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A view from the cheap seat

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Dear Sir,

You will most likely be acquainted with my diary that has been published on this very spot in the last few weeks. You may also be wondering why your usual contributor has not submitted her weekly espionage on my fantastic (ultra edgy) new play, Hamlet without Hamlet.

I have in fact kidnapped her in the interests of marketing my fantastic new play (Hamlet without Hamlet, just in case you missed it the first time). That’s how edgy this production really is: we’ve resorted to organised crime. I shall explain. As we all know, Cherwell is an exemplary publication. One of the most im- pressive student endeavours in Oxford, which is just a synonym really for the world (given the world ends at Magdalen Bridge). So why is it that nobody showed up to the preview of the preview??? Or indeed the preview.

They promised they would forward it to their innumerable contributors. Can you possibly imagine my mortification when I realised that neither of the Cherwell Stage Editors would show up to my play this week? Considering that it is one of the biggest, great- est and most exquisite productions of this term – what am I saying, in Oxford’s 900 years of thespian endeavor – it is embarrassing to see that your rather shitty paper will not feature it.

So I took it upon myself to supply a reviewer myself by kidnapping the individual who has been publishing my beloved diary entries. So before you call the police, I just want you take into account the extraordinary (in fact extra-legal) value of my artistic statement in kidnapping your contributor. Anyway, you’ll be glad to hear that after a few days in the Keble basement, she saw the light (literally and artistically) and gave my play an adequate number of stars. Instead of a ransom, I will return your reviewer if you publish the review here next week.

The producer

Review: Into the Woods

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★★★★☆

Four Stars         

Be careful what you wish for’ is the cliché which underpins Sondheim’s Into the Woods. All of the familiar fairy tale characters we grew up with Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel and Jack – are interwoven as they pursue their “happily ever afters”.

It’s a magical mixture of serious, dark moments and comic relief which runs counter to the traditional fairy tale narrative in which evil is always vanquished permanently by the magic forces of good and everyone happily retreating to their castles.

The first act sees each of the well-known fairy tales unfold through the addition of a baker and his wife, rendered childless by the curse of an enraged neighborhood witch. Going “into the woods” to appease the witch in their desperation to have a child, they meet the heroes of each fairy tale in along the way.

The first act’s finale sees everyone get their “happily ever after” moment, but Sondheim creates a far darker second act, where the saccharine-sweet choruses of “so happy” that rounded off the first have turned distinctly sour as we hear of domestic discord, infidelity and boredom. It’s a lesson in the perils of chasing a wish, of the true cost of magic.

In the hands of director Laura Day, this production soars. Unfortunately moved from the original outdoor venue at Queen’s due to technical difficulties, the cast adapted very well to the smaller indoor space and reduced orchestra. The choreography and set design, using every inch of a confined set, were both exceptional.

Between the hilarious, power-ballad stylings of Jake Cowling and Nils Behling as princes, and Lydia Cockburn’s Peronesque and sinister stepmother, the cast was on top form. The baker and his wife, played by Alex Bishop and Kathryn Peacock respectively, made an engaging and empathic on-stage couple as they went through joy and sorrow. This was a performance charged with emo- tion and dark comedy, and the cast delivered.

Bernadette Johns brought both passion, and a convincing melancholy, to the role of Cinderella, while Gwenno Jones filled her role as both the naïve and more mature versions of Red Riding Hood with ease. Meanwhile, Jack (Laurence Jeffcoate) and his mother (Eloise Mattimoe) made an excellent double act reminiscent of pantomime. Of particular note was the performance of An- issa Berry, seemingly channelling the spirit of Lady Gaga into the character of the witch as she transitions from a manipulative, un- fair and possessive character into something of a voice of reason as the second progresses. In this dramatic transition, perhaps we can detect undercurrents of third-wave feminist thought.

One of the more interesting aspects of the show itself was the transition into the darker second act – the seemingly happy lives of the protagonists lead some of the audience to believe that the show ends there, and some even tried to leave after the first act. So if you watch the first act of what has proven to be an excellent production, I’d strongly advise against missing the second.

Preview: Elephants

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This is in fact the second of Anthony Maskell’s directorial efforts to which I have been exposed. In the first exposure, I saw an unlikely trio comprised of an assassin, a priest and a pregnant woman. With his latest work, Elephants, it seems he’s advanced to quartets. Yet what is gained in numbers seems to have been lost in variety. This time our characters are the uniformly bourgeois Laura (Olivia Homewood), Greg (Alex Hill), Jennifer (Maddy Walker) and Todd (Anthony Maskell). Yet as any victim of a dinner party will tell you, the premise of this middle class meeting is every bit as lethal as anything involving an assassin.

