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Oh, that beautiful Oxford peculiarity: the crew-date. Picture the scene. Twenty or so of you are jammed around a table. Ladies, you’re inevitably sat next to the rugby player who is known as ‘fishy fingers’, smells like he still has his kit on underneath his shiny grey suit and has the utmost conviction that a blow by blow account of the time that he successfully converted a try from over the half-way line is the sure-fire method of getting himself laid.

Chaps, you might have agreed to have dinner with the Oxford Ladies’ Chess Society – surely hilarious irony, you reason. Sadly, you were wrong, and subsequently endure an evening of agonizing awkwardness. All too often at crew-dates, the Chat dies a long, drawnout and painful death.

 This is, of course, before the food even arrives. Delicacies on offer around Oxford’s various crew-dating establishments include anaemic curries, hardened blocks of rice and lone sausages swimming in oily pools of gravy. Fine dining this is not.

 Arguably, the only enjoyable element to the whole bizarre experience is the ‘banter’. Once you’ve been on six or seven crew-dates, you become very hardened to sconces. In the mile high club? Good for you. Sex up a tree? Great. Shat in your college chapel? Try a toilet next time.

It’s safe to say that the novelty of the crewdate can wear off with alarming rapidity. Inexplicably, however, crew-dates have monopolised Oxford communal eating. The notion of a meal, with people you actually like, and where there is no expectation for you to smile sweetly as someone tries to grope you – it seems to send people running for the hills.

Mercifully, we at Students Supporting Street Kids (SSSK) have a solution. We think that dinner parties are the way forward; better still, that they should be done for a worthy cause, for children around the world who need it most.

Why dinner parties? They’re a perfect excuse to both get together with mates and meet new people. They’re an opportunity to showcase your culinary expertise – or lack of – in the comfort of your own home, or substandard Oxford college accommodation. They’re obviously BYOB, so you can get happily boozed, but safe in the knowledge that your bank balance isn’t getting decimated. The list perpetuates.

Indeed, although we advocate dinner parties for charidee, we must concede that dinner parties by themselves are absolutely brilliant. Many declare them simply a staple of middle class life, forgetting that some of the most momentous occasions in history stem from dinner party chat. Jefferson strategically invited Madison and Hamilton to dine with him in 1790; their conversation shaped the formation of the US as we know it today. Surely one of the most sensationalised dinner parties has to be John F. Kennedy’s 45th birthday, where Marilyn’s sultry rendition of ‘Happy Birthday’ ensured that her and the President’s dirty little secret became immortalised in popular culture forever more. The influence of the dinner party stretches to the literary world: in 1816 Mary Shelley dined with some friends, and (allegedly with the help of some naughty narcotics) was challenged to produce the most horrifying story she could. She went and wrote Frankenstein – strong effort from her.

We’re not guaranteeing that if you host or attend a dinner party you will rewrite American history, have relations of any sort with the President of the United States or produce a stunning work of literature (although you never know, we’re not ruling it out, either.) What we can guarantee is that you will have a bloody good time.

Since we’ve hammered home the point how great and jubilant an event a dinner party – even better an SSSK one – would be, it’s probably beneficial to give some insight into the charity behind it all. Fundamentally, Students Supporting Street Kids aims to raise awareness about the plight of street children, funding projects that help alleviate the issues affecting them. Significantly, we view street kids as people with potential and something to give, rather than simply victims. Set up by students, it’s an organisation run wholly by volunteers; 100% of the money donated goes to the projects and non-governmental organisations that we work with. The fund-raising we do helps children throughout the world, in Africa, Asia and South America; for us, any young person who is in need of help is eligible for our support. So we really want to get some serious dollar raised and to send it out as soon as possible to children who are really, truly struggling.

Your donations make a tangible difference, as our SSSK Oxford branch head honcho discovered when she went out to see the work being done in Howrah, India, with the street kids. She stayed at the Boys Home, where 40 boys who had been separated from their parents – be that accidentally, or from running away, or from being orphaned – were thriving in the stable, protected environment. She encountered some pretty heart-wrenching stories: one boy’s father murdered his mother, leading to the child’s isolation, his joining of a gang and subsequent solvent addiction.

