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From Merseyside to Munich

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Keegan, Lineker, Lambert, Platt and Waddle. Now you can add the name Jennings to that prestigious – albeit brief – list of British footballers that have broken away from home comforts and tried their luck abroad in European football. His move – unforeseen by many in English football circles – comes at a crucial stage in his development both as a player and a person and unlike his predecessors, Jennings’ journey from Prenton Park to the Allianz Arena has been nothing short of intriguing.

Jennings’ career has, up till now, been far from straightforward. Within the space of a mere three years, the Merseyside-born striker witnessed the inspiring surroundings of Anfield and Goodison Park as a teenager trainee, only to have to seek an alternative route to the highest echelon of English football via the Lower Leagues having been turned down by both clubs. Rejection came as a bitter blow however an opportunity to rekindle his career was afforded to him by Npower Football League One side Tranmere Rovers. During his three-year spell at Prenton Park, Jennings shot to prominence under the gaze of manager-come-physio Les Parry, breaking into the first-team set-up and in the process producing a number of eye-catching displays to alert top-flights clubs across Europe – chief amongst them FC Bayern Munich.

Rather surprisingly, Die Bayern have no dedicated scouting network in England to monitor the Barclays Premier League. Therefore, it is even more surprising that the club, who were originally casting an eye over the Everton left-back Leighton Baines, should be drawn towards the attention of a teenager in Npower Football League One. So what did former FC Bayern Munich midfielder now General Manager Christian Nerlinger, see in the relatively unknown Jennings? What Nerlinger would have gathered from watching the 2011 Npower Football League One Apprentice of the Year was both his versatility and very direct style of play. In his thirty appearances with The Super Whites, Jennings was capable of playing on the flanks or as a central striker. Moreover, his sharp turn of pace, fearlessness in taking on defenders with his trickery and his low centre of gravity made him difficult to defend against.

All these attributes made him an attractive proposition for a club renowned in European football for producing and developing promising young footballers. Indeed, one only has to look at the current crop of FC Bayern Munich players to see proof of this. Defenders Holger Badstuber and current club and national team captain Phillip Lahm, midfielder Toni Kroos and striker Thomas Müller are all products of the youth system at the club and a part of the German national team set-up under coach Joachim Löw. More significantly, this trend is being replicated by a host of others German clubs, namely Borussia Dortmund who’ve produced current German national team defenders Mats Hummels and Marcel Schmelzer as well as midfield sensation Mario Götze.

Both examples will serve to reassure those doubters who voiced their concern over the timing of Jennings’ move to the current Bundesliga leaders. Whilst it is their belief that a move of this proportion is too early in his career and that it would perhaps be better for the young striker to continue his development at Prenton Park, the reality is that that when a club of the stature of FC Bayern Munich come calling the opportunity cannot be knocked back. If anything, it will open up the young Merseysider to a new way of life, an alternative approach to football and perhaps more importantly, allow him to develop away from the pressure of the English media who unfortunately too often pride themselves on building up talented youngsters and then cruelly shooting them down. Nevertheless, the call of England will never be too far away.

Despite his surprising move to the German capital, Jennings will continue to be on the radar of the Football Association who see the youngster as a potential England international star of the future. The FA alongside England Under-21 manager Stuart Pearce will be liaising closely with representatives from the Bavarian club to monitor his progress. The same will undoubtedly be done for the current England Under-21 utility man and captain Michael Mancienne who followed in the footsteps of Jennings in moving to Germany this summer, joining Hamburg SV from Chelsea. The example of Owen Hargreaves, who began his career at Bayern and spent ten seasons at the club, will provide comfort for both players in knowing that playing abroad will not hinder eithers chances of playing for the national team.

Nerlinger has stated that Jennings will begin his career in Germany at FC Bayern Munich II and that his progression towards consideration for a place in the first-team squad will be dependent upon his progress at Kleine Bayern. He will undoubtedly look at the examples of Holger Badstuber, Toni Kroos and Thomas Müller who, in recent years, all trod a similar path, for inspiration. In the short-term, at least, Jennings will be aiming to help FC Bayern Munich’s second team seek a swift return to the more challenging 3rd Liga from the fourth tier of German football, the Regionalliga Süd.

Few could’ve predicted the remarkable set of events that have occurred in the life of Dale Jennings. Whilst his move abroad represents a risk, Jennings has made a bold decision to escape an acceptance of Lower League insularity and instead embark upon a European adventure. Perhaps more players should challenge themselves and take a similar leap of faith into the unknown.

Twitter: @aleksklosok

Union Secretary off the hook

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Miles Coates has been cleared to sit as Secretary of the Oxford Union in Michaelmas Term after an official report judged an attempt to dislodge him as an abuse of Union rules and a waste of members’ subscription fees.

The Worcester College student was elected to the position of Secretary in Trinity Term’s elections, beating Melanie Pope and Daniel Alphonsus. However after this result a complaint of electoral malpractice was brought against Coates by Alphonsus. In the resulting tribunal Coates was found guilty and was punished by being deposed as Secretary, disqualified from future Union elections and fined £500.

