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The Terrific Ten

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This year has seen many highs and lows, great victories and narrow losses, magnificent individual and team performances, moments of controversy, sheer genius, madness and inspiration – what more could you want? From the hundreds of games which have taken place throughout the year, we’ve narrowed it down to just ten splendid sporting moments which have stood out in this year’s Oxford Sporting Calendar!

2009 Varsity Ski Race

Whilst the Men’s Blues couldn’t quite match their Light Blue rivals, the Women’s Blues team cementing a 34 second win over the Cambridge – one of the best results in the history of the Women’s Varsity Ski Racing. If there was a nomination for team of the year, then the Women’s Varsity Ski team would certainly be contenders.

2009 U21s Nomura Varsity Rugby Match

Whilst this year’s Blues Team narrowly missed out on retaining their Varsity Trophy despite putting in a heroic effort led from the front by Captain Dan Rosen, it was the U21s who shone in the sunshine at the home of English Rugby, Twickenham, as they romped to a convincing win over Cambridge by 53-17. Amongst the star performers was St Peter’s very own Daniel Levene who replicated Tim Caitling’s feat in the 2008 Varsity Match by scoring a sensational hat-trick of tries. Hats off to him and the U21 Rugby Blues!

2010 Town vs. Gown Boxing Tournament

Picture the setting: Oxford Union, the Boxing Ring, the Blue corner, the Red Corner, the bells, the jabs, the blows, right hook, left hook, upper cut and you have yourself a singular Boxing experience that only Oxford could conjure! With 500 people crammed into the world renowned debating hall, amateur boxing came to the fore where an extraordinary evening of entertainment and sporting prowess helped to fuel what was an electric atmosphere. It really was blood, sweat and tears but with such an enthusiast response to the event, there’s no doubt that boxing at Oxford has a bright future ahead of it!

2010 Fencing Varsity Match

En garde, Swords at the ready! With Cambridge having retained the trophy since 2008, this year there was an even greater desire to win back the trophy from Cambridge’s tight grasp on the title. Further spice was added to the occasion with sibling rivalry in the form of the Crutchett brothers, the appearance of Oxford’s very own ‘Ginger Ninja’ and Oxford awe-inspiring Luxembourgian fencer – who turned out to be Oxford’s match winner. In the end the tabs were butchered at the very end going down by the narrowest margins of 45-43 thus Oxford really did ‘foil’ Cambridge’s attempt at winning a third consecutive Varsity crown.

2010 Netball Varsity Match

Having been narrowly defeated in last year’s Varsity match, the Blues duly got their revenge with a 44-35 victory. Unlike the girls on show, the match wasn’t particularly attractive but the Blues matched Cambridge for pace, skill and agility, pouncing on any rebounds and interceptions, really taking the game to their opponents with Nathalie Hoon, in particular, in fine goal shooting form. Maybe next year the Cambridge girls will take their pre-match preparations more seriously instead of posing, as they did this year, for an exclusive Varsity Netball shoot!

The 2010 Exchanging Boat Race

When people think of Oxford the first thing, apart from the academic side of things, which springs to mind is the world famous Boat Race. With thousands of people, amongst those students past and present, lining the stretch of the River Thames from Putney to Mortlake, media crews abound and Pimms on the go it really is the quintessential Oxford Sporting experience. Making its 156th appearance on the big stage, all the odds favoured another Oxford win particularly having won the all important toss and starting off from Surrey Station where 39 of the last 64 races had been won. Despite starting off well, Oxford well away and Cambridge eventually ran out as clear winners.

The 2010 Varsity Goat Race

With more than double the number of people at the inaugural goat race in 2009, this year’s goat race had an extra edge to it as this year the competitors were brother and sister. Nothing better than a bit of sibling rivalry! It was boisterous brother Bentley (Oxford) up against shy sister Bramble (Cambridge). Unfortunately Bentley underperformed on the day and finished runner up to his sister as she won in an blistering 1min 14 seconds. So whilst Cambridge’s Bramble reflects upon another victory, Bentley will have time to reflect upon his performance and assess all the possibilities that lie ahead of him.

U Rally

Whilst much of the focus has been upon team performances it is also important to highlight the great work done by so many individuals throughout the University in the sporting circles. One of those is John Rendel, a New College Post Graduate, who runs the growing charity Promoting Equality in African Schools (PEAS). To raise money for his charity his solution is U Rally – a two or four week road trip in August to wherever you want to go! Participants compete for points scored by completing up to 51 ‘Pub Story’ Challenges.

