Tuesday 17th June 2025
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Persistent New outlast Oriel

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ORIEL – 0
NEW – 3

New College grabbed an important away victory against a flagging Oriel side, thanks to a perfect blend of persistence and patience. Oriel fought hard throughout, but could not match some decent play with goals, while New, having struggled to create through much of the game, scored three late goals to continue their excellent start of the season.

The highly physical encounter could well have gone either way, with both teams struggling to create the final ball until late on. It was in fact Oriel who dominated the opening exchanges, getting out of the traps first and looking to test goalkeeper Alex Khosla at any opportunity.

Their first big chance came inside the first ten minutes, when a well delivered free kick just outside the area was headed onto the bar by skipper Jonty Warner. Oriel looked to have possession under control and a flowing passing game, yet lacked any kind of killer ball to supply strikers Webb and Hoare with ammunition, which eventually proved to be the story of the game for the side floundering at the wrong end of the table.

Yet New College were not prepared to lose their grip at the top without a fight, and a few big challenges soon turned the heat up. Howell, a constant thorn in the side of the Oriel defence, began popping up left right and centre, looking to latch onto any through-balls carved out by the New midfield, although they were merely frustrated by the strong Oriel offside trap as the first half was played out to a pacy finish.

In the Oriel camp, Warner’s instructions were clear: keeping the ball on the ground in good conditions would lead to solid chances, whereas the tried and tested method of long-balls to Webb would not. He soon got his wish when the midfield began working the ball around the pitch at a steady rhythm, with little reply from New. Harry Hoare pulled his markers wide and opened up gaps and chances which gave American ‘keeper Sam Evans something to think about. However, it’s a mystery where his mind disappeared to in the 70th minute, when two incredibly weak goal kicks gave Gibbon and then Hoare clear cut chances to put Oriel ahead, which were ultimately wasted.

This stroke of luck seemed to spur league leaders New into action and almost instantly they replied with the breakthrough. Scrappy play by the Oriel defence left Robin Cantwell to sweep the loose ball just ahead of Howell, who caressed the ball past the onrushing Khosla with the deftest of finishes on 75. It had been a frustrating wait for the goal, and, as if at a bus stop, two more soon followed. Captains Painton and Warner had marshalled their teams well in an aggressive game, yet ultimately one had to prevail. Painton was released down the left wing and slid in a tantalising cross that was diverted into the Oriel goal by leader Warner himself. Although Oriel had worked tirelessly all game, heads dropped and the third goal was straightforward. A late corner just wasn’t dealt with, allowing Tommy Stadlen to open his account for the college from 5 yards out.

Despite Hoare hitting the bar with a volley that could – and perhaps should – have been put in the back of the net, the crushed yet unfortunate Oriel side had a sloppy end to the game, the scoreline of which somewhat flattered New. The game proved to be a lesson in converting chances when on top, and New showed why their ability to do just that has seen them storm to the top of the table approaching the halfway point in the season.

 

Women’s Lightweight Rowing

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New College grabbed an important away victory against a flagging Oriel side, thanks to a perfect blend of persistence and patience. Oriel fought hard throughout, but could not match some decent play with goals, while New, having struggled to create through much of the game, scored three late goals to continue their excellent start of the season.

The highly physical encounter could well have gone either way, with both teams struggling to create the final ball until late on. It was in fact Oriel who dominated the opening exchanges, getting out of the traps first and looking to test goalkeeper Alex Khosla at any opportunity.

Their first big chance came inside the first ten minutes, when a well delivered free kick just outside the area was headed onto the bar by skipper Jonty Warner. Oriel looked to have possession under control and a flowing passing game, yet lacked any kind of killer ball to supply strikers Webb and Hoare with ammunition, which eventually proved to be the story of the game for the side floundering at the wrong end of the table.

Yet New College were not prepared to lose their grip at the top without a fight, and a few big challenges soon turned the heat up. Howell, a constant thorn in the side of the Oriel defence, began popping up left right and centre, looking to latch onto any through-balls carved out by the New midfield, although they were merely frustrated by the strong Oriel offside trap as the first half was played out to a pacy finish.