Coates was initially found guilty of rule 33(a)(i)(24), which concerns ‘taking part in a conspiracy’ to commit electoral malpractice. The Society’s Appellate Board has now quashed this original verdict. A new electoral tribunal was ordered, but the time limit for this to take place in has elapsed.

The Board’s report suspects that the complaint brought about by Alphonsus may be a case of ‘fishing’. This is an underhand practice in which members make vague accusations of electoral malpractice in order to buy themselves time to collect evidence to make more substantive accusations.

The report states that the Board ‘deplores this approach’ which is an ‘abuse of process and wasting of the Union’s time’. One piece of evidence submitted to the original tribunal was a voice recording of a conversation between Alphonsus, Coates and main witness Rahul Ahluwalia in the lunch room of Brasenose College three days before the June election. A video clip and a transcript of a Blackberry messenger conversation were also submitted.

Under questioning from the original tribunal Ahluwalia claimed to have made covert recordings of a variety of conversations including this one. He said he did this simply because he ‘wished to listen to them again’. The tribunal was critical of the testimony of this ‘evasive witness’, and declared that ‘Mr Ahluwalia had set out to entrap the defendant, but had gone about this in such an incompetent fashion that he had in fact produced evidence that might incriminate him [Ahluwalia].’

The original report was similarly scathing about the conduct of Alphonsus, remarking ‘frankly, we should have had some difficulty accepting the Complainant’s evidence to us [even] were it not for the bumbling and shambolic fashion in which he had submitted his complaint.’

The Secretary’s job is to take minutes at public business meetings as well as organise the Union’s termly ball. Coates is now at work arranging a ‘New York, New York’ themed event. The third year law student will sit in the chamber next term alongside President Izzy Westbury, Librarian Izzy Ernst and Treasurer James Freeland.

Westbury commented, ‘I’m incredibly relieved that all of this mess is now over. It’s always a shame when the Union gets entangled in expensive shenanigans that detract from what the society is really about. Now we can finally move on and look forward to what will hopefully be a great term ahead. I have every confidence in Miles that he will do a superb job, and I’m certainly looking forward to the ball he’s now in the middle of organising!’

Union sources estimate that the initial tribunal and subsequent meeting of the Appellate Board have cost members around £1000.

A stranger close to home

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A road trip of Ireland is something that I had been planning to do for years. Yet lured away to foreign shores year after year with the promise of uninterrupted sunshine, I had never made much of an effort to make it a reality. Finally, the embarrassment of people exclaiming things like, ‘You’re from Ireland? Oh, isn’t the ring of Kerry so beautiful?’ and me having to admit that I had never seen most of the things on my own doorstep, drove me to put my plan into action. It was settled; summer 2011 was going to be the year of the low-cost, local holiday. I bought a camping kettle, dug the old Duke of Ed tent out of the roof space, and recruited a travelling companion. Our aim: to drive down the east coast of Ireland taking in as much scenery as possible along the way, and hopefully to have some of that elusive ‘craic’ that everyone keeps talking about. What could possibly go wrong?

Day one of our road trip was mercifully dry and bright. We loaded up the car, programmed our destination into the sat nav, and set off. Our first port of call was obvious: Dublin. It boasts lively theatre and music scenes, and its streets are steeped in history (the bullet holes from the Easter Rising are still visible on Dublin’s General Post Office). Although admittedly its main shopping streets have fallen prey to the usual chain stores, there are plenty of departures from globalization. We were surprised by the sheer concentration of so many great buskers in such a small area. There seemed to be a different kind of live music going on around every corner, from celtic groups to talented classical musicians, to pop and rock bands, many of them drawing large crowds.

Along the way, we stumbled across one of Dublin’s larger parks, St. Stephen’s Green. It’s filled with statues of some of Ireland’s literary and historical greats, including W. B. Yeats, James Joyce, and Wolfe Tone. Despite the memorial aspect, it was a great place for a leisurely wander since the atmosphere was relaxed and pleasant, with people lounging everywhere on the grass. After a few hours of exploring, we had to leave Dublin behind and to head for our camp site.

Apparently it’s a long way to Tipperary, but I think that depends on where you start. If you’re coming from Dublin, it takes less than two hours. The roads down the east coast of Ireland are surprisingly good, with new motorway making the journey a lot easier than expected. The difficulty came in finding the camp site. Sat navs become a bit redundant when you’re trundling down unnamed country lanes looking for a particular field a few miles away from civilization, and the problem is compounded by the fact that addresses in the south of Ireland don’t have postcodes. If it hadn’t been for a chance encounter with a helpful local woman out riding her horse, I don’t think we’d have found it at all.

However, the uniqueness of our camp site, ‘The Apple Farm’, made it worth the extra trouble. As the name suggests, it was set on a small family fruit farm and the facilities were even built into an apple storage barn. We were attracted to it by the low price and the offer of a complimentary bottle of the farm’s award-winning apple juice on arrival. Ours didn’t take long to disappear, and really brightened up our slightly pathetic dinner of instant noodles. That evening, a bus load of tourists from the Czech Republic appeared, complete with guitar, and started a very enthusiastic jamming session in the apple barn. I had certainly never planned that my exploration of Ireland would include a late night conga line in an orchard to Czech traditional music, but somehow it did.

