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"Fuck You Willetts" banner unveiled in Union

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Two protestors unveiled a banner in the Union on thursday during the debate on higher education which read ‘Fuck You Willetts (And Made In Chelsea Is Shit Too)’ during a speech by David Willets, the Minister of State for Universities and Science.

The banner was unveiled from the upper balcony, and was accompanied by chanting by the two protestors, who shouted “David Willetts, get out, we know what you’re all about” and  “Cuts, job losses, money for the bosses”.  

The motion being debated in the Union was “This House Believes University Education is a Right not a Privilege”, a motion which David Willetts was arguing in favour of, whilst the Made In Chelsea star Spencer Matthews was arguing against the motion. 

The two female protestors are reported to not be members of the Oxford Union. They were both removed from the chamber shortly after the banner was unveiled. 

Twitter was quick to react:



This protest followed a day-long protest in favour of the nationwide lecturer’s strike on Thursday which included a sit-in in the Examinations Schools, in protest against poor pay for academics and University staff. A small group of protestors also concentrated outside the Union gates before the debate. 

 

New centre in Headington brings Classics to the community

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The East Oxford Classics Centre aims to open Classics up to a wider audience. It has been set up at Cheney School, in Headington.

Workshops, events, exhibitions and lessons in Latin and Ancient Greek will enable members of the community to explore the ancient world. The facilities of the centre will be available to students at the school and members of the public. All activities will be free.

The Centre is run by the Iris Project in partnership with the Oxford Faculty of Classics. The Iris project is a charity founded in 2006 by Dr Lorna Robinson, which promotes Classics in city schools and organises classics theatre projects and the Literacy through Latin scheme. The latter brings Latin to the curriculum for disadvantaged schools in Oxfordshire.

Cambridge classicist and journalist Professor Mary Beard opened the centre with a speech on the Thursday 24 October.

She said that stamping out stereotypes is a key objective for the centre, adding, “It isn’t the case that the classics are just for rich boys.”

It is hoped that the centre will help raise the profile of Classics as an interesting and relevant subject for everyone. Beard explained, “Latin and Ancient Greek are demanding but there are also wonderfully fun and spirited sides to them as well.”

Classics Outreach Office Mai Musié pointed out that Oxford students will benefit from the scheme, through helping with teaching at the centre. She said, “Students will get a chance to gain skills that they are not able to within the structure of academia. This could provide a platform to pursue careers such as teaching and working with young people and at the same time consolidating their subject knowledge.

“Despite the wonderful initiatives that have been set up by various Classics-oriented organisations, the increase of GCSE and A-Level take up of Ancient History and Classical Civilisation and popular BBC documentaries and dramas, Classics still has a problem of being seen as elite.”

She highlights the fact that not many people know that you can study Classics at Oxford with no prior knowledge of Latin or Ancient Greek, an option known as Course II.

Former President of the Classics society Jane Chan praised Oxford’s good work, but thinks there is still much to be done. She commented, “Classics is no longer limited those who have the privilege to learn the languages in school but it still has the highest private intake amongst all courses. Of the more than one hundred and twenty classicists in a year fewer than twenty of them come in without Latin and Greek.

“To allow Classics to be more accessible it is not Oxford, but society’s perception of it that must change.”

The first talk, entitled ‘Who is Sappho?’, is to be given by Dr Felix Budelmann. His lecture will be the first in a monthly series by department tutors.

 

Review: The Producers

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★★★★★

Five Stars

In a comedy review one can’t really mention ‘Nazi’ and ‘camp’ in the same sentence. But this is a play about camp Nazis. Sort of. Mel Brooks’s The Producers brings Hitler to the stage in an outrageous, rumbustious musical satire, a nonstop assault on good taste (perfect fare for students?). Almost everyone remembers the film of the play. I haven’t seen it, so this was my first view of Broadway razzmatazz, as interpreted by the Oxford student theatre group DEM Productions, who won acclaim in Edinburgh earlier this year with their genre-busting philosophical-legal musical A Theory of Justice: The Musical.

