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Sheldonian heads ‘gagged’ in midnight immigration demo

The statues surrounding the Sheldonian were ‘gagged’ in a protest early on Thursday morning by students campaigning against a proposed detention centre outside Bicester. The same group was also responsible for a dmonstration in Oxford the next afternoon.

Meeting at just after midnight, ten protesters affiliated with the Students Action for Refugees climbed into the area behind the Clarendon Building and proceeded to climb onto each other’s shoulders and tie white sheets around the mouths of eight of the statues. A banner was then spread, with the slogan “30 minutes from here 200 men are locked up indefinitely.”

The organiser of the protest explained the thought behind the stunt: “It’s symbolic because people in the detention centre have no voice. The centres are a waste of lives. Some of the people in there are our age or even younger.”

The protesters justified using University property in their campaign, “This isn’t so much to do with the University but with students here. We are becoming increasingly apathetic and don’t fight for people’s rights anymore.”

Another student involved added, “People pay more attention when English people do this.”

One of the protesters who put up the gags commented, “there are countless talks about Campsfield, speaker events and debates in Parliament but no one cares.”

Three police cars arrived fifteen minutes after the gags went up and four policemen demanded that the protesters remove their banners and gags. One of officers said, “we were called to the scene by the University Security Services. They didn’t want their property damaged.”

A student who was apprehended by the police described his shock at their swift arrival at the scene: “I don’t know how the police noticed, although it is an insane visual.” He added, “they said to me, ‘we have to be careful, with all these protests going on, you never know what protesters are going to do.'”

The police left ten minutes after arriving, but continued to circulate around Broad Street. While they did not issue a formal warning to the students, a photo was taken of the group.

“This term has proved direct action is an indispensable weapon,” said one of the protest’s leaders, “Normally, tactics aren’t normally thought through. A petition to Guantanamo every week doesn’t solve anything. Stunts attract attention.”

A passer-by remarked, “I definitely think this was effective. It’s horrible to say, but I never heard of this issue before. It’s not in your face, but its noticeable. This experience has opened my eyes and I will look into the campaign further.”

However, another onlooker was more sceptical, adding, “that it all came down makes them walk home with their tail between their legs. It would have been better later in the day say while people are on the way to lectures.”

After the banners were taken down, the organiser of the protests was confident that an effective statement had been made, saying, “it was still an absolute victory. I thought it was good aesthetically but when it went up it provided it a thousand fold.”

James Norrie, a Wadham second-year and member of the Oxford Radical Forum was present at the march in the city centre on Thursday afternoon. He said, “if change is going to happen, mass action is necessary. Stunts by far change less.”

A third year student from Magdalen, Luke Roelofs, refuted this. “This is part of a wider movement of which we are all working together.”

One of the night protesters present explained, “Last night was a precursor. It was a symbolic visual display to draw attention. Now, we are being more vocal and explicit. We are trying to attract attention. At a certain level that’s all we can do.”

The afternoon march started in the same spot as the gagging. Over thirty students shouted slogans and marched to Bonn Square to hear a prominent anti-detention speaker, Bill MacKeith.

Charlie Holt, President of the Oxford Union temporarily joined in on the march. He said, “I’ve been working for Oxford Students for Liberty for ages now. I feel passionately about this. This is a way for us to get a message across.”

He added, “I had no idea about last night’s stunt. I’m just here trying to get others to join in.”

MacKeith supported the statue gagging. He said, “It gave a symbol of the old University a new relevance.”

A similar protest happened in 1995. Oxford students placed sheets over all the statues, which stayed on for eight hours. Suke Walton, who was involved that protest and was present at the march said, “some stunts are more successful than others. I wouldn’t encourage anyone to do it. It’s hard.”

A University spokesperson reacted the to demonstrations by saying, “Oxford strongly supports the right for students to protest within the law.” However they added, “we cannot confirm that the Proctors will not be involved.”

The Proctors office said, “four students were asked to leave and they promptly did so. We are not considering taking further action.”

The University Security Services declined to comment on the matter.

 

 

Patten rebuffs ‘angry middle class’

Oxford University Chancellor Chris Patten has attacked the “angry middle class parents” who have criticised his proposal of a rise in tuition fees, in an interview with Cherwell.

