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All our Cleggs in one basket

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The news that Nick Clegg had to cancel his proposed visit to Oxford due to “an unfortunate clash of diary commitments” – according to a spokesman for the Deputy Prime Minister – has been met with strong reactions from many students.

He had been scheduled to speak at the Oxford Union on Wednesday 17 November. Clegg’s spokesman said that the decision to cancel had “reluctantly” been made a few weeks ago.

He is the second senior Liberal Democrat to have postponed a talk in Oxford in less than three weeks, after Business Secretary Vince Cable pulled out over security fears.

The Liberal Democrat leader is currently facing criticism for breaking his pre-election pledge to “vote against any increase in fees in the next parliament”.

Clegg’s postponement has been viewed by many students as a means to avoid the hostility he may have met in Oxford.

Oxford University Labour Club President, Stephen Bush, told Cherwell that he was “not convinced” that the postponement was enforced by a timetabling clash.

“This proves that not only is Clegg’s tie yellow, his belly is too,” he said. Bush alleged that the postponement represented “just yet another falsehood from Nick Clegg”.

However Robin McGhee, Secretary of the Oxford University Liberal Democrats, refuted this particular attack on Clegg. “We don’t really know what happened,” he said. “He probably didn’t make the decision. Really. He probably didn’t even know what his diary was for this week.”

McGhee believes Clegg is locked in a “slavish bromance with David ‘ma bitch’ Cameron”, an iron embrace which is also illuminating. “The mankini of power constricts and reveals,” he noted.

According to the OULD Secretary, “To vote in favour [of tuition fees] is an act of monolithic stupidity, cowardice, and cack,” that Clegg “needs to justify to students in person”.

However, while it was a move that “should be attacked,” McGhee did not feel that an attempt by Oxford students “to beat [Clegg] into a jelly” by protesting would achieve anything in the face of the police presence that would accompany the Deputy Prime Minister.

Ben Lewy, a second year PPE student, echoed worries concerning the reception Clegg would face. “The best Clegg could expect…would be the kind of mob that scared away Vince Cable. The worst,” he predicted, “would be a fire extinguisher thrown from the Union balcony. I agree with Nick.”

Plans to protest, though, have gained renewed momentum since the talk was postponed. The Oxford Education Campaign, together with the anti-cuts group ‘Save our Services,’ plan to make their way, “with music and jest,” from the Union to the Lib Dem offices on the day intended for the talk.

“Cleggers…pulled out of his booking when we started protesting tuition fees and scared him shitless,” a Facebook event advertising the protest said.

“Bring a saggy yellow/orange jumper if you can as there will be training on how to morph yourself into a chicken for maximum piss-taking effect,” the organisers urged.

Some students consider this “piss-taking” unfair. Sam Stoll, a second year student at Balliol, expressed his sympathy for Clegg. “Why do people have to find hidden meanings in what’s happened?” he asked.
“Sometimes I say that I’m going to cotch in someone’s room at a certain time, but then, you know, I realise I’ve double booked, and I’m supposed to be cotching with some different homies elsewhere”.
Stoll was delighted to learn that one day Clegg might even be his “homie”, for, the Deputy Prime Minister, according to his spokesman, was “always very keen to engage with students and young people.”
In response to Clegg’s no-show, two Oxford campaign groups did a ‘chicken flashmob’ at the Liberal Democrat offices on Wednesday to protest against cuts to universities and other public services.
On the flashmob’s Facebook page, one student, Leo-Marcus Wan, wrote, “There is nothing as self-empowering as protesting through the medium of chicken suits.”

Another student, Kit Johnson, added, “Let’s show them what happens when they decide to feather their nests at our egg-spence.”
A statement from the Oxford Union expressed their regret that Clegg had “postponed his talk” and that they hoped to arrange an alternative date soon.

University refuses to reveal investments

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Cherwell can reveal that the University refuses to disclose which funds it has investments in despite releasing this information under the Freedom of Information Act in 2008.

When asked which funds Oxford University Endowment Management (OUEM) invests in by Cherwell on 12th October, the University’s response stated that disclosure would “breach the confidentiality provisions of a number of agreements” between OUEM and fund management companies “and would therefore be likely to prejudice their commercial interests.”

Information on University investments was previously obtained by Campaign Against Arms Trade (CAAT) under the Freedom of Information Act in June 2008.

Their figures showed that the University invests over £6 million in UK and US arms companies, comprising about 1% of the University’s total investment.

