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Interview: Melvyn Bragg

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Melvyn Bragg eats academics for breakfast. He’s formed a career out of
scholarly sparring with the best minds of his generation, touching knuckles with Norman Mailer, getting Gore Vidal on the ropes, flooring Francis Bacon (whilst both steaming drunk). He’s an intellectual heavyweight champion and I am worried that I’ll get the full In Our Time treatment. I spend the interview apprehensively awaiting a trademark, “Let me just pick you up on your last point…”

He proves, however, to be scrupulously charming, chatting to me about his own experiences on Cherwell during his Oxford days – “I managed to spend a long time as their film reviewer without ever once meeting the editor. I think his name was Peter. Not sure.” – and comparing Cowley living-out experiences. Listening to an inordinate amount of Radio 4 for someone thirty years younger than its target generation, his buttery northern accent is disconcertingly familiar.

He is the man Adrian Mole dreamt of becoming – not only a leading arts broadcaster, but the person who, for years, defined what ‘the arts’ encompassed. Over the course of the South Bank show’s 800 episodes, Bragg was intrinsic to re-moulding boundaries of what passed as culturally important, the pop and the pulp alongside the classical and establishment.

It was a conscious manifesto to “treat McCartney with as much importance as Mailer”, and in in 1978 the South Bank show’s agenda proved a controversial one. “We got hammered by the press. Absolutely hammered. The Telegraph was saying ‘Melvyn Bragg has started a new arts program but he doesn’t seem to know what the arts are about’.”

It’s now commonplace to find graphic novels in the Guardian Review and hear Lady Gaga on Front Row. Macca played the London Olympics opening ceremony, alongside both the London Symphony Orchestra and Mike Oldfield. We, as a nation, have learnt to take the contemporary seriously. But back in the seventies, Bragg conjectures, the change came as a relief to the British population. “People thought, I like listening to Eric Clapton as well as Michael Tippet – why should one have a free pass as ‘Art’?”.

After a brief hiatus and a move from ITV to Sky Arts, the South Bank show is still running, as is its engaging seriousness and unapologetic intellectualism.

They are, furthermore, qualities Bragg brought with him to his other most celebrated brainchild, the unashamedly academic In Our Time, which each week features Bragg in conversation with three university professors on a topic cultural, historical, philosophical or scientific.

He explains how, at first, the program was relegated to ‘The Death Slot’ – the Thursday morning show with the lowest weekday audience. But within six months it was getting twice the South Bank show’s audience.

“It worked because at the centre of all discussion programs is a game. Whether it’s Reunion or it’s Eddie Mair or it’s Today – it’s a game, and
you’ve got to know how to play. And, because they’re really clever people, these academics worked out what to do. They had to deliver very fast, to do their top job against equals whom they slightly disagree with but always respect. They couldn’t just reel out the first seven paragraphs of something they wrote in 1957.”

It is clear Bragg enjoys making these programs. He talks of “rubbing the magic lamp” when deciding who to interview for the next series of the South Bank show on Sky Arts, since very few artists, musicians or writers are churlish enough to reject the seal of cultural approval an interview with Bragg entails. In Our Time brings with it “the pleasure of talking to three clever people on a Thursday morning. I love it.”

But it is in talking about his fiction, however, that he becomes most animated. Since 1965 he has published twenty-two novels, two of which have been longlisted for the Booker and one of which won the Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award in 1993, which I refrain from asking about.

His latest work, Grace and Mary, was released earlier this summer. Like many of Bragg’s books, it returns to the Cumbrian landscape of his youth, telling a semi-autobiographical story of his mother and grandmother. The writing of it was sparked by a sudden, five-o-clock in the morning apparition. He found himself inexplicably faced with the image of a woman in old-fashioned, Victorian dress wandering the lanes near his cottage in Cumbria. This woman was his grandmother, who had given birth to his mother illegitimately and whom he’d seen only twice “in little smudges of meeting”.

Bragg is careful not to present this vision as anything especially otherworldly, and looks me matter-of-factly in the eye whilst describing
it. It was, he says, a product of “the incredibly capacity of the mind to retain this stuff, this 95% we’re supposed not to use, where lines are crossed, memories invent themselves and misremembering occurs more than remembering.”

