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London 2012: U.S Boxers humiliated

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So it’s been an eventful week for Olympic boxing. Sandwiched in amidst the gaudy pantheon of sporting events that is London 2012, the amateur boxing contests at the ExCel Exhibition Centre have not failed to routinely excite, bemuse and surprise. As I write, six of Britain’s seven male boxers have stormed into the quarter-finals of the competition, as GB captain Tom Stalker won a tough welterweight bout against India’s Manoj Kumar.Today will prove to be one of women boxing’s proudest moments too: the sport’s entry into the Olympic boxing stratosphere. With Team GB’s bright prospects, Nicola Adams, Natasha Jonas and Savannah Marshall looking ready to go, it is safe to say our fighting Olympians are in a very strong position.

The same cannot be said however, for Team USA. With so much happening it is easy to forget that the boxing world’s premier talking-point is actually what didn’t happen: fight fans watched on with shock as the once juggernaut United States men’s team made a humiliating exit from the Games, without one of them bringing an Olympic medal back home. Yes, that’s right: the once indestructible Team USA have failed. Although such an advent might stir a hearty chuckle from British viewers as we watch the tribulations of our American counterparts, and indeed an unkind laugh from most Cubans, the surprise U.S exit has raised some serious questions. Hadn’t the US, after all, come with the biggest and most anticipated boxing squad of any country to London 2012? Was it not this very country that captured a staggering and indeed record in the annals of Olympic history, 48 boxing gold medals?

Indeed, in the past, Olympic boxing acted like an elite finishing school and final examination paper for future American champions: a great opportunity for talented U.S boxers, who would seize gold medals before launching lucrative professional careers founded upon the interest generated from the Games. American sports fans in the 1960’s were treated to this dynamic spectacle when Cassius Clay, Joe Frazier and George Foreman won gold medals at successive Games (Rome, Tokyo, Mexico City) in the heavyweight category. All three became heavyweight champions, heralding the golden age of heavyweight boxing through their classic showdowns in the 1970s. US Olympic boxing went from strength to strength, with the star-studded classes of ’76 and ‘84 featuring future champions and legends, ‘Sugar’ Ray Leonard, Evander Holyfield, Meldrick Taylor and Pernell Whitaker. In 1984, Team USA left Los Angeles with nothing short of 9 gold medals.

They have had their knocks too. Future superstars Evander Holyfield of ‘84, Roy Jones Jr of ’88 and Floyd Mayweather of ‘96 have all been nothing short of robbed of Olympic gold medals due to absurd scoring and disqualifications. But even they walked away with some form of medal, and it is within the context of this glorious history of Olympic success that Team USA is now under such scrutiny. There are a lot of suggestions as to why the USA are now walking away medal-less in the men’s category. Critics have put forward the idea that American boxers are impatient to turn professional, drawn by the glamour, financial reward and publicity that championship fighting can offer. The concomitant of this is in an unwillingness to craft, develop and hone the skills of amateur boxing: a process which requires patience, dedication and diligence. Of the 2012 squad, only Rau’shee Warren has fought in an Olympic squad before.

Such an attitude, others would argue, is inevitable in a sport where severe physical damage is everyday: if you are going to get hit, you might as well get paid handsomely for it. Money in boxing is only to be found in the professional ranks. But unacceptable if true, is the assertion that the U.S boxing team were poorly handled and prepared for the challenges of London 2012. Indeed, Basheer Abdullah, the officer who ran the U.S army’ boxing programme for 15 years, was appointed to the post of head coach just weeks before the Olympics began. Moreover, the rules dictated that as a trainer who had dealt with professional prize-fighters in the current year, Abdullah would violate Olympic protocol if he were to be present ringside or in the corner of any of his fighters. The thought that the head coach cannot even be in his fighter’s corner during a contest hardly makes the disappointing results unsurprising ones.

Whatever the reason, this week represents a sad moment in the history of amateur boxing. While many, including Team GB, will certainly be happy to see American domination in the sport vanquished for the time being, it does not bode well for the future if the USA, once a bastion of dynamic and prodigious boxing talent, can’t get it right anymore. The Americans will hope that their women boxers, whose contests start today, can bring home some much needed medals.