Sadly, his tale is not abnormal. It’s grim stuff, and its juxtaposition with our musings about dinner parties makes it all the worse. However, the point is this: the money raised from these dinner parties will go directly to alleviating some of the suffering of these street children. It’s definitely worth a shot.

Our proposal is very simple. We want you to get involved: host or attend a dinner party. Get a group of people together; we’ve found twelve hits the spot, but whatever works for you. As students, finding a location for your little soiree can be challenging; a house is obviously ideal, but if you’re in college accommodation, this can be a particular test of your creativity. This, however, should not obstruct the dinner party dream. Push desks together, sweet talk a friend into letting them use their house and that all-important table or even just sit on the floor with cushions.

Now for the critical part: if everyone puts in a tenner, brings their own booze, and you cook a three course meal for less than ten pounds a head, then voila – we have profit for SSSK. Believe it or not, we’ve managed to cook for three pounds a head. Think bruschetta, soup or tapas for starters. For the main course, perhaps big dishes of pasta, homemade burgers and wedges or risottos. Eton mess, brownies or banoffee pie would suffice nicely for puddings. These are merely suggestions that can be made surprisingly on the cheap and with relative ease – but the culinary world is your oyster.

If you need persuading further, take a look at our blog. On it is a handy collection of everything you might need to know to hold the parfait SSSK dinner party. If you’re stuck for what to cook, we’ve put together some quick and easy recipes for even the most incompetent cook. You can browse photos of previous SSSK dinner parties for inspiration about decoration, themes and the like: we’ve found that fairy lights are the key to dinner party ambience. On that note, if you do wine and dine some of your fellow Oxonians, we would be simply delighted if you could send them our way, meaning you can enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame on our blog.

To get the ball rolling, we’re attempting to coordinate a university-wide dinner party extravaganza on Sunday 12th May: we want as many people as possible to be partaking in dinner parties, hopefully with a shed-load of cash being raised for SSSK. If we have even ten dinner parties being held at various colleges throughout Oxford, with maybe £70 of profit being made from each, then that’s an incredibly decent £700 raised in only one night.

For any more information, drop us a line at [email protected], whilst you can see the blog at ssskdinnerparties.tumblr.

Good times for a good cause: join the dinner party revolution today. 

Oxford Islamic Studies Centre honoured by Turkish President

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The President of Turkey, Abdulah Gül, has held a dinner in Istanbul to honor and raise awareness of the work of the Oxford Islamic Studies Centre.

The centre, based in a prominent Islamic-style building with a minaret on the Marston road, also awards a prominent scholarship named after the
President. The Ê»Abdullah Gül Scholarshipʼ is granted to a Turkish academic every year to work as a guest lecturer within the centre.

Ê»We can demonstrate to the whole world our values such as conciliation and mutual understanding by lending our support for the center. For this, we should create something constructive and tangible for today’s youth and the next generations. This is a noble objective of which we will all be proudʼ, the President said in a speech to assembled Turkish dignitaries.

“The center has played an important part in the understanding of Islamic values in both West and the East and has experienced many firsts in its timeline,” Gül added, alluding to the fact that the centre was the first Islamic institution to be set up in the history of the University.

The Oxford Centre for Islamic Studies was established in 1985 to encourage scholarly research in Western languages on the topic of Islamic culture and the Islamic world. The Turkish state partly financed its construction and establishment, contributing money to construct the first quadrangle of the building.

President Gülʼs involvement with the centre is significant – he has been a member of the Board of Trustees since 2004 and in 2010 he delivered an address in Oxford entitled Ê»The Islamic World – Democracy and Developmentʼ.

Some students were sceptical about how relevant this was to their daily experience. “Iʼve never visited the centre and probably never will – is it right that some of our student fees have been poured into it?” asked a third year student from St. Hildaʼs.

Yet others could see the centreʼs benefit. “As a theology student studying Islam I really benefit from the research conducted in the Centre and think it is incredibly important that Western academia doesnʼt always confine itself to Western culture,” said Rhys Eden, a second-year Regentʼs student.

Other students were less impressed with the Presidentʼs announcement and would have preferred him to discuss other issues to do with the gap between East and West.

