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Oxford’s Varsity night-mare

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Controversy has arisen over the result of the recent Equestrian Varsity Match, with the Oxford team accused of altering the points system in their favour.

The match, which is widely considered to be one of the most prestigious equestrian events of the year, took place on Thursday 8th March.

At the time, the Cambridge team were ruled to have beaten Oxford after scoring highly in the dressage and show jumping and left the competition with medals and in jubilant spirits.

However, on returning home, they were greeted with an email informing them that owing to a change in the scoring, they were no longer the victors, and that the Oxford team had actually won by a single point.

In equestrian competitions it is usual for the home team, which was Oxford on this occasion, to decide upon the weightings for the scores each of the events. However the change in result was so drastic that the Cambridge team appealed to the Oxford Sports Federation and requested that the event be reviewed.

After further consideration from the Federation, the win was instead awarded to the Cambridge team.

A statement from the Oxford Sport’s Federation explained that the confusion was “understandable” as “the Equestrian Varsity Match, along with most Equestrian events has a complicated scoring system, which has been amended several times in recent years.”

They further explained that “some confusion” existed with regards to the scoring system which “couldn’t be cleared up on the day” as the Cambridge team were forced to leave “very soon after the event.”

They added that a discussion then ensued between the two captains, and it was decided that “as announced at the match, Cambridge were the overall winners.” Both captains agreed to devise a “definitive written scoring system” to prevent similar confusion in future years.

Despite this, several Cambridge players expressed a degree of frustration regarding the event. The Cambridge team captain, Charlie Flammiger, told the Cambridge student paper, the Tab, that “we played by their rules, and won by their rules. Like any other sport they can’t be changed after the event”. Flammiger admitted that the problem had been resolved but commented that “it’s a shame that the competition was soured by the confusion.”

Several Cambridge students claim to be angered by the confusion. A first-year student commented, “Oxford’s behaviour is awful sportsmanship and very childish; they should stick to the original scoring method and accept that the light blues won.”

Another member of the riding team described Oxford’s actions as “outrageously poor sportsmanship” and congratulated the Cambridge team on winning despite the fact that “the odds were stacked against us”.

However, Jack Gallagher, a first-year studying French and Arabic at Oxford commented, “Let’s be clear – I don’t like horses and I don’t like Tabs. Both are quite frankly jumped up beasts of burden. However in this case there seems to have been genuine confusion by the Oxford side. Any dispute they had should have been settled at the time; claiming victory does smack of bad sportsmanship. But we mustn’t let the rivalry that makes varsity matches so exciting lead us into accusations of cheating”.

Cambridge student banned for poem protest

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A Cambridge student has been suspended for seven terms following his role in the peaceful protests that took place during a speech by David Willetts in November 2011.

Owen Holland, studying for a DPhil in English, was charged with “recklessly or intentionally impeding free speech within the Precincts of the University”, because of his reading of a protest poem which disrupted the speech. The sentence was passed on Wednesday by the Cambridge University Court of Discipline and has provoked widespread outrage and subsequent action from students and dons alike.

A ‘Spartacus’ letter written to the University Advocate was signed by 60 dons and students, admitting to their role in the protest and demanding that they be punished accordingly. A number of petitions have also been penned, including one by the Cambridge University Students’ Union (CUSU) which has already garnered almost 2500 signatures.

On Friday afternoon a mass demonstration comprising 350 students, staff and lecturers took place outside the Cambridge Old Schools. During the protest, which passed without incident, a statement was read out on behalf of Holland in which he commented, “I have been humbled by the level of support I have received these past few days”.

He continued, “I can tell you that I plan to appeal the sentence before a higher court, and I have every [confidence] that the seven senior members of this University will heed your calls for the sentence to be overturned.”

The general reaction amongst students has been one of indignation regarding the “excessive” suspension, and worries about the effects that this could have upon the protest movement as a whole.

Cambridge student Dominic Morris labelled the ruling as “disgraceful, disproportionate and discriminatory”, commenting that “regardless of the politics, the two and a half year sentence can only be seen as designed to silence peaceful protest.” 

Freddy Powell, a fresher reading Politics, Psychology and Sociology at Robinson College, responded similarly, criticising the “absurdly disproportionate response”. He observed, “rarely in recent times has Cambridge been so illiberal in its response to protests, a recognised part of student and academic life.”

