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OUSU secure extra grant

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Following continual lobbying by a number of OUSU members including its President, David J Townsend, the University has agreed to increase OUSU’s budget for next year by £100,000.

The increase is seen as a crucial extension to OUSU’s budget, which in 2009 made a loss of up to £58,000. It is hoped that the newly available funds will be able to improve OUSU’s national standing, which saw the Student Union placed third to last in a national survey last year. 

OUSU relies almost entirely on a block grant from the University to fund its activities. Last term, the OUSU Council passed a motion which highlighted underfunding within the organisation, condemning the real terms cut that the Student Union’s budget was expected to receive. However, this week’s unanticipated increase to OUSU’S budget is expected to provide a breath of fresh air to its finances.

The Student Union was keen to stress that this latest development is the result of a joint effort by MCR’s, JCR’s and OUSU’s Trustee Board, which approached the University on a number of occasions in order to raise with the Vice Chancellor. MCR Presidents wrote a collective letter to the Vice-Chancellor through their Chair, Univ MCR President, and JCR Presidents from Balliol, St John’s, Merton, Queen’s, Magdalen, Hertford, Worcester among others wrote individually to the Vice-Chancellor. Students, academics and university staff also approached the Vice-Chancellor with a giant Valentine’s Card presented to him at Congregation in February. 

In an interview with Cherwell, OUSU President David J Townsend welcomed the increase to the Student’s Union funding, explaining that this year’s funding had been “tenuous and problematic”, incurring a number of administrative issues which have hindered its functioning. 

The average Russell Group student union receives £80 per student, whilst OUSU have pointed out that the total grant for OUSU and JCR’s put together amounts to a mere £50 per student, only £17.50 of which goes to the Student Union itself. OUSU have been calling for an increase to their allowance for several years now, and the budget increase announced this week is seen as a success on their part. 

David J. Townsend, OUSU President, commented that: “This is a massive achievement for OUSU.  My predecessors have been trying for years without success, and it’s great to be able to actually make it happen at last.  It’s testament to the strength of OUSU working closely with common rooms that we can achieve things like this.  There’s more to do before OUSU has the level of funding it really needs for the future, but this is a significant step in the right direction.  Now it’s up to students, through their representatives on the Trustee Board and the Council of the Student Union, to decide how to spend it and get the most out of their Student Union.”

In a press release earlier this week, OUSU cited communication with its members and greater support for faculty and departmental elected members as being their main priorities. OUSU’s 2013-2014 budget, which will some into effect under the presidency of Tom Rutland, and will include the £100,000 extension, will be discussed during this term. 

Millie Ross, Magdalen JCR President, who wrote to the University to support the increase, told Cherwell that “It is clear that OUSU has a really important role in the lives of students in Oxford and I was so happy to hear that the University funding body has recognized this. The response I received to my letter was encouraging and demonstrates that they are listening to students’ needs. The JCR Presidents in particular recognise the work that is done by OUSU in supporting our students despite the unique system of JCR-OUSU interaction.”

A spokesperson for the university added that “OUSU plays an important role in representing the interests of students at all levels of university governance, providing student support and guidance, and promoting key university agendas including widening access. The university has recognised the importance of continuing to fund these activities and support the full range and scale of OUSU’s work.”

 

 

Review: Daughter @Oxford Town Hall

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The stunning setting of Oxford’s Town Hall demands a quality and a beauty to music played there, with the pipe organ rising behind the act and kaleidoscopic lights dancing off the chandelier hanging above the stage. It is stunning, and I would be hard pushed to claim acts aren’t well chosen l to blend with this beautiful room.

Daughter broke onto the scene gradually, releasing EPs in 2010 and 2011 and finally issuing If You Leave, their full length album, in March. The album is sublime, beautiful, and heart wrenching. Elena Tonra takes your hand and leads you through the pain of her life, whimpering or murmuring as demanded. That one person,  one relationship perhaps, could generate such flawlessly expressed pain seems unreasonable, as the lyrical intensity and honesty is matched only by understated guitar scores and driving drum beats which with no lyrics at all are still dripping in loss and loneliness. The band has left themselves room to develop into for later releases, but I find it hard to find significant fault with If You Leave.

My expectations were high for Tuesday night, in no way diminished by an impressive performance from three piece folk opener Them Bears. Daughter emerged with no fanfare, simply walking onto stage, taking up instruments, and beginning to weave a 14 track tale of heartbreak. The eerie first notes of Shallows crept their way through the crowd, greeted by not a hint of the background chatter that can afflict any band as quiet and measured as Daughter. Tonra’s voice reached me as perfect, as pitiful as hoped and as the opening track rose and fell, drums rising only on the chorus before dropping into utter silence after, lyrics invoking nature to meet her grief, the town hall sank into the sounds.

These are songs to lose yourself in. As we went through ‘Candles’, ‘Love’, ‘Still’, I could see people around closing their eyes and drifting away with the band. On the occasions I myself had them open, a long channel of short people afford us a clear view of the stage, to see soft synth beats crossing with guitarist Igor Haefeli taking a bow to his instrument. “By the morning/I will have grown back” begs the chorus of ‘Amsterdam’, a highlight for me, and by that fifth song the town hall was taken by the band.

