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Unbecoming Jane

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Jane Austen’s writing contained numerous “counter-grammatical” mistakes and “broke most of the rules for writing good English”, new research at Oxford has shown.

Professor Kathryn Sutherland, an English tutor at St Anne’s, has studied more than 1,100 pages of Austen’s handwritten manuscripts, and noted hundreds of spelling mistakes and strong traces of regional dialect.

“The polished punctuation and epigrammatic style we see in Emma and Persuasion is simply not here,” said Professor Sutherland, who has spent three years working on the texts, comparing the published versions and the manuscripts line by line.

“The reputation of no other English novelist rests so firmly on this issue of style, on the poise and emphasis of sentence and phrase, captured in precisely weighed punctuation” says Sutherland.
“But in reading the manuscripts it quickly becomes clear that this delicate precision is missing.”

Austen’s original drafts were much more colloquial and free-flowing than the published texts of her novels, and closer to the spoken language of the day.

“This is a shock,” said Charlotte Geater, a finalist from Teddy Hall.
“Obviously spelling at the time varied depending on where you lived, but the discovered syntax and structure are so different from the style of the novels that I feel cheated.”

Austen’s carefully crafted prose seems to have been heavily influenced by her editor, the scholar and part-time poet William Gifford.

Despite these findings, Professor Sutherland admitted that the novelist was “even better at writing dialogue and conversation than her published novels suggest.”

“Her style is much more intimate and relaxed, more conversational,” said Sutherland.

“Her punctuation is much more sloppy, more like the kind of thing our students do and we tell them not to.”

A bloody night at Fuzzy Ducks

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A student was violently attacked at Fuzzy Ducks this week, as bar staff looked on, and students who tried to report the assault were thrown out of the club.

Two Christ Church students witnessed the assault, which took place in the early hours of Thursday.

Hannah Cutmore-Scott, a third year Engineer at Christ Church, said, “I was standing on the dance floor in Fuzzy Ducks and I felt like I was being sprayed with water. I looked down and my hands and arms were covered in blood; I had no idea where it was coming from.
“I looked around and I saw this guy being beaten up on the dance floor, about a metre away from where I was standing. It was really shocking and awful, I have never seen anything like it in a central Oxford club”

Another eyewitness confirmed that the victim was being punched in the face, and that blood was pouring out of his head, nose and mouth.
The two Christ Church students went to the bar to alert staff about the assault. However they found that the woman at the bar refused to call anyone for help, or give them a glass of water to wash the sprayed blood off their bodies.

Shortly after this, a bouncer arrived and took the victim outside, at which point the crowd dispersed and the assailant ran away.
Georgia Lindsay, a third year English student at Christ Church who also witnessed the attack, said, “We wanted to report the assault, so we could give our statements as eye witnesses.

“So we asked the bouncer what we could do and who we could speak to. He just told us to go back in and dance.”

The students then went outside to see if the police had arrived, so that they could give a witness statement directly. However, they were told by the bouncer outside that “no one is interested” and were barred from re-entering the club.

Cutmore-Scott said, “the bouncer was so rude to us, we told him we were only trying to help and he threw us out”.

Shortly after the assault had taken place, the victim said that he could not remember how he had incurred his facial injuries.
He told the police later that evening that he was unsure whether he was punched or whether he had fallen over.

A spokesperson from Thames Valley Police said “An incident was reported at 12.58am on Wednesday 27th October. An officer on routine control in Cowley Road was stopped by door staff at the O2 Academy.

“There was a male with a blood covered face, who said he could not remember if he was assaulted or fell over.

“Ambulances were called and he was taken to the John Radcliffe hospital. We have been trying to get in contact with him but have not heard from him since. We cannot fully investigate the case until the injured party gets in touch.”

Fuzzy Ducks is held every Wednesday night at the O2 Academy, at 190 Cowley Road. The night was voted by mens’ magazine FHM as being the easiest place to pull in the UK.

This week Fuzzy Ducks invited its guests to “Wear your favourite fancy dress and come enjoy the cheapest drinks…Let’s get ducked!”