The Chancellor also spoke of his belief in the need for a removal of the cap on top-up fees, driven by his “overwhelming concern” for the future of the university’s finances.

“Over the decade we’ve doubled the number of university students and halved the money available to support them,” he explained. “That has huge implications for university finance. There are only three places you can get money from for a university: private benefactors, the taxpayer or tuition fees.”

He added, “my overwhelming concern is that I think universities are going to have a very tough time in the next few years and in order to be competitive we need more funding. In those circumstances what do you do – do you simply say we must settle for universities having to be even more badly financed, or do you look for alternatives?”

He stated that universities should “by and large be able to set fees for tuition related to the bursaries they provide for less well off students.”

He attacked the “angry middle class parents” who have criticised his suggestion that the cap on tuition fees should be lifted, labelling their behaviour “paradoxical” and “bizarre.”

He said, “do I think it’s paradoxical at the moment that quite a lot of parents pay a fortune to put their children through private schools and then resent it when they have to pay when universities charge more than 3000 a year. I think it’s absolutely crazy. So I’m unregenerate and have been for, well, since the late 1980s, in advocating tuition fees.”

He added, “parents are prepared to spend £20-30000 a year, or if it’s a year £10-15000 a year getting their children into university but then resent paying more than £3000 when their child is at university.”

However, Patten was quick to deny that “the sky should be the limit” as far as tuition fees are concerned and stressed the need for a “fixed scale which would relate the amount of income that universities and colleges can charge for tuition to the amount of money they provided for bursaries for less well off students.”

He called for “needs-blind access to Oxford and Cambridge” to ensure that students from a less well-off background are not discouraged from applying to Oxford, stating that “the big issue is how much we are able to spend on bursaries for less well off students who might otherwise be discouraged from coming to Oxford.”

“I think it’s imperative that we hang on to the notion of a complete meritocracy at Oxford and Cambridge provided we can demonstrate that there is integrity of the system. It makes it easier to resist pressure from some on the left that we should have social code preference in our entry procedures, rather than trying to get the best wherever they come from.”

Although Patten is highly sceptical of the government quotas on the number of state school students that Oxford should admit – he refers to these as “arbitrary, central planning quotas” – he is proud of the efforts that Oxford puts in to its outreach scheme. “We spend over 2 million a year to get kids from schools that haven’t traditionally sent them to Oxford. It’s very impressive the amount we’re doing around the place.”

It is his belief in meritocracy that underpins his rejection of a legacy point preference scheme in use in many American universities use, a system whereby applicants are given priority if their parents are alumni or have donated money to the university the children get preference.

He called such a system “a terrible idea,” adding that George W Bush’s gaining of a place at the prestigious Harvard Business School “must have been unrelated to intelligence.”

However, he did admit that donations from private benefactors would need to increase in order to address funding. Last May, the Oxford Campaign was launched which aimed to raise a minimum of £1.25 billion and “increase the participation rate of alumni giving.”

However, he admitted that donations from alumni would not be sufficient to make up for the loss of funding through the current recession. “The difference with America,” he explains, “is that the American taxpayer spends twice as much on Higher Education and further learning. If you then add to that the amount that comes privately America has this huge lead over all European universities.”

 

Poet Laurete snubs Oxford poetry post

Poet Laureate Andrew Motion has declared that he is not interested in becoming the next Oxford Professor of Poetry and added that he thinks the “position at Oxford is in drastic need of an overhaul”.

The role, which is regarded by many as the second most prestigious of its kind in the literary, is currently filled by Christopher Ricks whose term of office ends this spring.

Motion had been tipped to succeed Ricks in the post, but in an interview with The Evening Standard, the Poet Laureate lampooned the Oxford professorship, arguing that it has been “outflanked by creative writing courses. The pay’s too little, the teaching requirements too vague, and the voting system simply farcical.”

Oxford University’s Head of English, Sally Mapstone, defended the value of the position and suggested that the professorship provided a unique opportunity for poets: “Although it may seem eccentric and antiquated in its construction, [it] actually it works very well. Would a poet want a full-time job? It leaves a poet free to write and think.”