I find it wonderful that such an invocation of one young woman’s grief can touch so many people personally. The music will find sadness in everyone somewhere, whether it’s “Cause this is torturous electricity/Between both of us and this is/Dangerous ’cause I want you so much/But I hate your guts/I hate you” swaying through the chorus of ‘Landfill’ or simply the pain shot through the vibrating vocals on ‘Smother’. The set took a clear move towards songs off the album as the evening grew older, rising to meet ‘Youth’, a perfect high point for me and a perfect conclusion to the themes of the show for its stricken comments on the omnipresent touch of loss in youth.

‘Home’, the encore from Liverpool on Monday night, concluded the main set, and the band re-emerged to play their stunning mash-up of Bon Iver’s Perth with Hot Chip’s Ready for the Floor to rapturous applause. An unforgettable end to an unforgettable show.

Soft, crafted melodies on the depths of grief may not be everyone’s ideal gig, but not a soul in the hall could avoid being taken up by, at the very least, the honesty of Elena Tonra. Musically, she ripped her heart out in front of us all, but was almost unbearably shy in between songs, nervously offering thanks and giggling at declarations of love cried from the crowd. Even the more confident Igor Haefeli seemed overwhelmed by the end of the encore. I may not, as one woman cried, love them “like my actual daughter”, but I definitely love them.

Interview: Taavet Hinrikus

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Skype’s first employee, Taavet Hinrikus, is on a mission to shake up international money transfers.  His new venture, TransferWise, aims to slash the costs of currency exchange, as Skype did with telephone calls.  The service forgoes the hefty charges that banks add to the real, interbank exchange rate, instead charging a small flat fee for each transaction.

I enter the TransferWise offices, which are part of an edgy Shoreditch warehouse-cum-office block, and located within the Silicon Valley-modelled TechCity.  An open-plan, glass walled and Apple Macs affair, it is a cool setup that suits their image: a rapidly rising start-up that will change the way people exchange money.  Taavet himself greets me, casual in a grey t-shirt; he explains “What we are doing is very simple.  We do money transfers, in a low-cost way, online.”

“If you go to a bank here, the bank will charge you £20 to make the transaction, and then in addition to this will charge you 3 per cent as a hidden fee on the exchange rate.  So typically, if you transfer £1000, you will end up losing about £50.  With us, we will charge you £5 for this; typically, we are about 85 per cent cheaper than a bank.”

Hinrikus stresses how the younger population, in particular students and start-up entrepreneurs, are a demographic particularly close to his heart.  Recent TransferWise initiatives include pledging $10 million in cost-free transfers to European start-ups, and a competition for international students to fly a friend from home over for the weekend.  “I think education is a worthy cause,” explains Taavet, a philosophy further reflected in the free currency transfers to universities that TransferWise offers.  “We realised international students are in an especially bad situation: you have to pay fees to the schools, living expenses, and as a student you generally don’t have too much money.”

In fact, the idea for TransferWise sprung from Taavet’s personal experience as a young start-up entrepreneur in a foreign country.  “At one point when working for Skype, I moved from Estonia to London.  I was still getting paid in Estonia, but had to get my living expenses transferred to London … I would compare the exchange rate I got in the newspaper with the one the bank gave me, and it was much less.”

Fellow Estonian Kristo Kaarmann, now co-founder of TransferWise, was in a similar situation: getting paid money in the UK, but having to transfer it back to Estonia.  The two devised a clever system: “I transferred money from my Estonian account to his Estonian account, a local transfer … and he transferred money from his account in London to my account in London.  We just looked at the exchange rate on Reuters or Bloomberg, and used that.”

“It worked well … pretty soon we had saved thousands of pounds in bank fees.  This was something that affected us a lot, and there was no proper alternative for people on the street.  That was when I figured that we needed to launch this service.”

Banks have so far given little response to this rival financial service.  Such scanty reactions to TransferWise beg comparison to Skype’s early years: Taavet confirms that at first, “nothing happened from the telecoms companies.  You can now go look at comments, for example from AT&T, that Skype video calling would never work. But now, ten years later, Skype accounts for about 30 per cent of international calling traffic.  All these guys were wrong.  It took them about five years to start paying attention, and I think the same will happen with banks now.”

TransferWise is indeed a company to watch.  It has been marked by the Guardian, Wired UK, Startups.co.uk, and TechCrunch as one of the hottest start-ups around.  A host of accolades can be counted to its name, including recently the best European tech company under three years old, at the prestigious Europas awards.  By last December, TransferWise had hit £50 million in total transfers, and its team has grown from 25, to a projected 40 by the end of this year.  Big names are backing the venture, too: a total $1.3 million investment was made by ‘strategic’ investors, some also behind PayPal, Betfair, Wonga.

With so much successful enterprise under his belt, I ask Taavet for any tips he might share with the budding entrepreneur.  “A lot has changed over the past ten years: entrepreneurship has become much more popular.  But there are a couple of fundamentals that I think everyone needs to realise.  One of the first is that it is actually really hard to build a company.  You should not let yourself be fooled by the likes of Facebook or Skype, these are anomolies, once in a century.  You need to be prepared for a long and hard journey, though a very rewarding one … The key word is persistance and being able to deal with unknowns.”

Yet unknowns are just what make this company so exciting: expansion to different countries and currencies is on the horizon.  Hinrikus refers to Skype, sold in 2011 to Microsoft for $8.5 billion, as an anomoly; TransferWise is on the cusp of something similarly huge.