In the Oriel camp, Warner’s instructions were clear: keeping the ball on the ground in good conditions would lead to solid chances, whereas the tried and tested method of long-balls to Webb would not. He soon got his wish when the midfield began working the ball around the pitch at a steady rhythm, with little reply from New. Harry Hoare pulled his markers wide and opened up gaps and chances which gave American ‘keeper Sam Evans something to think about. However, it’s a mystery where his mind disappeared to in the 70th minute, when two incredibly weak goal kicks gave Gibbon and then Hoare clear cut chances to put Oriel ahead, which were ultimately wasted.

This stroke of luck seemed to spur league leaders New into action and almost instantly they replied with the breakthrough. Scrappy play by the Oriel defence left Robin Cantwell to sweep the loose ball just ahead of Howell, who caressed the ball past the onrushing Khosla with the deftest of finishes on 75. It had been a frustrating wait for the goal, and, as if at a bus stop, two more soon followed. Captains Painton and Warner had marshalled their teams well in an aggressive game, yet ultimately one had to prevail. Painton was released down the left wing and slid in a tantalising cross that was diverted into the Oriel goal by leader Warner himself. Although Oriel had worked tirelessly all game, heads dropped and the third goal was straightforward. A late corner just wasn’t dealt with, allowing Tommy Stadlen to open his account for the college from 5 yards out.

Despite Hoare hitting the bar with a volley that could – and perhaps should – have been put in the back of the net, the crushed yet unfortunate Oriel side had a sloppy end to the game, the scoreline of which somewhat flattered New. The game proved to be a lesson in converting chances when on top, and New showed why their ability to do just that has seen them storm to the top of the table approaching the halfway point in the season.

 

Blues Rugby League

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With the first month out of the way, it’s clear that changes are afoot at OURLFC this season. A massive recruitment effort at the end of trinity has lead to unprecedented interest in the club. Record numbers at early season training have meant that the dream of becoming a two team club has been realised for the first time in OURLFC’s history.

Although there have been challenges that go along with running an extra team, the benefits make it clear that “The Maroons” are here to stay. On the pitch they won their first two games against Warwick University 2nds and Brunel University. The Maroons came down to earth with a bump in week 3 however, losing 60-30 at home to local rivals Oxford Brookes, who are now runaway league leaders. Despite this, a number of players have performed excellently for the Maroons with Jacob Turner’s exceptional defence being a highlight.

The Blues, having stepped up to the BUCS Premier South division, have competed well. Pre-season friendlies against Oxford Brookes and Oxford Cavaliers were keenly contested, with the Blues beating their university rivals before falling to the Cavaliers in the annual Jacques Scott Memorial Match. In BUCS, a challenging first game, against an experienced Nottingham University side, proved too much for many of the club’s new players as the Blues went down 52 points to 12. Although clearly beaten, it has to be said that the game was more competitive than the score line suggested. The team bounced back in week 2 with a strong 42-24 win against Northampton University and, although at times disjointed, it was clear that the side were starting to come together.

Week 3 saw the Blues travelling away to UWIC for the first time since the club’s last stint in the Premier division back in 2003. Despite losing in the last minute, the Blues were the better side for large sections of the game, and were unlucky with a few refereeing decisions. The club will now be hoping to bounce back from a disappointing performance against Loughborough last week when they play Exeter this Wednesday.

Throughout the month some very strong individual performances, particularly from Pete Forster and Phil Satterthwaite, and with a number of key personnel, particularly Blues captain George Smibert, set to return the club’s strength can only improve. With tough fixtures ahead it’s clear that this will continue to be a challenging term for OURLFC.

 

Blasphemy: the Life of Ivan Denisovich

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Out to be a reactionary bigot? Hey, you should, like, seriously read this book. It’s by this guy who, like, totally lived in a Gulag for loads of years and stuff, it really reminds you of, like, how fortunate we are here in our cushy western culture where everything is cuddles and blowjobs, know what I mean? Hey, do you want to go and get, like, mega lashed at Thirst Lodge later? Ethan’s bringing a wrap he bought off that Slovak in Bonn Square.

If somebody says this to you, by all means go out and have fun, but for God’s sake ignore the literary suggestion; they’re most likely suggesting a novel by an author who, when he finally made it to the west, was probably disappointed by how moderate the Holocaust turned out to be. He’s dead now, so I’m pretty sure I can get away with saying that without a lawsuit in my pigeonhole. I doubt anybody is even reading this anyway, you’re all probably too busy tagging photos of yourself vomiting in tramps’ sleeping bags and drawing knobs on babies’ armpits.