Travel Blog: Japan

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I’ve always wanted to go to Japan. Who wouldn’t want to visit the country that bought us sushi, samurai and Squirtle? I’d pencilled in my visit for later in life, when I plan to be rolling in so much cash that I can have sashimi on tap. But seeing as I was ‘almost’ there (in China) and my boyfriend was interning in Tokyo for two months, I decided to take the metaphorical plunge and ignore the gaping black hole draining my bank account. 

Japan ain’t cheap, so not exactly backpacker country. But then again, I’ve done the ‘backpacker thing’ in Asia (yes I had a Gap Yah), and it was nice to be somewhere so clean, where the trains and buses actually run on time, and you can stumble around blind drunk in the middle of the night safe in the knowledge that you won’t get mugged. 

The Japanese are some of the nicest people I’ve ever met. The Other Half and I would be only have to wave our guidebooks and look lost (which we did unintentionally numerous times) for a complete stranger to come over and offer us help. A middle-aged businessman introduced himself when we were sat next to him at one of those sushi conveyor belt restaurants, and next thing we know we were bedding down in a booth at a karaoke bar, a bottle of sake, a bottle of sochu, several glasses of wine and beer later, not to mention the countless snacks. When 5am and the first train rolled around, the businessman took himself off downstairs to pay the bill (and presumably to go home to his wife and four daughters…), and was even polite enough to ask if we were okay on Facebook the next day.

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Monkey after a hot spring dip

Japan is also one of the most unique and contradictory places that I’ve ever been to. In Nikko, a misty mountain town with World Heritage-listed shrines (a fact the town trumpets on every street corner), we struggled to find a restaurant open past 8 o’clock. Our guesthouse, down a dark country lane, with traditional sliding-door tatami rooms and a river rushing by outside, could have come out of an 80s horror film. Meanwhile, in Tokyo neon lights and J-pop blare all night long, and the biggest electronics store I’ve ever seen has eleven floors, each the size of an M&S.

In Nagano (home of the 1998 Winter Olympics for all you trivia fans) we got up at 5.30am to watch Buddhist monks chant the morning service at the Zenko-ji temple, while hundreds of devotees came to kneel and pray with them. Yet a few hours away in Tokyo, there are millions of Japanese for whom the only shrines seem to be shops. Lots and lots of shops.

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Akihabara, Tokyo

And my Western/feminist/prudish [delete as applicable] sensibilities were pretty darn shocked by the sex shop we ventured into. Every product aimed at heterosexual men essentially used paedophilia to sell it – yes the girls on the packaging are Manga characters, and yes it’s fantasy not reality, but I personally wouldn’t want to go out with someone who gets their kicks from cartoon schoolgirls. Yet violent crime, let alone sexual violence, is apparently very low in Japan, and I felt perfectly safe wherever we went (apart from maybe in those dark country lanes). 

Japan’s geography, lying on faultlines that mean that it’s a hotbed of seismic and volcanic activity, also makes for some experiences that you don’t really find elsewhere. In Hakone we ate boiled eggs with blackened shells that had been cooked in a steaming sulphur pool. We also made a habit of going to onsen, scalding hot spring baths that are usually segregrated by sex, the nicest of which was also the strangest as, being a prudish Brit, I had never seen so many wobbly, naked bodies in my life. 

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Hello Kitty loves volcano-baked eggs!

The biggest letdown was probably the weather, as instead of clear blue skies as far as the eye can see to Mount Fuji, there was only haze. After being dragged struggling and sweating up a muddy mountain by my enthusiastic, we-need-to-do-real-hike boyfriend, all I wanted, other than a cold drink and never to walk uphill again, was a great view. And the view was amazing. But it would have been infinitely more so if it had included super-sharp views of the elusive volcano. 

I am nitpicking here – I did actually see Mount Fuji. On the plane ride out of Japan, yes, but Fuji-san looked extra-awesome from a bird’s eye vantage point. And I got to go to Japan. A real, living and breathing place, with a lot more pretty countryside towns and beautiful mountains than I’d imagined. But in Tokyo you do get the feeling that you’re in that crazy, giant, neon theme park that you’ve always dreamed about visiting.

