Saturday 21st June 2025
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Theatre isn’t supposed to be grey

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It started out as a clever idea: get away from fussy sets, concentrate attention on the actors; put on classic plays with no scenery or stage flats, with the actors up in front of simple black, grey, or brown. Then everyone started copying it, and the marketplace of ideas got knocked down and replaced by a Tesco Express. Over the years, I’ve seen Hamlet, Macbeth, Henry IV and so, so many more, all looking exactly the same. The setting could change from a blasted heath to Canterbury cathedral and the spotlights pointed at the actors would only get a bit brighter and stop flickering. All you had to do was squint a bit and everything blurred into dark grey or brown (Hamlet was the exception, going for light grey). For a rogue’s gallery, just flick through the RSC website. Or are they trying to kid us that they have no money?

What’s wrong with a little realism every now and then? The aim of theatre is to transport you to another place, and staging should reflect this. When I read the text of Romeo and Juliet, what I see in my mind is the action unfolding in and around beautiful Italian architecture, lit by a ripe yellow sun, not a few actors standing around lost in hyperspace. Granted, this is how Shakespeare did it, but he had limited resources and no other option. Professional directors of today do and if they want to pretend to be living in the 16th century, they can start wearing a ruff.

And if they feel that a play really would work better with a minimal staging, why should the backdrop be greyish-brown? Why not pink, or sky blue, or lime green? Looking through the Dulux catalogue, I see that, for the same price, these directors could have chosen Grecian garland, fragrant cloud, polar flame, nectar jewels, or seduction (a yellow so glorious I picked it, cackling, for my bedroom when we repainted it). Imagine the programme: Twelfth Night. Backdrop painted in seduction from Dulux Ltd. That’s more appropriate than grey, surely?

A sense of perspective, please?

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So Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was arrested after a disturbance. The average football fan and media pundit has expressed shock that a professional footballer could (allegedly) be involved in a fracas in a nightclub. A fracas which is witnessed on every other night in every other city.

Naturally, the good old British press have reeled off incidents, locations and names as if they were playing a game of Cluedo. The biggest debate in newsrooms across the city last night was whether Berbatov or Gerrard’s strike dominated this morning’s back pages.

But I think a sense of perspective is badly needed from the media. I’m not condoning Gerrard’s alleged actions, but surely this festive arrest should be dominating the newspapers.

Jordan Robertson has been released on police bail after being questioned, according to the BBC. The alleged crime in question is much more severe than the aforementioned Gerrard case, yet many portions of the media seem to have neglected this in pursual of a flashbulb upon Gerrard’s furrowed brow.

In a sport where top stars earn almost £200,000 a week, perspective is always needed. When it comes to a matter of life or death, it is essential – and the media have an important role in gaining that perspective.

Credit crunch cuts Oxford’s assets

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A recent survey has concluded that estimates over £100 million of Oxford’s endowments has been lost due to the credit crunch

The survey has concluded that British universities will lose as much as 15% of their wealth as the economic recession lowers the value of land and shares.

For Oxford, this figure would suggest around £102 million of the university’s £680 million would disappear. If a similar loss hit the endowments of the colleges, total losses could be over £500 million.

A university spokesman said, “we believe the university has sound policies in place to mitigate the impact of any longer term declines. Higher education remains a vital investment for the future.”

These setbacks come after Oxford embarked on a massive campaign for funding last year. This aimed to raise £1.25 billion to help the University compete with wealthy American rivals. Among the projects university administrators hoped to fund were the development of the old Radcliffe Infirmary site and new buildings for the Bodleian.

University Vice-Chancellor John Hood said at the time that his team, “must significantly increase the University’s endowment.”

It is unclear how much of the funding gained in the campaign will be cancelled out by the effect of the credit crunch.

Oxford also had £30 million invested in the collapsed Icelandic banking system. It is uncertain whether this will be restored to the University.

Interview: Kieran Oberman

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It’s a week before Christmas. Somehow, I’ve contrived to be back in the Social Sciences Library – I blink ferociously, attempting to extract myself from this nightmarish hallucination. No use, this is really happening. At least there is a good reason for it – I’m meeting Kieran Oberman, a Jesus D.Phil student who shares my current geographical predicament. He also happens to share my view on immigration controls – namely that there shouldn’t be any. There the similarity ends, because unlike me he should know what he’s talking about, given that he’s about to publish his thesis on the matter.