 

Nancy Pelosi addresses Oxford Union

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On Monday evening Nancy Pelosi spoke to a packed debating chamber and disclosed that she was “hoping and praying” Hillary Clinton would decide to run for the presidency in 2016. 

Pelosi, 73, told students that she harboured not White House ambitions herself. As Speaker of the House of Representatives, Pelosi was widely credited with the legislative success of the Affordable Care Act, informally known as ‘Obamacare’. Since the Democrats lost control of the House in 2010, Pelosi’s official title has been House Minority Leader, but she remains one of the most influential politicians in Congress. 

The evening took the format of a prepared talk followed by a question and answer session. Rights were a recurring theme, with mention of immigration, lobbying, education and the increasing role of money in American politics. She was also keen to stress that her Caucus was what she called “the most diverse in the history of civilization” due to its ethnic and gender diversity. 

Like her Republican rival John McCain, the other political heavyweight from the United States to visit the Oxford society this year, Pelosi repeatedly emphasised her support for gun control, pertinent in the aftermath of the Boston marathon bombings and Newtown massacre. 

Mentioning the Citizens United v FEC (Federal Election Commission), a landmark US Supreme Court case heard in 2010 which controversially ruled that free speech encompassed unlimited political campaigning donations, Leader Pelosi suggested that the lack of firearm regulation was due to politicians “living in fear” of organisations like the National Rifle Association, which she insisted have a large political influence on the congressmen and women who receive their donations. 

She repeated several times, “What’s more important, my political life, or saving people’s lives?”

Several students compared the presentations of the Democratic Leader Pelosi and Republican Senator John McCain in the question and answer session, with Henry Zeffman, a first year PPE-ist from Brasenose quipped, “Last term we heard from John McCain. I can safely assure you that each of you has made sure that everybody in Oxford is a Democrat”. 

Pelosi claimed that President Obama is attempting to bridge the divide between the two main American parties, despite co-operation efforts so far being unfruitful. Her frustration with the gridlock that currently characterises American politics was evident, as she suggested that the recently enacted sequester (swathes of arbitrary government spending cuts) is viewed as a “home run” by some Republican Congressmen.

Zeffman summarised the student reaction afterwards: “It was truly inspiring to hear such a transformative leader speak. She laughed at my (rubbish) joke and I’m pretty sure she winked at me on the way out. I will die happy.”

Is Andrew Hamilton’s salary justifiable?

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YES! –  Alexander Rankine 

It is terribly vulgar to discuss money. But my, what fun it is to know how much our exalted vice-chancellor rakes in every year under that billowing academic gown. £424,000 really is a lot of wonga. A lot. Grab a calculator and see for yourself. It is 16 times the average wage. Number crunching off Wikipedia it appears to be 1/14 of Harris Manchester’s entire endowment. Or fully a 1/3 of Regent’s park’s. You could put 47 students through undergraduate courses for a year with that package. Even after tax, and allowing a generous 50 grand to live off, there would still be enough left over to buy a Ferrari. Paid to one man. Every year.

Perhaps it is a mark of the hopeless groupthink and right-on nature of student journalism that none of us really wanted to defend the generous torrent of moolah funnelled annually by our university to its chief executive. Even our resident right-winger on the comment team developed a sudden case of one nation-itis and demurred (pace). Your very own loyal correspondent drew the short straw in the matter. But how to proceed? The money facts above were probably not a good start. Whoops. Yet even taking another tack, on a free market perspective I think you would struggle to make the case that the university need pay top dollar for top talent in a competitive field. AndrewHamilton earns £153,000 more than his Cambridge counterpart. I know we are better than the tabs, but really? One wonders what majestic wonders and mighty works our vice-chancellor must be required to perform to justify such a premium.

Now, I may well be horribly wrong. The problem with figures like this is that they are somewhat opaque. When a pay package is quoted as ‘worth’ a certain amount of money, it does not mean that the recipient is receiving it in cold hard cash or ready gold bullion delivered to his door with the milk every morning. There will be all sorts of pension rights and assorted benefits counted in. The exchequer will take a hefty slab off that headline figure as well. It is also hard to know whether we are comparing apples with apples. The Oxford vice-chancellor’s job may indeed require more of its holder than that elsewhere. Most of us barely know Andrew Hamilton or what he does behind the scenes. My enduring image is of him dressed up and declaiming Latin at matriculation. There is definitely more to the role than that.

When we discuss the matter then, we should first recognise our relative ignorance over the particularities. But it raises a broader issue about executive pay about which we are better able to have a discussion. Those at the top should be rewarded. They have to put up with enormous stresses and responsibilities. They have to endure the national papers disclosing their salaries and criticising their decisions. Moreover, the truly capable are only a limited pool, and they need to go to where they can be most productive. The wage mechanism acts in a market to ensure this. But there are limits.

How much is too much? Here’s one idea. The Cameron government has started pushing for top public sector salaries to be a maximum of twenty times the full time wage of the lowest paid in their organisations. 1/20 of Hamilton’s salary is £21,200 – a good deal higher than the minimum wage. But then Oxford is in many ways a private entity (though state subsidised to an ever declining degree) which must compete internationally with the likes of Yale – at which Hamilton was once provost on a generous salary. Compare the situation here to some private salaries. Bob Diamond got £17 million in pay and perks amidst accusations of tax avoidance and libor fixing. That is 158 times someone on a full-time minimum wage. Disgusting. Andrew Hamilton’s salary does look a bit high, but for a quasi-private organisation and a job of which most of us understand little, it is at least in the right ballpark.