And that’s the wonderful irony of this book. While stuck behind the Iron Curtain, Solzhenitsyn was hailed as a literary freedom fighter, the shocking voice of dissent amidst the stifling totalitarianism of the Soviet Union; he was even given a Nobel Prize for his inexhaustible ‘love of humanity’, and yet when he finally emerged an exile in 1974, everybody suddenly found out that he was, shock horror, a nationalist bigot who thought modern music was too loud and young people too soft. He’s basically Alf Garnett from Till Death Do Us Part, but without any self-restraint.

Frankly, he deserved to be in the Gulag, and if you don’t agree me, you deserve to be in there with him.
But back to the book. The unremitting dreariness of the Gulag is, of course, affecting, and at times you cannot help but feel deeply moved by the sheer comic horror of prison life. However, one still gets the sense that the real message behind this novel is not that the Gulag is the problem, just that the wrong people are in it.

 

Eyes on the Prize

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It seems that this year’s judges made a conscious attempt to avoid some of the usual tabloid furore surrounding the Turner Prize. The shortlist definitely doesn’t contain anything that will invite controversy as easily as the works of Martin Creed or Mark Wallinger. If this year’s prize makes many headlines at all, it will be if Mark Leckey, who is the bookmakers’ favourites and the only male nominee, wins the award. further fuelling the claims that Turner juries are biased against female artists.

I’m of the opinion that Leckey shouldn’t win. Most of the attention his nominated works have garnered has been focused on ‘Cinema in the Round’, a video of a lecture on contemporary art delivered by Leckey in evening dress.

The piece seems to sum up what is wrong with the rest of the nominees’ oeuvre. Leckey rambles around a huge amount of subjects, from James Cameron to Karl Marx, creating a sense that he is nothing but a sponge, into which a century of culture has been absorbed.

Ever since the Cubists first pasted newspaper clippings onto their paintings, the idea that an artist need not always comment on popular culture has become popular, especially when (s)he has the option of directly including actual, physical manifestations of it in his works. Yet the Cubists, or Duchamp with his ready-mades, or Tracey Emin with her bed, seized artefacts from the world around them and transformed them into new works of art. Leckey suggests it is enough to talk about popular culture within the frame of a video, playing on a screen in an art gallery. Leckey is an astonishing cultural archivist, and probably a horrific bore at parties, but nothing more.

Similar criticisms can be levelled at Cathy Wilkes. Her assemblages are made up of the debris of modern living, and represent a side of contemporary existence that Leckey does not seek to involve himself with. Wilkes’ installation is unconcerned with aesthetics – it is downright ugly. Yet though she does make something new from her toilets, naked mannequins, birdcages and leftover food, it is impossible to tell what that is, or what it means. Maybe this is the whole point; the apparently random and chaotic nature of the artefacts represents a lack of communication. Yet this lazy argument illustrates Wilkes’ failings – more arresting and eloquent attempts have been made to illustrate a breakdown in communication.

Runa Islam’s films seem workmanlike rather than inspired, interesting rather than enrapturing. Given time and attention, their full significance and beauty could come to reveal itself but their immediate impact is limited. There’s nothing wrong with Islam’s work, but I like my art to be visceral as well as cerebral.

Goshka Macuga fulfils both of these criteria. Like the works of Leckey and Wilkes, her art is pervaded by cultural ephemera, but she has focus. Macuga’s cultural detritus comes in the form of letters and manifestos written by the members of Unit One, the 1930s Modernist group.

Where Wilkes uses random slices of the world around her and Leckey attempts to work with an entire cultural history, Macuga chooses to work with a tiny piece of forgotten history, dredged up from the Tate’s archives. She has taken sheaves of paper that contain hermetically sealed nuggets of the past and, in her free-ranging, mixed-media responses, brought them back into the world, alive and gloriously real. For this, she ought to win.

Blues Tennis

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You all train hard, as with all the blues squads. How rigorous is tennis training in a typical week?

Obviously with the Oxford schedule court time is an issue that there is not much getting around. We train twice for good two-hour sessions during the week with a bucs match every Wednesday, and Saturday fixtures against many prestigious tennis clubs. In Trinity in preparation for varsity training increases to most days (as long as the English weather does not have other plans.)

How is the season shaping up so far for the blues?

