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Have you Met the King? The Met Gala and the Coronation have more in common than you might think

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I always get inordinately excited about the Met Gala. I spend hours the next day going through the photos of the Gala, choosing my favourites, insulting the worst dressed and pretending like my opinion at all matters or that anyone asked for it. This year, however, the Met Gala happened to be in the same week as another event of enormous grandeur and splendour: the Coronation. It occurred to me that both are more similar than they may seem, though they took place thousands of miles apart.

They both have star-studded guest lists. Well, the Coronation had quite an eclectic assembly of people, as though the King had forgotten to invite enough people. It gives the impression that he went through his contacts and texted whoever could come. Lionel Richie? Yeah, he’ll get on with Andrew Lloyd Webber. Emma Thompson? She was great in  Nanny McPhee, put her in the front row. Penny Mordaunt? Everyone else said no- so let’s have her. 

Another thing crucial to both ceremonies is what we call pomp and splendour for the Coronation and campness for the Met Gala. The Coronation became a red carpet for the press. ‘What colours were in?’ ‘Ooh, did you see what the king was wearing?’ ‘I want one of those royal girdles for myself.’ 

I am personally not well acquainted with fashion. I have a rotation of the same clothes that I hope no one notices. My idea of fashion is wearing the same pair of jeans for a week, with a shirt and rolled-up sleeves. Anna Wintour I am not. However, I don’t think this is a prerequisite to judge the clothes either of the Coronation or of the Met Gala. As Simon Cowell would frequently say on the X factor: ‘you’re the one trying to have a singing career, not me’. They’re the ones trying to look fashionable, not me (evidently). 

Both events are undoubtedly controversial for reasons that at points overlap. Both are controversial for their unapologetic extravagance in a time when the country has the dark cloud of inflation looming over it. Despite the supposedly pared-down ceremony, it can seem insensitive and unfair that the king gets to ride in a golden carriage with gold trappings and jewels and riches. The Met Gala, similarly, looks like a scene from the Capitol in the Hunger Games, with everyone wearing opulent gowns whilst most are struggling to make ends meet.

It’s a sensitive issue. I understand that argument and I understand that people, quite fairly, take issue with the ostentation of each event. One is perhaps more unfairly criticised than the other. The Met Gala last year raised $17.4 million for charity; the Coronation cost the taxpayer tens of millions for security and the procession. 

However, other arguments for the existence of the royal family aside, I think that the coronation provides the country with a moment of aesthetic splendour. It may not seem worth it in the moment, but the unusualness of the event occuring in the 21st century causes such great pleasure. It is almost like buying a ticket to a ball – you can’t easily justify spending so much on a single night of your life. But it is a moment that most people won’t ever forget. 

The Coronation is a moment of great campness, like the Met Gala. It is a moment that is extravagant for extravagance’s sake. It is like inviting people to your house for a dinner party and putting out the fine china, the crystal glasses, the things you would never dream of using on a normal day. Although, if the King was crowned in a college, it would probably get shut down by the porters before he even had got the crown on his head. Yet the event provides us with joy from the fact we get to see something aesthetically pleasing, something that hasn’t happened for over half a century. There is something valuable in that. 

This country is beset by an inequitable distribution of wealth. However, the monarchy is the wrong place to direct your vitriol. They provide the country with occasions that will never be forgotten, occasions of enormous campness. When was the last time Elon Musk put on a concert for everyone?

Perhaps the Monarchy would have softened some of this vitriol by giving away part of their estate. The Royals don’t pay inheritance tax – what if they gave the same amount away to charity? Or what if the Queen in her will had left everyone in the UK five pounds? I think that would have made them a lot more popular. Caesar left everyone in Rome 300 sesterces in his will – if he could do it, why couldn’t she? 

I also know that this argument won’t change any people’s minds. People’s hatred for the royals sometimes seems to be innate, similar to a distaste for marmite or sardines. But hopefully it can explain part of the joy that people from every corner of the country gain from the Royal Family.

Image Credit: UK Parliament/ CC BY-NC 2.0 via Flickr

George Street Social — Brunching, but at what price?

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Talking to friends, George Street Social seems to occupy an intriguing place in the minds of students in Oxford. It gives the appearance of a high-end brunch and cocktail spot, and many steer clear unsure of what it really offers. In reality, it does just about everything from breakfast to lunch, dinner, and drinks. However, upon closer inspection of the prices, those same students might steer away from lunchtime or evening trips.

I went in around midday, meaning that I was able to try a selection of both the brunch and lunch offerings here. Many of those lunch dishes also overflow onto the evening food menu.

Brunch is probably what George Street Social is most well-known for and it is without a doubt where the best value for money is to be found. Served from nine until three every day, there’s everything from healthy granola and yoghurt to shakshuka. That shakshuka was certainly my standout, both in terms of taste and price. At just £9.50, the vegetable shakshuka comes alongside a huge serving of sourdough and is full of flavour-packed peppers and tomatoes. It has a lovely chilli kick to it that is balanced perfectly by the goat’s cheese and makes for a truly good-value and filling dish.

Vegetable Shakshuka

The pancakes on the other hand disappointed. Like the shakshuka, they are great value at £7.50 but that price shows in their size. Advertised as ‘American’, they were small and thin to such an extent that they simply couldn’t soak up the maple syrup drizzled over the top of them.