Will Obeney, a first year PPE student, said, “To be honest, Iʼm quite confused. As 1950s rock-and-roll group Ê»The Four Ladsʼ once pointed out: Ê»now itʼs Istanbul, not Constantinopleʼ – so perhaps I would have liked the President to clarify the issue for me. I am unable to look at maps without wondering about what the correct title of the city is.”

OED hunts for lost book

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The Oxford English Dictionary has appealed to the public to help track down a book from which almost 50 words are thought to have been sourced.

According to the New Yorker, the missing book, Meanderings of Memory, is cited as an early source for 49 words, including the adjective “chapelled” (meaning situated in a chapel).

The appeal, published on the OED website on 3rd May stated that “we have been unable to trace this title in library catalogues or text databases”. According to the website, the only evidence that could be found for the existence of the book was a single entry in a London bookseller’s catalogue dating from 1852. The author was listed as “Nightlark”.

Dan Selinger, a spokesperson for Oxford University Press, told Cherwell, “There are a range of theories as to why the book is proving difficult to trace. One is that the title was privately published – possibly because it was pornographic.”

So far the appeal has had some success. One online commenter provided an additional reference to the book in an 1845 auction catalogue. Selinger said that “this appeal has been one of our most popular so far, so we are hopeful that additional information will emerge in the days and weeks to come”. He continued, “There has been a huge amount of interest in this appeal”.

When asked what the consequences for the dictionary would be if the book could not be traced, Selinger stated “The quotations in the OED are evidence of the way a certain word has developed and been used down the years; it’s important that we can identify and date the source accurately”.

The Oxford English Dictionary has a long tradition of appealing to the public for assistance. In 1879, OED editor James Murray appealed to English-speaking readers to send in curious words that they came across to help with the development of the first edition. The challenge was taken up, not only by academics, but many laypeople.

One first-year English student, Nancy Jiang, told Cherwell, “The loss of this book might not turn out to be such a bad thing. In fact it might be quite a good thing because it will help the public to think about the history of our language”.

Alpaca and “excessive” garden party discussed at Magdalen

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Sunday’s Magdalen JCR meeting saw the decision taken both to spend £2,500 on a garden party at Magdalen, and the failure of a motion to buy an alpaca as a “means of relaxation.”

The decision to spend £2,500 on a garden party at Magdalen, passed unanimously but was later hailed as “excessive.”

The party, to be held on 1st June, follows last year’s Diamond Jubilee Garden Party, described in the motion for this year’s event, as “a stonking success.” However last year the Diamond Jubilee Garden Party’s organiser, Hamish Hunter told Cherwell that “the rarity of the event” was why it was “generally thought that it was worth celebrating the landmark in style. There was recognition that the Diamond Jubilee was a very special event and the Magdalen JCR should join the national and college celebrations.”

This year the budget has been raised by £300 to £2,500 in order to try and “allow all members of the college to enjoy the highest quality garden party in Oxford at minimal battel costs.”

Magdalen fresher Jack Barber commented, “The party will provide a good opportunity for students of all years to come together and have a good time.”
However, Elisabeth Brierley, a Magdalen student said, “Although the garden party is a good idea, especially as Magdalen isn’t having a ball, spending £2,500 seems a bit excessive. Surely, they could spend half the money on the garden party and spend the other half on a more worthy cause, like a hardship fund.”

In the same meeting a motion to buy an alpaca failed when concerns were raised about the real amiability of these animals.

The motion noted that “many members of the JCR would appreciate having an animal to pet or generally spend time with as a means of relaxation.”
Eden Bailey, the proposer, commented on the failure of the motion, “Some members of the JCR had personal experience with alpacas which was not as positive as my research had suggested so I am not entirely gutted (like a fish) that the motion did not pass… I hope that [Magdalen JCR members] were not fabricating information in order to foil my humble attempt to support student well-being.”

She further said, “I fully intend to continue my quest to improve welfare of students through nature but my next attempt at doing so will be even more heavily supported by research. There is hope yet. Perhaps in the form of terrapins.”

Gender-segregated talk in Oxford causes controversy

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A gender segregated talk on Monday caused concern among Oxford students.

The talk, entitled ‘Quran and Sunnah: The Final Revelation’ was held at the City Council-owned Asian Cultural centre. A poster circulated online read “Men and Women welcome – Fully Segregated”.

