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Stephen Fry becomes Professor at Catz

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Stephen Fry, the comedian, TV personality, author, presenter and national treasure, has been appointed as a Visiting Fellow of St Catz as the Cameron Mackintosh Professor of Contemporary Theatre.

The Professorship is an annual award given to a public figure who delivers termly lectures on topics of their choosing under the theme of contemporary performance. Fry will succeed a former artistic director of the RSC, Sir Michael Boyd. The post has previously been held by public thespians and broadcasters such as Sir Patrick Stewart and Lord Attenborough.

In a press release on the college website Fry stated, “This is an extraordinary honour… I really look forward to engaging with students who are enthusiastic and passionate about the performing arts. Dance and music will feature little in my time there, I am sorry to say, but I hope to help students devise comic and dramatic pieces, talk through rehearsal, writer-performing techniques and procedures… Above all, I hope we’ll all have fun. It’s not by accident that dramatic pieces are actually called plays, and that in Shakespeare’s day actors were players.’

Mr Fry will deliver the inaugural lecture on the 20th February at the Bernard Sunley Lecture room in Catz, the event is open to everybody and tickets will be released in advance online. St Catz will release further details on ticketing options nearer the time. It is expected that Mr Fry will deliver a further workshop or seminar in Trinity term, beyond the initial lecture Mr Fry is under no further obligations.

The Master of St Catz, Professor Roger Ainsworth cited “Stephen’s highly acclaimed return to the stage in the 2012 production of Twelfth Night at Shakespeare’s Globe” as one of the reasons for his appointment, as well as his popular appeal among the student body.

Robert Natzler, head of Cabal student productions, lamented Fry’s appointment, “He’s great and famous and all, but he’s not exactly a Jez Butterworth, is he? The decision seems to be more driven by populism than a genuine desire to celebrate some of the great writers and directors out there who don’t get Fry levels of exposure. Jonathan Church, Ian Rickson – hell, even one of those blokes from Punchdrunk – the list of braver, more exciting candidates is pretty extensive.”

When asked via Twitter if he would like to comment on his appointment, Mr Fry replied “No.” However, when pressed further, he expanded on his response by tweeting, “@jackprescott_ Sorry, but you see I don’t ever do print media. Not even for lovely fluffy students.”

Council turns down St Cross extension

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A contest-winning extension to the St Cross West Quadrangle has been turned down by Oxford City Council.

The proposals put forward by St Cross to Oxford Council in July of this year included plans to build 53 new student rooms, a lecture theatre and a library as part of the large-scale work.

The decision, made by the Council’s West Area Planning Committee, overruled the recommendations of its own officers. One of the main objections cited for the rejection of the planning proposals was that a fin-de-siècle boundary wall that stands on the extension’s proposed site would have to have been demolished.

An Oxford City Council spokesman commented that the current extension proposal, “involving the demolition of the walls, would cause harm to the heritage significance of the structures that is not justified by any public benefits deriving from the works.”

Another problem with the plans cited by the council was that the Pusey House Chapel’s west window would have been blocked from view by the new building. Pusey House is Grade 2 listed, and so the college’s building plans were not seen as in keeping with the local context.

Sir Mark Jones, Master of St Cross College, said, “We were disappointed by the refusal of planning permission because we believe that St Cross Students would benefit from the creation of more accommodation on our central site and we know that the College needs more library work spaces and better facilities for seminars and lectures.”

Dr Joel Shapiro, Fellow of St Cross College, shared similar sentiments, saying, “I am obviously disappointed by the decision.”  

The Council’s objection has also drawn criticism from some St Cross students. Lei Xie, MPhil in Economics, said, “I fail to see how the boundary wall possesses sufficient historic and aesthetic value to merit the status of a significant heritage structure.”

He added, “St Cross already faces substantial space constraints. The Quadrangle feels incomplete and the existing facilities do not match the standards of many Oxford colleges. I hope another remedial solution can be found in the immediate future.”

The college extension, however, has received a more muted response among local Oxford residents. Jericho and Osney Councillor Susanna Pressel said, “I didn’t object but the residents felt [the extension] was too tall and I hope that a compromise can be reached. I know the college was very disappointed and its architects were very prestigious.”