Berry Pancakes

Moving onto the lunch menu, the items here are high quality but also much higher cost. The nachos are definitely the best choice on the sharing options and are worth ordering alongside a few evening drinks. Our small portion was easily big enough for two or three people, costs just £6.50, and has a great balance of salsa, sour cream, and guacamole to balance the jalapenos on top.

Trout is served atop a truly good chopped niçoise salad complete with anchovies and olives. The fish is noticeably high quality, cooked and seasoned well. New potatoes always disappoint me as a side but these were made passable by so much dressing and weren’t overboiled. All in all, this is a good dish — the only thing that put me off was a price that I fear students simply can’t stomach.

Trout

There aren’t any desserts at George Street but there is cake. The selection is huge and interesting with everything from cookies and cream to red velvet. Disappointingly though, our red velvet and cookies and cream must have come from the end slice. Clearly kept overnight, the edges were rock hard to touch and both were dry throughout. It’s a shame because I don’t get the impression that this is normal but I’d be remised not to mention it.

Cookies and Cream and Red Velvet Cakes

Overall, George Street Social is good. Disappointingly though, I can’t say it is any more than that. The brunch offerings verge on great and the value proposition there makes it a worthy competitor to the famed Oxford Brunch Bar just up the road. Regular quiz nights and a long drinks list make it a good spot for evenings catching up with friends over cocktails and nibbles. Unfortunately, though, it needs to do a lot more to justify the high price point of its food at lunch and dinner.

In search of lost lives – The phenomenon of ‘Dark Tourism’  

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Upon entering the House of Terror, I was immediately struck by a great sense of unease. The idea of ‘Dark Tourism’ was not something that had occurred to me until over a year ago, on that overcast day in Budapest. Having frequented the ‘ruin bars’ and wonderfully hot baths, my friends and I decided to spend some spare time in one of the city’s most  popular museums. The imposing structure sits on a street corner, facing the large Andrássy Boulevard, and all around the outside are small black and white portraits of victims. A great metal cutout hangs over the edge of the roof, which, depending on the position of the sun, casts the word ‘TERROR’ onto its top-floor windows. 

At the entrance, I was confronted by the two memorials dedicated to the victims of the Nazi-allied Arrow Cross Party and the Communists’ Secret Police. Tickets in hand, we were then ushered up a set of stairs, past statues of Stalin, and into the first of the exhibits. The rooms of this museum are incredible, and it was quite unlike any exhibit I  had been to before. Each one, the work of architect Attila F. Kovács, is a thought-provoking and artistic statement in itself, and, most importantly, continues that impending sense of dread initially felt. A long table, lined with Arrow Cross uniforms on the wall, leads into another room where the entire floor is a map of prison camps. In another instance, every inch of a model kangaroo courtroom is covered with over 800 pages of documents recording trials and investigations. Next is an absurdly bright room, plastered with garish posters of an ideal communist workday, all whilst jolly music plays in the background. The lights are strategically bright, and to come from the almost sepia  courtroom to this sudden display of colour can only have the effect of disorientation. The House of Terror is not meant to be an easy experience. 

Further on, a large lift rises very slowly from the deep and dark basement. Once inside, a short film, detailing the method of execution by hanging is played. The man on the screen is seemingly indifferent, and the lift is horribly slow. The museum’s website describes this feeling of dread well: ‘Upon getting to the basement people are rendered speechless; it is hard to say or ask anything, to illuminate with human speech’. Here the darkness of the tourism becomes much more intense. Before, the exhibits fascinate as much as they sadden, but in the lift, there is no escape from the blunt presentation of the video. This lack of escape compels one to listen and accept the reality of the atrocity. In the  basement are rows of interrogation cells, and a few more exhibits of resistance and execution. I was reluctant to enter one of the cells, but I did so anyway. It was truly awful. The walls were dull grey, and there wasn’t much space to move. It was also quiet, forcing me to contemplate the use of the small room, and the many victims and abusers who had been in there. On the walls at the end of the basement, in the same style as those outside, are portraits, this time of the perpetrators of these crimes against humanity. What is most shocking is that some of them are still alive.  

We left the House of Terror, hardly speaking, and had lunch in a nearby cafe. A certain feeling of queasiness persisted throughout the afternoon. It was a deeply impactful experience, but the difficulty of ‘Dark Tourism’ is that the reasons for this impact can differ greatly from place to place. During the Easter Vac, I visited the Capuchin Crypt in Rome,  near Piazza Barberini. Here, underneath the church of Santa Maria della Concezione dei Cappuccini, were several tiny chapels, all containing the remains of 3,700 monks  displayed in intricate and artistic ways. On one of the walls, two coccyx bones and various smaller ones made the shape of an egg timer in a humorous comment on mortality. The  walls were lined with skulls and above, hanging from the ceiling, were great chandelier-like structures, all made of bones. Some skeletons were even stood up, dressed in the order’s distinctive brown robes. Here, there is no suffering. Instead, death provokes a more philosophical response. We are confronted with the stark reality of what will become  of us all, at least in the physical form. It is quite something to peer into the eyeless sockets of a skull and consider that this was once a person, with as many thoughts and dreams as us. 