2010 Varsity Football Match

Winning a Varsity match is always sweet, but winning it in dramatic fashion in your opponent’s back yard may just make it even sweeter. Well that’s exactly what Oxford’s Men’s Blues Football team did this year. After a pulsating ninety minutes which saw the teams finish level at the end of it, Oxford held their nerve scoring a perfect five goals from five attempts and with the help of their wily goalkeeper Dwayne Whylly, it ensured a famous victory for the Dark Blues.

2010 Dancesport Varsity Match

Strictly come Dancesport, Murder on the Dancefloor, come up with whatever pun you may like but whichever tune you dance to, there’s no denying that Oxford dancing is at an all time high. Having won this year’s Varsity Match as well as the Challenge Match, Oxford were also crowned champions at the British University Dancesport Championships. So all I can say to all dancers at Oxford in true Bruce Forsyth fashion – Keeeeep dancing!

Film Wars: Too Much Cash Will Kill You

Pro Arthouse: Benjamin Kirby

Too much money can kill your film. For every dollar the studio gives a filmmaker, there’s one less risk they allow him to take – their mind is on box office returns, not artistic merit. Take Avatar, for instance. It’s true that criticising Avatar is like violently kicking a poor, confused, defenceless blue kitten (in 3D), but as the most expensive film ever made, it’s the best example of how money throttles originality. Within ten minutes, a two year old could have drawn out the rest of the plot in crayon on the back of a napkin. Still, it’s the highest grossing film of all time, so clearly James Cameron and his moneymen were proved financially wise to avoid any original thought.

Arthouse films don’t have this problem. Without access to the funds that sunk the Pirates of the Caribbean films, the Star Wars prequels, the Transformers trilogy (brace yourselves – part 3 is coming) and countless others, arthouse filmmakers must instead concentrate on things that don’t cost money: plot, characters, ideas. While modern audiences are increasingly desensitised to the best CGI money can buy, arthouse films still have the capacity to surprise. The most exciting filmmakers working today – Paul Thomas Anderson, Charlie Kaufman and Werner Herzog, to name a few – operate without big budgets.

But it’s not just about money. It is the arthouse sensibility that is key – a desire to produce something interesting, challenging and new. In short, a respect for the audience. Encouragingly, some directors have beaten the blockbuster system and brought this sensibility into mainstream films. Stanley Kubrick and Ridley Scott did this with 2001 and Blade Runner respectively, while Christopher Nolan has gone from making the brilliant, low-budget Memento to the biggest budget arthouse film ever made: The Dark Knight. James Cameron could learn a thing or two.

Pro Blockbuster: Louisa Claire-Dunnigan

Blockbusters take their name from an aerial bomb, capable of destroying whole blocks of buildings. The resonances still remain in the complaints of blockbusters squashing smaller films out of the market, crashing into our cinemas. The media portrayal of the 2010 Oscars as a David and Goliath battle between Avatar and The Hurt Locker played into the old aggressive image of the blockbuster movie.

Yet no one is holding a gun to your head as you go to see the latest Twilight film, or 3D animation. One of a blockbuster’s defining features is that people do go to see it, lots of people. It’s not elitist or obscure. Out of the millions who watched Alice in Wonderland or Avatar then, there must have been some who enjoyed them.

A film’s value should be judged by two simple tests; is it interesting and is it fun? One of the benefits of a market that is geared towards pleasing its target audience, to getting bums on seats, is that these films are often extremely enjoyable. There is a buzz and an energy in a cinema of people waiting to watch the eagerly anticipated blockbuster that is just not there in the reserved and contemplative arthouse audience.

You may not get lingering shots of shadows on a glass, but you will get sweeping shots over rolling sand dunes, chases and gunfights in vibrant markets, jungles, skyscrapers and CGI dream sequences. The money that backs blockbusters allows directors to shoot on location, spend days waiting for the right shot, to use effects and the latest technology to make film watching an experience.

With films like Avatar, which had no big names yet became the highest grossing film of all time, the landscape of blockbuster films is changing. Critics are predicting blockbusters that don’t need stars to sell. As blockbusters get smarter, it’s no longer cool to be snobbish about ‘crowd pleasers’ – critics are now part of the crowds.

