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Tommy Robinson’s Oxford Union appearance cancelled

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The president of the Oxford Union, Parit Wacharasindhu, wrote an email to Robinson informing him of the decision. The email stated, “Unfortunately, as we are a student society running on a budget based on student membership, we will be unable to cover the significant security costs that would be required to host you as a speaker.”

Robinson, real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon, responded via Twitter, saying, “Oxford union bows to threat of violence #freespeech”. Although he provided no specific details, Robinson said that he would have provided his own security but that the Union had wanted a “ring of steel”.

Despite Robinson’s response, Wacharasindhu defended the Union’s decision. He told Cherwell, “As we stated publicly in July, the Oxford Union would only be able to issue a formal invitation to Mr Robinson to address us at our debate on patriotism if security concerns were resolved.

“The Oxford Union firmly defends the basic principles of free speech and debate, but if and only if we can guarantee the safety of our members, our guest speakers and the Oxford community.”

Robinson was first approached by the Union in June, when a Tweet was sent to him by a member of the Secretary’s Committee. The Tweet read that the Oxford Union “would love to host you [Robinson] as a speaker”, to which Robinson responded, “dm me your number.”

However, the invite proved controversial at the time. Tom Rutland, the president of Oxford University Student Union, said that, “invites should never be extended to those who threaten the safety of our students and community”. He added that he was “pleased” that Robinson’s invitation had been withdrawn.

Robinson, who has been branded a “fascist” in the past, set up the EDL in 2009. The organisation protests against “radical Islam”. Marches and protests by the EDL are often met with counter-protests and have resulted in dozens of arrests. Robinson himself has been arrested on several occasions, most recently on 7 September when an EDL demonstration in Tower Hamlets attracted hundreds of anti-fascist demonstrators.

Robinson was arrested and charged with ‘not adhering to the conditions of the march and inciting others to do the same’. He is due to appear in a magistrates’ court on 22 October.

Review: Houghton Revisited

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The return of Robert Walpole’s art collection to his stately home Houghton Hall in King’s Lynn has been one of this summer’s most hotly anticipated exhibitions – so much so that it even appeared in Cherwell’s Top 5 Recommended. I would, however, like to apologise for including it in that article. After seeing it for myself, I am forced to disagree with a whole host of other reviews and call it a disappointment.

I’m not writing a critical review for the sake of looking like a supercilious student trying to demonstrate how she can think differently from the establishment. I was honestly, simply, unimpressed. This was partly to do with the excitement generated by the press. In its opening few months the exhibition received rave reviews from all sides – Brian Sewell, for example, called it “an achievement without precedent, a marvel, a wonder to behold.”  The story behind the exhibition is fascinating, albeit one I have been forced to bolster from other sources (yes, Wikipedia) and not from the literature given at the site itself. The guide to the works was clumsy and horribly overwritten; being uninformative is the exhibition’s main failing.

Prime Minister Robert Walpole’s personal art collection was one of the greatest of the 18th century. Following in the footsteps of pre-regicide collecting giants such as Buckingham, Arundel and Charles I, art-collecting in the early years of the restoration was an intensely fashionable pursuit, and one of the best ways to display wealth and taste. In the early 1700s Walpole spent over £200,000 on baroque masterpieces and asked Whitehall architect William Kent to design the Palladian monstrosity Houghton Hall to house them. On his death, however, his family were left with huge debts and by 1779 they had been forced to sell the collection. Two hundred paintings were bought en masse by Catherine the Great for £40,550 and sailed to Russia, where they have remained ever since.

In 2010, however, whilst working at the Hermitage museum in St Petersburg, Thierry Morel, the curator of the exhibition, found plans mapping how the paintings were hung in each room of Houghton Hall. Gathering together a huge team and vast amounts of financial and intellectual sponsorship, Morel negotiated the loan and re-hanging of the collection in their original positions. Most of the paintings are taken from the Hermitage but some from the other 400 paintings have also been borrowed.