What, then, actually is ‘Dark Tourism’? 

As is implied by the term, there is an element to the experience which is unpleasant, or at least unnerving. But ‘tourism’ makes it into something of a paradox, with its implied willingness. The question then becomes one of reconciling these two things. Amongst all dark tourist sites, there seems to be an innate connection to death or suffering. But in the case of cemeteries and crypts, it is a morbid fascination which draws us to them. Why, for example, do 3.5 million people visit Paris’ Père-Lachaise cemetery and its many famous inhabitants on a yearly basis? In my opinion, it’s because being closer to death moves us greatly. It’s not that going to these places poses any actual danger, but rather that here we can view death quite literally face-on. It is an interruption to our otherwise ignorant existence. We like to be challenged, and this sometimes involves us feeling scared and unnerved. Looking deeply into a skull, which cannot talk back, forces us to consider our own mortality and the fact that death is one of the few certainties in life. The phenomenon of ‘Dark Tourism’ happens for differing reasons, but the fact of death and its contemplation is central to all. Returning to the Capuchin Crypt, near a skeleton holding a bone scythe and a set of scales, there is a placard which reads: “What you are now we used to be; what we are now you will be…”

As a concept, Dark Tourism is very broad, but categorising or especially ranking different locations based on ‘types’ of atrocities or darkness feels unethical and deeply uncomfortable. The website dark-tourism.com practices this, but claims that the ranking is based on the emotional effect of the tourist in visiting the site, rather than the extent of  the tragedy. It is not meant to be a pleasant experience, and so perhaps the ranking does serve a genuine purpose, warning potential tourists of how stark and shocking some sites can be. But in light of atrocities, is this not really the least we can do? This, I think, is the other essential aspect of ‘Dark Tourism’. Acknowledging the dreadful things that have happened in the past, and what others have lived through, is an essential act of self-education. In order to know what the House of Terror actually is, for example, one must go there and deeply consider the suffering of the victims. When we learn about tragedies from the news or in the classroom, it is often through depersonalised statistics, but for us to truly gauge the magnitude of an atrocity, it is not enough to be a recipient of information. If we wish to improve our understanding, we have a responsibility to visit these places, to engage with the physical environment and to hope to gain from that an informed understanding of what happened. It is impossible to feel anything close to what those who were victims in the House of Terror felt, but by acknowledging their trauma and the people that they were, we can hope to honour their memory. Human suffering should never be forgotten or covered up, and ‘Dark Tourism’ can help in this respect. The survivors of tragedies will inevitably decrease by the year, and soon there will be no one to pass on an invaluable first-hand account. Many of them died for their political convictions or efforts against murderous regimes, and so we must seek to recognise these beliefs and, most importantly, the fact that these were people just as human as ourselves.  

There are, however, drawbacks to this phenomenon. Firstly, the term ‘Dark Tourism’  seems flippant, given the generally negative connotations of the word ‘tourist’. It perhaps gives the impression of a superficial, whistle-stop tour around sites of horror which specifically lacks the emotional engagement that is so important in visiting such places. Tourism is also an industry at heart, and it feels uncomfortable to think of profits made from the suffering of those who died long ago. Whilst there is potential for such exploitation, we can only hope that other sites follow the Auschwitz-Birkenau Foundation in using all funds for the conservation and preservation of the original remains. Greater ethical implications concern voyeurism, whether a sadistic minority would visit such sites for completely wrong reasons, and also poor conduct such as inappropriate photography, posing disrespectfully for pictures and generally dishonouring the memory of victims. Furthermore, there is also a great responsibility placed upon the people who have control over these sites today. The journalist Chris Hedges highlights this in his article ‘Alcatraz: A  Prison as Disneyland’. Here he claims that ‘The Alcatraz narrative as presented by the National Park Service ignores the savagery and injustice of America’s system of mass  incarceration’, and further claims that the omission of challenging details is akin to ‘whitewashing evil’. His description of the gift shop with various novelties is especially disturbing, a commercialisation of suffering. Admittedly, I haven’t been to Alcatraz myself. But if Hedges’ article is anything to go by, it does a great disservice to the impactful and educational potential of ‘Dark Tourism’.  

Fundamentally, ‘Dark Tourism’ locations are places from which we feel a strong emotional response to death or tragedy. They are places unique in their ability to educate humanity, often serving as precedents of things which should never happen again. Despite the problems raised, it is important not to generalise based on a few persons’ behaviour or the shortcomings of one location. I believe that ‘Dark Tourism’ has a genuine and important place in the spheres of travel and academia. These places allow us to understand what we hope to be the limits of human cruelty, and the only way to truly build a better future, is to learn from the past. The notion may be a cliché, but one that is no less pertinent. 

‘Dark Tourism’ is a difficult subject, and this article really is just scratching the surface. It is a phenomenon that comes in many forms. My experiences at the House of Terror and the Capuchin Crypt were both educational and both concerned death. But while the skulls were fascinating in an innately morbid sense, the House of Terror forced me to contemplate suffering and humanity in a way that I hadn’t before. And it is because of this that I would recommend it to anyone, strange though it may sound.  

