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Test Team of the noughties

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As the 2000s come to a close, talk of the imminent death of Test cricket is rife. Yet the decade has seen Test cricket taken to a new level: gung-ho openers, ferocious lower-order hitting, reverse swing and arguably the two greatest spin bowlers of all time have ensured there has been plenty for fans to savour.

Here is a composite XI of all those who played Tests in the 2000s. All statistics are for the decade only, not the players’ careers. The five Australian faces are reward for a decade in which, bar the odd blip, they have taken the game to new heights.

Matthew Hayden (96 Tests in 2000s, 8364 runs @ 52.93)
Loathed by many as a caricature of the worst of Australians, Hayden was a brute of an opening batsman. His muscular hitting terrified many an opening bowler, as he amassed 29 centuries over the decade. Whether waltzing down the pitch to Shaun Pollock or slog-sweeping his way to 549 runs in three Tests in India in 2001, Hayden could be relied on to score quickly with his bludgeoning bat. On the rare occasions when he was tamed, as in England in 2005, Australia’s juggernaut acquired hitherto hidden vulnerability.

Virender Sehwag (72 Tests, 6248 runs @ 52.50)
You thought Hayden was scary? His strike-rate of 60 looks sedate when set against Sehwag’s scarcely credible 80. There is no one quite like Sehwag: the hand-eye co-ordination; the blistering bat-speed; the obliviousness to pressure, the opposition and the match situation. Yet, for all that, is not Sehwag’s most impressive attribute his concentration span? When he gets going, he goes not just big but massive: having hit four 250+ scores, three at over a run-a-ball, his place in the pantheon is already assured. And he does it regularly against the best, averaging 51 against Australia. To those who say he thrives only in good batting conditions, Sehwag’s 201*, out of 329, against Mendis and Murali in Sri Lanka was a devastating riposte.

Ricky Ponting (106 Tests, 9389 runs @ 58

.68)
Over the decade, there has been no wicket more sought-after than Ponting, who is keeping of number three. While seemingly eschewing risk, he scores his runs at such a pace – with a strike-rate of 62 over the decade – that he inevitably seizes the initiative, keeping alive the tradition that a side’s best batsman and captain should occupy the pivotal spot. Adept all round the wicket, Ponting’s sheer single-mindedness, best displayed when gaining revenge on England in 2006/07 with 576 runs at 82.28, have helped him score more Test runs and centuries than anyone else this decade.

Brian Lara (66 Tests, 6380 runs @ 54.06)
Perhaps perceived more as a man of the 1990s, Lara in fact scored 21 of his 34 Test centuries in the 2000s. He was not without his troubles, but he continued to display the ability to score big runs against the world’s finest attacks, scything the ball away with his characteristic high backlift. Few performances of the modern era can match Lara’s 688 runs in three matches in Sri Lanka in 2001 – though, typically, West Indies were still beaten 3-0. Throughout his career, that thrilling x-factor remained. Lara was not a man to bat for your life – though his 400* against England saw him, astonishingly, reclaim the Test record score – but someone who illustrated just how breathtaking the art can be.

Rahul Dravid (103 Tests, 8558 runs @ 54.85)
Few nicknames are as appropriate as the one that has been attributed to Dravid – simply ‘The Wall’. Sachin Tendulkar is the great icon of the Indian game, but it is Dravid who has been the key batsman in their crucial victories, displaying mastery of batting’s technical challenges especially when standing out away from home. His 305 runs, for once out, to defeat Australia at Adelaide in 2003 was testament to his mental fortitude. Dravid’s finely-crafted masterpieces are a common thread linking the seminal Indian victories of the 2000s: from Headingley, to Rawalpindi and Kandy via Kingston, Perth and, of course, Adelaide.

Jacques Kallis (100 Tests, 8552 runs at 58.97; 202 wickets @ 31.70)
Hailed by Kevin Pietersen as “the greatest cricketer ever”, Kallis’s averages for the decade – 58 with the bat, and 31 with the ball – almost defy belief, especially when considering he has played 100 Tests in the 2000s. His batting is perhaps more science than art, but his steady and unobtrusive accumulation has led many a captain to despair. Other batsmen may get bored; Kallis remorselessly grinds the opposition into the dust. As he has proved in recent times, he does have another gear. He just seldom feels the need to use it. With the ball Kallis has tended to be the consummate fourth seamer, although when occasions have allowed, as at Headingley in 2003 when he took 6/54, his swing has proved devastating.