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A bird’s eye view of Mount Fuji

Students demand more contact time with tutors

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The NUS has raised concerns that students are not getting value for money from their university experience.

With this year’s introduction of higher fees of up to £9,000, the issue of whether students are receiving enough contact time is being questioned. The government has taken steps by forcing universities this September to publish information regarding contact-hours for each course, which will form part of the new standardized KIS (key information sets) which prospective students will receive.

However, the NUS have stressed that more than this is needed. Rachel Wenstone, NUS Vice-President, commented, “The quality of education is becoming more and more of an issue. Contact hours don’t mean anything unless they are high quality, and you have a real relationship with your tutors”.

The NUS is advocating greater transparency regarding the number of students in tutorials and seminars, and guarantees that students will not spend their years at university catching up on sleep in lecture halls around the country. Although some universities have reacted positively to the Union’s comments, Professor Graham Henderson, the Vice-Chancellor of Teesside University, highlighted some potential problems. He argued that institutions suffering financially may be tempted to cut tutorials and seminars and save money by operating on a more lecture-based system, which under the KIS data would count as increased contact time. This would then present a fallaciously positive picture of a university experience with high quantity but low quality contact time.

David Palfreyman, the bursar at New College Oxford, agreed with the Union on the importance of small tutorial groups. He said, ‘There is nowhere to hide in a tutorial of two. If you’ve not done anything, there is pressure from your mates as well as your tutor.’ However, Palfreyman was not optimistic as to the feasibility of other universities emulating Oxford and Cambridge, owing to financial constraints. “We have charitable endowments that we lavish on you. In essence, HEFCE (Higher Education Funding Council for England) plus fees is around £7,500 and we spend two times that on a year of undergraduate teaching. With the new £9000 fee, after the spend of OFFA (Offer for Fair Trade Access), we will get around £7,750 towards the £15k or so.

“We await to see whether other Russell Group Universities will improve undergraduate tuition as opposed to the fixation on the ‘Kash and Kudos’ of research – which drives the global league tables, no one cares about undergraduate tuition – and also what will happen at the pile-‘em high cheap end of the range”

.Students from a range of universities have reacted positively to the NUS’ demands, indicating their preference for intimate tutorial groups. An Oxford PPEist commented, “whilst lectures are at times beneficial, I definitely learn the most from tutorials or small classes”.

A Classics student at Bristol agreed. “On average I receive eight contact hours a week, which mostly consist of lesson-style tutorials and lectures. The tutorials can be intense but it is still quite easy to avoid answering questions, as there are over 15 people in each class. Personally, I would prefer more contact hours, or more intimate sessions with tutors, so that students might be encouraged to work their hardest and have an opportunity to impress tutors with their ideas”.

Review: Kyla La Grange – Ashes

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Ashes smacks of a lack of effort. The songwriting is not exceptional in any sense of the word, the delivery of the material is average to the point of tedium, the production feels unfinished and uncared for and influences aren’t so much worn upon the artists sleeve as they seem to constitute the entirety of the clothing.

Seemingly, the entire reason behind the existence of Kyla La Grange as a musician is that she is easily marketable. When Florence and the Machine are such a huge commercial and critical hit, you can bet that half of the world’s record company executives have “Quirky, faux-gothic, female singer-songwriter” written somewhere in their three-dimensional marketing synergy matrix-thing. So, when Kyla La Grange comes along and is described as the next Florence Welch, it’s easy to see why a huge record deal would practically throw itself at her. Hype and the media attention should quickly follow, and the results end up plastered across the record stores of our nation like the symptoms of a gloomy, art-student-ish virus.

As a result, La Grange comes across as a bad impression of last summer’s sensation. Kate Bush-esque vocal flourishes feel unnatural, almost copied and pasted into tracks. Backing vocals sound like drones rather than choirs, and instrumentation is similarly uninspired. The production is rough around the edges in all the wrong ways, with unbalanced audio and poor volume control. More fundamentally, La Grange lacks what made Florence Welch so appealing – the voice. Whilst La Grange certainly has an admirable voice, all too often it is kept to a stagey whisper or relegated to the bottom of the mix. This prevents La Grange from belting it out, as Florence does.

