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JLS to Pay a Visit to Oxford’s Dreaming Spires

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Brace yourselves for enough oiled-up man cleavage to warrant its own ‘slippery surfaces’ safety sign, as boy band JLS are set to take to the stage in Oxford’s South Park this summer on Sunday, 19th August.

The r’n’b quartet, whose latest release Proud is the new single for Sports Relief 2012, will perform at six open air venues across England, in what is their most (overly) ambitious tour to date. Bringing us such lyrical gems as ‘ She makes me wanna uh oh uh oh uh oh’ and ‘They say that some things are too good to be true/ But I just hope they ain’t talking about you’  it’s perhaps fair, if unkind, to say that Oxford is not in store for an afternoon of songwriting par excellence.

Still, this will little trouble the hordes of screaming banner-bearing tweens who look set temporarily to swell the Oxford population, bringing down the average age by approximately forty years. As for the hipster brigade, well unless they can wrestle through the ‘I heart JLS 4eva’ emblazoned foam fingers, they’d best stock up on supplies of falafel and chai lattes and get bolting those doors.

But from their modest beginnings as the 2008 X Factor runner up, to launching their own range of JLS branded condoms (that perennial barometer of boy band success), one must point out that it’s a tad unfair to deride a group that has sold over 3 million albums over the course of its not-so-lengthy career. Some might even say that customarily genteel Oxford is well overdue for some torso-thrusting, shirt-popping boy band bravado of the JLS variety.

Marvin from JLS has said of the reasons behind their tour,  “We’re still a young band with a lot to prove …we had to prove ourselves every week on The X Factor, then we had to prove we were proper recording artists with our first album. Now we want to prove that wasn’t just a fluke – we’re here to stay.

Whether this sends pre-emptive paroxysms of fear into your musical sensibilities or you’re already happily humming ‘Everybody in love, put your hands up’, it’s clear that JLS have cannily exploited the current gap in the always-lucrative boy band market. On the bright side, for those who are sticking around in Oxford this August, there’s always the very real possibility that the lustful screams of their devoted fans will render the JLS vocal experience barely audible. Or if not, there’s always the underground Gladstone Link …. 

Cameron goes to Washington

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In terms of pomp and ceremony, David Cameron’s official visit to the US last week ticked all the boxes. The Prime Minister moved from champagne lunch to star-studded dinner, offering fawning praise for – and near-total agreement on – US foreign policy. In a magnificent display of the special relationship, Cameron was the first foreign leader in history to be invited on Air Force One and William Hague the first foreign politician to be allowed into the top secret National Security Agency.

Perhaps it is unsurprising that Obama should wish to put on such an impressive display of hospitality in return for that shown to him in London last year. Yet in spite of this, the trip seemed to be dominated by superficial PR opportunities. Taking Cameron to the swing state of Ohio to affirm the importance of the American ‘heartland’ and turning the official dinner into an opportunity to butter up key Democrat funders suggest an ulterior motive. 

The unbreakable partnership invoked by Obama throughout the trip indicates a marked change in policy. When Gordon Brown visited the US in 2008 the so-called ‘partnership of the heart’ saw a gift exchange of a wooden ship for a box set of DVDs. Furthermore, cables published by Wikileaks after Obama first met Cameron suggest that he dismissed his British partner as ‘a lightweight’.

As Downing Street woke up from its dream voyage, the great concern was that Cameron had restricted a future relationship with a potential Republican president. Despite Downing Street’s assertions of political neutrality, US political commentators see Cameron’s praise of Obama as endorsement for his presidency in the November election. In addition to this, his decision not to meet with any of the Republican candidates is impolite at best and dangerous at worst if, come next year, Obama is no longer in the White House. When Gordon Brown came to Washington in 2008 he met the then presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Likewise when Obama came to London before the UK elections, he met with Cameron as leader of the opposition. 

The question political commentators are now asking is how their recently affirmed friendship will translate into political reality. Could Cameron become the junior partner in a puppet relationship reminiscent of the Bush-Blair years or will their relationship turn into genuine collaboration? The President has now agreed to establish a committee to examine the one-sided US-UK extradition treaty. Time will tell whether this is mere political appeasement or real cooperation. If Obama wins the election in November, Cameron’s endorsement may turn out to be both wise and effective in setting up a context for successful Anglo-American relations. That said, if Cameron finds a new partner in Romney or perhaps another Republican, then their relationship will be damaged before it even begins.  