Oxford University and its colleges collectively invest over £2 billion.
The decision made by the University to now consider the information “exempt from disclosure” has raised concerns over the lack of transparency in the investments which support the University’s teaching, research, and related activities, including bursaries.

“Staff, students and the wider public have a right to know where the University money is invested,” said CAAT representative Abi Haque.
“The information is commonly available at other universities and there should be no reason that transparency should be detrimental to Oxford University’s interests.”

Haque noted that other universities, such as SOAS, Bristol and Goldsmiths University of London have adopted “more transparent ethical investment policies.”

“It is difficult to imagine why Oxford University appears to be shrouding investment funds in secrecy unless funds have been invested in companies that could be considered dubious.”

William Liew, Deputy Finance Director for the Bristol University said, “We are open to give information out about our investments under the Freedom of Information; it’s public information and we have nothing to hide.”

Rachel Dedman, ex-president of Oxford RAG, said she felt “strongly” that Oxford University should adopt a more transparent policy on the issue of investment.

“All Oxford students are lifelong representatives of the university as alumni, and should therefore all have the right to know now how the university has invested its money, and have the opportunity to say if they do not agree.”

“Socially responsible investment should be a long-term goal for the University.”

Abi Haque noted that when CAAT issued FOI requests in October 2008, Oxford was “more challenging” than other universities to get the information from.

“It took a significantly longer amount of the time for them to reveal which funds they invested in. They appeared extremely cautious. I would say this was because they had invested in companies people don’t find particularly savoury.”

Oxford University Endowment Management is an investment office set up in 2007 to manage the University’s investment assets.

The University has said that although there is “a public interest in knowing how publicly funded bodies invest their money,” the money invested by OUEM are “not public funds and so the interest in knowing how these are invested is substantially weaker.”

“We believe that the weak public interest in disclosure is outweighed by… [our ability] to secure a good return on its investments.”

However Tim Davies, an Oriel graduate who now runs an independent research and consultancy organisation to promote social justice, thinks this justification is “misguided”.

Davies thinks that OUEM should be transparent about the source of its funds and investment profits because it is “investing on behalf of a public body”.

In February this year, the University’s Socially Responsible Investment Review Committee released documents saying that potentially providing arms to illegal regimes is not a “sufficiently compelling” reason to cease investment in weapons.

Yet Tim Davies commented, “the committee has failed to take into account University feeling”.

“This is the belief that arms investments, amongst others, are wholly incompatible with the progressive educational goals of a global leading University.”

The Oxford Socially Responsible Investment Campaign said that FOI requests made in 2006 show that University also invests in funds supporting “tobacco sales, manufacture of instruments of torture, and widespread environmental degradation.”

Turl hurled out by Lincoln

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The Turl Bar at Lincoln is set to close after over 80 years of service, following a decision by the College to redevelop the site on Turl street for use as teaching and social space.

An application for planning permission was submitted last week. According to Lincoln college Bursar Tim Knowles, the site will be “extensively refurbished” and “sensitively restored” with the existing service yard being landscaped into a new courtyard.

The land the Turl Bar sits on has been owned by Lincoln college since 1467 but is currently leased to Whitbread, a hospitality company that also manages The Mitre on High Street.

A spokesman for Whitbread said that their decision not to renew the lease had been made “in conjunction with the college”. He explained that this decision came after Whitbread had decided that “this particular site no longer fits our long term strategy of running our own branded restaurants.”

A Lincoln press statement confirmed that, “The lease for the Turl Bar expired in 2005 and the tenant has not sought to renew it.”

However in the August 2010 edition of ‘Imprint’, the Lincoln news magazine, Professor Langford, the college Rector, wrote that the college had been “broadly planning for some years” to gain use of the Turl Bar’s facilities.

He alleged that the Turl Bar was “no longer a very salubrious place” and that “in evenings, especially on Fridays and Saturdays, (it) can give rise to noise, filth and sometimes criminality.”

Professor Langford called the Turl Bar a “disagreeably downfallen public house”, arguing that taking over the bar would make it “much more attractive” to the students living in college accommodation above The Mitre.

The decision to close the Turl has been met with discontent from some students. Chris Hayes, a second year PPE student at St John’s said that he spends “four or five evenings a week” drinking at the Turl, “either alone or with a friend. This decision will eviscerate my social life.”

However, some students at Lincoln are glad to see the Turl Bar close. Mike Price, a second year biochemist, said that the noise from the bar is “hugely disrupting”.