In this story, two couples come together for what should be a perfectly civilised evening. Lurking in the background however, are two delicate issues set to derail the locomotive of polite society. In the scene I was shown, the separated (but not yet divorced couple) Greg and Laura are fighting it out after parents’ evening. In those hugely enjoyable 15 minutes, the poor Greg (apparently a successful writer) is subject to a more thorough and cutting character dissection than most of his novels probably manage. In those 15 minutes we get everything from “remember when we used to be sexy” to Greg’s drinking problems.

It was hugely enjoyable in that slightly perverted way one (well, I do anyway) enjoys really well scripted bitching. In its most civilised guise you see it at its best in something like Yes Minister, at its worst in something like Mean Girls. I very much look forward to seeing which one of these poles Maskell’s theatrical expedition from film will take him. Especially after we find out that the insidious Laura, having subjected Greg to this ordeal, has arranged the afore- mentioned dinner party in which they will have to pretend to be a happily married couple in order that they might secure their child’s place at a top school.

It sounds immensely enjoyable and my preview certainly was. But it is also a premise not without risk. These fiery exchanges, fun though they are, can fall into the trap of ‘too much of a good thing’. If the balance between wit and story isn’t kept, these comedies can become exhausting and tedious. From my preview, it was hard to tell how the script will develop in this regard. Nonetheless Maskell has definitely entrusted the story to a great set of actors.

Alex Hill and Olivia Homewood were extremely convincing as the urbane and closeted middle class neurotics (at one point they even speculate in a Freudian sense on their child’s infantile sexuality). They can really pull off the dirty mixture of kitchen sink shouting matches and veiled eroticism that characterises the liminal state of their marriage. Their relentless shouting match was glorious to behold.

Once again as good as this is, it can’t be all of the production. Like the script, if they have a few more tricks up their sleeves, they have the potential to make an extremely riveting and entertaining farce. Like their marriage, this may hang in the balance.

Summer VIIIs 2015 round-up: Friday

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So we’ve made it to day three of Summer VIIIs 2015. Normally this is when things start to settle down after the turbulence of the first two days. Luckily the Isis was far from serene today as crews from across the division careered down the course.

At the top end of men’s division one the real drama came at the close of the race. Oriel having delivered another punchy row-over, opening up a four length lead, managed to collide with Christ Church with Pembroke close behind in the spinning area. Acrimony broke out as Teddy Hall and Balliol M1s then raced across the finish, Balliol euphoric after avoiding what many had thought was a certain bump. With insults and abuse trading across the Isis it seemed any illusions we may have that rowing is the sport of gentlemen had been punctured.

Further down men’s division one Keble M1 predictably bumped Univ and New M1 rammed Worcester. It’s been an impressive bumps campaign for this New crew, rising from second in division two to twelfth in the top division. Just behind them Wadham and Catz changed places as the Wadham M1 cemented a mercurial eights campaign.

There was little more racing action over on the women’s side. Pembroke W1 proved Wadham are not invincible, closing to within a length by Boathouse island. Univ W1 also look like they’re on for blades, bumping Teddy Hall to rise to fifth place. Interestingly the New W1 has outclassed even its male counterparts, also starting at second in division two but rising one place higher to eleventh in division one courtesy of a bump on Hertford. Further down the divisions other women’s crews now looking at blades include Trinity, who bumped St Anne’s W1 today to move from seventh to sixth in the second division. A row-over from a previously very impressive Linacre crew, now nestled at twelfth in division two, sadly denied these ladies blades however. Even further down we have Worcester W2 and Green Templeton W1 rising to tenth and twelfth in division three respectively. Only a major upset tomorrow will deny these crews blades.

Over with the men a worrying number of crews look to be targeting spoons in division two. John’s, Anne’s and Peter’s have all bumped down everyday (spot a similarity?) and no crews left in the second division look capable of blades. Oriel M2 have remained particularly impressive, continuing to rise at ‘Head of the Second VIIIs,’ reaching ninth today with the demise of Anne’s.