Having managed to get the tent up with little hassle, and the first night passing with no leakages, we congratulated ourselves on having come up with an easy way of touring the country on a student budget. This camping lark was a great idea. The next morning, buoyed up by our incident-free stay, we packed up our tent and started on the next leg of our journey; Co. Cork.

Cork is a rather beautiful city, with a pleasing blend of both modern and traditional. What drew us there was its reputation as ‘food capital of Ireland’. We stopped to have lunch at its ‘English Market’; rather like a bigger version of the Covered Market, and even more foodie. It’s been there since the eighteenth century serving the people of Cork with the best fresh produce. It served us with a very delicious take on a cheese toastie, made all the more exciting by our seat up in the wooden rafters with a great view of the food vendors down below.

Not long after our arrival in Cork, the heavens opened. Rained out of the city centre, we headed for the car and our next camp site, one we had picked out on the coast at Bantry Bay. Bereft of motorways, it took a long time to make the hundred kilometer or so journey to rural West Cork. We refused to concede defeat on the camping front; despite the driving rain, we had decided to do this the hardcore way. We booked in at camp reception, which turned out to be a small pub where everyone was speaking Gaelic, and had a few drinks. What followed was one of the most miserable nights of vacationing I can remember.

By the time we set up camp, we discovered that both our tent door and my sleeping bag had broken zips, rendering them un-shuttable. We had to curl up into a tight ball to prevent our head or toes touching the inner lining of the tent for fear of leakage, and our clothes and shoes were completely waterlogged. Next morning, putting on our wet and muddy boots, we wondered how long one had to live like this before developing trenchfoot.

Not even this could dampen my excitement about what we had planned for that day; the whole reason we had come to Cork in the first place; we were going whale watching. The Cork coastline is a major feeding ground for many species of whale in the summer months, including fin whales (the second largest species on the planet) and humpbacks, and there are a few companies which organize boat trips. Ours departed from a tiny pier in what felt like the middle of nowhere, and was captained by a charismatic seaman and wildlife expert named Colin. In contrast to the tourists, who arrived kitted out in North Face jackets and wellington boots and held on to the rails of the rolling boat for dear life, Colin was wearing old jeans, a thinning jumper, and climbed all over the place with one hand occupied by his cigarette. He spent the entirety of the four hour trip staring out at the open sea looking for whales, shadowing schools of common dolphin until they played with the waves on the bow of the boat, and showing us colonies of seals and sea birds. He was fantastic, and we were all a little bit in awe of how badass he was. Unfortunately, we didn’t see a single whale. Colin was apologetic, and lamented the fact that this was the worst summer he had seen for thirty years. I had certainly picked my timings well.

By the end of the day we had suffered too much of a soaking to face another night in a sodden tent. We had a hot meal in the first pub we found, and stayed in a B&B nearby. The weather the following day was even worse than before, with no hope of respite. The rest of our plans had included sightseeing around the Ring of Kerry and the Cliffs of Moher, but with the terrible conditions we couldn’t see ten feet either side of the car. After much agonizing, we made the difficult decision to turn around and head home.

Yet despite the disappointment, I cannot not bring myself to regret the decision to attempt a camping holiday in a place where terrible weather is an inevitability. After all, that is what makes the emerald isle so green. We finished our trip with very little having gone to plan, but still having had a surprisingly good time. I fully intend to go back again – not out of embarrassment that I haven’t kissed the Blarney stone, but because I had a taste of rural Ireland and I want more. The cities and countryside of Ireland really are not to missed. Just do yourself a favour and stay in a hotel.

 

Camerons’ Bullingdon days compared with London riots

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David Cameron’s Oxford days in the Bullingdon Club were recently compared to the London riots by Evan Davis in an interview with Today.

In response, Cameron commented, “we all do stupid things when we’re young”, later adding that unlike the Bullingdon Club “what we saw of the riots was very well organised … looting and stealing and thieving.”

The Bullingdon Club, of which David Cameron was a member during his days at Brasenose, is famous for its well-publicised occasional destructive behaviour and highly privileged members. Members are secretly elected, with new members discovering their election by their room being ‘trashed’.

Members are required to purchase the £3,500 uniform from the court tailors Ede and Ravenscroft, which includes a distinctive mustard yellow waistcoat with blue bow tie and monogrammed brass buttons.

The Club is not currently registered as a University society, and was at one point banned from meeting within fifteen miles of Oxford after smashing all 468 windows of Christchurch’s Peckwater Quad in 1927 for the second time.

More recently four members were arrested in 2005 after they broke every piece of crockery, a window, and seventeen bottles of wine while dining at the White Hart pub. Many establishments refuse to take dinner reservations from the Bullingdon Club due to their rowdy reputation.

Particular controversy exists around a night in 1987 when police chased members of the Bullingdon Club through Oxford to the Botanic Gardens after a restaurant window was smashed, an event at which some claim Cameron was present.