She emphasised that the relatively low salary was simply the reward for providing three lectures a year. “Christopher Ricks’s lectures have been wonderful and have had enormous audiences.”

There are, however, a number of other poets who are currently considered to be potential candidates for the professorship. They include Ruth Padel, a former classics lecturer at Oxford and the great-great-grandaughter of Charles Darwin.

Carol Ann Duffy and Anne Carson have also been cited as also potential contenders, but Sally Mapstone commented that there was still plenty of time for new nominations to arrive.

“We’re dealing with poets here, who are not the world’s most organised people. Let’s not forget that there are all sorts of interesting new poets out there. I feel we should be throwing the net as wide as possible” she said.

Michael George Gibson has also announced that he will be applying for the role. On his website he states, “I have a special insight into the rhythmical nature of all English poetry which I am developing and demonstrating through performance.”

Prospective candidates for the professorship are currently elected by graduates of the University to serve a five year term. Nominees must register the support of sixteen former students by the end of April to be eligible for the post. If required, an election will then be held.

The appointment comes with a salary of £6,901 per annum in return for providing three lectures at the University. They must also provide the ‘Creweian Oration’, a declaration of thanks to the University’s benefactors.

The position was established in 1708 followed a bequest to the University. Previous holders have included W.H. Auden and Seamus Heaney.

 

Oxford students in car plant protest

A group of students joined protesters gathered outside the BMW Plant in Cowley at 6:00 a.m. on Monday morning, following announcements of mass job cuts at the factory.

Among the students were members of the Socialist Worker Student Society and the Ruskin art school.

The protestors displayed banners and handed out leaflets to hand to the plant workers arriving for the 6:00 a.m. shift. They were also present when the second shift began in the late afternoon.

Toby Harris from St John’s College said “The Trades Council has called for a mass leafleting, so that’s what we’re doing this morning. The people here today are from different Left groups trying to get workers to take strike action.”

He added, “There is a sense among people that this could turn out to be a major industrial battle.”

On Monday last week, BMW confirmed that 850 jobs were being cut as the plant would begin to operate five days a week rather than seven.

Some of those losing their jobs will not receive any redundancy pay because they were contract staff, not full-time employees, and consequently were given few employment rights.

A Ruskin student protesting against the job cuts said “It is shameful that they are getting rid of jobs while the company is still in profit. We think it is important that we’re out here showing that students care about the issue as well.”

A statement issued by BMW defended the job cuts, saying, “While Mini has been weathering the economic downturn, it is not immune from the challenges of the current situation” and noted, “This decision has not been taken lightly”.

A representative from the plant present on Monday morning said, “This is obviously a tough situation and it’s an emotional one”, adding, “Our main objective is to protect peoples’ jobs and so we had to get rid of 850 temporary workers.”

 

 

Corpus triumphs in University Challenge

Corpus Christi has won this year’s University Challenge after beating the University of Manchester by 275 points to 190 in Monday’s grand final.

Corpus struggled initially against a strong Manchester team and only took the lead for the first time with four minutes to go.

The success has made an unlikely celebrity of Corpus Christi’s captain, Gail Trimble, a 26-year-old postgraduate studying for a PhD in Latin Literature. Following the victory she has appeared on the Today programme, Radio 4 and been offered a photo shoot in men’s magazine, ‘Nuts’.

Trimble gained a reputation in previous rounds for single-handedly dragging her team to the final, personally winning over two-thirds of her team’s grand total of 1200 points. But Corpus Christi’s performance in the final has been recognized as a team effort and drew heavily on the quick-witted quiz skills of Lauren Schwartzman, Sam Kay and James Marsden as well as Trimble.

Corpus had widely been tipped to win before the final round began but soon found themselves 70-0 behind. With ten minutes left Manchester held a convincing lead of 160-95. However, a late surge saw the Oxford team overtake their northern rivals and claim the title for the second time in four years.

Schwartzman declared herself “absolutely thrilled” at the win while admitting that she had been surprised at the amount of press coverage their victory had attracted.

“I think this is one of those things which just really captures the public’s interest and off it goes, sort of a snowball effect. I think it’s great that intellectual achievement can be a top story.