 

Film Wars: PC Power

Pro CGI Animation: Matt Isard

There is no question of the fact that hand drawn animation has made classic films. Childhood movies (think Bambi, or Snow White) will forever been crucial to cinema. Now, however, the new way of telling stories is CGI.

You can’t talk about CGI without mentioning the big studios, Pixar, and Dreamworks, who have made a fortune out of the new technology. Pixar’s Up opened with a staggering $64 million, $44 million more than Disney’s recent hand-drawn release The Princess and the Frog. Admittedly high box office figures don’t make a good film, otherwise every Harry Potter would have won an Oscar and The Hurt Locker would be at the bottom of the bargain bin. CGI, however, unarguably has the power to drag you into the film itself. The worlds that CGI achieves have more depth, texture and richness than anything drawn with pencil and paper. The beautiful coral of Finding Nemo and Puss’ fur in Shrek make CGI films feel more real to the audience. CGI animation also gives each character more expression and life than their drawn counterparts. The character that most epitomizes this is Pixar’s Wall.E; the mute metallic robot is one of the most expressive, adorable characters in animation – all done through a computer. It is true CGI films can be nothing more than cash cows, as films like A Shark’s Tale make explicitly obvious. However, what movie genre doesn’t have a few embarrassments that were better off on the drawing board?

CGI will also evolve as films continue to evolve. The animation will improve, the techniques will improve and, if Pixar are anything to go by, the stories will improve. Its existing stunning properties coupled with a limitless potential to be better is why I will always champion CGI over and above hand drawn animation.

Pro Handrawn Animation: Sophie Adelman

Hand drawn over CGI? Are we kidding around here? When Mickey Mouse first burst on the scene in Steamboat Willie in 1928, did anyone tell him that his explosions weren’t big enough? That there weren’t enough Avatars roaming around? No, it was just a mouse whistling in a boat. Sure, he might have been censored later for questionable animal abuse (look it up), but hand drawn animation has a type of charm and wonder about it that makes CGI look cold, sterile, and uninspired.

Nowadays, any Joe Schmoe can crack open his laptop and get to fiddling with some computer animation. One clever piece of programming later, and you’ve got a jerky, bloated figure lurching across a screen like a modern-day Frankenstein. Where’s the artistry in that? Maybe it’s the nostalgic side of me, but I long for the animation of yesteryear, the golden years of Disney, of fat singing mice and enchanted princesses with doe-eyes and extreme amounts of luscious long locks. I find it no coincidence that as computer-generated animation has increased, it has become harder to find quality animated productions. Animation has become an industry hell bent on out-doing itself, and in doing so, has become its own worst enemy, bested by epic battle scenes and gut-wrenching aliens. With the exception of a few notable productions, such as Up, which received a Best Picture nod this year at the Oscars, CGI has abandoned substance in favor of style.

In short, CGI is just an easy way out, becoming a mockery of a true animation-an art form that is visceral, enchanting, and timeless. As for me, I’m busting out the videocassettes and settling down to some entertainment that is worthy of the label of artistry. So you can keep the fifth Shrek in its plastic-wrapped package.

 

 

Film Wars: 2D or Not 2D?

 

Pro 3D, Jack Binysh

3D has come of age. After fifty years of absolutely dire horror films and an exile to theme park gimmickry, Hollywood has finally realised the potential of the third dimension. And as a viewing of Avatar, or Pixar’s latest opus Up will attest to, it looks fantastic.

Like any new technology, there are possible pitfalls. 3D will only really work when films are being directed with it specifically in mind. Fail to do so and you’ll give your audience a headache. Try and shoehorn it in at the last minute, as several studios are after seeing Avatar’s box office take, and the effect will be unconvincing and tacky. The difficulties in crafting a good 3D movie do not mean the technique is flawed, but merely that it should be used with care. The effect is right when it is so convincing people can forget about it.

Unfortunately the studios are behind 3D for slightly more prosaic reasons. Hollywood’s current strategy to combat piracy is remarketing cinema as a unique ‘experience’, and 3D films fit nicely with this plan. The 3D effect cannot be pirated, and the average price of a 3D film ticket is £2 more than its cousin. While I find it difficult to argue with a straight face that Warner Bros really need that extra hundred mil there’s no reason this marriage of artistic merit and financial security cannot work. High profile directors have consistently expressed enthusiasm over the technology, with Spielberg, Ridley Scott and Peter Jackson all shooting their next features in 3D. We are in safe hands.