Perhaps I’m judging this rather too harshly by comparing it to Florence and the Machine. It could be the case that Kyla La Grange is an original artist with her own direction and ideas. The unfortunate conclusion that follows from this is that these ideas and that direction just aren’t all that compelling. The album isn’t bad; it just isn’t very good. It’s the product (in the full commercial sense of the term) of too much style and too little substance. But it makes decent background music.

 

TWO STARS

Making a splash

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Having trouble finding the perfect swimwear this summer? There are many painful things to say about the experience of buying a swimsuit. The first thing to know is that there are very few perfect bodies out there, not all of us are Victoria secret models. So I say let’s do something radical to declare the love for our bodies and when we next go to the beach or pool, they will be dressed at their best.

One-piece suits are in fashion at the moment so many would raise the question: one-piece or two-piece?

There are some fantastic specimens around the shops at the moment. Some are slashed all over the place which makes it impossible to sunbathe in without getting patches of suntan whereas some covers too much or too little. It makes people think ‘who would actually wear something like that?’

In reality, there is plenty of choice from brands like topshop, seafolly, asos, stella McCartney and so on. Some of the sexiest women seen on the beach wear one-piece suits because they are not revealing everything. Most of the one piece suits reveal more back and less tummy and some more cleavage or thighs. Show off your best assets and conceal the others.

If you are an active swimmer, definitely get a one-piece. One that is comfortable with stretchy fabric and creep up your backside and doesn’t cut into your shoulders. Forget bikini straps, you don’t want anything to come undone while you are doing laps off a crowed beach.

Different body types affect the choice of swimsuit. Here are a few tips.

 If you’re petite…

  1. Tops with a touch of padding, or an under wire, demi-bra style that makes the most of a beautiful, dainty, bust line.
  2. Adjustable straps at shoulders and around back so that you can tighten and adjust things, to help fill out the top line.
  3. Try swimsuits from Brazil as Brazilian women are generally smaller on top and their swimsuits are cut accordingly.
  4. Play up your figure by finding a suit that is cut high on the thigh. This will make your leg look much longer. This is even better for those with curvy hips as it will accentuate your smaller waist and give you a flirty look.
  5. Vertical stripes can visually lengthen the body or wear a solid bottom bikini with a printed top. This will draw the eye upward and give you a longer look.
  6. A solid, one-piece suit with a plunging neckline creates a continual, long appearance
  7. Avoid boy shorts and skirted bikinis as they draw the eye downward and can make you look shorter.You are very lucky that you have the body to wear those cute, ruffled tops that are so hot right now, so go for it. Bandeau tops would also suit your body well. Avoid tops with too much fabric or have a poor fit. In this case, opt a two-piece suit so you can choose your top and bottom separately.

For the bustier bodytype,

  1. underwire tops can work well and look great.
  2. Halter-top bikinis can be a good choice by offering support, while providing some sexy cleavage
  3. Look for styles that are banded around the midriff and can be tied in back and around the neck. This style will give you some lift and will allow you to make adjustments for a personal fit.
  4. One-piece swimsuits with some structure in the bust, such as soft foam cups or at least, a shelf bra are most suited. Straight cut bust styles such as a classic tank can look clean and sporty. Wide shoulder straps will also be much more comfortable than spaghetti straps.
  5. Best avoid strapless bandeau tops that offer minimal coverage. 

For the tall,

Clothes drape beautifully on you and your legs go on and on. But, you do need to make sure that you do not look out of proportion at the beach in your swimsuit.

  1. Horizontal stripes will exenterate your upper body 
  2. Go wild with the embellishments at the hips and bust line. Rings, jewels, ties and bows are all good things for you.
  3. If you want a one-piece swimsuit, try a cut-out suits. It will break up your long torso, just like a bikini does.
  4. You’ll look smashing in those super bright colours
  5. Boy shorts are great for your slim hips.
  6. Avoid up and down stripes, high necklines and dark, solid colors.

Summers are short and it’s been awhile since you bared almost all so wear your perfect swim suit and flaunt what you’ve got.