Niall McLaughlin Architects had won a St Cross College competition to design the West Quadrangle in November 2012. The St Cross Governing Body voted almost unanimously in favour of McLaughlin’s entry.

Following the Council’s decision, Sir Mark Jones concluded, “The College has not yet decided what to do next but we certainly hope to find a way forward in the not too distant future.”

Hockey season gets interesting

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The Women’s Blues rose to third in the South Hockey League Division 2, following a 4-1 victory over an Eastcote team that had previously been above them in the table. The team are in decent shape following an exciting 5-4 victory the previous week against local rivals Oxford HC, and are now closing in on Surbiton, who currently head the table.

With matches against Guildford and Marlow to come, maintaining form will be important for the Womne’s Blues. In an upcoming match against traditional rivals Cambridge in BUCS Premier South, the Blues will be given the extra motivation of looking to create a 5 point gap between their Varsity opponents. The Monkeys (Women’s 2nd XI) and Hos (3rd XI) remain mid-table in their Saturday leagues, but are performing particularly well in the BUCS leagues, being 2nd and 3rd in respectively.

The Men’s Blues had a difficult week facing high quality opposition in the form of Spencer and Milton Keynes in South League Premier Division 1and Bath University in the BUCS league. Despite the defeat to Bath, the Blues remain joint leaders of BUCS Premier South having recently defeated Exeter 4-3, a victory particularly impressive given that Exeter play in the National Conference, one league below the national premier division. The matches were made even more challenging by a string of injuries and illnesses that have affected the squad. The Occassionals (2nd XI) and Infrequents (3rd XI) maintained strong form, with the O’s third in the London Hockey League Division 2 and the I’s not far off in the same league. 

Recent results:

Men’s Blues 1 – 4 Milton Keynes 1s

Women’s Blues 4 – 1 Eastcote 1s

Occasionals 4 – 1 Spencer 4s

Monkeys 4 – 3 Phoenix and Ranelagh 1s

Infrequents 3 – 1 Southgate 4s

Hos 0 – 2 Bicester 1s

Men’s Blues 1 – 3 Bath 1s

Women’s Blues 0 – 4 Cardiff 1s

Occasionals 0 – 4 Cambridge 1s

Monkeys 4 – 0 Coventry 1s

Infrequents 4 – 1 Harper Adams 1s

Hos 2 – 3 Nottingham 4s 

Students in anti fee privatization protest

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At noon this Wednesday, a small group of  students and former students assembled outside the Clarendon Building on Broad Street to participate in an “open-air meeting” and demonstrate their discontent over the loan sell-off. Balliol JCR also passed a motion on Sunday condemning the government’s plan to privatise student loans and offering their support to the protesters.

The events were scheduled as part of a wider ‘National Day of Action’, organised by the Student Assembly Against Austerity (SAAA). Over twenty six campuses from across the UK, including Oxford, LSE and Sheffield, were involved in the protest. The privatisation of student loan debt was announced as part of the government’s attempts to raise £15 billion from the sale of public assets to private companies by 2020.

Xavier Cohen, who proposed the anti-privatisation motion at Balliol told Cherwell, “For me, it’s quite clear that the government’s plans to privatise our student loans are ideological. But what I think really convinced Balliol JCR students is the threat that privatisation will entail removing the cap on the interest rates we pay back on our loans. Even if such a policy was legally covered in the small print, realistically, this would mean retroactively increasing the interest rates that students were led to believe were capped.”

David Willetts MP, the Universities Minister, swiftly defended the plans. In a public statement issued by the Department for Business, Innovation and Skills he said, “There will be no change to the terms of repayment so students shouldn’t be affected by the privatisation of their loans.”

Many students, however, remain sceptical about the Minister’s promises. Olivia Arigho-Stiles from Somerville said, “This is yet another attack on the accessibility of higher education to less well-off students in this country.”

Wednesday’s protest-meeting passed off without incident. One student who attended the meeting said, “The programme of debt-privatisation is wholly ideological. It is being operated entirely at the expense of all students. Either we speak out or be bled dry.”

Other students, however, disagree with the protesters and the SAAA. One Keble second-year said, “The notion that there is still a clear-cut dichotomy between public and private debt is erroneous. All public debt held in US dollars and sterling becomes private debt at some point down the line by virtue of being constituted in private reserve currency… Objections raised over the ideological nature of privatisation are misplaced.”

