no means un-paralleled level, the world of high-end fashion has also been exhibiting breaks in gender inequality and gender conventions.

Men’s Fashion Week in Milan introduced a new trend for men spring/summer of 2016; Pyjamas. As part of a new focus on loose-fitted clothing and ‘Co-ords’, Dolce & Gabbana and Versace were two amongst several fashion houses in Milan who featured robes and short pyjamas. GQ fashion editor Gary Armstrong was even pictured wearing a two-piece set during the event. Dries Van Noten and Louis Vuitton at Paris’ Men’s Fashion Week displayed this new style too.  Such experimental and perhaps to some, whacky new modes are not unusual in the world of fashion which has always to an extent displayed an advanced and seemingly ‘radical’ slant on consumer aesthetics. What perhaps was a little different about Milan’s Men’s Fashion Week is that it presented highly ‘feminised’ male models. Gucci 2015 collection introduced trousers pooled at the ankles, silk shawls, laced shirts, an assortment of handbags and floral prints. To compliment this further, Paris’ Men’s Fashion Week, featured female models. Some of fashion’s biggest names made an appearance including Naomi Campbell, Irina Shayk, Joan Smalls and the increasingly popular, Kendall Jenner. Derision at Gucci’s Men’s collection has been expressed, some calling the models ‘ridiculous’. Equally, many were surprised at the appearance of women in Paris’ Men’s Fashion Week, particularly the use of such prominent personas who reportedly ‘stole the show.’ And yet surely this marks a remarkably exciting shift in fashion conventions. Why shouldn’t men wear women’s clothes? Why shouldn’t women ‘steal’ the show at male-orientated events?

It is good to see that finally shifts towards a break in gender conventions are underway. This increasingly flexible approach is perceived not only in the US legalisation of same-sex marriage, but in many underlying social indications. The fashion industry is a reflection of a world fighting for greater liberal freedom, but it also has the power to further influence people and our society. Gender equality in fashion and in international society as a whole is far from being fulfilled, but at least steps are being taken in the right direction.

Row over Pride London’s ‘corporatisation’ erupts

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Oxford University Student Union’s LGBTQ campaign has released an open letter to the organisers of last Saturday’s Pride Parade in which they “publically register [their] disgust at the corporatisation of the Pride in London”.

The open letter deals with several aspects of Pride in London’s conduct which the OUSU LGBTQ campaign regard as unacceptable. Their criticism centres on the inclusion of multinational corporations and financial institutions at the event.

These companies, it is claimed, “contribute to oppression to push liberation groups out of the picture”. The letter argues that “Pride should not be an advertising platform for multinational companies” or become about “selling out queer people”.

The campaign denounced the inclusion of Barclays at the event which it claimed is: “an organisation which had a dedicated tax avoidance branch and contributes to mass homelessness in the UK”. Barclays was 200 places in front of the Albert Kennedy Trust (AKT), a group that they state, provides “help and support to LGBTQ youth who are homeless”.

It further calls the decision to put Rainbows Across Borders next to BP Oil and Gas at the march “a disgrace”. The letter states that Rainbows Across Borders should not have been forced to share a platform with organisations like BP which “create the problems [Rainbows Across Borders] are trying to alleviate”.  

The letter concluded that Pride should be about “supporting and empowering those who are the most vulnerable” and “raising up trade unions and grassroots organisations”.

This year around 40,000 people took part in the London Pride parade, marching with charities, community groups, businesses and Trade Unions. This makes Pride London, according to the organisers, the biggest one-day event in the Capital.

Deputy chair of Pride in London, Stephen Ward, told Cherwell, “This [Pride] is a fantastic demonstration of the progress we have made and a perfect platform to continue to campaign for greater rights for the most disadvantaged and to ensure that we turn legal rights into genuine freedom for all of us”.

In response to the “corporatisation” of the parade, Ward stated that “keeping nearly 1 million people safe costs some £700,000 each year. £100,000 of that is supplied by the Mayor of London and the remainder must be raised in other ways. In the past it has proved very difficult to raise money from the community and so sponsorship is a good route. That sponsorship pays for the parade, the infrastructure in Trafalgar Square and the Women’s and Cabaret Stages in Soho and the Family Area in Golden Square as well as promotion of Pride in London and our festival of arts events and debates”.

Ward also commented, “The campaigners rightly point out that there are other events taking place in London this year for the community that do not require such significant funding, and I think it’s important to see Pride in London as part of that overall mix of diversity of events and campaigning approaches, just as Stonewall and the Peter Tatchell Foundation, Act Up and LGSM bring different approaches”.