Hertford bid bye-bye to bar

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Hertford College is to hold a ball at the end of Michaelmas to commemorate their formerly student-run bar. Profits from the award-winning drinkery will be used to celebrate its passing.
Former Bar Manager Oliver Stephenson proposed a motion for a “Winter Ball to celebrate and honour the life and memory of the student-run Hertford Bar” at the College EGM on Sunday of 0th week.
The ball is to be entitled ‘The Last Pango’, in reference to the infamous Hertford ‘Pango’ cocktail, which has been described as “so strong it’s illegal”.

The motion informed the College that the JCR bar bank account had £10,940.36, and suggested that this should be put towards the ball. It added, “The JCR should also contribute to the most fantastic sending-off possible, in line with our affection.”

However Christina Head, a third year History student, opposed the expenditure of the full amount and £4,999.99 was instead contributed from the appropriate JCR funds.

This means that the amount spent on each guest at the ball will be around £90: almost double the per capita expenditure of Hertford’s last summer ball.

In Trinity term of last year a professional was brought in to manage the JCR bar by Hertford College’s authorities. 96% of the JCR voted to oppose the abolition of student management, but the changes still went forward.

Anaar Patel, Hertford JCR’s Vice-President, said, “Everybody I’ve spoken to has expressed their regret and sadness that the bar has been privatised. The atmosphere down there is clinical and empty and the drinks are expensive.”

However second year Law student Jonny Ward was less downbeat. He said, “The bar went out with a bang last term, but now we want to add a bit of glam to its passing. Bring on the Pangos!”

Controversial position adopted at Union

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The Oxford Union has passed a motion to introduce a new office of Librarian-Elect, at a vote held before the debate last Thursday.
If put into effect, the next Union elections will see members voting not only for the Librarian to serve during the oncoming term, but also for the one after. This system is already used for the positions of President and Treasurer.

Union press officer Alistair Walker said that the office of the Librarian-Elect is designed to “give our members even greater access to top speakers.”

However, at least one current member of Standing Committee has questioned the need for reforms, suggesting that the motion stems from “political motivation” by prospective candidates in this term’s elections.

Union elections are commonly contested on the basis of a group “slate”.

One effect of the motion is to allow several candidates to run together unopposed by creating a new position to be elected this term.
The Union said that the office of Librarian-Elect will bring “greater long-term continuity to the office of the Librarian” and will give new Librarians a “chance to begin inviting speakers earlier in the academic year.”

A former member of Standing Committee disagreed, suggesting that there are “political considerations” involved in establishing the position.

The member explained that there are “normally two slates” but that this term there will “probably only be one” due to the fact that “there aren’t enough people running for election to fill two.”

“Normally a group of four or so senior hacks gang together to run for election as a slate, but one slate isn’t big enough for everyone.
“With another position up for grabs, everyone can run for a position uncontested and now no one needs to worry about losing.”

However the motion to create the position passed by an overwhelming majority of 228 votes to 14 at the debate on the matter.
Jonathan Edwards, a second-year Balliol student who participated in the vote, explained that, “after several incidents where speakers have pulled out at short notice and complained of poor organization, I found the argument that the old system was inadequate convincing.”
Edwards continued that although he “did wonder whether it might be convenient for some people if there was another officer position,” he was “only hoping to see the Union run more competently.”

The Union will also be holding a poll “to ensure that all members, not just those present in the Chamber at the time, will be given a chance to vote on the proposal.”

Each member of the Union will receive a ballot paper this week, and the results will be due in on Tuesday.

"Disgusting initiations condemned"

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The Oxford University women’s lacrosse team has been heavily criticised this week for holding “extremely tasteless” initiations which involved students dressing as babies and teenage mothers.
Photographs sent to Cherwell yesterday show first year students being initiated into the lacrosse team wearing nappies, sucking on babies’ dummies, and with bibs taped around their necks.
One picture shows a student being fed baby food by an older team member, while another shows alcohol being poured into an initiee’s mouth from a baby bottle.

The ‘Babies and Teenage Moms’-themed event, which took place on Wednesday night, appears to have begun in a student house. The freshers can be seen outdoors wearing only white T-shirts and nappies, which have been secured to their bodies with parcel tape. Many are visibly filthy and soaking.