Student opinion is divided on whether the comparison between behaviour in the Bullingdon Club and the London riots is fair. James Lawson, President of Oxford University Conservative Association, stated that, “there is no evidence that Cameron ever engaged in criminal activity. Party policy is that criminals should face the full force of the law.”

However, co-chairs of the Oxford University Labour Club Nichola Sugden and Colin Jackson commented that, “a group of incredibly privileged youngsters in Oxford destroying other people’s businesses and property is far less justified and equally unforgiveable”.

When asked by Evan Davis whether he had ever witnessed people throwing things through windows or smashing up restaurants, David Cameron replied, “no, I didn’t”.

However, a Financial Times Westminster Blog post quotes one of Cameron’s Bullingdon contemporaries as saying “a policy of omerta has descended on the Cameron episode. He definitely got completely clean away, so that part of it is true, but the idea that someone just went to bed early! I mean, come on.” At the time of the Blog’s publication the Tory Press Office refused to comment.

The Labour Club’s Women’s Officer Claire Smith claimed, “Evans hit a nerve with Cameron because he was right; having the money to pay to fix the damage shouldn’t be an excuse”.

One graduate, who wished to remain anonymous, refuted the parallel, calling it, “a ridiculous comparison” as “[rioting] is an outright crime”.

To St. Hilda’s psychology graduate Lexy Rose, however, “the only difference between the Bullingdon Club and the rioters is that they are wealthy. Their behaviour is the same”. 

Should gay men face extra restrictions when giving blood?

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Whether men who have had sex with men (MSM) should be allowed to donate blood is not a matter of equality. It’s a matter of the safety of the UK’s blood supply. Johann Hari, writing in the Independent, was spot on when he said that ‘if gay donations really did endanger people, that would trump any commitment to anti-discrimination.’ However, despite the abolition of the lifetime ban on donations from MSM, expected on November 7th, the question remains as to whether the one year blanket deferral that will take its place is strictly necessary. The new regulations, while comparatively positive, certainly do not put gay men on an equal footing with heterosexuals. If they are to be upheld, it must be because they are supported by the evidence.

Thankfully, technological advances have enabled the government to remove the regulation preventing MSM from ever donating. Whereas the equipment used for testing blood donations was once capable of allowing infected blood to pass undetected through screening procedures, and into the blood supply, that risk no longer exists. Any virus is now almost guaranteed to be detected. The upshot of this is that MSM can now donate blood, one year after their last sexual encounter (defined as anal or oral sex, whether safe or not), because any infection they do have will show up during testing, allowing the blood to be excluded if necessary. There is a deferral time because of the ‘window period’, which exists between the contraction of a virus and its being detectable by testing. Since those who carry a virus from recent sexual activity could donate infected blood which is not caught by the screening process during this period, a deferral is necessary. However, the length of this deferral seems strangely long, given technology’s reduction of the window period to around two weeks. This is due to the strange behaviour of the Hepatitis B virus. For those individuals who naturally eliminate the virus, there is another window period near the end of its lifespan. Since people need not know that they are infected, it is necessary to have a deferral time which eliminates any possibility of the virus’s transmission into the blood supply during either of these window periods. The same one year deferral is already in place for other groups considered high risk, such as those who have visited Sub-Saharan Africa.

Many are still not content with the recent change, however. There is outrage that the male gay community (to whom the rule almost exclusively applies) is being treated as some single entity, rather than a group of individuals, the riskiness of whose sexual practices is varied and diverse. While it’s obvious that those who have, say, had unprotected anal sex within the past year ought to be deferred (the same is apparently not true of those who have had unprotected heterosexual sex, since the incidence of infection is considerably higher amongst MSM), it seems puzzling, and potentially prejudiced, to prevent a man in a long term monogamous homosexual relationship, who practises only safe sex with his partner, from donating blood.

Ultimately, it comes down to whether you believe the evidence. SaBTO, the advisory committee on the safety of blood, tissues and organs, maintains that sexual accidents, indiscretions, and non-compliance from donors, all of which transcend sexual orientation, are enough to require a blanket year-long deferral on blood donation from men who have had sex with men. Since the rate of infection amongst MSM is so much higher than amongst non-MSM, so the argument goes, every broken condom, every unfaithful boyfriend, and every blood donor that lies about his eligibility to donate, counts for that much more amongst MSM — so much so as to make a generalised rule necessary.

If this is not the case, several things follow. Firstly, it would mean that the lifetime ban that has been in force until now was ill-conceived, and not just because of technological advances. If the riskiness of MSM donation isn’t high enough to warrant a blanket year-long deferral, then, for as long as that same group has been of a similar risk level, the lifetime ban has been unnecessary: a man practising safe sex is only excluded for one year because of the possibility that he has an infection that he doesn’t know about (or is lying about his last sexual encounter). While the same possibility exists for non-MSM, the risk is deemed too high amongst MSM donors. If this is in fact not true, then MSM practising safe sex should have been eligible for donation even when tests were not as thorough — the inherent risk associated with MSM would not have been great enough to necessitate their being prevented from donating, just as the risk of a heterosexual man contracting a virus is not great enough to require his exclusion.

