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The price of pantomime

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There’s only one thing on at the Oxford Playhouse main stage between Friday 29 November  Sunday 12 January: the pantomime of Robin Hood. As any student will tell you, three week run in Oxford is a long time  most other plays at the theatre are given a week at most. Take, as a comparison, the OP’s exclusive showing of Alan Ayckbourne’s trio of new plays – in spite of being a household name, the playwright has been allotted a measly six days in February.

Clearly they’re expecting a surge in ticket sales for Robin Hood, in spite of the hefty increase in prices to as mich as £24.50. January’s theatre “staple” of Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, which contains just as much cross dressing and sly jokes as any decent pantomime, makes a nod to students with more friendly £11 tickets. Of course, lots of Oxford students won’t be in residence over Christmas – perhaps the annual pantomime is a sign that the OP is abandoning all us “urban arts eclectics” (as the British Arts Council so delightfully calls one small segment of the arts-engaged population), and turning its attentions to a wider audience.

Pantomime is often praised for bringing in audiences who might not go to the theatre at other times of the year.  Celebrity appearances are heavily advertied to pull in the festive troops. David Hasselhoff performs in Cinderella at the Bristol Hippodrome; Jo Brand is a genie in Aladdin at the New Wimbolden Theatre; Ray Quinn of X Factor and Dancing on Ice fame will appear as Peter Pan in the Liverpool Empire Theatre (perhaps an overly optimistic perception of his percieved popularity, given the venue seats 2,350 people.)

The other joy of pantomimes, often over-egged by the single enthusiastic family member responsible for whole rows of audiences, is that every show can be enjoyed “by all the family”. Combining traditional plots, two-dimensional characters and some magic-wand-based innuendos means there’s something for everyone – you’ll have an audience as well-mixed and beautifully rounded as a Christmas pudding.

Let’s not pretend that’s always the case, however. If you’re going to be shelling out more than £60 for four people of an evening, which you would have to to see, for example, Cinderella at the New Vic this year, you might be rather more tempted to ditch the theatre and have night in with the brandy butter. But price aside, the point of pantomime is accessiblity and, like Classic FM, gets some stick for this. It’s not “proper” theatre, if “proper” theatre disseminates some deep and meaningful Universal Message. Nobody dies in pantomime. Nobody soliloquises. Instead, in a long tradition of farce and stock characters which came from Italian travelling companies via Victorian theatre to be embedded in our most nostalgic and rose-tinted associations of childhood Christmases, people play around and have a good time. Generally they marry. Sometimes they throw sweets. It’s hardly a subtle critique of Stanislavski and the fourth wall, but it keeps the kiddies happy.

So if inclusivity is the one great thing about pantomimes, the reason it sweeps disproportionately through theatres in December and sends “urban arts electics” running for the hills, let us at least demonstrate some real levelling skills and bring the prices crashing down with the curtain. Then we might at last have some truly universal theatre.

 

 

Cherwell’s cultural Christmas cracker

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Beyond El Dorado: Power and Gold in Ancient Columbia – British Museum

The latest exhibition at the British Museum explores and explains the rich culture of the Columbians before the Spanish invasion in the sixteenth century. In Columbia, gold was not used for money; instead it had great symbolic meaning, and was thought to facilitate all kinds of social and spiritual transformations. The artworks are highly wrought as making such beautiful objects required vast amounts of skill. In my humble opinion, gold was the best gift the Three Kings gave Jesus. Frankincense and myrrh smell weird and are seriously overrated. If you have a similar love for the shiny stuff, this one is for you.

The Ocean at the End of the Lane – Neil Gaiman

It may not be our most optimistic offering but there’s something Christmassy in its mix of childlike fantasy and adult fear. This is a 21st century fairytale. Gaiman’s delicate prose is told from the view point of a child but sinister dread and darkness undercut the whole novel and mean that this is a book for adults and children alike; perfect for all of us who like to think of ourselves as both.

Art Turning Left – Tate Liverpool

If you feel like a bit more education, head to Liverpool. I like it when exhibitions aren’t just about the paintings in front of you, and when you get to find out how other aspects of culture influenced the production of art. This exhibition is a fantastic example of how it can be done successfully. It examines how left-wing values have informed the production of art since 1789. This is a thematic exhibition which spans a vast amount of history from art in the French Revolution through William Morris and the Guerrilla Girls to Goldin and Senneby. Don’t be put off by the similarity to an Oxford term, but you will learn a lot in a very short space of time.