I ask where this line between reality, memory and imagination is drawn in writing autobiographical fiction, and Bragg’s response is satisfyingly Radio 4, citing an obscure fragment of scientific history as an appropriate analogy. “On one of the first islands Darwin visited in the Galapagos, he collected a type of finch. Well, the biologist Steve Jones thinks it was a parakeet, and there is an argument there, but let’s stick with finch. And on the next island, hundreds of miles away, he found another one that was a little bit diff erent. The same on the next island, and the next, until he reached the seventh or eighth island where he found a finch directly related to the first finch, but so diff erent they couldn’t even mate. It’s the same with autobiographical fiction. By the time you’ve reimagined it and written it and cut it – it’s a completely different finch.”

It is a perfect demonstration of Bragg’s unparalleled ability to make intellectual connections – between art, science and history on In
Our Time; between high and low culture on the South Bank show; between the fallible humans he interviews and the genius they show in their work; between finch sex and autobiography. He cites D H Lawrence and Thomas Hardy as favourite authors, and their influence on his writing is clear. The novels of each repeatedly revisit working-class roots and imbue their stories with a sense of what Bragg refers to as “carpentry”.

His link with them derives in “coming from a background which didn’t have opportunities, and then realising that [with writing] we’re all on equal territory. That when you’re writing it doesn’t matter where you’re born, if
you have that cast of mind – you can take them all on.”

In 1998, Bragg was appointed to the House of Lords as a Labour peer, and is about to release two BBC4 documentaries on the political radicals Thomas Paine and John Ball. “It’s the process you see. How difficult it is to get legislation through, and how to respect those difficulties. It’s cumbersome, but probably as good a way of doing it as any.”

I try to probe him on the matter of the Unions – is Miliband right to reform the donation system? He answers cagily. “I feel the Unions are to be respected. They’re good people and we must be careful. I think we’ve
got to remember that that’s where we came from.”

He tells me about the twin pulls of London and Cumbria – his life at his home in London, and in his cottage in Cumbria. “There’s a tension
there, but I’d rather have it than not have it… When you look at the biographies of writers’ they encompass so many contradictions, since there is no ‘one way’ to write. I know several writers who left to write full time and their writing’s got worse. Or they’ve got drunk. Or they’ve become conference groupies, which is worse.”

Maybe the two are linked, I suggest. You can only survive as a conference groupie by embracing alcohol. Bragg laughs and agrees with me. It’s evident he has no plans towards either.

Second ‘Fuck you Willetts’ banner used in protest

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On Saturday evening, a student hung up the banner in a doorway upon discovering that Willetts was in the college. Willetts was forced to take the banner down before being able to leave.

The student told Cherwell, “It was something of an ‘emergency protest’ as no students knew he was going to be there. Willetts himself told me that £9k tuition fees are “progressive and productive”! He had to take the banner down to get through the doorway in the picture, and he got quite angry!”

The reason as to why Willetts was present in the college is unclear, but it appears he was invited to a formal dinner along with several other eminent guests including Michael Portillo and a delegation from the Spanish government.

However, Balliol students were not happy at having the Universities Minister in their college and decided to protest due to his unpopular decision to raise tuition fees to £9,000 per annum.

The protesting student explained, “I think David Willetts is a despicable ideologue who, as Universities Minister, trebled tuition fees and is determined to marketise education, making it increasingly a privilege rather than a public good.

“For me, it raises broader questions about who colleges (and the university) belong to – students and workers, or a bureaucratic elite. As far as I know, the JCR and MCR were not informed that this event was taking place and so had no opportunity to shun and condemn individuals like Willetts who are responsible for the decline and marketisation of education nationally.”

A second student who was present at the protest said, “The whole thing was pretty funny, but also depressing. He tried to avoid walking through the banner but when he realised he couldn’t got angry. I don’t really appreciate an out of touch, angry old man telling me that I won’t actually have to pay my fees as long as I’m a ‘decent graduate’. At least I think that’s what he said.”

