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Union to rip up own rulebook

The rules of the Oxford Union are set for a radical overhaul after sweeping changes to the society’s rulebook were revealed this week.

The reforms were being billed as the most fundamental changes to the Union’s rulebook, which currently runs to over 127 pages, in more than a decade.

Members of the debating society were due to vote on the changes at Thursday night’s debate on the American election, with the proposals expected to pass comfortably.

The list of reformed rules includes the infamous Rule 33, which sets down strict campaigning guidelines for those running in the Society’s elections. The rule essentially outlaws canvassing, stating that those running for election cannot publicise their candidacy apart from telling their “close personal friends.”

Controversy over the campaigning rules reached its peak a year ago, when the Society’s former Treasurer, Krishna Omkar, was elected as President in the Michaelmas elections only to be subsequently disqualified by an Election Tribunal and banned from ever running for election again, triggering a scandal that grabbed headlines around the world.

Ten months on, President Josh Roche announced the list of drafted changes during a press conference on Tuesday, saying he was confident that they would be passed handsomely when proposed to members.

“I have three key aims: better running of the Society, better service to its members, and a better image,” he said. “I am incredibly excited by these changes.”

He added that he hoped rewriting the rules would help boost the Society’s reputation in light of recent events.

“I know that in some quarters the Union has a bad image,” he said. “Some people believe that the Union can and will never change.

“This is our response; not in words but in deeds and on paper.”

A spokesman for the Oxford Union Society said, “We’ve essentially torn up the rulebook and started from scratch.

The proposed alterations to the Society’s electoral system are just one feature of a massive overhaul of the institution this term, with a re-introduction of ‘College Secretaries’ to improve links with Junior Common Rooms, a Members Survey and workshops for women all in the pipeline.

“I am confident that by the end of this term the Oxford Union will be in better condition than ever to meet the expectations of its Members.”

Reaction by members to the rule changes, has so far been cautiously optimistic.

Nick Coxon, a second year student at Wadham, said that he backed the changes but was unsure whether they would change the culture of the Union.

“The reforms are smart and they make sense,” said the PPEist. “But this should have happened a long time ago. For now, the Union is and remains an elitist institution.”

 

Uni degrees to include ‘report cards’

Students across Britain will now receive a ‘report card’ along with their traditional degree classification.

The reform of the centuries old system comes after a report said that the existing system of firsts, seconds and thirds no longer provides enough information for graduate employers.

Students will now receive a two-page sheet of paper giving a comprehensive list of their achievements.

The file, titled Higher Education Achievement Report, will include a breakdown of marks and may even give details of performance in oral tests and coursework.

Bob Burgess, the vice-chancellor of Leicester University, who developed the scheme, said, “the honours degree classification system is in urgent need of modernisation.

“Every year, the case for a significant change grows stronger and voices calling for reform grow louder.”

The new scheme comes off the back of the Burgess Report, which was commissioned by Universities UK, a body of UK university vice-chancellors.

With the lack of detail that an honours classification provides heavily criticised by the report, 18 UK universities are now trying out the new grading plan, including St Andrews and UCL.

Oxford University, however, will not be among the first group of institutions trialling the scheme.

However, a University spokesperson refused to rule out the possibility of joining the scheme in the future.

She said, “The skills recruiters will want are not necessarily those tested by an Oxford degree, which is why they have their own selection criteria for graduates.”

 

Pembroke accused of post-match violence

A Pembroke student has allegedly punched a porter from St John’s cCollege, Cambridge, after losing a rugby match last week.

Earlier in the day, Pembroke had been beaten decisively by St John’s but had joined their rivals in the evening after their black-tie dinner.

A third year from Pembroke, who wished to remain anonymous said, “the entire team were drunk and the bop was closed early as a result of drunken and rowdy behaviour.”

Varsity, the Cambridge student newspaper, reported that an Oxford student punched a porter, but the third year from Pembroke doubted this.

She said, “I know that someone definitely tried to punch a porter, but whether or not they actually made contact is unsure.”

There was no other damage caused by Pembroke rugby team, but their behaviour still marred the event for many other students.

Tom Chigbo, JCR president for St John’s said, “One or two people were involved in the incident, it’s not clear whether he landed the punch.”

He continued, “A couple of people got really drunk and irresponsbile.”