If the risk does not exist, there should be no hesitation in scrapping a rule which simultaneously retards the progress of gay rights, while doing nothing to make the blood supply safer. But the government’s priority lies in ensuring safe blood stocks. Any future decision to further alter the existing regulations should be based on evidence indicating that there will be no greater risk to patients receiving blood — and on nothing else.

Cherwell Music’s guide for freshers

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Venues

Baby Love

Home to the city’s premier gay night (Poptarts, Tuesdays), best alt dance night (Eclectric, even week Thursdays), and gathering place of the University’s self-appointed glitterati (Supermarket, odd week Thursdays), the tiny bar known as Baby Love is integral to the Oxford night scene. With its unisex bathrooms, drink-soaked staircase, and grotto-esque dancefloor, it tends to get more than a little cramped, but the music and company are (usually) worth it. So dump your coat in one of those grimy makeout booths, grab a Woo Woo (£4), and enjoy the beat.

The Jericho Tavern

Tucked away in the attic of North Oxford’s rather well-to-do Jericho. the Jericho Tavern is the city’s most legendary music venue: The Jericho. Radiohead debuted here in 1986, Ride and Supergrass made their break on its (cramped) stage. The Jericho still offers the most varied line-ups in Oxford, including shows from local notables and student bands as well as playing host to touring indie up-and-comers. It’s dark, it’s loud, but for the devotees of Oxford’s lively music scene, it’s home.

Modern Art Oxford

For anyone interested in getting acquainted with the city’s music scene, MAO should be a regular haunt. Not the most obvious place to look for live music, the gallery’s schedule isn’t exactly cram-packed with gigs but the cheap as anything shows in MAO’s small basement space are always worth a punt. Having recently hosted the spectacular ODC Drumline vs. Coloureds (four live drummers playing to fuzzed-out electro, what’s not to love?), MAO is consistently at the forefront of Oxford’s fascinating music scene and warrants a visit during the day for its always interesting, although admittedly of variable quality, exhibitions which change a couple of times per term.

The Cellar

Hidden down the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Frewin Court, just off Cornmarket Street in the centre of town, The Cellar bar has something of a split personality. Jumping without a thought from comedy club to live music venue to night club, The Cellar’s schedule is as eclectic as its punters. Of the regular events at The Cellar, dancing the night away on the packed stage between the huge, bass spewing speakers at d&b/dubstep night Freerange is a highlight and probably one of the best nights out Oxford has to offer.

 

Shows

The Horrors, O2 Academy 21st October

The gloomy post-punk sounds of Southend’s hippest export The Horrors should serve as a fitting soundtrack to Michaelmas term’s shortening days and fast approaching essay deadlines. Touring with their expansive new record, Skying, The Horrors have spent the summer on the festival circuit refining their already well-oiled live show. Prepare for cinematic keyboards, pounding bass and drainpipes.

DOOM, O2 Academy 10th November

Masked Atlanta rapper and underground legend MF DOOM has carefully cultivated an aura of mystique. Ever the ‘supervillain’, he is known to send imposters to his own live shows in his stead. Still, the risk is worth it for DOOM, an unsurpassed lyrical genius and producer extraordinaire. This isn’t your standard shouted-out hype hip hop gig: expect a brooding, rhyme-spitting performance.

Wild Beasts, O2 Academy 11th November

Wild Beasts, coming off their acclaimed release of Smother, have a strain of earnest theatrically that makes their music peerless, and their gigs are no different. Their operatic renderings of picaresque Kendal lad life are translated perfectly into the live setting. Thorpe and Fleming’s voices ricochet off the rafters, matched in intensity only by their ferocious and marvellously precise instrumental backing. Consummate professionals all, the quartet is sure to deliver. Come early for delightful dream pop openers Braids.

UCAS changes could threaten Oxford admissions

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The UK’s university application system could be dramatically changed following a proposal for pupils to apply only after receiving their A-level results.

The plan, revealed by the UCAS chief executive to university vice-chancellors, would see exams set at least a month earlier, in April and May, so results could be released in July. This system, which could be implemented as early as 2016, would enable pupils to apply for courses the following autumn, replacing the current system of conditional offers entirely.

Arguments supporting change were strengthened by UCAS investigations finding only 45% of predicted grades, upon which many applications are currently based, have proven accurate. A Warwick University researcher explained this as the result of private schools over-predicting results as they “compete to get [students] into Oxbridge and other Russell group universities”.  Contrarily, some state schools, particularly those which may be unused to pupils receiving top grades, have been unwilling under the present system to predict strong results.

The proposal was welcomed by Jack Watson, JCR Secretary at Regent’s Park, who stated, “There are numerous candidates who are more than capable of achieving [the 3 A] entry requirement but fail to apply to Oxford because they lack the self-belief that they will achieve 3 A’s or don’t have teachers familiar with sending students to Oxbridge to drive them to do so.” However, Watson did caution that “a private school applicant is statistically more likely to have better A level grades than a comprehensive school applicant”, so access would only improve if there was no increased time-pressure forcing an over-reliance on grades.