He said, “I live just above the Turl Bar, and to be honest, I don’t think it’s such a bad thing that it is closing.

“We get woken up every morning between six and seven when the first bottles are being thrown in the bin. The noise is literally ridiculous.”

When asked what she knew about the Turl’s closure, a Turl Bar barmaid said that there had been “an agreement dispute” before adding that “it’s an odd place but I like.”

Watching the detectives

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No-one ever refers to a ‘golden age’ of policing; a time when crime was low, the police were courteous and efficient, law-breakers were rapidly apprehended and carted off to prison, and the sun shone every day. No-one ever refers to such a halcyon period because there never was such a time, and probably never will be.

Policing has been described to me as “the bastard child of social policy and class distinction”. Constables patrolling beats in the palatial squares of Belgravia in the nineteenth century were under strict instructions to ‘offer assistance to members of the gentry when entering or alighting from their carriages’, and were charged with ‘preventing idle and disorderly persons resorting to, or taking their rest’ in the parks and gardens of Belgravia. Surprisingly little, in a philosophical or operational sense, has changed since then.
For policing was, and is, concerned with the protection of rights and privileges. It has always been about the ‘haves’ and the ‘have nots’. The subservient deference of the nineteenth and early twentieth centuries have long since disappeared from the social landscape, only to be replaced by a hierarchy based upon the vested interests of a range of power-brokers.

Despite the fact that it is over thirty years since he was on our TV screens, many still refer to ‘the Dixon of Dock Green style of policing’. Today, the this style is viewed by the police establishment as something between an embarrassment and an anachronism. To the present generation of police officers, George Dixon and all that he stood for in the minds of the public is ancient history. Modern policing, they argue, is about targets and performance. They do not want to see a return to patrolling beats in all weathers, having face to face encounters with the public, (the majority of whom they have been trained to regard as the enemy). Community policing of the Dixonesque sort is beneath them.

None of this would matter very much, but since 1997 vast amounts of ill-considered legislation has invested the most junior police officers with sweeping powers that impinge upon every one of us. Officers can now arrest, handcuff, and DNA-sample anyone for any offence, no matter how trivial; they can stop and search anyone without having grounds that the person has done anything wrong; they can search premises without the need for a search warrant. We have some of the most extreme police powers in the western world and few people have noticed what has happened.

There is a growing body of evidence that a significant minority of officers are alienated from the public, see them as ‘the enemy’, and have little or no interest in preserving legitimate rights of protest. Such individuals inflict huge damage on civil society. A healthy democracy cannot function without respect for the rule of law, the maintenance of civil liberties, and accountable policing. George Clemenceau’s oft-quoted comment to Woodrow Wilson at the Paris Peace Conference in 1919 that ‘War is too important to be left to Generals’, could, with value, be re-cast to describe the law and order challenges facing twenty-first century Britain– ‘Policing is too important to leave to Chief Constables’. Indeed it is probably too important to leave to politicians until something is done about the cavernous democratic deficit that currently exists.The coming generation needs to face this challenge head-on.

The Write Stuff

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Reading is about more than words. Take Cherwell for instance: ignore the text, and just feel its weight in your hands, the texture of the paper, the pages still stuck together from the press. These are all signs, conveying meaning no less than the content itself. The smudges of cheap ink on your fingers are war wounds, badges of honour: you’ve endured the earnest pretension of an entire student newspaper and given your critical instincts a thorough exercise. The feel of a crisp hardback fresh off the shelf or of a tattered paperback passed between family and friends – these are inextricably bound up with the joy of reading.

Watching a film could hardly be more different. The atmosphere of a cinema unsuccessfully combines the community of a theatre audience and the darkened anonymity in which handsy 15 year olds delight – cue the awkward and empty gesture of clapping at the end of movies. The whole process is ruthlessly commercialised. You spend at least 25 minutes not watching the film you paid to see, senses rapidly dulled by a barrage of Hollywood hyperbole. You fall asleep during the crucial moments of characterisation; inevitably Bad Cop does in fact love his prodigal teenage daughter, or some minor variation on the genres which straitjacket mainstream film far more than literature. Rubbing your eyes at the surprise of daylight, you leave with a vague sense of self-loathing that you decided on a Pick & Mix chaser for your Ben & Jerry’s, or that you’ve sullied your conscience by sponsoring Torture Porn VII.