The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P – Adelle Waldman

Waldman regales the love affairs of a young idealistic writer living in Brooklyn. Nathaniel spends many lonely years as a struggling artist with little romantic success. But when he finds himself with a lucrative book deal and a swathe of females giving him attention, what is he to do with them all? Treat them awfully, it appears. Waldman exposes the wonders and weaknesses in psyche of the intellectual male. For Oxford students, it hits close to home. Girls – it teaches you a lot. Boys – it reveals all your secrets.

 The Luminaries – Eleanor Catton

There is one word for this book: big. There’s no doubt about it, it’s a lengthy monster and one which is currently sitting unopened on my bedside table. But it won this year’s Man Booker prize and everyone who has read it says it’s a masterpiece. It is the must-read of the season and will definitely fill up any spare hours you have to while away in front of the fire. Once I’ve spent the whole vacation reading it, you’ll get a review.

Telling the truth about Nelson Mandela

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Nelson Mandela was the closest thing the world had to a secular saint. His life story, of suffering honourably and nobly for his cause and his eventual vindication and redemption plays out like the story of a great Christian martyr. After his election, a South African Newspaper ran a front page interview with him with the banner “MANDELA: I’M NOT THE MESSIAH”. One would have that thought this goes without saying, but that didn’t stop both The Telegraph‘s chief political commentator, and Nigel Farage calling him one of the only men who can be compared to Jesus.

Mandela was blessed with a seemingly inhuman power of forgiveness and a presence that sparkled with vigour, determination and wisdom. He endured unimaginable personal and political suffering and never stopped fighting for the end of an ugly, evil system. When asked about dying in an interview with Time, he said with a faint smile, “men come and men go.” It seems he faced even death with the utmost stoicism and dignity.

Every politician of note anywhere in the world, especially on the political right has showered him with praise, perhaps hoping that this would confer a modicum of his saintly aura upon them. Some, David Cameron being a prime example, desperately try to bury any allegation that when Mandela was fighting his great struggle, their sympathies lay on the wrong side of history.

But behind the plaster saint, there is a more complicated, darker and much more interesting Mandela; a man no less heroic, but a flawed man, whose attitude to questions such as violence, inequality, wealth and power are much more contradictory than recent commemorations suggest. His legacy in South Africa is mixed; while the scourge of legal apartheid has been eradicated, apartheid itself has not ended. Peter Oborne, in one of the most fawning obituaries, wrote of the transition from apartheid: “historians will debate for ever why everything went so wonderfully right.” He is very wrong.

The economic and social apartheid, the most toxic legacy of white nationalist governments remains as strong as ever. Whites make up only 9% of the population, yet own 70% of all land, are five times more likely than blacks to go into higher education, and earn an average of six times the amount. Black unemployment has more than doubled since 1991, to 46%, and life expectancy has fallen by nine years since 1994, largely due to the AID’s epidemic. The New York Times has veiled this legacy, by saying “while a saintly figure abroad lost some lustre at home as he strained to hold together a divided populace and to turn a fractious liberation movement into a credible government.”

When Mandela came to power in South Africa’s first democratic elections, his program was one dedicated to combating entrenched inequality, nationalising important businesses and giving shares to blacks who had been legally barred, as well as a comprehensive program of land reform to restore land to blacks who had literally had it stolen from them. However, Mandela, despite being nominally a socialist and having lived the life of an ascetic, was largely in awe of the power and glamour associated with the very rich. He was unabashed about taking party donations from any rich industry tycoon who wished to associate their name with his sainthood. He publicly supported regimes such as Suharto’s in Indonesia, which had provided the ANC with funds during its years of struggle, despite the fact that it was carrying out a near genocide in Indonesia. Rather than take measures which could have structurally reduced inequality, Mandela’s administration followed the advice of the World Bank and the IMF to sharply liberalize the economy in the hopes that wealth would “trickle down,” but as any cursory glance at the statistics of South Africa will show you, this was merely snake oil. Despite nearly 20 years of steady economic growth, wealth has merely consolidated into the hands of a few and the rampant inequality in South African society has grown unabated.