Many years ago, I stood over a plaque on the HMS Victory in Portsmouth. It read ‘Here Nelson fell 21st Oct 1805’. I must have been about 10 at the time, yet I fully understood the significance of it. On this small section of the ship’s deck, a man was mortally wounded, who only seconds before had been giving orders in the throng of battle. Death is indiscriminate. It came to Nelson regardless of his rank or reputation. And so, as in the cells of the House of Terror, merely inhabiting the space in which someone lived their last was a truly grounding moment – realising that the victim of this misfortune was just as human as me. Perhaps then, it is this sense of grounding which draws us curiously to the experience of ‘Dark Tourism’.

An Oxfess on Oxlove

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I don’t know if I can truly call this an Oxfess. The presence of my name seems to take away from the anonymity which makes the Oxfess or Oxlove post so entertaining to compose and to read. Be it a heartfelt declaration of passion, or a (not so) subtle ‘up-yours’, this culture of turning to the internet to open up our hearts makes me wonder about this strange modern world that we live in.

The essential idea of Oxlove is great. A community entirely dedicated to thanking friends, celebrating people who make us feel valued, and cathartically confessing the secret longings of the heart is not only a thing of wonder, but also a thing of fun. I like the simple youthfulness of a tendency to fall for people we meet only in passing, who cycle through our lives in just enough time for us to make out the initials on their college puffer. The best posts have got to be the ones which show love for people whose kindness might easily go unnoticed. Team captains who give us a shot. The tute partner who makes you confident to speak up for your ideas, even though that tyrannical tutor was determined to put you down. A third year who gave you some bread when yours had gone mouldy. These brief but meaningful posts are a reminder that it is those small acts of kindness that so easily go unnoticed which ultimately make life beautiful. 

Nevertheless, it seems to me that Oxlove is changing the way we behave when it comes to emotions, which in turn is changing what the ‘love’ we are expressing actually means. By removing the vulnerability that comes with confessing emotion – admitting that you really appreciated help with that tute sheet, asking someone out for a drink, or confessing that you were hurt by the words your friend chose – love becomes a few digital words, without faces or names. Picture me sitting on my bed this afternoon, scrolling through Facebook while the essay draft on my laptop glares at me judgmentally. As I read Oxlove after Oxlove, I wonder why we feel more comfortable admiring the cute guy in red working behind the bar through an anonymous post, a post which is unlikely to be read by its intended recipient. Even if they were to see it, they could not respond. Maybe they thought that you were cute, too. Perhaps it would have been the romcom outcome you were fantasising about as you sat there sipping your drink on the opposite side of the room, admiring how he pulled a pint.

Admitting feelings can be hard because you might not get the reaction that you were hoping for. They might turn you down; perhaps you only liked them from a distance. After all, Oxlove is just a bit of fun. It’s a way of communicating, albeit indirectly, with people who we otherwise might not have the chance to connect with in our busy daily bustles. Yet, however I try to resist finding inspiration in a film that only gets a 49% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, I find myself thinking of We’re the Millers and the revelation, albeit ridiculous, of a tattoo which reads ‘no ragrets’. Whilst the tattoo itself might raise eyebrows, its essential message rings alarmingly true. Would it not be better to admit to our feelings, and save ourselves the worries of ‘what if…’

Our little confessions of love would surely mean more if they were spoken out loud, if they were unapologetic, vulnerable, and real. Oxlove seems to suggest that fewer people are taking a chance on love in ways that are genuine, spontaneous, and exciting. Surely what makes love (romantic, or otherwise) so meaningful is the chemistry that comes from face-to-face interactions, and the thrill of the risk of admitting how you feel. 

As I walked back from Tesco this evening (and realised that I had forgotten to get the milk which was the whole reason I had gone out to the shop in the first place), I fell in love with Oxford all over again. The sun was about to set, the golden stone bathed in a glorious May sunlight. Broad Street was alive with the chatter of groups of friends, couples holding hands in bookshop windows, and laughter being shared over beers at pub tables. Life seemed like a simple thing made out of people. It’s a thing that’s happening on the streets, in the shops and cafes, and along the paths of Christchurch meadow. 

I shamelessly confess that Trinity turns me into a romantic, but before you dismiss me and return to Facebook to bury your head into more heartfelt, chaotic, and simultaneously meaningful and meaningless confessions of love (and hate), consider this: next time, instead of reaching for your phone to share your love, take a chance on people in real life. The person who makes you smile each day will appreciate knowing the difference their presence has. Someone who is crying a few seats down in the library is likely to value your smile and kind words more than an anonymous message posted hours later. That person you’re admiring might just be admiring you back. Who knows? 

That simple act of spoken kindness might just change your life.

Between Love and Hate: The Strokes’ Guide to Staying Together

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Sex, drugs, and rock ’n’ roll seem like the sorts of things that are best enjoyed with friends. Since the conception of the ‘rock band’ in the 50s, thousands of groups have passed in and out of rock’s sizzling stir-fry of stars – some tossing and turning for decades, others burning to a crisp at once. However, fame, money and love on a world-size scale are harder to share than they seem, and very few bands make it out of the pan alive.

US-based pop-rock band The Strokes have encountered just about all of rock’s common killers. And yet, 22 years on from their first album, they are still here – and reportedly working on a seventh. What, if anything, can we learn from The Strokes about not just making it, but making it last?