The point is immersion. Of course not every film will benefit from a shiny new dimension. Revolutionary Road would not be enhanced by knowing just how far down said road Leonardo di Caprio is standing (as you may be able to tell I haven’t actually seen revolutionary road), but the potential is there for a truly transcendental experience.

Pro Flatscreen, Luke Partridge

I have always loved films – well no actually that’s not true, Mars Attacks put the five year old me off the whole concept – but aside from that I have always loved films. But my love now stands in jeopardy from a fad; a cheap trick that detracts from the beauty of cinema.

3D has moved on. The ‘look dad that spear just flew straight past my head! Super awesome!’ times are over. What separated Avatar from the crowd of inferior 3D films was time had been spent thinking about immersion rather than titillation. But the problems with Avatar were simple; it was not a very good film. Was there a memorable performance? Did the plot with its thinly veiled metaphors sweep you away? Was it an hour too long? 3D paints over these cracks but they should not be ignored. Film-making at its heart is story-telling and when that comes second, the director’s got it wrong.

And now, if you will, think back over your favourite films. Whether its Lost in Translation or Lord of the Rings can you honestly say they would be improved by 3D. Would that make you love them more? So why does it matter? It matters because it’s hurting everything else, like a giant but highly profitable bull in a china shop. At the moment everyone wants 3D (like Pokémon cards or yo-yos) and the studios will keep producing it. This is to the detriment of other films that could have been made in their place, films that are ambitious but need funding. These films need the help of studios who are now otherwise occupied.

So next time you are at home go and find the drawer that still has that yo-yo, or the Charizard Shiny it felt too difficult to bin, place next to it those 3D glasses that I know you stole from the Cinema. You will make film better if you do.

Film Wars: Big Screen/ Little Screen

Pro Film, Evie Deavall

Film is Art and Television is not. By ‘Film’, I’m not referring to the mediocre and shoddy: television can rival that any day. Instead, I’m talking about the gritty, consequential stuff: the sort of thing that wins Oscars. If you get a really ‘good’ Film, for example, something by Jeunet, Arnold or Bigelow, its basic aim is to combine visual and audio elements with an uncompromising plotline to create a sensical indulgence: films such as Amélie, The Wave and The Shining immediately spring to mind. Ultimately, a Film is just another way of channelling creativity. Your senses are heightened; you become alarmingly aware of the physical and emotional world around you. Films draw out raw, deep-seated emotion; Film exploits human vulnerabilities. This is the purpose of Film.

You may argue that Television too can offer a gripping storyline, character development and visual niceties; programmes such as the BBC adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, Spooks and the critically acclaimed and visually arresting Wallander are good examples of this. The difference is, however, that the medium of Television is vacuous, void of depth and appeals only to the apathetic masses who watch, passively, to kill time. With Television you drift, oblivious, in and out of a storyline but with Film you will be dragged kicking and screaming.

What, then, is the purpose of Television? To be honest, its almost acceptable if the only thing that Television does is provide light entertainment and escapism. But what I do take issue with is audiences concentrating their energy on Television when Film can offer them so much more. When it comes down to it, however, you cannot compare the two. This is not because they are such different media, but because they are, in essence, polar opposites of the same medium: Film as the crowning glory and Television lagging far, far behind. Hence, it is hardly worth the comparison.

Pro TV: Helen Pye

TV better than film?! Surely they’re completely incomparable! Well you’re right, television is better in so many ways. People think television is just mind-numbing reality programmes and Jeremy Kyle saying ‘put something on the end of it’, and while I admit there is such drivel shown on TV, don’t forget some of the amazing drama that’s available. Think of Desperate Housewives, Lost, Mad Men, The Wire; what do they all have in common? They’re long-running series that people watch week after week, because they take the time to go deeper – characters are developed and sub-plots are introduced. Just think about the intricate story-lines and twists in the US drama FlashForward; a 2-hour film simply doesn’t have the time to develop like television.