The action centres around two entrepreneurs, Max Bialystock, producer of serial Broadway flops, and his timid accountant Leo Bloom. They plan a lucrative scam: put on the worst play in the world and when it closes after the first night make off with the investors’ money. Following a sort of anti-X Factor talent search, they pick Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp with Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden.  Of course, the ‘actors’, not in on the scam, are playing it straight – although straight is hardly the word for the screamingly gay Roger De Bris (James Skinner) and his camp camp followers. The stage is set for a play within a play, and we the audience are ‘the audience’. (Bialystock’s last production was a musical Hamlet.) But will it be a flop or a hit? Certainly for the packed house on opening night ‘a very palpable hit’.

The two leads, totally immersed in their roles, are perfectly cast. Jack Herlihy as Bialystock has the winning deviousness of a slick-haired Fagin and the one-liners of Groucho Marx. Stephen Hyde as Bloom brings a convincing hysteria to the less exciting role. And some of the supporting performances are equally memorable. Skinner as the gay actor playing a goose-stepping Hitler, provokes roars of laughter with his posturing expressions. His equally flamboyant assistant Carmen Ghia (Alex Wickens) combines physical comedy and perfectly timed delivery.

A lot of the humour comes from ‘offstage’ out-of-character asides, as when Bialystock, half way through a Bronx aria, calls ‘intermission’ and drops his accent. Tributes to other musicals abound, from the ‘I feel pretty’ chords that accompany a flounce from Carmen Ghia, to Bialystock’s speak-singing that recalls Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady.

This is not a history play, or a historical musical. I’m not at all sure what it is except for a great night in the theatre.

Hitler, camp? But you already knew that, didn’t you.

Rugby girls tackling financial problems

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Thanks to Merton College, Oxford University Women’s Rugby Football Club now have a training pitch that sits safely above the water level. They’ve discarded their snorkels and are hard at work, with new coaches Matt Williams and Gary Morris, fighting to maintain their position in the Premiership South.

Now, however, they’ve hit a glitch. After their sponsorship deal fell through in late summer, they are in financial trouble. OURFC have lent OUWRFC the money to pay for floodlights to light the ground, and the girls have set their minds to inventive ways of raising the funds to pay them back.

With the tagline “#shoetheboys”, each time their Floodlight Fund reaches £500 one member of the Blues team will challenge their equivalent position in OURFC. The first challenge took place last week at Iffley Road, between scrumhalfs Jessie-Joy Flowers and Samson Egerton. Sam won (by default, and not without some serious pre-challenge nerves).

The next challenge, which takes place this week, will see winger Charlie Brown take on OURFC’s very own “Nigella” Sean Morris in a Ready Steady Cook style cook-off. Both competitors are confident, and Paddy Power are refusing to offer anything other than evens. Sean has been spotted strutting around OURFC rolling pin in hand. Meanwhile, Charlie was overheard quoting inspiration Harriet Van Horne, Vogue Magazine, Oct 15 1956: ‘Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.’

Track the girls’ progress here: http://thefloodlightfund.wordpress.com/ or on Facebook and Twitter and tweet @OUWRFC with your ideas for challenges!

 

Univ’ rowers fundraise for Acer

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Univ rowers, porters and alumni are getting ready to stage a 24 hour charity rowing machine relay in the college quad this weekend, as part of a fundraising campaign in memory of two prominent Boat Club alumni who died last year.

Olympic silver medal-winning cox and two-time Boat Race winner Acer Nethercott, who learnt to cox as a novice with the University College Boat Club, passed away unexpectedly from a glioblastoma multiforme brain tumor earlier this year. Just a few months earlier, former Univ Men’s 1st VIII rower James Townley died while serving with the Royal Engineers in Helmand Province, Afghanistan. 

Event organiser Edward Beard said, “Both men were extremely well-liked and popular members of the Univ Boat Club – Acer often returned to encourage novices to try the sport and showed them his silver medal, which he kept in a sock. Their loss has been deeply felt throughout the Boat Club, University College and wider British rowing community.”

More than fifty rowers, porters and College staff have signed up to row in non-stop relay on two rowing machines over 24 hours in a challenge to raise £2000 for Cancer Research UK and Help for Heroes. They have already reached £1,675 from Old Members, rowers and ex-servicemen and women.

