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Review: Long Day’s Journey Into Night

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A harrowing performance: it is rare to see a play that distils so poignantly and so bitterly the life of the playwright himself into less than three hours. Eugene O’Neill, perhaps America’s greatest playwright, wrote Long Days Journey Into Night in 1940. However, he pledged never to publish it until twenty five years after his death, and even then banned it from ever being performed. His widow overrode both intentions, and audiences today can still sense its heavily autobiographical nature, infusing the play with an overwhelming and unsettling pathos.

Unfolding in one single day in August 1912, Long Days Journey Into Night captures the deeply dysfunctional Tyrone family in Connecticut. All four members of the family battle with addiction: the three males are alcoholics while the mother nurses a severe morphine addiction.  The conflict ensuing from these addictions drives each family member mad; from regret, resentment and denial. The play endlessly jumps between contrived buoyancy and laughter, as the family strain to delude themselves that they are unaffected by their problems, and cutting arguments and despair. The latter dominates the last hour, percolating the audience with a sense of futility and oppression, furthered by the claustrophobic lack of set-change.

David Suchet, of Poirot fame, delivered an excellent performance as James Tyrone, the father.  Whilst his American accent was somewhat patchy, he effortlessly performs James’ character as a ‘stingy old miser’, whose preoccupation with money leads him to sacrifice the health of his son Edmund, by sending him to a state sanatorium for his likely fatal consumption, rather than a pricier private one. The two brothers Edmund and Jamie are extremely well played by Kyle Soller and Trevor White respectively, who render the predictable and wasted life of the alcoholic, and portray a heart-rending and soul destroying concern for Mary Tyrone, their mother. Edmund is clearly the young Eugene O’Neil: thoughtful, poetic and unassuming, while his brother Jamie represents the boorish yet secretly tender American jock. However, Mary, played by Laurie Metcalf, provides a somewhat tiring performance. Her mental instability, evolving from her transformation into what her sons callously name a ‘dope fiend’, manifests itself in breathless winding speeches of regret, worry and accusation. Although this works well in writing, this dreary verbal monotony casts a negative shadow of boredom on an otherwise fantastic performance.

The play also reflects the great influence O’Neill had on Arthur Miller. In both Miller and O’Neill’s works, the potent theme of the lost American Dream is resonant. The all-encompassing delusion regarding one’s failure and insignificance in the face of the idealistic thriving individual is pertinent to James Tyrone, as he woefully dwells on what he could have achieved.

This performance was the closing night, perhaps helping to create a particularly intense and despairing atmosphere. Long Days Journey Into Night is undoubtedly challenging to execute night after night for so many weeks. The sheer emotional turbulence the cast must carry on behalf of their characters is visibly exhausting.  Despite this being the play’s last performance in London, I highly recommend reading the play. 

Review: The Revenger’s Tragedy

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It’s a Friday night in a darkened room above an Islington pub and Mark Field (as Vindice) is introducing his audience to the intrigues of a Jacobean court, styled as greed-driven 1980s Wall Street. It’s all a little bit Hamlet meets Ashes to Ashes. Vindice and Hippolito (Henry Regan) hastily hide the evidence of their plotting (skull and all) from their suspicious mother, then make their way to court – a hellish, amoral world, which resembles a never-ending retro fancy dress party.

Vindice’s transformation from angsty loner to man of the world could seem a little overdone – blonde wig, sunglasses, white suit – but the reaction it provokes gets the audience very much on side. We laugh all the way to the play’s bloody conclusion, caught up in a web of revenge and retribution and complicit in its unravelling. In parts of the last act, Vindice takes a seat among us, watching the culmination of his plans, with an apparently similar fascination. It is the variety of Field’s performance which propels the show – at times dominating the stage, physically and vocally, at others standing back in the shadows. You can’t ever be sure if Vindice is a tortured soul or meddling jester and this is precisely his appeal. The conclusion may be that if he is a sociopath, faced with this society we might be too.