However, Chigbo added, “There isn’t some kind of war between John’s and Pembroke, but Johnians and quite disappointed that this happened.”

Dr Helen Small, the dean for Pembroke said, “I am currently undertaking disciplinary action against the rugby team, but I can’t say any more than that as the students have yet to be contacted.”

Caroline Daly, Pembroke JCR President, was unavailable for comment.

 

Varsity secure new sponsor

The future of the Varsity rugby match is safe, as a new sponsor, the Japanese bank Nomura, stepped in this week to back the historic game between Oxford and Cambridge.

Peter Bridges, chairman of Oxford’s rugby team, expressed his delight, saying, “Oxford University rugby football club (OURFC) is delighted that Nomura has agreed to sponsor both the men’s and women’s Varsity Matches in a four year sponsorship agreement.”

OURFC have been searching for a new sponsor since the bankrupt financiers, Lehman Brothers, collapsed in September, leaving a significant hole in OURFC’s finances.
Back row Blues player, Chris Davies said, “This is great news. We are very grateful.” Avid rugby fans are also relieved. One student said, “Varsity match is a massive tradition, it’s central to our sporting calendar.”

Bridges urged students to attend, “so we have a bumper crowd for our new sponsors.”

Matt Smith, a second year medic, said, “I am eagerly anticipating the upcoming game, and am glad that it’s taking place.”

The match is to be held on 11 December.

 

Go private, London academic tells Oxford

Oxford University should go private, as it is nothing but a “finishing school for the privileged,” a leading academic has declared.

Brian Roper, vice-chancellor of the London Metropolitan University, told The Times Higher Education Supplement that government funding would be better spent on universities such as his own.

“My response to that is to say ‘you want to be free? Get free. Don’t take any state funding, just go.’ That means no teaching grant, no QR (quality research) grant – that should be kept for the state universities,” he said.

“The money could be better used in places which transform people’s lives rather than serving as rather superior finishing schools, which is what these other places are about.”

“If you don’t like the deal, don’t take the money”

He said, “You take the money, you deliver the objectives. If you don’t like the deal, don’t take the money.”

Roper’s comments came after Chris Patten, Chancellor of Oxford University, called for a complete removal of the cap on tuition fees,

This follows John Denham, the Secretary of State for Innovation, Universities and Skills, has criticised the University for not doing enough to widen access.
The warden of New College, Alan Ryan wrote that “Denham was, when he was at the Home Office, a decent, intelligent, humane and well-informed minister.”

“Ever since he got to the Department for Innovation, Universities and Skills, however, he’s been a changed man and now talks ill-informed nonsense and picks needless fights.”

Denham has responded to the criticism, saying, “I spent a year in this job making no institutional criticism of either Oxford or Cambridge universities… the recent furore has really underlined how the media debate lags behind reality.”

Media focus unhelpful

A spokesperson for the University said, “Oxford University works hard to ensure it attracts the best students regardless of background.

“The media focus on admissions to Oxford can be unhelpful, particularly when it perpetuates out of date and often incorrect ideas about the admissions process.”

The Vice-Chancellor, John Hood, was unavailable for comment. He has consistently refused to be drawn in to the privatisation debate.

Mike Nicholson, Oxford’s Director of Admissions, earlier argued that there was only a “finite pool” of students from state backgrounds with the ability to flourish at Oxford. Nicholson said that, of the 28,000 students achieving three A’s at A Level, 11,000 already applied to Oxford, and a similar number to Cambridge.

Critics of the University have attacked the comments by Patten and Nicholson as evidence of Oxford’s reluctance to widen access to the institutions, an accusation the University strongly denies. The latest admissions statistics for Oxford show that a mere 53.5% of students come from state schools, compared to their 93% representation in the school-aged population as a whole.

 

Oxford lecture tops iTunes chart

Oxford University is currently topping the charts on iTunes U, a free lecture podcast service.

A lecture by Nobel prize-winning economist Joseph Stigwitz has shot to the top of the list less than two weeks after Oxford joined the iTunes university portal, beating Cambridge who joined the service on the same day.
Oxford University also has a further eight entries in the top thirty.

Stiglitz focuses on the credit crunch and the “darker side of globalisation” in his talk titled “Global Financial Debacle: Meeting the Challenges of Global Governance”.
Student reaction to Stiglitz has not been wholly positive. One Magdalen student said, “I tuned out within the first 30 seconds.”