This had the potential to be one of the most fascinating exhibitions in recent years. Not only is the collection filled with beautiful and important works of art but the story of their initial acquisition and subsequent sale could give us vast amounts of information about the 18th century art market. Why was it that Walpole went for the grandiose and the baroque? Was it personal taste or political motivation? Who saw the paintings when they were displayed? From whom did he buy them originally? Why, when it was sold, was there so little an appetite for the collection in Britain? But none of these questions are addressed.

As a spectator, it seems that you are there to merely point, stare and coo. Wow, a Rembrandt! Gosh, a Velazquez! And now I’ll go and eat an over-priced cream tea, comfortable among other middle-class pseudo-intellectuals. Exhibitions which neither demand any thought nor answer any questions about the production and acquisition of art are for the Victorians. Yes, we might still want to see fine examples of craftsmanship but you’ve got to give us more, tell us more. Admiration is much more fun when it’s accompanied by in-depth analysis. This exhibition had an enormous amount of money thrown at it by sponsors; it would have cost hardly anything to write a better and more detailed guide and to answer some of the questions that it tantalisingly dangles in front of us. 

Houghton Revisited is showing at Houghton Hall, Norfolk til 24th November. Student tickets £12.50.  

Oxford scraps postgrad ‘wealth test’

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Following a legal challenge by a student who has sued St Hugh’s College for discrimination against the poor, postgraduate students will no longer be required to provide financial evidence that they can cover the costs of living during the first year of their graduate programme.

Applicants to study for a postgraduate degree were previously obliged to show that they had the funds to cover £12,900 a year in living costs, in addition to the costs of tuition and college fees. Under the new ‘financial declaration’, students need only give their ‘assurance’ that they are ‘able and willing’ to meet their living costs throughout the duration of their course.

Earlier this year, 27-year-old Damien Shannon launched a legal challenge against St Hugh’s, where he was offered a place to study an MSc in Economic and Social History. In his legal papers, it was claimed that ‘the effect of the financial conditions of entry is to select students on the basis of wealth, and to exclude those not in possession of it.’

While St Hugh’s had initially intended to contest the case, the dispute with Shannon was settled out of court in March of this year. Shannon is scheduled to commence his course in October.

Although the financial declaration at Oxford has changed, the monetary barrier to pursuing postgraduate study still applies to a number of students.

While 41% of new graduates at Oxford last year had full or partial scholarship funding, many are still self-financed, both at Oxford and in the rest of the UK. A 2009 survey by the NUS of taught postgraduate students across the UK found that 66.9% of them were entirely self-funded.

Furthermore, Oxford students are encouraged to take on only minimal amounts of part-time work during the course of their degrees. The paid work guidelines for Oxford graduate students recommend that full-time graduates on taught courses ‘do not undertake more than 8 hours’ paid work each week while studying.’

A spokesperson for the University of Oxford told Cherwell, “The financial declaration aims to ensure that students are fully aware of the expected fees and living costs associated with their graduate study at Oxford, and is still intended to prevent students dropping out during their course, which is in the interest of both the welfare of individual students and of the institution.”

Eve Worth, a Brasenose postgraduate student who completed her Master’s degree this year, said, “The spirit of this change is undoubtedly positive, but I think it would be wrong to assume that this will significantly widen access.

“The problem remains that many students find it incredibly difficult to afford a Master’s programme and it is even harder than at other universities to take on part time work to finance study- both because the Master’s here are more intense (9 months instead of 12) and the university restricts the ability of students to undertake significant amounts of paid work.”

She added, “The fundamental problem remains that there is generally not enough funding for postgraduate students in the UK.”

Hundreds of university employees on zero hour contracts

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An investigation by the Universities and Colleges Union has revealed that 83 teaching staff and 122 ‘academic related’ staff are on the controversial contracts in the university.

The report found that across the UK, 24,427 academic staff are employed on the contracts, in over half of higher education institutions. According to data from the Higher Education Standards Authority, this constitutes 12% of all academic staff.