The supporting cast is equally strong, each actor taking on multiple roles with great success, adding to the ensemble feel. Nicholas Kime carries off both juvenile rapist and modest maiden brilliantly (as well as a neon lycra leotard). Christine Oram as the Duchess is a formidable presence, but she also brings alive the minor part of a prison guard and ensures that the ‘seduction’ scene, between Vindice’s mother and her son, is one of the best of the play. The decision to double up the parts of the Duke and Antonio is also inspired. Steve Fortune differentiates both admirably, until the final scene when the parallels between the two become clear and one regime seems set to replace another. Above all, however, Jack Morris’ Lussurioso encapsulates the moral turpitude of the court. He is sleazy and repulsive even without the trappings of the period setting and the characterisation of his brief reign as duke as a drug-fuelled nightclub sequence seems a little unnecessary.

This is true of Nicholas Thomspon’s show as a whole – it is carried by the talent of the cast and clever direction, rather than impressive design. The production and theatre is a hidden gem and the play fresh and youthful, and consistently entertaining.

FOUR STARS

The Revenger’s Tragedy will be performed at the Old Red Lion Theatre until 29th September. Tickets from £10. 

Toying with Fashion

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Today the blogosphere is awash with interest in two innovations in the world of the fashion doll. The Vatican (of all places) is calling for worldwide distribution of the first bald Barbie – initially designed for children going through chemotherapy – while Mattel has unveiled what has been dubbed the ‘drag queen Barbie’, although a casual viewer may fail to see a great departure from the icon’s usual style.

With such an emphasis on the diversification of fashion role models, I started wondering – if Barbie has encouraged me to lead a life of bleach-bottle-blonde and push-up bras, what other influences in my youth have led me to dress the way I do today? So here are the top five fashion lessons I learnt as a child – for better or for worse, you decide.

  1. Shoes are most magical at their most impractical: My poor feet never stood a chance. With the triple click of Dorothy’s ruby slippers or the perfect fit of Cinderella’s glass shoe, I not only expected too much from my future footwear but was doomed to a life of teetering impracticality, damp soles and blistered toes. Watching the classic movie The Red Shoes should have deterred me, but all it served to do was glamorise the pain. Glass may be a step too far for even the most adventurous fashionista but, judging by the profusion of sequined pumps and heels hitting the shops this season, I mustn’t be the only one still secretly dreaming of an adventure in Oz.
  2. Can’t decide on a colour? Buy both: I have Disney to thank for this one. Aurora waltzes into her happily ever after at the end of The Sleeping Beauty. She is (somehow!) oblivious to her beautiful ballgown but her fairy godmothers squabble over whether it should be blue or pink. In true girly style I favoured the latter, but the idea of choice (and the colour-coding of Belle’s wardrobe in Beauty & the Beast) encouraged in me the dangerous habit of picking up several of the same item. I’m undecided on this one. If the cut and style are perfect, part of me says why not? But perhaps this one’s better left for Primark vests and frilly knickers, especially on a student budget.
  3. Make dresses out of curtains: Maybe this one’s just me. Brought up on a diet of The Sound of Music and Gone with the Wind, I viewed all household drapery as a potential target and wrapped myself in curtains to rehearse the effect. Moving into a house with large windows and colourful 70s décor was a dream and I even confided my fervent wish to my mother. She assured me that my particularly-coveted heavy red velveteen would look hideous, but with A/W ’12’s obsession with texture and embellishment, I like to think I was just way ahead of my time.
  4. Animal print can make you look like Cruella de Vil: Like a lot of little girls in the 90s, the 101 Dalmatians effect had me dressed in cheap faux fur and garish prints. I loved it at the time but my sudden realisation of its naffness scared me off the perennial trend in a way that I’m not sure I’ll ever be fully able to recover from. I have two rules for making it work (if you really can’t resist!). 1: Try the print in a different colour – leopard print in monochrome, snakeskin in purple. It makes it more fashionable, less Tarzan. 2: Limit to accessories, but don’t be too obvious. Leopard-print stilettos will always scream stripper.
  5. You can never have too many clothes: The philanthropic message of Hodgson Burnett’s The Little Princess was most definitively lost on my childhood self. For those of you who haven’t read the book, rich girl Sara (before being orphaned) not only owns a most magnificent wardrobe, but has everything in miniature for her favourite doll, Emily. Everything. Frocks in lace, velvet and muslin. Hats. Coats. Lace-trimmed underclothes. Furs, gloves and even handkerchiefs. The doll is taken to a dressmaker to have everything custom-made. This was my Pretty Woman moment before I was old enough to watch Pretty Woman. I wanted pampered. I wanted quality. But more than anything I wanted quantity. Even now, when I try to make investment purchases (or at least buy clothes that will survive a spin cycle), there is something delicious about a large-scale haul, that I don’t think I’ll ever be able to escape.

