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Review: Midnight at the Rue Morgue

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Midnight at the Rue Morgue is of that theatrical ilk whereby you will be thoroughly confused within the first five minutes, and whether this confusion is resolved by the time you leave is almost entirely dependent on how prepared you are as an audience member to receive what the cast attempts to offer. They do not deliver a plot, not in the conventional sense; rather they allow a potential plot to crystallise out of a series of explorations of illness and madness. The audience remains standing throughout, free to move throughout the space, and the more you allow yourself to do so (perhaps not a show for the easily self-conscious) the more rewarding your stay at the ‘Rueful Morgana’ will be.

The ‘Rueful Morgana’ comprises four tables in four corners of the BT studio – four clear zones for each of the protagonists. The overall space is commanded by the in-house mesmerist (Alice Young). Young’s ability to physically manipulate and interact with the audience is excellent – crucially, she is able both to focus the audience’s attention onto certain characters and to draw focus to herself as necessary, without resorting to overwrought gestures or noises.

My main criticism of the piece is, however, the frequency with which three of the four characters were guilty of such things – in particular the tarot card reader (Alex Wilson) whose portrayal of madness was simply overcooked, flinging his cards all over the floor at regular intervals and whirling dervish-like around the room for no discernible reason. Although there is usually one character intended as the main focus, there is constant action in all corners – at its best, this creates the thrill of having an individual experience (witnessing, for example, the ‘suicide’ of the ventriloquist (Filip Ferdinand Falk Hartelius) with a joke pistol whilst most of the audience watched the Burlesque routine) but at its worst is simply a distraction when characters with little to do resort to miscellaneous ‘mad’ behaviour with little clear intent.

By far the most intriguing character in the room is Dr. Egaeus Fowler, portrayed by Rosie Polyn. Such is the nature of the piece that Polyn’s quietly spoken Doctor risks becoming lost amidst the frenetic action of the rest of the cast, but of course as an audience member you are totally at liberty to ignore their more wantonly theatrical antics and spend time instead watching the Doctor at work. Polyn’s skill at interaction was such that there was no sense of boundary between actor and audience – at one point she offered me a model of a jaw and tiny magnifying glass, and her quasi-religious fervour as she explained it was ‘not a thing to admire, but to analyse’ was chillingly believable.

Whereas looking into the eyes of some actors occasionally revealed nervousness at close proximity or the self-consciousness of interaction, hers were always alive and bright with the story of her character. Hers was a doctor dedicated to the work, darkly thrilled by the impulse to explore and discover, eager to share and yet disgusted by the compulsion. Despite the sobbing and wailing in which many of the other characters engaged, hers was perhaps the most believably ‘mad’.

In order to make the most of all that Midnight at the Rue Morgue has to offer, you have to go in prepared to actively engage with it – to explore the space, interact with the characters and their props, to attempt to discover what’s going on. If you simply watch the action as an observer, you will almost certainly leave the theatre clueless as to the show’s aims, main themes, even its basic plot. For many I imagine this could be perceived as a great flaw, but once you realise that you are totally at liberty to trawl through the tarot cards, shuffle through the doctor’s notes and help him dust his skeleton it can become a thoroughly immersive and fascinating experience. Grab the proverbial bull by its horns (or the raven by its wings, more appropriately) and you begin to see the method behind the madness. Judging by the reception of the piece by large parties and individuals, I actually strongly recommend you sneak off to this one on your own, all the better to lose yourself and be transported. Go on, I dare you.

3.5 STARS

Jammin to… ‘Biggest Fan Ever’ by Filthy Boy

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Filthy Boy’s lead singer Paraic Morrissey has got to be one of the scariest 19-year-olds I’ve ever seen, standing on stage with curled lip as he belts out lyrics about sado-masochism, rape and sex parties. With a voice that would sound threatening whatever it was saying, and an incredible talent for disturbing and haunting lyrics, he fronts Filthy Boy with a swagger which belies his young age. ‘Biggest Fan Ever’, the penultimate track on the band’s debut LP, is the story of a man who kidnaps another man with whom he is obsessed and plays out his sick fantasy of their marriage.