With novels, there’s no danger that the special effects budget will eat into the script-writers’ allowance. Metaphor, at once a condensation and magnification of experience, remains the cheapest and most effective way to illustrate ideas. The imaginations of author and reader are fused in a highly personal process – and it is surely part of the novel’s charm that every reader pictures Gatsby (or Hogwarts) in a slightly different way. Moreover, the special effects arms race is a damaging trend. Bibliophiles have known that bigger does not necessarily mean better long before Callimachus wrote ‘a big book is a big evil’ in the 3rd century B.C. Perhaps James Cameron should read more Alexandrian poetry. His bloated and self-indulgent Avatar, hyped as the future of film, was in desperate need of such advice, a CGI-backlash over two millennia old.

Books allow for – even demand – your own interpretation at every step. Film is the passive option: you can switch off as soon as the TV switches on. Admittedly this has its advantages. No one will ever put on an audiobook of Wuthering Heights to set the mood post-Kukui, let alone suggest a reading of favourite passages. That’s not to say that films can’t be stimulating or engaging, but they require a base level of engagement which borders on the vegetative. Appeals to realism all too often conceal the lazy peddling of clichés.

Surely it’s not cultural snobbery to prefer a more challenging option. If books are harder to get into than films, they are all the more satisfying for it, and their influence is the more profound. A film is yet to change to world.

To use a garishly modern word for a simple concept, books are an interface, a tangible interaction with someone else’s thoughts. Ever since St Augustine spotted St Ambrose reading – bizarrely – in silence, the act has taken on a ritual or sacramental quality. The appeal of books evades concise definition; language has limits, as do all forms of expression, and the novel has confronted this fact over the last century. But you need only imagine the walls of the Bodleian lined with a shiny collection of DVDs to realise something very special is at stake.

Intoxficated

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Morning all. It’s good to be back in the city of dreaming spires and perspiring dreams. This week’s tipple of choice is whisky, or whiskey if we’re drinking the Irish stuff. First, however, a warning: whisky appreciation is a fine pursuit, perhaps even a noble one, but only if done consensually and practiced behind closed doors. Single malts are very much of the same school as cravats, moustaches, and cigars – a lot of fun but inherently risible.

I don’t have the space or the inclination to write in detail about the technicalities of whisky. Broadly speaking, there’s blended whisky, a blend of malt and grain whisky e.g. Bell’s or Famous Grouse, and there’s single malt, which comes from a single distillery and is the stuff people fuss over – the distinctive taste comes from the fact that peat fires are used to dry the malted barley. Highland Park 12 I find is a very good reasonably priced benchmark, but I’d shop around Oddbins who usually have a couple of good deals. If you’re really interested in whisky though, I’d recommend going to the Whisky Shop on Turl Street. The owner is friendly, knowledgeable and very happy to come and give JCR tastings.
I must admit though that I usually drink whisky with ginger ale, the blended stuff of course. It’s a fantastic drink, giving a bit of oomph and a bit of depth to a standard ginger ale, and really takes the edge of your thirst. The problem is that it slips down so quickly that you have to order a beer or something with it to avoid repeat visits to the bar.

Another good use of whisky is the Hot Toddy. Mix equal amounts of whisky and boiling water, add a teaspoon of honey, a slice of lemon and a cinnamon stick and cloves. Sip with care as it needs to be boiling hot. I’m told that the Toddy is very good for curing colds and sore throats, but I think it’s much better sipped beside the braziers in the Turf. Enjoy.

ITV, as easy as ABC?

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Michael Jermey has undoubtedly had continued success in both his careers at ITN and more recently at ITV, culminating in his recent victory in being selected as one of the three broadcasters to transmit the televised election debates. A former student of Brasenose and editor of, you guessed it, Cherwell during the 80s, he has had the career that every young journalist aspires to. Today, with so many of us leaving Oxford and going straight into great money in finance and law, I thought I’d find out a little more about an industry that isn’t shouted about on the Milk Round, and of course delve into Jermey’s recent success with the TV debates, and his own experiences at Oxford.

Jermey may have left university around 25 years ago but I wanted to find out how he started his career back in the 80s; has that much really changed, or do the core values still apply when striving for a job in journalism? ‘I wanted to go into journalism before I went to Oxford and all the time I was in Oxford, and I was absolutely committed to a career in journalism. It was difficult then, as it is now; I wrote hundreds of letters to every media outlet I could think of. I got hundreds of rejections. I was eventually very lucky to be taken on as the most junior current affairs researcher at central television. I started at current affairs; I was then fortunate to get a place as a trainee on the ITN trainee scheme. That was, at that time, a great grounding in television journalism- ITN gave me enormous opportunities over the years to follow.