The East is Red No Longer

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The cherished veneer of stability that blankets China’s politics was broken this week, when one of the most controversial candidates for the next Politburo was stripped of his positions and reprimanded by senior leaders, amid allegations of corruption and abuse of power among his subordinates.

Bo Xilai, the former top official in the vast south-western city of Chongqing, had until this week been one of the few politicians in China to inspire genuine popularity among his supporters. His colleagues favour a bland uniform style, their words, clothes, and fancy Western watches all largely interchangeable. They prefer political and ideological disputes to be settled behind closed doors, leaving only a unanimous set of slogans to be presented to the public. But Bo was quite different, affecting a more populist style that brought about both his rise and his fall. He made his name with highly publicised campaigns against ‘black society’, the mafias that put bullets in many heads. Unfortunately, it was never quite clear what criminal activities had been conducted on such a vast scale as to warrant such a campaign.

More telling was Bo’s attempt to revive the mass rallies of the Cultural Revolution, an era associated with excitement as much as with terror. He drew crowds of thousands to wave red flags and sing hymns to Mao and sent mass-texts to Chongqing residents with quotes from the Great Helmsman, earning himself the contempt of China’s liberals. 

Bo brought politics back to the people. His politics appealed to what one might cautiously describe as China’s conservatives, if only in so far as they look for solutions from the past. Their beliefs are a mixed bag of left-wing economic populism, Maoist nostalgia, evocations of ‘traditional Chinese values’ and the occasional outburst of xenophobic nationalism. Their views are expressed in countless political websites as well as in more mainstream publications such as the Global Times.

Bo Xilai’s dismissal brings a reminder that pro-democracy liberals are far from the only political force in China to give the party trouble. The same left-wing groups that lionised Bo for his efforts in Chongqing lambast Party officials for being slaves to corporations. Officials are also being called spineless for their inability to stand up to Western and Japanese aggression. It was almost certainly to avoid such accusations of weakness that a swathe of left-wing websites were temporarily blocked following Bo’s dismissal. 

The real question is whether these moves against conservative groups will translate into real gains for China’s more liberal elements, such as Bo Xilai’s rival, Wang Yang. That remains to be seen, but do not expect any significant liberalisation merely because Bo has been removed. His mistake was not the ideology he promoted, but the populist manner in which he sought personal power. 

Bo coveted support among the public, rather than through the back-room negotiations long favoured by the party, and in doing so threatened to upset the delicate balance of power that has kept Chinese politics stable since the Tiananmen Square massacre. Whatever ideological path China follows over the next decade, it will be continue to be decided behind closed doors. 

Oxford’s Varsity night-mare

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Controversy has arisen over the result of the recent Equestrian Varsity Match, with the Oxford team accused of altering the points system in their favour.

The match, which is widely considered to be one of the most prestigious equestrian events of the year, took place on Thursday 8th March.

At the time, the Cambridge team were ruled to have beaten Oxford after scoring highly in the dressage and show jumping and left the competition with medals and in jubilant spirits.

However, on returning home, they were greeted with an email informing them that owing to a change in the scoring, they were no longer the victors, and that the Oxford team had actually won by a single point.

In equestrian competitions it is usual for the home team, which was Oxford on this occasion, to decide upon the weightings for the scores each of the events. However the change in result was so drastic that the Cambridge team appealed to the Oxford Sports Federation and requested that the event be reviewed.

After further consideration from the Federation, the win was instead awarded to the Cambridge team.

A statement from the Oxford Sport’s Federation explained that the confusion was “understandable” as “the Equestrian Varsity Match, along with most Equestrian events has a complicated scoring system, which has been amended several times in recent years.”

They further explained that “some confusion” existed with regards to the scoring system which “couldn’t be cleared up on the day” as the Cambridge team were forced to leave “very soon after the event.”

They added that a discussion then ensued between the two captains, and it was decided that “as announced at the match, Cambridge were the overall winners.” Both captains agreed to devise a “definitive written scoring system” to prevent similar confusion in future years.