Lacrosse players who are already members of the team were dressed as ‘teenage mothers’, wearing gold jewellery and tracksuits.
One picture shows the initiees sitting lined up against a wall in a military manner. Another shows the ‘babies’ in a queue to be fed a white mixture from paper plates.

Jane Dougherty, current captain of the blues lacrosse team, can be seen pushing a plate up into the face of one student for her to eat from, while holding her hand out of the way.

The team later proceeded to Park End, where a number of the initiees were pictured lying on the floor of the club.

When contacted by Cherwell, Dougherty declined to comment on whether she felt the initiations had been offensive. She said that the theme had been chosen by a committee of OULC members.

One former member of the lacrosse team said “I think that the theme is extremely tasteless, especially as lacrosse is a sport played almost exclusively at private schools.

“The ‘lash culture’ of the lacrosse team made me feel uncomfortable during my time on the team and I fear that freshers will have felt pressured into drinking too much and embarrassing themselves.”
President of the Oxford University Sports Federation, Enni-Kukka Tuomala, declined to comment on the lacrosse team’s behaviour on Wednesday.

However she added, “We do not condone any Club initiations and all the Sports Clubs know their responsibilities and University regulations that are included in every Club’s Constitution and Code of Conduct.
“The safety and well-being of our students is a priority.”

A second year student at St. Edmund Hall said, “I don’t have a problem with initiations in principle, but these look disgusting.
“I don’t understand why so many people at Oxford find it funny to dress up as disadvantaged people and then get ‘battered’. It’s very embarrassing and I hope that those involved realise how stupid they look.”

The photographs of the initiations were available on Facebook until around 6pm on Thursday, at which point they were removed. Cherwell has chosen to protect the identity of those involved.

"Disgusting" initiations condemned

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The Oxford University women’s lacrosse team has been heavily criticised this week for holding “extremely tasteless” initiations which involved students dressing as babies and teenage mothers.

Photographs sent to Cherwell yesterday show first year students being initiated into the lacrosse team wearing nappies, sucking on babies’ dummies, and with bibs taped around their necks.

One picture shows a student being fed baby food by an older team member, while another shows alcohol being poured into an initiee’s mouth from a baby bottle.

The ‘Babies and Teenage Moms’-themed event, which took place on Wednesday night, appears to have begun in a student house. The freshers can be seen outdoors wearing only white T-shirts and nappies, which have been secured to their bodies with parcel tape. Many are visibly filthy and soaking.

Lacrosse players who are already members of the team were dressed as ‘teenage mothers’, wearing gold jewellery and tracksuits.

One picture shows the initiees sitting lined up against a wall in a military manner. Another shows the ‘babies’ in a queue to be fed a white mixture from paper plates.

The current captain of the blues lacrosse team can be seen pushing a plate up into the face of one student for her to eat from, while holding her hand out of the way.

When contacted by Cherwell, she declined to comment on whether she felt the initiations had been offensive. She said that the theme had been chosen by a committee of OULC members.

The team later proceeded to Park End, where a number of the initiees were pictured lying on the floor of the club.

One former member of the lacrosse team said “I think that the theme is extremely tasteless, especially as lacrosse is a sport played almost exclusively at private schools.

“The ‘lash culture’ of the lacrosse team made me feel uncomfortable during my time on the team and I fear that freshers will have felt pressured into drinking too much and embarrassing themselves.”

President of the Oxford University Sports Federation, Enni-Kukka Tuomala, declined to comment on the lacrosse team’s behaviour on Wednesday.

However she added, “We do not condone any Club initiations and all the Sports Clubs know their responsibilities and University regulations that are included in every Club’s Constitution and Code of Conduct.

“The safety and well-being of our students is a priority.”

A second year student at St. Edmund Hall said, “I don’t have a problem with initiations in principle, but these look disgusting.

“I don’t understand why so many people at Oxford find it funny to dress up as disadvantaged people and then get ‘battered’. It’s very embarrassing and I hope that those involved realise how stupid they look.”

The photographs of the initiations were available on Facebook until around 6pm on Thursday, at which point they were removed. Cherwell has chosen to protect the identity of those involved.