Jack Evans, JCR President at Corpus, more positively stated that post-qualification applications could “only strengthen the opportunities for those from poorer backgrounds applying to Oxford.” He confidently predicted that “if Oxford really feels as passionately about the interviewing process as they claim (…) the existing admissions arrangements will just be pushed back six months” rather than criteria being changed.

An Oxford Admissions spokesperson gave this reassurance, stating that “at Oxford exam results are really only the minimum requirement rather than the determining factor.” The university currently looks at written work, admissions tests and interviews and there has been no suggestion that these would be sacrificed were there to be a change in application dates.

One second-year student, who went to a state school in South London before applying to Oxford, expressed doubts as to the practicality of such time constraints, commenting, “Oxford’s application process rests upon the aptitude testing and interviewing process, without which the university would struggle to gain a true reflection of each candidate’s potential and course suitability. How such a process could ever feasibly continue within such a shortened time scale remains to be seen.”

Hannah Cusworth, OUSU’s Vice-President for Access and Academic Affairs, also showed the importance of receiving these materials, stating, “Oxford is so oversubscribed for many subjects, and the majority of candidates have the top grades, so tutors will still need these other methods to distinguish between candidates.” Furthermore, Cusworth was sceptical as to whether post-qualification applications could actually greatly help traditionally underrepresented groups. She suggested that “studying at Oxford requires different skills to those needed to get A*s at school”, but “the number of students who get the grades to come to Oxford or Cambridge already corresponds relatively closely to the numbers who apply.”

The Russell Group of Universities was also hesitant to fully back the proposal. A spokesperson stated that they remained unconvinced that the plan would not restrict ability to “make a fair and thorough assessment of applicants” and also warned that applicants would be given a reduced opportunity to decide where to apply. There are concerns that damage could be made to existing outreach schemes and that earlier exams could disadvantage all pupils.

UCAS is currently conducting a review of the admissions process and is collecting feedback on its new proposal, the full details of which are expected to be published in a consultation document in October.

No Benefits

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Surprise, surprise: a silly little romcom which, upon reflection, I should probably have known would fail to be anywhere near as cool as its two main stars. Friends with Benefits might be made bearable by Timberlake and Kunis, but you never stop knowing the pleasure is a superficial guilty one that’ll last about as long as the global economy’s recovery.

It starts off very badly, and the cheese factor is only lightly lowered from that moment on. Five minutes in and the cheap point scoring begins, the film taking advantage of everyone’s love of New York with some obligatory skyline shots and boy-meets-girl moments unfolding against the backdrop of Rockefeller Plaza and Times Square. If only we were all New Yorkers looking as lovely as these two and enjoying casual white collar jobs, we’d be living the dream. As it is, though, we’re not, so seeing them live it will have to do.

The film seems to think it can avoid being cliché simply by talking about the crimes that films like itself normally commit, so we spend a lot of time listening to Timberlake moan about Hollywood relationship myths which are never representative of how love works in real life. Unfortunately, this doesn’t work; firstly because, sorry, but you’re two years late – (500) Days of Summer already did that, and it did it better; secondly, it’s only a matter of time before the film starts reeling those clichés off itself (I felt like playing romcom cliché bingo, but writing the tick list would have taken longer than the film lasted); and thirdly because this once again feels like manipulative dialogue that’s served up merely to make us give ourselves congratulatory pats on the back for already knowing everything he’s saying.

So if the feel-good factor described so far sounds phoney, sorry, but it is. The only flashes of real fun come as the casual sex begins, and the jokes in their opening encounter, for a brief moment, do show signs of amusing. Unfortunately, like the sex this doesn’t last long, and before we know it they’re falling out only to wait to fall in love properly, and the screen time’s being filled up with pointless secondary plots involving unnecessarily weird secondary characters, and you wonder what happened to Sean Parker and Black Swan‘s Lily, and you wish Sorkin reshaped this oh-so average script so you could see these two really get it on.

Their looks are good enough and their smiles sufficiently beaming that most of this bitterness is only an aftertaste, but when it comes and you reflect on the price of your cinema ticket, it’s an aftertaste and a half. I still like both Kunis and Timberlake. Watching both of them act is really enjoyable. But after showing what they are capable of earlier this year, they shouldn’t be settling for second-rate cinema like this, and neither should we.

Amsterdamned: Two

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The following morning we actually got up reasonably early considering our long night, and decided to finally sample the delights of NEMO, somewhere I’d been before but was so impressed by that it demanded a second viewing. NEMO is essentially a giant science centre for kids near the main rail station in Amsterdam. The closest equivalent in the UK is probably @ Bristol if you know what that is, but NEMO is much cooler. We set off with a girl we had befriended at the hostel that morning, and were treated to the worst weather yet, torrential rain and extreme wind almost snapping my brolly in half and soaking us all before we’d even got there. Understandably we were a little deflated by the time we reached the iconic ship-modelled building, but we soon warmed up and got into the spirit of things. It’s one of those ‘learning can be fun’ sort of places, but it can actually back up its claims for once with all these computer programmes (like one where you can age yourself or change your gender), cool simulations and interactive experiment things. Of course, it was Amsterdam, so there was an extensive sex section in NEMO, which was a little disconcerting with all the kids running about. In addition, there was a hilarious demonstration of what happens when you give spiders drugs, with the pothead spider’s web resembling a torn fishnet stocking and the LSD spider’s web looking a little bit intense and tight. Only in Amsterdam.