Mandela’s governments other tragic failure was its inability to deal with South Africa’s greatest crisis since the rise of apartheid, the beginning of the AIDS epidemic. Edwin Cameron, a South African Supreme Court judge and the first major figure in the administration to publicly admit they were HIV positive, described him as having virtually no time in his agenda to consider the AIDS epidemic. “’He, more than anyone else, could have reached into the minds and behaviour of young people” said Cameron. A message from Mandela, a man of saint-like, in some ways almost god-like, stature, would have been effective. He didn’t do it. The first time Mandela even mentioned it in public was in 2007, by which time infection rates had grown to nearly 10% of the country, and even then it was in Switzerland. In loving condemnation, Cameron stated “I think the seductions of international adulation reached the human fallibility of this wonderful man.” Mandela’s successor, Thabo Mbeki, moved from inaction to crazed lunacy by declaring, with a fringe group of pseudoscientists that HIV was not the cause of AIDS and turned away offers of freely provided anti-retrovirals. One in particular, Neverapine, could have greatly reduced the rate of mother to infant transmission during childbirth, was rejected almost entirely. A Harvard study later blamed the South African administration for causing approximately 330,000 deaths.

Whatever judgement history finally makes on Mandela, it will be hard to see his time in executive office with the anything of the rosiness in which his imprisonment in Robben Island is portrayed; an imprisonment where he was a great symbol for justice, but held little power. Nor should it be forgotten that the transition to apartheid was hardly of all his own doing. Without the now forgotten F.W. de Klerk, an Afrikaner Gorbachev who realised that apartheid had no moral or political credibility to speak of, and was willing to lead a peaceful transition in partnership with Mandela, it is unlikely that the White nationalist regime would have given over power as peacefully. If not for de Klerk, the anti-Apartheid struggle could have continued for far longer.

He was notorious for failings in his personal life as well. Confidants and family record that he showed scant kindness towards his children, one of them remarking that “sometimes a child must simply accept that a parent’s love does not exist.” He was reportedly deeply in love with his wife Winnie Mandela; but that led him to endorse her policy of neck lacing, an infamous South African method of torture where a tire full of gasoline is tied around a victim and lit so they burn to death. His political friendships, with men such as Muamar Gaddaffi, Fidel Castro or Suharto hardly show that he was always on the side of those fighting for justice and against tyranny. Then again, with Reagan and Thatcher holding the shared belief the apartheid regime was an important bulwark against Communism, and publicly labelling him a terrorist, perhaps it is easy to forgive him for taking the friends he could get.

In the end then, are we left with a Mandela who is more of a symbol for a better world? I would argue his symbolism is one of the most important gifts he gave the South African people. It was because of his legendary stature in the African resistance movement that he was seen as a figure that could negotiate on behalf of the disenfranchised black majority, with the Apartheid government. It was because of the symbolism of his forgiveness that he was able to set an example that steered South Africa away from the bloody racial war that so many had been predicting. And it was because of his symbolism as such a hero that he was able to have the formerly boycotted South Africa return to the family of nations. Most importantly, it gave him the ability to be a unifying figure and convince a country, plagued by so many years of bitterness, to follow him. He used his symbolism to great effect, never letting bitterness or anger taint his public image, lest the illusion vanish, and with it his power.

Look at any great man or woman of history, and you will likely be disappointed by a dark side that has been quietly ignored. Martin Luther King was a womanizer who plagiarized his doctoral thesis. The great theorist of liberty, Thomas Jefferson, was a slave owner. Gandhi was a desperately religious fanatic. Your favourite writer or artist of history will undoubtedly have held some kind of sinister prejudice; my own, George Orwell was for his part deeply homophobic. All our great heroes have feet of clay. Yet this does not mean we have to do without their heroic writing, courage, oratory or leadership. History will vindicate Nelson Mandela, but whether as a heroic or a tragic figure remains to be seen.

Carter leads Blues to fourth win in a row

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A foggy morning gave way to a brisk, but dry, afternoon which was perfect for a winter’s day of rugby. Although the Oxford U-21s lost bravely to their cantabrian counterparts, the blues team stormed to a 33-15 win despite a controversial red card for last year’s hero, scrum-half Samson Egerton.

The game began with a taste of the dominance that the Oxford forwards would enjoy throughout, but Cambridge initially dealt with the Dark Blues well, and raced into a 7-0 lead thanks to a Nick Jones try which was duly converted by fly-half Donald Stevens. 

Oxford’s talismanic captain John Carter responded though, bundling over at the end of a powerful drive from all eight Oxonian forwards. Unfortunately for those of an Oxford persuasion though, the conversion was missed by number 10 Jonathan Hudson, who struggled early on to find his range, hitting the post on this occasion. 

A penalty for the tabs was then followed by a wonderful break from Henry Lamont which left the score at 10-10, and then Hudson knocked over a penalty to finally edge the Oxford side in front as the teams went into half-time.

The second half began at an electric pace, with Egerton breaking through in to ground in the corner and put some daylight between the teams. Hudson made a tricky conversion, and at 20-10 up, it seemed as though the Oxford pack had laid the foundations for the team to pull away. 