Despite this, several Cambridge players expressed a degree of frustration regarding the event. The Cambridge team captain, Charlie Flammiger, told the Cambridge student paper, the Tab, that “we played by their rules, and won by their rules. Like any other sport they can’t be changed after the event”. Flammiger admitted that the problem had been resolved but commented that “it’s a shame that the competition was soured by the confusion.”

Several Cambridge students claim to be angered by the confusion. A first-year student commented, “Oxford’s behaviour is awful sportsmanship and very childish; they should stick to the original scoring method and accept that the light blues won.”

Another member of the riding team described Oxford’s actions as “outrageously poor sportsmanship” and congratulated the Cambridge team on winning despite the fact that “the odds were stacked against us”.

However, Jack Gallagher, a first-year studying French and Arabic at Oxford commented, “Let’s be clear – I don’t like horses and I don’t like Tabs. Both are quite frankly jumped up beasts of burden. However in this case there seems to have been genuine confusion by the Oxford side. Any dispute they had should have been settled at the time; claiming victory does smack of bad sportsmanship. But we mustn’t let the rivalry that makes varsity matches so exciting lead us into accusations of cheating”.

Cambridge student banned for poem protest

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A Cambridge student has been suspended for seven terms following his role in the peaceful protests that took place during a speech by David Willetts in November 2011.

Owen Holland, studying for a DPhil in English, was charged with “recklessly or intentionally impeding free speech within the Precincts of the University”, because of his reading of a protest poem which disrupted the speech. The sentence was passed on Wednesday by the Cambridge University Court of Discipline and has provoked widespread outrage and subsequent action from students and dons alike.

A ‘Spartacus’ letter written to the University Advocate was signed by 60 dons and students, admitting to their role in the protest and demanding that they be punished accordingly. A number of petitions have also been penned, including one by the Cambridge University Students’ Union (CUSU) which has already garnered almost 2500 signatures.

On Friday afternoon a mass demonstration comprising 350 students, staff and lecturers took place outside the Cambridge Old Schools. During the protest, which passed without incident, a statement was read out on behalf of Holland in which he commented, “I have been humbled by the level of support I have received these past few days”.

He continued, “I can tell you that I plan to appeal the sentence before a higher court, and I have every [confidence] that the seven senior members of this University will heed your calls for the sentence to be overturned.”

The general reaction amongst students has been one of indignation regarding the “excessive” suspension, and worries about the effects that this could have upon the protest movement as a whole.

Cambridge student Dominic Morris labelled the ruling as “disgraceful, disproportionate and discriminatory”, commenting that “regardless of the politics, the two and a half year sentence can only be seen as designed to silence peaceful protest.” 

Freddy Powell, a fresher reading Politics, Psychology and Sociology at Robinson College, responded similarly, criticising the “absurdly disproportionate response”. He observed, “rarely in recent times has Cambridge been so illiberal in its response to protests, a recognised part of student and academic life.”

Julius Handler, a student at Churchill, agreed, commenting, “at Cambridge we are encouraged to think and to engage in discourse, and it is this kind of gesture that suppresses all that Cambridge embodies.”

Oxford students voiced similar concerns regarding the impact of the suspension upon peaceful protest. Nathan Akehurst, a student at Lincoln, linked the “grossly unfair” suspension with “wider attacks on the right to protest, including the banning of occupations at Birmingham University and the ongoing trial of peaceful protesters at Fortnum and Mason”.

Ben Hudson, a student at Regent’s Park agreed that “brash though it is, this tactic is the only way to make evident the opposition to the government’s ideological drivel”. Notably, students uninvolved with and even opposed to protest movements have reacted similarly, with Samuel Lin, a member of Oxford Conservative Assocation, branding the suspension “excessive”.

A statement issued by the University of Cambridge following the ruling did not comment explicitly upon the sentence, but simply reasserted the right of the Court to make decisions as defined by statue law.

Some Cambridge students, however, supported the suspension. One History fresher at Murray Edwards commented that although the ruling seemed “harsh”, “a strong message did need to be sent out to the protestors, as they were expecting a fine which would have had little effect”.

A CUCA member, who also wished to remain anonymous, went further still, stating, “I totally believe that Holland got his just desert. Unrest is never the answer.”