Right from the start, as Morrissey tells his imaginary victim “you ain’t goin’ nowhere/not ‘til you’ve been fed” in a laconic yet sinister drawl, a sense of discomfort is created which pervades the entire track. The chorus wades into Morrissey’s character’s sexual fantasies as he manages to inject even the most prosaic of lyrics with an undeniable threat, “I’ve just made the dinner/and you say it’s lovely” before becoming explicit, ordering his prisoner in no uncertain terms to “fuck me/you fuck me hard, hard in the arse like a superstar”. The song continues to build in distressing the listener, piling unease upon unease relentlessly until a climax is reached. The police find Morrissey’s character, and shoot him dead, only for the house in which they are hiding to burst into flames, “he’s taken them with him”. As Filthy Boy’s constructed world burns, Paraic’s brother Michael raises his lead guitar to a fever pitch and the song hits a crescendo as Paraic growls at the top of his voice “I’m your biggest fan ever/One day we will be together”.

This is definitely one for those who are tired of soppy love lyrics pervading everything they listen to, but it’s not one for those who don’t like walking down dark alleys alone at night. Especially when Paraic Morrissey is on the loose.

Daft Punk funk? Are you drunk?

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Nod your heads, wave your arms, twist your hips. ‘Get Lucky’, the funk filled latest offering of electronic maestros Daft Punk, is crawling across Oxford, from the floors of Bridge and the discos of Braesnose Ball to the computer room of Worcester College, where I write on behalf of those of you who thought that Cherwell’s previous attack on irresistible electro was just plain wrong.

Did we expect less from our robotic rulers? Reminiscent of their more recent Around the World than the seminal Discovery, I and millions of others took to the track instantly. A choppy guitar track from Nile Rodgers, taking the best parts of 80’s funk and current production values together, belays the real quality of the opening bars, the endlessly fascinating and intricately weaved bass line. Pharrell Williams’ tones are laid back on the verses. Not, I grant, as powerful as on previous work, but living the lyrics they give to us, lyrics that really, really aren’t misogynist. Please, just stop.

How anyone can keep the rising notes that lead into that chorus and the repeated insistence of the title line out of their brains is beyond me. This stuff has been floating in my thoughts for a week already. By the 2:30 mark the electronic voice changers are out, the bass is rolling on, and I’m bouncing around these lonely computers like a kangaroo on speed. We even get a synth riff.

If this does sound like a throwback to the 90s, I miss the 90s. And if this is Daft Punk rehashing their early work, I was born 20 years too late. The mechanised Frenchmen have forged a mighty alliance with Rodgers and Williams, and have stormed a dance dominated chart with some real quality in the field.

My feet are itching for more and Random Access Memories cannot possibly come soon enough.

Review: Guys & Dolls

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Lights down, the conductor walks on with a flourish to face his on-stage jazz-band-come-chamber-group and we are launched into the beginning of a jaunty overture which sets the trend for the rest of this lively, enthusiastic rendition of Guys and Dolls in the newly built Pilchette auditorium at Pembroke. Happily, Guys and Dolls is one of those musicals in which it gradually dawns on you that you know the rousing chorus for most of the songs. My particular favourites were “Sit down, you’re rocking the boat”, led by a sharp and funny Nicely Nicely, (Time Coleman), and Adelaide’s Lament, “A person can develop a cold”, sung in the strong and searing voice of Ellie Shaw, who adds a certain genuine emotion to what could otherwise have been a jolly but un-moving evening.

Callum Jackson, playing Benny Southwest, has pulled off the tricky feat of both directing and acting a lead role in a musical: his comic double-act with Nicely Nicely becomes a recurring motif throughout the play which we look forwards to with the reassurance that it will be amusing and seemingly flawless. Funny lines punctuate the musical: “I kinda like it when you forget to give me presents. It’s like we’re married” raised more than a few cynical chuckles, and the cast have resisted the ever-tempting venture of disrupting the script in order to insert too many college jokes.

The first half of this musical moves swiftly through its near hour and a half, and a technical glitch involving a staged telephone conversation and a microphone was triumphantly saved by some hasty improv, greatly appreciated by the audience. Admittedly the second half started off with a slight sense of the cast flagging at the end of a long night; but it soon picked up in a rousing rendition of “Luck be a Lady”, sung by the male half of the chorus who rendered the lack of microphones irrelevant, and a beautifully sung duet between Sarah Brown (Ros Dobson), and the delightfully aged vicar, Arvide Abernathy (Josh Barr).

This performance was filled with charming moments, one of the most memorable being an appearance of a mournful-looking  Sky Masterson (Jack Graham) in a floral apron making pancakes, as seen in the imagination of Sarah Brown. The cast sang very competently, and included some truly talented singers; the choreography was lively and well-coordinated.