Minutes after this try however, the referee spent a seemingly interminable amount of time deliberating an infraction at a ruck. Controversially, his deliberation ended as he called Egerton over and sent him to the stands for what was officially described as “interfering with the face of an opponent.” The first red card ever shown in this fixture was always going to provoke a reaction, and fascinatingly it was the fourteen men who stepped up, camping out in the Cambridge half as we edged towards the last quarter of the game. 

The pressure told as hooker Nick Gardner scored, and then after a consolation try from prop Toby May, two more penalties from Hudson put the game beyond the light blues as the game drew to a close. 

Man of the match went to the imperious, and seemingly ageless, Oxford captain Carter, and all eyes are now looking forward to next year and asking whether the boys from Iffley can possibly make it an historic five-in-a-row. 

Teams:

OURFC: Taylor; Hughes, Janney, Turner, Lamont; Hudson, Egerton; Anderson, Gardner, Williams, Rickner, Rowlands, A Jones, Harris, Carter.

Replacements: Heathcote, Wisson, Macdonald, Reeson-Price, MacGilchrist, Shorthose, Macdonald, Doe.

The Tabs: May; N Jones, C Morrison, Cook, Murdoch; Stevens, Peck; Briggs, Pascoe, Sanders, Annett, J Baker, Mather, Smith, Farmer.

Replacements: Calvert, Yeeles, Alderson, Viljoen, O’Sullivan, Tullie, Abraham, Boyd-Moss.

Here are a selection of tweets from the @CherwellSport account which live-tweeted the game:

 

Mandela’s legacy: how should students respond?

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Nelson Mandela’s dead, and I don’t really know how I’m meant to feel about it. I’m not sad; he lived to 95 which would be impressive even if he hadn’t spent 27 years in prison. I could celebrate his legacy, like world leaders did at his memorial on Tuesday – but I’m not sure that’s appropriate either. So, as is my inclination when my emotions are undetermined and confused, I’ve decided to get angry. Nelson Mandela’s death, like the death of Margaret Thatcher earlier this year, reminds me that the Millennial Generation is like the youngest sibling at the dinner table – jealous of all they missed out on because they were born too late. We look back at the social and political upheaval of the 20th century, and fail to see that our own times are just as important, and that there are still things to fight and struggle for.

Take Wadham College’s famous JCR Motion, which requires that ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ be played at the end of every bop. At first glance this seems uplifting. It is a reminder of a great cause that Oxford students fought for (or if you were a member of the Federation of Conservative Students, fought against). It demonstrates a past of student activism and political engagement, and yet there is something unsettling about it: It feels like nothing has moved forward. The JCR president at the time, Simon Milner, is quoted on the Wadham College website as saying, ‘Then [1987], the motion was for the song to be played until Mandela was freed.” Playing the song was an act of protest, intended to show solidarity with the ANC. There is nothing wrong with continuing to play the song after Mandela’s release, in celebration of his freedom and the end of apartheid, but when the only JCR motion that takes on a political cause is 23 years out of date, I start to question the student body’s convictions.

The largest student protest in the UK in the 21st century was in 2010, and it was against the tuition fee hike. Though Oxford students might feel these protests were unsuccessful, as they still face £9,000 annual tuition fees, they did convince the Welsh Assembly to oppose the rise. When students come together they can do a great deal to influence public opinion. If students had no political sway, then the hard-liners in the Communist Party would not have suppressed the Tiananmen Square protests with such violence. It seems outrageous then that in the last 13 years our largest protest has been against a hike in the amount we have to pay for education. Not the illegal invasion of Iraq, not the destruction of the welfare state, not Israeli settlements in occupied territory, not the occupation of Tibet which has resulted in the self-immolation of Tibetan monks, not the persecution of the LGBT community in Russia, but the rise in tuition fees was the only thing that stirred the students of this country to action. Even Oxford students who went out in Michaelmas to support the walk out of Academic staff managed to distort the protest and turn it into a discussion of Hamilton’s proposal to further increase tuition fees.

I realise that this is perhaps the left-wing counterpart to Tory musings on the good old days of cricket on the village green, but what happened to the fire that was in the bellies of the Wadham JCR in 1987? Of course, you’ll say it was a silly thing. And in terms of impact on people’s lives playing Free Nelson Mandela was negligible, but it did succeed in politicising one of Oxford’s frivolous traditions: the bop. I’m not saying that now we are all apolitical, amoral, bastards. Look at St Anne’s recent motion, which mandates that the JCR lobby the college to pay all its employees the living wage. This is admirable, and shows that the alliance between workers and students lives on. But it deals with a national issue only on a college level. Why aren’t we all marching for the implementation of a living wage nationwide?