Olympi-cynic

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When I was asked to write something about my experiences of working at the Olympics, I was reticent, partly because I was lacking in anything interesting to say, and partly because of some irrational fear that I might get myself on some Boris blacklist if I said anything too scathing about the Olympics. But then they took my sandwich and everything changed. Plus I realised that by expressing this political concern I was probably overestimating my journalistic importance.

I’ve been working as part of the ‘great Olympic team’ (as my supervisor insists) for two whole shifts now. That’s 14 hours. 840 painful minutes. One confiscated sandwich. One too many. To set the scene, I’m working in the London 2012 Athletes’ Village and will be for the duration of these Olympics, assuming I last that long (given that I’m writing this as I hide in the stockroom, it isn’t unimaginable that I won’t).

I began this process as an Olympi-cynic, and although there’s been quite a lot which has reinforced this opinion, I’m not embarrassed to say that I’ve seen the light – the torch, if you will. I, like most Londoners, laughed at our incompetence when the visiting athletes got lost on their way to the stadium and sighed when we had to ‘practise’ our journeys to work as they will be during the Games – inevitably they’re the same, but two hours longer. I’ve begun to think that it’s a good thing that London’s public transport is so unreliable as delays will be nothing new to most commuters. The only real difference is the surplus of offensively pink beacons to signal our way.

I’ve heard the stories about security personnel being hired on their ability to smell the difference between vodka and water, and laughed at Mock the Week’s suggestion that rather than a torch (meant to ‘burn with the light of the sun’) we watch the dignified procession of a flannel across Great Britain. Generally, I’ve felt nonplussed about the actual Olympics being held in London, irritated by the disruption, and embarrassed by London’s performance. I have no tickets for any events, and am baffled by those people who spent £2012 on tickets to the 100m final. That’s over £200 per second of entertainment. I doubt even the best hookers can charge that. When a friend offered me a ticket I was mildly intrigued, until she mentioned the £50 price tag. And the fact that it was beach volleyball – the soft porn of the Games. I’d have a better time rereading 50 Shades of Grey.

But I digress; I list these instances only to highlight that I too was a non-believer, a sceptic, a miserable old bat. And my experiences of working at these Olympics didn’t turn me immediately: quite the opposite. First, the revelation that no food is allowed into the Village was a further nail in the coffin of my Olympic experience. As instructed, I’d treated it ‘as airport security’. I’d dutifully emptied my liquids, and even ensured that my sandwich was a dry one (ham, no mayo), only to be ordered to eat it quickly or surrender the goods. As I threw my sandwich in the non-recycling bin (an expression of my frustration with society), I thought my position as Olypi-cynic was confirmed.

My impressions on entering the Village weren’t much better. Whilst most countries bedecked their athlete’s buildings with regal and dignified flags, I cringed at GB’s ‘#OurGreatestTeam’ banner flapping in the rain. The welcoming ceremony for the athletes is a strange mix of NYT theatrics, a Queen medley, and spray painted umbrellas. The dancers encircle the visiting athletes and delegates and sing about their ‘champion’ status. The athletes seem at best bewildered, and at worst terrified. Although it is a bizarre sight to behold, it at least provides a distraction from the monotony of store life. Or it did for the first few performances. But after a day of welcoming dramatics at half hourly intervals, it feels like something more akin to tinnitus, and I doubt very much whether I’ll ever be able to listen to ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ again.

Although there is a lot about London 2012 which has made me cringe, there’s also been a lot which is incredibly impressive. The people who’ve volunteered to help during the Games – the ‘Games Makers’ – are working full-time shifts in return for nothing but a less than attractive outfit. Some of these volunteers have travelled from as far as Australia just to volunteer, and many are camping for the duration because they can’t afford to rent somewhere to live in London.

Speaking to some of these volunteers, their only reason for embarking on this thankless job seems to be because of a desire to ‘be a part of it all’. This might seem strange – and maybe a little tragic – to us, and certainly to me, but this doesn’t stop me being impressed by their enthusiasm and dedication. It might be a cliché, but without them the Games really wouldn’t be able to happen, and even my cynical self has softened because of their attitude.