Under Control: Drugs and Alcohol

The standard cause of collapse for a young, successful rock band is drink and drugs. Guns ’n’ Roses ran on booze and heroin, Pink Floyd lost their greatest musical visionary to LSD, the Smashing Pumpkins had to fire their bassist over her abuse of crack cocaine. The nature of the job is late nights, afterparties, alcohol and hard drugs, and while this has no doubt helped to shape the sound of modern music, addiction invariably damages the quality of musical output as well as intra-band relations.

Alcohol turned The Strokes’ frontman Julian Casablancas into an ‘asshole’ (in his own words), and by the late 2000s he was becoming difficult to work with. Phil Everly smashed a guitar over his drunken brother Don’s head for less, but Casablancas had the foresight to kick the drink in 2009, with guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. also beating a four-year heroin addiction around the same time.

Casablancas told Rolling Stone magazine that he ‘felt hungover for … five years’, but the band have nonetheless made it to the middle-age of their rock career, bruised but not defeated.

What Ever Happened?: The Decline

Perhaps the most impressive challenge that The Strokes have survived is the downward trajectory of their career. The band boasts six full-length albums and multiple EPs, but their first album, Is This It (2001), remains almost indisputably their finest work. Their ratings declined steadily across the following four albums, flatlining in 2011 with the chaotic and crumbling LP Angles. The years 2013-2020 saw only one EP, slipped out without ceremony on Casablancas’ own label Cult, and fans broadly considered the band finished. However, the high standard and success of their 2020 return The New Abnormal demonstrated how the intervening years had been a chance to reflect and right the project.

Early success is often a recipe for a messy end. The Smiths shot up but didn’t last long, shoo-ins to the rock hall of fame despite being active for a mere four years due to poor management. Today, the easily distractible public sees the young and TikTok-famous picked up, exploited, and dropped at will by the world’s biggest labels. The way of the meteoric rockstar is fraught with danger, but credit must be given to The Strokes for riding out napalm stardom and a steady decline without ever completely fading into insignificance or exploding into flames.

Take It Or Leave It: Life Beyond the Band

Often, the world wants a rockstar. And it picks one – Alex Turner has become synonymous with Arctic Monkeys, Freddie Mercury with Queen, Sting with The Police. Art is subjective, but money is concrete, and sometimes a band needs to give the world what it wants. One singer, one songwriter, one star, a formula which both made and broke The Police; for the rest of the band, it can be hard to take.

Julian Casablancas writes The Strokes’ songs. This has been the accepted order since Angles (2011), their only collaborative work, which was unpopular with fans and even more so with the band themselves. The other four members of The Strokes are musicians in their own right and yet have played peripheral roles in the creative process of their work. This has not held them back, though, and all of the band members have released music as part of other outfits and Albert Hammond Jr. has had significant success under his own name. Their interests stretch beyond music: drummer Fab Moretti has become an art dealer and Casablancas has invented the world’s first ever pedal-less foldable electric bike. Obviously. The band must not be all-consuming, and self-worth is best derived elsewhere.

Bands don’t always go down in a blaze of glory, and I believe that soon, The Strokes will simply stop. This should not be treated as a failure; they will leave behind one of the best albums of the last thirty years, a deep and varied discography, an adoring fanbase, and the still-falling debris of the indie rock revival which they kickstarted two decades ago. They have little more to achieve and yet less to prove. And while The Strokes’ career cannot be called exemplary until they navigate how it ends, we can already celebrate a band who, in spite of everything, have stuck it out and spared us the dismal speculation over what could have been.

Christ Church submits planning application to build 1450 new homes in North Oxford

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Christ Church, flexing the financial muscle of its £770 million endowment (the largest of any Oxford college), has submitted planning applications to Oxford City and South Oxfordshire City Councils.

Looking to develop land north of Headington at Bayswater Brook, the proposals would involve the construction of 1450 new homes, half of which would be classified as affordable. The development would introduce another primary school, nursery and 19km of new cycle paths to OX3. Residents worry that the development may put too much traffic pressure on Headington roundabout and overwhelm the existing GP surgeries in the area.

Speaking to the Oxford Mail, college treasurer James Lawrie explained that  ‘with Oxford facing a significant housing crisis, we are proud to be delivering vital homes to address Oxford City’s unmet housing need.’ 

He added, ‘we look forward to giving this development a distinct identity that integrates seamlessly with the surrounding landscape and will provide amenities and facilities for use by the existing communities at Barton, Barton Park and local villages to help bring the communities together through an innovative approach to long-term stewardship.’ 

Both Christ Church and their partner Dorchester Regeneration Ltd. stand to win an impressive contract on what the housing development industry terms “brownfield space”, should the proposals be accepted. Bayswater Brook is more commonly termed part of Oxford’s green belt. The proposed site encompasses the ecologically fragile Sidling Copse and College Pond SSSI as well as the Wick Copse Ancient Woodland and their rarity may pose a serious challenge since they are especially vulnerable to habitat collapse from increased visitor pressure. Extinction Rebellion held a ‘die-in’ in 2020 after South Oxford District Council accepted a development plan in the green belt – there is yet to have been a response by the group to the submission.