NO! – Jennifer Brown 

It’s the same old bleak story. Banks go bust. Country faces recession. Government intervenes. Wages are cut. Sorted – until figures are released.

Then, bonuses are in. Salaries have risen. The public complains. Promises are made. It’s incredibly tiring. Even having to write about the blast thing is a miserable affair: after the multitude of headlines on the “out of control” executive salaries, you would at least think those representing higher education and, by proxy, the very students subjected to a huge rise in tuition fees last September, would stand firm against the tantalising prospect of yet more money flowing their way.

But no. University tuition fees go up and, accordingly, so too do the salaries of its highest officials, the Vice -Chancellor’s who should know better. Thus we see the pay and pensions package for VC’s in 2011-2012 averaging at £247,428 and Andrew Hamilton, Vice-Chancellor for the University of Oxford, topping the table for highest paid university leader with his annual salary, pensions and benefits package accumulating to a whopping £424,000. Meanwhile, higher education staff face real-terms wage cuts.

Although the Russell-Group defended the increase of 0.5%, or 2.7% if you exclude pension payments and average only the basic salary and benefits total of £219,681, as “only very modest”, this is hardly the point. Whether it was a small or large increase, it was nevertheless an increase on what was already a phenomenally large pay package – all at a time when university students are paying more than ever for tuition fees. So whilst some families scrimp and save to ensure their child can receive the same access to and quality of education as the more prosperous, and then, once there, face the next challenge of an increasingly expensive cost of living (rising rents and meal prices in Oxford notably) those in charge of such institutions are free to loosen their pockets and relax, most likely believing their wages are completely justifiable given the ‘nature’ of their work.

And perhaps this is the very crux of the issue: there remains in society this absurd notion and entrenched belief that those holding prestigious positions should be given an astronomical wage packet to reflect, quite simply, their seniority. True, such figures may aim to reflect the difficult work load and number of hours employed by the individual on a daily basis. And indeed, one could argue the high profile nature of certain professions does warrant some high fiscal remuneration, especially when privacy is at stake. Yet I hardly see how this argument can stand true for anything longer than two minutes before someone pipes up with the blatantly obvious response: what about the Prime-Minister? Doesn’t he only get paid £142,500? I say ‘only’ and of course I am not suggesting that this is by any means a small sum – a three figure salary remains a far cry from the national average of £26,200. But when we consider Cameron’s position, constantly in the media spotlight, representing Britain and responding to the pressures of policy making and public critique, the £142,500 a year salary does become a little easier to digest, relatively speaking.

The same cannot be said for the Vice-Chancellor, however. Yes, he may “provide strategic direction and leadership to the collegiate University” and represents “the University internationally, nationally and regionally” – without a doubt a huge and influential job – but surely the Prime Minister provides strategic direction and leadership to the country, and represents Britain internationally, nationally and regionally too? And yet Hamilton is paid a great deal more for his efforts.  

But, as is always the case, we are forced to hear some rubbish from the chief executive of Universities UK (another big earner, I am sure) about how Hamilton’s and other vice-chancellor’s salaries across the UK are in line with those in competitor countries and similarly sized public and private organisations, therefore we should obviously accept and move on from our silly little rants about wages because hey, we wouldn’t want to become uncompetitive.  And you start to wonder whether they think we are the deluded ones.

Working class boys are a minority group

The interpretation and misinterpretation of facts and statistics can often lead to different, and sometimes wrong, conclusions. The principal of Hertford College, Will Hutton, also the chair of the Independent Commission on Fees, recently announced that ‘higher fees may be having a disproportionate impact on men,’ who, in his opinion, ‘are already under-represented at university.’ This echoes David Willetts’ suggestion, in January, to include white, working class boys as a target group for recruitment in university access agreements, along with ethnic minorities and those from disadvantaged backgrounds. But how much should universities be made to artificially adjust the applications procedure to account for range of socio-economic limiting factors which are a sad reality in our society?

Hutton’s recent statements takes its cue from the fact that the proportion of working-class boys who took places fell by 1.4% between 2010 and 2012, in response to the sharp rise in tuition fees. It would not be an exaggeration to say that the prospect of going to university has become less realistic, as well as desirable for many, regardless of gender or ethnicity. Whether supported by a means-tested student finance loan for tuition and living cost or reliant on family support, scholarships and bursaries, most people are thinking twice before applying to a UK university. But even before the fee rise, there were some identifiable inequalities in terms of the number of ethnic minority applicants to university (let alone how many places were won). Similarly, the fact that even in secondary education, girls tended (and continue) to outperform boys, makes this 1.4 decrease of male working-class background applicants less surprising.

The Independent commission on Fees began collecting details about the backgrounds of hundreds of thousands of successful university applicants in September 2010. Men from ‘deprived backgrounds’ who accepted places at university fell by 1.4% over two years, while the proportion of women applicants from the same deprived backgrounds rose by 0.9% in the same period. The conclusion draw from these facts, was that a ‘worrying gender gap,’ was emerging as a consequence of the massive fee rise.