Latin should be available to all

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Pupils and parents were not the only ones on tenterhooks this summer as the day for GCSE results approached. Some of us in the Oxford Classics faculty were expectant too, for this was the first year when our own Outreach Scheme GCSE Latin group would take the exam. GCSE takers have usually had 250+ hours’ teaching for each subject; our group had much less, only two hours each Saturday morning for two-and-a-half years. But still they did very well indeed – nineteen passes at A*–D level, including three A*s and three As. The scheme started in winter of 2007–8. It is one thing to go to a school and give a taster of something classical; the difficulty has always been to give some follow-up to that first contact.

Best way, we thought, was to run a pilot class and see how it went. The response was overwhelming: we ran two pilot classes side-by-side, and even so we could not take everyone who wanted. Still, we thought, there were bound to be drop-outs. Some would surely not like it; some would simply find they didn’t have time; some would be rather different people at sixteen from what they had been at fourteen. But in fact enthusiasm lasted till the end, and we lost only four along the way.

Who was going to teach them? First thought was to do it ourselves; second was that we might be hot stuff at teaching Latin but not at teaching children, and that so concentrated a course needed professionals. We were lucky in the local teachers who agreed to do it, Sponsorship from OUP provided the Oxford Latin Course for one group, and from CUP the Cambridge Latin Course for another. Thus on a cold morning in February 2008, we were away.

How do the students feel about it now? They don’t think of Latin as the ‘dead language’ which many call it, and have been happy to consider be part of a minority of state school pupils studying Latin- that sort of course seems too often to be reserved for public school pupils. As one student explained, ‘everyone in the class wanted to learn. It didn’t feel like the normal school lesson.’

Teachers as well as pupils have found it rewarding. ‘Latin isn’t easy,’ says one teacher, ‘and people who have been effortlessly good at everything else find they have to try. That challenge can alarm – or it can inspire. I think that’s why they got up on Saturday mornings for two years. They were inspired, they discovered a world they hadn’t known was there through the ideas and stories of the ancient Roman writers. It was an inspiring class to teach!’

What now? There are two new generations starting classes, one of them in Oxford and one in Chipping Norton, again with full support from the Faculty; St Edward’s School, Oxford is also supporting. As for our first students, we hope that some will have the chance to study classical subjects in the sixth form and perhaps at university. Even those who do not may well find in thirty years’ time that they are the ones who can explain what a Latin inscription means. If so, they will look back proudly on those Saturday mornings long ago.

Niall Ferguson: The history boy

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The popular historian should produce their facts and state their case in a manner which can capture the imagination of the man in the street. Everyone should be able to understand what he is on about and come away better informed about the world and their place in it. Niall Ferguson rather tightropes between the popular and the academic. His books are rigorously researched. But they are about decidedly populist things and are perhaps deliberately contentious. All the same, he is amongst our best historians. He is able to take a big slice of history and boil it down so that it not only says something new but is accessible to a wider audience.

Ferguson is sometimes described as ‘controversial’, which is fair enough. Some believe that Ferguson is a white supremacist, apologist for empire, and opponent of equality and diversity in the classroom. Of course, such opinions are founded on existing political predjudices, always articulated by those who, like me, are Ferguson’s political opponents. Certainly Ferguson is markedly right-wing, and in my view rather Whiggish in his histories. (Whiggish, by the way, is somewhat technical jargon for a belief in moral progress towards nineteenth-century Protestant capitalist parliamentarianism, but you’re probably not interested.)

Notionally, the Tories have appointed Ferguson to a post advising the government on reforming the history curriculum. But, as he wearily remarks from behind a barrage of checked-shirt professionalism, ‘there’s no formal structure at all. I’m not even sure Simon [Schama] has been appointed Tsar. It all exists in the imaginations of journalists because of a few informal and rather spontaneous conversations at Hay. At this stage we’re just talking about what might be done better in history in schools.’ It looks like his opponents might have less to worry about than they hoped.