Oxford hits £1.25 billion target

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Oxford Thinking, the fundraising campaign for the University of Oxford, has passed its initial target of £1.25 billion and now stands at almost £1.3 billion.

Launched only in May 2004, this marks the shortest time ever taken by a European university to reach such a target.

36% of the total came from alumni of the University, with 16% of all alumni contributing last year, the highest of any university in the UK. Oxford’s Vice-Chancellor, Professor Andrew Hamilton, commented, “We are enormously grateful to all those who have supported the campaign and who are helping us to secure Oxford’s place as a world-class university for generations to come.”

5.4% of the money raised has been donated by corporations, providing support for academic posts such as the KPMG Professor of Taxation Law and the Lovells Professor of Law and Finance. This has had mixed responses from students: some reacted positively, with a first year linguist commenting, “I approve of positions in the University being supported by big corporations. If it’s a means to an end, I think it’s a good thing.”

Others, however, were more sceptical: first-year classicist Jasmine Krishnamurthy-Spencer said that she doubted whether the donations really were “no-strings-attached money”.

A University spokesperson commented, “Corporate funders providing philanthropic support are treated the same way as any other donation. Donors who choose to support academic posts do not determine the direction or academic content of a chair — this is left to the University.”

23% of the money came as donations from those with no previous affiliation to the University, including major gifts from Russian-born US businessman Leonard Blavatnik and Mica Ertegun, the widow of Atlantic Records founder Ahmet Ertegun.

The University’s reliance on philanthropy has led some to question the sources of the money, but a University spokesperson commented, “All proposed donations over £100,000 are subject to formal scrutiny and review by the University’s Committee to Review Donations, whether from individuals or organisations.”

Results of the funding drive include the development of the UNIQ summer school programme and the provision of scholarships for graduate research, as well as the restoration of University buildings, notably the Ashmolean Museum and the Department of Earth Sciences.

Oxford has stressed that despite the increase in fees, the accompanying reduction in government funding will “to a large extent ‘cancel out’ the increased fee income” meaning that the university will still rely heavily on outside funding.

The Oxford system costs around £16,000 per student per year and “only around half the costs of that education have ever been met by the combination of fees and government funding.” The next stage of the campaign is said to have “a special focus on student support.”

5 Minute Tute: Drugs

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What, if anything, is wrong with this country’s drugs policy?

The current Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 (MDAct1971) was supposed to be evidence based, but politics has since taken over so that about half of the drugs controlled by the Act are in the wrong classes. This completely undermines any confidence in the accuracy of the MDAct1971, the 2010 amendment, and the Drugs Act 2005. The non-evidence based classification of drugs has undermined the value of classification as an educational message for harm reduction, and has led to injustice for drug users, especially young adults.

Is alcohol a drug?

Undoubtedly. Ethanol has very similar pharmacology to other sedatives such as GBL and GBH, which are both Class C illegal drugs. If alcohol was discovered today it would probably be banned. Alcohol is socially acceptable yet causes much more harm overall than drugs like cannabis and ecstasy.

To what extent do you think the corporate world shapes our drug taking, and drug policy?

The alcohol, and to a lesser extent the tobacco, drug industries have had a huge impact on drug use and policy. Firstly, there has been a massive increase in the use of these legal drugs because of active marketing. This has been accompanied by dishonest claims about the health benefits of alcohol use. And secondly, the industries encourage the incorrect belief that illegal drugs, such as cannabis and ecstasy, are more harmful than alcohol so push users towards alcohol. Drugs which are illegal usually come without attractive marketing and are more likely to be taken in secret, making their consumption seem more grubby and shameful. So powerful is the influence of the industries (especially alcohol) that people have been led to believe that ‘illegal’ drugs are far more addictive and dangerous in the short- and long-term than the legal drugs that are so frequently abused.

The commonly held view is that cannabis causes schizophrenia. Is this true?

Cannabis does not cause more than a few percent of cases of schizophrenia. It does, however, mimic some aspects of psychosis, especially paranoia, which can be mistaken for schizophrenia by non-experts. The main harm of cannabis is dependence, leading to daily use. Regular users experience a loss of motivation and become less productive, which is particularly problematic for those in full time study.