Film often resorts to throwing money at CGI to impress people or falling back on a predictable and over-used formula (name any rom-com you like). But there’s more than just entertainment on TV. I’m the first to confess to tuning into channel 4 and catching ‘the man who ate his lover’ or ‘the girl with two faces’ and thoroughly enjoying it. Would I ever have learnt so much if I’d decided to watch Harry Potter instead? And don’t get me started on how much better comedy is on TV with quiz shows, stand-up and sketch shows. Plus watching a TV programme is a social event. Just think about those Christmas days crowded round the TV with your family, glued to Eastenders. Film, conversely, is a couple of hours in a dark cinema being shushed by the irritable person next to you, sticky with popcorn and so uncomfortable it’s hard to focus on the unsatisfying characters on the screen in front of you. Film isn’t ground-breaking now; instead you get a barrage of money-pinning franchises. Film is on its way out while TV is coming into its own so stay home and switch on the TV.

Reviews: The Happiest Girl in the World & The Girl on the Train

In 2004, a woman called Leonie Leblanc claimed, even though she wasn’t a Jew, that she had been the victim of an anti-Semitic attack by a group of Africans on board a train just outside Paris. The event sparked a media furore with the French President offering his support and Ariel Sharon urging Jews to leave for Israel to ‘escape the wildest anti-Semitism’. It soon emerged that the event was fiction. Andre Techine takes inspiration from this event for The Girl on the Train, but the brilliance of the movie lies in the way it narrates the very private worlds that get caught up in these larger debates. Jeanne, whose company is mostly just herself, though initially resistant, coyly yields to a young wrestler’s advances. A whole world of living individuals is created around her, yet she seems to have hardly any contact with most of them – even with her supportive mother, played powerfully by Catherine Denevue. In such a world, one reached only through its fictions, reaching out can have disastrous consequences. Yet, even though the movie conjures up capturing narratives, some other narratives, or odd scenes, stick out a bit oddly – making it more a collection of wonderful pieces and moments, rather than one organically stringed feature.

In comparison I found Romanian director Radu Jude’s The Happiest Girl in the World very well knit – all the more remarkable given the slower pace of the movie. The movie is structured by repeated attempts to shoot a commercial, weaving around it the stories of three individuals variously involved in the process. It gradually emerges that Delia has won a car by posting some juice labels and her parents desperately want to sell it off – hence the journey to the city. Beginning from the friendly, but casual greeting after such a long journey, to the brisk hands doing the make-up, to being shouted at by younger people – the rural family soon realise they have entered a different place, yet one in which they can shout back. They can both be surprised at Delia’s failure to perform the scene to perfection at one go – ‘they want to give her a Logan and she won’t listen to them!’ – and insist on hovering around the sets to give their own directions. Jude’s movie paints a moving picture of the people behind the commercial – the happiest girl might not have the money to maintain her prize.

Review: The Brothers Bloom

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Rian Johnson is a director who knows his genres, as he first proved four years ago with Brick. There he slammed together two distinct styles – film noir and high school comedy – to great effect, and with The Brothers Bloom, he’s written and directed a deliriously entertaining take on con films. With its deadpan comedy, odd characters and a surprisingly heartfelt conclusion, this feels like a deliberate and refreshing resistance to the slick but soulless glamour of Ocean’s Eleven. Johnson injects the scenes with a joyfully quirky sensibility, and in doing so has produced an oddly stylish and entertaining film.

The film focuses on two brothers, Stephen (Mark Ruffalo) and Bloom (Adrien Brody), who decide to take on ‘one last job’, intending to trick Penelope Stamp (Rachel Weisz), a naïve, lonely but very rich character, out of $2.5 million. Predictably, things don’t go according to plan. Funny how these last jobs are never as simple as they sound. It’s a risk tackling the con man genre, as these films are utterly reliant on the audience being at least one step behind the filmmaker. But having learnt from the likes of The Sting and the Oceans films, the audience is usually experienced enough to catch the filmmaker out. Johnson knows this, and so is not only reliant upon comedic misdirection, but also upon his ability to pull on the audience’s heartstrings.

Indeed, the most impressive and surprising aspect of the film are the emotional relationships that develop between Bloom and Penelope and, more importantly, between the brothers themselves. For Johnson, con films don’t have to be soulless. Particularly impressive is the previously undiscovered comedic talent of Rachel Weisz, who manages to play the banjo, ride a unicycle, juggle, break dance and perform card tricks (though not all at the same time). Although the rest of the cast do well, it is Weisz who carries the film when its abundance of quirk occasionally threatens to capsize the whole venture.