On the other hand, Ferguson has some very strong opinions about what could be done better. ‘Far too many people give up history too soon compared with our continental counterparts. We need to make it compulsory for another year. And we’ve got to stop teaching it in these segments that aren’t connected. Through accident or design people leave school only knowing about Henry VIII, Hitler and Martin Luther King Jr. That is not a caricature. The extent to which huge proportions of time are devoted to the Third Reich is just extraordinary. So my preference would be for people to cover a broad sweep of history, to get some sense of the narrative arc of history. That should be done at both the level of national history, but also at the global and international level. I think the need for history to be taught as world history is very, very important.’

His own work is noticeably broad. He has written volumes on the British and American Empires, the First World War, the Rothschilds and financial services. This lack of focus extends to the education system. ‘I don’t see any particular period as exceptionally important. For me the really important thing is to get the continuum so that when somebody leaves school they’ve got a sense of the major events that produced the country and the modern world. It’s not as if I’d say God, we’ve really got to do the English Civil War or the reign of Henry VIII. Every historian that I read when I was your age was making a grand claim about his or her little sub-period- “oh it was the Tudor revolution in government, oh it was this oh it was that.” Come on guys. The truth is that there isn’t actually some kind of super-seminal event. Macaulay thought it was the Glorious Revolution, which magically produces modern Britain. It’s a continuum. That’s how history works.’

Ferguson is perhaps a tad elitist in his view of history at the centre of the curriculum. To be fair he seems to mostly be interested in knowledge being gained for its own sake. That, he says, is something we’ve lost sight of. ‘It seems to me that ignorance of ancient literature and culture is one of our major aesthetic problems. In my view a properly educated person, even at school, should learn not only modern but also ancient history. It’s an important part of what makes Western civilisation special – the Greeks even more than the Romans but the Romans too. This is the great danger: that we take a crude utilitarian view of education. “If it’s not going to help you work for Samsung forget it.” I mean, tcha!’

The danger of the end of historical excellence is something which Ferguson is extremely concerned with. His mole-like Scottish eyebrows furrow at the thought. ‘If decline continued at its rate, then in fifty years’ time we would have achieved a total ignorance of history on behalf of people leaving school. We’re very close to letting that happen. I mean it’s astonishing if you look at surveys of school leavers and university entrants, just complete ignorance of the past – shocking ignorance. If you’d told me the survey was of drop-outs from secondary school in an inner city I would believe it. But university entrants and even people taking courses in history! They know nothing! What exactly this strange thing is called the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? I would say probably 98% of people leave British schools without knowing that’s the name of their country. Why bother, you know?’

Ferguson has an acute sense of excitement about the past. He was a Magdalen man who taught here and Cambridge. Then the books were published, and the money rolled in. No longer tied down by tutorial commitments, he is free to pursue a Jamie Oliver-like campaign for better education. This includes visits to schools. ‘I had a very exciting conversational class with a bunch of working-class kids in the East End earlier this year. We spent the morning talking about what might be an interesting way of looking at the past. And my sense was that there’s enormous potential and enthusiasm for history even the bottom 10 or 20 per cent in educational attainment. So I don’t see this as being part of the top ten set. Everybody in this country – and the same could be said of any country – needs to have a sense of the context within which their lives unfold. They seemed extremely excited about the big questions of history – why did the West dominate the rest?’ (A rather catchphrasey catchphrase which I don’t like.)

I hate to be technical – alright, I don’t – but I asked Ferguson which historians he liked best. ‘Gibbon is still the greatest of the English-speaking historians, without question. Also Friedrich Meinecke – there are few more profound historical essays than his Causality and Values. And I was always a great admirer of A. J. P. Taylor.’ His First World War: An Illustrated History is one of my personal favourite history books. Ferguson agrees. ‘It’s a wonderful introduction to the subject. And it does show up something of the accidental error-strewn character of the war. It is in many ways not a comedy of errors but a tragedy of errors.’ And that’s that. ‘Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for me.’

The week that was: attacks on students

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What happened?

Three Oxford students were mugged last week in what appear to be arbitrary and unrelated attacks. While there were two stabbings in Cowley at the start of term, these took place in the heart of Oxford – one right outside Keble and one at 9.30pm.