The UCU investigation concluded, “For staff, zero-hour contracts present huge drawbacks in comparison to permanent regular work: there is no guaranteed level of regular earnings that provides any certainty over meeting bills or planning for the future… In short, zero-hour contracts are not compatible with developing a professional workforce delivering quality services.”

Simon Renton, President of UCU, commented further, “Our findings shine a light on the murky world of casualisation in further and higher education. Their widespread use is the unacceptable underbelly of our colleges and universities.”

He continued, “For far too many people, it is simply a case of exploitation.”

Zero-hour contracts hire staff with no guarantee of work or a wage, instead depending on workers being called to work on a short term basis. They have been criticised for giving no stability to employees, but advocates argue they are necessary to give employers flexibility.

An Oxford University spokesperson defended the use of the contracts, which are officially described as “variable hours contracts”. They told Cherwell, “Many of those listed on variable hours contracts also have permanent contracts, to which the variable hours contract is merely an addition, so the variable hours contracts is not their primary contract of employment with the University.

“Variable hours contracts are full University contracts of employment that may be permanent or fixed duration. Variable hours contracts are used when it is not possible to predict the number of hours of work available.”

The revelations about Oxford’s use of zero hour contracts come amidst growing debate about their use. The Office for National Statistics claims that 250,000 people are on the contracts, although many claim that this is an underestimate.

Labour MP Tom Watson recently called for a ban on the contracts, arguing, “If employers want to be that flexible with wages then they must realise workers can’t be. They can’t be flexible with shopping bills, rent and mortgage payments.” Andy Burnham, the shadow health secretary, has also said Ed Miliband should “go further” in his emphasis on a living wage, and promise to ban zero-hour contracts.

In August, the business secretary Vince Cable launched a review into the use of zero-hour contracts, suggesting that “at one end of the market” they can be “exploitative.”

Oxford students had a mixed response to the use of the contracts in the university. One St Hilda’s undergraduate said, “It is outrageous that a university with resources like ours can fail to give waged work to so many people.”

However, one second year PPEist commented, “Unemployment is a serious problem and zero hour contracts free up employers hands to quickly and efficiently hire those who perhaps would otherwise be out of a job.”

Review: Burial Rites

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On the 12th of January 1830, Agnes Magnusdottir and an accomplice were executed for murder – the last people to receive capital punishment in Iceland’s history. This relatively obscure piece of trivia is the subject of Hannah Kent’s brilliantly evocative novel Burial Rites, the 27 year-old’s much-talked about début. Plunged into a time and place unfamiliar to most readers, we follow convicted murderer Agnes as she spends the last months before her inevitable demise working as a maid in the home of a local government official. I briefly wondered at the plausibility of a convicted murderer being kept in a family home before remembering that, of course, it is all true – and therein lies the strength of this novel, skillfully blending fact and fiction to heighten its emotional impact.

Burial Rites emerged from the creative component of Kent’s doctorate thesis, and its academic genesis is plainly visible in the way it is littered with historical documents collated from the archives in Reykjavik. At first this technique seems clumsy – three different narrative voices crammed into the opening pages did not bode well – but its effectiveness soon becomes clear. The apparently disembodied voice of Agnes comes to the fore and converges with the narrative proper: skillfully incorporating letters and documents, Kent uses each thread to toy with our perception of the situation and of Agnes’ character.

Though the semi-factual nature of the novel means the ending is clear before the book is even begun, what is so effective is the way Kent subtly shapes the reader’s reaction to the inevitable – from an initial state of skeptical disinterest I suddenly found myself invested in Agnes’ fate, not sure when or how I had become so involved in the character.

Kent is a skilled story-teller, although occasionally let down by the quality of her prose. She is at her best when reflecting the sparse Icelandic countryside, and similes rooted in the local environment are a nice touch – but forays into lyricism tend to lapse into cliché. Though it becomes less obtrusive as the novel goes on, Kent’s style at first seems overly self-conscious, with ideas shoe-horned into her characters’ thoughts resulting in many jarring moments in an otherwise naturalistic depiction.