Local Green Party City Councillor and recent Oxford graduate Sam Hollick attended the the protest outside the Clarendon Building. He told Cherwell, “If you’re going to privatise student loans, you open them up to companies who want to make profit out of them, and the only way to make profit is to put up the interest rates on our debts. So results of this could be a hike in fees for students, even for people who’ve already graduated.”

Asked whether he was disappointed by the very low turnout at the event – only a dozen students attended – Hollick replied, “I always think that it doesn’t take a huge number of people to change the world.”

Computer runs Wolfson bar

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A current DPhil student has invented a computer, using innovative Raspberry Pi technology, than manages orders, organises staff rotas and controls music selection.

This £35 machine is now taking control of the Wolfson College bar. Through using sensors linked together, the computer can manage stock levels based on current levels, organise staffing and vary music levels based on the crowd. It can also work out which user in college is down in the bar most often. The machine can pour the pints too, however British law requires a responsible person behind the bar and a computer would not technically count, despite meeting all other legal requirements.

The student responsible, Johan Paulsson, commented, “There are several parts of the system that works together and creates the entire system, but presumably you are talking about the stock/drinks part. The reason why this was created was because at one point we didn’t really know what was sold and what was popular in the bar. We could have constantly checked what was left in the bar but that would have been incredibly time consuming. Rather than doing that, we decided that splitting up each item in to an individual sale item would be favourable.

“This meant that we could then take the sale data from the till database and analyse this by itself to get things like: which is our most popular drink, what was sold on a specific day, how many pints is left in any keg (and therefore, does anyone need to go down and change it). If you add in what we have bought (through an automatized system of reading the delivery notes) then we also know how much stock we have in the bar and when we need to buy new items.”

He also described new additions to the scheme in a comment to Cherwell. He said, “There are a couple of things we have added which is outside the focus of the initial idea of stock control, for example there is a light sensor that checks if the bar has been opened and then updates the homepage so that people can check if they can get a drink at that moment. Being a student voluntary (i.e. non-paid) bar means that we rely on workers to donate their free time and a setup like that allows people to not waste the time to go look for a drink and then make alternative plans.”

In general, people seem to be very much in favour of the new system. Johan told Cherwell, “The largest part deals with stock control so the implication for other students is that we are fiscally responsible and can then funnel funds to more tangible things like an upgraded sound system and such. We have recently added a part to it which deals with the voluntary basis of the bar in the form of a signup system that reminds people about when they are working that has received incredibly good feedback.”

Tracy Fuzzard, common room secretary added, “Johan has single-handedly created an efficient and speedy service simplifying the bar procedures with Raspberry Pi.  This benefits everyone and helps enormously in the day-to-day management of this student-run bar at Wolfson.  Very well done.”

Corpus offer benefits to encourage committee applications

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A recent lack of applications for the JCR committee led some of its members to propose a motion to introduce “committee carrots”.

The motion stated that Corpus Christi is “almost unique in offering no tangible benefits to its committee members” and grants rewards to committee members including the termly funding of formal hall and the allocation of a “priority pass”, guaranteeing them a place at formal with up to two guests.

The motion also aims to add proportion to the types of punishment available to committee members, stating that the JCR will benefit “in being able to discipline errant Officers without removing them from their position.”

Harry Begg, Corpus JCR Vice-President, commented, “I see what we are providing as a service to other members of our community, and, although I would hate to see us as separate from the main body, people should be rewarded for that service.”

He added, “In other colleges, members of the executive get many more benefits compared to the limited changes introduced. I think more needs to be done to reinvigorate elections; We should never be in a situation where a position isn’t being contested by more than one person. This is a first step in changing that, and hopefully the next set of elections at the end of this term will be more of an exciting democratic event than the last.”

One Corpus student told Cherwell, “Giving the committee ‘perks of the job’ completely undermines the collegiate, inclusive JCR tradition we have tried to maintain, which allows all students to feel comfortable amongst peers when debating college life. On the other hand, of course, I will definitely be running in our next elections. Whether that’s good for democracy, I’m not so sure.”
However, one second year said, “I think it’s a bad idea to give people rewards for being on the committee. Whilst it has the obvious benefit of making more people more likely to sign up, it means some people will sign up for the rewards alone rather than because they actually care about what they’re doing.”