Besides the issue of “corporatisation”, the open letter called the presence of the Metropolitan Police “unacceptable” due to the “deep-rooted and endemic racism, homophobia and transphobia of the police [that] propagate the active oppression of LGBTQ people.” The LGBTQ campaign stated that they feel “the presence of the police in the march actively stops Pride being a safe space for many people”.

In response, Stephen Ward commented “I cannot accept that there is any basis for the Metropolitan Police not being able to participate in the Parade. The Met is committed corporately to diversity and inclusion as an employer and in policing and are a hugely valued delivery partner for Pride in London events.

“As the campaign may be aware, there has been debate this year around the participation of UKIP and this has prompted us to ask the Community Advisory Board to help us develop clear criteria for participation in Pride in London. We expect that this will include wide consultation of all parts of the community that we serve.”

Ward concluded, “Like every other organisation, Pride in London is on a journey.  As we grow and become stronger we can make a bigger impact on attitudes towards LGBT+ people. For the journey to continue, we need to plan our growth carefully and work with the community as one small part of the incredible network of campaigning and support organisations that have brought us so far in the last 40 or so years and who will continue the work of liberation that the brave patrons of the Stonewall Inn began in 1969.”

OUSU’s LGBTQ campaign open letter can be found here.

Stephen Ward’s full comment can be found here.

Stagecoach bus driver accused of ignoring Muslim commuters

A complaint has been made against the bus company Stagecoach Group regarding alleged incidents of Islamophobic discrimination along Cowley Road.

According to a complaint made against Stagecoach Group Muslim commuters were ignored on two separate occasions by company bus drivers on the number 10 bus route. The complaint was submitted to ‘Tell MAMA’ (Measuring Anti Muslim Attacks), a project that records anti-Muslim abuse in the UK.

On the first occasion, the complainant stated, a couple who “were obviously Muslim… tried to flag the bus down but the driver despite seeing them completely ignored them and continued to drive on.” In the second instance, a bus driver “deliberately chose to drive on” after “being flagged down by a group of people, one of whom was clearly wearing a Hijab and clearly identifiable as a Muslim.”

In a written response to the complainant, a Stagecoach employee apologised for the incidents, saying, “I can see the situations you described. I am at a loss to explain why the driver did not stop. I completely understand how these incidents have been interpreted. I give you my assurances that matters of this nature are treated very seriously. We are an equal opportunities employer who ensures that all customers, employees or job applicants are treated fairly and equally.”

Further assurances were also made, including a formal interview with the driver and an investigation “in line with the Company’s disciplinary procedure.”

In a statement to Cherwell, a spokeswoman for Stagecoach Group said, “We would be very disappointed to hear of any situation where a driver is found not to have stopped for passengers waiting at a bus stop. We have investigated the matter fully, including viewing CCTV and speaking to the driver involved.

“There was one occasion on which a customer remained inside the bus shelter as the vehicle passed the stop and did not appear to clearly indicate a desire to board that particular bus. There were a number of other buses in the area at the time. In addition, we have not found any evidence to suggest that the driver’s behaviour on this occasion was racially motivated.

“The welfare of our customers is of the utmost importance to us and we are very clear that anyone employed by Stagecoach should treat both customers and colleagues fairly and with respect and that we will not tolerate discrimination of any kind.”

According to Tell MAMA, transport is one area where victims of anti-Muslim abuse “consistently raise concerns.” The organisation was founded in February 2012 to record physical, verbal, written and online attacks against Muslims and provide support to the victims. In 2014-2015, 548 verified incidents were reported.

Kiran Benipal, Co-Chair of OUSU’s Campaign for Racial Awareness and Equality (CRAE), told Cherwell of her “horror and disgust” at the alleged incident, stating that “the racial tension which it highlights is particularly poignant at this time of the year – Ramadan.”

“Incidents such as this one and those similar have become all too commonplace, and are too rarely logged. Instead, they have become anecdotes for Oxford BME residents and students to share and momentarily reflect on, before they return to the reality of Oxford life as a ‘racial minority.’”


OxStew: Cambridge Historian inspired by erotic fiction

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A Cambridge Historian you have never read, but pretend you have, has announced the release of his latest book. Inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey writer E. L. James’ angle-twisting sequel, Grey, which takes the point of view of the eponymous sadomasochist billionaire, the historian’s new book, Hitler, will examine the don’s prize-winning Third Reich trilogy from the viewpoint of its main antagonist, Adolf Hitler.