Julius Handler, a student at Churchill, agreed, commenting, “at Cambridge we are encouraged to think and to engage in discourse, and it is this kind of gesture that suppresses all that Cambridge embodies.”

Oxford students voiced similar concerns regarding the impact of the suspension upon peaceful protest. Nathan Akehurst, a student at Lincoln, linked the “grossly unfair” suspension with “wider attacks on the right to protest, including the banning of occupations at Birmingham University and the ongoing trial of peaceful protesters at Fortnum and Mason”.

Ben Hudson, a student at Regent’s Park agreed that “brash though it is, this tactic is the only way to make evident the opposition to the government’s ideological drivel”. Notably, students uninvolved with and even opposed to protest movements have reacted similarly, with Samuel Lin, a member of Oxford Conservative Assocation, branding the suspension “excessive”.

A statement issued by the University of Cambridge following the ruling did not comment explicitly upon the sentence, but simply reasserted the right of the Court to make decisions as defined by statue law.

Some Cambridge students, however, supported the suspension. One History fresher at Murray Edwards commented that although the ruling seemed “harsh”, “a strong message did need to be sent out to the protestors, as they were expecting a fine which would have had little effect”.

A CUCA member, who also wished to remain anonymous, went further still, stating, “I totally believe that Holland got his just desert. Unrest is never the answer.”

Oxford hits £1.25 billion target

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Oxford Thinking, the fundraising campaign for the University of Oxford, has passed its initial target of £1.25 billion and now stands at almost £1.3 billion.

Launched only in May 2004, this marks the shortest time ever taken by a European university to reach such a target.

36% of the total came from alumni of the University, with 16% of all alumni contributing last year, the highest of any university in the UK. Oxford’s Vice-Chancellor, Professor Andrew Hamilton, commented, “We are enormously grateful to all those who have supported the campaign and who are helping us to secure Oxford’s place as a world-class university for generations to come.”

5.4% of the money raised has been donated by corporations, providing support for academic posts such as the KPMG Professor of Taxation Law and the Lovells Professor of Law and Finance. This has had mixed responses from students: some reacted positively, with a first year linguist commenting, “I approve of positions in the University being supported by big corporations. If it’s a means to an end, I think it’s a good thing.”

Others, however, were more sceptical: first-year classicist Jasmine Krishnamurthy-Spencer said that she doubted whether the donations really were “no-strings-attached money”.

A University spokesperson commented, “Corporate funders providing philanthropic support are treated the same way as any other donation. Donors who choose to support academic posts do not determine the direction or academic content of a chair — this is left to the University.”

23% of the money came as donations from those with no previous affiliation to the University, including major gifts from Russian-born US businessman Leonard Blavatnik and Mica Ertegun, the widow of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun.

The University’s reliance on philanthropy has led some to question the sources of the money, but a University spokesperson commented, “All proposed donations over £100,000 are subject to formal scrutiny and review by the University’s Committee to Review Donations, whether from individuals or organisations.”

Results of the funding drive include the development of the UNIQ summer school programme and the provision of scholarships for graduate research, as well as the restoration of University buildings, notably the Ashmolean Museum and the Department of Earth Sciences.

Oxford has stressed that despite the increase in fees, the accompanying reduction in government funding will “to a large extent ‘cancel out’ the increased fee income” meaning that the university will still rely heavily on outside funding.

The Oxford system costs around £16,000 per student per year and “only around half the costs of that education have ever been met by the combination of fees and government funding.” The next stage of the campaign is said to have “a special focus on student support.”

5 Minute Tute: Drugs

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What, if anything, is wrong with this country’s drugs policy?

The current Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 (MDAct1971) was supposed to be evidence based, but politics has since taken over so that about half of the drugs controlled by the Act are in the wrong classes. This completely undermines any confidence in the accuracy of the MDAct1971, the 2010 amendment, and the Drugs Act 2005. The non-evidence based classification of drugs has undermined the value of classification as an educational message for harm reduction, and has led to injustice for drug users, especially young adults.

Is alcohol a drug?