Undeniably there were hitches, and at times the delicate operatic voice of Sarah Brown contrasted with the powerful rough-and-ready Adelaide in a way which didn’t quite show off either to their best advantage, but this being the first night I feel sure that the musical will only come together even more over the coming week. Go and see Guys and Dolls for the reasons you would go and see any musical; to have fun and be entertained; and the evening is sure to be a success. 

THREE STARS

Tracks of the Week: May 7th

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Mariah Carey feat. Miguel – #Beautiful

Mariah Carey’s new effort is quite possibly the most 21st century pop song to date (the title is a fucking hashtag).  Miguel’s production borrows from the lo-fi indie crowd for Carey’s single, perhaps owing more to Frank Ocean than Beach Fossils, but regardless it’s a charming new direction and probably the best piece of pop I’ve heard in months. Summer jam.

 

Rich Gang (Birdman, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Future & Mack Maine) – Tapout

Rich Gang is the new supergroup formed from Young Money’s cream of the crop, and if their line up ain’t enough for you, this video got cameos from Paris Hilton (you know), Kimora Lee Simmons (she was on America’s Next Top Model?) and Christina Milian (ok I don’t know who she is either). Alright, there might not be anything particularly ground-breaking about this, but it is a banger and Future has some stellar auto-tuning in it. I also really dig the leather skirt he wears in the video. And boasting about being “the only rap bitch on the Forbes list” (at 3:45) has to be one of Minaj’s best lines.

 

Is Tropical – Dancing Anymore

This isn’t exactly new, but at least the video is. And despite the lack of nudity, it is somewhat risqué, so bear that in mind before watching it in the Rad Cam. The song itself is pretty basic guitar-pop, I just sort of felt it needed inclusion on the merit of the visuals alone. Whilst not exactly reinventing the wheel, Is Tropical do what they do just fine – make moderately catchy guitar music with that comfortingly clean Kitsuné sound to it so it seems far more current than it actually is. Which I don’t think is necessarily such a bad thing. At least the three guys that still read the NME have something to listen to.

 

Twigs – How’s That                   

New material from Twigs, produced by DIS favourite Arca, and apparently they feel like the modern ballad needs to get in touch with polyrhythms. And I’m not sure I’m about to argue. Despite the incredibly dope production and visuals, I can’t help but feel that this is lacking in some pop sensibilities that I believe could only work in its favour. But it does sound like the future, so maybe I should just move with the times. Yeah, I’m moving with the times. This slays.

 

Cee Gee – Wine (Prod. Douster)         

Cee Gee’s producer Douster isn’t exactly the first cultural import for Jamaican lyricists, and he brings with him a lot of the aspects of contemporary stripped-down US hip-hop. That said, his Parisian roots are still plain to see, with the track relying on a somewhat continental synth-lead hook, but the whole ‘glitchy dancehall’ thing kinda works. I especially appreciate the way it makes the noise that speakers make by active phones, invoking dancehall salesmen themselves, Major Lazer.

 

Chronik – Deepest Darkest

“We will destroy your livestock. We will destroy any means you have of survival. SLEW DEM. SLEW DEM. SLEW DEM.” I don’t think David Starkey’s most xenophobic wet dream would be half as ridiculous as this. The new Chronik vid literally has him pretending to be an African dictator. Check it. It’s pretty great.

Preview: Lead Feathers

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After spending a few minutes chatting to the rather dashing co-writer and director Doug Grant whilst waiting for the Oxstu reviewer to show up (they didn’t), I was looking forward to seeing Lead Feathers, a piece of new writing that undresses the conflict experienced by conscientious objectors and soldiers in the aftermath of World War I. Lead Feathers is a far cry from Bluebeard, the first production written by Doug Grant and Howard Coase that ran last term. Although it is another one-act play, Bluebeard incorporated the visions and memories of a woman suffering from dementia, whereas Lead Feathers is a period piece that is hard-hitting realism at its best.
 
Set at a couples’ dinner party at the Law household, it follows the reunion of Charles Law and Robert Blair who had agreed to conscientiously object during World War I until Law turned solider due to family pressures. Strongly influenced by Arthur Miller, imagine ‘All My Sons’ meets Albee’s ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’ and you get a sense of the raw, ‘behind closed doors’ performance that Lead Feathers promises to deliver.
 
“Let’s take it like a rehearsal”, Grant instructed the actors before they began, and with two out of the four actors still reading off scripts it initially seemed exactly that. However, once James Colenutt and Emily Troup settled into their marital relationship a very natural performance emerged and the emotional intensity of the scene I was shown (near the denouement) was well-delivered, particularly as I didn’t have accumulative tension that a ‘real-time’ performance would have presented by this point.
 