Adam Gilchrist (91 Tests, 5130 runs @ 46.63, wicket-keeper)
Gilchrist’s demoralising assaults from number seven will, for many, be the abiding memory of Test cricket in the 2000s. Whether he arrived at the crease at 100/5 or 300/5, his approach was the same: audacious, clean hitting that would seize the game’s initiative, most stunningly with a 57-ball century against England in 2006. As Gideon Haigh wrote, “Gilchrist seemed to invent a new cricket variant in which, while everyone else carried on as usual, he thrashed about him with apparent impunity.”

Andrew Flintoff (74 Tests, 3695 runs @ 32.69; 220 wickets @ 32.38)
No one could conceivably claim Andrew Flintoff was a superior cricketer to Shaun Pollock. So why is he in this side over Pollock? With McGrath and Kallis parsimony personified, Flintoff can finally be unleashed as an impact bowler in short, sharp spells – like his series changing over at Edgbaston in 2005 – rather than forced into the containing role. When at his peak, Flintoff performed outstandingly in all three disciplines in the Caribbean, South Africa and India – and, of course, his 2005 Ashes performance was one of the finest all-round series enjoyed by any cricketer this decade. He was not only vital for what he himself achieved on the pitch, but the galvanising affect his deeds had on others.

Shane Warne (65 Tests, 357 wickets @ 25.17, captain)
Warne v Muralitharan has been the subject of so many pub debates over the years. And, while Murali’s statistics in the 2000s are marginally superior, he admitted that Warne “had a better cricketing brain than me.” Through sheer force of personality, the Australian could change the course of games on even the least helpful of surfaces. And, so often the symbol of the all-conquering Australian machine, his Herculean efforts in defeat in the 2005 Ashes – 40 wickets and 249 runs in five Tests – provided indisputable proof of his enduring greatness. Widely regarded as possessing the best cricketing nous of anyone who never captained his country in a Test, Warne will have the honour of leading this side out.

Dale Steyn (33 Tests, 170 wickets @ 23.70)
In an era when express pace seemed to be dying a sad death, Steyn has emerged to revive it. Bowling at speeds in excess of 90mph, he has created carnage with his devilish late swing with new and old ball alike. His yorker and bouncer alike have the capacity to destroy, and he was crucial in South Africa’s success against Australia in 2008/09, claiming 34 scalps in six Tests. A more subtle and canny bowler than many of express pace, Steyn was also exceptional in India.

Glenn McGrath (66 Tests, 297 wickets @ 20.53)
It all seemed so simple, didn’t it? Plod up to the wicket, bowling with nip but some way short of express pace, hit a good line and length and perhaps extract a little movement. The most remarkable of unremarkable bowlers, McGrath could be relied upon to raise his game against the opposition’s star, and shared some memorable duels with Messrs Tendulkar and Lara. When there was a little in the pitch, as when he took 8/24 against Pakistan at Perth, McGrath was simply without peer.

All statistics are

based on Tests played from 1st January 2000 to 25th December 2009.

 

Review: Turner Prize 2009

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After previous shortlists, which have included Keith Tyson’s wall-text ‘Arsewoman in Wonderland’, Chris Ofili’s paintings with elephant dung and, of course, Damien Hirst’s various bovine experiments, this year’s Turner looks decidedly tame. There is little in the way of surface sensationalism; instead, all the artists seem concerned with raising questions through the de-contextualization of material or subject matter.

The room of Lucy Skaer’s work is dominated by a huge whale skeleton, concealed but for slits in the wall around it, part of her installation ‘Leviathan Edge’ (2009). It might seem gimmicky to have spectators peering closely and walking about to try and get a full view of what is in front of them, but Skaer’s approach questions the limits of empirical knowledge. Her enforced slowing down of the process of looking leads us to question how much we can ever know of this skeleton, whether it is partially obscured in a gallery or spot lit on a plinth in a science museum. The shapes of the whale’s bones seem to correspond to her work ‘Black Alphabet (after Brancusi)’ (2008), a series of 26 identical objects that repeat the form and number of all the ‘Bird in Flight’ sculptures Constantin Brancusi made in his lifetime. Whereas his were bronze, alabaster or marble, and praised for evoking the weightlessness of flight, Skaer’s are batch-produced out of compressed coal dust. The solid weight of these forms and their matte black surface entirely contradicts their streamlined, finlike shape. In transforming the originals, Skaer highlights the impossibility of sculpting something as intangible as ‘flight’. 

The next room’s installation by Enrico David, a self-described ‘modern Surrealist’, delivers perhaps more what you’d expect from the Turner Prize. The assortment of cloth dolls, pornographic photographs and large papier-mâché eggs looks cheap, more than anything. Bits of craft paper messily stapled onto MDF are so self-effacing they beg you to seek out an underlying conceptual framework – but the objects themselves aren’t giving anything away. The aforementioned eggs, for example, stand about two metres high with an oversized photo of a human face pasted on the front. They rest on wooden runners, which, if you stepped on them, would make the egg roll, forward and crash into you – presumably, you would be consumed by its face. Elsewhere, a long cloth doll drapes across things, its useless distorted limbs lolling grotesquely. It’s all very sinister, but apart from a general sense of impending doom, David’s various transformations of the human body do not seem to cohere. 