Undoubtedly. Ethanol has very similar pharmacology to other sedatives such as GBL and GBH, which are both Class C illegal drugs. If alcohol was discovered today it would probably be banned. Alcohol is socially acceptable yet causes much more harm overall than drugs like cannabis and ecstasy.

To what extent do you think the corporate world shapes our drug taking, and drug policy?

The alcohol, and to a lesser extent the tobacco, drug industries have had a huge impact on drug use and policy. Firstly, there has been a massive increase in the use of these legal drugs because of active marketing. This has been accompanied by dishonest claims about the health benefits of alcohol use. And secondly, the industries encourage the incorrect belief that illegal drugs, such as cannabis and ecstasy, are more harmful than alcohol so push users towards alcohol. Drugs which are illegal usually come without attractive marketing and are more likely to be taken in secret, making their consumption seem more grubby and shameful. So powerful is the influence of the industries (especially alcohol) that people have been led to believe that ‘illegal’ drugs are far more addictive and dangerous in the short- and long-term than the legal drugs that are so frequently abused.

The commonly held view is that cannabis causes schizophrenia. Is this true?

Cannabis does not cause more than a few percent of cases of schizophrenia. It does, however, mimic some aspects of psychosis, especially paranoia, which can be mistaken for schizophrenia by non-experts. The main harm of cannabis is dependence, leading to daily use. Regular users experience a loss of motivation and become less productive, which is particularly problematic for those in full time study.

Do we know the long term effects of using novel synthetic drugs like MDMA and mephedrone?

We know that ecstasy has been used for some 40 years with little evidence of long-term problems. We have less experience of mephedrone, but as it is chemically similar to amphetamine, which has been around for 70 years and doesn’t cause major health problems provided usage is not excessive, we can be fairly certain that the associated long-term problems are minimal. Cocaine deaths have been increasing by ten year-on-year, and have not been curtailed by any government measures. In 2009, however, there was a 30% decrease in cocaine deaths due to users switching to the safer mephedrone. Mephedrone was used by thousands of young Israelis between 2007 and 2008 with no reported fatalities. Shoddy reporting by the media is to blame for the view that mephedrone has caused numerous fatalities. In fact, the high profile fatalities showed no presence of mephedrone in toxicology reports. The two teenagers who died in Scunthorpe had mistakenly taken the heroin substitute methadone after heavy drinking, not mephedrone.

Professor David Nutt is Chair of the Independent Scientific Committee on Drugs and former Chair of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs

Thousands give up gap year dreams

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Up to 200,000 students may have given up on dreams of a gap year as universities confirm an increase of fees in 2012.

Of 762 students surveyed in January by One Poll, 40% said that they are scrapping their gap year plans in response to the dramatic increase in fees. Of those still going ahead with their plans, 60% have decided to shorten the length of their travels in favour of making money closer to home.

Roughly 500,000 people apply for full-time undergraduate study each year, so if the poll’s results are representative, an estimated 200,000 were deterred from taking a gap year in 2011.

The fees hike seems to have forced students to rethink their plans as they become reluctant to run up increasing amounts of debt.The number of people applying for deferred entry almost halved last year, with 6.9% of applicants choosing that option in 2010 and only 3.3% in 2011.

The school leavers of 2011 were the most affected by the increase in fees. By delaying their entrance to university, students faced a trebling of their tuition costs.

According to the Office for Fair Access, the estimated average fee for a university course will be £8,393. Oxford, along with more than a third of all English universities, will charge £9,000 as its standard fee.

Faced with the two alternatives, Millie Simpson, a first-year classicist at Exeter College, claimed she was left with no real choice. She explained, “I was really devastated by the plan to increase tuition fees – in anticipation of this unique chance to travel the world I had saved an appropriate amount of money and made plans with friends.

“All of this effort was in vain. Not only did I have to factor in the prices for travelling the world but also the added £24,000 or so for my four-year degree.”

It is believed that the recent dip in applications may be a one-off. Future students will not have such a high price tag attached to their year off, as fees are now expected to be fixed.

Professor Richard Cooper, Vice-Principal of Brasenose College, discussed the value of taking a year out for students. He suggested that “Attitudes to gap years have always depended on the subject,” adding, “The take-up was always greater in the humanities and social sciences.”