The talk was advertised online by the Interesting Talks in Oxford Facebook page. However, the advert caused concern among visitors to the Facebook group because of the  planned gender segregation of the event. Subsequently, the original poster withdrew the advert from the Facebook page. 

The Interesting Talks Oxford website is run by eight volunteers, six of whom are Oxford students. An ITO spokesperson said, “ITO does not condone or condemn the talks it lists on its website and calendar, but recognises that the content or arrangements of some talks may cause upset. We feel that it is important that all talks are listed so long as the information they provide is accurate and clear.”

DaruTawheed, a group which organises lectures and prayer groups for the Muslim community in Oxford, arranged the talk. A DaruTawheed spokesperson told Cherwell “The majority of our attendees feel that it is necessary to segregate between sexes because mixing between men and women is prohibited by Islamic legislation…due to our religious beliefs we won’t be able to offer this or offer partial segregation either.”

Earlier this year, a UCL society caused controversy by enforcing gender segregation during an “Islam or Atheism” debate. The Islamic group was subsequently banned by UCL’s governing body.

DaruTawheed is not a university-affiliated group, and the event did not take place on university premises.

Chiara Giovanni, a Magdalen student, commented, “I think it’s appropriate if everyone attending is absolutely fine with it, but I think as it’s not a prayer meeting but a seminar, full segregation is unnecessary.”

“Another key factor is how the segregation was enforced: side by side is fine, but relegating women to the back smacks very strongly of a gender hierarchy. As this is a rather niche event, I doubt the segregation will cause any problems and whether or not such division should be a factor of a social event at all is another question entirely”.

May the 4th not be with you, Tiddlywinkers!

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The Oxford University Tiddlywinks team faced a devastating defeat against Cambridge in the Varsity matchm on May 4th. The final score stood at 106 to 6. Eight pairs played four matches, but unfortunately the Oxford side did not manage to win a single one.

This defeat came as something of a shock to the Oxford Tiddlywinks team who had previously told Cherwell that “years of hard work have gone into this…undoubtedly the most prestigious Varsity competition.” Crawford Jamieson, an Oxford team member, offered a possible explanation for their defeat “The team suffered from some finger injuries. I myself forgot about how nail varnish can affect play.”

The effect proved most disastrous. Joe Price commented “What has been most devastating about the loss is that my family has disowned me. In my opinion their [Cambridge’s] win was a load of wink.”

Some have moved beyond mere bitterness towards their foes, to going off the sport altogether. Sonia Morland had a post-match epiphany: “So we lost quite badly, but at least taking part was fun- oh no wait- it wasn’t, turns out Tiddlywinks is a deadly dull sport”.

Certain members of the team are now said to be preparing to send a letter to Oxford University’s Vice-Chancellor, apologising for their defeat. They are blaming the loss on lack of funding for the sport by the University. Indeed, the quarter-blues the team claimed this year is not recognised by the official blues committee. The general apathy from the rest of the University is echoed in the statement of Nieaogeumbh Burns, a first-year student at New College: “I still don’t care about Tiddlywinks.”

The event was hosted at Exeter College, and the two teams together went for a pub lunch that day. The Cambridge University Tiddlywinks Club (CUTwC), in existence since 1955, likes to emphasise its boozing traditions, their official song is:

“The Tiddlywinks mats are soaked in port,                                                     And so are those who play the sport                                                      Tomato juice and such like drinks,                                                            Aren’t good enough for Tiddlywinks,                                                               And when we have won the cup,                                                                   It takes us weeks to sober up.”

It is a contrast to Oxford’s more traditional song, which begins:                 “And did those winks, in ancient time                                                              In yellow, red, blue and green.”

One Oxford team member commented when asked about the victory “It’salso worth noting that the Cambridge team actually cared.”

The 2011 Varsity match (where the final score stood 99-13 to Cambridge) led to the resignation of the Oxford captain, Daniel Lessing, due to pressure from the rest of the team. 

It remains to be seen what impact this year’s defeat will have on team dynamics.

Labour campaigners criticised at Jesus

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At Jesus College there have been complaints over the number of posters for Labour, during last week’s local election campaign. Students alleged that the poster dwarfed those of any other political party, and they were later removed.