After the place closed (we’d been there hours and still hadn’t seen it all), we lost our new friend as we decided to Take Art Seriously in the Stedelijk modern art museum. Now I’m not a big art guy, but I’ve been to a few places with my family and an old girlfriend who was an artist so I can walk around the installations pretty cheerfully. They had a couple of Mondrians which were pretty cool, and on the whole the installations were quite interesting. Some were a bit pretentious of course (all rotting bananas and floating screens and stuff) but there was some pretty inspired stuff too and a couple of modern oil paintings that I really liked. Our cultural palettes securely sated, we had a quick dinner then went off to the last activity of our trip, a canal boat tour. As we sat down in the mood-lit boat with a small aromatic candle on our table we realised that perhaps this was a BIT romantic, but decided to go with it. The tour was an hour and a half but it flew by really, and it was really interesting. I learned that Amsterdam’s massive rail station had had nowhere to be built, so they had constructed land in one of the canals for it to sit on, just where we had been earlier that day at NEMO as it turned out. We were also witness to the countless ‘houseboats’ which offered riverfront property at easier rates, but which were actually often luxury apartments inside (and people really didn’t close their blinds. Ohhh, no). There was a bit of a turf war going on between the people with actual houses who thought the boats were impacting on their house prices, and the ‘Yuppies’ (as our guide called them) who resisted, and also tried to sue canal tours like ours for invasion of privacy. I was also relieved to learn that the Amsterdam fire department have a mechanism for pulling horses out of the canal. Y’know, just in case.

We learned loads more on the boat, too much to put here, and got to see Amsterdam at night which is truly beautiful. The buildings are all lit up and shining and the light casts into the water where it ripples and shimmers in the tide as people walk alongside, the city if anything getting busier at night. That was our last night, and although we went to a bar later (Which was a little An American Werewolf in London, if you catch my drift) I think I prefer to leave Amsterdam like that —beautiful, dark and bursting with life. My friends and I had a great time, different to what any of us were expecting but probably better too. I think we saw loads of sides to the city and really got to grips with the culture there, and we met some great people. I suppose you could say that we didn’t dig too deep into the darker side, the reason most lads would go to Amsterdam, but I think our way was just as fun, and just as worthwhile.

Although to be honest, if we had done loads of really debauched things, do you think I’d write about them on here?

What happens in Amsterdam….

From Europe with Love: The Final Countdown

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Our arrival in Vienna was a little short of smooth: bowling into the city at half eleven meant half an hour before the hostel (which was, helpfully, in an unknown location) closed check in for the night. Thankfully, after twenty five minutes of tripping over various tram rails with our bags, we managed to find it and crash out for the night: it’s amazing how tiring train travel is, and how sitting in a chair for five hours becomes exhausting!

Vienna was a short stop, but we got a chance to see a lot of the city: it’s clean, modern and full of unexpected things for the casual tourist to see. Our first day consisted of being soaked in torrential rain as we walked around the old Hofburg palace and buildings in the MuseumsQuartier of the city; such a contrast to the baking heat of Croatia. The British summer returns, then! Coming to Austria also meant going back to real prices and “real” money- it was all too easy to wantonly spend, feigning a misunderstanding of the Croatian Kuna.

We quickly found out that there are quite a few unmissable things to see in the city, despite Vienna not being one of the more obvious places in Europe to visit. Blagging our way across the baffling S-Bahn system (with, worryingly, only my broken GCSE German to help us) on our Interrail passes, we visited Prater, a huge park which is also a permanent fairground. Admittedly, eight euros is a little painful in exchange for a wooden London Eye lookalike, regardless of the view of the city, but the area is pretty amusing for a couple of hours. Vienna also boasts the Hundertwasser Haus, a crazy architectural feat built in the late eighties: we wandered for about an hour to find it, despite it being dubbed as the “most visited monument in Vienna”. Right. It is, however, astounding: a block of social housing made up of uneven floors painted in an array of bright colours, with fluid lines of metallic brick criss-crossing it, and the odd tree sprouting from a window to boot. It’s eccentric, vibrant and really worth a see! Witnessing all this artistic splendour works up an appetite; we gave into temptation and ate Schnitzel: an escalope which is suspiciously like a chicken burger, but made good preparation for the five hour train to Prague awaiting us that evening.

The Czech capital is raved about by almost everyone who has visited, and I definitely did not want to be let down by this one! Our hostel, the Old Prague Hostel, was a real find, located just a ten minute walk from the main square. It’s amazing how much public transport costs, and it was definitely the time to tighten the budget (what budget?!) three weeks in to the trip! Freed then from the burden of the rucksacks, venturing out into the old town failed to disappoint. Despite crawling with tourists (the most amusing being the large German group taking the segway tour of the city, quoted as “the coolest way to see Prague” by one naive user), the central area is truly atmospheric, and possesses a northern feel which really suits the overcast sky, much as we regretted the lost days of sun behind us.