 

 

Films for Freshers

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Congratulations on getting into Oxford. I bet you’re excited to arrive, eh? Well, let me stab your excitement through the face, with my ‘Guide to Five Movies that Sort Of Explain How Your First Term at Oxford Will Be’.

1.) Animal House (1978) (or Project X (2012), if you just fluked your A-levels)- Your arrival in Oxford will see you being greeted by people who genuinely think it’s cool to ‘ironically’ dress up like John Belushi, in a toga. You’ll get dragged to bops and student nights and you might drink a bit (don’t worry, this’ll be over by first week). Any expectations of genuinely cinematic quality revelry ought to be dispelled at this point though: you’re more likely to see the Junior Dean being sick outside Park End than you are to hook up with the Dean’s alcoholic wife. For those of you who are still shell-shocked at finding yourself at Oxford and are struggling to believe in your own intelligence, you might like to try John Patrick Shanley’s Doubt (2008). After that, anything will seem like an upgrade.

2.) American Beauty (1999)- This one has an element of wish fulfilment to it, I’m afraid. Exhausted after years of hard work in a pointless job, Kevin Spacey blackmails his boss into a settlement (see also, Edward Norton beating himself up in Fight Club). This is the second state of mind you’ll experience at Oxford, one that might be called ‘Holy Fuck These Essays Are Hard’ Syndrome. On the plus side, your work crises are unlikely to result in you being molested by Chris Cooper and, subsequently, shot through the head. These might seem like little victories, but you’ll learn to take what you can get. For those of you who are coming with 8 A*s, you can watch A Beautiful Mind (2001) or something. I don’t know, you probably don’t watch films.

3.) The Shawshank Redemption (1994)- ZOMG, your school friends aren’t the only friends you’ll make in your life! You might be as shocked to discover this as Andy Dufresne was, when, after arriving in prison, he embarks on one of cinema’s greatest interracial, and subliminally homoerotic, friendships. At this stage in their lives, your new friends are unlikely to have the gravitas of Morgan Freeman, and everything they say, in those first few weeks, is likely to be so unbearably pretentious that you’ll have to resist slapping them repeatedly in the face. Still, if you can stick it out, there’s some metaphorical buried treasure and a Mexican beach waiting for you at the end. Although you’ll definitely have to wade through a mile of shit to get there, which brings me to…

4.) Blue Valentine (2010)- The most unrelentingly bleak film of recent years, this seems like the perfect movie to illustrate (and compound) your inevitable Fifth Week Blues. In this scenario, you are Michelle Williams and Oxford is Ryan Gosling. You have suddenly decided that the fire of romance has died and, now that he’s going bald and spends all day painting walls, you want to leave and do something else with your life. There will be broken hearts, there will be tears, there will be gratuitous amounts of oral sex. WARNING: This is not a good film to watch when you are genuinely depressed at Oxford. Save it for the aftermath of a difficult break-up.

5.) Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)- You might think that where you’re going will be like Hogwarts, but it isn’t. You might think that you’ll learn all sorts of interesting new things, but you probably won’t. You might think that you’re a wizard, but that’s probably a sign of dangerous mental illness. By the end of your first term, however, you’ll have managed to work out where all the moving staircases are (there are none, this is the real world), how to avoid a giant, three-headed dog (lecture/essay/tute combo) and how to steer clear of The Forbidden Forest (Wahoo). Just like Harry Potter, you’ll be scarred and orphaned (hopefully not), but that glowing feeling in your bosom, well Champ, that’s the feeling of acceptance. Also, you’ll pretty quickly discover which of your tutors is Voldemort. Good luck with that.

A guide to dating posh girls: Article removed

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We have decided to remove the article that previously occupied this page. However, this is not a response to the accusations of plagiarism or misogyny. In our view this piece was attempting to satirise the misogynistic (and, indeed, misandrist) ‘how to…’ dating guides that pervade the mainstream media. However, this tone was perhaps not conveyed as well as it should have been, and if it caused any offence then we are very sorry. As a student newspaper, the views of our readers matter to us enormously and this is a contributing factor in the removal of this article. 