‘The advice I would give to people wanting to go into journalism now is follow their dream. Volunteer to work wherever you can, get whatever grounding you can. I think there are a number of very good post-graduate courses now, and if it’s what you want to do and you’re persistent enough about it, and you have some ability, you will succeed. Those first steps in are tough, but you need persistence and dedication to it.’

Yet things have certainly changed; we have moved from daily news updates being an innovation to constant interactivity through the internet and social networking- the place for TV news journalism is surely diminishing. When I asked Jermey if there would always be a place for TV news, he quickly qualified, ‘Always is a long word’. But did current times show that the market for TV news was falling and would indeed continue to fall?

‘I think one of the interesting things is that during the era of massive growth in digital and social media there is still an awful lot of television. Television viewing is not dropping. In fact people are spending more time interacting with different screens through the day. And the fact that you can now get television on the move actually fills in more timing. If you look at a number of the surveys, a number of them actually suggest that television viewing has gone up.

‘I think that people over the years ahead will continue to consume media in developing forms and varying forms. Television itself will change. But I think video as a medium for news will continue forever, whether you call that television news or whether you call that something else. Perhaps that matters rather less, the power of pictures and the ability to communicate information through the combination of words and pictures, which was one of the most powerful developments of the 20th century, I’m sure will continue in varying forms in the 21st.’

Indeed, the TV election debates in which Jermey was heavily involved were followed by people not only on television, but through social networking sites and the internet as well. With about 10 million tuning into ITV’s first election debate, it was an undisputable success, with an audience that could compete with the viewing figures for an England football International:

‘I think they were a great thing for British journalism. People had wanted to have election debates between the leaders at elections right back to the 1960s when the Kennedy/ Nixon debate happened in the States, and somebody at each election had normally resisted- normally the incumbent, normally the prime minister hadn’t seen an advantage in coming down to the same level as their opponents and I think the broadcasters this time persuaded the parties to sign up to an agreement that made the three debates actually happen, which everybody was very pleased about. It was a proud moment for all three broadcasters that there were debates, and that they had such a positive impact on the election. I think people watched them in large numbers and they thought the public debate was really engaging, they thought on television and on other forms of media.’

But Michael Jermey wasn’t always at the forefront of broadcasting innovation; he did his time at Cherwell, editing the paper during 1984, and it would seem some things certainly haven’t changed: ‘ Yeah, during the time I was editor of Cherwell we were threatened with being sued several times. Nobody successfully pursued that, whether that was because ultimately a student newspaper couldn’t damage a reputation or whether it was because they didn’t have a case, I don’t know.’

So it would seem scandal isn’t anything new at Cherwell, although it would appear computers are a relatively new addition, ‘Working on Cherwell was then, as I suspect it is now, a great deal of fun, and the chance to take a first step in journalism, working with other people who had enormous enthusiasm for what we did. And in the era pre mobile phones, pre texting, there was a lot of walking around Oxford to find your sources, to find your interviews, and you put scripts together on typewriters and old-fashioned type-setting rather than on computers. There wasn’t a computer in the Cherwell office in 1984, there probably was within a year or so. You know, it was an exciting time and a time I remember with great fondness, even to this day, and I’ve got friends that I met at either Brasenose or who I met through Cherwell, and I would encourage anybody who’s interested in journalism to work on one the student media outlets at Oxford.’
Michael has come a long way from his days at Oxford and has seen his career soar into success, in a field that is simply the opposite of ‘as easy as ABC’ to break into. However, memories of his time at Oxford are still hard to shake, and we end our conversation with his reflections: ‘The best memories are actually of friends and conversation and the arguing over ideas, and three years when you’re mixing with people who are interested in exploring ideas and different approaches to the world – you might not get that again with that intensity. It is a time I look back on with great fondness and happy memories, and you do make friends who you do know for life.’ I haven’t even left yet and I’m getting nostalgic.

ITV, as easy as ABC?

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Michael Jermey has undoubtedly had continued success in both his careers at ITN and more recently at ITV, culminating in his recent victory in being selected as one of the three broadcasters to transmit the televised election debates. A former student of Brasenose and editor of, you guessed it, Cherwell during the 80s, he has had the career that every young journalist aspires to. Today, with so many of us leaving Oxford and going straight into great money in finance and law, I thought I’d find out a little more about an industry that isn’t shouted about on the Milk Round, and of course delve into Jermey’s recent success with the TV debates, and his own experiences at Oxford.