“Some of it is flattering, and some of it is downright weird. But it was a great experience overall, and in particular a great team with which to experience it,” she said.

She acknowledged that Manchester had provided Corpus with the toughest test of the whole competition: “At one point I looked at the scoreboard and it was 70-0 and my heart rate suddenly increased. It was a long haul from there. After we got a couple of starters I could breathe again, but it was a situation we just hadn’t been in yet in the competition. The last five minutes, however, were when I’m pretty sure my heart stopped!”

National media attention, however, has been focussed on 26-year-old Gail Trimble after internet coverage of her impressive performances in earlier rounds became excessively critical in some areas.

Fellow team-mate James Marsden said that the response was “completely unjustifiable” and attacked those who criticized his captain’s appearances on the show. “They’ve never met her, they’ve only seen [her] on a TV show for two and half hours. What’s really galling is when they say that Gail is looking down on the rest of the teams.”

He added that he was glad to have avoided the same level of coverage. “I don’t think anyone’s worked out who I am yet.”

Schwartzman says that despite the criticism Trimble was “an excellent captain.”

“Aside from being incredibly quick on the buzzer, she was great at “managing” the bonuses – something that I think doesn’t come across on TV. She always asked us what we thought the answers were, and particularly asked a team member if it was something that was one of our areas of expertise. We worked really well as a team, and Gail’s leadership was a huge part of that.”

Schwartzman commented that the team had even evoked glowing admiration from notoriously difficult host and quiz-master Jeremy Paxman, “he was very complimentary. He’s got a gruff persona on the show of course, but he’s actually a very friendly guy.”

Students packed the Oxford Blue pub on Cowley Road to watch their team win the trophy. Second year Mike Roberts said, “It was a really good atmosphere, everyone who was Corpus was there.”

The episode was filmed last November but competitors were not allowed to reveal the result until it was broadcast on Monday night.

Four of the past six champions have been Oxford colleges. In addition to Corpus Christi’s two victories both Magdalen and Christ Church have enjoyed similar success in recent years.

 

St John’s fairytale continues

St. John’s reached their first Cuppers final for sixteen years on Friday, with a comprehensive victory over a battling St. Anne’s side. Having already beaten several higher-division teams, they hosted the Mint Green Army on the pitch which they both share. But Anne’s’ familiarity with the ground was to make no difference; John’s triumphed 3-1 to take their most impressive scalp yet.
St. John’s’ form this season had thus far been immaculate: seven wins and one draw. St. Anne’s, however, were one of a number of Premier Division sides who are pushing themselves to maintain their division status for 2009/10, and they came across like a team conscious of that pressure. Wary of the pace of John’s’ front two, Tom Crawford and Adam Zagajewski, they were willing to sit back and soak up pressure. Ed Border was the lone striker, ably assisted by James Owen and George Kynaston on either side. As well considered as their game plan was, it was to take only four minutes for it to be ruined from a set play.

In a season when long throws are back on the tactical agenda, St. John’s have found their own Rory Delap.  Central midfielder James Earle has troubled almost every defence John’s have faced, and it was one of his slingshot throws that zipped across from the right, where it was flicked on at the near post.  It reached Crawford, with time and space.  His right footed volley was exquisite; Anne’s keeper Mike Butler had no chance as it flew into the net.

The upset looked on, but almost immediately Owen cut in from the left and shot on the turn. It took a low stretching save from Alex Berend to keep the ball out. St. Anne’s’ hopes received a real boost minutes later, as John’s’ captain Dave Parsons was forced off with a hamstring strain. Substitute Dom Affron went up front with Zagajewski, as goalscorer Crawford was moved onto the wing. This new strike force could have doubled the home team’s lead on twenty four minutes, were it not for some controversial officiating. Zagajewski was put through from midfield, racing towards the Anne’s goal. The referee saw no flag. Zagajewski’s shot deflected off Butler across to Affron, who slammed the ball into the net. Only as Affron wheeled away did the referee see the late flag. Having consulted with the official, he had no choice but to disallow the goal.