These quibbles aside, the overall impression is the evocation of a sinister, close-knit community; the almost imperceptible blending of fact and fiction; and the sense that one is bound up in the protagonist’s fate. Kent’s prose may lack the subtlety and polish of more experienced writers, but this is clearly a promising début. 

Kent’s novel is published by Picador and is available here.

Academic Inequality is the Result of Sexism

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Cherwell’s coverage of Mike Nicholson’s recent comments about gender has rightly called him out – his words were unfair and sexist. He suggested that men do better at exams because they take more risks than women. However, the focus on gender inequality in admissions tests obscures a frustrating reality of sexism in the academic world once students get to Oxford.

Whilst, even with problematic tests like the TSA being used, there are no differences in intelligence level at admissions, Oxford ends up having a massive gender gap at finals. 32% of men get firsts in their undergraduate degrees, but only 25% of women do, a discrepancy replicated for students on one-year masters courses. OUSU’s work with the university has shown (unsurprisingly) that this does not reflect any difference in academic ability. Men and women are not any more able than each other, but something about the Oxford system results in women underperforming in their exams.

Some try to explain this by ‘common sense’ approaches to gender, for example:

Myth 1: women tend to be more restrained in their opinions and try to show the benefit of each side of the argument whereas men write stronger conclusions. This is false. Studies of Oxford undergraduates show that this is simply an expectation that women are more passive and balanced which is not reflected in real life.

Myth 2: women, by virtue of menstruation, are more likely to be uncomfortable in exams and thus will underperform at finals. This is bullshit. Beyond being a mindset that erases the experiences of trans* people, whose biological ability to menstruate has no relation at all to their gender identity, PMS is totally disproven as something that affects a significant number of women, and totally has no indication of finals results. (Do email me at [email protected] for a full list of disproven myths or any other information.)

What is interesting about the finals gap is that it is a problem specific to Oxford and Cambridge. Other universities in the UK do not have this problem. So what is it about these traditional, prestigious institutions that prevents women from reaching the highest levels of success?

What does merit further investigation is the fact that women’s academic self-confidence drops markedly in their first year, and that this lack of academic confidence correlates with lower exam scores. So what causes this? The finals gap is a phenomenon that started in the 80s, after the mixing of the colleges. There is something about the traditional environment of Oxford which causes women to feel less comfortable than men. The performances necessary to fit in here are not ones which include the ways that women have been socialised to act.

The finals gap is more pronounced in humanities, but other divisions have their own problems. Largely, this is very high levels of academic attrition. At each level, within academia, there are fewer and fewer women. This is a difference aspect of academic inequality, but once again, women are losing out.

Sexism, both within and beyond Oxford, makes being a graduate woman in the sciences really difficult. For example, there are particularly high levels of harassment, which becomes more problematic because of the really high amounts of lab hours people require for academic research. This is why it disproportionately affects graduate women in sciences. The structure is hierarchical, so problems with Principal Investigators (the head of each lab) are rarely brought up, because upsetting seniors in this structure can ruin a graduate’s career options. Graduates also work at a level of specialism where there is no-one else that could supervise their thesis, so harassment levels can get really intense. Lack of government support for graduates means that they are also really tied to their sources of funding. Most won’t let students take a more than a year out of academia or move university. This can really limit the options for women being harassed – they aren’t in a position to go elsewhere, so they either have to put up with the situation of just leave.

The underrepresentation of women in sciences results in an absence of role models for young women in science. Locally and globally, we celebrate very few women scientists. Part of this is caused by women’s complete lack of access to science in the past, but it is also partially caused by conscious choices on the part of teachers, tutors and the media to ignore and erase women’s contributions to science now. This lack of role models means that it is more difficult for women to see themselves as successful scientists at Oxford, and will have fewer examples of women who have navigated a sexist system (for example, where women are still criticised for having both children and a career in ways where men are not) and yet still been able to rise to the top.