Jermey may have left university around 25 years ago but I wanted to find out how he started his career back in the 80s; has that much really changed, or do the core values still apply when striving for a job in journalism? ‘I wanted to go into journalism before I went to Oxford and all the time I was in Oxford, and I was absolutely committed to a career in journalism. It was difficult then, as it is now; I wrote hundreds of letters to every media outlet I could think of. I got hundreds of rejections. I was eventually very lucky to be taken on as the most junior current affairs researcher at central television. I started at current affairs; I was then fortunate to get a place as a trainee on the ITN trainee scheme. That was, at that time, a great grounding in television journalism- ITN gave me enormous opportunities over the years to follow.

‘The advice I would give to people wanting to go into journalism now is follow their dream. Volunteer to work wherever you can, get whatever grounding you can. I think there are a number of very good post-graduate courses now, and if it’s what you want to do and you’re persistent enough about it, and you have some ability, you will succeed. Those first steps in are tough, but you need persistence and dedication to it.’

Yet things have certainly changed; we have moved from daily news updates being an innovation to constant interactivity through the internet and social networking- the place for TV news journalism is surely diminishing. When I asked Jermey if there would always be a place for TV news, he quickly qualified, ‘Always is a long word’. But did current times show that the market for TV news was falling and would indeed continue to fall?

‘I think one of the interesting things is that during the era of massive growth in digital and social media there is still an awful lot of television. Television viewing is not dropping. In fact people are spending more time interacting with different screens through the day. And the fact that you can now get television on the move actually fills in more timing. If you look at a number of the surveys, a number of them actually suggest that television viewing has gone up.

‘I think that people over the years ahead will continue to consume media in developing forms and varying forms. Television itself will change. But I think video as a medium for news will continue forever, whether you call that television news or whether you call that something else. Perhaps that matters rather less, the power of pictures and the ability to communicate information through the combination of words and pictures, which was one of the most powerful developments of the 20th century, I’m sure will continue in varying forms in the 21st.’

Indeed, the TV election debates in which Jermey was heavily involved were followed by people not only on television, but through social networking sites and the internet as well. With about 10 million tuning into ITV’s first election debate, it was an undisputable success, with an audience that could compete with the viewing figures for an England football International:

‘I think they were a great thing for British journalism. People had wanted to have election debates between the leaders at elections right back to the 1960s when the Kennedy/ Nixon debate happened in the States, and somebody at each election had normally resisted- normally the incumbent, normally the prime minister hadn’t seen an advantage in coming down to the same level as their opponents and I think the broadcasters this time persuaded the parties to sign up to an agreement that made the three debates actually happen, which everybody was very pleased about. It was a proud moment for all three broadcasters that there were debates, and that they had such a positive impact on the election. I think people watched them in large numbers and they thought the public debate was really engaging, they thought on television and on other forms of media.’

But Michael Jermey wasn’t always at the forefront of broadcasting innovation; he did his time at Cherwell, editing the paper during 1984, and it would seem some things certainly haven’t changed: ‘ Yeah, during the time I was editor of Cherwell we were threatened with being sued several times. Nobody successfully pursued that, whether that was because ultimately a student newspaper couldn’t damage a reputation or whether it was because they didn’t have a case, I don’t know.’

So it would seem scandal isn’t anything new at Cherwell, although it would appear computers are a relatively new addition, ‘Working on Cherwell was then, as I suspect it is now, a great deal of fun, and the chance to take a first step in journalism, working with other people who had enormous enthusiasm for what we did. And in the era pre mobile phones, pre texting, there was a lot of walking around Oxford to find your sources, to find your interviews, and you put scripts together on typewriters and old-fashioned type-setting rather than on computers. There wasn’t a computer in the Cherwell office in 1984, there probably was within a year or so. You know, it was an exciting time and a time I remember with great fondness, even to this day, and I’ve got friends that I met at either Brasenose or who I met through Cherwell, and I would encourage anybody who’s interested in journalism to work on one the student media outlets at Oxford.’
Michael has come a long way from his days at Oxford and has seen his career soar into success, in a field that is simply the opposite of ‘as easy as ABC’ to break into. However, memories of his time at Oxford are still hard to shake, and we end our conversation with his reflections: ‘The best memories are actually of friends and conversation and the arguing over ideas, and three years when you’re mixing with people who are interested in exploring ideas and different approaches to the world – you might not get that again with that intensity. It is a time I look back on with great fondness and happy memories, and you do make friends who you do know for life.’ I haven’t even left yet and I’m getting nostalgic.