Talking of faux-headships, Jesus M3 were dethroned today as ‘Head of M3s’ by a pugnacious Wolfson M3. Sadly the Vikings failed to live up to their menacing twitter presence and were overawed by the pounding rhythm of these post-grads. On the subject of Jesus, their M4 certainly recorded the most banterous start, wearing full Viking helmets and reading out suggestions for the true identity of St Antony whose titular college they were chasing. This, of course, all unfolded down in mighty division seven where more drama was close at hand. Apparently marshals had to caution one crew for intimidation at the start. Keble M3, having swept out of the bottom division yesterday, continued their spectacular rise, clambering to tenth in division six at the expense of Pembroke M4 who plummeted to bottom.

In the lower orders of the women’s crews its worth paying tribute to two participants in particular. First of all, hats off to Catz WIII who looked well out of place starting the week at the foot of the river, but have bumped every day. They are a racing certainty for blades. More impressively Regent’s W1 have moved out into the non-qualifying racing divisions, soaring to eleventh in division four. A bump tomorrow would make this the most successful ladies’ crew in this PPH’s history.

So there we have it: only one day to go. Much like this season’s Premier League we go into the final day with the action pretty much tied up at the top, the winners fairly apparent. Where the real nail-biting finales lie are mid-table and at the bottom. Will Oriel W1 drop out of the top division permanently? Can Exeter W1 hold off a surging Brasenose crew at the foot of division 2? Will there be redemption for Jesus M3 as they struggle to regain the lofty epithet ‘Head of the Third VIIIs?’ With one day to go there is still a lot to row for.   

Catz student protest continues

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St Catherine’s College JCR has been refusing to stand for High Table at formal all week in an attempt to raise awareness of the ongoing dispute between the College and its JCR.

This follows the JCR’s declaration of independence last Tuesday and the decision of the JCR body to carry out collective action in part to protest the “threatening” treatment and “disregard” of some senior members towards the JCR and its president, Jack Hampton.

The primary purpose of the collective action is now to achieve specific demands at next week’s College Finance Committee meeting, which Hampton has been permitted to attend and address on this one occasion.

One such demand, as outlined in a motion at last Tuesday’s extraordinary meeting, is for permanent student representation on Finance Committee. Other demands include the implementation of itemised battels, as is widely carried out around Oxford, “to provide clarity and transparency”.

The payment of the £5,600 owed to the JCR for this term, which was raised from the JCR levy, is a further core demand, as well as the reversal of the decision to take control of JCR financing “until proper consultation of the JCR has been carried out”.

While the JCR has become an unincorporated association of the College, St Catherine’s is yet to relinquish its control of JCR finances.

The JCR committee is driving the protest with slogans such as, “Sit down for your rights,” and, “Stand up to college, by sitting down,” authored by JCR Vice-President Sian Kelly.

In an email written by Hampton which he had asked all JCR members to send to their tutors this week, he explained the JCR’s objections to the College’s intention to reimburse payments made by JCR committee members after they have paid for items with their own money. “Christ Church has this system and they [members of Christ Church JCR committee] have written to me telling me how it results in only those with the personal financial capacity necessary to foot the bill running for committee positions, which is clearly an access issue.”

First year PPEist Marca Fiorina told Cherwell, “So far our actions of collective mobilisation against the College, such as not standing up for the fellows in Hall, have been productive in bringing our plight to their attention; many fellows, especially our tutors, were unaware of the troubles between the JCR and College.

“I feel that actions like refusing to stand up in Hall and spreading this email are a good start to our campaign to raise awareness within the college executive of what is happening, and I am confident that they will answer positively and sympathise with our cause.

“If the standoff is not resolved by such actions, more radical solutions might be necessary. But for now, the situation, at least from the point of view of an observer outside of the actual negotiations, seems to be progressing positively.”

St Catherine’s College refused to comment.

OxHoli event postponed to Freshers’ Week after venue failure

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The Oxford University Hindu Society (HUMSoc) has postponed OxHoli 2015 until Michaelmas term after a last-minute venue cancellation. The event was due to take place on Saturday 23rd May, but plans to hold the Hindu festival of colours at Brasenose College Sports Ground fell through and the organisers were unable to find a different venue at short notice.

A few days before OxHoli was planned to go ahead, a message was posted on the OxHoli Facebook page apologising for having to postpone the event, stating, “We are so sorry but we’ve been put in the unfortunate position of having to postpone Holi for the time being. Our original venue cancelled on us very recently and we’ve been frantically searching for a new one since (with little success).

“We’ve tried almost every college sports ground – so do hit us up with any ideas and in the meantime we will continue to work hard.”