One of the event’s notable supporters, London 2012 Olympic coxless fours gold medalist Pete Reed, wrote, “I’d like to pass on my heart felt congratulations and thanks to the University College Boat Club for their enormous efforts to raise money in memory of your old friends Acer and James. I was a close friend of Acer as so many people genuinely were. He is still, and always will be, a huge source of inspiration for me.”

Boat Club President Elizabeth German said, “We’ll be rowing in Radcliffe Quad for 24 hours from 10AM on Saturday. By being visible in the college grounds, it will be really easy for people to see us in action, and show their support for the worthwhile causes we’re supporting.”

Details of the event, and how to support and donate, can be found at: www.virginmoneygiving.com%2fucbc-24hour-ergathon

Academic strike: as it happened

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Academics and staff from across the university walked out in a row over pay yesterday. The move, part of a nationwide day of industrial action by higher education staff, came in response to the decision to raise pay by only one percent this year: unions believe that this constitutes a pay cut given the present rate of inflation is at three precent.

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Student group ‘Support Our Staff’, marching from Carfax Tower in solidarity with the strikers, peacefully occupied Exam Schools for an hour and a half yesterday. In a speech to protestors, first-year Wadhamite Barnaby Raine said, “It is about a broader struggle. We are here today because we believe that education is a public good, because we believe we are learners, not consumers, and because we want an education that is free for students, pays staff properly in recognition of their importance to society, we want a different kind of society that doesn’t believe private is good and public is bad.”

Raine continued, “We are here today to send a message to the government that we will defend our schools, our universities, our hospitals, striking workers, and that we will not have money spent on war and nuclear weapons when it should be spent on public services.”

A UNISON striker told Cherwell that he was there to “stress the importance of the support staff and lecturers at the university in providing a full student experience to all students.”

He added, “The university has lost sight of the fact that it’s not the buildings, or the artefacts, or the Ashmolean that makes the university, it’s the staff and the students that create the university, and they have lost sight of that fact, and are not allowing a pay level which will recruit the best quality staff to maintain their world-leading status.”

It remains unclear exactly what proportion of staff took part in the industrial action, but the University and College Union (UCU) expected 50% participation.

At the sit-in, campaigner Nathan Akehurst told Cherwell “I am impressed by the turnout today. There was a real show of strength for our staff and for the concept of well-paid, publicly-funded education. We’ve had so far motions passed at OUSU and several common rooms, we know that when we march here, we represent a huge sector of the university, and we have sent a strong message to Andrew Hamilton, the UCEL and the government that we will not take cuts to higher education lying down.”

Akehurst continued, “Staff are getting a pay rise in money terms, but in real terms it amounts to a pay cut. According to independent government sources, university staff are experiencing the longest sustained pay cut since the Second World War, essentially a 13% pay cut since 2008.”

On Wednesday evening, college JCR and MCR representatives at OUSU Council voted 45-5 with 15 abstentions to back staff industrial action. OUSU was subsequently mandated to encourage students to reschedule Thursday tutorials and not to attend lectures on the strike day.

Speaking on Thursday, OUSU President Tom Rutland told Cherwell, “I supported last night’s motion out of concern for the living standards of University staff, but also out of concern for our students whose lecturers and tutors have faced a real terms pay cut of 13% since 2008.”

He added, “There is a threat to the student academic experience when steadily declining pay may impact on staff motivation and productivity. It is right that University staff are properly supported and remunerated for their invaluable contribution to our education and wider society.”

Rutland, who attended the protest, is not believed to have taken part in the sit-in.

The Universities and Colleges Employers Association – the body which represents Higher Education employers – said in a statement that unions have overlooked incremental pay rises, which actually put total wage rises nearer to 3%, and say that only 4.7% of the total Higher Education workforce voted for strike action.

A spokesperson for the University of Oxford told Cherwell, “The University respects the right of individuals to take part in lawful industrial action. Contingency plans are in place aimed at minimising any disruption or inconvenience such action may cause to students, staff, and visitors to the University.”