Another second year at New College told Cherwell, “Ultimately, you want a reward that makes the president’s life a bit easier, but not one that is so significant that it is a reason to go for the position in itself.”

Top of the JCR Premiership hotting up

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The JCR premier division looks like it is turning into a three team race with Teddy Hall, Exeter and Worcester all in with a shout for the title. Both Teddy Hall and Exeter remain undefeated, after Exeter this week beat Wadham 2-0. Exeter scored two goals in the first half in a smash-and -grab victory over Wad- ham who were without their captain Jeremy Stothart – sidelined for two weeks with a knee injury.

Sandy Clark set up James West’s sumptuous finish before West returned the favour for

Sandy to put the Turl Street outfit two up in the first fifteen minutes. In a fantastic game which showed the high standard of the JCR Prem, Wadham were unable to muster a substantive reply. Exeter keeper Jack O’Mahoney made sev- eral good saves to keep out a Wadham side who have failed to score from open play this season. In a game of roughly even possession it was Ex- eter’s superior finishing that counted.

Stothart looking on from the side comment- ed, “We played really well, it was probably our best game of the season – we definitely missed my presence though.”

This week Worcester took on a St Catz side who have been struggling for form so far. Initially Catz kept the ball well and aimed to build from the back and were engaging in some intricate midfield interplay. However Catz failed to break through the Worcester holding midfield which included an impressive Luke Devereux.

Worcester’s main early threat came from corners and in the thirtieth minute they made this count with a Nick Murray corner being bundled into the St Catz goal after a goalmouth scramble. Catz were not flustered, and continued their possession play although once more it remained ineffective.

Nick Murray looked a threat the whole match and could have had a penalty just before half time but it was waived away by the referee. In the second half Worcester started to press more, and Sam Gomarsall put in some dangerous crosses for Worcester.

One of these crosses was headed out only as far as Murray, whose volley took a cruel deflection and nestled in the back of the net for 2-0, the final score. Catz may feel hard done by given their possession, but they failed to turn that into any significant attacking threat.

In the other JCR Prem game of the week, Teddy Hall beat a disheartened Balliol side 4-1 on Monday at a drizzly Uni Parks to take remain the top side in the JCR Prem. Jack Moran scored two and assisted two in the comfortable victory over their Broad Street opponents.

After falling 4-0 behind Balliol managed to rescue a late goal through Math Williams, whose chip came back off the post and multi- plied Williams’s goal tally for the year to two. In truth, Teddy Hall could have scored more, but Ed Mole and Harry Lighton failed to convert on a couple of occasions. It’s been a disappointing week for Balliol, who had lost 5-0 to Exeter on the previous Friday. 

That result leaves them languishing just above St. Catz at the “bottom of the JCR Prem.

However this league looks definitively
 split as we approach the half-way stage, with Teddy Hall, Worcester and Exeter closely grouped at the top and six points clear as a group from the bottom four of Wadham, St Hugh’s, Balliol and St Catz.

The second half of the season will certainly be interesting at both ends of the table with all teams having something to play for.

Police attempt to spy on Cambridge students

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A Cambridge based activist has recorded a meeting with Cambridgeshire police, in which it was proposed that he report back to them about the goings on of student political groups.

The Police were looking for information on society meetings, speaker events, campaign plans and logistics for protests, the video reveals. They also asked the activist to monitor related Facebook pages and to pass on the names of protest organisers. Organisations including the Cambridge Student Union, the group Cambridge Defend Education and political movement UK Uncut were targets of the Police’s interest.

In early October, the activist, who did not wished to be named, was rung by the Police out of nowhere. He was invited to a meeting, where the idea of becoming their informant was proposed. He was offered money, around £30, for his services.

The officer in the video explained the reasoning behind the gathering of such information, saying, “I am asking these questions is because it gives the officers an idea of how many people are going to attend {protests], where they are coming from, how many vehicles are going to turn up, so they can put measures in place to keep them off the road”. The officer then remarked on the impossibility of finding out such information without inside help.