Lecturers speak out for students

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The president of the lecturers’ union UCU, Alan Whitaker, has signed a letter supporting protesters who attacked the Conservative party HQ last week.

Following the protests on 10 November in London against government proposals to raise university tuition fees, fifty eight people are known to have been arrested, including at least one Oxford University student.

In the statement, signed by twenty four members of the UCU’s national executive, called for academics to “stand with those students who were arrested”.

This comes after a man was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder for throwing a fire extinguisher of the top of Millbank Tower in last week’s protests.

The action met with widespread condemnation from protesters inside Millbank, and shortly after the extinguisher was thrown, a chant went up of “Stop throwing shit!”

Frances Foley, a Philosophy and German student at Wadham, who had been inside Millbank, described how the action was “met with fury” from the crowd below, and how it prompted chanting “more deafening than any of the other slogans of the afternoon.” She said the moment was “shocking, but wholly unrepresentative of the tactics of the demonstrators”.

However, the statement signed by Whitaker, sub-titled “Great Start and No to Victimisations”, called for university staff to “rally behind all who were arrested for fighting to defend their education”.

This is at odds with the UCU’s official line, who had previously condemned the violence as “totally unacceptable”. When asked whether the union’s line had changed in light of its President’s support for the statement, the UCU press officer confirmed that it had not.

He stated that Whitaker had been “speaking in a personal capacity” and was “not endorsed by the union”.

He continued that the UCU “did not condone intimidation, violence, or damage of property.”

However, he did not believe that the conflict of views was an issue for the President. He said that “differences of opinion were not uncommon,” and that “we wouldn’t sack someone for their personal opinion, when the whole point [of UCU] was to fight to defend academics and free speech.”

Yet, the statement signed by the UCU president refused to side with those “who condemn the violence against windows and property but will not condemn or even name the long-term violence of cuts that will scar the lives of hundreds of thousands by denying them access to the education of their choice”.

Unions including the UCU have been criticised for their refusal to support the protesters. In a statement last week, lecturers at Goldsmiths distanced themselves from UCU, condemning “the divisive and, in our view, counter productive statements issued by the UCU and NUS leadership concerning the occupation of the Conservative Party HQ.”

The lecturers at Goldsmiths continued that “the real violence in this situation relates not to a smashed window but to the destructive impact of the cuts and privatisation that will follow if tuition fees are increased and if massive reductions in higher education funding are implemented.”

The government condemned the statement released by the Goldsmiths’ lecturers, saying “Praising violence over peaceful protest is frankly irresponsible.”

However, a feeling that the direct action of protesters at Millbank was justified has been echoed by students at the protest.

Foley argued that “what the Tories are planning for this country renders a few broken windows and a couple of rootless geraniums insignificant to the point of absurdity.”

Get your cyber-coat, you’ve pulled…

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I think everyone has been in one of those conversations with one of those couples who almost make you feel obliged to ask how they first met. Or maybe lack of conversation has led you to the same easy question. But in the history of this classic Q&A has anyone actually ever been given the reply: “Oh we met on an internet dating website”? I certainly haven’t.

Internet dating is the Voldemort of the dating world; no one speaks of it because of the sheer fear it inspires, in this case the fear of being marked with the scar of complete desperation. For me it conjures up images of balding old men pretending to be the Calvin Klein model they’ve googled and set as their profile picture in order to lure in the younger woman; it should come with the tagline ‘if you can’t date in the real world, try the internet.’

However, nowadays, internet dating gives you everything upfront: your interests and what, or should I say, who, you’re looking for are laid out for all to see. You don’t have to go on several dates to realise you actually have nothing in common and that your respective interests of wrestling and knitting can’t be reconciled.

At the top of the pile there’s match.com, with reportedly over 20 million members and websites in 25 countries covering 8 different languages. But if mainstream isn’t your thing there’s sure to be something to suit your niche. All in the name of good research, I decided to take a look at a few and join some myself. Not for genuine reasons- this was purely experimental (we hope). In my search for the best and most bizarre sites I came across some absolute gems: tallmingle.com described itself as “The best and largest site in the world for meeting tall friends, tall singles, and tall admirers”… “Tall admirers”, since when was that a thing? The idea of an affinity of height meaning an affinity of heart is surely a pretty alien one, but I suppose common ground could be found, complaining about low level ceilings and the price of getting your trousers lengthened and so forth. And admittedly things were about to get more peculiar when I stumbled across womenbehindbars.com – advertising itself as such, “These female prisoners are looking for love, marriage, pen-pals, and a good solid relationship with men and women in the free world. We have had several marriages and countless relationships.”