Oxford Quidditch team serious about winning

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It’s the weekend of 4th week and you’ve made it to the half-way stage of Michaelmas term. Maybe you’re feeling very smug because you’ve finished all your work, although more likely you’re gasping for fresh air having spent the past 24 hours huddled in a dusty corner of some library. You decide to take a gentle stroll through the peace and tranquillity of University Parks, and are consequently surprised to stumble across over a hundred rather muddy grown men and women running around with sticks between their legs, hurling balls and dragging each other to the ground. No, you haven’t stumbled across the latest meeting of the Anglo-Saxon Battle Re-Enactment Society; you have just become a spectator of Oxford’s latest must-see event: the inaugural British Quidditch Cup. I went to talk to Captain of the Radcliffe Chimeras, Ashley Cooper, to find out more.

With the pretext of giving an introduction for those of our readers less well briefed on ‘muggle quidditch’ (but also for my own benefit) I start with the obvious question. How on earth do you play it? “It’s a full contact sport, basically a cross between rugby and dodgeball. You can dump-tackle, spear-tackle, drag people to the ground” Ashley tells me. “Obviously there are some big guys and smaller girls so we don’t use excessive force” he hastily adds. Luckily he must be telling the truth because the injury count isn’t too high; “We’ve only had one serious one which was a broken collarbone. He broke his collarbone playing rugby, was told not to play non-contact sport, thought quidditch would just be nerdy guys running around and broke it again.” My joke about no need for re-growing bones falls flat. At this point Ashley chooses to tell me that most of the quidditch team aren’t very big Harry Potter fans.

I smoothly change the subject to the upcoming British Quidditch Cup: what is so special about it? “The top 16 teams in Britain and Ireland have qualified to compete in a 2 day competition which will decide Britain’s best team. There are also going to be scouts from Quidditch UK who will be coming to pick a team for the World Cup in the USA next year.” Sounds pretty serious for a sport most of us haven’t heard of, but we at Cherwell are prepared to get behind any team wearing dark blue, so what are Oxford’s chances in the tournament? “I think we’re going to win”, Ashley says confidently. “The Radcliffe Chimeras are currently ranked as one of the best in Britain; we’ve been to two competitions so far and won both, and we have a 2nd team, the Oxford Quidlings, who are also entering.”

Having received responses ranging from “we have a quidditch team?”, to “what a bunch of losers!” when telling friends about this interview, I’m interested to know what first attracted Ashley to quidditch. “I originally came as a joke, I’ll admit. I thought it would be the most awkward people in Oxford and that I’d just come once because it would be a good pub story. But I did one training session and I had so much fun. I reckon it’s probably one of the best social groups; these are some of the friendliest people I’ve ever met. And it doesn’t steal your social life either.” But surely it must be difficult getting this message across in a world dominated by the prospect of getting a Blue, so is quidditch taken seriously enough across the university? “If you’d asked me a year ago I would have said people don’t take it seriously enough but I think now when people see how physically intense it is they think it’s less of a joke. But we’re not supposed to be completely serious; we are fun, we’re just not a complete joke either.” I point out that the club was included in ‘Miscellaneous’ rather than ‘Sport’ at the Freshers’ Fair this year. Ashley shrugs. “The issue is more about getting Sport England’s recognition than the University’s. We’re on the way to that with the setting up of the British Cup and a new league as well, so hopefully the University can then recognise us as a sport.” And before you dismiss it as a sport limited to universities which will never have any effect on the world beyond Oxford, Ashley tells me that quidditch is already on its way to tackling the growing childhood obesity epidemic: “Last year it was trialled in a girl’s school in Wales with about a 25% attendance rate in P.E. and it consistently increased attendance to over 95%. We ourselves work with charities to go and play ‘Kidditch’ in schools which has also been a big success.” 

So there you have it-not only are they less of a joke than you might have thought for a bunch of people who run around with sticks between their legs, but they’re doing their bit for society as well. As a seasoned player of mainstream sports such as netball and lacrosse, I’ll admit that I was rather apprehensive and more than a little sceptical when I arrived in Uni Parks today, but Oxford Quidditch has a lot going for it: a nice bunch of people and a team who are potentially on the cusp of becoming British champions – there’s also some pretty cool kit for all you stash monkeys out there. So go for your walk in two weeks time, and if you are tempted, head along to the Parks at 12:00 on Saturdays to give it a go… I might see you there.