Whilst this is a depressing situation, I believe that there are ways forward. We need more female role models, symbolic inclusion in places like the exam schools, awareness of implicit bias of tutors, and initiatives like Athena SWAN that promote women in science. More than that, staff and academics at Oxford, including Mike Nicholson, need to take women’s exclusion seriously, or risk falling behind the rest of the academic world for one half of their students.

Lincoln purchases £5.7 million High Street property

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Lincoln College has completed the latest step in its project to expand city-centre student accommodation, acquiring the highly coveted property of 120-121 High Street.

The 19th century grade II listed building, located on the corner of High Street and Alfred Street, is currently occupied by NatWest and Coutts bank. Both businesses are expected to remain open and operational, whilst a vacant 8,100sqft extension to the rear of the building is redeveloped as accommodation for Lincoln students.

Whilst the exact value of the property deal has not been officially disclosed, Lincoln College have reportedly spent almost £5.7 million on acquiring the building. Competition for the property is believed to have been fierce since the address was originally listed in 2012 with an advertised price of £4.5 million.

Lincoln confirmed their successful purchase of the property early last week, after two rounds of bidding behind closed doors. NatWest and Coutts bank, the current tenants, are expected to lease the street-side portion of the 21,000sqft property from the college.

Tim Knowles, Lincoln College bursar, said, “The current tenants will remain there for the foreseeable future. Our original expectation was that we would convert it into student accommodation, and that still remains the most likely outcome… It is probably reasonable to say that the college has been looking at that building for some considerable time and we were keen to acquire it. It completes the college’s ownership of that block on High Street.”

Other recent acquisitions by Lincoln include existing student accommodation on Walton Street. In light of this, Mr Knowles said that the college is drawing up plans to ensure it did not end up with an accommodation surplus, saying that “we are considering a number of other options. It makes commercial sense for us to buy the building.”

A decision on the fate of the property is expected to be made in the next few months, whilst any potential refurbishment is intended to be completed by the end of this year.

Rachel Jeal, Lincoln JCR President, spoke to Cherwell about the plans for redevelopment. She said, “It is a valuable asset for the college and may provide future opportunities for Lincoln as well as granting another level of flexibility regarding both accommodation and teaching space.

“Whilst at present everyone in the JCR who desires accommodation can be housed in college-owned accommodation, the NatWest building may be a valuable asset in order to house more post-graduates, allowing Lincoln to create a greater sense of a college community.”

Could new legislation cripple OUSU?

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Today the Transparency of Lobbying, Non Party Campaigning and Trade Union Administration Bill goes to Parliament, as of course you already know.

The lengthy title and the highlighting of the word ‘transparency’ probably mean you are fairly bored but on the whole positive about this piece of prospective legislation at the moment: maybe you hope that it might represent Nick Clegg finally coming good on a promise to the electorate and cleaning up politics. If you’re a member of the Labour party, or a sympathiser, you might expect it to curb some of what you see as the egregious power, exercised through backroom lobbying, of Unite and the other big trade unions.

In reality, this law is a disaster. The statutory body that will be empowered to administer it, the Electoral Commission, has called it ‘impossible to enforce’, and Parliament’s own Political & Constitutional Reform Committee is seething because it is scheduled to host the consultation on this issue on the very same day the government introduces its bill. Our local MP, Andrew Smith, has called it ‘profoundly undemocratic’.

Why does one more piece of poorly written and rushed legislation matter, in a news cycle dominated by the unimaginable suffering of the people of Syria? This new law deserves your attention, Oxford student, because, believe it or not, it has the potential seriously to undermine the work of your student union. Under the new law, any expenditure by OUSU that could potentially be seen as relating to politics will have to be approved through a cumbersome process that will be administratively cripping for such a small organisation.

Of course OUSU shouldn’t be party political, and despite what some mutter in the back room of the KA, it isn’t. It must, though, engage with current political issues: as OUSU’s sabbatical offers go into bat for an increase in student support and bursary money from the University in Michaelmas, they must take into account, and use in their arguments, major events that have disproportionately affected students: the economic crisis means more people’s parents are less able to offer any financial support, and that vacation work is harder to get hold of; the increase in tuition fees could continue to have long term affects on access work; and the reduction in government financial support for higher education is, as you would expect, tightening budgets across the University. 