How, though, should we react to the fact that the higher tuition fees are putting off working class boys? If working class boys were treated as a target group for the purposes of the admissions procedure, could this not tip the balance too far in favour of male applicants? After a few years, might we not see a similar initiative to encourage working class girls to apply to university? And what of the new seven-tier class system which we are now supposed to judge one another by? Of all the questions this brings to mind, to me, the most crucial one is how one would define a working class boy? Would there be a list of schools in deprived areas? Would all applicants have to be means tested by UCAS and then, as a consequence, the middle and upper class male applicants would suffer (though very marginally). Would the applicants’ family histories be taken into account? (Perhaps if the prospective student would become the first male family member to attend university, they would be part of that target group). The Commission considered applicants from areas among the 40% most under-privileged in England as coming from deprived areas. But could this category not be too broad? An applicant from among the 10% most under-privileged in England has significantly less opportunities, one might assume, than someone at the higher end of that ‘privilege scale.’

The main issue here, then, is not necessarily that there is no problem – Will Hutton has obviously identified an inequality which needs to be addressed. But the danger, which is all too real, is that tertiary education is run like a colour by numbers book of quotas and targets – where everyone must fit into a box. There is a need for statistics – and the continued monitoring by the Independent Commission of the gender gap among applicants from an under-privileged background, I would hope, is welcomed by all.

David Willetts’ suggestion that white working-class boys be included as a new target group, while it follows the logic of the inclusion of ethnic minority groups etc, cannot hope to offer a lasting improvement as it is an artificial mechanism. What of the plight of applicants that don’t easily fit into any of the categories? Should a working class white male be who is more or less as skilled as a competitor who is not in a target group, be given the place based on his social background? Surely this is a move in the wrong direction. There must be a better way to reverse the trend of working-class boys deciding not to apply to universities.

Perhaps the answer to this problem does not lie hidden beneath the growing pile of statistical information, but in a simple publicity campaign – universities, and indeed schools, should do more to encourage boys in all social classes to apply to university by visiting universities, and getting inspired. Perhaps, though, we should not react to these figures quite so extremely – who knows, in a few years, in the absence of intervention, these statistics might re-adjust, and equilibrium closer to the 50/50 gender split might be reached. Whatever happens, I am sure Will Hutton will be better placed to judge the issue than many.

Tracks of the week: April 23rd

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Daft Punk – Get Lucky feat. Pharrell & Nile Rodgers

New Daft Punk! Unless you’re blind, deaf and your out-of-college accommodation is underneath the Magdalen bridge you’ve probably already heard it. And you’ll most likely be hearing it all summer. WHICH IS FINE BY ME.

 

Savages – Shut Up

So post-punk trio Savages have released a new video in light of their upcoming debut, but do yourself a favour, and skip to around a minute in – they’ve only gone and got a bloody manifesto. Why do people keep on doing that? It’s like they want to sound like grads. That said, they’re performing live with Bo Ningen on the 29th May at the Red Gallery in East London, which might just be the best gig you’ve ever been to.

 

Kirin J Callinan – Embracism

Kirin J Callinan is an Aussie, but that’s pretty much all I know about him. Following in the (pretty fucking huge) footsteps of Nick Cave and Rowland S Howard, he’s bringing gothy Australian singer-songwriters into the 21st century, with some eerie post-industrial synths and lyrics that mention the internet. Very dark, very raw. I can only find one other song by him, but it’s just as good and comes with equally creepy visuals.

 

Ian Isiah – M1NDFVCK

This one has nipples in the video so don’t watch it if you’re somewhere where nipples are frowned upon. Ian Isiah dishes out some glitchy R&B whilst getting sexy with performance artist Boychild and whispering “mindfuck” again and again. Take that, heteronormativity. Obviously a big name in the NY mafia with appearances from Boychild and the Hood By Air logo plastered all over the video, the hype game is strong with this one. I dig it.

 

Key Nyata – Thx Gvrdxxn (Let a Nigga Smoke)

So it was 4/20 the other day, and Key Nyata’s cooked up the soundtrack to your skunk-induced psychosis. Part of Raider Klan along with Spaceghostpurrp, Ethelwulf and Denzel Curry, expect a lot of pitched-down vocals, screwed production, and of course the compulsory weed hook. I’d probably steer clear if you’re the kind of person that ends up spending your bop at the bottom of a k-hole panicking about that 30% you got in collections, cos this one might hit home a little too hard.

 

DJ Rashad – I Don’t Give a Fuck

With releases from both DJ Rashad and RP Boo, it’s been a big week for footwork. Now I may not have got the memo explaining why footwork is the shit whilst shuffling is just shit, but there’s no doubt its ADHD rhythm is a breath of fresh air in a dance music scene saturated with shite house that somehow manages to be both bland and Eurotrashy. DJ Rashad does what he does, chopping up bleeps to sound like the ECG of a hummingbird with a heart murmur, and whilst Outlook won’t be moving from Croatia to Chicago anytime soon, Rashad still gets props from, uh, the Cherwell.

Confessions of a Hypochondriac

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 As a dedicated hypochondriac, there is no point at which I would not consider calling the doctor. What for most people is a season hazard or a sign of lack of sleep would have me dialing 999. The slightest headache or wave of nausea are an immediate sign of impending doom, gloom or death.

As a tragic consequence of this, my internet history is essentially an endless and lists of NHS summative information articles. When it gets really bad, sensationalist sites such as netdoctor creep closer to the top of the list. These sites gen­erally feed my fears and act as a kind of source of addiction, just like any pill that I’ve taken – which was no doubt prescribed as a placebo in the first place. The pills may well help to completely cure what was originally thought to be cancer but what was in reality a product of excessive eating, drinking or worrying. But cure is a strong word.