Our website is currently being viewed by a large number of students coming to the University for the first time in October, and we have removed the piece largely because we would hate for a misunderstanding of the piece to lead to the belief that stereotypes of the kind Tom is satirising are a part of Oxford life or that misogyny is something that is accepted by the University or its students.

Nonetheless, we do not want to simply clamp down on the issue. In due course we will be posting articles that express alternate perspectives on this very pertinent issue of Oxford stereotypes and how we, as students of the university, deal with this. 

The removal of the piece is no reflection of our views about its author. 

Give KP another chance

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The past two weeks were supposed to be an exciting passage of play for English cricket. Instead they have been plagued by the petty and childish dialogue between Kevin Pietersen and the English Cricket Board (ECB), tarnishing what was supposed to be a marquee clash between England and South Africa.

From accusing fellow England players of creating a parody Twitter account, to sending inflammatory text messages to South African players about Andrew Strauss, the whole thing reads like a badly scripted soap opera.  But while KP’s rapport with the ECB has never exactly been an entente cordiale since his debut in 2004, one cannot help but feel his most recent exploits are the last straw.

If all the above is true, the ECB have, logically at least, done the right thing by disallowing Pietersen from playing in the ongoing Lord’s Test match. Such actions are damaging to team unity and as what KP did was unprofessional he should, quite rightly, be reprimanded.

But let us not go too far. Cricket is, thankfully, not always about applying legal protocol and institutional procedure. It is about flourishing by creating teams with balance, experience and quality.

And KP is quality. He might be brash, arrogant and even selfish. But no one can dispute that the man can play cricket. Let us be very clear about this: if Kevin Pietersen is not allowed to return to the English cricket set up, the only loser will be English cricket. 

Cast your mind back to the 29th October 2011: a humid, sweltering Kolkata night where England need 121 runs to win the T20 against India on a slow, turning Bengal pitch.

England’s newcomers were out of their depth, unable to cope with the exotic doosras and carrom balls that featured in the sub-continent as was feared months before. Commentators called the T20 the conclusion of a miserable overseas tour and the painful hangover of the 2011 summer Test euphoria.They were wrong.  

Kevin Pietersen, like a generalissimo, confident and poised, strode out to the crease at number 3. In the space of 39 balls, he mauled his Indian counterparts with an explosive 53, complete with three KP authenticated sixes.The match after that was England’s: indeed their only victory in any format on tour.

In recent times, Kevin’s daring, imagination and will-power have been invaluable to England’s otherwise merely clinical line-up. It was his imperious century in Sri Lanka alone that allowed England to return home with some dignity after an annus horribilis of overseas cricket.  

In case you’ve missed the point, Kevin Pietersen is an undisputable asset for English cricket. At home he is destructive, and abroad he is dazzling. He brings an x-factor to the England set up, distinguishing himself as a veritable match winner. While England have been consistent and disciplined at home, they lack batsmen who can wrench games away from oppositions in the Sehwag or AB De Villiers mould. 

The other accusation hurled at Pietersen is that he would be much happier hitting sixes in the IPL and earn the fat pay checks, rather than graft in the England team. A balance certainly needs to be found and it is unrealistic for KP to expect regular England call-ups and play the full season of the Premier League. But as far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with a player wanting to earn money by playing the lucrative tournament while he is still young and has the talent to do so.

So, the complex dressing-room issues and the loss of trust between the England management and Pietersen are not problems that will be resolved overnight. Pietersen has made strides towards this in the past week, making himself completely available for all cricket formats for England, and is said to be meeting Strauss personally on Wednesday.

It will take time to forgive and forget the antagonism. But forgive and forget they must.

For losing Kevin Pietersen, a player whose skill and prowess is so obviously manifest, would be a terrible blow for cricket: a sport, like any other, that thrives only when the best players are on the field.

Travel Blog: Berlin

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In The Last King of Scotland, James McAvoy’s character selects the destination of his overseas adventure by stopping his finger at random on a spinning globe. This seemed to me an appealingly romantic way of determining my year-abroad whereabouts, but despite my assurances that I’d brush up on my Brecht in Vanuatu, my German tutor was keen to press home the rather prosaic matter of actually being able to speak the language that I’d signed on for. Instead I was left pondering a straight choice between Düsseldorf and Berlin, and I realised with a heavy heart that Miramax would perhaps not be optioning the rights to this particular year of my life. I picked up my pen, dispelled the last lingering dreams of cinematic adventures in exotic dictatorships, and ticked the box marked Berlin.