Professor Cooper went on to say that science dons have traditionally viewed gap years in a less favourable light, claiming there was a “danger that students could forget all they had learnt.” He added, “The increase in fees will therefore have had much less of an impact on science students when it comes to gap years.”

He continued, “Overall I don’t think that the academic world is weeping buckets at the drop in the number of people taking gap years.”

In addition, Professor Cooper explained that tutors can be “reluctant” to mortgage properties to students who might “change their minds” during their year abroad and instead apply “for a different course or institution.”

 “Longer holidays than other universities and generous travel grants mean that students can also travel during their time here,” he concluded.

A university spokesperson commented that “only a very small percentage of students apply to Oxford for deferred entry in any given year.”

A Bluffers’ Guide to: First Wave Hardcore

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Age? Most would locate the genre’s beginnings in the late ’70s, with its existence and underground popularity continuing throughout the mid to late ’80s.

Ok, so why ‘hardcore’? The bands who are associated with the genre’s beginnings wanted to play punk in the way they believed punk should be played – harder, faster, more technical and with no major label involvement. Any form of corporation was frowned upon, or more aptly, spat on.

So, quite a DIY ethos then? Incredibly so. Most original hardcore labels put out records on vinyl pressed in batches of only a couple of hundred, and were run by members of prevalent bands on the scene. Ian Mackaye for example, lead singer of the ‘straight edge’ band Minor Threat, formed Dischord, one of the scene’s most prevalent labels.

Sorry, ‘straight edge’? The band created the term in their song of the same title in order to put a name to their vehement no drink, no drugs, no casual sex lifestyle. Many hardcore bands followed suit, many did not, but the lifestyle still exists today in many genres of music which take influence from hardcore.

Interesting. So how did the scene become widespread? Bands toured relentlessly – we’re talking six people and gear packed into a minivan driving across the USA, playing every night for four weeks. Plus, fanzines were created constantly and circulated throughout local scenes, creating hype, hype and more hype.

That’s a lot of touring… It is. But live shows were the best place to hear hardcore and the bands realised this. Boundaries between stage and audience became blurred from constant stage diving, crowd surfing and the controversial phenomena that is slam dancing.

Sounds fun. Where did the genre go? If we’re talking first wave, the scene collapsed in the mid ’80s because of its growing reputation for extreme violence. People stopped coming to gigs for the music and started to come for the inevitable fight. However, many hardcore scenes still exist today. UK labels such as Holy Roar and Thirty Days Of Night are leading the way in this country, responsible for the rise of such popular modern bands as Gallows.

Check out our selection of five bona fide bangers:

‘Rise Above’ – Black Flag

‘Pay To Cum’ – Bad Brains

‘Guilty of Being White’ – Minor Threat

‘Kill the Poor’ – Dead Kennedys

‘I’m Not a Punk’ – Descendents

Hear all these tracks, and more, on the accompanying Spotify playlist.

Oxford’s Aussies rule

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Australian rules football (AFL for the uninitiated) is a game adored in small pockets of Australia but which, alas, has never really taken off anywhere else in the world (largely because all other males are insufficiently masculine to attempt to play it).

The spectators who watched the brilliant display by Oxford in the 92nd AFL Varsity match on Saturday will no doubt rectify the hitherto undeservedly low appreciation of this sport. Even now, tales are flying around campus regarding the athleticism, skill and courage of the antipodean participants, as well as the sheer range and volume of profanity directed at the Tabs by Oxford’s magnificent, indefatigable captain, Nikolas Kirby.

Ultimately Oxford triumphed convincingly, with the final score being 65-36, even though they lost their best player prior to kick-off, Sam Stranks, .

The team had trained long and hard throughout the winter despite the protestations of the University Parks groundsmen, who resented 30 vaguely overweight Australians ruining their pitches without a hint of a booking. In the lead up to the varsity match they had already chalked up impressive wins against Birmingham University and the Reading ‘Roos’.

Thus the scene was set for an epic encounter, with the weather glorious and the pre-match banter of the very highest standard (‘the game starts at the opening whistle, boys… remember which direction we’re supposed to be going… they look pretty overweight…’).