According to NHS statistics, this “health anxiety” take up approximately £2 billion of UK health spending per annum alone. It’s worse over the pond: our paranoid American friends spend around $20 billion every year on unneces­sary medical examinations. For myself and all my kind, I can only apologise.

It gets worse. Compare £2 billion with the £9.4 billion that the UK spends on cancer in 2011, both from private and public funds. Hypochondria­sis, the medical term for a disease most people roll their eyes at, accounts for more than a fifth of that spent on Cancer. We are a paranoid force to be reckoned with. Perhaps one could still ar­gue that it is a ridiculous force or an unimpor­tant one, but £2 billion implies it is slightly more than just moany people being silly again.

If you consider that most people who are hy­pochondriacs probably don’t truly realise that they have any anxiety about health and that it, in its most serious form, is linked to anxiety and depression, then it becomes clear that such an issue is in need of legitimate attention. I am confident that had I not written this feature and were instead reading it for the first time, I would stop here and immediately book myself into the counsellor with self-diagnosed bipolar disorder.

Yet self assessment is difficult, especially for someone like me. It was surprising to find, when researching this topic, that the NHS’ guidance on whether you are a hypochondriac or not is quite heavy-going. People are taking this seri­ously, it seems. They do not ask the expected list of questions: “do you sometimes think you’re ill but find out that you’re not?”, “How many times a day do you take your own temperature?”. Instead the six questions, to which you have to answer mostly ‘yes’, ask whether you have been preoccupied with having a serious illness which has lasted at least six months; whether this pre­occupation has distressed you or impacted neg­atively on all areas of your life; whether you felt the need to constantly examine and diagnose yourself; whether you need constant reassur­ance from doctors and close friends and family; whether you are unconvinced by this reassur­ance.

From my strident beginnings as a proud hy­pochondriac, when confront with this terrifying psychological examination. I started to doubt my “dedication”. I even dropped my thermom­eter. Maybe I have a weird and dangerous strain of hypochondria? … And here we are again, right back to the beginning.

The causes of health anxiety are usually linked to childhood. As my father often puts it, “every­thing is rather Freudian”. The illness typically can be attributed to experiencing death or trau­ma in your childhood (no, that’s not my reason), being overly worried about death (again, no), to being exposed to a particular cause of stress (un­likely, to be honest). Either this, or it is linked to depression and anxiety disorder. Maybe I simply just having a “worrier personality”.

Seeing this list, I can’t seem to work mine out – I’m going to put it down to that dangerous de­pressive strain from before.

After identifying whether these could be a reason for such anxiety, the guidance on treat­ing it is psychological. You may find my saying this bizarre, either because it is obvious to you that health anxiety is a mental affliction or you are wondering what happens to the physical aches and pains which usually come as symp­toms of health anxiety and which then serve as a basis for most complaints and night-time web searches.

It is now understood that these are psycho­logically triggered and thus treating the root seems to be treating the problem. CBT (Cogni­tive Behavioural Therapy) is the most common source of therapy as it helps you to find ways to cope with and change your reactions to anx­ious thoughts whilst depending on the reason for such anxiety trauma-focused therapy and psychotherapy are also used. As I said before though, this all sounds a bit serious for our old friend ‘hypochondria’.

However, it is not all doom and gloom: my fa­ther is a stalwart and persistent hypochondri­ac – there are literally boxes of medicine in his house. If you have anything, he knows exactly what you have and supplies a cure. This annoy­ing side-effect of his hypochondria is apparently legitimised by the fact that both his parents were doctors. I have stopped responding with “but you didn’t go through seven years of medi­cal training” because the response is usually more long-winded than worth it. In his case, I’m afraid, it is serious – you cannot see him without some discussion of his recent visit to the nutri­tionist/dermatologist/insert any other medi­cal professional. However, the anxiety he has over his health, which he denies point blank of course, has finally helped him. He had a huge ac­cident while skiing this Easter breaking three ribs, 2 vertebrae and fracturing part of his pel­vis.

One might joke that it’s something of a hypo­chondriac’s dream, but I think it’s now clear that this is not the case and the matter is much more serious.

The hypochondriac that he is forced us further than the sensible parent ever goes: we wear hel­mets, get adequate insurance, and don’t drink when skiing for fear of any serious accident, which oddly he didn’t anticipate happening to himself. This was a semi-saving grace – he is not brain-dead, dead nor paralysed. From all the worrying that my father has done and all the ail­ments he has had, the only advice I can give you that helped him is this: always wear a helmet. I like to think that his hypochondria helped his accident by causing him to take precautions, but I’m not sure the science is linked.

It turns out that I am not the complete mad­woman that I suspect I was. Hypochondria may not have serious medical implications upon my body, but it does untold damage upon the mind. The figures cannot be that wrong, and they eye-rolling has got to stop. Where does one self-reg­ulate?

Having written this, almost in spite of myself I swore to change my ways and learn when I am ill and when I am just panicking. To cap it all I even cancelled an appointment with my GP over some ailment or other, finally realising that I am ridiculous and that said ailment was a figment of my imagination. “I will never waste their time or money again, other people need it more”, I prom­ised as I happily sipped my herbal tea, confident in its healing properties and ability to extend my life… Then I felt a wave of nausea and quickly considered calling the doctor back tomorrow, or even today, God help him. Either way, I won’t stay away for long, because, real or not, and no mat­ter what the general opinion towards it is, health anxiety is a force to be reckoned with. The NHS statistics speak for themselves.