Do we know the long term effects of using novel synthetic drugs like MDMA and mephedrone?

We know that ecstasy has been used for some 40 years with little evidence of long-term problems. We have less experience of mephedrone, but as it is chemically similar to amphetamine, which has been around for 70 years and doesn’t cause major health problems provided usage is not excessive, we can be fairly certain that the associated long-term problems are minimal. Cocaine deaths have been increasing by ten year-on-year, and have not been curtailed by any government measures. In 2009, however, there was a 30% decrease in cocaine deaths due to users switching to the safer mephedrone. Mephedrone was used by thousands of young Israelis between 2007 and 2008 with no reported fatalities. Shoddy reporting by the media is to blame for the view that mephedrone has caused numerous fatalities. In fact, the high profile fatalities showed no presence of mephedrone in toxicology reports. The two teenagers who died in Scunthorpe had mistakenly taken the heroin substitute methadone after heavy drinking, not mephedrone.

Professor David Nutt is Chair of the Independent Scientific Committee on Drugs and former Chair of the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs

Thousands give up gap year dreams

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Up to 200,000 students may have given up on dreams of a gap year as universities confirm an increase of fees in 2012.

Of 762 students surveyed in January by One Poll, 40% said that they are scrapping their gap year plans in response to the dramatic increase in fees. Of those still going ahead with their plans, 60% have decided to shorten the length of their travels in favour of making money closer to home.

Roughly 500,000 people apply for full-time undergraduate study each year, so if the poll’s results are representative, an estimated 200,000 were deterred from taking a gap year in 2011.

The fees hike seems to have forced students to rethink their plans as they become reluctant to run up increasing amounts of debt.The number of people applying for deferred entry almost halved last year, with 6.9% of applicants choosing that option in 2010 and only 3.3% in 2011.

The school leavers of 2011 were the most affected by the increase in fees. By delaying their entrance to university, students faced a trebling of their tuition costs.

According to the Office for Fair Access, the estimated average fee for a university course will be £8,393. Oxford, along with more than a third of all English universities, will charge £9,000 as its standard fee.

Faced with the two alternatives, Millie Simpson, a first-year classicist at Exeter College, claimed she was left with no real choice. She explained, “I was really devastated by the plan to increase tuition fees – in anticipation of this unique chance to travel the world I had saved an appropriate amount of money and made plans with friends.

“All of this effort was in vain. Not only did I have to factor in the prices for travelling the world but also the added £24,000 or so for my four-year degree.”

It is believed that the recent dip in applications may be a one-off. Future students will not have such a high price tag attached to their year off, as fees are now expected to be fixed.

Professor Richard Cooper, Vice-Principal of Brasenose College, discussed the value of taking a year out for students. He suggested that “Attitudes to gap years have always depended on the subject,” adding, “The take-up was always greater in the humanities and social sciences.”

Professor Cooper went on to say that science dons have traditionally viewed gap years in a less favourable light, claiming there was a “danger that students could forget all they had learnt.” He added, “The increase in fees will therefore have had much less of an impact on science students when it comes to gap years.”

He continued, “Overall I don’t think that the academic world is weeping buckets at the drop in the number of people taking gap years.”

In addition, Professor Cooper explained that tutors can be “reluctant” to mortgage properties to students who might “change their minds” during their year abroad and instead apply “for a different course or institution.”

 “Longer holidays than other universities and generous travel grants mean that students can also travel during their time here,” he concluded.

A university spokesperson commented that “only a very small percentage of students apply to Oxford for deferred entry in any given year.”

A Bluffers’ Guide to: First Wave Hardcore

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Age? Most would locate the genre’s beginnings in the late ’70s, with its existence and underground popularity continuing throughout the mid to late ’80s.

Ok, so why ‘hardcore’? The bands who are associated with the genre’s beginnings wanted to play punk in the way they believed punk should be played – harder, faster, more technical and with no major label involvement. Any form of corporation was frowned upon, or more aptly, spat on.

So, quite a DIY ethos then? Incredibly so. Most original hardcore labels put out records on vinyl pressed in batches of only a couple of hundred, and were run by members of prevalent bands on the scene. Ian Mackaye for example, lead singer of the ‘straight edge’ band Minor Threat, formed Dischord, one of the scene’s most prevalent labels.