She added, “Also I’m seriously confused by his definition of progressive. It might seem like it wasn’t worthwhile with so few of us there but he needs to know that he’s going to be held to account wherever he goes. Despite there being a larger crowd at the Union, this seemed to phase him far more. He wasn’t in a crowd of likeminded people.”

Willetts has already been shown that he is not popular in the university. While participating in a debate on higher education earlier this term, protestors unfurled a ‘Fuck you Willetts’ banner from the balcony of the debating chamber. The two students responsible also shouted, “David Willetts, get out, we know what you’re all about” and “Cuts, job losses, money for the bosses”.

The student who tied this banner over the doorway asked to remain anonymous due to the recent decision by Cambridge University to suspend a student for seven terms for a similar anti-Willetts protest. The Cambridge student in question read out a poetic protest to Willetts while the latter was giving a speech at the university.

Homo Hop? Say What?

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Rap Genius – the website which annotates rap lyrics, although it’s now expanded to include rock lyrics, poetry and news stories – has been issued with an ultimatum. The National Music Publishers Association has told it to get licenses for publishing lyrics, or to take those lyrics down. It’s a shame, because as co-founder Ilan Zechory exclaimed, “Rap Genius is so much more than a lyrics site!. Anyone can make an account and start suggesting annotations for line meanings, ‘upvoting’ or ‘downvoting’ other people’s suggestions, discussing their favourite music on forums, or even adding raps and poems of their own. It’s a way for fans to find out what other fans think about the music they’re listening to, rather than just looking up lyrics.

I’m a sucker for what other fans think. This week I stumbled across a page by a fan called “Rap Critic”, who’d listed “The Top 5 Worst Lyrics I’ve Ever Heard”. Fair enough: we’ve all heard lyrics that make us cringe. What struck me – and not until I’d looked back through the list a few times – was that the first two lyrics he chose were ‘bad’ because they were unintentionally gay. “I take sacks to the face whenever I can” – that’s Luniz, and it sounds less like he’s talking about smoking weed than about, as “Rap Critic” puts it, “taking, you know, smooth jazz lessons?” The same sniggers go round when Canibus tells LL Cool J that he hasn’t got the skills “to eat a nigga’s ass like me”. What’s more embarrassing than accidentally rapping about gay sex?

What shocked me wasn’t that these lyrics were ridiculed – I’ve always known that rap’s a homophobic genre, but that I had no problem with that. A homosexual gaff is just bad rapping. However we might feel about homosexuality in other walks of life, when we listen to rap we expect certain things  and taking sacks to the face isn’t one of them. Which got me thinking: Why has rap music evolved like this? Is it a problem that’s part and parcel of the genre? Is there anything we can even do about it?

I’m not saying that there aren’t exceptions. According to Wikipedia there’s a whole sub-genre called “homo hop”, although it’s so marginalised that you might question whether it could even be considered part of rap music as a whole. There’s no overlap with mainstream rap music – homo hop isn’t so much a sub-genre of hip hop as entirely opposed to it, something that’s sprung up as a challenge to the genre’s inherent homophobia.

And it is inherent: ironically, rap emerged as the same sort of counter-cultural genre as homo hop, as a challenge to traditional (read: white) ideas of what music was ‘supposed’ to be. As soon as it became a popular genre it was always looking backwards, trying to stick to its roots, trying to keep it real. “Things done changed,” Dr Dre was already saying in ’92, as though change is always a bad thing. Much as it’s easy to expect that homo hop is inevitable, poised for a breakthrough in our supposedly-not-repressed age, the way the genre works and develops – endlessly reinforcing this image of the black man as strong, witty, and heterosexual – just doesn’t seem to allow for it.

You could argue that one of the things that’s allowed Eminem to be so successful as a white rapper is the way he’s taken these adjectives and exaggerated them, creating an image of himself as the “worst thing since Elvis Presley/To do black music so selfishly” – the murderous, gay-bashing king of rhyme. The very things which made Slim Shady seem so fresh and new when we first heard him are the ways in which he was conservative, sticking to what rap music’s always been about. Hardly surprising that as his respect as an innovator flounders, he’s offering us a sequel to the album that threatened to “stab you in the head, whether you’re a fag or lez/Or the homosex, hermaph, or a trans-a-vest”.