On Thursday, Wadham celebrated Nelson Mandela’s life by gathering in the Front Quad and singing ‘Free Nelson Mandela’, as they paired up and climbed on each other’s shoulders (what they call ‘Mandelaing’.) I can’t help but look at this and feel worried. It is fine to celebrate his life, and remember the impact he had on your college’s history. But I see in Mandela’s death an opportunity. I hope the people ‘Mandelaing’ were thinking of what they could learn from the man whose name they verbalised. I hope people across the University realise the power they wield as students, and will think hard about what political causes their JCRs could take on. I know I will be.

England responsible for own fate in Brazil

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In the wake of the World Cup draw – which saw England put into a group with Uruguay, Costa Rica and Italy – the overwhelming response has been negative. From pundits and fans alike, the consensus is that England are going to get stuffed this summer in Brazil. A whole host of excuses are already being manufactured for England’s expected failure. The long distance that England must travel to play their game against Italy in Manaus, combined with the appalling weather conditions for football – 80% humidity and average temperatures of above 30°c – and a tough group are the most prominent in a battery of defeatism.

However, none of these are good reasons for failure. Let us firstly examine the most prominent reason suggested for failure: the strength, or perceived strength of the other teams in England’s group. Uruguay, with a resurgent Luis Suarez, and Italy, with players like Ballotelli and Pirlo are supposedly too good for England.  This is hardly realistic. In England’s last meeting with Italy, with Pirlo in the form of his life, England still managed to grind out a 0-0 draw, and went out on penalties. Uruguay, we would expect England to beat or at the worst draw with and realistically England should beat Costa Rica. This analysis, which I feel is harsh to England, gives us four points; often enough to qualify in second place from the group. This also does not take into account upsets for other teams. Italy will also worry about Uruguay. Realistically, England have an excellent chance of qualification. It is not necessary to avoid defeat in the group; Spain lost their first game to Switzerland in 2010, and yet were deserved champions. England are good enough to qualify from this group, even if they do come second, and in all likelihood only grind out the points that they do get.

They are also not in the toughest group. Group G, with Germany, Ghana, Portugal and the USA is in my opinion the true “Group of Death”, with one of the two indisputed greats of the current era playing for Portugal, and one of the favourites to win the tournament in Germany, along with previous quarter finalists Ghana, and the USA, who get stronger every year. The bottom line is that the “minnows” of every group are no longer a guaranteed three points for any team; the World Cup is getting tougher and England need to improve in response.

The weather and travel are also said to be nails in England’s coffin. From their base in Rio, England must travel 1777 miles, to play a game in high temperatures. However, things are much the same for Italy in terms of travel, and the conditions for the match are exactly the same for both teams. Furthermore, if there is one team in the world who it would be good to play in the heat, it is Italy. Their slower, more cautious style of play is far less wearing to defend against than Spain or Germany, who would monopolise possession and force England to run. Without the ball against Italy, England can sit back against their own box, defending in depth, something not possible against the Germans or the Spaniards, who are far better at unlocking packed defences. Indeed, the Italians, whilst better at keeping the ball than England, also tend to drop back when not in possession, and will put little pressure on England in their own half, as they demonstrated against Spain and Germany in 2012.

Both teams will have to deal with the heat, which will make for a less intense match. It has been said that the heat will favour Italy. However, all of the England squad have played abroad, on pre-season tours to hot countries, and are therefore not unused to football in the heat.  The humidity, which is far more difficult to play in, will be new to both teams; nowhere in Italy can compete with this kind of tropical humidity. If anything, in the one match where England are in all likelihood the genuinely weaker team, having conditions designed to kill skilful, attacking football might be a blessing. Had any game where England needed three points been played in Manaus, we would have to worry. Comfortingly, the must-win games against Costa Rica and Uruguay are in relatively normal conditions. The weather and travel are therefore not excuses.

I do not want to suggest that England will win the World Cup. England would have to perform far better than recent performances to be in with a chance of winning the whole tournament. But the general tone of the debate is that England are doomed because they are playing robust, talented teams in the group stage, in tough conditions. This does not stand up. Of course we are playing tough teams – it’s the World Cup. To get anywhere in the World Cup you have to beat tough teams. If that starts in the group, so be it. In recent years, England have failed to build a winning mentality. It has always been the ref, the conditions, or the wrongful red card – anything but the fact that the team does not perform well enough to beat the best in the world. We need to face the fact that to be the best, you have to beat the best. If we are serious about progressing into the latter stages of the World Cup, this group should be looked at as a chance to put out one good team, and put the other into a less favourable draw, conditions and travel times be damned. However, any problems with our draw are of our own making- players who do not have the technical ability to keep possession in the heat, and a lack of strength in depth to make us true contenders for the World Cup.