Roger Hiorns’ material experiments are perhaps the clearest demonstration that our ideas about everyday sights are completely determined by their contexts. The use of strange materials, or rather, materials in strange contexts, is a central concern of Hiorns’ work, and his untitled 2008 piece consists of what appears to be a pile of dust of different shades of grey, heaped on the floor of the gallery. When we learn that it’s actually an atomised passenger jet plane, our perceptions of what seemed insignificant dirt or rubbish are undeniably changed. What seemed like meaningless, pointless matter now appears to comment on the aviation industry, on 9/11, the fallibility of machinery, the limits of human invention. 

However, it is the untitled 2009 wall painting by Richard Wright that is this year’s winner. The single painting occupying one wall of a large white room was made directly onto the gallery walls and will be painted over after the exhibition. Few photographs are available of it and there are no postcards. The imagery is non-figurative, bafflingly intricate with many lines of symmetry, and all rendered in gold leaf. This material links back to religious frescoes of the Renaissance and earlier, but here there is no overt religious subject matter, and no hierarchy of divinity, since the gold covers everything. What is more, the certainty of this image’s destruction seems a comment on the impossibility of a truly everlasting religion. We may get caught up in the surreal mathematics of this design – close-up, the immersive patterns are sublimely  beautiful – but its existence as an object is finite.

Wright has said of his approach to painting that he ‘wanted to get at the idea without the object getting in the way’, and his Prize entry seems the closest possible way of doing this without painting nothing at all. In that sense, it is a quiet rebellion against art that demands to be remembered through sensationalist images seared on the viewers’ memories. Rather than attempting to evade the fragility of art in the face of time, Wright’s paintings acknowledge it by disappearing of their own accord. Perhaps this year’s Turner is not so tame after all, then. Its winning piece is thoroughly anti-institutional, just not in the same way a cow in formaldehyde is. 

Four stars

The Turner Prize 2009 is on at the Tate Britain, London until 3rd January.

Admission is £8. 

Photo: Lucy Skaer – ‘Thames and Hudson’ (2009) – courtesy of the artist and dogfisher, Edinburgh. © Copyright the artist.

 

Education, Education? – Labour now proposes two instead of three

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Presumably having run out of coal, Peter Mandelson yesterday announced his gift to Higher Education in 2010.  Mandelson made a decision to reduce spending from £7.8 billion to £7.3 billion and has lots of ideas for how this might be implemented. One of the suggested measures is the reduction of degree courses from three to two years.

 

“2010 for education is becoming a buzzword for reassessment and belt-tightening”

 

The National Union of Students has raised its objections, arguing that any cuts lack foresight and will have unforeseen economic ramifications. But recession perhaps forces leaders to assess the pragmatic solutions to the current situation, rather than continuing to spend in the hope that it will eventually solve itself. As with every area of public service, 2010 for education is becoming a buzzword for reassessment and belt-tightening. The government’s ability – and inclination – to accept this necessity is something which should be appreciated, if not exactly celebrated. However, it is the suggested modes of implementation which make this already bitter pill a little bit harder to swallow. The idea that these cuts in spending should lead to a reduction or dilution of the current situation seems to lack insight into the problem and feels somewhat like putting plasters on a flesh wound.

 

“The government perhaps needs to look back to dividing higher education into vocational and academic courses, and to adequately fund and reward both halves”

 

It seems to stem from the same idea which led to the consolidation of universities and polytechnics in 1992. If everyone could be said to go to university, this could be seen as extending its capabilities, rather than giving it unnecessary and inappropriate burdens. Abolishing polytechnics meant getting rid of schools of higher education which were directly designed to serve industry, thus diluting their service and purpose in the act of ‘elevating’ them to universities. In addition, the way in which universities encourage students to move away from home – as was much less common with local polytechnics – the move increased the financial burden on universities from the outset. In a similar way, limiting any university courses to two years (particularly those that the intellectually arrogant refer to as ‘lower-value’ courses) would be a failure to the other end of the higher education spectrum. Rather than continuing to extend the traditional forms of higher education, and this leading to a dilution of quality of the intellectual experience, the government perhaps needs to look back to dividing higher education into vocational and academic courses, and to adequately fund and reward both halves – albeit differently.