That isn’t to say that things didn’t get exciting pretty quickly. My Russian roulette approach to geographic choice might have been vetoed, but I was soon finding other entertaining methods of self-sabotage. Following a six-month séjour in France (key benefit: newfound ability to drop pretentious Gallicisms into conversation), I booked my flight to Berlin for the 12th of April. The 11th rolled round with one minor consideration still unresolved: I had nowhere to live. I was on the verge of applying for a room at the unpromisingly titled ‘youth crisis centre’ when a man called Andre finally got back to me and told me I could live in his flat.

Andre provided my first introduction to two of Berlin’s most important characteristics. Firstly, this is a cheap city. I was able to live by myself in Andre’s nice flat in a central part of town for about €350 a month. Given that my pricy stay in France had accustomed me to bank statements bearing more red ink than Wayne Rooney’s GCSE scripts, this was a pleasant surprise. Secondly, everyone speaks English. I would spend half an hour painstakingly composing an email to Andre, with one hand propping open my German dictionary while the other worked the keyboard, and would inevitably receive a chasteningly swift reply containing words like ‘kitchenette’ and ‘acquiescence’.

I was living in the Prenzlauer Berg district, a short walk from my workplace as an intern for an online newspaper. As this is a travel blog rather than an internship blog, I won’t focus too much on the job, except to say that I was extremely well looked after by my very friendly expatriate colleagues, and given plenty of interesting stuff to do.

My tourist guidebook described Prenzlauer Berg as “bohemian”, which turned out to mean, “crawling with unwashed hipsters”. On my first weekend, I decided to stretch my legs in the area’s Mauerpark (which incorporates some of the territory formerly occupied by the Berlin Wall), but had reckoned without the advent of the weekly flea market. Oddly, this alfresco orgy of tat enjoys a reputation as must-see cultural jamboree, and my more open-minded workmates seemed somewhat downcast to learn that I had not enjoyed the enriching experience of being accosted by punks hoping to barter their ketamine for some Leo Sayer LPs or Lebanese candlesticks.

However, those were minor quibbles, and I was soon seduced by the relaxed and unstuffy charm of my new neighbourhood. Cheap and cheerful is a British expression, but it’s hard to think of too many places in this country it actually applies to. It is however, a perfect description of the ambience of Prenzlauer Berg, and indeed much of Berlin. I even grew inured to the ubiquitous try-hard edginess, and by the end of my trip would think nothing of bidding a cheery ‘Guten Tag’ to a passing stranger with a face full of ironmongery.

Two months is nowhere near long enough to offer anything like a comprehensive perspective on the city, but I was able to make a few exploratory trips away from Prenzlauer Berg on my weekends. Like many capital cities, Berlin has its share of contrasts, but here the differences are magnified by the city’s comparatively small size and rapid public transport. You can shuttle quickly between Kurfürstendamm, the main shopping district, a gleaming altar to consumerism whose fancy bistros hum with the chattering traffic of slick-haired men and their glamorous wives, and Museum Island, a floating sanctum of tranquil intellectualism. Potsdamer Platz, the city’s main financial district, a metropolitan jungle densely forested with towering glass monuments to modern Germany’s economic ambition, is just a short hop from Kreuzberg, an intense and occasionally squalid crucible of jostling subcultures where over 30% of the inhabitants do not have German citizenship.

The city’s main tourist sites, the Brandenburg Gate, the Reichstag, and even the original Wall (it really is just a crumbling block of concrete) are, pardon the heresy, best glimpsed from one of the ingenious tourist buses, where you can avoid the footslog and the substantial crowds. Lesser-known gems like the East Side Gallery (a section of the wall covered in eclectic paintings by international artists) and the Pergamon Museum are more worthy of a lingering visit.

Before my trip I had emailed a friend who was more clued up on all things Teutonic, who described Berlin as “full of edgy cafés with artfully mismatched chairs.” It’s a pretty good summation of the spirit of self-conscious trendyism that pervades the city: Berlin is young, cool and vibrant…and it knows it.