“It’s not because we want to target people and round them all up and arrest them.” he emphasized.

A Cambridgeshire police representative stressed the legality of the officer’s proposition: “Officers use covert tactics to gather intelligence, in accordance with the law, to assist in the prevention and detection of criminal activity.”

Some Oxford students have reacted angrily to the revelation. St Anne’s medic George Gillett found the idea to present a worrying infringement of our privacy: “Oxford students should be concerned about the news of this surveillance, and the police’s vague justification of ‘national security’ as a reason to monitor students’ political activity. Unfortunately the news is characteristic of the growing disregard for an individual’s right to freedom of association”.

The time and monetary of costs of such spying were also flagged by some as inappropriate. “I can’t believe they’re using public money to pay for spying on peaceful demonstrators! I suggest they instead use it for what it is meant for: fighting real crime, and keeping people safe,” says second year Geologist Ryan Fox.

Balliol fresher Xavier Cohen took a cynical approach to the Polices’ justifications: “Police Officers may claim that “it’s not because we want to target people”, but the evidence shows otherwise. After the political arrest of Michael Chessum – the University of London Union President – on campus last week, and the mass arrest of hundreds of peaceful student anti-fascists in Tower Hamlets this summer, it’s clear that the state is working hard to denormalise protest and contentious politics amongst student bodies.”

Oxford admissions boss shuns "thick and rich"

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The head of admissions at the University of Oxford has claimed this week that the admissions system is deliberately designed to nullify the advantages that wealthier applicants can gain through tutoring. Nine out of ten candidates now have to take a subject-specific aptitude test, designed to be impossible to teach for.

Speaking at an international higher education conference run by the Sutton Trust charity, Mike Nicholson, director of undergraduate admissions, said, “I really don’t care whether candidates are poor and bright or rich and bright. I want the bright ones,” he said. “If they’re thick and rich, they’re the ones I’m hoping our process can exclude.”

A spokesperson for the University of Oxford said, “Speaking at an event organised to discuss approaches to outreach and academic selection, Mr Nicholson indicated that there was a great deal of mythology and misinformation over the students that are made offers — there is a public perception that we attract the ‘rich and thick’.

“His presentation focused on the very careful and nuanced range of activity taken by tutors to ensure that offers are made to students who show academic potential and aptitude for their chosen course, irrespective of their background, and that significant efforts had been made by the collegiate University over many years to adhere to this selection criteria.”

Oxford spends over £3 million per year on outreach and a further £8 million on bursaries supporting under-privileged applicants.

Tom Jackson, a first year PPEist, commented, “Other than reading, there was no way I could have been tutored for my interview.”

Louise Taylor, a History fresher, said, “Some people at interview had been on courses to prepare for the aptitude tests, but at the interview there’s nothing to hide behind.”

Bizarre motions at Pembroke JCR

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Pembroke college has seen a recent trend for unusual motions at their regular JCR meetings.

One motion was passed on Sunday mandating Pembroke’s Sports Rep, “to obtain a formal, hand-written letter of apology from Christ Church College following the shambles that was their 7-1 cuppers defeat to the might of PCFC 1st XI last Friday November 15th”. It is believed that the letter is currently in the process of being written.

It was claimed that apologies are an important part of the culture of the FIFA video game and should be extended to college football. “It is long past time that these rules were applied to the beautiful game when we are forced to waste 90 minutes of our precious time”, claimed Southworth in response to Pembroke’s win over Christ Church.

It was added that the Sports Rep should seek apologies from opposing teams after any victories of 5 goals or more in the future. In the interest of fairness the first XI insisted that Pembroke teams should also be prepared to write their own apologies.

While the team claimed that this was unlikely to be necessary, a member of a rival team stated, “it’s odd that they would be so bold – especially when they lost their following match at home to St John’s straight away afterwards”.
JCR member Noush Nightingale proposed another motion seeking to establish a Pembroke College Tanning Team. It was noted that in winter, “fewer hours of sun means less time to get your tan on, and therefore generally a pastier JCR population.”

The motion requested funds for the sun cream, fake tan and deck chairs but it was agreed that discussion of it would be postponed to the following JCR meeting.

However, one Pembroke music student was sceptical about the practicalities. “Who would they compete against?” he asked.