 

“The suggestion of limiting university to two years is also to undermine its social and psychological impact”

 

But as much as it appears to be misunderstanding the relationship between education and our economic future, it also lacks comprehension of the purpose of higher education. Of course, the central issue (as it should remain) is that being given two years to complete a degree does not give time to either cover the amount of academic ground necessary, nor to allow the change in ways of research and presentation which have been the distinguishing features of university level education. But without wishing to summon up visions of Kukui on a Tuesday night, the suggestion of limiting university to two years is also to undermine its social and psychological impact. Many argue that a shortening would be impossible because it takes the first year to bring students to the level which A-levels previously ensured. But it also takes some of the first year to bring about the emotional maturity which is just as crucial to success at university as is passing the exams. Just as university is not entirely about getting drunk, so it is not entirely about academic pursuit; there is a balance which is both desirable and necessary to retain sanity, particularly if not exclusively at places like Oxford.

As I see it, shortening university would lead to under-prepared and under-educated 20 year olds being forced to compete for jobs in the global market, a fact which doesn’t just scare me because I’m a 21-year old second-year. In an economic climate in which graduates are desperately trying to extend their time at university in order not to have to enter the battlefield of job applications, Mandelson’s substitution of a shortening rather than a complete overhaul of tertiary education feels entirely baffling. 

 

Why we experience a quarter-life crisis

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Fear. This is doubtlessly one of the most pervading feelings among some Oxford students. Unconsciously, it drives us to do more, make things better and try harder.

A friend of mine in Brasenose was rejected from fifteen Milkround companies. He applied because he wants to earn thousands on the trading floor and escape the lifestyle of his parents, Oxford academics. “You have to provide for your family and stuff and my parents just don’t have that kind of money,” I always would hear him complain.

Estelle, one of my hardest-working girlfriends was fretting over coffee, “I don’t know. I’m studying for an Oxford degree but that’s still no guarantee of success in life.” Blues tennis, distinctions in academic results and incredible social skills and she’s still stressing out.

There are more examples. One of my fellow PPEists decided to help out in the organisation of the Oxford Investment Banking Conference because she felt “like she needed something for the CV”. Whenever I meet up with my friend Masha who is studying at the London School of Economics, we always end up talking about how we might not provide our parents with the lifestyle that they provided us. Ask any Oxford undergraduate what they want to do in their life and the answer in the majority of cases will be, “er…I don’t know.”

“My parents fought communism and my grandparents fought their farmer plight so that I can do what I want with my life”

We are the generation that was supposed to have it all – Oxford’s bright young things, comfortable with technology, growing up when Labour’s investment in public services pushes through social mobility barriers and the city of London lures us with drinks and lavish dinners (this year’s Accenture dinner anyone?). We’ve had the education, the social provisions and the freedom to do something great. My parents fought communism and my grandparents fought their farmer plight so that I can do what I want with my life.

Yet, we’re left confused and scared as we consider the vast majority of options offered. Should we be deceived by corporate offerings, losing our souls to banks but leading an economically comfortable lifestyle? Or maybe go onto the political treadmill, join a think-tank and become hotshot MPs? Work for NGOs and charities for peanuts, a profile that fits with the desire of ‘giving something back’? Or try to make it in the ruthless world of media?

“We want to at least maintain the economic standards our parents gave us and some of us will support the rest of the family as well”

Another reason for this fear is both the parental pressure and the pressure we put on ourselves to be someone and to provide economically for the future. Many of my school friends suffered a silent crisis when they learnt they didn’t get into Oxbridge – for in their families this was a tradition and parents expected them to get in too. We ourselves want to be successful people: we research career options, checking up the paths of people we’re impressed by in Wikipedia and wondering what should be our next step. We want to at least maintain the economic standards our parents gave us, and some of us will support the rest of the family as well. Media’s laments of a lost generation only intensifies our panic.
 
Most of us Oxford undergraduates postpone the big decision until later, taking a Masters or a gap year before committing ourselves to a clear path. Yet, the internal anxiety stays for a while, becoming as the popular American catch-phrase says, a quarter-life crisis in itself.

Varsity: Learning something on the slopes, if not how to ski

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It wasn’t until I was packing my salopettes that I quite realised what I had let myself in when I signed up to go skiing. Not only in that sort of packing-up-your-kit-bag, take-a-deep-breath kind of way, but also just how difficult it was. It’s like packing a duvet; you have to fold them into a sort of bulbous rectangle, squeeze the air out and try and nestle them between everything else before they start to reinflate. It was on the third try that I realised I didn’t want them anywhere near my legs.