The relationship between Jane Law (Troup) and Cynthia Blair (Tori Mckenna) was in comparison less believable, although again, this might have been impacted by the presence of scripts. The setting was minimalist (a dinner table and chairs and a bottle of whiskey), which went against the kind of look I would have expected to see in a 1950’s home, particularly as both Troup and Mckenna fashion themselves as 50‘s housewives.
 
However, overall I enjoyed the preview and it was nice to see Grant and Coase experimenting with a new approach and producing something a bit different to other recent new pieces. With such a small cast and a naturalistic and non-physical staging, very much like Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, the success of Lead Feathers will be heavily dependent on the power of its actors. If the rest of the play matches up to the standard of the performance I was shown it would be worth a visit, particularly for students with an interest in wartime history or domestic drama, or for thesps who are looking for something fresh.

Food for Finalists

Exams have the potential to be the most stressful and painful period of your life. Stress can often lower your immune system making you susceptible to disease and can also cause exhaustion– none of which are remotely helpful when attempting to revise. Short of taking a stroll through University Parks and punching a wall, there’s not a lot you can do to stop stress entirely. You might as well accept the inevitable. However, whilst you might not be able to stop your stress, your diet can be incredibly helpful in ensuring that the nasty by-products of stress are kept at bay. Don’t worry – everything is available at Tesco or Boots and nothing will require you to trek through the Vietnamese wilderness in order to collect the tears of a snow leopard for a cure to the common cold.

 

How to fend off disease :

There are a lot of common foods that are surprisingly fantastic at keeping any nasty illnesses away and luckily none of them include wheatgrass! As they’re all just seasonings, you can basically slip them into whatever food you already like and still feel really healthy.

Garlic – possibly the most used flavour in Britain and also one of the healthiest. It might make you smell awful, but you’re a finalist so your sense of cleanliness should have died long ago along with your social life. Garlic contains allicin which is a sulphur compound that is good for your heart and more importantly has antibacterial properties.

Ginger – now that you’ve deserted all of your friends in a last ditch attempt to secure a 2:1, this root can be your best friend! Studies have shown that it can help vanquish sore throats, reduce nausea and is anti-inflammatory. Just make sure you use fresh ginger and don’t cop out with crystallised ginger. Oh – and it tastes fantastic.

Turmeric – OK, so it is of the same family as the ginger root but it tastes completely different. It is full of anti-oxidants and is anti-bacterial so can help defend your body against all sorts of unwanted cellular visitors. Turmeric is the bright yellow powder that goes into a lot of curries, so finally you can justify getting a late night Indian curry delivered to your door for health reasons!

 

How to fend off tiredness :

With Carbs

Good use of carbohydrates can deal with exam exhaustion, but unfortunately they are a two faced b*tch.

Carbohydrates are basically split into what we will call good carbohydrates and “refined carbohydrates”. Generally speaking if it’s brown or wholemeal then it’s a good carbohydrate, but if it’s white then it’s probably “refined carbohydrate”. What you get with refined carbs is a spike in sugar as you eat it which gives you a lot of energy in a short burst, but then is quickly turned to fat and will probably then leave you feeling bloated and actually more tired. So if we take white bread and brown bread, if you ate the white bread then you’d feel temporarily more energetic but you would in the long run feel more tired than if you’d had brown to start with.

Carbohydrates are possibly most important at the start of the day, but I’m not going to spend too long on breakfast because if you’ve got past the age of 18 then you probably know by now that Weetabix is a better way to start the morning than Coco Pops, even if Coco Pops taste amazing and make you happy. Still, Weetabix are genuinely an ideal way to start the day, but so is any porridge or brown bread toast, but just don’t pour chocolate all over them because that defeats the point.

For the rest of the day, during the exam period you really need to avoid any white carbohydrates. There’s a complete misconception that pasta is healthy. This is a lie. White pasta in a cheesey sauce is just as bad for you as pizza. Wholewheat pasta, which is often the same price as white pasta, is a good carb and will not instantly store as fat and then leave you feeling more tired. Same goes for white rice and brown rice. Potatoes are a good carbohydrate as well, but even better than potatoes are their creepy looking cousin, the sweet potato. Sweet potatoes release their energy even slower than normal potatoes and so are perfect for long revision sessions.