During last year’s local council elections the local Labour candidate was invited into Jesus College to canvass votes room to room, a fact which “certainly annoyed a lot of people”, according to JCR President Andrew Rogers.

Rogers told Cherwell, “The role of the JCR is to be political, without being partisan.

“If you weren’t going to vote, or if you wanted to vote for someone else, you don’t want to think that your JCR is entirely pro-Labour.”

It was eventually agreed by the JCR committee that an equal number of posters, and a full list of candidates should be placed in the JCR and all of the college’s residential buildings.

Images of Jesus College’s conservatory windows, covered in Labour posters, were shared on the Facebook campaign page of University Park’s candidate Joe Ottaway.

The Hole Truth

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New research by Oxford University is trying to demonstrate how the mathematics underpinning Darwinian natural selection can be used to further our knowledge about black holes and the origins of the universe.

The Oxford-based team, which includes evolutionary theorist, Andy Gardner, and theoretical physicist, Joseph Conlon, have been working on a paper which builds on the ‘cosmological natural selection hypothesis’ – a theory first advanced in the 1990s which uses the mechanics of natural selection to explain the apparent ‘fine-tuning’ of the universe’s basic parameters.

Cosmological natural selection proposes that new universes are actually born inside black holes. This means that a ‘multiverse’ of many possible universes could be shaped by a process similar to natural selection so that successive generations of universes evolve to become better at making black holes.

Speaking to Cherwell, lead author Dr Gardner explained the significance of the
research: “The Standard Model of physics has 30 parameters, and the values of these parameters seem to be entirely arbitrary, but cosmologists have suggested that if they were even slightly different then the universe would not be able to support life.”

“For example, if the cosmological constant was very slightly higher or lower, then the universe would either have very quickly collapsed in on itself or else very quickly undergone a heat death, before stars and galaxies had a chance to form. Cosmological natural selection leads to the idea of the universe being adapted to produce black holes, and in order to have black holes you need stars, so that is one possible explanation for the apparent fine-tuning.”

The paper itself proposes that Price’s theorem – a basic equation from the science of evolutionary genetics – can capture the process of cosmological natural selection and explain how the universe seems ‘designed’ for the purpose of making black holes in the same way that a fish can appear ‘designed’ to swim or a bird can appear ‘designed’ to fly.

Speaking about his motivation for conducting the research, Dr Gardner said: “I’m an evolutionary biologist, and I’m interested in the fundamentals of how selection gives rise to adaptive design, so it was interesting to explore how the logic of Darwinism plays out in a non-biological medium. The idea that cosmological natural selection has led to the universe being designed to produce black holes had not previously been expressed in a way that evolutionary biologists would consider mathematically proper, and so this is
what the paper is doing.”

One second-year Hertford physicist commented on the research, saying
that: “Cosmological natural selection is a highly speculative topic.” Adding that: “Still, we should always be open about which avenues of investigation we decide to pursue. Some of our greatest discoveries in physics were only made after pushing a concept to its logical extreme.”

A report of the research is due to be published in the online journal Complexity
later this year.

Fire at Worcester

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A fire broke out in a student’s room at Worcester College early last Saturday, 4 May, causing extensive damage to the room and forcing the evacuation of the building for 90 minutes. 

The incident took place at 7.30 in the morning in the Ruskin building. A second  year student, who wishes to remain anonymous, was using her hairdryer when it caught fire. In panic, she dropped the flaming hairdryer onto her bed, which then also caught fire.  

Students from the Ruskin building were evacuated for 90 minutes. Upon their return, a pervasive smell of smoke is said to have lingered. The student’s room where the fire began was “completely soot-coated” and her mattress was reduced to just its springs. No other rooms suffered damage.

It remains unclear when, or if, the student will be able to move back into her room this term, and how much of her possessions are recoverable.  

While most students evacuated Ruskin quickly, one student took five minutes to emerge “in a dressing gown reading a book” assumedly thinking that it was a false alarm. He was subsequently told off by the porters. 

The Ruskin building is one of Worcester‘s newer accommodation blocks, having been built in 2007.  

Worcester College did not respond to requests for comment. 

Wadham "zero-tolerance" rule defeats opposition

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An attempt to repeal Wadham’s recent “zero tolerance” motion concerning sexual harassment failed in the Wadham Student Union. Proposed by Luke Buckley and seconded by Charlotte Goodman, the new motion failed by 51 votes to 38.