As Cherwell’s Vansh Sharma reported last month, in a city where no planning permission is granted for developments within a 1,200-metre radius of Carfax Tower that exceed either 18.2m (60ft) in height or 79.3m (260ft) above sea level (whichever is lower), big developments like this are sorely needed. But if accepted, the earliest quoted  completion date for the development would be in 2034.

Cocomelt — Syrian chocolate cafés come to London

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Some of the fondest memories of Sarah’s Syrian childhood were in the chocolate and crepe cafés that proliferated in her home country. Now, after making a dramatic shift from the city grind of auditing and seeing her brothers’ success with a similar concept in New York, she has brought that same chocolately feeling of home to London. At the same time, she has managed to capture hearts and minds from across the country and the world with creative dishes from sushi, burrito, and even fettucine crepes. If you can dream it, it is probably available in chocolate form at Cocomelt, and it probably tastes great too.

Now, we visited at lunchtime, so a crepe from the short but well-thought-out savoury menu was up first. Options here are limited and didn’t use to exist at all but after repeated requests, Sarah introduced them late last year. Ours was the Italian — a good balance between mozzarella, pesto, balsamic glaze and cherry tomatoes. It more than does the job for lunch and is light enough in flavour to allow the crepe mixture’s own flavour to shine.

The Italian

That crepe mixture is the result of constant testing and evolution. Sarah was helped by her brothers opening first in the US and they spent a long time perfecting the recipe first. Here though, with different ingredients and food regulations, the room was there for even better results. Over time, the outcome is a crepe that is light and full of a flavour all in itself and, most importantly to Sarah, not crispy!

The concept around the chocolate here is key to understanding the menu. Upon entering, you are greeted by three giant chocolate fountains: one white, one milk, and one dark. All of that chocolate is sourced from Belgium and every dish and drink is available with your choice of the three. The white is predictably sweet and the milk a little too much for my liking — the dark though is superb and a mix is often the best way to go depending on your dish. A scoop of vanilla ice cream is available with everything as well and seems sensible given the sheer richness of almost everything on offer.

Social media explosions have somewhat spearheaded Cocomelt’s success and, accidental or not, the signatures that it has become known for are photogenic and ‘Instagrammable’ to say the least. The crepe burrito is my standout — filled to the rim with all manner of tropical fruits and double-wrapped before being drizzled in chocolate. The fruits are the key here and wherever else they appear on the menu as they lend the necessary balance to the decadence of pure melted chocolate.

Crepe Burrito

Crepe sushi is on offer too. For my sins, I didn’t use the chopsticks provided (one day I really am going to crack this) but definitely preferred the banana-wrapped option to the brownie. The crepe layering here is much thinner than that of the burrito with similar amounts of chocolate with means the fruit is a better balance than ever.

Crepe Sushi

Fettucine might seem like an odd one to throw into the mix but is hilariously thought out here to brilliant effect. The crepes are cut up with a pizza slicer to create the pasta-like strips, the chocolate drizzle forms the sauce, and the strawberries sub in for mushrooms. Overall, this is the lightest of the bunch and ticks the box of your social media feed too.

Crepe Fettuccine

Waffle sticks and pancakes are also an option and the first is undeniably a good choice if you are on the go. The mini pancakes seemed a little tasteless to me when compared to the crepes and I’d say the same about the waffles too. If you are going to visit, absolutely go for the crepes that this place is so famous for.

Waffle Stick

Drinks are, as you might imagine, far from neglected. The coffee is described by co-founder Sarah as ‘her baby’ and after a long journey of exploration and education in the world of coffee beans and roasting, she settled on a local London supplier that provides the punchy espresso that I think is all but a necessity with dark chocolate. Hot chocolates are quite the creation with chocolate from the fountain steamed with milk to create a light and dangerously drinkable offering. The Biscoff twist is even more substantial — the process is identical with a generous offering of Biscoff spread added into the mix. The result? Ridiculously indulgent but one to steer away from if your teeth aren’t incredibly sweet.

Biscoff Hot Chocolate

The really remarkable thing to me about Cocomelt is the price point. In spite of constant and seemingly never-ending price rises from suppliers, everything here comes in at less than ten pounds per person. Clearly, that has allowed them to create a loyal and ever-returning customer base alongside the tourists that you might expect to be the main revenue driver so close to Covent Garden and Shaftesbury Avenue. Value is something so important to me and to Sarah too — it means that the memories of regular visits to similar places during her childhood in Syria are genuinely possible for groups of friends and families alike.

What Sarah and her team have come up with on Wardour Street is truly unique and perfectly fits the Soho market with both tourists and regulars so nearby. It’s no surprise to me that fairly rapid expansion is on the cards and I have faith that Sarah will do so in a careful and considered manner. Chocolate is just about my favourite thing in the world and, if you are the same, Cocomelt is one of those places that simply needs to be ticked off your bucket list.

Hopping into business: Oriel launches birthday beer range

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In celebration of its 697th anniversary, Oriel College has launched its own “specially-brewed range of beers”. 

The beer range was championed by the college’s lodge manager, Samuel Henry. He said: “a number of other Colleges use white label beers to create a ‘College beer’ but I wanted to create something special for the birthday which was uniquely Oriel.” 

The label is ‘697’ with the college hoping to continue with ‘698’ and ‘699’ leading up to the 700th birthday. 