 

 

 

 

Cher-ly you can’t be serious!

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St Anne’s JCR has unanimously passed a motion to give singer Cher, the “Goddess of Pop”, the status of honorary member.

The proposed motion noted that, “there is currently a lack of honorary JCR members, and a lack of glamour in JCR meetings.”

Cher is the first person to be granted the distinction of honorary membership of St Anne’s. The college was one of the first establishments in Oxford to offer education to women and remained an all female college until 1979.

Andrew Hall, who proposed the motion, claimed that Cher has “pioneered autonomy for women in the entertainment since the 1960s”, thus making her the ideal candidate for membership of St Anne’s JCR. However he also admitted that the proposal was mostly humorous, adding, “Let’s face it, honorary motions are just a bit of fun to liven up standard JCR meetings.”

The motion was passed without opposition. As Oscar Boyd, former St Anne’s JCR president, who seconded the motion, put it, “Are there any Cher haters in the world?”

However he himself was apparently sceptical about the motion at first, but conceded that “After Andy [Hall – the proposer] performed his Cher routine I was convinced.”

Yet there were some amendments made to the motion. There is to be a life sized cardboard cut out of Cher on display in the JCR room but until this arrives then Hall himself is required to dress up as Cher for JCR meetings.

Cher has been an incredibly successful artist since the 60s selling over 100 million solo albums worldwide. She has also had success in her other ventures including winning an Oscar for her acting work in the film Moonstruck.

This year she has released another studio album. The versatility and longevity of her talent will hopefully be reflected in St. Anne’s. Hall said, “After the nuclear apocalypse all that will be left will be cockroaches and Cher – I want that kind of durability for St Anne’s.”

Quidditch British Cup to be held in Oxford

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The top 16 teams in Britain and Ireland have qualified to compete in the cup, with Oxford being the only Quidditch Club to have 2 teams qualify: The Radcliffe Chimeras and the Oxford Quidlings. The top teams in the competition will qualify to compete in the European Regionals, with the chance to win a place in the world cup in April next year.

The game, made famous by the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, has been especially adapted for ‘muggles’, who have to run around with a broom between their legs at all times. 

As Matthew Weston, of the Oxford University Quidditch Club explained, “It’s actually a very important handicap, comparable to only using your feet in football or having to dribble the ball in basketball. It means you can’t run as fast and have to throw and catch with one arm.”

The quaffle is made by a slightly-deflated volleyball which allows it to be caught in one hand, and bludgers are dodgeballs thrown at players.

The snitch, in contrast, is not a ball at all, but a person in a yellow jersey with a tennis ball in a sock down the back of their shorts, who has all of a predetermined area to run and hide in. The human snitch can have their own tactics when it comes to hiding from the Seekers, including what are known as ‘snitch spectacles’, which might even include the use of decoy snitches. Catching the snitch and retrieving the ball only gets thirty points rather than the 150 in the books.

“It’s going to be a really big event, with scouts from QUK (Quidditch UK) and the IQA (International Quidditch Association) there to look for players to form part of the UK team to compete in the international cup early next year,” said Ashley Cooper from The Oxford Quidditch Team.

There has also been suggestions that the Oxford University Sports Federation should award Quidditch players half-blues for playing for the university, particularly as the sport does have a governing body in the form of the International Quidditch Association.

“I don’t think they should be awarded half-blues,” said one fresher from Exeter College. “You only get a half-blue for playing ice-hockey and it would devalue the whole thing. I don’t think that quidditch should be seen as more of a sport than ice-hockey”.

However, in their defence Western said, “this isn’t just some kind of immersive Hogwarts reenactment, people are being drawn to the unique tactics and culture of the sport. Furthermore, not only is Quidditch a mixed-gender sport, but we judge gender in terms of identity rather than biology, making it probably the most progressive sport in the world in terms of welcoming gender identities.”

At the tournament there will also be sessions for spectators to have a go at playing quidditch for themselves, for both adults and kids.