“My haggardly attractive French instructor noted of my skiing on the first day that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day'”

My first experience of going skiing didn’t do much to help with these initial fears. Everything, from remembering to put on goggles before gloves to knowing you should wear thermals under (not over) leggings was new to me. It was a new language (see ‘salopettes’ above) and a totally new experience. It’s completely counter-intuitive. Firstly, you have to get wrapped up in order to do a sport. You have to go up a hill, just to come down it. Perhaps most controversially, you have to lean towards the snowy ground, when everything inside you is telling you to move as far away from it as possible.  My haggardly attractive French instructor noted of my skiing on the first day that ‘Rome wasn’t built in a day’. But as ‘Rome’ in this charming analogy stood for ‘leaning towards your impending death in order to try and prevent it’, I was worried it might even take more than a week.

Everyone assured me that Varsity is the best place to learn how to ski. Everyone including the Varsity handbook, whose reassuring tones noted that 400 beginners attend Varsity every year. So I was to be in the company of 399 other non-skiers. That seemed like plenty to distract from my personal humiliation. But then there were 2100 other people. And because Oxford is Oxford (and equally, and no less crucially Cambridge is Cambridge) most of these people looked like their mums had given birth on a chair lift, and sent them on their merry way. This was the point that my defence mechanisms set in, and I started to write off skiing as a pretentious, expensive, middle-class activity for people who have bought every possible style of Ugg boot and so have to find something else to empty their weighed-down pockets.

But then I just realised that I couldn’t blame skiing for the fact I wasn’t good at it. I couldn’t blame the salopettes for the fact that I wasn’t storming down the mountain like a bride’s nightie. I tend to blame the things (the piano, maths, Renaissance drama) for my inadequacy, rather than taking any of the flak. And it was the same with skiing – after trying it once I was just about ready to spend the week honing my snowman building.

“I suppose one thing skiing teaches you is to have some humility and actually try; something which under-achieving at Oxford tends to teach you fairly brutally too”

But looking around at some of the other beginners on Varsity, I realised I wasn’t the only one who started day two eying my skis with a mixture of disdain and distaste. This resignation is perhaps something you see more on the slopes at a university ski trip – especially an Oxbridge one – than anywhere else. If we’re not immediately good at something, it’s not worth it. But much like the ritual humiliation of tutorials (at least for me), having shortcomings publicly exposed makes you want to get rid of them faster. And shortcomings aren’t easy to hide when they involve landing on your elbows in powdery snow. So I suppose one thing skiing teaches you is to have some humility and actually try; something which under-achieving at Oxford tends to teach you fairly brutally too. And at least sub fusc has given us excellent training for getting dressed up in stupid clothes to do something you can’t do. 

Panto, ‘Puss’ to Pamela Anderson

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Glamour model Pamela Anderson is delighting children – and their middle-aged fathers – with a West End Aladdin appearance, while the rest of us ask ourselves whether the family friendly genre of pantomime really has a place for the most downloaded woman on the internet.

This question, however, proves tricky to answer. As the author of a banned school pantomime, I suspected Aladdin‘s producers weren’t the first to include latent adult material. In the starkly lit, post war confines of the Cambridge University Library, I sought more information.

It seems that panto has evolved since it first originated in Ancient Greece and Rome. The ancients enjoyed watching a masked male dancer perform anything from high drama to semi-pornographic filth; for the show to qualify as pantomime, the only requirement was for this dancer to perform all the main roles.

Unlike their modern counterparts, ancient pantomimes were definitely not for kids. The lead performer and his supporting dancers were an exotically dressed and had an erotic presence. The Roman doctor Galen once took the pulse of a female audience member and diagnosed her not with disease but with sexual infatuation for Pylades, a leading dancer.

Although hugely popular in the Roman Empire, pantomimes were forced to close in the 5th Century, after bishop Jacob of Serugh denounced them, calling dancers ‘the pipe of Satan.’ Pantomime faded into obscurity and reappeared, much changed, in Renaissance Italy.

Commedia dell’arte, as this Italian panto prototype was known, was equally contro

versial when it came to England in the 17th Century. The audience at Blackfriars Theatre didn’t object to the comedy, slapstick or topical jokes, but to the fact that female parts were played by actresses, rather than boys in drag.

This and a certain insular mentality may have been the reasons why Commedia never caught on here. However, one of its central characters had become a staple of English burlesques by the time the word ‘pantomime’ was first used to describe them, on a 1717 theatre advertisement.

Harlequin, as the character was named, survived for the next two centuries in the English pantomime. Cowardly, lascivious and incredibly stupid, he mimed his way through comic routines which would shock modern audiences: beating a baby, smearing it with grease and then ‘washing’ it with boiling water is one recorded example.

So perhaps it’s unsurprising that these ‘harlequinades’ became an increasingly small part of the show, while the pantomime’s sung or chanted prologue mutated into the main attraction. By the 1850s pantomimes were assuming the form familiar to us, but Pamela probably wouldn’t have made it into a Victorian Aladdin or Puss in Boots, given that era’s notoriously prudish sensibilities.