So you’ve done the crime and now have to pay the time… with a bit of internet dating on the side; surely this wasn’t advertised in court? But this site boasts results, showing the scope of internet dating even in the most adverse situations (plus the lack of a need to actually date people face-to-face does make it ideal for those in jail or under house arrest).

So it was that I found myself signing up to two internet dating sites, having squabbled with my fellow lifestyle editor about who was going to actually do this- when my profiles get found in 10 years time and my (non-existent) career in the public eye is severely damaged, she will be sorry. Or not. I decided to go for the notorious beautifulpeople.com and the less well-known, but equally ridiculous bluesmatch.com, exclusive to those who have been to Oxbridge. One incredibly vain, one incredibly pretentious, what’s not to like?

beautifulpeople.com

As the name suggests, shallow is this website’s middle name. The idea is that you start your profileand go on a trial period when people vote on your photo and decide whether to let you become a full member or not. Thus, in the face of such poor values I decided to make myself incredibly weird (see profile below)…My interests included the sitar and the line “I hope one day to become a professional musician so the world can hear the rhythm of my soul”. And the photo was equally bizarre; I won’t lie I staged it for this occasion, I don’t usually hang out in the sort of garb on exhibit here: a cricketing hat, 80s gilet, size 11 Timberland boots and a leather glove, not to mention the sitar. I didn’t know what this world of ‘beautiful’ people would make of me, I was almost excited about the onslaught. But within minutes of joining I was getting messages on my wall asking me about my sitar, and sharing with me their various musical interests- this was going better than I hoped. Perhaps beautifulpeople.com was a place for people to talk about interests and passions, rather than boast of their good looks and seek to somehow find someone anywhere near equal to their beauty. However, the illusion of this being anything more than a seedy dating site was quickly shattered by an email from a man older than my parents, yes older, with the charming line: “You look sweet in your photo, bet you ain’t just sweet ;)”… Cheeky wink? I’m a third of your age! My mind had been made up: shallow and shady, this was not a place to hang out. And a piece of advice if you’re thinking of joining, do not add your Uni account as your email address… Alongside emails from various tutors I get messages telling me that ‘Eduardo’ has hugged me. I can safely promise you that Eduardo and I have never met, let alone hugged.

bluesmatch.com

So maybe I would have more success with bluesmatch.com. Plus this was the closest chance I’d have to ever having ‘Blue’ anywhere near my name (my sporting talent has shockingly been largely unrecognised at Oxford). The idea at the outset sounds incredibly pretentious: a place for only Oxbridge people to hang out, no riff-raff allowed. And so yet again I created another ridiculous alter-ego (see profile above). This time a Jack Wills (yes , the photo is staged), Kukui V.I.P- maaaate -loving socialite. However, once you joined the website you could sort of see the point, as many people had naturally similar interests and experiences to share. Of course the element of sleaze was still a problem; as a website for people who have been to Oxbridge, not for those who are currently still at it, the clientele was more than a little older than me. Divorced, retired, (almost) OAP, yet still emailing a 20 year old…concerning.

Bluesmatch.com does offer something else though: the chance for the website doing the hard work for you. They offer you matches based on your profile, and have even given me a few 100% compatible options. The first 100% match they gave me was fair enough: a young guy who described himself as ‘sporty but nice’, a good fit for someone who had stated in their profile, ‘I love rugby guys- if you’re not a blue, I’m not interested. LOL.’ Nevertheless, the reliability of bluesmatch’s matching service was about to plummet with the next 100% match putting me, a self-confessed 20 year old party girl in my profile, with a 60 (at best) year old, ‘walker, bridge player, opera buff, gourmet and self-employed legal consultant’. Wow, they’d gone off-piste with that suggestion.
Ultimately, internet dating is more successful for the older
generation, the divorced or retired who don’t get so many opportunities to meet new people, who are interested in the same things or who have shared the same experiences. But here, while you’re at Uni, you’re exposed to new people of your age every day, and quite frankly you’re as likely to find your soul-mate at Fuzzy Ducks as on any of the websites I tried.