OxHoli is an event where participants throw coloured powder over one another to celebrate the end of the Winter season. Following on from the previous success of OxHoli, HUMSoc was keen to replicate the event and was planning to introduce live music this year, with DJ Ravi Skanker and DJ Salman Kushti on the line-up.

Srishti Suresh, the president of HUMSoc, commented, “Our original venue was not able to accommodate us owing to prior commitments; we contacted almost every space in Oxford with the capacity to host Holi, but due to the short notice and similar difficulties with the proposed dates (given that they either clashed with exam timings or sports matches) as well as valid concerns about the nature of Holi (as it does generate quite a lot of mess!) they were not able to accommodate us either.

“We are deeply saddened that we weren’t able to host OxHoli this term, but HUMSoc is currently going over plans for other events (such as our Bollywood night in 6th Week), which we hope people will be able to attend. In addition, we’re redirecting all our creative energy towards Diwali Ball, which we hope to host in Michaelmas.”

Brasenose Bursar Philip Parker told Cherwell, “The College would have been delighted to host this event at our sports ground, but made clear from the first communication (in March) that it would have to fit in with the schedule of cricket matches and other planned events. As cricket schedules are not fixed until late April, we pointed out to the organisers that it might be wise to find an alternative venue. Unfortunately it turnedoutthatamatch was scheduled on the desired day. Our Domestic Bursar did what he could to assist with finding another venue.”

HUMSoc plans to rearrange OxHoli for Sunday 11th October during Freshers’ Week. 

Oriel split over trans event

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Oriel College has voted against a motion to donate £100 towards bringing DarkMatter, a trans South Asian performance art duo, to Oxford as part of their tour.

The motion was one of three proposed at an open meeting last Sunday to request the release of more than £75 from the JCR budget, and as such had to be voted on by an online poll. The motion was defeated with 86 votes against, and 16 votes for.

The motion’s defeat by such a wide margin caused disappointment and anger amongst some Oriel students. Speaking about why he believes the motion was defeated, the proposer of the motion, who wished to remain anonymous, told Cherwell, “The reasons people have given are that they did not have enough information about where exactly the money was going, that there were three simultaneous requests for money from the JCR and people started worrying about the budget (an unfounded worry, since it is my understanding that we are currently well under budget for the year), and that people did not feel it was relevant to them.

“My suspicion is that it was largely the latter, which may seem an innocuous enough reason at first glance, but the fact is that the minorities to whom this would be relevant (queer/trans people and people of colour) are those whose voices are disproportionately overlooked at Oxford and in the wider world.

“It would seem petty, for example, if I were to refuse money to an event primarily for the benefit of Chemists simply because it’s not relevant to me as an Modern Languages student, but it’s so much worse than mere pettiness when oppressed minorities are denied the funding to access things that are central to their liberation; regardless of intention, it can end up feeling like an attack on our right to be here.

“It is interesting to me that Oriel is the only college so far to have turned down the motion, and especially by such a high margin. This is the main reason why I felt let down by the JCR’s decision, because – whether or not this actually is the case – it implies that there is something different about how Oriel viewed the matter, since they were given word-for-word the same motion as the other colleges.”

Kit Owens, Oriel’s JCR President, explained to Cherwell, “I will not presume to know the reasons why JCR members who took part in the poll voted the way they did but being present in the meeting, there was definite concern from some members over the vagueness of the motion. I would also like to take this opportunity to reaffirm Oriel JCR’s commitment to LGBTQ liberation. We successfully campaigned to fly the Pride flag from the college flagpole and have given at least £119 to LGBTQ causes in the past academic year, supporting Oxford Pride and the work of our LGBTQ Rep.”

WomCam Officer Aliya Yule told Cherwell, “It’s very disappointing that Oriel has voted not to support DarkMatter coming to Oxford. It’s rare that we get an opportunity to give a platform at our University to voices that are constantly side-lined in our curriculum, and in society.” 

Uni Parks in murder search

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Oxford was the scene of a large-scale police operation over the Bank Holiday weekend as around 100 officers searched for a man suspected of killing three people in Didcot.

The body of Jed Allen, 21, was discovered by two members of the public in a wooded area next to a cycle path off Marston Ferry Road shortly before 5pm on Monday 25th May.

Allen had been sought by the police following the discovery of the bodies of his mother, Janet Jordan, her six-year-old daughter Derrin, and her partner Philip Howard, 44, at an address in Vicarage Road, Didcot, on Saturday evening. All three had suffered fatal stab wounds.