Oxford dominated the opening quarter with backman Hugo Batten (author of this piece) heard to demand sandwiches and a coffee, such was the paucity of action in the defensive half (no such sandwich or coffee was forthcoming – the waterboys were useless). Tim Cole was a veritable possession magnet and the Tabs looked severely outclassed.

Alas, a swing in momentum in the second quarter allowed Cambridge to kick a couple of quick goals in the lead-up to half time. Nevertheless the Oxford dressing room was confident, and Phil Clark, in his 11th AFL varsity game, vociferously articulated a cunning strategy for victory: in essence, it centred on the inescapable insight that if we kicked more goals than they did, we would, in all likelihood, win the match. Steeled by this profundity, Oxford stormed out and commenced the second half with gusto.

Trav McLeod, like a latter-day Achilles, swept all before him in the third quarter and was ably assisted by Grey Johnston and Hugh Wolgamot.  The fourth quarter continued in a similar vein with Sebastian Hartford-Davis, Eli Ball, Sam Power and Eugene Duff making telling contributions. Jarrod Voss of Cambridge attempted to staunch the flow, but was powerless before the armada of talent which Oxford unleashed in the latter portion of the match.

Needless to say, after a performance that will be quickly assimilated into the annals of modern sporting legend, the events after the game were a Bacchanalian blur. The most that can be said was that Baby Love bar received a fiscal stimulus from the Australian economy that will no doubt distort the balance of payments between Australia and the UK for many decades to come.

Blue Moon, you won’t be standing alone

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It has recently been announced that Oxford women are more fervently drawn to Blues players than any other University members. This is purely because of their superior, in-depth knowledge of their respective sports, and has nothing at all to do with the fact that they’re generally tall, dark-haired and brooding, and “I’d had a bottle and a half of wine before we even hit the bar”.

This pioneering breakthrough was discovered accidentally by a student during a night out at Bridge. “Conversation revolving around exceptional tactical astuteness has been clinically shown to be the key to unlocking a woman’s heart,” he explained. “And trust me: I’m a first-year medic, so everything I say that has any sort of link to the human anatomy must be completely correct.”

Such views are evidenced across the student population, as one Camera frequenter confirmed: “Every time I enter the club I can’t help but be drawn to the VIP rugby Blues table – the extensive discussions about advanced counter-rucking make me weak at the knees! The iron-strong pecks and lean upper thighs are nothing but a distraction: one mention of the word ‘maul’ is all it takes for me to turnover!”

Another club-circuit regular displayed a similar unsuppressed instinct, saying, “I know it sounds primitive, animalistic and downright morally degrading, but I just can’t get enough of the strategic nuances of approaching a 148 finish in darts. You just don’t get that level of expertise at college level.”

It is thought that these findings may provide answers to wider issues experienced in the game outside of the Oxford bubble. Footballing oracle Mark Hannay hypothesised, “It’s why chants at football matches are centred on player controversies and the continual abuse of the opposition fans. If the crowd bellowed out ‘And we’re playing 4-2-3-1 ‘cos we can’ to the tune of ‘She’ll be coming round the mountain’ every time their number 10 exploited the hole between defence and midfield, the female members of the crowd wouldn’t be able to control themselves. There’d be full on riots!”

Football psychologist Ben Dover added, “If women weren’t so irrationally aroused every time we provide comprehensive analysis of the game, then maybe footballing crowds wouldn’t be forced into full-on pitch invasions, violent hooliganism and racial abuse. If we can’t sing about the benefits of zonal marking without causing instant mayhem then what can we do to pass the time but throw flares into each other’s faces?”

It is hoped that this discovery will put to rest any unfounded offence which Blues-pursuing women may have suffered, as footballing WAG Fawn Dilmabawl elaborated, “My friends all say I just shagged him because he’s got a Blue, and it’s about as close as I’m going to get to bashing the Tabs. But since this development the abuse has completely stopped: one even suggested that if I get through the whole starting eleven, maybe by the end of Hilary I’ll understand the offside rule!”

Netballers neuter tame Tabs

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Tensions built up before the match, as the second team’s loss left Oxford having to shut their sobbing comrades out of their minds to focus on the task ahead.

The Blues suffered a poor start, with Cambridge having the edge and the majority of the possession. The only thing that prevented them gaining a sizeable lead was their totally abject shooting, displaying a stunning inability to get the ball through the net. As it was, Oxford seemed sluggish by comparison, and as they went into the first quarter break two points down it was clear that a slight change in game plan was needed.