All these changes are political. They are covered by the new law-to-be. If OUSU wants, as it surely must, to raise awareness about this campaign among Oxford students; if it wants to involve Oxford students in its campaigning to make sure that the University spends as much as is humanly possible on securing the financial means for any student who is offered a place to take that place up and complete their course, then it will have to spend precious resources, both the time of sabbatical officers and the hard-won extra money granted by the University this year, on the ‘significant new burdens’ (again from the Electoral Commission) of form-filling and box-ticking this law requires.

Many Oxford students, often for very valid reasons, are suspicious of OUSU. In this case, though, if we don’t speak up and try and prevent the passage of this horror-story-bill, we will stymie any chance of really effective campaigning that could deliver more money to help the poorest of our fellow students. Such a failure to act would be negligent in the extreme, and in a University constantly under attack as a citadel of the posh and the privileged, a Student Union equipped to campaign for fair and generous student finance is a key weapon: we must not lose it. Write to your MP. Tweet. Blog. Act. Save OUSU’s ability to campaign for students.

Review: Leeds Festival

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Leeds festival (and its sister at Reading) is the most no-nonsense, and down to earth of the UK festival scene. Held every year in the spacious grounds of Bramham park on August bank holiday weekend, it hosts 3 days of acts, mostly falling into the ‘alt-rock’ genre, but managing to incorporate also punk, metal, rap, dance, dubstep, and folk. No tepees/yurts/glamping are to be found here – it’s all about the music and the mud. Some of my Oxford friends did sneer when I told them I would be attending – “only teenage emos go to Leeds”. Yet it offers a grown up and full festival experience that it can rightfully brag about. This was my experience of it this August:

The Acts:

Leeds/Reading offered an excellent and typically diverse line-up this year, possibly inferior only to Glastonbury (in my opinion). The headliners were Eminem, Green Day and Biffy Clyro – thus spanning rap, pop-punk and prog metal on the main stage.

All managed to put on a show that captivated the audience each night. Biffy Clyro put on a visually stimulating performance, complete with pyrotechnics and a gigantic tree. Green Day really managed to connect with the audience, and must be commended for playing a lengthy 2 1/2 hour show in the rain. Eminem’s very presence on the Sunday night sent the packed arena wild. 

Aside from these headliners, I went to see the Lumineers, Fall out Boy, Kodaline, Bastille, The 1975, White Lies, Jonny Marr, Imagine Dragons and Chase and Status. All more or less delivered as expected. I was particularly impressed with the Lumineers- Cellist Neyla Pekarek displayed excellent vocal talent on the Friday. I looked forward to Bastille (having played St Hughs Ball in 2012). I wasn’t disappointed. They were able to dramatically brighten up my hangover on the rainy Saturday afternoon, delivering a stirring and emotional rendition of ‘Pompeii’. I was also exceptionally pleased to see Jonny Marr playing some old Smiths songs. (Bigmouth strikes again was particularly commendable). That said, I did feel that Imagine Dragons fell a little flat on the Sunday afternoon. 

8/10

Drinking:

I won’t be drinking strongbow again. Prior to going down to Leeds I decided to buy 3 cases, seemingly a good idea at the time. By Saturday morning, nursing a terrible hangover, (and having shamefully performed the chunder dragon) I had thoroughly decided that it tasted at its best like stale vomit. The new ‘dark fruits’ version does not taste much better, resembling sickly Calpol.

That said the festival offered a very generous scheme whereby a plastic bag full of cans could be exchanged for a cup of Tuborg or Gaymers. “Workers Beer” appeared at the festival- a trade union initiative selling beer at an affordable price with funds used to campaign for workers rights. If alcohol by Saturday afternoon had begun to leave a stale taste in your mouth, there was a decent lemonade stand in the arena. 