Unfortunately, despite its quality, the film has bombed at the American box office and as such has taken over a year to be released in the UK. But it was well worth the wait. Here, Johnson is perhaps the ultimate conman, pulling the rug from under the audience with an emotional punch previously unseen in the genre. It seems that, with Brick and now The Brothers Bloom, Rian Johnson has proved he’s far too talented to be trusted.

Project Bike Theft

The only thing easier than reading Geography at Oxford is stealing a bike.

For the full write-up of Project Bike Theft, visit http://www.cherwell.org/content/10501

 

Presented by Chris Graham

Filmed by: Luke Bacigalupo and Shalini Ramachandran

Sexism outrage at OUCA drinks event

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A joint event between OUCA and the UCL Conservative Association last Sunday resulted in a student being banned from future events, following sexist remarks made against a member of OUCA.

Vitus Van Rij, a student at Kings College London who had come to the event with members of UCL, chanted “kitchen, kitchen, kitchen” while one female member was speaking.

He also told her to “get back to the dishes”.

Students from University College London had been invited to OUCA’s weekly Port & Policy, which is held in Oxford Union rooms.

Tara Burton, a second year Theology student, was speaking in favour of the motion “This house believes that comprehensive schools have been a comprehensive failure.”
She was interrupted by Van Rij despite several calls from Max Lewis, the Political Officer, for quiet.

“Within two sentences this guy said, ‘Shush, you’re a woman’. Half way through he said ‘Get back to the dishes love’, and by the end he was chanting ‘kitchen, kitchen, kitchen'” said David Thomas, a member of the association.
Jocky McLean, another OUCA member who was present at the event, said the guest was “clearly dismissive” and “started getting louder and louder in an attempt to shut her up.”

“He started saying loudly, and then shouting pretty manically, ‘Kitchen! Kitchen!’. It was completely disgusting behaviour.”

“When Tara Burton finished, Jocky McLean and I stood up and shouted at him, we demanded he apologise. He didn’t, he just walked out,” Thomas said.

According to Natalie Shina, OUCA president, the President of the UCL Conservative Association later ejected Van Rij. When first approached for comment, Shina denied knowledge of the incident, claiming in an e-mail that she had not heard anything offensive said.
Later however, she acknowledged that the comments had been made.

Burton, who heard of the heckling after she had finished her speech, was said to have been “highly offended by Van Rij’s comments”.

An OUCA member present at the event said that Nick Gallagher, who was implicated in the race-related scandal that had OUCA disaffiliated from the University last year, “had a go at Thomas and McLean for attacking free speech, and said they had a ‘16th century attitude to humour’. Max Lewis tried to chuck him out but he refused to go.”

Another student present said that “emotions seemed to be running fairly high”.

Although Nick Gallagher officially resigned his membership following the row over racist hustings last year, he is still allowed to attend and speak at Port & Policy.

As a Union member he is allowed on the premises where Port & Policy is held, and can regularly attend the meetings at the discretion of the OUCA president.
Gallagher was contacted by Cherwell but declined to comment.

A Facebook profile in Van Rij’s name listed a call for “preservation of the white man and his state” as one of his ‘Favourite Quotations’. The quote is from pro-Apartheid South African Prime Minister Hendrik Verwoerd, but was removed not long after the event.
According to eyewitnesses, Van Rij later tried to “seduce” Tara Burton, attempting to kiss her ten minutes after he had interrupted her speech.

Laura Winwood, president of the Oxford Union, then went to the front of the room with OUCA President Natalie Shina and stated that misogyny was not tolerated by either OUCA or the Union, and asked the room if anyone had a problem with women and in particular with female leadership
Then debate continued after the president of the UCL Conservatives apologized. “Members of OUCA responded quickly against him. Laura asked him to leave” said McLean. “Max Lewis pointed out that it was unacceptable behaviour.”

“From OUCA’s point of view it was bad luck” says Thomas. “It’s bad for OUCA that no one did anything. I’ve been to some events before and never seen anything like this.”
“At the end of the day, the joke was on him when myself and Natalie went to the front of the room and made it quite clear that there was no place for his views in either OUCA or The Oxford Union.”

William Hall, the president of UCL Conservatives, said that “UCLU Conservatives has banned this individual from future events and he was asked to leave immediately following his comments.”