St. Anne’s came out flying at the start of the second half, knowing that their place in the Cuppers final was at stake.  Owen hooked a left footed volley looping towards goal, Berend had to scramble to turn it wide. The resultant corner was flicked on at the near post, but Rich Duffy, thundering in unmarked, headed over the bar. They could not forge an equaliser out of their possession though, and John’s started to retain control.

It was after another quiet spell that they doubled their lead on sixty five minutes. Eugene Duff took advantage of a slip by Clarke to find Affron with a perfect through ball. Butler advanced but Affron clipped the ball over him. There was no denying him this time, St. John’s were 2-0 up and twenty five minutes from Iffley.

Sensing the enormity of the situation, Anne’s moved up a gear. Their passing was crisper, their movement quicker and Hassan al-Wakeel nearly turned a corner in at the near post. But their attacks generally met stiff resistance from a well organised John’s defence.

With sixteen minutes remaining St. John’s effectively sealed their place at Iffley. James Earle hit a perfect pass, putting Matt Evans-Young through the channel between right and centre back. Anne’s were caught square, Butler came out but Evans-Young coolly slotted the ball into the bottom corner before being mobbed by his teammates.

They scored one within two minutes, as Steve Clarke turned in a cross from James Owen. The grandstand finish was set: but hard as they tried, St. Anne’s simply could not break through the John’s back line again. Duff and Eastham were imperious in the middle—McGrath and Matt Feehily threw themselves in front of everything. Anne’s attempts to find two more goals were not helped by a rather unsavoury incident on the touchline. St. John’s linesman Sam Freedman was subject to constant abuse from the St. Anne’s supporters. The referee was asked to intervene and in doing so broke down any momentum the visitors had generated.

There were more chances, but in neither the whole ninety minutes nor in the five minutes of stoppage time could St. Anne’s break through. When the final whistle went, St. John’s and their many supporters erupted in joy. They were through to the final. St. Anne’s joined Lady Margaret Hall, Brasenose and St. Hugh’s as those scalped by the all blacks, who have truly made a mockery of the league system this season. Whether they add the Premier Division Champions-elect remains to be seen. 

Worcester wingers stoke victory fire

Before the start of this encounter Christ Church had recently asserted their position in the top division of the league, but with Worcester having the practise of a recent game under their belts and fielding 2 top level blues players in the back row it was always going to be close.  Promises of the legendary ex-New Zealand captain and prop Anton Oliver turning up for Worcester drew a large crowd, but unfortunately he was unavailable for the game.

The game started with an early spell of pressure from the visitors, who managed to get the first score, after a penalty gave Christ Church territory, and a well oiled backs move saw fly-half Sprague dart around the opposition 10 and beat the covering full back to the line.

Newly confident Christ Church held dominance after this early momentum booster and kept the visitors pinned back. However Worcester managed to turn it around and a sustained period of pressure saw some solid plays that challenged the Christ Church defence. A dart down the left wing and some slick offloading saw the blues number 8 touch-down, and following a superb conversion the score stood at 7-7.  Christ Church again responded, and after some solid forwards drives, Sprague once again carved up number ten for Worcester, and made a long run only to be stopped by the full back.  This led to the awarding of a penalty, which was slotted over by the ever-reliant Gillard, giving them a 10-7 lead at the break.

Immediately after half time, a combination of some poor defence and inspired attack led to a quick Worcester score, sending them into the lead. Hanging their heads, the home side lost composure and the Worcester backs attacked superbly. They eventually scored one try, followed by another, to see the score at 26-10 with ten minutes to go—seemingly out of reach for the frustrated hosts.

The possibility of a late comebackflickered briefley went winger Fifield crashed over.  But Worcester responded strongly, a strong run by winger Toogood leading to possession high up the pitch, and an overlap lead to a forced rush defence that was expertly stepped by the 10 who offloaded for the score.
Christ Church managed a consolation score after a wide pass from a tap penalty, leaving the score at 33-22 to the visitors.  Worcester will take away much from this match after a strong performance, and will look to take the momentum into next week’s match and a chance to progress to the Cuppers semi-finals.