But if you can get past your British curmudgeonliness, there’s much more to like than dislike. For a start, not only can you have lunch for a fiver, you can do so in any number of culturally diverse and charmingly stylish establishments. And there is a spirit, both seductive and impressive, of openness: the streets are wide and welcoming; the public transport network is mostly above ground and readily comprehensible, rather than shrouded in subterranean mystique; and immigrant and homosexual cultures enjoy both tolerance and prominence.

The Berliners themselves are the modern face of a modern country: friendly, urbane, wealthy, active…and above all confident. Whether politely but firmly resisting your faltering attempts at German with a disarmingly witty English remark, or proudly bronzing their dangly bits in the middle of a crowded public beach, Germans do it all with a smile of utter self-assurance. It’s a smile that says, “We don’t care what you think of us. We are the masters of Europe, we hold your country’s destiny in our hands, and soon enough you won’t even be able to use the kitchenette without our acquiescence.”

The Freshers Guide to the Oxford Music Scene

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So you’ve got the grades, you’ve got the reading list and you’re officially in to Oxford. So this is where the hard work starts, right? Well, no. Incoming freshers will quickly realise that the novel charms of a late night Bod session are vastly outstripped by the merits of the Oxford music scene. For it often comes as a surprise to newcomers that in spite of its fusty reputation, the city’s music scene is actually rich, diverse and highly propitious for new talent. From reggae to rock, with a massive helping of indie in between, the musical outpourings beneath Oxford’s dreaming spires straddle pretty much every genre going. In the spirit of this all-inclusiveness, Cherwell has compiled a brief and succinct (but by no means exhaustive) guide to the most prominent venues to help freshers navigate the musical myriad on offer. Because you wouldn’t want to waste your degree now, would you?

 

1) 02 Academy – Cowley Road

 It’s the biggie. In the past it has seen performances by well established names such as Arctic Monkeys, Razorlight, M83 and Kate Nash, and with a capacity of 1,350 it’s the largest venue on offer. While the downstairs area is more spacious, from personal experience it suffers from poor visibility (NB: having a flexible neck joint can only take you so far) .

 

2) Jericho Tavern – Walton Street

 Slap-bang in the heart of bourgeois Jericho, the Jericho Tavern is a mecca for the musically-conscious students of north Oxford colleges whose devotion to all things indie doesn’t quite stretch to a weekly trek to Cowley. Despite being a tiny venue it regularly attracts up-and-coming talent such as Bastille, King Charles and Spector. The pub is pretty good as well, with ‘English potato vodka’ readily available if your gig turns out to be unremittingly abysmal.

 

3) The Cellar – Frewin Court (off Cornmarket Street)

 Like a great-uncle who has had one too many at the family Christmas reunion, The Cellar is one of the oldest and most raucous of Oxford venues and describes itself (optimistically) as a ‘bastion of quality in a sea of mediocrity’. It’s popular with non-students so head here if you want to avoid the rah contingent. Big names tend to circumvent the Cellar, so it’s best if you want to catch under-the-radar acts such as Severed Limb and Wild Swim.

 

4) The Bullingdon Arms – Cowley Road

 This unsuspecting bar in Cowley, known as ‘The Bully’ (if you’re down with the local lingo yo) at first glance could easily be mistaken for a slightly seedy off-licence. Particularly strong for jazz apparently, the Bullingdon has also recently hosted gigs by bigger-name artists such as Mystery Jets. Much beloved by locals, it’s a strong contender for hegemony in the music scene, so those seeking a more ‘authentic’ Oxford experience take note.

 

5) The Wheatsheaf – High Street

 Aside from the Oxford Imps who perform here weekly, the pub venue (don’t be disheartened by its inauspicious alley entrance) tends to attract local indie and jazz bands, with more unknown artists such as Go Romano, Refugees of Culture and the Black Hats being typical musical fodder here. The Wheatsheaf might not be your first choice for an evening’s musical medley, but it’s nonetheless worth bearing in mind if you fancy checking out some home-grown, local talent.

A Sporting Mid-Life Crisis

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A few things combined this week in my lazy summer of watching sport to leave me feeling older than I am.

Twenty-one’s quite young to be set upon by that kind of thing, and I’m hardly going through a two decades premature mid-life crisis, but I had a palpable sense of a shift in how I watch sport.