Oriel has been working with “XT Brewing Company, with our staff participating in the brewing process. The selection of ingredients were chosen by the college to be sustainable, opting for UK-grown wheat and barley,” as Oriel Bar Rep, Alice McKenzie informed Cherwell

Since the launch event in April, the beer has been a resounding success. The Oriel Bar Rep told Cherwell that “even on regular bar nights, ‘697’ can be seen in people’s hands – it is clearly a crowd favourite”, and that “having tried it myself, I am a fan of the bitter, hoppy taste.” 

The beer is clearly more than just a fad.  

The Turkish elections: Time for a new spring?

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I was born in September 2003 in Istanbul. I have not known a day in my life where Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and his ruling AKP (Justice and Development Party) have not been the dominant political force in Turkey. Since Erdoğan’s inauguration in March 2003, the country has slid down the democracy index as civil rights have been eroded, public institutions politicised and press freedoms curtailed. However, all is not yet lost, and the ruling paradigm of political Islam is about to face its toughest challenge in 20 years.

The triumph of democracy and secular values could herald a new age for Turkey and send a message to all aspiring autocrats across the world. The long fragmented opposition has united under presidential candidate Kılıçdaroğlu whose pledges demonstrate the dire situation: He promises to tackle corruption, restore ‘meritocracy’, bring back judicial due process and freedom of the press. 

His allies in this project are a motley crew of secular social democrats, liberals, Turkish nationalists, communists, Kurdish nationalists and even Islamist ex-ministers of Erdogan sidelined by his authoritarian drift. With an upswell of support in the recent polls, the opposition has embraced the inevitability of change in their slogans; “I’m Kemal, on my way” is one of Kılıçdaroğlu’s catchphrases plastered across the country. As Turkey enters its 100th year as a republic in October, another slogan is on the minds of many younger Turks like me who are hopeful about the future: “We’ll have springs again”. 

To contextualise, I have provided a short summary of Turkish political history, followed by an analysis of the electorate, and finally taking off my rose-tinted glasses in the hopes of elucidating the likely outcome both for Turkey and the world.

The Turkish Republic was proclaimed on October 29th 1923, emerging from the ruins of an imploded Ottoman Empire. Since its inception, Turkey has been locked in an identity crisis between its Islamic Ottoman heritage and the secular nationalist alternative inspired by the French Revolution, implemented by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk. To this end, the military has acted as a violent enforcer, with the aim of containing Islamist or socialist lurches through coups and crackdowns to keep the country on the long and narrow path. Even through this tumult, Turkey was a bastion of secularism in the muslim world, often inspiring secular activists in other countries by showing them that Islam could co-exist with liberal values. Turkey’s past as a bridge between East and West as well as being a bulwark against political Islam could, perhaps, be restored once more under a Kılıçdaroğlu government.

With this background, it’s easy to see the appeal in Erdoğan’s image as a voice for the average devout muslim, willing to stand up to the ‘secularist elite’. When he entered office in 2003, Turkey was recovering from a recent economic crisis and the global economic conditions favoured developing countries willing to accept foreign investment. This allowed him to further consolidate popular support by claiming credit for the ensuing economic miracle. Furthermore, his initial politics were much more liberal, promising reconciliation with the Kurdish minority and progress towards EU membership. To his credit, Erdoğan and his clique made wonderful use of every development to further their own gains. They expertly exploited the construction boom funded with western ‘hot money’ to enrich Erdogan and his cronies by awarding government contracts to the politically connected. Some allies went on to use this newfound wealth to buy media outlets which became the only perspective for many as the government suppressed dissenting press. The parliamentary super-majority gave him a blank cheque to appoint party members across the state bureaucracy and start chipping away at judicial independence. A politically savvy leader presiding over a growing economy, Erdoğan was able to fragment the opposition and consolidate his one-man rule. 

This all eventually exploded in his face, as the economic growth of the country started faltering, and then reversing. Claiming to be an economist, Erdogan sacked 3 central bank governors after they refused to lower interest rates, which ultimately led to an 86% inflation rate in October 2022. The deadly earthquakes this February further revealed the true incompetence of his government as the nation quickly figured out their “earthquake taxes” had been squandered to cronyism and corruption. Erdogan’s case is a typical one for many authoritarian regimes: it turns out that a state based on political appointments instead of meritocracy doesn’t perform so well. With his government’s economic failure presenting the first genuine opportunity for change, it seems that the old adage is confirmed once more: “It’s the economy, stupid”.

Perhaps this will be my bias coming to the fore, but the most important demographic in this election appears to be the youth of the country. With 10% of the electorate being first-time voters, Millennials and Gen Z have been widely recognised as the kingmakers of this election. The opposition has tried to embrace them with open arms, including a “gaming console” tax write-off for first-time buyers. While the preposterous 70% tax on gaming consoles doesn’t help Erdogan’s support among the young, angry gamers aren’t the only demographic he’s marginalised.

As outlined above, many public and private institutions have lost their meritocratic ideals, and most young Turks would rather emigrate to a country where their talents are rewarded. I can attest to this from my own experience: out of my 10 closest friends from secondary school, 8 are now studying overseas, with little intention to return in the near future. To add insult to injury, the government is hostile to the more progressive social views of the young, seeing them as Western aberrations. Erdoğan made global headlines recently for calling the opposition “gay” and “pro-LGBT”. He also alienated many women when the government withdrew from the Istanbul Convention which aims to prevent violence against women.