However, she said the idea was good in theory, “it’s like having the radio on.” She dismissed the idea that podcasts could take over from normal lectures because of the purely audio content: “you’ve got to have the visual. There’s so much to write down.”

Another student commented, “people have different working patterns… Other universities have done this. I’m very glad to hear that Oxford is catching up with the times.”
Oxford and Cambridge have been accused of bringing their rivalry into the electronic age by both launching their sites on iTunes U on the same day. However, both universities claim they simply want to give wider access to their academic material.

Oxford and Cambridge have an impressive cast of celebrity lecturers appearing on their sites. Sir Nicholas Stern, the climate change academic features alongside Michael Palin in Oxford’s offerings, whilst Cambridge has a talk from historian David Starkey.

Oxford’s vice-chancellor John Hood hopes that all the podcasts will appeal to “applicants, alumni, supporters of the university, and the intellectually curious.”
In its first week of joining iTunes, Oxford University’s page had 168,000 visitors.

 

Oxford city centre to be transformed

Oxford City Council has unveiled radical plans to transform the city centre, making it more pedestrian-friendly.

The plans, announced on Monday, include the pedestrianisation of Queen Street, George Street and Magdalen Street. Broad Street may also join the list.

Queen Street’s bus stops may be removed as early as next summer, with the plans for George Street and Magdalen Street going ahead in 2010.

Council leader Keith Mitchell said, “The detail on this work is currently in its earliest stages. However, people should be in no doubt we are very serious about improving these routes.”

 

Student hero honoured

A student from Lincoln College has received an award from the High Sheriff of Oxfordshire in recognition of an act of bravery.

Dr. Joseph Raimondo, who is studying for a DPhil in neuroscience, apprehended a burglar in spontaneous moment of heroism earlier this year.

Raimondo cycled after Wadham burglar Jason Callaghan as he fled along South Parks Road before tackling him to the ground.

Callaghan was sentenced to four years in jail this May after he pleaded guilty to burgling Wadham in February.

He had attempted to raid the room of tutor Giulia Zanderighi.

 

Rampaging Blues shock pros

Sport makes you do strange things. Why, for instance, did I find myself skidding down the High Street on a borrowed bike with no lights at 7 p.m. on a Monday night, drenched to the skin? I honestly couldn’t tell you what made me do it, but I could tell you that two hours later I was glad that I did. On a night when the rain for most of the match could only be described as torrential, Oxford lit up Iffley Road for 80 minutes when they crushed the Worcester Warriors 43-8. The Zurich Premiership outfit would have been expected to challenge the Blues, who so far are unbeaten this season. These men are paid to play rugby, and I imagine would not have enjoyed the experience of being turned over by a bunch of undergraduates and the odd All Black.

And indeed, from the start it looked as if the professionals would be too strong for the amateurs, as Worcester raced out of the blocks. A simple step by their fly-half broke the gain line and some powerful drives at the fringes bought them to the Oxford 22, before a cross kick in behind the Oxford backs found no one at home and was pounced upon by Tom Wheatcroft for the opening score. Despite Worcester missing the subsequent conversion it looked as if Oxford were in for a miserable night. However, almost immediately Oxford began exerting pressure at the other end of the field, being held up over the line before conceding a scrum. Although the move broke down, pressure from the scrum forced a charge down and Ross Swanson was quickest to react, plucking the ball out of the air and touching down. With the conversion putting Oxford up 7-5, the game suddenly had a very different complexion.

Oxford started dominating the breakdown, seemingly turning the Worcester forwards over at will. The Blues were further helped by the fact that Worcester were unable to secure any form of line-up ball, whilst their back three seemed to be involved in a competition as to who could make the most mistakes. It was unsurprisingly not long before Oxford pulled further ahead. This time the foundations were laid by the pack, who rumbled the ball into the Worcester 22 through four or five phases, before Brendan McKerchar, the Blues scrum half, darted down the blind side and offloaded impressively to young wing Will Browne, who finished in style.

With another successful conversion from Gregory, and the Blues pack controlling the ruck area, the only thing stopping them from establishing a strangle hold over the game was their persistent infringement. After Worcester spurned one kickable opportunity, they finally put some more points on the board, making the score 14-8. Although this put them within a score of the hosts, Oxford did not seem unduly troubled and immediately turned down the opportunity to reply when given a penalty.