Third-year Laurence Osborn was assaulted by five men who stole his phone, broke it, and sent him to A&E for his trouble: ‘I’m having flashbacks’, he says.

Thankfully that’s not a problem for Ian Maconnachie, who was punched unconscious on New Inn Hall Street: ‘I’m quite light-hearted about the whole thing’, he remarked, ‘but it was so avoidable’.
In the same week a 23-year old student had a bottle smashed on him at the corner of South Parks Road and St Cross Road. The man was walking with a group of friends when he was confronted by a larger group of people at around 10.45pm.

And is this really news?

Dreadful as these attacks are, violent assault is unfortunately nothing new in Oxford and the Cherwell archives yield legions of similar stories. Not even the hallowed halls of the colleges are safe: in 2001 a gang of thugs hurled a piece of scaffolding through the windows of St John’s while communion dinner was in process.

In 2005, a second-year was subjected to sexual assault off Cowley Road and in another extreme case earlier that year saw a middle-aged woman assaulted in the Turf Tavern itself. This is clearly not something limited to dark suburban backstreets: in 2006, incredibly, a student was assaulted in their own college room after being followed in by a burglar.

Of course, no news is arguably good news, but it’s still important for people to know that these things do occasionally happen and to be slightly more wary.

What now?

Bluntly, this sort of thing happens overnight rather than stops over night. And unless people stop going clubbing or pubbing, students will still need to walk about at night. Unless you’re on Broad Street or High Street, there’s not much chance of finding a policeman on one of these night-time excursions, and everyone has to walk back by themselves at least occasionally. With all these budget cuts, you’re unlikely to find a policeman anyway. So, short of buying a large and visable weapon, things more or less come down to luck and hoping that a particular bunch of louts aren’t going down the road at the same time as you are. Perhaps don’t parade that college scarf or vibrant Gucci as much as you might? It’s advisable to avoid the darker and quieter roads, but with attacks happening outside the King’s Arms that’s unlikely to help much. Oxford students might just have to remember that these things are rare, and that it can be much, much worse elsewhere.

5 minute tute: Supercomputers

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How powerful are supercomputers?

The term ‘supercomputer’ has been used since the 1960s to describe the fastest and most powerful computers in the world. They are used for the most challenging computational problems: for example weather forecasting and climate research and simulating the formation of stars and galaxies. Computer speed is measured in ‘Flops’. This means the number of ‘floating point operations’ per second (eg. one addition or one multiplication). Modern laptops and PCs are rated around 10 billion Flops or 10 GigaFlops. The fastest supercomputer at present is more than a hundred thousand times faster- nearly 2 quadrillion Flops or 2 PetaFlops.

How have they changed over the years?

The earliest supercomputers had a single processing unit. In the 1970s ‘vector’ supercomputers were developed which had processors that could start on the next multiplication before the previous one had finished, thus speeding up the calculation. In the 1980s most supercomputers consisted of a modest number of vector processors. The nature of supercomputers changed drastically in the 1990s with a move to ‘parallel’ architectures. Parallel computers have large numbers of processing units which all work together. The earliest parallel supercomputers had hundreds of processors but the largest machines now contain hundreds of thousands of processors.

What are supercomputers used for?

In some cases computer simulations using supercomputers can provide information that cannot be provided through experiments, or a supercomputer is either safer or cheaper than performing experiments. One example is car crash testing. Before supercomputers began to be used, it cost roughly £300,000 to perform a single car crash test. If these tests were not done and a new model coming off the production line failed the legal crash tests the car would have to be redesigned at vast cost. The cost of each car crash test was almost dominated by the cost of hand building each car to be tested. Once accurate simulations of car crash tests could be performed on supercomputers, which happened around 1990, car companies were able to save millions by performing virtual car crash tests for each new model.

What’s the future for supercomputers?

In the last few years, a number of supercomputers have been built using GPGPUs (general purpose graphical processing units which are based on the technology used in graphics cards) and it will be interesting to see whether this technology dominates the Top500 lists in future years. There are concerns about the energy consumption of supercomputers and about our ability to develop software that allows all the individual processors to work together on a single problem. There are plans to build an ExaFlops supercomputer (a million, million, million Flops) by 2018.