The historian, whose name escapes me, told The OxStew, “I wanted to give his fans what they wanted, a companion piece that digs deeper into the psyche of the Fuhrer. I thought this was a natural progression and Christian Grey was a great inspiration.”

However, this latest book has not escaped criticism. James responded in a recent television interview that the Cambridge historian’s work was “a bit repetitive”, adding that the plot was “unbelievable” and that the German people would never fall in love with such a “power-crazed monster.” Prominent critics such as Mark Commode have similarly criticised its lack of originality. “It’s hardly got the wit of The Producers, where’s the heart?” said Commode.

Such reviews have allegedly put plans for a cinematic adaptation on hold. This would put strain on pop singer Ellie Goulding’s struggling title song “Lieb Me Like You Do” which has reached the top 40 in Argentina.

The Oxbridge don continued, “I started writing as fan-fiction, it was only natural that I ventured into history.” Reflecting on his future plans, he noted “I’ll be glad to return to Cambridge now that the university season is over, together with Oxford, it’s one of the greatest conference centres in the world.”

Hitler will be available from Friday at reputable bookstores such as The Works.

Brasserie Blanc: sweet and swank

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Located on Walton Street in the more central end of Jericho, Brasserie Blanc is convenient for students living north of Broad Street and visiting parents with cars alike.  Having recently undergone a dramatic makeover, its new modern, minimalist look stands out from the quaint family restaurants and English pubs that otherwise litter north Oxford.  Despite what the chic charcoal exterior might lead you to expect, the vast, immaculate windows let in a large amount of light until late into the evening, at which point discreet internal lighting takes over.  Although similarly grey and uncluttered, with smart white tables and pretty stained-glass details, the warm lighting, large stately fireplace and tasteful knickknacks make the atmosphere more comfortable, and a touch more British, than what you would necessarily expect.  This only serves to anticipate the menu and represent the overall vibe of this classy but modern French restaurant.

Upon arrival one is quickly and amiably greeted and seated, reservation or no by the competent and friendly staff.  Their uniform – white collarless shirt, spotless taupe apron and neat, nice trousers – hits exactly the right note of classic but modern, posh but comfortable.  They give you the menu and then disappear to give you enough time to actually consider the vast choice available to you.

The classics of French cuisine all make an appearance, thankfully made well and traditionally.  There are no unexpected and unnecessary “personal twists”, as unwelcome as a literal fingerprint pushed onto your plate.  Instead, the chefs save their originality for the slightly more unexpected options: a small spring vegetable risotto and a British cheddar soufflé are both found on the starters list.

When ordering starters, we opted for one traditional choice and one not, and asked for a wine bottle of the waiter’s choice.  The Sauvignon blanc he brought us was light, fruity and pleasantly dry, though we only managed about half a glass before the starters arrived.  Such impressive speed often indicates that the food is not cooked to order, but the arrival of the cheddar soufflé, delightfully served on a single-serving sized frying pan, and the escargots still in the pan they were baked in, proved otherwise.  The soufflé was perfection: creamy yet light, flavourful yet not stodgy.  The accompanying sauce was satisfyingly gooey, but didn’t overpower the dish.  The escargots were indulgently garlicky and cooked exactly, served as such a generous portion that it left you worryingly full before the main course.

Thankfully, this was not the kind of place where you are hurried through your meal and out the door to clear your table for the next paying customers, and we were left to digest and to enjoy the wine, pretty décor and ideal acoustics as we waited for our mains and fought over the last spoonful of soufflé.

A steak tartare, though not the most complex dish to prepare, requires high quality ingredients to not fail spectacularly and Brasserie Blanc did not disappoint – at least, with this dish.  The chickpea and coriander cake was notably the only vegetarian main on the menu and, considering this, not a particularly safe choice.  The risk didn’t quite pay off; although actually quite tasty and reasonably well spiced, the cakes were dry and there was not nearly enough tomato sauce to compensate for this significant flaw.  Being quite out of place on the otherwise very French menu, I suspect that this is a particular weak point on the menu, but when it is the only meat-free dish this a glaring oversight.

The desserts were distinctly more consistent: freshly made, the baked lemon tart was sweet and tangy and benefited from the inclusion of generous strips of zest.  The crème brûlée was exquisitely sugary, but the addition of rhubarb made for a pleasant contrast and a more complex, interesting flavor. 

This is not necessarily the place for an average, quick student meal, as most normally have neither the time nor money for high quality French cuisine in a luxurious sit-in restaurant.  However, it is absolutely perfect for a celebratory dinner with friends or partners or getting the most out of the occasional parental visit – just so long as you’re not vegetarian.