The original motion encourages the Wadham SU to “To implement a Zero Tolerance policy for all bops, Wadstock and Queerfest.” The policy will entail suspected perpetrators of sexual harassment or assault being immediately ejected from the premises by security staff. In addition to this, a record will be kept of any alleged perpetrator who has been ejected and this will then be sent to college harassment officers.

The motion also specified that the “Zero Tolerance” policy must be advertised at the events and in relevant handbooks. The policy stated that “ignorance of this policy will not be considered a valid defence” and “there are no exceptions to these rules.” This initial motion passed with approximately two thirds of the student vote.

Speaking out against this policy, Luke Buckley proposed a motion to revoke the previously implemented “Zero Tolerance” policy on sexual harassment. His new motion noted that “sexual harassment is a complex and endemic problem” and that “no-one should have to suffer sexual harassment”.

However, it also argued that “the stigma, shame and humiliation associated with a wrongful accusation would be seriously damaging to the psychological, emotional and social wellbeing of the wrongfully accused” and “would be impossible to avoid given the nature of forceful removal.” The motion added, “even if an accusation was publically…revoked, shit sticks.”

Had it passed, Buckley’s motion would have mandated the SU to “open up a period of consultation to review the efficacy of college policy.” This consultation would include the college sexual harassment officers, the SU women’s officers, the welfare officers, the SU president, and any other interested parties. In addition, the motion would have mandated the SU to “consider running a student-led and discussion based sexual harassment workshop at least once a year.”

Buckley, a DPhil student in Criminology, said his research concerns “the tragic failure of zero-tolerance policies and the transnational movement of left-wing resistance that has met them around the globe. Empirical studies…find almost unanimously that the combative, exclusionary and punitive nature of zero tolerance policies often exacerbate the very problems which it was intended to alleviate. My point is…that these policies will make the situation worse, rather than better.” 

Buckley told Cherwell, “We have a conscientious student body that want to make the college environment safe and enjoyable for everyone. That is an honourable intention. But the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I think it sends out the wrong message completely. For a start, by having this policy, it almost suggests that we haven’t been able to work through this problem by dialogue and discussion.”

He said the policy would make people feel “nervous or unsure about what constitutes an “unwanted’ advance or not.

“By immediately excluding people no matter what the circumstances you breed a culture of resentment and recrimination.”

Buckley also claimed that the vote was “hijacked” by a group of Wadham feminists who used Facebook as a means of galvanising support for the original motion. Several feminist groups have recently been founded in colleges, including the “Raising Consciousness” group at Magdalen, and the “St Anne’s Feminist Discussion Group”.

Sarah Pine and Maeve Scullion originally proposed the “Zero-Tolerance” Motion on 21st April.

Scullion told Cherwell, “Since the motion was passed (back in 1st Week), members of the SU have been working with the College – including the Warden, Sir Ken Macdonald QC – to rewrite the motion so that the policy will be workable practically and contain no terminology that can be misconstrued.”

Pine stated, “The motion came from recognising the extremely high levels of sexual assault and harassment. This isn’t an Oxford-specific problem, but it affects students here as much as it does anyone else. Zero tolerance is a tool which students can use to tackle harassment and assault. OUSU consent workshops, information campaigns and feminist organising play the role of awareness raising instead.”

Jack Kelleher, a student at Wadham, spoke in favour of Buckley’s motion and the revocation of the initial “Zero-Tolerance” Motion. He said, “There was a general misunderstanding at the meeting of what a zero-tolerance policy actually is…A zero-tolerance attitude, which of course we should maintain towards sexual or any other form of harassment, is not the same thing as a zero-tolerance policy.

“The name masks what is actually a policy denying the accused the right to defend themselves. Such a policy is anti-democratic, authoritarian and, as it transpires, illegal.”

He continued, “It is far more damaging for an institution which identifies with the left wing to impose an authoritarian measure like the zero-tolerance policy than it is to repeal such a measure. We would be cast as immature, reactionary and tribalistic young know-it-alls without any sort of grasp on the complexities of such a deeply sensitive and important issue, and this would not be a fair reflection of the college at all.”