Gutsy Blues fall short

The turbulent run up to this years Varsity match saw the Blues hampered by injury setbacks. After training hard under Captain Zillah Anderson and South African coach Sandra Du Pleiss, the squad overcame recent problems to put in a hard fought performance against Cambridge. Following draws in the league this season, both sides knew that it would ultimately go down to the wire, and the match was both passionate and physical.

The match started positively, with Oxford defence putting the towering Cambridge attack under pressure. Excellent positional play around the circle allowed the Dark Blue shooters to pull Oxford ahead mid way through the quarter. Meanwhile things were heating up at the opposite end of the court; aggression from the Oxford GD and Cambridge GA bubbled over and both players were giving a stern warning by the referee.

The game continued to be played at high intensity, with the Cambridge players demonstrating their desire to overcome last years Oxford double. At the end of the first quarter the Blues trailed by two and were running into problems in the Centre court area. They took the opportunity of the break to bring on the outstanding shooter Lerryn Martin, adding to the experience and pace of the Oxford side.
An exceptional intercept after the restart by Oxford WA George Weetch, on the circle edge, gave Martin an opportunity to push for goal advantage. Cambridge fought back convincingly however, and capitalised on loose Oxford play. Their shooters performed well to gain a slight goal cushion and their physical demeanour was epitomised by the blocking work on Oxford’s centre, Fuller, which made it difficult for the Blues to bring the ball down court.

With Oxford trailing at the half, the game threatened to descend into farce in the second half, as throughout the court players furiously tussled- leading to the game being broken up by referees desperate to impose discipline.
 The third quarter saw Cambridge continue edging ahead and, although the dark Blues pulled back in the fourth quarter, it was sadly too little too late. Cambridge pushed hard, with their WD putting in an exceptional performance. and they continued to convert chances- despite the excellent Oxford defensive teamwork put in by Oxford GK Alice Kelly and GD Zillah Anderson. The Blues finished the quarter pulling back the score to 34-31 and so, narrowly, Varsity was lost.

The Oxford Second Team, the Roos, had an equally challenging match. Led by Captain Cat Clark, the team showed fight and determination early on in the game, with excellent shooting from Oxford GA, Laura Bell and GS Charlotte Constable.

The team was ahead mid-way in the first quarter and defensive duo Jenny Webb and Philippa Coates kept the Light blues working hard, tipping rebounds and turning over the ball for the Roos. The Cambridge second team became frustrated with the pace and pressure as they struggled to find their rhythym. Set plays practiced time and time again in training proved their worth with a classic ‘Net one slip one’ move, the coach’s favourite, executed by the talented Oxford WA Jess Murphy.

Towards the end of the second quarter the Roos began to make sloppy mistakes, giving Cambridge the opportunity to fight back, and the teams went into the second half separated by just one goal. The open nature of play that followed left both sides frantically working to find an advantage, with consistent shooting from Bell matched by the Cambridge GA; every goal counted in what was undoubtedly a nail-biting half. The fourth quarter started positively for Oxford with a fantastic intercept from Oxford GK Webb and the Roos looked to push for a lead.

With the home support urging the Cambridge side on, deep into the final quarter they took the lead for the first time in the match. Feeling that victory was almost slipping away the Roos fought in a manner never seen before. Pulling back to 33-33 they pushed in the remaining minutes to secure an astonishing Varsity Win by two points. With so many senior players leaving next year, this gutsy performance from the seconds should provide hope for the future.

Oxford spun out by plucky Tabs

In a one-sided match, Oxford’s Men’s Table Tennis team were trounced 9-1 by Cambridge for the fourth year in a row. The Men’s 2nds were brushed aside with ease, resulting in an unattractive 10-0 scoreline. The girls performed slightly better, losing 6-4.

It was, in fact, a bitter defeat for the ladies. Following one of their best seasons in the run-up to varsity of recent years, the girls were confident of their chances.
Things were looking good for Oxford after they powered into a 2-0 lead after victories for Potjewyd and Shivkumar. But the Tabs fought back to win the next two matches and level the score at 2-2 going into the vital doubles round.

Unfortunately, things didn’t go to plan, with both Oxford teams losing tight matches. The final round of the singles was then more important than ever, with Potjewyd and Shivkumar again pulling out solid performances to pull the match back to 4-4. With all to play for, Cambridge just managed to hold out in the remaining singles and finish the day with a 6-4 victory.