Extreme anti-immigration and nationalist voices don’t seem have much traction in Oxford, but an open border policy would probably seem just as radical to many. I want to know what the basis is of Kieran’s position. The question is met with a chuckle – “My position, first of all…?”

“People have a human right to international freedom of movement. “

Luckily, he seems willing to elucidate. “My view is that we should treat international freedom of movement in the same way that we treat domestic freedom of movement. You can go anywhere and live anywhere inside the UK, and the government would violate your human rights if it stopped you. That is a human right recognised in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights and the European Convention on Human Rights, as well as a number of other documents. I think that people have a human right to international freedom of movement on the same grounds.”

As Kieran later tells me, his argument immigration controls is based on ethical, rather than economic or practical, concerns. If he believes that it is an ethical requirement that we have freedom of movement between London and Oxford, a border isn’t going to stop him asserting that the same is true between London and Paris. On this basis, his disdain for any difference of treatment between domestic and international freedom of movement makes perfect sense. The borders are irrelevant. The question then, is why we should be ethically compelled to allow freedom of movement to as great a degree as possible. For Kieran, it is a matter of basic human existence.

“This is what human rights are about.”

“We need to be able to move in order to see who we want to see, associate with who we want to associate with, practice different religions, express ourselves as we want to, marry who we like, be with who we want to be. All these things are the most important things about our lives. This is what human rights are about.”

As a child of immigrants, this seems immediately appealing to me. My parents came from South Africa and the United States, had they fallen foul of immigration controls I probably wouldn’t exist. Still, for those few not immediately converted by the prospect of my non existence, I know there are questions to be raised. Even Kieran seems to concede this, admitting that there are circumstances where immigration controls would be appropriate, even required – “If there are criminals trying to move around the country , or terrorists, or there is an environmental problem such as foot and mouth disease, then we can place restrictions on (domestic) freedom of movement, and the same goes for international freedom of movement.”

As our discussion continues, I begin to wonder if cultural threats, as well as material threats, would justify immigration controls to Kieran. In particular, I’m interested in the example of Native Americans, whom are almost universally acknowledged to have had some sort of ‘right’ over their lands, before outsiders exercised their ‘international freedom of movement’ .

“The question is -why? Why would a state or a domestic community, like native peoples in North America- why should they have this right to exclude people? The kinds of grounds I might accept are: “Our culture is under threat, our way of life will be totally destroyed”- really extreme situations – “we will be oppressed.” That describes the situation of native peoples in North America, they’ve gone through a period of genocide, they live in small communities- if they were swamped by outsiders there is a good chance their culture and way of life would be destroyed.”

At this point, I am about to spring the trap that I had thought I was cleverly setting. “So, Mr. Oberman, would you not accept that to some modern immigration into the UK constitutes a similar cultural threat?” Unfortunately, Kieran pre-empts my question, and the answer is no.

“That isn’t the situation for most states. States like the UK, like France, like America, they’re enormous political communities, they can take millions of people, people have already come and more people could come without their way of life being threatened. “

“The history of immigration restrictions has been closely tied to the history of racism.”

It’s beginning to seem unlikely that Kieran is going to convince the BNP. It’s difficult to tell someone their culture isn’t under threat when their definition of what constitutes a threat is their Tesco local becoming a “Polski Sklep”. I ask Kieran if he feels that much of the opposition to his position is down to xenophobia and racism.

“The history of immigration restrictions has been closely tied to the history of racism and the subordination of other human beings. If you look through the history, its only until recently that there’s been a norm established that you can’t, at least explicitly, say that immigration is just for white people. Australia has ended its explicit white Australia policy. Nevertheless, if you look at who is granted visas, who is not granted visas, who can move around freely, who can’t… It’s absolutely appalling, it reminds you of apartheid. Having said that, I don’t think that anyone who argues for immigration restrictions is racist.”

“In one hundred years time there might well be international freedom of movement. ”

Racists aside, even I’m not entirely convinced that large states like the USA are immune to the effects of mass immigration, and if I’m not convinced I have difficulty seeing Kieran’s ideas gaining broad support. I ask Kieran if he genuinely believes that abandonment of immigration controls is a practical possibility.