With his political platform completely out of step at best, and outright hostile at worst to the ambitions of the young, it’s no surprise that the AKP polls at 20% among 18-25 year old voters compared to 40% overall. This aspect of generational conflict imbues a grander historical and global relevance to the election. Will youth discontent be able to overthrow a two decade strongman regime, or will they be crushed under their own fragmentation and alienation? 

This brings us to the chief concern for many outside observers: will Erdoğan let go of power if he loses? Most polls show that an opposition victory is likely, with one of the two smaller vote-splitting candidates dropping out 3 days before the election, further boosting their chances. The worst scenario would be a narrow Kılıçdaroğlu victory in the runoff round, followed by riots or violence from Erdoğan allied militias calling foul play, including the Kurdish Hezbollah and Turkish nationalist paramilitaries (don’t worry too much about those two being on the same side, just one of the many paradoxes in Turkish politics). With these factors, if the government tries to play by the rulebook of those like Trump or Bolsonaro, there is a real chance for a downward spiral towards conflict and insurgency. This would be the worst possible contingency, but is not very likely. Most Turkish citizens are ready for change, and hopeful that the country will return to its democratic secular heritage. 

For the first time in my life things are looking up for Turkey, and there is genuine will for change. Perhaps in my optimistic folly, I’ve already promised a round of shots to my friends if Kılıçdaroğlu wins, and they’ve promised me as many rounds as it will take for me to forget if he doesn’t. Many of my family, my friends and my generation see a light at the end of the tunnel; this time I’m hopeful that it won’t be another train. 

Image Credit: Cumhuriyet Halk Partisi//CC BY 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons

SU release their sustainability demands tracker

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Oxford University’s Student Union (SU) has released their sustainability demands tracker, after giving colleges until the end of March to update accordingly. Using a traffic light coding system, each college was assessed on their target, strategy, and enablers to reach net zero carbon and improve biodiversity. Out of all the colleges, only Somerville managed to fully meet two of the three demands; a third of all colleges didn’t show any progress on any demand and were coded entirely in red. 

Originally proposed in November last year, the sustainability tracker addresses “the need to visibly see what progress is being made” by each of the colleges. Although the University itself intends to reach net zero carbon by 2035, only ten colleges have committed to this so far. “[W]e can’t really claim the whole University is committed to this since the colleges make up such a huge part of the University,” the SU told Cherwell

The criteria proposed by the SU requires colleges to adopt a target for net zero carbon and biodiversity net gain by at least 2035, in line with the university’s target. They also request that colleges publish strategies on improving biodiversity and tackling scope 1, 2, and 3 emissions (which includes emissions caused indirectly through the colleges’ activities, such as travel and investments). These would need to be reported on annually, and colleges must display a policy commitment to divest from fossil fuels, in order to achieve a ‘green’ grade. Whilst 20 colleges either have or are working on a strategy, no college has met this demand fully so far. In order to meet the enabler criteria, the SU asked colleges to administer appropriate governance procedures, such as a sustainability committee, to enforce the sustainability strategy. 

When asked why the results were solely based on publicly available information, the SU explained that “[t]his is because what we are asking for – a target, strategy and enablers – are things which when developed, should be publicly available, as they are for the central University (and have been since 2021). Thus, we really encourage those colleges who are doing sustainability work but haven’t yet articulated this on their website, to do so.” 

St Peter’s Environmental Rep, Luke Vernon, commented that the SU’s decision to use publicly available information was “fair” but that the tracker “places too much emphasis on setting a net zero target, which encourages Colleges to set an optimistic target which might dishearten students if it can’t be met.

“St Peter’s got an amber for the ‘target’ section which again is completely justified given that St Peter’s hasn’t set a concrete goal for net zero yet,” he said, “but I don’t think it reflects on how much is being done behind the scenes by the College to work towards net zero and in reality is part of an approach by those at St Peter’s to only release a net zero target when they have complete confidence it can really be met.”

Balliol’s Environment & Ethics Rep, Andy Wei, also told Cherwell that many of Balliol’s sustainability initiatives, such as food waste recycling, are not directly acknowledged on the tracker. However, he says, “incremental change, while important, is not enough and needs to be part of a larger, publicly accountable strategy to achieve lower and net-zero carbon emissions”. 

Each college received the coding before publication, allowing them to send in updates or amendments before the final version was released. According to the SU, around 15 colleges “productively engaged” with them and updated their websites in response. Worcester, for example, outlined various measures to improve their sustainability, including measures related to food, water, waste, and investments and procurement. They intend to release a net zero strategy.

The tracker will also be updated on a regular basis. One change that is currently being pursued is adjusting the methodology for coding ‘dedicated staff time’ (part of the enabler demand) as green, since some colleges don’t employ a specific sustainability officer but still dedicate significant amounts of staff time towards sustainability. It is proposed that these colleges will be granted green if they explain their reasoning for doing so on their website. “We are finalising a slightly shifted methodology from this which will be made clear on the website,” the SU told Cherwell. There are also talks of a potential group hire across colleges for sustainability decisions.