Being around so many people for whom these might be the most important couple of weeks of their life, the organisers who’ve been planning these events for years, the volunteers who deserve a medal (or mental help), and the (few) Londoners who are proud to host these events, I’ve found myself jumping on the enthusiasm bandwagon. So what if London 2012 might not run as smoothly as other Games? So what if I get off the tube at Stratford only to see staff covering up the arrows pointing to the Olympic Park with arrows pointing the opposite direction? I, for one, think we should embrace the shabby-chic of London 2012 and am willing to admit that I am, if not proud exactly, very excited for the world’s best sportspeople to converge on my London, and for the eyes of the world to be on us. And it’s something I’m prepared to give up my sandwich for.

‘Fuzzy Ducks’ club night to close

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‘Fuzzy Ducks’, the club night held at the O2 Academy and once voted by FHM magazine as the easiest place to pull in the country, will run no longer.

It has come under constant pressure from local residents and has reportedly experienced a recent fall in attendees.

‘Fuzzy Ducks’ was held at the O2 Academy in East Oxford on Wednesday nights for more than a decade. The venue has a capacity of 1,350 and the night attracted a variety of guests, from Out of the Blue to David Hasselhoff.

Behaviour at the O2 Academy and the surrounding residential area led to numerous complaints of anti-social behaviour from local residents. The mid-week night, called “notorious” by the Oxford Times, promised cheap alcohol until the early hours of the morning.

Police patrols were extended to the area in 2010 to cope with students exiting the club, and a recent application to extend opening hours at the venue received more than 60 complaints.

Ed Chipperfield, a member of the East Oxford Residents’ Associations Forum, is glad to see the end of the night. He commented that “Fuzzy Ducks was marketed as an ugly night of excess, and that’s precisely how the customers treated the area before and after they went. You can’t blame the customers for behaving exactly as the promoters wanted them to, really.”

‘Fuzzy Ducks’ is to be replaced by a new night run by the O2 Academy and the Oxford Brookes Student Union. The concern for residents remains a return to previous behaviour under a different name.

Mr Chipperfield is cautiously optimistic about the new night, saying, “I think everyone here – students as well as ‘locals’ – is cautiously optimistic about a higher expectation from a new event promoted by Brookes.”

‘But if it falls below expectations, then people living in the area will have no problems bringing their troubles up with the relevant people – the local police.”

However, residents’ complaints have been a pressure for the decade Fuzzy Ducks ran, but the night has only just ended. Reports are that the popularity of the Brookes night decreased significantly in the final term of this last year. According to one Brookes student, the 1,350 capacity venue failed to get above 300 clubbers on most Wednesdays.

Club management would neither confirm nor deny if the decision to end the night was a response to pressure from residents or the waning popularity of the night among students.

Oxford Brookes Law student Joseph Ware reacted positively to the closure. He said, “I just see it as an excuse for people to get blind drunk with the promise of sex.”

“But in reality it’s a sweaty pit of hormonal sports teams embracing a social fad. And besides the special guests, it has nothing to put it above another night elsewhere.”

Poor coverage ruining our Olympics?

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‘Pauca sed bona’, only a few but of good quality. Perhaps someone should have scribbled this on a post-it note to the BBC as they prepared for this year’s Olympic Games. Why? Their coverage has, thus far, been the antithesis of that epigram.

One cannot fault them for trying. Their 27 TV channels and innumerable other forms of online coverage and analysis are a testament to Lord Coe’s plea to embrace the Games.

However, the quality of that coverage, and more so the commentary that accompanies it, does an injustice to the athletes who have sacrificed so much to compete here in London.

Jonathan Liew’s frank confession in a recent Telegraph article puts into words the problem: ‘The writing business is forgiving enough to allow entire careers to be sustained on an ability to produce five synonyms for the word “win”. On television, there is no such hiding place.’

Although the BBC have turned to a number of previous Olympians to add credibility to the otherwise lacklustre commentary, the blunders of their colleagues overshadows any gems of athletic insight that they may produce. 

Mark Foster, the former Swimming World Champion and Team GB’s flag-bearer in Beijing 2008 often struggles to get a word in edgeways next to the bullish Clare Balding who, for all the hand gestures and decibels in the world, still struggles to outline a single race without repeating herself or mentioning the pressure that the athletes are under.