At quarter time the coach was able to turn to two key players on the team, centre Eloise Waldon-Day and goal shooter Nat Redgrave (with Sir Steve proudly watching on in what was clearly the biggest sporting event he’d ever been a part of), initially rested because of slight injuries. Once the first choice line-up was restored, the Blues picked up the pace, with long, fast balls flying in from the mid court to the hero Redgrave who netted them with ease (being only a couple of inches shorter than the ten foot post does help). This Bolton-esque approach to netball proved effective, as from that point Oxford took charge of the match and gave themselves a comfortable lead as the half drew to a close. 

After half time the match became even more one-sided. Redgrave and goal attack Natalie Hoon were almost metronomic in their shooting, punishing Cambridge at every opportunity, while in defence incoming Sports Fed president Hannah McKay dominated her opposition with a number of athletic blocks to deny the Tabs any chance of narrowing the gap. The match almost became dull for spectators, in fact, with the main source of interest being whether Oxford could outscore their opponents 2:1 or merely 3:2.

The final score of 48 goals to 32 was comfortably the greatest margin of victory in living memory, and although player of the match was awarded to Redgrave for her flawless display in the D, it could almost have been awarded to anyone in Dark Blue, such was their dominance.

Lax defence costs Oxford

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On the last Saturday in February University Parks was transformed into a sea of light and dark blue war paint, banners and ribbons. The pitch still fresh with the stud marks of the Swifts’ successful Tab-shoeing, the women’s Blues lined up for a stick check, knowing that all the hard work, sacrifices and 7am sprint practices had been leading up to this moment.

This was the match that everybody had been waiting for: crowds had gathered in their hundreds for the last lacrosse match of the day, and as the starting whistle blew, the spectators roared and waved their banners in support.

The first few minutes saw end-to-end play with a couple of great saves from Oxford goalkeeper, Alice Leach. The Dark Blues proceeded to have two goals disallowed in two minutes, one for a crossover and the other on the controversial grounds that a show from Emily Dally had hit the post, not the back of the net.

With the Oxford coach Raj Rout fuming on the sidelines, the home team finally broke the deadlock with a goal from straight attack Emily Sever. This came shortly after Cambridge defence Anna Harrison had been cautioned for a dangerous tackle and was relegated to the sidelines for two minutes.

Next it was Oxford midfielder Fiona Murphy’s turn to get a yellow card. Cambridge took advantage of their man-up situation to draw level with a goal from captain Alanna Livesey. After some solid settled play around the Oxford goal, Sever struck again with a brilliant assist from Lucy Andrew, but this lead was short-lived as Cambridge almost immediately pulled the score back to level.

This was the catalyst for a period of Cambridge-dominated play. The visitors went ahead for the first time with a well constructed goal from Laura Plant, and they quickly scored another, prompting Oxford to call a time-out with seven minutes remaining in the first half. The 90-second break served only to spur Cambridge on, and by half time they were four goals to the good, following a double from Welsh international Ellie Walshe, making it 6-2 to the Tabs.

As the players took to the field for the second half, it was Cambridge who remained on top for the first five minutes, scoring two more goals from settled play. Needing six to get back to level, Oxford managed to pull one back with captain Char Houston firing the ball into the top corner to make it 8-3, but the visitors proceeded to score twice in quick succession, putting victory all but out of reach for the hosts.

A goal from Sever, completing her hat trick, and another from Houston five minutes later tightened the score for the home team and gave them a glimmer of hope. But subsequent scores from Cambridge attackers, including Alice Bush, increased their lead to seven with five minutes left on the clock. A late goal from Fiona Murphy was a mere consolation for Oxford who, despite keeping up the fight until the final whistle, were beaten by the better team on the day.

The visitors had pulled two far ahead at the end of the first half for the Dark Blues to complete a valiant comeback. Elsewhere, however, Oxford enjoyed a clean sweep. The Men’s 1st XII thrashed their light blue counterparts 12-0, with the 2nd XII winning 4-2. Oxford’s mixed team and the women’s XII also emerged on top after close games, to make it an overall triumph for the Dark Blues.