 

A Darker Shade of Brown

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When I phone Derren Brown, I’ve just watched him persuade someone that they’ve witnessed a zombie apocalypse. Derren’s shows have convinced people to rob banks and attempt the assassination of Stephen Fry.

I assume our conversation will be full of subliminal attempts to warp my brain, and so I am somewhat apprehensive, scared even at the start of our interview. Yet Derren Brown is more restrained than sinister – if he wasn’t renowned for manipulating minds, I’d assume he was an accountant.

Derren is adamant that he doesn’t constantly hypnotise interviewers. I ask whether he’s tempted to use his skills off-stage. “For evil?” he laughs. “Maybe, not anymore. I feel like I’ve grown out of that. When I was young, I was always having to do magic tricks to impress people, because I didn’t really know how to have a normal conversation…it was sort of a bit pathetic.”

Derren projects none of the showmanship of his performances. His relationship with magic began due to social insecurity, not the desire to perform grandiose television stunts. Magic is “quite a childish urge.” He believes confidence is rare among magicians. “It’s the quickest route to impressing people, if you don’t feel very impressive, definitely. A lot of kids, maybe who aren’t very self-confident, tend to go through a magic phase and you tend to grow out of it… I would have definitely stopped it by now; it was only because I could find a way with the TV, that I could make it something a bit more grown up, that kept it going.”

Derren’s childhood desire for validation has been superseded by an interest in how his skills affect other people. “Otherwise you just get sick of magicians, you find them cool for a couple of years and then you sense that they’re just posturing – that it’s all a bit silly. They go out of favour.” Nowadays, he sees his work in more professional terms; he isn’t a mind reader off stage. “I don’t think of it or play up to it, but I’ve got a friend who said that when he first knew me, he was convinced I was just doing stuff all the time and everything I said was some calculated piece of influence, which wasn’t the case at all.”

Derren got into magic while studying Law and German at Bristol University, when his two main characteristics were kleptomania and evangelical Christianity. He is now famous for his blend of pop-psychology and magic. After his show Mind Control in 2000, he became known for playing Russian roulette and predicting lottery numbers live on air. His recent shows are more documentary, often assessing the psychological basis of religion. In 2012, he  converted an atheist to Christianity in fifteen minutes.

Having lost faith in his twenties, Derren is ambivalent towards religion. He once described The God Delusion as his “favourite book”, but now he’s more reserved. “I was a Christian for many years, and now I’m not; I am very aware that people spend a lot of time thinking about how it is that we end up believing in things… People spend their lives debunking that, and whilst I share their views, that can be fairly joyless. There are ways of getting that message out without it seeming belligerent.”

In one recent show, Fear and Faith, Derren emphasised his respect for individuals’ faiths. Investigating the placebo effect, he said religion “doesn’t have to be foolish”, and beliefs “are clearly very real to the people who hold them.” Today he seems warier. He differentiates between private belief, and “the nasty end of the wedge. What faith in things, as opposed to thought, can lead to. Once you get into the faith that your idea is the correct idea, there’s a clear logical pathway to intolerance and a feeling of invincibility… Once you believe that you’re a martyr, and you’re prepared to sacrifice yourself for it, you’ve created this perfect system that doesn’t feel like it can go anywhere good.”

He compares religious belief with psychics. “I think a lot of it’s very ugly and that intellectual bravery is important…but there will people who’ll go to psychics and take great comfort in it, and not get addicted to it, and maybe don’t really believe it’s true… It would be odd to say that’s wrong and needs to be taken away from them. There are plenty of grey areas.”

Derren’s relationship with the supernatural is more complex than most ‘mind-readers’. I question why he never professed to be psychic. “There are plenty of people who do that, who have come from the world of showbiz and do it knowingly, seeing it sells well. But you’ve got to live with that. That’s your life. And I remember early on in my career thinking, what do people like Uri Geller tell their kids?… It’s a difficult line to tread between being honest enough but also being entertaining and maintaining some mystery.”

In recent years, Derren has emphasised the reasoning behind his beliefs. With the exception of Apocalypse, in which he convinced someone that Britain had been wiped off the map in a meteor strike, he’s dropped most of the grandeur of his early career. He tells me that Infamous, his new stage show, is “a bit more stripped down than previous shows”.

Happy to deflate the mystery of his performances, he jokes about on-stage disasters. “There was one guy in Belfast a few years ago who got up on stage and he just started throwing up, full on projectile vomiting over me, the other participants over the stage, and all over the front row. It just didn’t stop; he had to be sent back down and he was throwing up all over the ushers. You have to make that decision – is it okay to carry on?”

His self-deprecation distinguishes Derren from other psychics. He thinks we’re all familiar with his methods. “It works in the same way that, if you break up with somebody – and as you’re feeling terrible – there’s a song on the radio, years later, whenever you hear that song, you’ll feel terrible. We’ve all experienced that sort of thing… It’s perfectly ordinary processes I’m using; I’m just putting them into practice in a slightly different way.”