The only point scored by the disappointing Men’s teams came in a dramatic Doubles Match won by captain Paul Lam and Horatio Boedihardjo. The pairs were neck and neck in the first three sets and in the crucial fourth set, the Tabs seemed poised for victory with two game points. It was Lam who kept his nerve and delivered two heavy backspin services, forcing the Light Blues to return the ball to the net, equalising at 10-10. Both sides were nervous and after a tentative exchange, Cambridge decided to initiate the aggression with a soft topspin but Lam decisively counter-attacked with a thundering forehand. The heavy spin on the ball caused it to rapidly curve after bouncing up from the table, bamboozling the unprepared opponents. After that, a massive cheer erupted from the Oxford side; the Men had finally got a point!

Cricket won’t Stanford it

In some ways, you have to give credit to Allen Stanford. The man does not do things in half measures. In fact, in all the time he’s been in the public eye, he hasn’t exactly diluted his personality or his actions. First, there was the $1 million per person for the winner of his inaugural 20/20 match, a prize total which dwarfed anything which had previously existed in cricket.

This went hand in hand with lavish promises for the future, a return to the glory days of West Indian cricket, and generally the announcement that Jesus had returned in the form of a brash, American billionaire. And somehow he still found time to court controversy by flirting with the players’ wives during photoshoots. The man is truly a force of nature.

After announcing that he was getting into bed with ECB there then came the recent revelations about his financial misdemeanours. This time, Stanford really excelled himself.

Not even by his standards was it a small time deception. Fraud to the tune of $9.2 billion is what he has been accused of, causing panic and mass queues outside many of his banks.

Not satisfied with massive financial controversy, it now seems as if he was planning on committing bigamy with his English lover. The only thing that could have made this story better is if there had been an OJ Simpson style car chase between Stanford and the FBI, as they attempted to catch the elusive billionaire.

While this all may read like a script for a bad TV show, the departure of Stanford from the cricketing scene, and especially the manner in which he left, has caused widespread ripples of discontent. It raises serious questions about the future of the sport. There have cries for the head of Giles Clark, chairman of the ECB, but with his recent re-election it doesn’t seem like heads will roll. The man is good at making money, which is why the counties keep voting for him. Some counties however, have already raised issues over the Stanford money which they have already been paid, claiming they’re tainted in some way.

Other direct losers from this affair are the West Indies Cricket Board, who by all accounts are still owed their $3.5 million from the first Stanford 20/20 match. Perhaps the most comical people to suffer from the fallout of these allegations are Chanderpaul, Sarwan, Mohammed, Pollard and Joseph, all of who reinvested their $1 million winnings with the now disgraced banker. Seemingly everyone was taken in by the amusing moustache and the bottomless wallet. Now Stanford has been exposed are something other than the second coming with a chequebook, the holes are starting to be seen. One of the more amusing is the truth about his international unveiling; the plane he used to arrive on the pitch at Lord’s in was hired and flew him in from Battersea, and the alledgedly £2 million in cash he was pictured with is now thought to be nearer the $100,000 mark.

However, as ridiculous as the whole episode seems, it is far too easy to ignore the fact that the past few months have highlighted a worrying trend in world cricket. West Indies cricket has been suffering for some time, with youngsters moving towards basketball. The arrival of Stanford was seen as a godsend, as a way for funding in the area to finally receive a boost.

With their benefactor now gone, the Windies will be frantically looking for someone to replace him. It remains to be seen whether anyone will present themselves, with people unlikely to want to be associated with following in the now infamous footsteps of Stanford.

The ECB meanwhile, have come out of the whole affair looking pointedly stupid. After conducting 10 days due diligence on the finances of Stanford, they still allied themselves to him; or more accurately, his ill-gotten money. Whilst this may simply be an oversight by the ECB and their advisors, the desperation for cash is a damning indictment of the state of the game. Organising bodies are compromising their principles in attempt to get a part of the pie, with no end in sight.

While he may end up a footnote in the history of the game, those in the game would do well to heed the lesson of Stanford, if for no other reason than not to fall into the same trap.