She doesn’t stick out among today’s daring performers, however. In 2004 Snow White’s wicked stepmother was played as a former prostitute by drag artist Paul O’Grady. A popular modern panto routine involves a striptease: the pantomime dame removes everything but a pair of frilly knickers and then the lights go out.

In short, pantomime nowadays is far from innocent, but that doesn’t stop families with young children from returning year after year. Historically, the genre has gone through extremes, from titillating eroticism to brutal violence. Against this backdrop, Pamela Anderson seems as innocent as Peter Pan – perhaps he could be her next role?

An Evil Empire?

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The battle for Christmas number one this year attracted the most media attention of any such battle since, well, last year’s. But the success of Rage Against the Machine, where the similar Jeff Buckley campaign failed last year, means it will not be as easily forgotten. For, unlike the Buckley campaign, this was not merely a musical complaint. Rather it was a revolt against the corporatism of an industry where artificial pop is served to a powerless population, who finally fought back, complete with Zack de la Rocha’s, urm, uncompromising message.

‘Why do we want these charts?’

At first it seemed potentially wrought with hypocrisy; that Cowell and Rage are both under Sony labels is well documented, and when Rage first came out in support I was hardly surprised, as they stood to make a mint out of it. However, they were never the type to betray their principles, and profit has never seemed to motivate them, so when they promised to donate a (albeit indeterminate) ‘large portion of their royalties from the track’ to Shelter, I was reassured. I already knew I much preferred the song, but that wasn’t what had bothered me. It’s just the campaign was accompanied by talk – from the Morters to the band themselves – about the people taking back the charts, and it made me wonder; why do we want these charts?

In the last few weeks the Christmas Number one has been presented as a once cherished title, won after genuine battles, victory in which represented the pinnacle of a successful band’s career – this is until Cowell’s X Factor monopoly came along. Which battles were these exactly? The battle between Westlife’s cover of ABBA song ‘I Have a Dream’ or Cliff Richard’s singing the Lord’s Prayer to the tune of Auld Lang Syne? Spice Girls vs The Teletubbies? I’m sure Rage fans positively yearn for these times. The chart never mattered to them before, so why do ‘rea

l’ music fans suddenly seek chart approval? Rage themselves as a band aren’t all that interested in commercial success, which is why they aren’t interested in cleaning up their potential chart-topping number, even for Radio 5 Live’s breakfast show. But it seems strange that they simultaneously crave the spot. The band have spoken about their

hopes for social change, and so long as they’re giving so much money to Shelter, all power to them. But for the others, who appreciate the general stick-it-to-the-man vibe but generally just think the music charts are in a lamentable state and need a shake up, I just wonder what motivates this change in heart, and what actual success their efforts will bring.

‘I don’t see a revolution in the music industry as realistic’

The charts are generally designed to accurately reflect what people are buying. Sometimes its controversial and might get it a bit wrong, but its better than our own electoral system, so it’s not totally unrepresentative. So songs which top the singles charts are the most popular singles. Why has ‘good music’ not been the most popular? I think its fair to say that there are two trends – music enthusiasts tend to buy more albums, and also download more music for free. This isn’t necessarily even illegal, and becomes less so, aided by bands like Radiohead and Them Crooked Vultures, who released each album track on YouTube the week before it came out, as well as programmes like Spotify and Last.fm. The TCV move was lauded by fans as an anti-commercial move, yet could they complain if it dented chart sales? Websites like Stereogum have songs available for download, released by artists, perhaps to promote their albums, which they know their fans prioritise… So its no surprise that such bands chart less well, but as long as you’re their fan, and have the songs yourself, isn’t that all that matters?

Apparently not, but I wonder where this campaign for real music will go from here. I hope Rage can go on and make the world a better place on the back of the promised UK free gig next year – as they seem to be planning. I sincerely wish them every success. I bought the single, and was as happy as the next guy when Rage won. But I don’t see a revolution in the music industry as realistic.

‘The problem arises if good new music is underfunded’

Next year, there will be another X Factor, it will be popular, popular enough to win any ordinary number one battle. Will there be another gargantuan effort to take the power back, constantly reminding fans that they need to actually PAY for the song in question, something not many are used to, and probably another old song which many will already own? Or will the hope be that this experience is enough for the charts to be dominated henceforth by good old critically-acclaimed music naturally, without such an effort? If the latter transpires, then great – not all bands are Radiohead, or composed of members of Nirvana, Led Zeppelin and QOTSA, and not all can afford the trend for good music coming free. I fear that habits which have minimized the influence of alternative music on the charts are only set to continue and intensify. In one way this doesn’t matter, it has been this way for years. But people who think tub-thumping will change this are mistaken.