6/10

Food:

When pot-noodles, cereal bars, and cans of cider drunk at breakfast no longer cut it, we hit the various food-stalls. There was much to choose from- fajita vans, pizza vans, pasta, ice cream, carveries and even an organic buffalo meat stall. Last year festival organizers offered patrons a free bacon sandwich. Unfortunately this was not to be repeated. Burger vans were to be found everywhere, including on our campsite. Sadly it was exceptionally dear, at about £5 a pop. One night I opted for a fajita stand to find it shockingly overpriced at £7, with oversized and unpalatable onions unceremoniously thrown in.

We were however, camped next to a wonderful crepe stall, that offered all manner of gooey crepes, liberally dowsed in nutella, (at a reasonable price) which went down a treat either as a warmer following a rainy evening in the arena, or as a hangover cure.

5/10

Toilets

Assessing a festival on its toilet facilities is like judging a fish on its ability to climb a tree. They weren’t pleasant. Most of us closed our eyes, gritted our teeth and got on with it. Some decided to bring their own toilet seats along with them (I’m not joking). Others decided it would be much better idea to defecate in a bin-bag and leave it on someone else’s tent or their own. The one positive is that I found “ A buller man would down that…” written above one toilet.

3/10

Weather

Not good at all. A Thunderstorm on the Thursday night, followed by torrential rain on the Saturday, which created torrential rivers of mud and took many tents with them, mostly the inferior pop-up tents (at about £30), which leaked in an instant. Moral of the story- invest in a good tent.

2/10

Other Entertainment

Leeds unlike some festivals allows its patrons to have small knee-high fires on campsite, and sells firewood and kindling on site. This is useful a) if you wish to warm yourself up on a night b) if your vision by nightime has become increasingly blurry due to alcohol consumption. A number of 5-a side football pitches were erected on site, which went down a treat. At night, following the last main acts, the silent disco and the outdoor ‘Piccadilly’ nightclub continued until 4AM, with DJs based in caravans in each campsite playing till about 6. Our campsite had a dubstep caravan which seemed to play the same song for hours and hours on end.

7/10

 

Fellow Festival goers

The great British public at a festival is something that all tourists in this country should see. It is a national institution. A typical example of how the British (particularly those from the North) behave at festivals was the gentleman who seeing that his tent had been flooded and defecated on overnight shrugged it off with: 

“eh, what’s a fella to do ? I’ll go for a greggs and I’ll be fine.”

There were many amusing sights to be seen over the weekend. A group of young men playing football in dresses. A bloke wearing only boxer shorts, covered head to toe in mud, describing his two years working in a bakery to a group of admiring girls. The same man appearing at every gig holding up a massive sign which proudly read ‘I need a shit’. A couple having sex on the ferris wheel.

We bonded with strangers easily. We could wander into any campsite, sit down, open a can, and start a conversation. You could shout out ‘Alan!’ anywhere, and you could guarantee someone would shout ‘Steve!’ in response. No-one would mind any ridiculously immature antics. Even getting hideously rat-arsed, arranging tinned spaghetti to look like penises, knocking over a gazebo, falling onto a tent and then being sick everywhere.

9/10

We Can Still Save Syria

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“Never again,” we like to tell ourselves, again and again. Looking back, we know Thomas Hardy was right to anticipate “all nations striving strong to make red war yet redder”; the so-called “war to end all wars”, beginning in 1914 with Gavrilo Princip’s bullet of the century, would not really end until 1991. Outlived as he was by the old men who sent him to die, Wilfred Owen’s glib submission “dulce et decorum est” should represent more than anything else the grim legacy our generation inherited from the 20th century. Our heroes showcase a grand hatred of war.

Except we see the world beyond through different spectacles. The student voice, which in the 1960s called on Britain to take a moral lead in the world, drops dead with apathy or sinks into “post-colonialist” hysteria whenever faced with foreign conflicts; the Labour Party has been mellowed by a populist sickness that chases after old Tory slogans; and Barack Obama, with his innocuous charm and Nobel Prize to think of, would rather pretend there is no war than bring it to an end.