The fact that playing conditions and opposition like Uruguay are causing concern are symptoms of a general malaise, and will not be the true cause of England’s downfall. If we do not qualify from the group, or if we do not win the World Cup – which I doubt England will – the reason will be because England are not good enough to win.

 

Rugby’s Southern Hemisphere still dominate the Home Nations

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This year’s autumn internationals saw the Home Nations yet again fail to assert their dominance over the Southern Hemisphere’s big three of South Africa, Australia and New Zealand. Whilst managing only one win out of eight against the former Tri-Nations – that win being England’s somewhat scratchy performance against Australia – there are some promising signs for the Home Nations, yet all will recognise that there is a lot to be done before the World Cup in 2015.

England’s 20-13 victory over Australia marked the only victory against one of the Southern Hemisphere giants, yet it was by no means the best performance by England, let alone by one of the Home Nations. More promising for England in fact was the rough improvement of their performances throughout the series. Despite a patchy and error strewn second-half against Argentina offsetting what had been a confident and dominant first half, England’s performance against New Zealand showed real improvement as they dominated possession and territory with 62% and 60% respectively. They were physical at the breakdown and played parts of the game with real pace.

However, with regard to New Zealand, it was Ireland who produced arguably the best rugby by any Home Nation. Leading 22-17 right until the last play, it was Ryan Crotty’s converted try in the last minute of the game that left Ireland despairing. Yet they proved that New Zealand, despite winning every single test this year, are not untouchable and indeed they were clearly rattled by the Irish, as they were at times during their victory over England.

This match also demonstrated the potential that Ireland can realise when all of their players perform and combine at their best, as they do so regularly for their provincial sides. In particular O’Brien’s supremacy over McCaw at the breakdown is momentous for world rugby and gives the indication that perhaps New Zealand’s golden pair of Carter and McCaw are beginning to fade. Nevertheless, whilst New Zealand may now be seen as not wholly invincible, the fact that they scored 17 unanswered points in the second half to secure victory confirms the fact that they remain by far the best side in world rugby.

The biggest disappointment of the autumn lies with the Welsh team and their continuing inadequacy against southern hemisphere opposition. At this point in time the Welsh side are the best in the Northern Hemisphere, demonstrated not least by the instrumental role of Welsh players in the Lions tour this year. The team is settled and the likes of Adam Jones, Sam Warburton and George North are world class, such as that even at this relatively early stage the Welsh are in good shape for the World Cup in 2015. However, they suffer from a chronic inability to beat the big southern hemisphere teams and under Gatland they have lost 22 out of 23 fixtures against the former tri-nations sides. The performance against Australia was inspired in defeat and a fantastic attacking display, yet in order to push on they need to be able to quash the quick flowing attacking play that the likes of Quade Cooper will bring in 2015.

At this point in time it is only England that have the confidence and grit to grind out a win against one of the southern hemisphere giants and perhaps Wales should follow their example and have more arrogance in their ability. England have the bones of a good team with young players such as Joe Launchbury, who scored two tries in the series, asserting themselves in the side. However, what this series has highlighted is that the persistent problem concerning England’s midfield is still ongoing. Losing to New Zealand despite dominating both territory and possession is indicative of a chronic lack of attacking flair. Joel Tomkins was not able to prove himself as a clear-cut choice at centre and whilst the return of Manu Tuilagi from injury next year will help matters, England need to develop a certain and threatening centre pairing.

If they cannot score tries then they will not threaten the likes of New Zealand, or even more pertinently they will fail to defeat the Welsh, who know their attritional style of play all too well and who will be in the same group come 2015. Owen Farrell also needs to stand flatter, in order to give the English backs more go-forward. Whilst his kicking game is very strong, some appearances for more attacking fly halves such as Freddie Burns may see the English backline become more of a threat.

All in all, the Autumn Internationals have seen the Irish play atrociously against Australia and at their very best against New Zealand. If they turn out as they did against the All Blacks then they may finally be able to realise the potential of a strong squad of players. England will have found signs of encouragement in their performances but they did not at any point match the quality shown in beating New Zealand last year and the attacking inadequacy of their backline needs addressing. Wales on the other hand, despite currently being the best Home Nations side, desperately need to remedy their bad form against southern hemisphere teams in order to be truly world class. A World Cup win for the home nations in 2015 is by no means impossible, but on the evidence of the most recent Autumn internationals it remains an improbability.