“It depends what you mean by ‘practical possibility’ – if you mean is it going to happen – Politically, can we persuade politicians and the public and those in power to do it? In the short term the answer is no. If you mean “could we bring this about without devastating consequences”, well, yes, we could at least raise immigration restrictions significantly without bringing about devastating consequences. On the political front I’m not totally pessimistic. I think in one hundred years time there might well be international freedom of movement. If you take the European Union, it’s absolutely incredible, you’ve got a situation that you didn’t have 25 years ago, in which members of the EU can go and with very few restrictions live in any other state within the European Union. “

Of course, opening your borders to Europe is not equivalent to opening your borders to the world. The drain on public services and the stress increased population could bring in general is probably the greatest argument against relaxation of immigration controls in the UK. Kieran accepts that, for a single country like the UK, it’s entirely possible that an open border policy would be ruinous. Still, he doesn’t accept that it would be necessarily.

“No one has a clue what the effects of abandoning immigration controls would be.”

“It depends on what the empirical evidence is, and the empirical evidence- no one has a clue what the effects of abandoning immigration controls would be. We know that lots of people would come, the question is how many would come. I think its entirely plausible that in the UK there would be so many people that would want to come from poor states that at some point there would be devastating consequences. If that is the case then to stop those consequences you can impose immigration restrictions. But you can’t do that now- you can only do that when you’ve admitted so many people that admitting more would trigger these devastating consequences. It’s a bit like having a lifeboat and saying “we can’t take any more people in because our lifeboat will sink” when half the seats on the lifeboat are empty.”

It would seem then that Kieran is fairly optimistic, and being a UK citizen why wouldn’t he be? He is, after all, already in the lifeboat, and what is more, he can go pretty much wherever he wants. He quickly points exactly why he wouldn’t be. Firstly, his privileged position come at the expense of those “billions of people around the world” living in “desperate poverty”. Secondly, he, I, and most anyone else still faces vast restrictions on our international freedom of movement.

“Almost anyone in the UK will have no problem getting tourist visas for almost any state in the world. But still, even for people in the UK- you go to America, you fall in love with an American and your tourist visa runs out and you can’t stay there. Unless you get married, or you lie, or do all the kinds of things that people try and do to get around immigration restrictions. Immigration restrictions constantly destroy people’s relationships, and get in the way of our lives.”

With that said, I thank Kieran for his rather limited time, and in a valued exercise of my domestic freedom of movement, get the hell out of the SSL.

Getting tougher?

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City this season have been like Arsenal, but with more money and fewer points.  On our day we’ve played some miraculously good football, but on difficult away trips we’ve been shown up as physically and mentally weak.

We drew 2-2 having been 2-1 up at Hull and 2-1 up at Newcastle.  We conceded a lead to draw 1-1 at Craven Cottage.  At home we’ve been even worse: losing to 2-1 to Spurs after going ahead, and 3-1 to Chelsea.  Against Liverpool we were 2-0 up and lost 3-2.

But today we battled back from 2-0 down with two minutes remaining to get a point.  Robinho (via Andre Ooijer) set up Danny Sturridge on 88 minutes, before Sturridge returned the favour for the 93rd minute equaliser.

Of course, the real way of showing mental strength would have been to take one our of early chances and then grind out a 1-0.  But for now, this will do.

Obama’s Blagojevich Problem

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Audacious. Arrogant. More than a little absurd. Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s statement last Friday responding (finally) to his arrest looked like Richard Nixon on speed, which is sort of what it was. Here is a man ruined, seemingly, by his own corrupt enterprises — chiefly the attempt to sell Obama’s vacant Senate seat (he has the prerogative to pick a replacement) — who barely has a leg to stand on politically or legally. But he comes out fighting. With Rudyard Kipling quotes.

It was good. He spoke with power, with great confidence. It had such clarity. You watch and think, “I’d like this guy to be innocent. It’d be more fun.” And then you remember his past and his record and the strength of the case against him and that feeling fades. The consensus is he’s guilty and it’s not ambiguous. Caught on tape apparently trying to sell Obama’s “fucking valuable” Senate seat, his clinging on to power seems brazen at best and worrying at worst. And then, right after his statement, he pardoned twenty-two people. And you think, “what is this guy on?”

I have a feeling that this mess will be forgotten — at least outside of Illinois — as soon as the court case is resolved. The reason it’s so important is the Obama connection. And, quite simply, the handling of the fall-out by the Obama team has been their biggest mistake of the transition thus far.

When you’re faced with tough questions about a scandal like this one, the best policy is to respond with absolute clarity. Clarity of message, clarity of approach. As soon as this thing heated up, as soon as the inevitable question of transition team involvement was raised, they should have told the truth, unambiguously, in detail. It’s what you do if you are innocent. If you’re guilty, you obfuscate.