The Arab world’s Franz Ferdinand moment was the self-immolation of Tunisian street vendor Mohamed Bouazizi in 2011. He would cause the downfall of four governments and two civil wars. In Syria, a refugee crisis unparalleled in modern times and a death toll perhaps matching a decade in Iraq shows no sign of abating; and our moral obligation to act has grown with every passing day in which we have excused ourselves from doing so.

Even if Iran, Russia and Syria’s neighbouring Arab governments hadn’t already turned the civil conflict into an international (and imperialist) war then it wouldn’t matter in the slightest. Chamberlain’s grisly dismissal of the “quarrel in a far away country between people of whom we know nothing”, with which he would justify his capitulation of the Czechoslovakian Sudetenland to Hitler in 1938, would be as feeble a defence against fascism as the paper on which “Peace for Our Time” was written. The attempt to absolve ourselves of the common allegiances human beings owe to one another is a twin terror, morally and pragmatically.

So if it would be “illegal” to assist our Syrian comrades then the auspices of international law are not worth the hearing. This week, many are remembering King’s prophetic dictum that “one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws”. To charge Putin and the Central Committee of the CPC with legal jurisdiction would be no less a farce than the proud “Anglo-Saxon” George Wallace, governor of Alabama, advising Kennedy on racial segregation. The UN’s failure to stop the wars in former Yugoslavia, its self-absolution of obligation in Rwanda, and the great negotiator Kofi Annan’s sleepwalk into the Darfur extermination can only point to two choices: the Security Council must either be democratised or be dismissed.

Those who agree with the moral imperative to intervene but who nonetheless remain sceptical of which road to take can be roughly summarised into: those awaiting the UN’s report on the attacks, those who know that jihadists are as bad as Assad, and those who believe that, given these variables, involving ourselves can only worsen the situation. All three concerns need to be chewed over – and spat out.

The first is irrelevant. If the rebels are responsible then chemical weapons are loose in a sectarian bloodbath. But if, as expected, Assad is indeed calling our bluff, then it’s worth remembering that the nadir of war criminality occurred quite some time ago as the exposure of torture chambers for “terrorists” – unarmed civilians and their children – by human rights groups has already revealed. Assad is simply becoming more promiscuous of his attraction to savagery. 

So whatever the case, annihilating a few weapons has little worth if the armed murderers remain in play. In the Spanish Civil War, George Orwell’s hatred of the Soviet forces did not choke his support for the Republican government. America is in a better position than he was then – it can fight both the regime and the clerical fascists who fantasise of replacing him. Britain’s resolution at the UN proposes “all necessary measures to protect civilians” which as a principle, though certain to be thrown out by Russia and China, is pretty strong: because it implicitly recognises that support for the opposition must be conditional on humanitarian essentials.

And, as policy-makers well know, a secular victory is not as mad as it seems. American cooperation with Turkey, Jordan and (possibly) Israel could enforce a no-fly zone to snuff out the last bases through which Assad gets his foreign supplies; it can provide better training and much more sophisticated equipment to the Jordanian-backed southern groups pushing against both the regime and al Qaeda affiliates. In the north, videos emerging of incredibly brave Syrian civilians standing up to jihadists are far from anomalous: five cities under the control of the Islamic State in the north have reported protests against their occupiers, their Sharia impositions more likely to horrify than convert.

The rise of the Nusra Front and Islamic State is a result of the collapse of the Syrian economy, upon which they have feasted, together with the total isolation of the FSA secularists when set against their religious rivals. Not only will bolstering the FSA encourage regime defections, but it might also lure back lost regiments. Vermin thrive in the dirt, just as fascists thrive in poverty; and to isolate the masters, you feed their slaves.

For socialists, the absolute midnight of the 20th century was said to be the Nazi-Soviet Pact of 1939, the moment when far left and right totalitarianism collaborated against the free world. It is difficult to be sure of the exact hour in Syria, only that it is not yet too late; but that the moderate opposition is shrinking every day – and that midnight is coming.