‘Oxford lit up Iffley Road for 80 minutes’

The decision to go for the scrum was vindicated however, as once again Oxford’s forwards showed good ball retention skills before finally crashing over the line. As it neared half time the only saving grace for Worcester was that they seemed to have the ear of the referee, as he continually penalised Oxford at the breakdown. Thankfully, Worcester repaid his kindness by refusing to win any set piece ball whilst the backs seemed to forget how to catch. Despite the visitors’ inadequacies, when they did occasionally hang onto the ball they were met by a very organised and aggressive Oxford defence. With seconds remaining, Oxford once again camped themselves inside the Worcester 22, and the seemingly inevitable try came in the form of Richard Lutton barrelling over from short range. As Tom Gregory’s kick went sailing inexorably between the posts, the half came to an end, leaving Worcester to wonder how they had ever found themselves in this position. At 26-8, and with Oxford completely in the ascendancy, it looked as if the result was now merely a forgone conclusion. Both teams seemed to think this was the case as well, with the second half becoming more of a subdued affair. After a mistake by the Worcester winger under a high ball, Browne dropped on the ball for his second try of the night.

‘A solid victory quickly turned into a rout’

Oxford now seemed content to dictate the pace of the game, giving most of the bench a run out. The wholesale changes disrupted the flow of the game somewhat, especially when the impressive Ross Swanson made way, whose quality passing had giving the backs a real sense of pace all night. One of the Blues substitutes determined prove his worth was Simon Ackroyd, who was intent on making an impression on the ribs of the Worcester players. The Keble flanker put in a number of crunching hits, and he seemed determined to try and mark.

What seemed like a solid victory quickly turned into a rout in the final ten minutes, with both Tom Gregory and Tim Catling both crossing to complete Worcester’s humiliation. Catling, whose blistering speed had only been contained by Worcester due to the fact that he had had limited space all night, finally got the opening he craved for, and gladly raced over. As Oxford lost their inhibitions and started running from everywhere they started making a few mistakes, although Worcester still seemed unable to capitalise on any scraps they were given. When the final whistle blew, the result was comprehensive, Oxford’s victory complete. With the Varsity Match always looming ever larger on the horizon this was a very good result for the Blues, who continued their unblemished record. Although a long way off, this Oxford team look as if they have the makings of champions.

 

Mike Valli: Wk 2

Two months into the Boat Race campaign and we’ve been dodging unconventional obstacles. The most impressive name in our squad is owned by Winter Mead III (Christ Church). Winter failed to show for training one morning and wasn’t seen for two weeks, much to our collective surprise. News reports that the US government had extradited him on outstanding criminal charges were proved false and in fact his visa had simply expired. A late night visit by the Foreign Office saw him rapidly deported him back to the states.

It’s like the satisfaction of watching a child learning something for the first time – our American colleagues are slowly understanding English culture and how to look after themselves (Winter excluded), but there are still some lapses. Colin Keogh (Oriel) thought he had to learn Latin fluently in order to complete matriculation. After studying Loeb Latin texts for days, he was alerted to his mistake.
In Week 1 we lent our support to the Oxford Rugby boys in their match against Brookes. As the only twenty supporters for Oxford Uni in the grandstand, we were slightly outnumbered by the one thousand Brookes supporters. They were merciless in directing war-cries at us and as the scoreboard swung between the two teams, we were even pelted with beer cans. This behaviour was totally unprovoked by us and had nothing to do with our shouts of support. Thankfully our side won with a last-minute drop goal to steal victory.

It’s not all fun and games. Recently we have done a lot of physiology training at the OUBC building on Iffley Road Sports Complex. It involves rowing hard on an ergo followed by the coaches taking blood samples from our ears (seriously). Sounds harmless enough, but some staff take sadistic delight in stabbing us with needles far more than necessary. When arriving for such a test, rowers are confronted by something like a scene from the movie Hostel.

There is blood sprayed over the floor, rowers staggering dazed with half-missing ears and coaches cackling like lunatics and chasing them with syringes. Apparently this is all necessary for our training.

We have shared several more crew dates, including with the Oxford Athletics Club girls. Kukui generously hosted us for the evening. Yet many of our guys are still unlucky in love and we are hoping to be approached by other clubs for crew dates. Preparations have begun for the Boat Race Ball and it is shaping up as an outrageously great event.