In a way, this all reminds me of a common complaint about Christmas more generally. People complain it’s over-commercialised, not enough about religion, etc. but as long as you are spiritually satisfied personally, its not really of concern what others are doing. Similarly, if you have Rage Against The Machine’s eponymous debut, you don’t need to buy it again to prove to the world that you still like them. As long as you listen to the music you like in the way you want, be it for free even via Spotify, it doesn’t matter who controls the charts. The problem arises if good new music is underfunded, because they are outside the industry, and need the money. Then not only the charts, but music as an industry may be dominated by Joe McElderrys – and we’ll need bands like Rage Against The Machine more than ever.

 

Review: Kienholz – The Hoerengracht

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The National Gallery seems to have turned to the ‘dark side’ for its choice of present exhibitions. Whilst haunting religious Spanish painting and sculpture is on display in its Sainsbury Wing, ‘The Hoerengracht’ occupies its Sunley Room.

Nancy and Ed Kienholz have achieved notoriety in the art world for their controversial installations. Made in the couple’s Berlin studio, ‘The Hoerengracht’ (‘Whore’s Canal’) is a life-size walk in installation of a stretch of Amsterdam’s infamous Red Light District, as it appeared in the 1980s.

In and amongst narrowly spaced brick walls, eleven mannequin prostitutes are presented in garishly glowing windows and doorways that we are invited to peer into. Having taken around 5 years to create, the installation doesn’t fail on details. The spaces are filled with objects that convey the reality of the grim prostitution trade. Bicycles are parked in bicycle racks before the main passageway and curtains are drawn in some windows. Resin has been extensively and thickly applied on the mannequins’ faces and bodies, and it has formed a thick dribbling that runs down windowpanes and doorways. This resin, says Nancy, connects the things on display and makes them cohesive; to me, the resin evokes gunge, the unnerving image of tears, or indeed an altogether more unsavoury substance, gushing down the prostitutes’ faces.

The installation seemingly explores the sex-trade that in contemporary times has become synonymous with Amsterdam’s canal-side streets, but this theme in the history of art is not a new one. Albeit in a less upfront manner, a number of paintings by the Dutch masters in the 17th century present women who are ‘pictoral cousins’ of the mannequins. Further, the tradition of visually structuring paintings using framing archways, doorways and windows has arguably been an established artistic technique since the discovery of perspective. So perhaps, it is not as bizarre as first thought to have an exhibition like ‘The Hoerengracht’ in a gallery that houses paintings that date back to the 13th century.

One of the more notable aspect

s of the installation is the use of old cookie boxes that frame the faces of all the mannequins. Supposedly the idea behind this was that the women could close themselves off. To me, this conflicts with the very business they are a part of. Though perhaps we can also interpret the cookie-box frames as having a humanizing effect by making the women seem imprisoned. Either way, I feel that these are an unnecessary extra. It’s not clear to me what the motive was for this installation, but I would say its intrigue certainly stems, at least in part, from the way viewer is put in the place of voyeur. Without the cookie boxes, there would be nothing separating us from the melancholy gazes of the mannequins; the discomfort we feel looking into their own personal window spaces – that uneasiness of being on the outside looking in – might be heightened.

On his investigative work for this piece, Ed Kienholz insisted that what interested him the most was the light that pervaded the apertures and spilled into Amsterdam’s streets, illuminating the spaces in a way that rendered them comparable to ‘little paintings’ that he found beautiful. I don’t know if I agree wholly with this, but nonetheless this installation is ambitious and worth a quick visit if only to say that you visited Amsterdam’s Red Light District on wholly innocent grounds.

Three stars.

‘Kienholz: The Hoerengracht’ is on in the Sunley Room in the National Gallery, London until 21st February.

Admission is (perhaps ironically) free.

Photo: Edward and Nancy Reddin Kienholz – ‘The Hoerengracht (detail)’ (1983-8). © Kienholz estate, courtesy of L.A. Louver, Venice, CA.

Review: Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize 2009

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An Olympic cyclist, a Rwandan genocide victim, a care worker, migrant workers, the winner of a prison beauty pageant in Brazil and a mortuary assistant are some of the many subjects of this year’s Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize. Seven judges narrowed down over 6300 images submitted by 2451 photographers – emerging young photographers, established professionals, students and amateurs – to present sixty photos in this exhibition.

Sandy Nairne, the director of the National Portrait Gallery and one of the seven judges said of the judging process, ‘The pose, posture, expression, clothing or appearance of the subject may play a part, but whatever the photographic scenario or style, the most important consideration is the creative work of the photographer. The crucially inventive choices of lighting and camera position, the angle and orientation of the shot, and the saturation and colour range of the prints are all critical in determining which portraits stand out and catch the judges’ attention.’