Alternatively, if you really hate yourself want to be healthy, then couscous, bulgar wheat and quinoa are pretty much Gods of the carbohydrate world in terms of how healthy they are and how slowly they release energy, so stock up on those.

With iron

Tiredness can also be attributed to a lack of iron in your diet. Whilst everyone knows that red meat contains iron, there’s actually a huge number of vegetables that contain loads of iron so vegetarians need not worry! Broccoli, spinach and basically any dark green vegetable are the Wolverines of the food world. Turns out Pop-Eye had it right all along. Eggs also contain a good amount of iron, which is great news for the hundreds of students whose recipe repertoire contains only a basic omelette.

I feel I should end this with the regular warnings against caffeine and the like, but having coffee-withdrawal symptoms are probably not ideal during the exam period, so you can just promise yourself to stop depending on coffee once you’ve graduated, surely?

Anyway – good luck, stay healthy and ace those exams! 

Niall Ferguson apologises for comments on Keynes’ sexuality

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Professor Niall Ferguson, a Senior Research Fellow at Jesus College, has apologised after suggesting that the theories of the famous economic philosopher John Maynard Keynes were flawed because he was gay and childless. 

The Harvard history professor and ex-Jesus tutor made the comments about Keynes in front of an audience of 500 at a Strategic Investment conference in California earlier this week, where he was asked to comment on Keynes’ famous observation that “in the long run we are all dead.”

In unscripted remarks given during a question and answer session he said, “Keynes was a homosexual and had no intention of having children…It is the economic ideals of Keynes that have gotten us into the problems of today.

“Short term fixes, with a neglect of the long run, leads to the continuous cycles of booms and busts. Economies that pursue such short term solutions have always suffered not only decline, but destruction, in the long run.” 

A short time afterwards Prof. Ferguson wrote what he called an “an unqualified apology,” for the remarks on his personal blog, saying that his comments had been “as stupid as they were insensitive. My disagreements with Keynes’s economic philosophy have never had anything to do with his sexual orientation.

“It is simply false to suggest, as I did, that his approach to economic policy was inspired by any aspect of his personal life.” He added, “I detest all prejudice, sexual or otherwise.”

Ferguson’s insinuations that Keynes’ sexual preferences meant that he was not interested in the long-term future of society have been met with widespread criticism. Tom Kostigen, writing for Financial Adviser Magazine, said, “Not only is this intellectually void, it’s mad. It is one thing to take issue with a society fuelled by self-interest and one fuelled by a larger ethic. But it’s entirely vulgar to make this argument about sexual preference – and to do so glibly.” 

Michael Kitson, an economist from the University of Cambridge, has even alleged that Professor Ferguson’s comments were not as impromptu as he claims, writing on Twitter, “I heard him make the same [remarks] over 20 years ago.”

Kitson has also pointed to passages in Ferguson’s highly successful 1999 book The Pity of War which he says draw similar conclusions about the link between Keynes’ economics and his personal life. 

Tom Rutland, OUSU President-Elect, spoke to Cherwell about the controversy, saying, “As a gay student at Jesus College, it’s disappointing to see a Senior Research Fellow of the college cast such a negative light on someone simply because they had non-heterosexual relationships in their lifetime.”

He added, “I’m glad to see he’s issued an apology for his dim and offensive remarks this time around, but the fact that he made them in the first place does make me question how much he really does ‘detest all prejudice’.”

Another second-year Jesus historian said, “If Keynes’ economic philosophy was influenced by the fact that he was gay, does this mean that Ferguson’s theories are influenced by the fact that he is rich and famous? Because if that’s the case then I know who I trust more.”

CNB video report: OxHoli 2013

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Over a thousand students participated in the 2013 edition of the OxHoli festival, in what ammounts to an organised water fight with paint. The day was organised by Oxford University’s Hindu Society (HumSoc), who supplied coloured paints and water guns which were sold to attendees. Students arrived in fresh, white clothes, which were quickly stained in different colours by eager ambushers.

Holi is a festival of huge cultural significance for Hindus: it celebrates the coming of spring, enjoying its abundant colours. OxHoli, Oxford’s version of the event, has proved popular across the university: the Facebook event had over 2700 confirmed guests. Despite ordering 150% more supplies than last year, HumSoc reported that these were all sold out within half an hour.

Spirits were high, with some even discussing attack strategies and picking out their next victims.  There was loud music and a photography competition; an overall sense of camaraderie was evident from the circles of dancers and human pyramids that formed. Strangers greeted strangers, and then spattered them with paint. The glorious sunshine only added to the heady excitement of the day.