Police later recovered a knife, believed to be the murder weapon, from the scene. Officers are not looking for anyone else in connection with the murders, and an inquest will be opened in due course.

The head of thames Valley Police’s Major Crime Unit, Det Supt. Chris Ward, said in a statement, “My condolences go out to the families and loved-ones of Janet Jordon, Philip Howard and Derrin Jordon. We have specially trained officers with the families and we will continue to support them at this extremely difficult time.

“I would like to thank the public for all their help during this investigation, as well as their patience while we have been carrying out searches across Oxfordshire. I would especially like to thank the residents of Didcot who have cooperated with the police during this tragic period.”

University Parks were closed to the public on Sunday as part of the police search. A police helicopter was seen hovering over the area, whilst officers undertook searches inside the 70-acre site. Some of the police officers were wearing riot gear or being assisted by sniffer dogs. Armed officers were also sighted at the parks. The site reopened to the public on Monday morning. 

Police were also seen searching the grounds of Lady Margaret Hall on Sunday. A second-year LMH student told Cherwell, “It all suddenly felt a bit more real when I saw two armed police and a porter walk past my window. I didn’t feel nearly as safe after that.”

On the day when Allen’s body was discovered, Merton students were playing cricket in the Merton Recreation Grounds close to where the body was found. Charlie Atkins, a second-year Mertonian, commented, “We were playing cricket in a field just across from the where they supposedly found Allen. The helicopter was very close by, but I didn’t really sense what was happening at the time.

“Looking back, it’s pretty eerie to think how close it all was. These awful things don’t normally happen so close to home.”

Another Merton student and Oxford native, Charles Graham, told Cherwell, “I was walking my dogs on Wolfson College land, and walked into the line of eight or so police officers, all with guns, and some others with police dogs.

“They said I could continue on my walk as long as my dogs were on their leads, and said I had to go behind the police line – so I was allowed to walk my dogs back towards University Parks.

“A helicopter stayed above us all the way during our walk, until we returned to our car.”

Allen is believed to have moved from Didcot to Oxford on Saturday evening.

Police had not previously searched the area off Marston Ferry Road where Allen’s body was found.

OUSU for free Wednesday afternoons

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A motion was passed by the OUSU Council’s 5th Week meeting on Wednesday 27th May in favour of setting aside time on Wednesday afternoons for students to pursue extra-curricular activities.

The policy was proposed by Louis Trup and called for Wednesday afternoons to remain free from any mandatory course commitments.

This would allow students “the opportunity to take part in extra-curricular activities”. The motion proposed that these might include taught and research courses.

The motion began by mentioning OUSU’s previous adoption of this policy, “OUSU once had policy in support of having Wednesday afternoons free for course commitments for students”.

This referenced OUSU’s last affiliation with the idea of free Wednesday afternoons which ended in Michaelmas of 2003. This was because the motion lapsed when no one campaigned in favour of it.

Louis Trup, OUSU President and proposer of the policy, told Cherwell, “I’m proud to be bringing this motion alongside the legend that is Hector Bagley. Wednesday afternoons are free in other universities, and it certainly enhances the student experience.

“It allows for more people to get involved with extra-curricular activities like sport, which I believe can only be a good thing. That is why I think it should be OUSU policy.”

During the meeting he also defended his motion, saying it would “give us more choice”. He also said that students shouldn’t be forced into doing things by timetabling, concluding that “it’s a start to bringing about change”.

OUSU’s return to this policy was sparked by a meeting between the President and the University’s Sports Strategic Sub-Committee, where the issue was raised.

Wednesday was suggested as suitable because it is the day many national universities choose to allow students time to pursue extra-curricular activities.

It is also the day that the majority British Universities and Colleges Sport (BUCS) league matches take place in many sports.

When asked whether he thought he was representing students’ wishes, Trup responded by citing OUSU’s role as representing students. The agenda for the meeting concedes, “as OUSU has no policy on this, OUSU’s representative, Louis trup, could only speculate as to what students want”.

First-year English and French student Emma Millington commented, “The idea of having delegated time where you’re not working is quite radical and could benefit students’ physical and mental health. I have two and half hours of French class on Wednesdays when I would like to go to our college’s Zumba class.”

However, she highlighted how the motion may be short sighted in its understanding of the logistics behind the way the university creates its timetables.

She said, “If the class wasn’t in the evening it would clash with some English contact hours.”

This debate comes in the wake of calls for a reading week, which so far have remained unanswered.