Rap works on nostalgia and exclusivity, always looking back to its official Golden Age of somewhere around ’87-’93, always extending its unofficial golden age into the ’90s and beyond, rarely dropping its traditional values of what it is to be a young black male. You can be openly gay as a pop singer, as a DJ, even – like Frank Ocean – as an R&B singer at the centre of the hip hop scene. You can’t be openly gay as a hardcore rapper. And you certainly can’t rap about it. When your genre’s always looking back to Snoop Dogg and Busta Rhymes – who walked out of an interview in 2006 after being asked what he thought about homophobia – calling someone a ‘faggot’ is still the easiest diss.

Caught Between Twisted Stars

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Model Anna Gross
Stylist & Photographer Olivia Aylmer
Styling Assistant Adi David
Hair & Makeup Lauren O’Neill
 
Black coat, scarf, and clogs, Cos; Pink fur stole, Topshop; Beaded headpiece, vintage; White top, Massimo Dutti; Black skirt and navy gown, handmade in China; Lavender veil, vintage; Black boots, Billi Bi; Mask, Arcadia Oxford; White socks, American Apparel; All jewelry model’s own

Letter from Paris

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Two months into my year abroad in Paris and time is flying by. I’m spending five months here interning at an international property company before studying at the world-renowned University of Athens. So world-renowned in fact that my Erasmus coordinator wouldn’t give me official term dates when I met her at the end of Trinity “because we decide when to start the term depending on the strikes.” Awesome.

I have moved in with a twenty four year old French girl, which has not only allowed me to avoid the notoriously difficult Parisian landlords, but has also meant that I have some readymade friends in the city – or rather, I spend my days plying her friends with “British” things like Victoria sponge cake and scones, and last week I got the big invitation: an evening watching the rugby at the Stade de France next weekend. Progress, albeit slow.

As a Londoner, the transition to Paris has not been too difficult. Yes, the French are totally obsessed with all things administrative, but once the first few weeks of endless form-filling were over, I settled into Parisian life with relative ease. Highlights have included being interviewed for French television, winning big bucks at the Prix de l’Arc de Triomphe races and using “I’m only in Paris for five months!” as an excuse to buy my local patisserie out of macaroons.

A slight hindrance did occur one week into my time here when the news reached me that the University of Athens had shut after a planned two-day strike just kept going. Panicking that half my year abroad might be in jeopardy, I decided to throw myself even more into Parisian life. I bought a stripy top and went for drinks with a few Parisians whom I’d met in a bar the night before. We talked about what the French think of the English and vice versa. While I was throwing around words such as “chic” and “sophisticated,” I was faced with a barrage of “binge drinking”, “sluts” and “pizza with pineapple on top”. I asked what the French word for “binge drinking” is. They don’t have one. Forced to admit that I come from a failed nation, I apologized on behalf of the other 63 million alcoholics, scuttled home and pondered on the truth behind these negative stereotypes (gin and tonic in hand).

Starting work wasn’t too troublesome; my colleagues are used to dealing with confused English people as they always have a British intern, however my lack of experience in the French workplace was pretty clear from the outset. The main problem was the big question, to vous or not to vous? The vouvoyer/tutoyer (formal/informal register) debate is complex, and to be honest it seems like even the French don’t know the rules, but here’s what I’ve gathered so far – vouvoyer a child and it’s about as ridiculous as communicating through interpretive dance, tutoyer your new boss and expect a glare so harsh that you might have to break into interpretive dance just to lighten the mood. I tend to avoid this one altogether by occupying an awkward middle-ground alternating between the two – I imagine the English equivalent must be something like “It’s terribly nice to meet you” followed by a fist bump.