He shies away from the vocabulary of traditional magicians. Hypnosis is “a slightly misleading idea”, based on suggestibility. “We’re suggestible in some situations and not in others. If we’re trying to achieve something that we want for ourselves, if we’re going to see a hypnotherapist to give up smoking – that’s very different to some guy on stage who’s trying to make you dance around and think you’re a ballerina. It all depends on context.”

When I wonder about the use of these techniques in advertising, he’s surprised at my naivety. “Oh yeah, that’s what the business is! It’s not necessarily sinister…Politicians use it, speech writers know about it… We’re all cynical about it, we all sniff at adverts for KFC or whatever. Which is fine until we’re starving hungry out in the high street and faced with KFC or another company we’ve never heard of, and we all go for KFC. We’re all susceptible to it at some level.”

Derren’s reasoned approach makes you feel educated about irrationality, not misled by cheap illusions. Sometimes his techniques seem inhumane: shock-entertainment cloaked by a veneer of science. Yet his motivation by rationalism is genuine. At the end of the interview, I say “break a leg” for his stage show that night. “No, no, ‘good luck’ is fine,” he says. “I’m not superstitious.”

 

 

Derren Brown is performing his new show, Infamous, at The New Theatre on 22nd-27th April

Aspects of Culture: Online Culture

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“Aspects of Culture” is a new semi-regular feature that examines what culture is and what it means to people from different walks of life. This week, dedicated vlogger Megan Birch examines the concept of internet culture.

If you’re looking for an unbiased take on the internet, I’m afraid you won’t find it here. I am very much pro-internet, and pro-YouTube in particular. But first a question: hipster, fangirl, social justice warrior or troll – which are you?

A hipster posts pictures of their artfully arranged salad on Instagram with equally arty filters applied, and only likes something if it’s not mainstream. A fangirl (or more rarely fanboy) is obsessively enthusiastic about their fandoms, writes almost exclusively in capslock, and cannot contain their “feels”. An SJW will call you out on your sexist/racist/homophobic/transphobic idiocy, and they will do it with such passion as to inspire awe in the casual liberal. Finally, a troll will criticise everything that any of the above do, and the more personal the comment the better.

Personally, I’m a social justice fangirl. My blog is full of GIFs of Doctor Who and Harry Potter, but these are interspersed with long and rambling blogs on feminism and LGBTQ issues. I don’t associate with many hipsters but I’ve definitely been a victim of trolls, who have pestered me with very personal questions about my sexuality, embedded my G-rated videos on websites with names like “kinkyforums.com”, and called me “the most disturbing thing I have ever seen on the internet.” To be honest, that’s either a masterful troll or someone who hasn’t spent very much time online.

Yes, the internet can be a very scary place. But on the other hand, it can be the most supportive environment you’ll ever find.

One of the most underrated aspects of the internet is the sense of community it can foster in those who don’t necessarily have much support IRL (that’s “in real life” for the less web-savvy). One frequently cited example is Nerdfighteria, the community that has built up around the YouTube videos made by the vlogbrothers, John and Hank Green. John is an award-winning Young Adult novelist and Hank runs the environmental blog EcoGeek, but they are perhaps most beloved for their other job as professional video bloggers (or vloggers) watched by one million subscribers worldwide, many of whom identify as “nerdfighters” and seek to “reduce worldsuck”. To this end, the community has lent over $2 million to entrepreneurs in developing countries via kiva.org and raised over $500,000 for charity last December via the Project For Awesome, all whilst writing songs about Doctor Who on the ukulele, debating the viability of the penny, and doing their happy dances.

Nerdfighter culture is a mixture of the whimsical, the geeky, and the genuinely charitable, and it is arguably fairly emblematic of a much larger online community. Only online are nerds so free to geek out about their favourite media, social justice warriors so able to engage in passionate and constructive discussions about prejudice and hardship, and everyone so encouraged to get involved via blogs, tweets, videos and comments.

This is where YouTube and online culture in general have a one-up on traditional media. “If TV is a monologue, YouTube is a conversation,” says Benjamin Cook in his online documentary Becoming YouTube, a point proven rather dramatically a few weeks later when his episode “Girls on YouTube” sparked a fierce discussion spanning hundreds of videos and thousands of comments. Online, everyone has a voice.

There is also a strong emphasis on education on YouTube which can get lost in mainstream media amongst videos exhibiting cats on skateboards or surprisingly successful musicians. Channels such as TheBrainScoop, a cheerful series on zoology and taxidermy, or ViHart’s creative videos on maths encourage viewers to seek out educational material, and the enthusiasm surrounding such projects is sometimes hard to believe; TheBrainScoop is funded almost entirely by donations.

I have a pet theory about the internet: it slightly exaggerates everything. On the internet, you are free to make hateful comments behind a comforting veil of anonymity, but you’re also free to reach out to whomever you please, to share your love of creative content and its creators, to find a community, a teacher, or even an audience, and to fight for your own rights and those of others. Online culture gives everyone a chance to create, to connect with whomever they want, and to decide who they want to be, regardless of where and how they have grown up. It’s not necessarily an equal chance, and perhaps the egalitarianism of the internet is overstated given its ever-growing internal celebrity culture, but it does give everyone a chance to speak.

I’ve suffered at the keyboards of trolls. But I will tweet to the death for their right to criticise me.

Megan Birch can be found on Twitter @MegBirch, on Tumblr at nutmegbirch.tumblr.com, and on YouTube at youtube.com/thesinginggirl.