The first thing that threw me was the Olympics. Now, this is by no means my abiding memory of the games – they were, as everyone has agreed, sublime, and that’s what will stay with me in years to come – but I couldn’t quite escape how bloody young everyone was.

Praise be to the venerable Nick Skelton, who nabbed an equestrian gold medal at 54, but everywhere else I looked there was blinding youth. Laura Trott and Philip Hindes, two of Team GB’s golden cyclists, are 20 and 19 respectively.

Taekwondo gold medallist Jade Jones only turned 19 in March. Lawrence Okoye the discus finalist – who for the sake of Division 2’s rugby players I hope defers his place at St. Peter’s another year to concentrate on athletics – is himself 20.

Watching Trott and Hindes bopping away to Taio Cruz’s Dynamite during the closing ceremony, looking for all the world like they were freshers in Bridge Bar & Club was all a bit much for me.

The next sporting reckoning was writing a piece about England’s chances in the forthcoming under-19 cricket World Cup. Not quite the ticket to make you feel sprightly. Researching tyros from Kent, Somerset prodigies and, most depressingly, an extremely talented lad from my home county of Essex, I began to feel like twenty-one may as well have been twice that.   

There was more. Earlier today in the Test match, during the lunch break, Sky showed an interview with England captain Andrew Strauss, who’s celebrating his 100th Test.

The producer spliced this with footage of his century, on debut, in 2004. Remembering exactly where I was when that happened, and then realising that it had been eight years ago, was chastening.

When Strauss retires in a year or so there’ll be no remnants left of the England team I grew up watching – Gough and Caddick, Butcher, Hussain, Thorpe, Trescothick and Vaughan – and that seems odd still.

Who better to ask about all of this than my old man? The last time his contemporaries were making their England debuts was during the Cuban missile crisis, so it’s fair to say he’s gone through this a few times before.

Surely he would soothe my woes. “Don’t be daft,” he said. “It’s not like you ever had any chance whatsoever of playing professional sport, so I don’t see why it matters.” This is true, as far as it goes – though no marks for softening the blow – but it’s not quite what I was getting at. So I put my thinking cap on, and this is the best I’ve come up with:

When you’re younger than the sportsmen you’re watching then it’s true: as the Bowie song that LOCOG has played day after day and night after night would have it they’re heroes, examples to be emulated on and, if you credit the puritans who’d have had George Best on nicotine patches and Shloer, off the pitch. 

In 2003 children of our age wanted to be Jonny Wilkinson, or Thierry Henry. (Most kids of our age that is. I wanted to be Jason Leonard, or Tony Adams, two thoroughly unglamorous heroes but heroes all the same).

By the time you get older than the new stars, your relationship with sport has changed. I have no hopes of emulating Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. He’s a player to be admired, in a more abstract sense that’s different but not worse than my seven-year-old adulation of Marc Overmars.

The sportsmen at the top of their games while you grew up will retain a special status, but the fact that Agassi and Sampras were titans when I was ten doesn’t mean I can’t stand back and appreciate that men’s tennis in 2012 is an extraordinary feast of sport, as captivating as anything I’m likely to see in my lifetime.

So for now I’m relaxed again. Although my dad did have a bit more to say. “And anyway,” he added, “just you wait until the ones younger than you retire themselves. That’s being old.” Now that’s a thought that’s going to fester.

How should we remember London 2012?

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How will we remember London 2012?

Team GB’s own version of Queen’s ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’, created to celebrate their success at London  2012, was perhaps the perfect way to sum up two weeks of outstanding achievement that captivated a nation as we became a truly United Kingdom.

Prior to the Games, as NASA sent “a rocket ship to Mars”, security fears and empty seats suggested that London was quickly becoming “a satellite … out of control”, whilst the athletes were nothing but “sex machines ready to reload”.

However, as David Beckham carried the Olympic torch “burning through the sky” on its way to the Olympic Stadium, another flame of Olympic passion was ignited in the hearts of the British people and we watched on, awestruck, for two magnificent weeks as our McCartney-clad heroes claimed the highest British medal count since London first hosted the Games in 1908.

In decades time, people will no doubt remember where they were on ‘Super Saturday’, 4th August 2012, when over 17 million people watched “Mister Farah-nheit”, Greg Rutherford and “supersonic woman” Jessica Ennis, “travelling at the speed of light” (almost) on their way to winning 3 gold medals in the space of 44 minutes.