Working at a property company when my knowledge of real estate was about as extensive as “pretty building”, “ugly building” was I’m now shameless when it comes to asking for help and spend most of my time with one hand in the air, hollering at my nearest colleague. Luckily the perks of working for a French company are numerous; every day I receive an €8 lunch voucher, the working day ends at 6.30pm for everyone from me, the lowly intern, right up to the MD, and the commute to work each morning is a joy. Boris Johnson take note – the metro is to the tube what the limo is to the skateboard: infinitely superior. Trains every two minutes, a stop every ten metres, no one eating the inevitable egg sandwich (or even worse, the Cornish pasty), but rather a group of well-dressed Parisians reading books!

All that’s left to say is the stereotypes are, for the most part, true; the food is good, the waiters rude, the culture rich, the women slim and the men bearded. Happy as I am, I haven’t quite cracked the Erasmus code yet, and there is one thing that still baffles me: How does one ever actually spend single centimes? Answers on a post card s’il vous plaît.

Love,

Theo xxxx

Review: Jake Bugg- Shangri La

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An air of authenticity surrounds this 19 year old Nottinghamian which seems to be constantly undrmined by a series of mediocre offerings intentionally designed to recall the past and shun the dominance of the X Factor top 40 teenybopper genre. Ironically, however, his recollection of 1963 becomes just as generic, just as mediated and just as boring.

Legendary producer Rick Rubin’s fingerprints litter the album, but not in a good way. Unlike another recent credit of the 50 year-old, the Avett Brothers’ Magpie and the Dandelion, which remains particularly earnest and pure in terms of production, Shangri La becomes cliched with the forced crackling effect and ‘vintage’ timbre of Jake Bugg’s vocals which is evidently forced.

Having ‘gone electric’ earlier this summer, Bugg recalled the Bob Dylan controversy at Newport in 1965 but without quite the same level of interest, hype or importance- a publicity stunt, perhaps? Definitely. The influence of Dylan continues on tracks like ‘Messed Up Kids’ which is half ‘Don’t think twice, it’s alright’ half Merseybeat but without the lyrical elegance of Dylan nor the energy, excitment and newly afforded freedoms of Beatlemania and Liverpool in 1964.

In an effort to retain his authentic ‘I’m just a boy with a guitar and some songs’ image, Bugg has pulled out all the stops, just look at the cover! Unfortunately this is without any substance, having not written any of his own material for either his debut or this follow-up which he defends, citing his age, even though Dylan was only 21 when he wrote ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’, without any bigwig artistic help or guidance.

Furthemore, the grit and reality of the Nottingham council estate that characterised Bugg’s debut is now gone, replaced by the sun and sea of the Malibu coastline where much of the recording process took place. The influence of Nashville is also felt on tracks such as ‘Storm Passes Away’, featuring the lyric “they keep telling me I’m older than I’m supposed to be”. This would be completely legitimate- if the album were to be an earnest and effective reflection of Bugg’s personality rather than merely his record company’s perception of what could feasibly sell. In a word, dull.

Things Done Changed: the rise of gay rap

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Rap music is minority music. It is the anger of marginalised youth. Yet it shits all over the LGBTQ community. This is largely the product of fear and suspicion in the ghettoised urban communities that were the crucible of hip-hop. Most homophobia is borne out of survival instincts in an atmosphere of violence where homosexuality is equated to weakness.

This is not an attempt to excuse the myriad snarls of “faggot” or the endless slurs and belittlement. In 2013, though, there is more reason than ever to hope that hip-hop’s attitude to the LGBTQ community will catch up with its approach to social justice in general.

Mainstream hip-hop is making moves in the right direction. Azealia Banks and Frank Ocean came out as bisexual and mercifully few people seemed to care. (Hip-hop behemoth Russell Simmons described Ocean as a “catalyst with courage”.) But like everything good that happens in rap music, LGBT hip-hop is primarily exploding on an underground level.

Y-Love, a rapper who hit a triple whammy of potential prejudice by being born black, homosexual and Orthodox Jewish, came out last year. “Stories like mine are happening in every club in every hood — that gay MC who walks in reluctantly, if he can hold it down on the mic, can get respect as much as his hetero counterpart,” he wrote on his blog. All positive change in hip-hop is enacted through grassroots battles and peformance, as when female rappers broke onto the scene. Hip-hop is a meritocratic culture of respect, and it is from this platform that LGBT rappers will change the culture.