This event coincides with OUCA celebrating its re-affiliation with the University. Shina confirmed that “last week OUCA re-affiliated with the University following a meeting with the Senior Proctor and the approval of the Vice-Chancellor.”

OUCA had the right to use the University’s name in its title removed and was not allowed a stall at this year’s Fresher’s Fair, following allegations that members participated in the telling of racist jokes at hustings.
Alistair Strathern, Co-Chair of the OULC, said that “while OUCA have now been granted re-affiliation with the university, history would suggest that it will not be long before the next controversy arises that undermines both their right to bear the University’s name and their legitimacy as a credible political society.”

When contacted about the state of OUCA’s re-affiliation, a spokesperson from the University Press Office said the Proctors “have satisfied themselves each term that OCA was operating satisfactorily.”

According to the University Press Office, since OUCA has satisfied the Proctors for the minimum period of two terms on the Register, it was entitled under the Regulations to re-apply for permission to use the Oxford University name.

When contacted about the recent events of the Port & Policy meeting, the Press Office declined to comment on whether the University would now review its decision to allow OUCA the use of the “U” in its name.

 

A Hull of a good band

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The fishing industry in Hull was once a competitive power. The docks were flourishing, the sea was teeming and Hull was holding its own against Iceland in the fearsome Cod Wars. ‘They’re run down now’ laments Dave Hemingway.
Hemingway was a drummer for The Housemartins, an integral component of the vocal duo (Hemingway and Paul Heaton) that defined the successful contemplative pop of The Beautiful South. He started playing drums at school, joined a band called The Gargoyles and found himself at the energetic Adelphi Club. There was a time, around 1983 when the Hull Docks were really alive. ‘Not so much now,’ Hemingway admits.

Even Paul Heaton, chief songsmith of The Beautiful South, felt the pull of that old scene. One of the most successful Housemartins albums was called ‘Hull 4 – London 0. His song, ‘Pretenders to the Throne’ compares ‘Paris with its bustling cafes’ to ‘Hull with its musical flair’. Maybe you had to be there, back in the early 80s, to understand what Heaton was really on about.

Hemingway describes the scene as if he’d never left it, a memory that success has never dulled. Even though the Greatest Hits of The Beautiful South sits in one quarter of British homes; even though, back in 1994, The Housemartins were supported by the likes of the little known Oasis; even though The South, Hemingway’s latest venture, sold out Hull arena at the start of their tour. He’s philosophical about his success: ‘some bands make it, some bands don’t, that’s the way it’s always been’.

Some of it seems pretty silly now. The Gargoyles wrote a spoken word song that has to be heard to be believed: ‘The Humber bridge is about a mile long / as it strides the mighty humber. And our foreign brothers across the sea / they just stare at it in wonder’. Chief Gargoyle Eddie Smith once performed a set naked on Hull Tower. ‘The Gargoyles were more obvious. Paul’s sense of humour was… wry, let’s put it that way’. Heaton’s celebrated humour shines through in ‘Liar’s Bar’, a popular Beautiful South track: ‘And the gravedigger’s smiling at his reflection in his spade … they’re singing whiskey, whiskey, so good they named it twice’ but it seems to develop rather than depart from the old Hull jokes.

Hemingway can’t stress enough that The Beautiful South were always ‘about the songs’, just shamelessly good pop. His latest project is a new incarnation renamed The South. They keep mainly to its back catalogue. But they’ve got a new bassist and fans of older music might not recognise Alison Wheeler’s voice, but she’s been with them for the last five years.

He remembers coming to Oxford. ‘Alison was at Cambridge, so we had a thing going with the crowd.’ This was in 2007, and there wasn’t a bad turn out: ‘it wasn’t embarrassing, let’s put it that way,’ Hemingway says straight up.

Something like that doesn’t come around often. ‘From the outside it must be quite hard to see’ he thinks, but at the time it was magic. The band piled into the back of a van, did the rounds of the North and the Midlands; they played the Rockgarden in London, and slept on floors. They’d take the names and addresses of their audience to build up a cult following. ‘Maybe something like this still goes on now, I don’t know’, he says. Actually, Hemingway’s fondness for sharing, for music, not just for making it big does seem different to us. They don’t seem spoilt. It might be that The Beautiful South have had their heyday. Like the docks, maybe they’ll never be quite the same again. But they weren’t about stardom. Listen to their songs instead: they’d always ‘Carry on Regardless’.