The awkward conversations in the BBC main pod are almost as painful as the dissonance of the commentary teams.

Amir Khan’s discussion of his Olympic experience, 8 years ago in Athens, sounded forced and resembled little more than an exercise in self-aggrandisement for a man who many were saying should retire after the beatings he took from Lamont Peterson and Danny Garcia.

Meanwhile, Ian Thorpe’s frustration was tangible as Gary Lineker descended into cheap quips, after the multiple Olympic champion had seen his country’s ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ self-destruct with a disappointing 4th place in the 4x100m freestyle relay.

Even the usually tolerable Sue Barker and Jake Humphrey made me wish the BBC did ad-breaks, with their cringe-worthy ‘I hope you’ve got a bike and helmet’ – ‘I don’t go up hills’ exchange.

BBC top-brass clearly thought that the mystery of less well-known sports could be solved by familiar voices from other sports, with Golf’s Andrew Cotter covering Canoeing and Rugby’s Eddie Butler assigned to Archery.

As Jonathan Liew put it, ‘these men are risking accusations of dilettantism at best, and outright ridicule at worst, by gamely pitching their flags on foreign ground … but without an instinctive feel for the rhythms and patter of a sport, it is impossible to avoid sounding like an outsider.’

With Bradley Wiggins’ recent success in the Tour de France, Cycling has had an ‘hors catégorie’ rise to prominence, but the coverage of the two Olympic Cycling Road Races has undoubtedly been the stand-out failure for the BBC so far.

The men’s race, if Team GB’s disappointment was not enough, was soured further by the lack of information about time gaps between the groups and a number of mistakes by the commentary team, at one point claiming that those who finished outside the top 30 were in fact battling for the bronze medal.

The inadequacy of the post-race analysis only added salt to the wound as John McEnroe and Kelly Holmes blathered on without any real understanding of what they were meant to be talking about. Ignorance, in this case, was far from bliss.

Furthermore, Lizzie Armitstead’s tremendous silver medal was dampened by journalists’ inability to spell her surname and the references to her ‘feeding’ which made her sound more like a prize budgie than the closest Team GB had hitherto got to a gold medal.

Matt Baker’s painful pronunciation of Fabian Cancellara, one of the most famous cyclists in the Olympic peloton, as I write, evinces the over-reaching of BBC commentary teams across the channels as they try to come to grips with the challenge of covering what is likely to be the most watched Olympic Games in history.

With the Athletics beginning on Friday, I can only hope that John Inverdale justifies his Olympic selection with a personal best after disappointing performances at the Crystal Palace Grand Prix and the Aviva UK Trials, and that the BBC learn from their mistakes.

You know what they say about ‘Jacks-of-all-trades’…

Subfusc gender restrictions removed

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Oxford University has recently altered subfusc regulations in order to respect the needs of transgender students.

The decision, which will come into force on 4th August, will see subfusc becoming gender-neutral and will allow transgender students to wear what they wish without needing to obtain permission from University Proctors before sitting exams. All students will be able to make their own decisions about what they wear to exams and formal university occasions and will be free to choose whether to wear a bow-tie or ribbon, or a skirt or a suit.

The campaign, led by OUSU’s LGBTQ Officer Jess Pumphrey, was initially passed by OUSU in February and was then taken to the University Proctors for further information. Pumphrey told Cherwell, “This is an important and very welcome change, which will greatly improve the experience of transgender students, particularly during the exam period.”

They added, “This change allows transgeander students to fully, comfortably and safely participate in the tradition of subfusc, without worrying about whether their gender will be scrutinised by examiners.”

Simone Webb, President of LGBTQ Soc, also told Cherwell about how the changes would benefit transgender students, saying, “I think this is a brilliant change which, while small, will lessen the stress which transgender students face around exams.”

Former Trans rep for LGBTQ Soc, Gail Bartlett, also welcomed the changes, adding, “The real motive of this change is that students who may be transitioning gender will no longer have to have the added stress of worrying that they will be challenged on their clothing”.