Gay rappers are not a modern phenomenon. In Cali, Deep Dickollective held it down for homo hip-hop 20 years ago in the Bay Area, amongst a host of others. The PeaceOUT WorldHomo Hop Festival ran for years. But in 2013, gay rappers are not simply interacting with one another in insular communities. Social networking is facilitating far wider collusion. From the Floridian booty rap of Yo Majesty to the Canadian rap-Klezmer fusion of Socalled to Michigan’s pan-sexual prodigy Angel Haze, the scene is exploding.

Cultural interchange with the ‘ball community’, a platform for drag queens and other queer artists, is also providing a new platform for the experimental gay hip-hop scene. “Today’s queer mania for ghetto fabulousness and bling masks its elemental but silent relationship to even more queer impulses toward fabulousness in the 1960s and 1970s”, according to the excellent documentary Pick up the Mic.

A queer identity is being transformed from something to be hidden and mocked into a stimulus for creativity. Hip-hop is music for the margins, and it is from the margins that its most daring creativity bursts. LGBT rappers are not finding success as homosexual novelties, but because they are producing exceptionally experimental (and exceptionally queer) music.

Cuntry Living presents an evening of Ladies & LGBTQ hip-hop and rap this Monday at Babylove. 

The disturbing side of quizzing by Somerville’s Captain

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Perhaps the most surreal aspect of appearing on University Challenge is watching how you go down online. My friends and I tracked the response to me on Twitter with a mixture of masturbatory fascination and abject horror, and were met with a sea of creepy, sexually explicit and insulting tweets. I’ve been asked (note “asked”; I’ve not quite reached the heights of self-obsession necessary to propose such a feature) to list my five favourite below, so here they are:

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You could look up “hungry power bottom” but it’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like. The second was an exceptionally creative insult; I was actually trying to smile subtly at my grandma in the audience, but I did look like a bit of a cunt/amphibian so fair.

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Perhaps the creepiest of the tweets, but I’m classing this as being ‘papped’ and thus the start of my ascent to fame.

The sex appeal of quizzing by Brasenose’s Ben Ralph

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I didn’t quite know what to expect on my return to Oxford, freshly annointed by Student Beans, a website whose top story appears to be “18 HILARIOUS googly eyed masterpieces” (you’ll laugh until your eyes go googly) as the fifth hottest University Challenge contestant of all time. It certainly wasn’t rampant apathy.  The thing I learnt about fame that lonely, unheralded day, is that it is relative. University Challenge is perhaps the pinnacle of celebrity for an Oxford undergraduate, bar perhaps some of the more openly racist members of OUCA, or particularly grandiloquent social secretaries of rugby clubs.

I mean, I got added on Facebook by about seven people I had never met, had someone on Twitter claiming they wanted to go “full Miley Cyrus on me” and was even emailed commiserations by a mysterious marriage counsellor in London. I had made the big time. But nobody else seemed to have realised.

The curious thing was that I had reached such extraordinary fame due to my superior quizzing ability.  Now, I can think of two activites at Oxford that are most likely to lead to an appearance on national television, representing the University in some fashion.  One of them is rowing: the Boat Race, which features the cream of Oxford’s physical crop, men who have trained hours a day for months on end for the mere chance of making the eight that rows against Cambridge down the Tideway. The other is quizzing.  I put down my quizzing pre-eminence down to spending a bit more time than most watching BBC4 rather than E4, having a smartphone equipped with Wikipedia and a history of geeky friends.  

By all means, this is an odd basis for veneration.  There is this idea that University Challenge showcases the finest brains of the student population, whereas the Boat Race showcases the most atheletic bodies, but the truth is, quizzing tests a very strange sort of knowledge.  University Challenge favours those with a superficial knowledge of a lot of different things, along with the ability to recall this information unaided almost immediately.  Its sporting equivalent would be something like the primary school sports day, rewarding a good all-round ability at a variety of essentially pointless activities. I’d vouch that the ability to recognise Colin Firth’s voice from Mamma Mia after half a bar is almost precisely as useful as the ability to get swiftly from A to B while balancing an egg on a spoon. 