Climbing the clock tower was an ideal way for us to witness a view of the city, which is so beautiful with terracotta tiled roofs next to sooty stone towers and spires: really evokes a sort of gothic, fairytale feel to the whole area. Prague castle and the cathedral were well worth the visit, sitting on top of a hill across the river, which we crossed via the old bridge: rows of impressive, if slightly scary, statues of saints line the sides, whilst imposing gates with spires frame each end.

Our experience in Prague at night was equally atmospheric, after a near-disaster cooking dinner in the hostel kitchen (a cheap option, granted, but not exactly easy with three groups of six trying to prepare meals at once around one stove and one work surface, with ten plates between us all). Our main focus, however, was on the beer, which was sold at the equivalent of 98p per half litre. And was, unbelievably, very good! We decided to avoid the slightly embarrassing British alcohol-tourist look by ditching the recommended bar and pub crawls which suck in hundreds of tourists each evening in the city, but after experimenting with the supposed local tradition of beating tankards on the table with each new drink it became clear that we were just as cringeworthy.

Booked onto a night train to Amsterdam, we spent our last day in Prague seeing the Communism Museum: a slightly bizarre choice, but a really interesting insight into the history of Czechoslovakia which only split a few years before we were born. The days spent before boarding a night train are always slightly like purgatory, as we were working towards a deadline: the only option we could see was to eat more filling and delicious Czech food and indulge in more of the cheap beer, before buying some additional food for the train (not that we needed it!). In true student style, we were won over by hare pâté at a French market: add a couple of cartons of red wine, and some dark chocolate, it’s the perfect range of, ahem, budget snacks. Or, the bill of fare of several wannabe eccentric academics: perhaps not the best idea of the trip!

The night train was largely uneventful, even if a six person couchette is a huge squeeze. Having never visited Germany before, it was surreal to go through Dresden and Berlin in the evening and to wake up having just left Dusseldorf in the morning, yet this was all part of why the night rail journeys are so important (although making the most of the interrail pass and booking a bed is absolutely essential!) We reached Amsterdam, groggy and hungry, at 10am, where we were escorted as the last ones off of the train by an angry guard, who began by barking “Aus” as it became apparent that we were in no way ready to get out of bed. Nevertheless we soon met another friend from Pembroke who lives in the Netherlands, with whom we would be staying for the weekend: a great opportunity to see the city without panicking over directions!

Amsterdam is picturesque with its network of canals (all of which look exactly the same): this is rather incongruous as streets open up into the red light district, with women in windows even in the morning! Equally surreal was moving on to the Anne Frank house, a completely moving exhibit of Anne Frank’s diary and the hidden annexe: despite having become a clichéd destination for tourists, it was desperately sad and thought provoking. We spent some time in the Van Gogh museum, too, which shows the life of the painter through a chronological exhibiting of his works. It’s a very well thought out exhibition, in fact, as certain famous paintings such as “Sunflowers” do not stand out, whilst you find other brilliant works, such as some of Van Gogh’s oils which take influence from older Japanese artworks.

Staying with our friend’s family meant home cooked meals (heavenly after three weeks of surviving on our own) and great hospitality, but also an experience of the rural area of the Netherlands that is actually known as Holland. Canals are everywhere and the landscape is, as expected, totally flat: we witnessed a change as a huge thunderstorm moved in overnight, in which I saw the most forked lightning that I have ever seen- a really inspiring experience!

Our final leg of the journey took us to Brussels, in which we stayed in the house of one of the companions travelling with us. People have mentioned to me that Brussels is “boring”, but this certainly wasn’t the case! The city centre alternates between modern (and very dominated by the EU presence there) and historic, with the main square being made up of overwhelmingly ornate buildings. Even in September, it seemed Christmassy! The famous sights of the city such as the strange manneken-pis and the atomium pale, however, in comparison with the Delirium Café: a huge multi-story pub which stocks 2004 different types of beer. Quite an experience and a definite crash course in Belgian-beer-for-dummies!

The final visit that we made was to Bruges, an hour’s train away from the capital. The city is most like Toledo and Prague in being very preserved in a tight and quaint historic style, and we saw quite a few old churches: not necessarily the most fun way to spend an afternoon, but the Basilica of the Holy Blood in the centre of the town is really worth a look. We completed the day with a boat tour in what was, essentially, a teacup which was alarmingly tipping at the rear where I was sitting, and more draught Belgian beer in a recommended student pub (having a friend who lives locally is such an advantage!). Such a fairytale city was a fitting way for me to leave the trip, boarding the Eurostar (with a discount ticket procured through a chance last minute booking) back to Britain, home comforts, and the reality of the majority of a reading list and assorted other chores to complete before the next term begins. It’s true, however, that interrailing is an opportunity that you can really make the most of as a student, and I’m sure that the experience will seem like a beacon to me in the middle of an essay crisis next term. Any tips that I can give? Overbudget, as you will spend everything. Always book hostels with provide free breakfast. Do drink the local beer. And always, always wake up on time when on a night train!