They both expressed disappointment over how the news had been covered in the national press. Webb commented, “I am saddened by much of the national reporting on the changes, which has misleadingly claimed that the new rules are aimed at facilitating cross-dressing”, whilst Bartlett told Cherwell, “much of the popular press has missed the point, with provocative and inaccurate headlines such as ‘men in dresses’ and ‘gay dress code’”.

Although the University was unable to offer an opinion on the changes, a spokesperson said, ‘The regulations have been amended to remove any reference to gender, in response to concerns raised by Oxford University Student Union that the existing regulations did not serve the interests of transgender students.’

The changes have met with positive reactions from students. 1st year Keble Biology student, Jessica Norris, said that the changes would “bring subfusc up-to-date’ and that ‘people in today’s age should be able to express themselves how they wish and not be constrained”. She added, “I don’t think the new rules should be abused though but I don’t see how that could be policed”.

One first year at Magdalen, who did not wish to be named, continued, “The rules just allow people to wear a different set of clothes so I don’t see why they would cause anyone to get upset. One concern might be misuse, which could undermine the integrity of subfusc, but is that really a bad thing?”

Sportsmanship kicked from the beautiful game

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Sometimes in sport, a touch can make all the difference. The history-books are gilded with examples of sprawling saves, desperate tap-tackles and faint edges that swung the outcome of a match, even a tournament.

Boxing is one sport that seldom deals in such subtleties. Technical nuance is not unimportant, but quick hands and pretty feints will always be trumped by a sledgehammer left, as Amir Khan discovered on Saturday. And brute force is never less preeminent than when the mouth guards are out.

“This is about two guys who dislike each other beating it out of each other,” declared David Haye in the build-up to his bout with Dereck Chisora. Chisora vowed to “burn” and “destroy” his rival.

No soft touches there then.

This fight was the legacy of an extraordinary brawl in a Munich press conference where Chisora descended from his dais to confront Haye. Haye hit Chisora with a bottle, Haye’s trainer Adam Booth was gashed on the forehead, and Chisora threatened to shoot Haye.

Both fighters had their licences revoked by the British Boxing Board of Control and had to turn to the Luxembourg authorities to sanction the tawdry circus of their mutual enmity.

These are tough times for boxing. No longer can the image of a sport in the doldrums be dismissed as the jaded grumble of stuffy ringside veterans.

The sport’s great 21st century icon, Floyd Mayweather, is currently in prison for domestic abuse. Inept judging is a growing blight, with Manny Pacquiao, boxing’s other marquee name, its latest victim. Tarver, Berto and Peterson, world champions all, recently failed drugs tests. And then there are the antics of Haye, Chisora and their ilk.

But what boxing has not lost is its capacity to confound. After Haye knocked out Chisora in the fifth, the bitter antagonists shared a warm embrace. This was an extraordinarily redemptive moment of human contact for two men who had had to be separated by a steel fence at their weigh-in.

Their sins were not forgotten, but perhaps absolved, especially when Chisora revealed he would donate £20,000 to Haye’s chosen charity. Sometimes, a touch can make all the difference.

This week, another sporting touch, football’s pre-match handshake, came under scrutiny. In the wake of the deterioration of civilities between John Terry, Anton Ferdinand, Rio Ferdinand and Ashley Cole, it seems we will have to steel ourselves for more tedious ‘will-they-won’t-they’ sagas in the mould of last season’s Suarez-Evra handbaggery.

There will be, provisionally at least, 45,980 pre-match handshakes between Premier League opponents next season. And yet not one will touch us like that single moment of genuinely felt communion between Haye and Chisora, however imperfect the circumstances.

Not one will raise a smile like Bradley Wiggins and Vincenzo Nibali’s finish-line hug at the Tour de France.

Why? Because pre-match handshakes are not true sportsmanship. They are a meaningless mechanical ritualistic faff, fair-play for the fauxmance era. Like the mascot walk and the exchange of pennants, they belong to an elaborate choreography of sportsmanship devised by the game’s governing bodies.

Handshakes should be left to the end of the match as a free and sincere gesture of respect. They would not be as numerous, but at least they would mean something, and maybe, like Haye and Chisora, football’s opprobrious oiks might just surprise us.