It’s going well. In Michaelmas it’s all about the bucs league and we are currently 4th in the top division of the country. This is no mean feat as the other five teams in our league are full on tennis academies.

I would imagine it’s tough to get team spirit going at points, what would you say?

Team spirit is easy when you’re winning, but sure, when the losses start rolling in it gets tough. Tennis is very much in the mind, and I feel as a team we’re pretty mentally tough and so this, as well as Park end on a Wednesday, create a strong team spirit.

Have any great freshers stepped up to the team?

We have one fresher in the squad this year, John Groom. He is stepping up to the plate very nicely and has won his last three singles against some very good players so it bodes well.

Do you personally think the use of graduates at the pinnacle of Oxford sport is unfair on aspiring undergraduates looking to push into the top teams?

I personally do not know what an “easy degree,” at Oxford involves or even if it exists. If they do exist then there is an argument. However as a sportsman you want to be the best even if you have more academic hours (again I don’t know if this is true). It should just inspire you to work harder and act as motivation.

Lastly, how do you fancy your varsity chances?

Varsity is a unique competition. It is a pressure cauldron that suits some but not others, and momentum can be won or lost in a couple of points. It’s impossible to call definitively. However, as a sportsman you must back yourself, which is exactly what we will do when the time comes.

Exquisite Sheldonian ceiling back in place

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The Sheldonian Theatre ceiling has been repaired following four years of restoration work.

The 32 ceiling panels of the theatre had been temporarily removed in 2004 to allow essential repairs to the historic building. It was then discovered that the panels were also in need of work.

Restoration work on the ceiling was completed in summer 2008, and the project to put the panels back in place commenced at the beginning of this year.

Created by King Charles II’s court painter Robert Streater, the ceiling depicts a personification of Truth descending upon the Arts and Sciences to expel ignorance, rapine and envy from the University.

The University’s chairman of curators, Jeffrey Hackney, admitted to having “always hated this ceiling – so much so that when they took it down and we had sackcloth instead, I thought it greatly preferable”.

After the restoration of the ceiling, however, Hackney has come to regard it in a new light. He said, “I have recanted. Now I see it in its true colours, I have changed my mind completely”.

“I think there will be much drawing of breath”, he said, “when people see the restored ceiling for the first time”.

The ceiling had to be repainted many times before its most recent restoration.

According to conservation workers, It suffered from centuries of leaks, as well as the rubbish left by generations of builders. Amongst the rubble, however, there were some unexpected discoveries.

Workmen found two time capsules, one containing an old pair of trousers and a note from their owner.

“Hope you enjoy yourself when you have found this valuable treasure,” read the message, “I expect I will have fed the worms by then.”

Obama impacts UK student recruitment

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Barack Obama’s recent victory in the US Presidential Election is likely to affect the numbers of UK graduates applying for jobs in the United States, a Higher Education spokesperson has said.

According to Dr Bahram Bekhradnia, the director of the Higher Education Policy Institute, “The UK has benefitted greatly over the last seven years from the negative perception of the US”.

The US is lifting 9/11 visa restrictions while the advent of biometrics and identity cards will tighten British barriers, meaning that the UK could lose out on the £10 billion overseas students bring to economy every year.

 

Uni grads schooled in underwear etiquette

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Make sure your underwear fits and is “unobtrusive”, don’t appear “frumpy” or “tarty”, or mention politics, religion or sex at dinner – this is just some of the advice published in a new guide for graduate trainees.

Graduates were told to avoid wearing “crumpled or stained” clothes, not to put salt on food before tasting it and only to pick your napkin off the floor if there is no butler to do it for you.

The guide, compiled by the wife of the Vice-Chancellor of Leeds Metropolitan University, has raised eyebrows, with one academic describing it as “a broth of self-important snobbery”.

 

Oxford scientists see IVF success soar

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The collaboration of Oxford University doctors and the Colorado Centre for Reproductive Medicine could see success rates of IVF soar due to developments in screening embryos.

The new process, comparative genomic hybridisation (CGH), allows doctors to monitor all the chromosomes in the developing embryo. It is believed that a common cause of miscarriage is an abnormal number of chromosomes.

This new method has the potential to double impregnation rates in women who would otherwise have problems conceiving, while it is estimated that the live birth rate will rise from a predicted rate of 60% to 78%.

Dr Dagan Wells, of Oxford University, described the increased pregnancy rates as “absolutely phenomenal.”