What does ‘cool’ mean?

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The discussion of what it is to be cool is one that has doubtless been had over and over again. However, through some freak of circumstance I, despite my self-avowed predilection for wasting time by reading about pop culture, have never encountered any of these discussions. So I decided there might be some value in a completely fresh approach to the topic.

When we were young, the cool kids were the ones who were good at sport, and the ones who messed around in class. Some might take the second example to indicate that being cool is disobeying authority. This would be consistent with many other examples of what seems to be stereotypically cool: smoking and drinking aged fifteen, taking drugs and putting up posters on the walls of your rented house using blu-tak even though you know it stains them. However, it is more helpful to take the two examples in conjunction and say that being cool is being different, standing out. After all, murder isn’t cool, no matter how much you like GTA (and I really like GTA) and nor is most crime that has an easily perceivable victim.

But being different isn’t always cool, either. What if you stand out from everyone else by being the only person you know who doesn’t flush the toilet? That’s not cool, man. Being cool has to be standing out for the right reasons. But how can we define the right reasons? It can’t be the reasons which are socially acceptable, because being cool isn’t really supposed to be socially acceptable. Nor, obviously, can it be the reasons which aren’t socially acceptable.

All this confusion could easily give rise to a defeatist attitude which would claim that ‘cool’ is completely subjective and therefore beyond definition. But we could say that the word ‘good’ is subjective depending on our attitude and yet still have an idea of what the word actually means. What makes someone cool is a matter of subjectivity, but the act of being cool is still basically constant. Being cool is always, in every situation, standing out for the right reasons, but we want a more distinct definition.

Perhaps the most pertinent point that I realized about halfway through thinking about this column was that it definitely isn’t cool to write a column wondering what ‘cool’ means. By extension, it isn’t cool to try to be cool. Obviously. Some might take this even further, and say that it isn’t cool to try period. This is really just a clumsy Hollywood stereotype, though. Think of Dave Grohl on stage. He’s trying pretty fucking hard. And he’s pretty fucking cool. Sorry, Dave Grohl and the F word sort of come hand in hand. So maybe, I thought, being cool is being good at things. But still there are exceptions. Being really good at analyzing themes in Petronius’ Cena Trimalchionis, as I would like to be, is not cool.

So if ‘cool’ is something we want to be, but to which we are forbidden from aspiring, perhaps definition is impossible. Not only is ‘cool’ a subjective adjective but it also a subjective concept; it has become too intrinsic a part of our culture for us to even understand what it means any more.

Letter from Cowley

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My year away takes place in an area steeped in culture; from the Roman road on the Eastern frontier to the conveniently placed KFC, my new home is a fascinating and bustling region with lots to be explored. Yet I have become accustomed to the pitying looks of my fellow students when I reveal where I live: “How do you commute?” “Is it safe?” and “WHY?” are frequent, concerned questions thrown at me. I should like to take this opportunity to dispel some myths about living in Cowley, from cuisine to climate, language to locals.

When I say there is a lot to be explored around my new home, I pretty much exclusively mean restaurants. Cowley Road is home to fifty three restaurants, cafés and takeaways that I pass on the fifteen minute walk to my house. Cowley hosts Nepalese cuisine, an American diner, a Nando’s and a sushi bar, so we’re unlikely to go hungry. The area also boasts a wide variety of hairdressers and not one but two questionable-looking ‘adult shops’ (yet to be explored). We might not have a Topshop or the gorgeous architecture of the city centre, but we’ve got a lot of food, good hair and interesting… personal lives. The climate here is cold, particularly when your housemates don’t know how to turn the thermostat on. People walk around in huge (and often shiny) jackets, although it is unknown to me whether they are protecting against the cold or indulging the latest fashions. We tend to commute to places within the city centre for a more temperate and affordable experience, as heating is expensive.

The culture in Cowley came as a massive surprise to me; the Polish supermarket offers a variety of what I assume are Polish foods, and if you’re less adventurous, Tesco has a section for exciting-looking foods from far away as well. But it’s not all about food; we also have a Bangladesh Islamic Centre and Mosque and a Methodist Church, going some way towards illustrating the ethnically diverse population to which Cowley is home. Not content with being figuratively colourful, many of the buildings on the main Cowley Road are adorned with bright and beautiful graffiti art, displaying the wealth of talent that the area has to offer. Cowley is a large contributor to Oxford’s music scene, with venues such as the O2 Academy Oxford and the Art Bar, where events such as Jazz Nights, Itchy Feet and a Chas and Dave performance entertain and enrich us. Finally, we host the annual Cowley Road Carnival featuring music, dancers, ethnic cuisine and a parade which generally attracts around 20,000 people. 