Danny Boyle’s focusing of the opening ceremony around Caliban’s dream from The Tempest, marked the beginning of an Olympic Games that was as much about revolution as evolution.He paid tribute to British history, to the founding of our nation, but London 2012 was not born out of a desire to recapture London 1908, or indeed London 1948. His pointed celebrations of suffragism, the NHS and the subtle Beatles nod to the 1968 Games of Norman, Smith, and Carlos, emphasized what Rowan Atkinson’s take on the epochal Chariots of Fire beach-running scene humorously displayed.

These games were to be a celebration of the courage of protest and dissent, they were to be a truly modern celebration of sporting achievement, and, as Lord Coe put it, they were for everyone.

Vangelis’ ‘Chariots of Fire’ became the defining sound of London 2012, resonating throughout the various stadia arenas, and its story captures what, for me, the Games were really about.

When Hugh Hudson, director of Chariots of Fire, decided to use Vangelis’ eponymous score, he said, “I knew we needed a piece which was anachronistic to the period to give it a feel of modernity”.

Boyle’s ceremony captured Blake’s pleasant pastures and dark satanic mills in a technicolor 80,000 seat stadium; whilst the collocation of traditional landmarks with recently-inducted Olympic sports (Horse Guards Parade and Beach Volleyball, for example); and marathon route, which saw competitors racing past The Palace of Westminster, St. Paul’s Cathedral and The Tower of London, encapsulated exactly what Hudson sought to achieve thirty years previously.

Crucially, Coe’s Olympic vision was built upon the great phalanx of the British people, whom Boyle so wonderfully portrayed as the defining constant amidst his kaleidoscopic depiction of British history.

The body of 70,000 volunteers were very much, “the best of British”, and deserved every bit of grandeur in their title as ‘Games Makers’. In the past few weeks, London has lived up to its billing as the centre of an Isles of Wonder, but perhaps Miranda’s exclamation from Act V of The Tempest is more fitting:

“O, Wonder! How many goodly creatures there are here!

How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world,

That has such people in’t!”

Those most goodly of creatures, the Olympic athletes themselves, and in particular those from Team GB, put in some astonishing performances. Although only 29 world records were set, 4 fewer than in the Beijing 2008 Olympics, two thirds of the Beijing world records were set in the pool, with the advantage of vacuum-packed, ultra-aerodynamic swimsuits.

That those suits were banned in 2009 makes the 8 swimming world records that were broken in London even more impressive. Similarly, both the 4x100m men’s and women’s athletics world records were broken, with Jamaica and the USA becoming the first teams ever to break 37 and 41 seconds, respectively.

Importantly, in breaking the women’s world record, the Americans erased the final athletics record held by the former East Germany (41.37s set in 1985).

As the familiar faces of Michael Phelps and Usain Bolt cemented their positions as Olympic legends, we saw the birth of new, previously lesser-known, Olympic heroes in Belgian-born Bradley Wiggins, Oregon-resident Mo Farah, and David Rudisha, whom the BBC dubbed ‘the greatest athlete you have never heard of’.

The prominence of Olympic poster-girls such as Missy Franklin, Jessica Ennis and Victoria Pendleton, combined with the fact that every competing nation had at least one female athlete for the first time ever, led to London 2012 being ascribed as the ‘Female Olympics’.

With this in mind, one can only wonder whether Lord Coe knew that Britain’s first and last medals of London 2012 would be won by Team GB’s modern-day Amazonians, Lizzie Armitstead and Samantha Murray.

This summer’s Olympics heralded a ‘brave new world’ of sporting achievement and opportunity for British  athletes, and, with the likes of Tom Daley, Laura Trott and Katarina Johnson-Thompson ready to lead the British challenge in Rio 2016, it seems the much-talked of ‘legacy’ is in safe hands.

Before the leaves of our golden summer fall to the ground though, let us stop for a moment and acknowledge that, as King Coe (or soon to be if his upward trajectory continues!) put it, “when our time came Britain, we did it right”.

Forget about the post-Olympic hangover and do as The Times’ Simon Barnes advises, “When you get an upgrade in life, spare no thought for the future. Just get as much of that free champagne down you as possible and live and love in the moment”.