Obama obfuscated: “I had no contact with the governor or his office and so we were not, I was not aware of what was happening.” Note the use of we, and then deciding instead to go with I. He was trying to give the impression of complete distance from Blagojevich, without lying. He was ‘economical with the truth’. The truth: Rahm Emanuel, his Chief of Staff, had spoken to the Governor and had been wiretapped doing so. He seems to have done nothing illegal; today a report says he was completely innocent of any criminal activity.

Which begs the question, why obfuscate? When Emanuel’s conversation with Blagojevich was first reported, all hell broke loose. And when more questions came, Obama was vague, his spokespeople quiet or saying very little. People thought, “what are they hiding?”

It was a bad strategy, bad media management. They were innocent but they’ve made themselves look implicated. They look like they’ve tried a cover-up — a cover-up of perfectly legal and legitimate activity, but a cover-up nonetheless. And it might have hurt them.

Some mistakes politicians make impact upon the microtrend — the short term state of public opinion. Others impact upon the macrotrend — the less fickle, more solid and enduring opinions people hold. The macrotrend tends to be more important: it’s about our overall impression of something or someone, not individual little happenings that vanish from our consciousness soon after. Naturally, our overall impression is partly a product of an accumulation of microtrends: if a politician keeps saying daft things, we eventually get the impression he or she is a bit daft. The macrotrend is all about ‘bigger’ stuff, like trust, integrity, personality, character, values.

Here’s my point. In the wake of this mess, the perception about the Obama team is not “they’re innocent”, nor “they’re guilty”, but rather “they tried to mislead us”. And that impacts upon trust.

Real’s hilarious transfer fiasco

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Real Madrid have already tied up two big buys for January 1 : Klaas-Jan Huntelaar and Lassana Diarra – each costing roughly £20million.

While Real’s title challenge appears over (twelve points behind Barcelona already), they do at least have the Champions League to pursue.  As such, they were hoping Diarra and Huntelaar could play major roles in the European campaign.

Not so. UEFA regulations allow for only one player who has played in UEFA competitions already to have their registrations switched.  Given both Klaas and Lass played UEFA Cup earlier this season, Real now have to choose between the two of them!

How can Sporting Director Pedja Mijatovic have got this so wrong? Well, he is the man who thought that Royston Drenthe and now, apparently, Jermaine Pennant were good enough for a team with nine European Cups.

Oxford science grads win prize with plan to save the bees

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A team of Oxford graduates have scooped a prestigious environmental award with a plan to rescue threatened bee colonies.

The Oxford team, Rebecca Ross, Bartu Ahiska, Xiaoqi Feng, Christina Vinson and Gillian Petrokofsky, impressed the judges with their solution to the problem of colony collapse disorder in honey bees. The team developed a unique feed supplement, utilising bacteria from bees to boost their immune systems.

The competition, developed by the Environment Young Entrepreneurs Scheme, encourages young scientists to develop skills needed to turn research into commercially viable products. The teams then pitch the idea to a panel of potential investors.

Rebecca Ross said, “the power of this programme is how quickly we all came to feel that we really were entrepreneurs, just starting our own company. It has shown us the excitement of turning a research idea into a business which brings value to others.”

Sbragia gets the Sunderland job

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Ricky Sbragia’s done ok so far – although wins against West Brom and Hull, with the squad Sunderland have aren’t huge achievements – but he is a surprise pick for the full time job.

Given the recent record of Assisstants given the top job, would Big Niall have been smarter looking to the lower leagues?

Here are the most recent internal promotions to the manager’s job, as far as I can remember.

Sammy Lee – 14 games, 3 wins at Bolton.

Chris Hutchings – 12 games, 1 win at Wigan.

Les Reed – 7 games, 1 win at Charlton.

Tony Adams (not sacked yet) – 14 games, 4 wins at Pompey.

It’s no wonder the Glazers let Quieroz take the Portugal job.

City’s monthly quality performance

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There was the the 3-0 win at Sunderland in August.

Then we beat Portsmouth 6-0 in September.  That was special.

In October we smashed Stoke City 3-0 at home.

November saw a great 3-0 win against Arsenal.

And we had to endure three losses and two draws this month, before today’s 5-1 mauling of Hull.

I just can’t wait for January’s.