The locals are different to those you find walking down Turl Street in their red corduroy trousers of a Sunday even- ing; they shout and they ignore all forms of road safety (cycling can be treacher- ous), but they’re living real lives. I think this may be the thing I value most from my year ‘abroad’; whilst I’m cramming my head full of abstract philosophical ideas, these people are learning life les- sons. In bursting the ‘Oxford bubble’, Cowley has given me a sense of how peo- ple actually live, and what I’m going to be plunged into when I take off my sub fusc and enter the real world.

The sense of community in Cowley is quite a rare phenomenon; residents are more than willing to give up their time to work in the many charity shops or volunteer at the local children’s hospice, our neighbours let us climb over their wall when we’re locked out, and people just generally do nice stuff for one another. People are politically active and are respectful of one another’s culture; people are proud to live here, and now I am too.

So, how do I commute? Grudgingly, on a bike, in the rain, avoiding thousands of buses. Is it safe? It doesn’t offer the warm fuzzy feeling that your college can provide you with, but it’s no less safe than any other of Oxford’s suburbs in reality. And why? I moved here because it’s cheaper and we found a nice house, but I’ve gained so much more than a double bed and some savings. Cowley has offered me some insight into life post-University, the chance to try new things (still haven’t braved the sushi though) and a small amount of experience in living a real life, and it’s one that I’d recommend to anyone who doesn’t mind cleaning their own kitchen.

Love,

Abby

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Interview – MS MR

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Lizzy Plapinger and Max Hershenow, the two parts of New York alternative pop duo MS MR, begin our interview by combining forces to open a beer for me without the aid of a bottle opener, efforts which are much appreciated. They’re here in Oxford on a European tour to promote their debut album, Secondhand Rapture, a work of artistic genius and musical beauty. With comparisons to superstars like Florence & the Machine and Lana Del Rey flying around, great things appear to be in store for these so-called noir pop artists. I have the honour of welcoming the pair to our city for the first time ever, and Lizzy admits she “expected Oxford to be pretty posh”, though Max notes that they “went to a university quite similar to this in that it’s old and castley”. He is referring to Vassar College, where they met in 2007, a university recently named the most selective liberal arts college in the US.

Their artistic education has shone through all of their music endeavours up to this point, with the duo showing impressive creativity over the release of their album, particularly with regard to technology. The band gathered a lot of hype on Tumblr, and are well-known for their progressive approach to social media, though Lizzy says “I don’t think we’re doing anything revolutionary that any other person hasn’t done or couldn’t do.” One thing that’s especially notable about MS MR’s development and creative ideal is the impressive use of visuals so consistent within the band’s work. Alongside the album, they released a set of visual accompaniments called Secondhand Captures. These include weird and wonderful cartoons, artfully-shot films packed full of metaphor and surrealist sets of abstract images. Lizzy explains the motivation behind this unusual approach to music videos, saying that “sometimes, the music becomes the background to the image but you want the music to drive the image.”

“I think a lot about the context that I listen to music in”, says Max, explaining his desire “to control that environment and to place the music in the context that we wanted to place it in”. He mentions that music these days is mostly consumed via computer screen, and via internet, and both Lizzy and Max agree that music in general is moving towards a more online medium. Lizzy seems excited by this, enthusing about how “the two worlds have never been so seamlessly and importantly alike now, given the context that we consume music in”.

They keep coming back to that word, “context”, and it’s clear that they have both given great thought to the overall conception of their music and themselves as artists. Maybe this is because of the unusual way in which their music came to light. As Lizzy explains, before the band was formed she owned (and still owns) a music label, and had never made any music before, while this is Max’s first musical project as well. “There’s something unique about hearing the first few songs a band have created. Most musicians are making music when they’re 12 or 13. They get their first batch of material out, they learn from their mistakes, they reinvent their sound and take a couple of years to settle into it.”

It’s so refreshing to find in MS MR a band with such an honest, intelligent and well-informed conception of themselves, as well as a hit-filled debut album and the potential to make brilliant music for years to come. What’s more, Lizzy tells me that “everyone’s invited along for the entire ride with us. People have seen where we’ve started and they’ll see where we end. I think it’s going to be an incredible journey.”