Yet, bizzarely, the show works. That blue moon of the show, the tie-break, is to penalty shoot-outs what a shot of absinthe is to a lukewarm beer. I often find myself inadvertently whistling an Ennio Morricone theme as the dreaded gong sounds with the scores level. With Roger Tilling’s voice approaching the pitch of a dog whistle and the camera frantically zooming in on the poor quizzer’s sweaty brow, the moment when someone buzzes in is frankly orgasmic.  

Alas, the show I featured in spluttered to an embarrassing climax, with my team all but pulling out just as we were half way in. Luckily for me and my ego, my thirty minutes of fame (well, twenty eight to be precise) managed to sustain some sort of zombiefied, online existence, culminating in my appearance on the previously mentioned third-rate Student Beans knock-off article.  Inevitably though, the train had to run out of steam at some point. My google search history is now an embarrassing witness to my pathetic attempts to find one more adoring Tumblr page, one more tweet proclaiming that I am “dishy”, one more substandard piece of ‘journalism’ featuring yours truly. But no: the rest is silence. So instead I turn to this venerable newspaper to reanimate the twice-dead corpse of my celebrity.

Gail Trimble reminisces on her University Challenge fame

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“She’s a phenomenon. She seems to know what the question is before you’ve even finished saying it.” So said Jeremy Paxman in 2009 of Gail Trimble, the captain of the winning University Challenge team from Corpus Christi.

Now a Fellow and Tutor at Trinity College, Gail shot to fame, briefly, for her stunning performance on UK TV’s longest running quiz show. She remains a strong fan of the quiz, but after mixed press coverage of her triumph in 2009 she says she might have second thoughts if she were applying again.

Gail’s performance was certainly exceptional. In a match against St John’s, Cambridge, she personally scored 185 out of 260 points. In the quarter-finals she won fifteen buzzer rounds, leading Corpus to a 350-15 victory. Their opponents, Exeter University, left with the second lowest score in the show’s history. 

“It’s a sport really and I absolutely enjoy the competitive aspect,” says Gail with a big smile when I meet her this week almost five years after the final. “The fun of University Challenge is working out where the question is going.”

The Corpus team stormed the final in exciting style winning 275-190, and scoring 125 points in the last four minutes. Nonetheless, the mood soon soured as Gail experienced significant negative press for her performance. “What I found interesting was it started with just one newspaper, the Observer,” she states. “That was the Sunday before the broadcast and then it happened incredibly quickly.”

The Observer article picked up on negative comments online about Corpus and Gail in the early rounds. “She comes across as patronising and with a healthy sense of her own intellectual superiority. These characteristics are common in establishments such as hers” one read. Others focussed on her appearance and “tastiness.” It was trolling, before trolling was fashionable.

What followed was a week of self-perpetuating bad press and abuse online about “the human Google.” She made the front page of the Daily Mail with the story “Why do so many people hate this girl simply for being clever?” Incidentally that “girl” was twenty six, had just got engaged and found “being treated like a child” pretty patronising.

Infamously, her brother was contacted by Nuts magazine hoping to be put in touch with Gail for a tasteful photo-shoot. His reply, as the Guardian reported: “Seriously mate, would you give your sister’s contact details to Nuts?”

“A man would have been treated like a child too,” Gail continues. The media “asked me lots of questions like ‘How do I feel about being a clever woman?’ It was a circular thing really.”

It was “interesting for us who live in an Oxford world, where knowing a lot is perfectly fine and there’s no need to get hang-ups or apologise for it. I’ve learnt something from that reaction.”

In a final twist, the Corpus team were disqualified some months later for a minor infringement of the eligibility rules — a team member had started a job before the series had completed filming.

Despite the trying experience, Gail tells me, “Of course I would recommend it. Those second thoughts are only with hindsight. Most people don’t end up being pestered by the media in a really peculiar way!”

Finally, I ask about the training regime, the hours of memorising flags and dates I assumed were necessary before a show. “There was no time,” she laughs. “We didn’t go around learning things, we just happened to have good memories. That’s what was entertaining.”