Sorry, ‘straight edge’? The band created the term in their song of the same title in order to put a name to their vehement no drink, no drugs, no casual sex lifestyle. Many hardcore bands followed suit, many did not, but the lifestyle still exists today in many genres of music which take influence from hardcore.

Interesting. So how did the scene become widespread? Bands toured relentlessly – we’re talking six people and gear packed into a minivan driving across the USA, playing every night for four weeks. Plus, fanzines were created constantly and circulated throughout local scenes, creating hype, hype and more hype.

That’s a lot of touring… It is. But live shows were the best place to hear hardcore and the bands realised this. Boundaries between stage and audience became blurred from constant stage diving, crowd surfing and the controversial phenomena that is slam dancing.

Sounds fun. Where did the genre go? If we’re talking first wave, the scene collapsed in the mid ’80s because of its growing reputation for extreme violence. People stopped coming to gigs for the music and started to come for the inevitable fight. However, many hardcore scenes still exist today. UK labels such as Holy Roar and Thirty Days Of Night are leading the way in this country, responsible for the rise of such popular modern bands as Gallows.

Check out our selection of five bona fide bangers:

‘Rise Above’ – Black Flag

‘Pay To Cum’ – Bad Brains

‘Guilty of Being White’ – Minor Threat

‘Kill the Poor’ – Dead Kennedys

‘I’m Not a Punk’ – Descendents

Hear all these tracks, and more, on the accompanying Spotify playlist.

Oxford’s Aussies rule

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Australian rules football (AFL for the uninitiated) is a game adored in small pockets of Australia but which, alas, has never really taken off anywhere else in the world (largely because all other males are insufficiently masculine to attempt to play it).

The spectators who watched the brilliant display by Oxford in the 92nd AFL Varsity match on Saturday will no doubt rectify the hitherto undeservedly low appreciation of this sport. Even now, tales are flying around campus regarding the athleticism, skill and courage of the antipodean participants, as well as the sheer range and volume of profanity directed at the Tabs by Oxford’s magnificent, indefatigable captain, Nikolas Kirby.

Ultimately Oxford triumphed convincingly, with the final score being 65-36, even though they lost their best player prior to kick-off, Sam Stranks, .

The team had trained long and hard throughout the winter despite the protestations of the University Parks groundsmen, who resented 30 vaguely overweight Australians ruining their pitches without a hint of a booking. In the lead up to the varsity match they had already chalked up impressive wins against Birmingham University and the Reading ‘Roos’.

Thus the scene was set for an epic encounter, with the weather glorious and the pre-match banter of the very highest standard (‘the game starts at the opening whistle, boys… remember which direction we’re supposed to be going… they look pretty overweight…’).

Oxford dominated the opening quarter with backman Hugo Batten (author of this piece) heard to demand sandwiches and a coffee, such was the paucity of action in the defensive half (no such sandwich or coffee was forthcoming – the waterboys were useless). Tim Cole was a veritable possession magnet and the Tabs looked severely outclassed.

Alas, a swing in momentum in the second quarter allowed Cambridge to kick a couple of quick goals in the lead-up to half time. Nevertheless the Oxford dressing room was confident, and Phil Clark, in his 11th AFL varsity game, vociferously articulated a cunning strategy for victory: in essence, it centred on the inescapable insight that if we kicked more goals than they did, we would, in all likelihood, win the match. Steeled by this profundity, Oxford stormed out and commenced the second half with gusto.

Trav McLeod, like a latter-day Achilles, swept all before him in the third quarter and was ably assisted by Grey Johnston and Hugh Wolgamot.  The fourth quarter continued in a similar vein with Sebastian Hartford-Davis, Eli Ball, Sam Power and Eugene Duff making telling contributions. Jarrod Voss of Cambridge attempted to staunch the flow, but was powerless before the armada of talent which Oxford unleashed in the latter portion of the match.

Needless to say, after a performance that will be quickly assimilated into the annals of modern sporting legend, the events after the game were a Bacchanalian blur. The most that can be said was that Baby Love bar received a fiscal stimulus from the Australian economy that will no doubt distort the balance of payments between Australia and the UK for many decades to come.