The exhibition claims to present the very best in contemporary portrait photography and it certainly does a good job of meeting that claim. Images taken from the personal projects of their photographers hang alongside editorial and advertising images. You will be hard pressed to find a theme, style and approach to photographic portraiture that is not explored in the exhibition space and that doesn’t appeal to you. Some images capture your attention immediately, perhaps because of their use of lighting and colour, whilst others leave you with a strong sense of the setting in which the subject is placed, as well as a sense of the subject’s emotions too. We are drawn into people’s homes, their professions and their daily routines.

Many of the photographs have an enduring intensity to them. One of my personal picks from the selection on display is ‘Arif ‘Tokai’ (Arif ‘the Collector’)’ by Amy Helene Johansson. It is a beautifully bleak portrait of a young Bangladeshi boy who makes money by collecting re-saleable rubbish. Johansson has tenderly captured him standing by the railway tracks of the station in a town called Tongi, awaiting custom for his business. The train tracks extend into a dizzying mist in the background, and far from this, alongside the presence of an old man and a dark tree detracting from Arif, the central subject, they add to the sorrowful atmosphere of the portrait.

Other personal choices of mine are Damián Ucieda Cortes’s beautifully composed black and white portrait of a girl gymnastically posed semi-nude in a woodland setting, and Michal Chelbin’s image of a young man in juvenile prison, which is full of awkward angles that effectively convey the awkwardness of photographing a convicted murderer.

Photography is a highly intriguing art form. To a certain degree, one must wonder where the balance lies between the subject matter and the photographer doing the ‘work’ for the photograph. Having said that, many of the photographs that capture the mundane and the everyday do stand shoulder to shoulder with far more intense images, such as a haunting one of a man born with birth defects as a direct result of the Vietnam war. Each photograph has its own specific allure.

I won’t pass judgement about whether or not the winners of the competition are deserved or not. I shall leave that to you. In my eyes this is more than a competition. It is a showcase and platform for the exciting work produced by working portrait photographers today. Centrally located in the capital and with free admission, the exhibition is well worth a visit for both Londoners and non-Londoners alike.

Four stars.

The ‘Taylor Wessing Photographic Portrait Prize 2009′ is on at the National Portrait Gallery, London until 14th February 2010.

Admission is free.

Photo: Sean Raggett – ‘Queen’s Wood’ © Sean Raggett.

Corner Club closes

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The Corner Club, a private members’ club in Oxford, closed at the end of last month after failing to agree the terms of an extended lease with the council, which owns the building.

The members of the club received an e-mail stating, “The Corner Club located at 16 Turl Street closed its doors on Friday for the last time. For some months we have been attempting to negotiate an extension to the lease with the landlord and/or to vary the terms of the lease… Unfortunately, we have now been informed by the landlord that they are not prepared to do so and, as a result, the management has reluctantly decided to close the business.

“We very much regret having been forced to make this decision.”

The Corner Club, formerly The QI Club, was bought by A Curious Group of Hotels in 2007. For the past three years the club has been continually redeveloped to attract further membership.

Andy Hill, a spokesman for A Curious Group of Hotels, said, “We have invested an enormous amount – about £1m – in the business to get where we are now, and unfortunately six people have been made redundant… We had been talking with the council for a long time, but the cost of the lease and the rent were too high and the council wouldn’t shift.

“We were looking to redevelop the ground floor, with dining on the first floor and a club on the upper floors.”

The Corner Club was a popular meeting place for many of Oxford’s societies and a venue for Milkround companies to host recruitment events.

Carl Anglim, Chief Executive Officer of Oxford Fashion Week (OFW), hosted many OFW team meetings at the venue.

He commented, “The Corner Club was full of potential but over two-years it failed to make the most of Oxford’s creativity. The ground floor was wasted with the exception of a lacklustre attempt at a bar in early 2009 followed by a desperate attempt at a gallery in the latter part of the year.

“OFW was well accommodated by the Corner Club so I am sad to see one of Oxford’s design conscious institutions disappear, but I cannot help but feel that it could have been so much more.

“Oxford demands creative places and as the economy improves we should challenge Oxford’s designers and entrepreneurs to bring us innovative new places to discover.

“Meanwhile, we will be making the most of Oxford’s rich existing collection including the Grand Cafe, Malmaison, the House, the Randolph, and the High Table.”

Minoo Dinshaw, third-year Balliol college student added, “The service was erratic and expensive but I certainly got fond of it. The cocktail manager impresario Frank is an exceptional human being.”

Cllr Colin Cook, the City Council’s executive member for city development, said it was marketing the building for new businesses.

“There have been expressions of interest and officers will be negotiating with potential applicants who want to take on the lease for the building. Hopefully a deal will be struck at some point in the new year,” he said.